The Most Unhinged Cooking on TikTok 

My favorite part is that he puts the glove on his left hand before mixing, but as he's mixing he's using the uncovered right hand

the humans that cook like this are a whole different breed

I feel like it should be a rule that some people just aren’t allowed to step inside of a kitchen.

I loved the way he was about to puke all over the place after taking a drink , but then try’s to lie and say it was great.

no matter how bad it gets, these videos have never made me actually gag. until now. congratulations August, you have made me physically gag at a video for the first time

You could not pay me to drink that smoothie because I believe that attempting to drink that whole thing would ACTUALLY kill me.

I'm not going to lie, this whole Midnight Snacks Tick-Tock channel has some SCP energy.

I honestly found this incredibly entertaining. For one they knew the food was going to be terrible and not pass what they are making as an actual dish people should make. I also laughed that the host is essentially a captive who just to say the food is good even though he is in physical agony they even have the clock set to midnight in the background for extra care to detail. Overall one of the better things I have seen you share from Tic Tok that doesn't make me want to get a lobotomy.

What makes it worse is that wasn't even mayonnaise that was in the "shake", it was tartar sauce

I Like How August Never Mentioned The Fact That The Account Is Satire. The Acting, The Way They Cook Most Of The Foods (I.E. Microwaving The Pie) And The Way They End.

Well, the plus side is at least the food is cooked. Unlike Jack's constant culinary adventures.

His acting is so convincing right? “oh boy welcome back to midnight snacks” in the most bored voice ever, oh and cant forget the “it’s time to get the host or it’s ready

I made the party cheese salad but I only used the pineapple, cream cheese, cool whip, and lemon jello and it honestly makes a great little dessert type thing. Almost like that's what it was supposed to be from the start

It is so refreshing to see something real come out of tiktok, just a few guys having a laugh is all you need.

This is like when you tried to make potions with sticks, mud, bugs, shit and whatever nasty things you could find when you were like 6 years old

- What's the worst non criminal activity we can practice? - Wasting food. - Grab the camera!

The clam blueberry pancakes would most definitely be the one I’d try out of the three. I don’t think it would be good, but way better than the other two dishes😂

4:21 he actually put the stick in, wood, and blended it💀

I almost cried when I saw them cook the most cursed pie I’ve seen on earth….. If anyone served me that their would be a crime.

These people are actually pretty funny, the trolling they do is absolutely perfect 😭 Edit: The last thing I thought about when making this comment was food waste, It was in the back of my mind untouched, I was just saying that them being stupid on the internet was stupidly funny, but now that I read the comments I kinda do think about it now. I wasn’t trying to upset anyone this was a harmless comment that was meant to be fun and what not.

I feel like this started from the guy eating this stuff saying to his friends that nothing could make him throw up, so now their goal is just that

the sarcasm in the dudes voice is so funny 😭🖐

I'm not Gordon Ramsay but I think I stand for us all when I say this man is a horrendous chef.

This is not punishable by federal prison. This is punishable by eternal torment.

You know, normally I'm eating when I watch your videos and you give us the ole "If you're eating you might want to stop" bit. And I smile and think, "Silly August, I've been covered in vomit, blood, guts, shit, and piss and I still manage to eat right afterwards." But today. Today. I had to stop eating watching this. My arrogance was finally bested by you, my talking Duck friend❤

August is feeling particularly cynical in this video and I'm here for it

The whole gag of him being like a prisoner forced to say great things is pretty hilarious. “Wowweezowa”

I love your videos and I love how you are just so honest and don’t hide what you think. Have a good day or night

These are food related crimes. Food crimes are no laughing matter.

I hope the rest of the week goes better for you, I love your content I really needed August the Duck tonight.

Mixing shitty Tiktok "cooking" and a hostage being made to eat/drink their captors creations. Either this is hilarious or deeply disturbing... I'm going with the latter, what does everyone else think? Honestly, this looks more terrifying than most "horror" movies coming out these days. A film based around a hostage being forced to eat rubbish "food" until they just willingly starve to nothing, utterly horrible. Wowie zowa! That guy's acting skills are impeccable, you can't even tell how disgusted he is by these atrocities. Get this man into the '24 Oscars list of noms!🤣

He didn't even mix with the gloved hand, he used the bare hand!

Sorry to hear about your day August, I've had a few of those, where every problem just builds and builds, so much so, you find even trivial things infuriating.

Meanwhile cooking with Jack is taking notes

I'm high with the munchies and even I wouldn't dare try one of those plates of trash.

This is literally howtobasic in a nutshell

Mad respect to the dedication to this trolling. Bro actually eats these 😭 -10 respect points for wasting food though

However many pizza rolls were in that smoothie, is the amount of zeros it would take for me to chug it.

I just wanted to say "Thank you" for your content, August. Really appreciate your commentary, always a good laugh.

My friend makes some of these recipes at school lunch, mixes chocolate milk, apple juice, grapd juice, pizza, apple sauce, corn, potatoes, and some times ice cream into a container, and take a bite out of it, it's quite impressive actually

Kay's cooking should take notes. It would elevate her cooking game

100% my step sons when they get older 😂 They call them their "concoctions"

When you realize they never took out the can lid

The most down to earth person on the internet

That’s probably one of the funniest intros I’ve ever heard! It sounds like every single day of my life condensed. Sorry for you, but if you don’t want us to laugh at your pain, you know how to fix it! Great story! Have fun!

this channel is unironically the funniest/ best managed of the ones you’ve shown

I'd drink it for $10k, tbh I'm used to weird combinations like that already cus I used to consume stuff like that when I was in high school, simply to gross ppl out.

