Stormborn | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 7 Episode 2) 

i once saw someone describe cersei blowing up the sept as "if the president of italy blew up the vatican with the pope and the kardashians inside and nobody cared" and i havent been able to stop thinking about it since

Martell's new words:Unseen,Unimportant and Undeveloped

Song Ellaria: "Oberyn wanted vengeance for Elia. Now the three of you want vengeance for him. I have four daughters, I remind you. Your sisters. My Elia is fourteen, almost a woman. Obella is twelve, on the brink of maidenhood. They worship you, as Dorea and Loreza worship them. If you should die, must El and Obella seek vengeance for you, then Dorea and Loree for them? Is that how it goes, round and round forever? I ask again, where does it end? I saw your father die. Here is his killer. Can I take a skull to bed with me, to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?" Thrones Ellaria: "Hahaha fire and blood go brrrrr"

Let me be clear guys we are NOT attacking King's Landing, instead will surround it on all sides and siege it which is definently not the same exact thing

So that's why she's called Daenerys Stormborm of House Targaryen! Glad they clarified that title!

davos saying "sounds like a charmer" about tyrion *hurts* physically

9:13 *"If wE reLeAsE the DrAgOns tHousAndS WilL Die iN tHe fIreStoRm!"* What are you talking about Tyrion? The Dragons are trained to breath fire ON COMMAND. Let Dany fly in and burn Cerseis bedroom. You can win this fight with zero casualties. 9:52 *"We sHoUlD LaY sIeGE To THe CapiTal inStaed, fOr tHe sAKe of tHe cOmmOn PeOPle."* Sure besieging the capital is so humane. Remember season two, were besieging the capital was so humane and relaxing to the common people that they fucking RIPPED THE POPE INTO PIECES, with their bare hands! You were in that attack Tyrion! You actually ordered the nobility to take cover! You were the first to realize, how desperate the commoners were!

Tyrion kinda forgot Daenerys knew what her name meant

Yeah that also pissed me off, they all act like burning Kings landing to a crisp or asking Cersei nicely were the only two options, there's no middle ground I guess.

"we're not going to attack the city! we're going to surround them with soldiers and weapons and hope Cersei surrenders before all the citizens either starve to death or turn to cannibalism" no you're right that's the much more humane option.

Euron with Jimmy Carr's laugh... I can't.

In the same vein as Tyrion killing Davos’ son and it never coming up again, Yohn Royce’s son Robar (and this is show only canon I shit you not) was brutally murdered by Brienne of Tarth in season 2. In the books it was Loras but in this very show he was killed by Brienne, aka Sansa’s bodyguard creating the possibly for conflict between the Vale knights and Sansa or Winterfell or Littlefinger or fucking something. But that is 17 too many layers of obscure wiki lore for D&D to even bother remembering.

No cap, I've rewatched these Pisstakes at least 10 times.

Was it *really* that stormy when Dany finally got there, though? I mean, stormy enough for Tyrion to say that she was born on a night like that? It just looked a lil rainy. The night she was born the *entire Targaryen fleet was destroyed*

You can really tell how disappointed they were that they couldnt kill Littlefinger in the exploding Sept alongside every other interesting political charachter, so they just made him stand around being creepy for the rest of his life as punishment until he was murdered in the most unjust trial ever held

Davos spent all of Season 3 in prison because he tried to attack Melisandre after she mentioned his son. Like many others, his character died after Season 6. Not only that, the Tyrells literally saved the Lannisters against Stannis at Blackwater, but now because their sigil is a rose, they can't fight well. Because that makes sense.

Martin made these great complex female characters, dumb and dumber just made a mockery out of them

"Jaime appeals to the racist old man in Randyll and that does the trick" 😂 so true

I don't remember, what was Aegon famous for? Was it for burning down every city he went to? Or was it for besieging these cities while keeping his dragons on Dragonstone? Oh wait it was neither because dragons can do more than one thing.

He actually went through the whole series to find all the 'stormborn' references, the absolute madlad.

