This guy's STILL selling cursed magic items (and getting away with it).

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Welcome one and all, come inside horno's hole!
He take's apple pay! Or he'll trade for your soul
Horno's got potions, goblets, and trinkets galore!
Simply climb deep inside, and see what's in store :)
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
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@Wizards_with_Guns 4 месяца назад

What other cursed items reside in Horno’s Hole?

@The-Unknown-Fool 4 месяца назад

The blade of courage: its a wooden sword that looks like a real sword and when wielded it gives you're opponents courage (it also gives you food poisoning some how)

@spacesharkwriter6554 4 месяца назад

The sword of up

@spacesharkwriter6554 4 месяца назад

If anyone gets that reference I’ll be very surprised

@amani576 4 месяца назад

The Wand of Algorithmius: No one knows how it works and everyone hates you if you're holding it. If you figure out how it works the next time you pick it up it doesn't work that way again.

@TTRPGSarvis 4 месяца назад

Everlasting Torch: This torch will never burn out, because it is completely and utterly fireproof. It will not light.

@BeholdTheLeviathan 4 месяца назад

"Decapistrate" and "Power Word: Peel" are metal as hell, gotta make those spells in my game.

@Merlincat007 4 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@picklejho69 4 месяца назад

Does "Decapistrate" just tear off the top of your head and throw it out of the nearest window?

@2percentright 4 месяца назад

Power word: peel is such an op spell. The only question is, does it peel the target out of their armor and clothes or peel all their skin off, bypassing their garments?

@derekjohnson424 4 месяца назад

If I knew Power Word: Peel, I would eat way more oranges than I do now.

@mezmerizer0266 4 месяца назад

Garber's ball of 30 spiders.

@suimeingwong2043 4 месяца назад

Proper use of Chekov's gun. It was seen and it was used. 10/10 would watch again.

@spacesharkwriter6554 4 месяца назад

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed that

@humonchronos9048 4 месяца назад

I was so sure it was goint to shoot him, the way he propped it up. Especially after the zoom when he shook the table.

@ladonmccabe 4 месяца назад

@@humonchronos9048 that's what made the joke perfect. Subversion at its finest. Chef's kiss.

@chippler5822 4 месяца назад

I love the bit cause the boomerang of suspense was a similar item

@CamTheWarlock 4 месяца назад

@@humonchronos9048honestly, I thought the same at first, then I thought they WEREN’T going shoot it as a twist, then they defied both those thoughts and surprised me still. Bravo Wizards for your clever writing, I’m not sure how many wizards you had to kill to get this power, but it was worth it.

@leothi2 4 месяца назад

I thought the Boomerang of Unexpected Return would be back in this episode, and it wasn't. Another proof of the quality of the product.

@Car_made_of_cheese 4 месяца назад

It’ll be back someday, it may not be this day or the next, heck it may not even be a year from now but it’ll be back.

@do-khyi 3 месяца назад

I'd love it if it returned in a completely unrelated video to this series.

@Car_made_of_cheese 3 месяца назад

@@do-khyi omg this idea is perfect!😂

@lugertelevisioncompany 3 месяца назад

@@do-khyiit would be unexpected

@StrawberryJamMan 3 месяца назад

Ive given up at this point tbh

@tridentgreen3346 4 месяца назад

Checkov's gun, I need that. Great for establishing tension everywhere. The bank. The garage. The wagon. The bedroom. Anywhere!

@rhabeldibabeldi6812 4 месяца назад

Yes!

@dawg13200 4 месяца назад

Kept waiting for him to say "we'll get back to that" 😂

@ryanmccampbell7 4 месяца назад

Lol I thought he was just going to leave it unmentioned for the rest of the video just to mess with us

@MajinBuuButtercup 3 месяца назад

But it does quadruple damage with Patsy's magic bullet.

@tinaperez7393 Месяц назад

Especially the bedroom. Keeps things spicy. When you tire of the regular affection! 😂

@The-Unknown-Fool 4 месяца назад

1. I thought that eyepatch was cursed with something horrible but no just a cyclopes sleep mask 2. Half expected for Chekhov's gun to never be used

@yodaman8015 4 месяца назад

yessss

@yodaman8015 4 месяца назад

me too

@Nae_ex 4 месяца назад

I thought Chekhov's gun was going to shoot itself

@vincevvn 4 месяца назад

I’d totally buy that eye of impermanence if it hadn’t just disappeared like that. Shame.

