The Queen's Justice | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 7 Episode 3) 

Finally someone noticed

BUT SHE'S SO SMART, PEOPLE. Smarter than the people who've been doing this as a profession for half their fucking life

Think you do that as a moisture guard, looks pretty wet and snowy where they are and the armor smiths are probably not accustomed to winterizing armor so makes sense that Sansa would offer the tip.however since the regular viewer wouldn't know that, they probably should have had her explain it or they should have not bothered with the scene.

The Starks are shown wearing coat of plates in battle, but they were making chest plates. Those type of plate armor aren't normally wrapped in leather.

even better is the fact that the dumb bitch has done nothing useful in her life, and is telling a blacksmith how to do his job.

​@@trazyntheinfinite9895 They literally had their most "empowered" female character womansplain! Achievement in ignorance indeed.

Jordan Newitt SO true!

And so is Lena Headey's acting. Talking about the scene at 8:10

Jordan Newitt Ehh... it’s alright ... I guess

madlibs Bran was frickin hilarious

The sound bit where you hear Stannis say, "go on, do your duty." Right after he says Darrio also hates eating p*ssay! Omg, I had to put down my phone, I laughed so hard!!

Yeah both Casterly Rock and Dragonstone were tragically butchered. Also I feel like there was significance in us never having seen either of them so far, and then we get both in one episode, and they’re both shit and fairly pointless. Such a shame.

Dragonstone is suppose to be an almost magical castle, built with dragon fire and sorcery. The one in thrones is such a letdown seeing as they actually did the red keep really well imo.

Casterly rock resembles a sleeping lion at sunset? Im sorry but that's oddly adorable

also from what I know Casterly Rock isn't even by the sea...but I guess Lannisport doesn't exist anymore in this universe.

Trantor Casterly rock is actually by the seaa

tHe OiNtMeNt

For real, you see pus and raw muscle tissue as he cuts his skin off with a knife, and the next morning he has perfectly healed skin lol such stupid writers

which he learned by being flayed by his dad thoughout all these years

@@ThiccboiSalmon HE MADE LIKE MR POPO AND APPLIED THE SACRED OINTMENT

Sam secret bolton confirmed.

You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.

damn I just got it

It´s a common joke

I don't get it

Hahaha totally agree

Remember season one when Sansa was gushing over the literal "knight of flowers" and how good he was?

thrones s2: an entire subplot with the lannisters going so far as to arrange a marriage pact with the tyrells because the tyrell army would be instrumental in defeating stannis

The sad thing is that even D&Ds dumb plot just needs minor reshuffling to make a thousand times more sense. Like, the Tarlys join Cersei because Oleanna illegitimatly took control over Highgarden so he deserterted with half the reach Army in the hope the Cersei will put him in control over highgarden Boom done, Oleannay illegitimacy is addressed and the reach army is defeated because half of it and it's greatest general is missing, no need for bullshit about roses.

whats amazing is how jamie sacked that castle, with just his infantry. Castles are bitches to siege.... thats wuy they were built. he just plug walks in.

@@hendrikmaus3575 It doesn't make sense since Cersei is illegitimitly rulling Westeros, specially after burning the High Sparrow, the Tyrells, her uncle Kevan and other nobles. If Tommen was Robert's legitim child than Daenerys is his cousin so it would make sense for people to support her claim.

"We have provisions for two years, do you have two years, kingslayer?" meanwhile the guys who have been giving food away for 6 seasons: Welp, that sucks.

Hhhh none sense at it's finest and i thought that theire is no way they could make a worst episode but then came the battle of winterfell 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ and dany burning the food supplies after saying that they need food for her army

TBH Gendry runs really fast. Did you also consider this?

@@megamen7353 True but he's shit at rowing

Jon: Is it possible, for sometime to survive out here on their own? Jeor: Possible for the Halfhand *Gendry, who's never seen snow before, never been in the North, can run all the way back to Eastwatch, which is several days of running, otherwise the Night's Watch wouldn't have had to stop at Craster's Keep.*

My exact reaction after Season 5's Dance with Dragons and Mother's Mercy

That intro allready through me into a laughing fit so that i had to pause the video because i dont want to miss any of the fun

you literally just defined character development

Glidus surprised dany didn’t say “fire cannot kill a dragon” at the end of season 8 when she nukes Kings Landing and Tyrion wins an Emmy for looking a little concerned

@@Haedox, frankly, the most deserved Emmy he won and by far the greatest acting in the season. I'm not sure about this, but I don't think he won for his trial monologue... Which, if he didn't, clearly wasn't as good as the perplexed look he had watching his new queen fucking obliterate the capital and a quarter of a million people.

