The Pizza Taste Test Full Of Regret 

he knows his priorities

@biscuit hahaha you're 100% right!!!

Ethan gonna be boogie 2.0 soon. Imagine being married to this slob of a manchild. Every girls dream!

😂

Troll or not it made me hella uncomfortable, I was listening to it so I couldn't see her face but if she was acting; she has a severe nack for it.

Every time he said it the more I got triggered😂

🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣

actually it's Ethan Klein, circa 2015

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Its a good band name

sen3.14 bro it feels like this podcast is always so passive aggressive. Not always between Ethan and Hila as much as this one; but usually between power dynamics between Dan, the other guys, and Ethan. It’s so strange, glad someone else notices this

The fact that they uploaded this kinda shows how bad their relationship is. Ethan is kinda a loser, Hila just has a hate stare. Bad couple

You people really don’t get the joke

@@rdm4952 if nobody is laughing its not a joke

@@sarcofaygo6218 not necessarily

Ethan eats pizza and Hila attacks!

brandon carter yea kinda... =/

Yours fought silently? ...white privilege. Jk. I'm white.

@@sevay stfu fool dont be such a pussy

@@kyle1806 name checks out

@@livingliefe4209 found the pussy

I did the same thing 😂 even a pizza guy like me knows, I'm like "this isn't good" and then I eat the whole thing and talk about divorcing

😔

Whatchu eating there, Drea?

@@thischarmingmatthew8088 i think thats a bell pepper

This Charming Matthew yup, bell pepper haha

Drea papa is upset because mama isn’t being sexual anymore.

If she does i feel bad for theodore

Lmao frls all bad

@@quindaliousbarnaclejonesjr1493 better now then when he is in high school haha

She does want a divorce, she’s having an affair with Ian

@@memelover4209 lol nah

you're probably as fat and food driven as ethan

So true 😭

@@kevins.5018 crazy how butthurt you got😂 obviously your one of the relationship experts. But more realistically your a fat fucking loser that scrolls through RU-vid comments all day😂🤷🏼‍♂️

@@leolego2 honestly its ez to give advice but kinda hard to put that advice in play on ur own terms

@@Supreme_Sals lmfao

Bad pizza is still good tho

dragonkid210 if it was really bad you would stop eating it common sense

dragonkid210 So true

@@bigboi9711 Would you’re hungry enough, bad food is serviceable.

rawrtf2 yeah that was painful.

Nah , he's deserves to lose her . He's completely selective on what he wants to hear .

Bruh, shes gonna leave him. He's to damn toxic to her

Haha. Place your bets on when??

@@shekinahbliss8154 lol she is not good enough for ethan

everything about this sentence is a mess, i'm crying laughing

@jimmy Adams yah thas fucked up by Ethan

regular_dude shut up

TouchéPadre so many sneak diss throughout this

@regular_dude i agree with u

@@Harrisongarrison0800 stfu

Right he's a total slob ! What a turn off

DracoBlocc Gang I don’t know what your talking about he’s dreamy

Watch his first words be while he’s eating

You're right, but I do hope she teaches Theodore to talk while chewing though

Its hereditary

Виктор Раев and she should

"Gone sexual"

@@monehget I CANT- 😭😭

Djordje Aksic i agree with the first and second sentence, but no junk food isnt a drug. Sugar isnt a drug. Caffeine, alcohol, weed, tylenol, benadryl, those are drugsp

Trik W sugar is not a drug but it certainly can still act like addicting drugs, there are reasons why it’s hard to sometimes only eat “just one” cookie, donut, etc... sugars activate happiness/reward “feel-good” areas of the brain. Basically Ethan has to chill lol for Hila’a sake if not for his own health

@@womprat3681 fully true. Also a poor family is going the go for the cheapest food possible doesn't matter healthy or not. Just what can fill themselves up cheaply

Trik W simple sugars might as well be a drug since it works similarly to a prodrug a lot of other drugs don’t do anything besides increase the release or reuptake of serotonin. They all break down into glucose and get converted into serotonin at its most basic level. It’s the difference between taking an immediate release adderall or a extended release adderall or a candy bar and an equivalent amount of carbs in bananas or sweet potatoes. you’re more likely to get that euphoric rush and quick crash that convinces the brain into wanting more of it more often. The problem is we used to have to work pretty hard just to get 1 serving of fruit.

Trik W try not eating something with processed sugar or with sugar. It’s been studied that sugar is more addictive than cocaine

Yes

A carrot is a good start

Signed

Signed Ethan eat a fucking vegetable you knob end

Nice

Sweater God little seizures pizza is da bomb

A Disney seizure? Too soon bro too soon

I’m having vietnam flashbacks

Knew I wasn't the only one hearing that!

I just snorted

$8.25 out here

With tax it's a bit more. In Oregon with no sales tax it is actually 5 bucks.

@@OttonFilms in Washington it’s$ 8.00 no tax included.

@Smiile Ind. not by me lol

same here

Wow he didn’t gently place his pizza there. WHAT A FUCKING MONSTER

@@S.E.J Hey, kid. If you didn't realize, it's important to treat your wife right. You'll learn when you grow up.