"Pull the lever Kronk...." "WRONG LEVERRRR" I died

Am I the one who's gonna have to point out that Quyburn's scorpion test where he destroys a dragon skull proves NOTHING, and that this weapon should not work? 1. That skull is centuries old and would be much easier to break than living dragon's bones 2. Dragons main defenses are their scales, not their bones, something that this skull is lacking 3. The Scorpion is shooting at point blank range, where it doesn't have to fight against wind resistance or gravity (since it would be shooting UP in actual combat) 4. This weapon would be IMPOSSIBLY difficult to aim, not to mention shoot at and HIT a dragon moving at 140 Mph (actual average speed) Just saying that while I can accept that the white walker spear, being magic, might kill a dragon, there's no way in a million years that a scorpion should be able to in combat Like seriously, do the math difference for a sec. - A scorpion, at point blank range, is able to pierce an old dusty skull. - Therefor the Iron Fleet, who are bobbing up and down on waves, have to hit an extremely fast target, have to deal with gravity as they shoot a target KILOMETERS above them, have to deal with wind resistance, have to actually pierce the dragons scales, and not to mention, have to actually AMBUSH the damn thing (Seriously how did you not see them Danny) are able to kill one I genuinly thought that this reveal was a joke at first. That the lannisters would shoot these things and we would all have a good laugh as they did absolutely nothing, and we all get treated to Emilia Clark looking confused, wondering why they're yeeting spears at her

Man ive watched your season 8 pisstakes through a couple of times, your knowledge of the story and ability to break things down and really dissect individual scenes/dialogue is superb. What really seals the deal though is your editing is fire and you're funny as fuck

I think if they switched the order of the Nimeria and Hotpie scenes it might make more sense. Or maybe even had the Nimeria scene last episode with the House Frey massacre, to show Arya’s lost her way. Then in this episode have Ed Sheeran and Hotpie, to remind Arya about her family & show she’s capable of redemption.

After blowing up the Sept you'd expect the people of King's Landing to lay siege to the Red Keep... I'd imagine they'd love a dragon or 3 on their side?

Mate I'm turning off adblock cos your content is fire. I can't stop rewatching this. Great stuff.

Ohhhhh Stormborn! I didnt know that meant she was born in a storm. Im so glad for the clarification.

“Pull the lever, Kronk” made me laugh out loud

This is some Fallout 4 choice system Do you want to burn down the capital with your dragon to beat Cersei? Yes Yes (but sarcastically) Yes (but sad) No With absolutely nothing in between

“Pull the Lever Kronk!!!!” GOOD LORD!!!!! 😆🤣😭

16:30 great use of Jimmy Carr's laugh. Should be used a lot more in life.

This Pisstake is fantastic, and everything within it I agree with. Instant sub. For that little bit where Jorah starts his letter to Dany: I think that over the course of them knowing each other, "Khaleesi" became, if not a petname, something similar. Because after Khal Drogo died, the khalasaar more-or-less fell apart, Quarth happened, and then she went on to Yunkai and Mereen - Dany's Dothraki identity was no longer prominent or pertinent. In Season 1, when Jorah tells her, "You're learning to talk like a Queen," Dany responds with, "Not a Queen, a Khaleesi." Whereas when she takes Mereen, she calls herself a Queen, and says, "I will do what Queens do. I will rule." As she gets closer to achieving her goals of becoming the ruler of the Seven Kingdoms (and apparently a chunk of Essos) - it seems like she's getting further and further way from the identity of Khaleesi. Until Dany burned down all the Khals, and made all the Dothraki her bloodriders - successfully bringing together her identities of a "Queen" and a "Khaleesi" together. To be calling her "Khaleesi" all this time, is like,,, a throwback, I guess? A reminder of who she was, and who she still is? A reminder that he's been with her all this time? And there's something bittersweet about her title being used as a term of affection. I'm drunk, so I'm not quite as eloquent as I should be, and writing meta has never been my strong suit. But I, unfortunately, also have feelings and internet access... So here's my take. I'm sorry, and you're welcome.

Uhhh davos is my fav and that rant expressed my frustration perfectly

🎵" when did that happeeeeeeen"🎵 hahahahaha

It’s even better that you’re doing season 7 after season 8 cause the way you rip apart the development that led to nothing or the complete opposite thing is amazing 😂

Remember when Valyrian was Dany's mother tongue? HOW COME SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE MOST BASIC THING ABOUT HER MOTHER TONGUE (being genderless) ?!

The "Great judge of character" bit was funny AF, lmao.

The hilarious thing is that I've seen this video multiple times, and the first time I watched it when he said that the unsullied spring back to life, I thought he was making a reference to some whacky spooky stuff from the books. It's only on further reflection that I realized he's making a reference to the later seasons of the show where they just seem to never really lose soldiers and remain an intact fighting force despite constantly being shown losing at least some men in their various conflicts, which honestly had been a trend since like season 5. It's these backwards realizations, the little bits of text that only flash for an instant, the tiny jokes that reference book cannon and show cannon and his own videos that deeply flesh out so much of what he does, and honestly reflect the story that Glidus puts so much of his time into. Not only is his content great, but I honestly think if he sat down and made creative works about a world of his own, they'd be fantastic. Thank you big glimbo for helping me put into words why I love and hate this show.