@@Glidus oh my god, did you put a little barely audible "quack" synched with Varys mouth at 2:55 ?? I keep finding new editing gems haha

I didn't pay much attention to her much throughout the show but I lost the last amount of respect on her the moment she spilled the beans to tyrion regarding Jon's parentage

D&D are such complete hacks they apparently can't even figure out the very first rule of creative writing: Show, don't tell. If your character is acting intelligently, you _never_ need to have anybody tell them how smart they are. They also can't write characters more intelligent than themselves. Hence every instance of Sansa being "smart" is just her complaining about the men around her being stupid, while offering zero actual solutions to the problems. If only D&D had actually acknowledged their own complete incompetence at this level of writing and hired a lead writer capable of doing these characters justice, we might had a Sansa who was _actually_ strong and intelligent.

@@Anonymous551656 Sansa could’ve been a great character in the end, If they didn’t merge her character with Jeyne Poole/fArya. Ramsay marrying “Arya Stark” makes more sense than Sansa, It plays out so much better in the books and I hate how D&D thinks that having a women that is raped will make her “stronger” Is a complete insult to sexual assault victims that have to suffered through trauma for years and decades after there assault. The fact D&D never once sat down and realize the aftermath of a rape/abuse comes with trauma and distress!! Look at Jeyne in the books, the poor girl has completely lost her soul and even if Ramsay torture was toned down in the show, it still isn’t accuse on how Sansa is not all distressed or hurt after her and Theon escape. Sansa could’ve been a strong character without rape, but all just seem forced in S7/S8 that Sansa is all of sudden the smartest person. Am just waiting patiently for books....whatever year that will happen.

​@@alexandraolvera5903 Yeah exactly..... BUT MUH SHOK VALUE GUD but also PROGRESSIVE STRONG WHAMEN(tm) TBH I really love Sansa in the books, a lot more than her show counterpart.... i dunno Sophie's portrayal is kinda meh to me and later she just becomces a Mega Bitch. I appreciate her inner thoughts and hardships dealing with everything. I especially like her "bastard" state, where she's actually smart, and her reminiscing about home, even longing to see Jon, for all she knows her only remaining real family, especially since she now knows what it's like to be a bastard and feeling sorry for how she treated him... I can't wait for them to reunite maybe.... in like who knows when..

@@void_wyrm Yess me too... The Sansa in the released parts of WoW is like the best...the way she has people eating out of her hands by being all sweet and feminine is simply amazing.

And why Daenerys never paid them a visit? She could've made alliances with the River lands and the Vale. Edmure was in prison for years and the Vale was left alone by Littlefinger. In Essos she was always in contact with the slaves so she should've walked among the commoners to see their needs, to show them she was different from Cersei, that she cared for them, something like Margaery did to be loved. They kinda forget that were people living in Westeros on season seven.

The Stormlands... I found it extra stupid, when in S08E04 Daenerys asks who holds Storm's End and no one knows in that entire hall... not even Varys... the man that knew who ate what at dinner 20 years ago had no idea who held one on the strongest castles, so close to the capital with a massive strategic advantage for anyone holding it. It was treated like it was part of the sea. So... what? They just let it empty... there must have been minor lords in the area with their eyes on that prize. So she gives it to a random blacksmith unlegitimised bastard... with no army of his own... no experience in governing... barely any money... so the lords there see this nobody show up and claim lordship... Won't they be like: oh, you're legitimised? What? By the Queen that destroyed our capital and who's dead now? How about no! Better still, how about we kill you right here and now? Watcha gonna do about it lowborn scum?

When they stopped giving shine to the smaller characters, Greatjon Umber, Richard Karstark, Kevan Lannister, Mace Tyrell etc... that was when I knew the show was no longer loved by DnD. The Greatjon is a PRIME example of how to adapt a minor character and make him loved, same with Mace. They seem to forget that ever Kingdom has many, many powerful lords. They featured more in the seasons with less money than in the ones where they could actually afford to fucking write them in! Instead of getting bigger, the world just feels smaller and smaller every season. So sad.