Anatnas Lmao stop talking like you’re a fucking grandpa or something. There are ways of showing your wife complete disrespect. This just isn’t one of them.

Anatnas grow up not like he committed a war crime

S.E.J u butthurt

She was very pissed as I would be

yup, wouldnt be surprised if Hila was serious about a divorce just by the way she was acting in the vid

You fuckers obviously don’t know how marriage works you get married have a kid and then you get fat. It’s the unwritten rule

vahig Melk damn I must me doing it wrong I have been married for 7 years Even after kids we are in the best shape of our lives

Yall trippin. I think I heard them say on a previous episode that they were going on a diet. Ethan said something about losing the fupa, so I think shes just a little upset he was eating it all. But it's a pizza taste test so who cares

the scooter is going to his head

Bro I see you literally everywhere lmao

Ethan is fucking disgusting. I'm dying 😂

He gotta look the part If he wants to cruise with the Gatsby

I feel like there can't be an episode where Ethan doesn't fuck up

04dram04 F

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shes not into pda's

Lmfaoooooo

04dram04 timestamp?

There's often weird vibes lol

They're taking it too seriously for some reason

yeah...yeah, this video is fucking weird.

And only this video

jordaii sandoval you're imagining things

Shiri Guessman , If I were her I would not eat pizza he flung at me... that’s a guy with a small DICK!

ranger1986ka why are you so angry ?

@@user-oi3di7wi2h why do you think bad behavior equals small dick. When women think this it makes me cringe, even men too.

Shame is a powerful motivator

Roach Theone it ain’t gonna motivate him to do shit He will just bitch and complain about being “bullied”

Except he says he doesn't read them...

UnlicensedOkie When has he bitched about being bullied

KROW Can you check me out I wanna hit 1000 subs soon ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ff4W2w__4Ms.html

apexlakota no get them by earning them

hahhahaha

And he gets mad at Dan for dropping it

The most honest truths are told jokingly.

Lycan The Cuck that's her default state

` ʼ not that annoyed

I mean it keeps coming up each week, you can tell Ethans food addiction is really starting to bother her and im sure there is some truth to the whole him using these "taste tests" as an excuse to cheat on his diet. the whole thing feels weird.

no she prolly got a nicer man and she aint fuckin him anymore u can just tell they are literally just business partners at this point. she was dressing way too nice for ethan the other day

I lol’ed 😂

@@Harrisongarrison0800 When and why did your Mom give you your internet privileges back?

Morgan Elise haHAA

Ok I laughed. Legit snorted

10 GAWD I definitely my comment stfu botch

He's just vile in this episode 🤢🐷🐷🐷

Cheat day, everyday, every year

That feeding window is so big you could drive a parade of motor scooters through it

Yes they both are so weird about food I get ethan loves food and hila wants him to eat healthy but she looks like she barley eats anything

Lil Arab Boy quit spoiling ethan even more with showing him care like this .. i been telling you guys ethan will never learn. He is selfish.. i mean didnt he already acknowledge the way hes been latley by even replying to that guy that made a video about ethan being such a 2 face? Cmon if he didnt learn from that what makes you think hea going to learn by you asking him nicely? Fuck that .. all you little fans that think ethan will change im telling you now he wont .. and its only going to get worse and before he knows it his wife will be long gone enjoying her life and THATS when ethan will beg for his fans to come and keeo him company but for now all you little dickriders need to stop asking him so nicely and how much you guys “love “ him cuz trust me ... its only making him worse by how much you guys keep babying him .. and sure you could say he doesnt read the comments but cmon really? Obviously every here and then he sends someone to check on the comments and “we love you ethan please stop” is all he needs to read to know he still being spoiled the way he loves it .. so im telling you now if you really give a shit about him then show him tough love by actually insulting him so that you can actually get his attention cuz doing it the same way yall been doing it wont work and thats FACTS ...

Claw Deal I understand where you are coming from but I believe your tactic would work better in real life with a family member. When you leave comments like this it really doesn’t look like you care, it just seems disrespectful. Also, I doubt that we are “making him worse” by showing him that thousands of people truly want to see him become healthier.

Lil Arab Boy preach brother

@@Boldheadproductions I completely understand where your coming from. I think he needs us to tell him how fucking disgusting he is and how hes ruining his life. Act like haters, MAKE him change