3:10 "the crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckas" 😂😂 a relic of early RU-vid,

Honestly, the Grey Worm/Missandei scene is by far the best scene of this episode. His "you are my weakness" speech is genuinely well-written and it's great payoff for the romance that has been building up between the two since season 4. It's pretty much the only scene from season 7 I've rewatched multiple times, even after the show has ended.

Please do more pisstakes Glidus. I keep rewatching them over and over again, the humor is unmatched. You are a comedic genius and the editing is majestic. Huge fan seriously you’re incredible

I spent the latter half of the episode wondering why for the love of life that Randyl Tarly would show up in the throne room with any motive OTHER than to pledge instant allegiance to Cersei. You'd have to be a complete moron to go anywhere near her, unless you are already set on jumping ship to her side. She's murderous and illegitimate!

Okay, so here's the deal. You're half-right. There is a difference between Trap cards and Quick-Play Spell cards, at least as far as a certain type of Trap cards go. Almost all Trap cards as well as Quick-Play spells belong to the Speed Spell 2 category, however, Counter Trap cards belong to the Speed Spell 3 category. This means, while you can chain Spell Speed 2 cards to other Spell Speed 2 or 1 cards, you can't chain them to Spell Speed 3 cards. A chain is basically a response with a card to your own or your opponent's cards. So there you go, I hope that cleared things up.

Getting hammered by a vicious storm at my house right now! This is the storm pisstake that was needed!

The Nymeria scene totally makes sens! It's called for shadowing. But it kinda fails if you decide not to use it the next season because it's too much work. Not that D&D would ever do that...

I really can't wait to see you talk about Jon and Dany's meeting. "It takes no time to kneel" ... it takes no time to be in service to someone for the rest of your life. NO TIME. That episode is such a shit show.

Every so often I remember Jon's line "Daenerys is a Queen, only a King can convince her" and it makes me die a little inside. Absolutely batshit reasoning that only a child could come up with, zero critical thought behind it at all, existing only to get him there because there was no other way to possibly do that *and* not hurt their heads from thinking for a few minutes. Like, even if that reasoning was actually true, like in asoiaf monarchs were always looking out for other monarchs and talking in person all the time, it *still* would have a serious problem. Jon is a *rival* monarch. His claim over the North is in direct opposition towards her claim over the entirety of Westeros. If anything, him bending the knee to her immediately would be far more effective at convincing her to take an interest in their struggles.

"Good Golly, they're both total hotties" I feel that

I too was born during stormy weather and i don't bring it up while i introduce myself. I am very humble that way.

The way the show pronounces Daenerys seems kinda inconsistent. Sometimes it's DAY-narys, other time deh-nerys. It's not even like it depends on what culture the speaker is from or what language they are saying it in, as we see Grey Worm and Missandei can't stick to one pronunciation in either the common tongue or the other languages they speak.

16:30 I have watched this video over and over and over, yet Jimmy Carr's laughter over Euron Greyjoy has me loling every time. Thank you for this and all of the other bits of the pisstake series. You are awesome!

That Jimmy Carr laugh at 16:30 really got me, was not expecting that!

YES. "Pisstake" is back. Maulers Unbridled and your Pisstake is by far my favorites in all of RU-vid. Glad your back.

Can we just appreciate how incredibly hot cersei is in the shot at 8:00

19 views and 15 likes This is why I like the Glidus fanbase

"He's hard to see against the wall sometimes" just outstanding 👏

Aenys, Maegor, and Jaehaerys must be kicking themselves knowing that there is apparently exactly zero consequence for the destruction of a major religious centre.

olenna was bang on in her chat with dany. telling her to ignore tyrion was the best advice she could have given her lmao

I once got into a heated debate with someone over the correct pronunciation of Daenerys' name. My friend was convinced it was DYE-nuh-ris with the emphasis on the first syllables with the first vowel sound being a long Y sound and the second being a schwa, while I was convinced it was deh-NAIR-is, with a short E as the first vowel sound, long A as the second with emphasis on the 2nd syllable. After hearing the name said so frequently in a short span of time however, I am convinced my friend was right. at least in the accent of Ghiscari and Valyrian, it is the former pronunciation, then as the sound mutates across languages and accents it becomes the latter. I love language.

Dude! I just can|t help it, your style of humor is perfectly clicking with me :D Your running jokes, easter eggs, and subtle editing jokes are priceless. These videos are well worth watching, even long after GoT ended. I just love the pisstake series.

The more you do these the more professional you get, it’s genuinely amazing.