It's like they played A World of Ice and Fire (a mod for Mount and Blade: Warband) for six minutes and decided to roll with that.

Ellis Jay Farrow me toooo 🤣😂🔥🙌🏾

I can

Oh Hi Mark

They might have found out by that point that the well water all over Westeros contained amnesia for a year which also caused the collective hallucination in Winterfell which is since than known as the Mediocre Night.

“The war of the five kings quickly devolved from an epic war of betrayal and heartbreak intro a screaming cat fight where no one seemed to be able to make basic connections or common reasoning, and for the first time since Rheanys and Meraxes a dragon died in the stupidest way possible. This is nothing compared to the garbage fire oligarch republic that came about afterwards, which lasted all of two seconds before the noble house of Bronn in the Reach subsequently took power and started the whole thing over again post hanging of Brandon Stark, the three day king.”

"Some time somewhere, The Faceless Men simultaneously killed every known person of influence in each of the major houses' Armies, wore their skin and then halfheartedly impersonated the people they killed, so much so they all seemed like completely different people. As if the mockery wasn't massive enough, they each played the roles of their victims prior to their deaths, raging war against each other for a time, seemingly a bizarre sadistic celebration of what their victims all wanted to Achieve, only to have it all end abruptly. We still don't know why they're killing each other tho, that seems dumb as fuck."

What a story Mark

Thats what ive been most excited for too! My least favourite episode full of complete logical failures. Can't wait!

"My Name is Gendry Baratheon and I am the Fastest man Alive"

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Yessss so hyped for that one

ikr!! :)

Literally every character deserves a barbecue except Sandor and Theon.

@@hamzamahmood9565 Sandor will deserve it as well for suddenly deciding to throw his life away just to kill a zombie that once was his brother.

I actually liked Sansa a lot, she was among my favourite characters, but somehow they managed to ruin her for me. The only thing I got out of the story was that the Starks were assholes and traitors and Joffrey was right about them. Yes, the Starks made me think Joffrey was awesome, they sucked THAT much in the final season! I hope Arya died of scurvy in the middle of the ocean and the ship crew ate her... just because there is an America across the Atlantic doesn't automatically mean there should be an equivalent West of Westeros.

@@octavianpopescu4776 I know right? The Starks were so horrible in the last season that even their 8x06 montage couldn't save them anymore.

Me, trying to explain literally anything, after 8 beers.

Any of yall can timestamp this ? I really need to see it again

13:24

Genius writing

Michael Scott explaining his philosophy to David Wallace.

Betwwen S6 an S7, every single character with spoken lines in the entire show got together and smoked a gigantic shipful of weed, which is why they constantly ignore salient facts and make retarded decisions

@@mihneaiordan1813 I'm more inclined to believe that then the shit we got.

To play devil's advocate for this scene, in the book lady Catelyn was shown to know how the defenses of her anchestral home works, and how the production of armor and weapons is important. So there is precedent for a lady of a castle to know about how to better equip the men defending such castle. Especially as with the possible absence of the lord husband, and unless a castellan is selected, the ruling of the castle would fall in her hand. Now, stopping playing devil's advocate: this scene is so stupid. Catelyn had been a lady of a castle for more than 15 years, and her husband had been to war twice, so she had ruled Winterfell in his absence. Sansa has been: a child untill she was ~13, then a prisoner, then she was in the Vale, where i doubt littlefinger let her out of her sight much or let her know the armorer, then she was sold to the bolton, then she fled to castle black, and then is now. She had been in a castle in a position of power for what? 2 weeks? How did she learn all of that stuff. Also: the advise is fucking retarded. The armor doesn't need to be warm. The people inside the armor need to be warm. So insted of putting some leather on top of the armor, why not give warm clothes to wear under the armor. Also also: there are only two ways to put armor over a breastplate: stretching it and fixing it with rivets, or glueing it. The first method seems awfully long to achieve correctly and awfully easy to undo. And the second method is even worse. You know what glue does in freezing temperatures? It freezes. Making the leather brittle and hard. Smartest person i know my ass