x x bruh im going by what im seeing and what ive seen before, has he or has he not already acknowledged that the way hes been meaning selfish, rude , a 2 face to people around him and hila especially has been fuking up his life ? Huh did he not make a video about that ? So this is me giving yall an example that he already acknowledged that and although he did try and be better for his FANS for that little while look at him now right back into CLEARLY disrespecting his wife on the podcast. I need no permission to give my opinion by what he has clearly showed carelessly on the podcast if he can openly misbehave towards his relationship with his wife then why cant i open all of you guys eyes for gods sakes and make you realize that pampering this selfish fuck will only make him worse ? Look at you coming on here tryna talk like i meed some sort of badge in order to talk like i know them in person no he makes it public for a reason right.? So why when someones comes with an opinion more penetrating then usual is it a bad thing .. is this fan base not allowed to see the truth. ? Do yall HAVE to play like little angels here. ? Or what. ? Like why is everyone trying to pass on the image to be nice to ethan when we clearly see his wife starting not to enjoy herself ... and you could say im making a big deal about it but the thing anout ethan is HE ALREADY acknowledged his wrongs from the community now can you imagine what will change if you continue to be nice about it with him. ? NAH he needs to realize that if his wife doesnt want him eating carelessly playing about a divorce and whatnot saying you cant divorce me HAHA then he shouldnt be doing that .. one thing is joking cute with your wife another is doing it just to let her know he won the argument just to come off “cool” hea done this many times when hes drunk and shes right when hes eating he gets that way to so dont come out here tryna talk like you’re some kind of comment officer .. people like you annoy me when all im tryna do is get him to realize because i know none of YOU will do it by the looks of how nice y’all continue to be ... stop being so blind ... ive been where this fatass was before and he will regret it if he looses his wife ... you guys have to realize theh hide alot behind the curtains and it shows

LOL When he folded it in half, it didn't look real food

He fr chewing on a welcome mat lmao

@@jaimereynolds258 surprising that papa John's is the most authentic of the pizza where everyone else gets frozen dough delivered. Plus they have better sodie pops.

@@seandaemon 😂 Yes

psst, thats their secret ingridient ...

Picky Queen 👑 that’s what I’m turning into as I get older. When I was little I would gobble everything but strangely I hated certain foods that most people like (I hate pie still to this day)

Raph hell She looks pissed throughout the entire video I noticed it 10 seconds in Just watching him shove down pizza She didn’t eat much cuz I’d imagine he made her lose her fucking appetite with his nasty smacking and mouth full of shit

Raph “we’ll see” 😕

Man Ethan was a real asshat this whole segment. Dont keep it up, not proud of you.

He’s almost 40 and has 2 kids, time to grow up

@@nomnomnommy2955 time to grow up and learn that eating disorders are a real thing.

Simp

Simp

Killingglorie the pizza we have here is shit compared to authentic Italian Authentic is so good

@@UnlicensedOkie As an Italian myself there are some pretty shitty pizzas around here too tbh. And surprisingly some of the best pizzas I've ever had were in Brazil.

I’m 50% and none of that shit is good

Lol can u recognize your own kind

@@sleepgate I'm overweight, not obese.

@@nonamesinenomine I'm 6'3" at 280, so yeah.

@@datamyt3 which would literally make you obese bro.

@@milesalexanderperrine8273 I guess so, I get around fine and even skateboard. I certainly don't consider myself disabled in anyway, which was the joke that I meant with Ethan buying scooters and binge eating pizza.

hila has a negative reaction to gluttony

Do you have kids?

Collin Timms it's cus he's had it all already

Worst podcast too. He needs to go back to his funny commentary

@A KID CALLED FINN It's not really a joke when the punchline is that Ethan gets divorced and dies at 40

@A KID CALLED FINN CHILL BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK! THE CAMERA'S RIGHT THERE! THE CALORIES AREN'T REAL!

@@elgoblinocoolio4378 the only douchebags that think they are "alpha males" are men that have been rejected at such a high capacity that it has warped their minds but not elongated their dicks. WHOA MAN YOURE SUCH A MACHO MAN COOOL

@@redrocketrider exaxtly that is the joke

His clearly joking ffs

Because even bad pizza is worth the calories. Cheese is just that powerful.

My name Is Ethan bradbdbeebebrbri

fat life.

It feels like he wants to make Hila upset because she does not like it when he does these types of videos. I feel that Hila is right about being concern about his health and he should be more understanding on how she feels.

Humstuck he’s clearly taking the piss

Htown Tommy just stfu you’re overthinking it

Pizza is like sex If it's good, it's good If it's bad, it's still good.

@Calvin U by hurting himself? lol. then he is a fucking genius.

Htown Tommy literally not like that at all

"Ethan reviews proctologists coming next week"

Including a prostate exam ;)

Yessir

That would be great

I'll volunteer as long as we can get a psychologist to diagnose that eating disorder of his

Hard to fight addiction when you don’t try. The next video of Bill Burr trying to help him and him just writing it off as “I have a disease” I’d be surprised if Bill Burr returns to the podcast

UnlicensedOkie Bill Burr the guy that admits to issues with alcohol over the past decade? If I went through your life I would find unhealthy habits and addictions. Nothing worse than hearing a rando talk about someone else’s life

okay i found the comment great. if not i needed to comment that.

Mr crabs what they want, what they want, what they want

right! like stfu and stop trying to over analyze shit

Seriously. So fucking obnoxious

Hilda lmao

brunhilda

First constructive comment I've seen in this thread

Yes!!!!! Why don't they do healthy food taste tests. Healthy food can taste great if it's seasoned and colourful etc.

@@LoveLiyah849 In fact, once you get used to it healthy food is wayyyyy better than junk. For example pizza vs sushi or pizza vs chicken miso salad.... No contest. Mmmm

Its little sleazers

I mean that's what I call it

Truer words have never been spoken.

It’s little diseasers

That's because your iq is your height in inches