@shugularity 3 месяца назад

Wait, what eye?

@emchovy 4 месяца назад

can I lay my own witch's egg? kinda on a budget recently

@enatsu_shiroi 4 месяца назад

It almost brings a tear to my eye that there exist wizards who do not have a witch charmed into their service to lay all the eggs they'll ever need and eat all the newts you don't need. Do you even transmute?

@goggles8691 4 месяца назад

@@enatsu_shiroithose wizards are just lazy

@sillypinkmoth 4 месяца назад

@@enatsu_shiroi im just going to back away slowly

@ryanmccampbell7 4 месяца назад

Sure, first you'll need to: 1) Eat the meat of a virgin hen baptized in holy water and sacrificed to a false god 2) Summon and sleep with an incubus. Careful as they can get a bit overattached, though that can be taken advantage of if you want multiple eggs. 3) Do the chicken dance under a blood moon And within 4-8 days you should be able to lay an egg.

@Spellweaver5 4 месяца назад

I think it's you who has to know if you can or can not lay an egg...

@thewafflesopp8868 4 месяца назад

I don’t know why but “the map that leads to the rest of the map” was the hardest I’ve laughed all day

@Velkhana22 4 месяца назад

I'm almost embarrassed of how much that simple joke made me laugh

@asagoldsmith3328 3 месяца назад

What does the completed map lead to

@Zandrake 3 месяца назад

@@asagoldsmith3328your mother’s abode

@ehhorve857 3 месяца назад

@@asagoldsmith3328y'know those signs that say "you are here"? the map leads to itself.

@nastiestNate 2 месяца назад

That was pretty good. Brevity is the soul of wit afterall

@leoff7 4 месяца назад

"Chekhov's gun: Casts four shadows" was pure genius

@TheCat_3 3 месяца назад

Is this a reference?

@portalbuilder7021 3 месяца назад

@@TheCat_3not sure about the shadows, but chekovs gun is a literary rule where if a gun is in the background of a scene it should be used

@joydivider805 3 месяца назад

@@TheCat_3 Foreshadows

@TheCat_3 3 месяца назад

@@joydivider805 oh that's actually amazing

@asagoldsmith3328 3 месяца назад

@@joydivider805 i feel stupid

@Novgord98 4 месяца назад

I d like to see the origin story of why the assistant is lobotomised

@Gr3nadgr3gory 4 месяца назад

He's actually part of a cursed item that isn't for sale.

@akl2k7 3 месяца назад

He stared at the eye of object impermanence for way too long.

@ashfox7498 3 месяца назад

He used to be Horno's loan provider but when he couldn't make a payment he instead offered him Gornak the Orc Quack's Draft of Willful Intelligence

@GhostGlitch. 9 часов назад

he's not. he's actually just horribly depressed.

@dombo813 3 месяца назад

I love the idea that mimes actually don't normally mime invisible walls, they normally try to mind their own business, but people keep trapping them in boxes.

@halfling49 2 месяца назад

Really useful, ought to finally stop those terrifying mimes in their tracks

@jsekula3 4 месяца назад

God I live for Horno’s Hole

@Patrick-zj4qz 4 месяца назад

Phrasing, my guy. Phrasing. 😂

@DollyBoy_1923 4 месяца назад

@@JThera good question.

@Kekatronic 4 месяца назад

Musta been your secret in that urn

@wiggletonthewise2141 4 месяца назад

I know, it’s so great being in that hole

@captainfach 4 месяца назад

I'd live IN horno's hole!

@chs9999 4 месяца назад

It's gone It's gone

@blurgle9185 4 месяца назад

in Horno's hole

@lola_ebola 4 месяца назад

i NEED a band of goofy goblin slaves to follow me on my quests and play jolly tunes

@nathanielbeven9052 4 месяца назад

and i would fillet my own 2 legs just to watch someone eat my shoes.

@PoppyGaming43 4 месяца назад

god it's actual torture. i can't believe GGG added this at all

@tinaperez7393 Месяц назад

Don't we all. Don't we all.