Yandere Demon and it’s the one she enjoys riding the most

To be fair he didn't rape her in the books. He was making that pussy extra wet before going in, and he waited for her to relax, he didn't force himself on her

​@@steelbear2063 He did totally rape her, he was just a bit gentle about the whole thing. The situation was still that she HAD to have sex with him, it wasn't her choice, it was happening one way or another. Just because he wasn't a Ramsey level rapist doesn't mean he wasn't a rapist. Hell, in some ways it's worse, as the psychological effect on women who have been made to take pleasure from their rape is massive. There is some MASSIVE Drogo apologism (That is a word RU-vid, fuck you) amongst GoT fans (Mostly from women) just because he got them big abs. They tend to gloss over all the times he would have raped people before and of the rapes he condones in his horde.

@@bobsickle2336 Drogo is an absolute rapist yes. But he wasn't her rapist

@@bobsickle2336 Was it truly "going to happen one way or another?" Maybe my memory is bad, but I recall him asking her, in the primitive communication he had, if her answer was still no, and she responded with "Yes". Seemed to me that it wasn't mandatory. No more than in Westeros where the couple is expected to have sex, but don't necessarily have to. Of course, you could just argue the whole thing is just a result of a man writing a woman. But I don't fault anyone for simply agreeing that she voluntarily had sex with him and initiated it. With a man she came to love.

Oh we know you touched Carl but at least you gave him spaghetti

How so ? I haven't noticed that.

That's not an easy thing to admit, especially when it was another guy...

which one?

@@tevcon317 benjen i think

@@constantinekorkousky3363 No its brandon and also jons grandfather rickard, both of whom were killed brutally by daenarys' father

ayy Jon claims both were burned alive but only Rickard was. Brandon was strangled.

He literally says "Your father burned my grandfather alive; he burned my uncle alive."

Well, the fact that former King in the North ended up as queenslayer and kinslayer and that her other surviving siblings are 1) already has a monarch job in more developed kingdom 2) psycho killer turned into Columbus of Westeros - did wonders for Sansa's queen career 😆

@@Harahvaiti Doesn't make it any less flimsy. All she had to do was sit there and everything just fell into place around her, rather than claiming it through her own initiative.

@@Aredel Sometimes that's exactly the best strategy.

@@user-yc5um2pl5v It's a good strategy, sure, and I'd be impressed if the showrunners wrote it so she's taking advantage of the situation to supplant Jon. But the show treats it like she earned this title rather than stealing it from someone else, which is why the scene has no weight and is wholly unsatisfying.

@@Aredel Oh yes, on this I fully agree. It was annoying when suddenly everyone started to treat Sansa like a fully capable, "strong-independent" player etc. when the show never actually depicted her as such, like at no time at all! But by then I personally stopped caring too much so it was a source of as much annoyance as unintentional hilarity🙂

We'll cross that bridge when we get to the river. For now, in the show's present continuity, Jon knows Bran is alive as Sam told him in season four.

Well just because jon was told back in season 4 that theon didnt actually kill bran, that doesnt mean he cant say " i thought bran was dead" in season 7. He still hasnt seen him, a lot of time has passed and he knew that bran was beyond the wall with only a couple friends to protect him... im sure jon probably did think bran was dead.

Just be thankful that he drank the amnesia water and kind of forgot he had a son, so that when he ended up sitting on a council with both the dwarf AND the man who fired the arrow that took his son's life - and has literally taken that flaming arrow as his sigil - he didn't have to spend the rest of his life gritting his teeth over having his son's death rubbed in his face every single day.

Or he was planning to make sure Bran actually *had* a story, let alone the best one, before making that asinine excuse.

I remember younger bran being really good at managing his people and making the right decisions as a ruler, this is when his brothers were away and he was left in charge of winterfell, maybe a continuation from this leads to him being the best possible king

@@emh8849 That would require the preservation of his character, otherwise we can just infer that he makes good decisions because he knows everything about everything. I hope George doesn't make him a vegetable in the books too. I can't even imagine what his PoV chapter are gonna be like if he becomes an emotionless robot.

but don't you get it? She's a strong independent woman now which means she has to shed the cocoon of humanity and basic decency to become the mega bitch

I guess she kinda just forgot about him

@@loneryder2152 Let's face it, we all kinda forgot Rickon. The show kinda forgot him from the get go. He's just there to travel a bit with the Raaaaven boi, get captured off-screen and then taken down by the luckiest shot ever - until that tripple hit that killed Rhaegal. That's it - that's all there was to his character. He even had less dialogue than Hodor...