Tyrion:" C'mon guys think of the civilians! People don't like when their city is stormed! They prefer to be blocked and starved out until they start fighting each other over food and eating their own pets and resorting to cannibalism and dying from starvation and disease... ok I maybe my plan is not a very good plan"

A M N E S I A W A T E R

Qyburn destroys willfully destroys a priceless artifact for no raisin! Even Fry wrote a better story. Ahh classic Futurama!

Gods your content is strong

Hearing you scream the show's intro gives me life

The “pull the lever, kronk” cracked me up

2 glidus video in a year, wtf is going on????!!!

Not clicked on a video faster than this!

Continuing to support you here. In my own little way. Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m enjoying the content. My saviour from boredom. 👏🏼

16:30 holy shit i never knew i needed to hear Jimmy Carr's laugh dubbed over a villain, i love it

I am so sorry Glidus. I know you're in pain, but you must know your anguish sustains me. Also throwing the Dom in the corner was fucking amazing. I nearly fell off my couch :D

"Thant's not you" x5 I'm dying lmao!!!! Well done. This series is helping me cope.

"HAVE YOU SEEN CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM!?" 😂

The Captain Disillusion reference at the end was great. Was not expecting it at all.

Me watching this at 3 a.m . Worth it. I ll watch people piss on got forever

Jimmy Carr's laugh over Euron actually fits his character from the show much better.

I love your pisstake videos, they honestly crack me up a lot, keep it going! 🌸

That Tyrion curb your enthusiasm literally had me rolling...!!!

The "that's not you" scene made me laugh so hard when i first saw it. It reminded me or American dad's parody of "christian the lion" but with Roger the alien and a wolf. For those the don't know christian the lion was raised by two dudes then released in the wild and years later they reunited and the lion was so happy to see them. In the parody and what i hoped would happen in Got was a "Oh it's you" turning into "not you" also the wolf attacking!!!!

George RR Martin gave the writers lemons and they poured lemonjuice into their eyes

I’m glad that Oppo the whimsical became a recurring character.

holy shit guys he said he would upload another one in a week and this mad lad actually did

1:05 Might be a point out to the fact that Targaryens are suffering from what one might call genetical homesickness. They long for Valyria and cannot shake the feeling that they are not at home in Westeros - but it is suggested that Dragonstone is one of the only places in Westeros where they do feel at home somehow, so it's kinda weird that she'd say that at Dragonstone.

After all the overlapping explaining cutting to uncle Iroh in prison made me lose my shit

Your harmonies are on point my lord.

It hurt me deep down how dirty they did House Tarly. I found the whole discussion regarding their past and loyalty fucking amazing, so much potential! The only man capable of defeating Robert Baratheon on the battlefield, fighting for the Targaryens until the very end, giving up what he once stood for and seeing a dangerous enemy in the last Targ that would ruin and destroy Westeros and hence deciding to fight her. I loved that idea, I loved that inner battle that must have happened. Would have loved to see that. Just like I would have loved to see a proper fucking season 8! Fuck's sake fucking idiots.

I was having a bad day, depressed actually. I stumbled on your video and couldnt stop laughing. Im getting ready to watch the others....thanks man.

I can’t believe you don’t have more subscribers bro. All your Pisstake’s are pure gold.

My lord is back. By the way did you know that you have passionate fans from Brazil. Good video man s2

That pull the lever scene was really nice xD

Can I just say I LOVED that you edited Jimmy Carr's laugh over Euron!

"Ya fuckin watch what ya say about Vesarys around these parts" 😂😂😂 Edit: 2:21 had to time stamp it for myself to come back and laugh more

Hell yeah it’s Glidus! Remember that long ass debate in one of your Pisstake videos? Well it’s me!

4:23 Matthew Broderick: "It's Tatopoulos"

Replacing Eurons laugh with Jimmy Carr is *chef’s kiss*

Here is the thing with Euron and his ships: I'm pretty sure when he leveled up, he got some weird feat that allows him to roll with advantage on all stealth roles he has to do while traveling. And he managed to convince the DM that traveling on ships is TECHNICALLY traveling. So, now he gets to roll all his stealth-checks with advantage as long as he's on a ship, which explains how he manages to sneak up on people with a FLEET OF SHIPS more than once during the story. The DM probably should have thought about the consequences of letting him do that a bit more, but I get it... sometimes you just allow a player to do something, and he'll end up coming up with these exploits...

16:30 the Jimmy Carr laugh... perfection

CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY, PRAY FOR OUR GOD GLIDUS! (also I haven't watched this yet- does my fav character, your mother, make a reappearance?)

I live this series to see what went wrong.