@peydays173 4 месяца назад

Someone tell Horno he is loved and accepted for who he is.

@thesafetycalzone4920 4 месяца назад

I love how the cork stayed in the bottle even after it got blasted

@studentdrake 4 месяца назад

What was the joke? It's the only 1 I didn't get.

@Hillybonus8 4 месяца назад

@@studentdrakesomeone put a quark in a lidless bottle. Thats the joke

@Underestimated37 3 месяца назад

No, the bottle can’t spill therefore it can’t be emptied, so the cork can’t come out. Add that to Chekhov’s gun (if a writer features a gun in a story, there must be a reason for it, such as it being fired some time later in the plot) and it’s perfect

@SpookyStu 4 месяца назад

I impulse shopped here at 2 in the morning, and now I'm cursed. 10/10.

@blakethesnake6686 4 месяца назад

i got a spiritually transmitted disease from one of the marital aids they sell 😢

@MajinBuuButtercup 3 месяца назад

Yeah, but the curse is that your insides smell like vanilla, so....

@BlackReaper0 4 месяца назад

Power word Peel sounds scarier than power word kill.

@CallMeTaste 3 месяца назад

Lets hope that spell never misses...

@Wrongtriangle65 4 месяца назад

I lost it at "it will flay your legs AND eat your shoes" in that order

@DefinitelyNotAnAi 4 месяца назад

I think I'm gonna add this series as a canon thing in my DnD games and allow players to buy these objects

@Car_made_of_cheese 4 месяца назад

This idea is gonna end so horribly I just know it😂 Let me know when there’s an update on the campaign

@saltyboo 4 месяца назад

After watching all of Horno's segments, I'm realizing that gnome skin is the most versatile material in the world.

@brugbo613 4 месяца назад

That's why gnomes have been hunted almost to extinction.

@MajinBuuButtercup 3 месяца назад

You're thinking of giant foreskin. They've been passing it off as gnome, goblin and orc skin for YEARS now.

@madbrosheo1514 4 месяца назад

Everyone’s talking about the eye, or the gun, but “the map that leads to the rest of this map” had me slapping my knee pretty hard, I tell you what.

@claytalian9091 4 месяца назад

I was almost sure the Chekhov's gun was gonna be a red herring.

@tinkerermelon6599 4 месяца назад

"This.. is a Red Herring. First attunad by the great wizard Marlin, this aquatic-shaped artifact causes its user to speak in fish puns. Honestly, it's kinda carp."

@TheChocolateChakra 4 месяца назад

Next, we have the loosely-related Paper Crown of the Nigerian Prince - bestowing the wearer with phising posts pertaining to red inheritance. No, it's not from Burger King - he really is a prince! The price is only 10,000 gold, and you'll receive 6,000,000 gold in return at some point in the future! Merge your blues, with red inheritance, for some charismatic purple rain - and add this lovely piece to your collection, today!

@arishasmile1905 4 месяца назад

That would have been cool! If in the end scene instead of using the gun to shoot the bottle, just without any mention the gun was replaced on screen with a prop red herring.

@donperegrine922 2 месяца назад

I hope they read our comments down here. They could make a new one of these every week! They need to do "Red Herring" where he tells you to " keep your eye on this one, folks!"

@Biospark286 4 месяца назад

If this channel was nothing but Horno's Hole I would still be super happy.

@MaximilianStover 4 месяца назад

teachers calling an abacus an abracadabracus is a genius way to get kids to learn math 🤣

@itsgonnabeanaurfromme 2 месяца назад

How? Kids don't learn math by using abacuses

@humonchronos9048 4 месяца назад

My man is SLAYING with that eyeliner

@astk5214 4 месяца назад

Coming back to the roots huh? A lot of wizardry and a bit of gun

@_Sparky144 4 месяца назад

I hope nothing bad happens in this episode...

@_Sparky144 4 месяца назад

Especially concerning the gun...

@JustAGoatwastaken 4 месяца назад

Something bad happened=(

@no_special_person 4 месяца назад

i wonder what's gonna happen with that gun

@Nae_ex 4 месяца назад

Nothing actually

@Jmatts21 4 месяца назад

That damn Round Council, I haven't been able to find my xylophone ever since the Great Thaumaclysm!