I kept forgetting he existed and I binged the show, for her she hadn’t seen him in years. Considering at this point they forget things from one scene to the next this is logical at this point.

Bran: I can't be Lord of anything. Tyrion: What about Lord of the Seven Kingdoms? Bran: Well...since you asked nicely.

Jon Season 7: "AintNobobyGotTimeForDat" Jon Season 8: "Ur McQueen"

Tris is mad Karl the made was fucking Asha

Perhaps, but it would be worth addressing that caveat, though.

That is D&D making Sansa logistics expert from stashing cabbage to armor enhancements. Those morons really liked her character but in a totally stupid way.

YourSharona He did the right thing letting the wildings in. There was just no way his brothers wouldn’t see it as a betrayal, and Thorne seized the opportunity to get rid of him when he lost favor with most of his men.

@@austinholler8094 That was still a very devisive move. The Night Watch were his people too, and the Northeners. Would they all be ok with letting the wildlings into their lands *khem*Ollysvillage*khem*?

He did it cause every wildling north of the wall would have become a wight in service of the Others. It was a no win scenario for him cause the Watch saw that as betrayal. But he was far from incompetent. He was too trusting, just like Ned. It never crossed his mind that his Brothers would betray him.

@@fernandosimon5621 it does not matter because he couldn't get south of the wall

People who don't understand why he did it are extremely short minded .

true but in the NW they're still called by their family names if they have them. I think the meaning/title goes away but they'll still refer to you as your last name if you have one.

I agree with the Sansa part but Cersei is smart. She's just not nearly as smart as she thinks she is, and her other bad habits and bad character traits take away from her intellect. She drinks too much, she is cruel, she suffers no slight, perceived or otherwise. These things make her act in malicious ways, not intelligent ways. But you just have to look at her constant scheming, pay attention to her inner thoughts during her POVs, (she's constantly taking into account details and info about a slew of lords, ladies, knights, and noblepersons and figuring how she can manipulate them), and consider the fact that a majority of the most iconic lines in the series were uttered by her, and you'll see Cersei is smart. Just her drunken, evil, bitch-ness overshadows it.

Same here minus the gender swap thing

honestly true, he's pretty magnificent

got review will come after season 7

A week?

I watched the season 8 pisstakes more than 10 times each!

She wasn't universally acknowledged. And neither is Cercie

I feel dirty trying to defend this show, but Stannis was most likely going to execute all Lannisters, and also Tyrion didn't kill Matheos specifically. It's war, it's terrible for all involved, but in this particular case Davos didn't really have a moral high ground and he understood it. Besides, they're on a diplomatic mission and they came to Dany asking for help. No use antagonising her Hand for past grudges. Which is why Davos is the Man.

@@Alknix It's not about moral highground, It's about unavoidable hatred. Tyrion for all intents and purposes basically murdered Davos's childrens in a horrifying way. Justified or otherwise, there should be *some* tension there

Davos: "I have a son?" Tyrion: "Not anymore. Green fire, remember?" Davos: "Right, right..." *shrugs*

@@declanbennett1085 Not only that, but in the show finale he ends up sitting on a council WITH BOTH OF THE MEN RESPONSIBLE. One of whom has taken the flaming arrow that took his son's life as his sigil! Putting emotion aside for the needs of the present I can believe, but does nobody find it horrifying that Davos essentially spends the rest of his days having his son's horrible death being constantly rubbed in his face?

Oberyn does mention having 8 daughters to Cersei in season 4 when they talk about Myrcella, so that's surprisingly consistent for the show. Guess it's just when they mess with book continuity and can't keep track of what they've changed that everything goes to shit.

She isn't smart in Song though

@@user-sy8zt1ty3o last time we saw Sansa, she was LEARNING on how to be smart under the guidance of Littlefinger and she is actually pretty good. She guess quickly LFs finger for her and she knows how to deal with Robin Arryn as well how to find information. So she is in the path rn.

@@user-sy8zt1ty3o Fair enough, but in AFFC she's learning to be By the time we get around to where season 7 is in the books, she should probably be nearly on par with Littlefinger