Brandon Douglas Sometimes, I will show my wife a video that is supposed to be satire about being a wife and she gets mad at me and implies that she’s that way as opposed to looking at the big picture of the video and realizing it’s satire so then I have to sleep on the couch...and I love when she does that🥰
Eerily, this level of wifey perfection hides a level of inner evil that will only raise its ugly head during the worst of arguments. This is normally when the photographic memory system is engaged, and you hear about the time you did that thing in the afternoon of may 7th, 2003. She didn’t say anything about it then, but watch out 18 years later, it’s on the front page.
Honestly, it'll probably make your life easier and the possibility of getting a BJ a bit higher lol If my husband were to actually be observant and put in effort to do the usual husband task I wouldn't mind giving something in return.
@@katiekati3138 Another question is why don't some men think they should do their fair share? It's definitely not all but unfortunately some are. My sister often complains and constantly roasts her fiance for how incredibly lazy he is. Even he points it out but that's how it's been for 11 years.
@@katiekati3138 that depends on if both of you are working and if you both have the same hours. When we were younger and we both worked, I helped with house chores, but now that she’s a stay at home mom, it’s all hers. Also, if you complain about how we do something, congratulations you get to do it all by yourself for the rest of your life. My wife has complained herself out of help on pretty much everything. So don’t be ungrateful. Or go find a guy that’s a push over. 🤷🏼♂️ Also you have to remember that we do thing when we want or have time for. Just because you didn’t wait for me to do the dishes and do them yourself doesn’t mean I won’t do them, you just wanted them done sooner and you got what you wanted.
you know why that is tho, right? cause chicks have been mocked since puberty for having any emotional reaction and blamed for being on their rag. the passive agressive "dont worry about it im fine" line is a direct result of constantly being told "why are you so mad, on your rag or something?" anyway, *illuminati noises*
@@celeaakuri3065 Yeah create your own psychological excuse. Everyone has a fucking excuse now. How about you do what guys do? We bite our tongues and fucking man up. We don’t cry about it because no one cares about your feelings or emotions in life. We don’t tread on it because no one cares enough to help anymore. We deal with it. You should start taking notes, done with the excuses.
@@victoriamaaske7420 she reminds me to straighten up about every 10 days besides that its good. She has pretty bad ocd and I'm pretty clean but she keeps the house spotless
You forgot 'OH no I don't mind reminding of that chore that you PROMISED to do the last time I reminded you, don't worry we're only on month 2 of being in the DARK from that blown bulb'💡 🙄🤣
I watched The Perfect Husband...then I found this...AND SUBSCRIBED 😂 both videos were mostly funny because I know I could have married a man like that and he could have married a woman like this but THANK THE LORD this is not us...but it is literally every other couple we know haha...Also love that you didn’t need to curse to be funny 👍
All the chore ones I can relate to. 😭😭 it’s part of why I’m leaving. I work third shift 4-5 days a week,come home to clean,take care of our child,pets(they’re all mine)and cook. While he doesn’t even put his dishes,garbage or clothes in the sink,garbage,or hamper and constantly calls me lazy. Even during he pandemic he was laid off getting unemployment for 3 or so months while I worked 2 jobs and got 20minutes in between of sleep while all he did was make dinner or order out and still called me lazy & said I was sleeping too much.
You’re in an abusive relationship. Verbal abuse is till abuse, neglect is abuse. I’m so so sorry for your pain. I hope you stay safe and now that you aren’t alone. Look for resources to find peace, therapy is highly recommended for yourself (don’t try family or couples until your personal therapist thinks your ready) good luck and god bless. 🤗
I was 2 when this happened so I can't grant a guarantee but my dad once told me that "house-wifing" as he calls it is easy. he not only watched his 3 kids myself included, plus our 2 cousins, but kept all meals and home cleanliness to par. his trick "here's a bunch'a hockey sticks, we only have one net so take turns, don't come crying unless someone's bleeding (lights up BBQ) I'll yell for ya when it's ready"
Totally guilty of the pooping after grocery shopping. Always. Even when I go grocery shopping. I don’t know what it is , but I always have to drop a duke after I get home from the grocery store.