@BlairCarlyle 4 месяца назад

That Chekhov’s gun bit was a next level set up and punchline

@owenthompson4071 4 месяца назад

I was half expecting it to be ignored for the subversion but the punchline works as wwll

@no_special_person 4 месяца назад

Thanks for beringing much laughter into our lives again, u guys the goat. "im gay" really friggin got me

@TheDruidsDen 4 месяца назад

Probably should've used Power Word: Peel on that cork.

@Ambi1618 4 месяца назад

Me: "I cast power word: Peel." My DM: "No you do not."

@MartinToms 4 месяца назад

Power word: Peel sounds horrifying, ngl

@michaeljcabose7286 4 месяца назад

Ah Yes, Find xylophone, the most forbidden of the forbidden spells

@PhilieBlunt666 3 месяца назад

I thought he said flying xylophone at first and i was like that terrifying imagine the sounds of dropping them on people 😂

@eliannafreely5725 Месяц назад

As it should be. Who the hell WANTS to find a xylophone?

@yaske2703 4 месяца назад

I need to get my hands on that stupid bag, I'm willing to pay for it with three witch eyes and a unicorn hair

@Ducc 4 месяца назад

Hornos hole changed my life

@manofcorn5930 4 месяца назад

YES this is my favorite reoccurring youtube sketch XD

@Purriah 4 месяца назад

I lost it when he placed Chekov’s gun on the display

@sleepyjoe730 4 месяца назад

When his voice got so soft saying "power word peel" I died

@spacecorgi3074 4 месяца назад

4:23 I thought the lid would come flying off, and his elbow would hit the gun, causing it to fire

@ravenmillieweikel3847 4 месяца назад

Horn of the wild knight is carved from the WHAT?! That's gross, man! Nasty!

@chungles420 4 месяца назад

by gadalfs grey pube, my essential oils have made me grow another hand on my hand

@-ism8153 4 месяца назад

I expected object impermanence to make him forget that Chekhov’s gun was loaded.

@lunahix4815 4 месяца назад

The Eye looks fucking cool.

@mossbergr 4 месяца назад

what eye?

@supercompooper 4 месяца назад

What are you talking about I have no idea

@ArcYT 4 месяца назад

it's gone. it's just gone.

@lunahix4815 4 месяца назад

@@mossbergr 2:58

@lunahix4815 4 месяца назад

@@supercompooper 2:58

@jeremiahbennett3004 4 месяца назад

If the boomerang of suspense doesn't hit him in the next one, I will be refunding my purchase IMMEDIATELY

@Pillboxing 4 месяца назад

So this is actually the jar of lies and it makes up stuff out of thin air

@codysurfer8232 4 месяца назад

sad to see Horno is closeted. hope he finds a nice man one day

@soxpeewee 3 месяца назад

Don't believe the jar of lies

@Srcsqwrn 3 месяца назад

We live for happy Hornos in this household!

@erueka6 3 месяца назад

The jar is right though shame should stay hidden.

@Sevrgpro 4 месяца назад

I’m so glad this has become a reoccurring series on the channel. It’s such an interesting idea and there’s so much to explore with.

@QuincyKane 4 месяца назад

This might be my favorite segment from you guys; I could watch a whole hour special of this! If you end up making few more, you should release a compilation at the end of the year or something!

@derpleyew 4 месяца назад

Horno is in my top 5 holes on the internet

@chippler5822 4 месяца назад

HORNNOOOOO

@bladdyboi2962 3 месяца назад

I cannot stress just how much I love this series, please keep making it

@JonathanShariat 4 месяца назад

"Book of Baby Names from the 9 Hells" I laughed way too hard at that. LMAO

@williamadamrant672 3 месяца назад

This series feels timeless, you could tell me this came out in 2013 and I'd believe you. Also the Chekhov's gun joke was well executed.

@no_special_person 4 месяца назад

the chekovs gun bit has me giggling before even before the payoff, like im just at the mime part but i cant get my mind off if ur gonna just do nothing with the gun just for the sake of double subversion

@gruntlord6 4 месяца назад

Hilary kitchen and hornos hole back to back, have we hit the golden age?