We think these are friends but in reality he really is a hostage they force to eat gross foods or they kill him

😂 These are actually pretty hilarious. I respect the hustle.

These are those guys at lunch who mixed all their food together and would bet each other to eat it. They just never stopped.

Make this format a series. August ranting about the vicissitudes of life while absolute random trash footage from the bile ducts of TikTok rolls without explanation, like gameplay over the old school commentary channels.

5:39 10k and u got a deal. (Edit: it needs to be in € otherwise no deal)

Ahh, just what I needed after a long day of work.

Bro you the king of dry comedy you have me laughing my ass off

This was definitely recorded in a state where weed is legal. No doubt about it.

Also HOPE YOU GAVE YOUR BEST WISHES TO JACKS COOKING HE IS DOING OK AND RECOVERING. I love seeing you react to his food lol its a great combo of your funny dialog and his questionable food. Wishing you and yours the best as well! Go tell Jack ya miss him!

at least 600k to chug that. IVE BEEN WATCHING FOR A LONG TIME AUGUST THIS CHANEL AND YOUR GAMING CHANNEL IT WOULD MAKE MY DAY FOR YOU TO SAY SOMTH BACK heehee

I'm so high right now and that rant hasn't me in years of laughter

this kind of tiktok cooking terrorism doesn't really need attention anymore at this point. people are doing it on purpose.

The more I'm exposed to these tiktok/social media "cooking" videos the more I am in favor of The Purge coming true.

This had the most vile concoctions I've ever seen and such odd, gross humor that any sane person would run to the mountains faster than then their shadow can move and I'm ashamed to say that I laughed at it a total of 4 times, all but one were me trying to keep it quiet by snickering, and the loud one I had to bite something to stop the noise.

I love how the guy that makes this food and films his friend just chuckles while filming😂

If you haven't thought of making a pizza roll smoothie while drunk at a house party then you've never been that drunk. 😆😆😆😆

I really hope everything that you covered today is satire. if not, then I'm going to lose the last shred of faith that i have in humanity.

Dude is just training to be able judge Jack Scalfani’s cooking at the next church Chili contest.

first time found myself laughing out loud at anything that's ever graced the tiktok platform. I think it's a fabulous satire on the awful tiktok cooking and fake reactions.

BRO I CLICK ON THIS VIDEO SO FAST

Please, do more of these guys! They seem genuinely hilarious and don't take themselves seriously. I just almost spit out a lung while laughing at this video!

Your videos are taking off the sharp edges of my breakup. Thank you

I still don't know why August still thinks these things are human and giving them the title of "people"

Why did this come across my fyp when I feel like crap 😂😂 seriously the last one made me gag watching it

No matter how painful these cooking videos get, nothing will ever hurt me again like “Hair Cake”

TikTok is cancer, am I right?

Your intro should be an award winning movie or book

Boiled pizza rolls? You mean Jack's lazy man's raviolis.

As a huge fan of pizza rolls every second of that pizza roll smoothie segment chipped away at part of my soul

The blue waffle with clams in a 200 IQ joke

This channel makes Cooking With Jack look like The Galloping Gourmet.

Are we just going to not talk about how august fled a whole entire continent just to escape children?

Man literally added a lethal dose of salt, drinking the whole thing would kill a man

That's one Hell of a way to be woken up for sure. Whenever someone comes up the steps to deliver a package or whatnot in my place, my head is literally on the other side of the wall with the main stairs. So I have the footfalls of people coming up the stairs resonate through my skull regardless if I'm awake or asleep...

This reminds me of the kid in high-school going around saying "if you give me a dollar ill snort this chalk/pixie stick"

My favorite sentence ever "Um no both suitcases allowed"

I really appreciate that we were all collectively scarred by aunt mirna's party cheese salad in pretty much the same way

Love ya man! Haha that rant made my day Bahahaha I was like yes! 🎉🎉🎉 went perfectly over top of what they were doing in the video 😝☠️

I love how this is clearly a friend group messing around

something about the microwave on the plastic stairs broke me fdjkdfjk

This just makes Jack's cooking look good

We all had long days, I LOVE those days it’s always a unique adventure that makes you feel good when over

I feel like people enjoy wasting food way to much. Never in my life I expected to see a thumbnail showing a pasta smoothie...and after seeing all these recipes this guy is making...yeah...by far the most bizarre cooking I have ever seen in my life. Worst part is, I am watching this at 2 am so I can guarantee you all that I’ll be having food related nightmares for at least a week. Other then that, amazing video like always!

You know it's bad when he grips the table😂😂

These guys actually put out some really funny content.

I loved listening to your rant. Such a not-so-unique european experience :D

Wow quality humor in these lads

They violated that poor blender.

"But today phew that fly is getting to me"😂

My soul died by another degree when I saw those pizza rolls being boiled.

Bro I don't know how you recover from these video

Bro was fr fighting for his life 💀

Someone better be paying me millions to even taste any of these ‘midnight snacks’