@shoestringVA 4 месяца назад

Y'all never miss. With Ashnard's Flintlock of Seekers, a wondrous item enchanted to fire Magic Missile at whoever last gave you a shifty look for carrying a firearm. It can be yours for the low low price of 250 Gold Pieces, or the missing card from my knockoff Deck of Many Things I don't know where it is please help.

@ultimatedude121 4 месяца назад

I'm just beginning the video and Chekhov's gun was just brought out. Boy I sure do hope nothing comes from this.

@user-hs9cl3sy1l 8 часов назад

The whole video I couldn't stop thinking about showing this to my brother, Aiden, so that post credit scene was perfect 😂

@barghest94 4 месяца назад

3:15 You really channeled Michael to deliver those lines.

@Tyle_Pulitzer 4 месяца назад

I fucking love Horno's Hole!

@sinny5404 4 месяца назад

Next episode: This guy's STILL selling cursed items (Gone wrong!)

@townbug 4 месяца назад

this bit is spectacular

@MisterBoZiffer 3 месяца назад

The Map of Dadness, it can show you where anything is but if you ever ask for directions you will forget all of your kids.

@user-qy7pu9op3u 4 месяца назад

This is by far one of my favorite series you guys make always kills me.

@Trethan3266 4 месяца назад

Do you have any items that could cure my dad’s invisibility curse?

@fotisavgerinos7863 4 месяца назад

I already know this is gonna be an absolute banger of a video

@yeah5874 4 месяца назад

Im the previous owner of the Horn of the Wild Knight. Quite frankly the morning bowel troubles were manageable, it was the racist snake dreams that were just too darn confusing, i had to sell it

@phillipmargrave 3 месяца назад

3:45 I knew it 😮

@AwdryFan1997 4 месяца назад

Probably my favorite series you guys have. Great job! Keep it up!

@spamuel98 3 месяца назад

Power Word Peel actually sounds horrific. Imagine putting that in D&D, use it on a cultist and their skin gets ripped off...

@goosedasheen 4 месяца назад

Got to give him credit - Chekhov's Gun worked perfectly.

@authurstretchygreenthing8464 4 месяца назад

Finally, we saw a wizard with a gun.

@robster_skip4987 4 месяца назад

I love this!! It's definitely my favourite ongoing series from y'all

@Dan11495 3 месяца назад

Power Word: Peel (9th level spell) Requires root vegetable spell component -- You whisper a powerful word of old magic at a target of your choice. If the target is at 150 hit points or less, you hand them an oversized potato and force the creature to peel the vegetable using its entire turn each round. If the target fails to peel the potato by end of combat, they turn into a delicious stew permanently. The spell has no effect if the target is above 150 hit points.

@dumsquirrel 4 месяца назад

Gotta love the continued use of the gnome skin gag.

@tmtigd 4 месяца назад

Yesterday I was just wishing I could see more of Horno's Hole, what serendipity

@haydenmammen6079 4 месяца назад

Please just make an entire playlist of these videos.

@a_d_a_m 4 месяца назад

absolute best (and only?) chekov’s gun comedy i’ve ever seen. so good

@lautarotoloza7583 4 месяца назад

I love how every video of Horno has at least one item that emanates the same vibe and function of a ticking time bomb of 1 to 5 minutes

@z0mba1 4 месяца назад

I was convinced the gun wouldn't be used until a subsequent video lmao

@paulbirkner2104 4 месяца назад

Horno's Hole is tight, please give us more

@bleachedbonez 4 месяца назад

IDK if I'd say he's getting away with it...mans absolutely cursed beyond belief

@ProxyXIV 4 месяца назад

Introducing Chekov's gun in the first minute... great, now I'm tensed up for the rest of the video.

@Joey7Z7Horror 4 месяца назад

3:02 bro turned into Ms. Clithorin for a moment

@joaquimbonazza6686 4 месяца назад

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

@antpile3567 3 месяца назад

This whole series is pure genius. All 4 of them are masterpieces and completely hilarious.

@gilgy4626 3 месяца назад

God damn book of baby names from the nine hell's, its just Aidan, Aiden and Ayden.

@karmacandor 4 месяца назад

I specifically asked for more peehole artifacts.

@GH05TYPLAYz 4 месяца назад

There should be an episode where he relises the true meaning of Hornos hole and some men in black stuff wipes his memory, starting the episode from the beginning and the episode ends abruptly