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The Stormy Daniels Roast of Trump’s Penis, Drake vs Kendrick Lamar & Celebrities Read Mom Texts 

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Team Trump spent most of the day trying to paint Stormy Daniels as a sleazy, money-grubbing liar, there’s an amazing list of words and phrases that were used in court today, the sketch artist at the trial has been doing an incredible job, Trump’s lawyers are still going with the “he didn’t have sex with her” fairy tale, Ted Cruz took to Fox News to defend Trump, the judge warned Donald that if he violates the gag order again he could get jail time, Biden doesn’t believe that Trump will accept the results of the election, our in-house hip hop historian Gary Greenberg explains the Drake vs Kendrick Lamar drama, and once again some of our celebrity friends (Dave Burd, Nicholas Braun, Bebe Rexha, Jake Gyllenhaal, Quinta Brunson & Brett Goldstein) read real texts from their moms in honor of Mother’s Day.
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@kathleenaustin327
@kathleenaustin327 23 дня назад
Stormy is a smart brave woman!!! She put his lawyer in her place!!! Bravo Stormy!!!
@danielgloverpiano7693
@danielgloverpiano7693 23 дня назад
Stormy got paid. Trump’s lawyers probably won’t get paid. Stormy is smart! 😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉
@carolinechew2432
@carolinechew2432 23 дня назад
She IS Sharp!!!
@bavariancarenthusiast2722
@bavariancarenthusiast2722 23 дня назад
@@danielgloverpiano7693 she lost a lot in her defense and staying honest over the last decade
@Lauren_1987
@Lauren_1987 23 дня назад
Stormy slapped the hell out of the defense attorney. Her answers were priceless.
@leedebarros7434
@leedebarros7434 23 дня назад
Well played. I have more respect for Stormy. At least she is honest.
@AyeCarumba221
@AyeCarumba221 23 дня назад
Jimmy, you’re gonna make VonSchitzenPants cry! 😢 😂
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 23 дня назад
That would be ideal.
@zazaranger5
@zazaranger5 23 дня назад
Nubbin Von Shitzinpantz
@MilkieMouse
@MilkieMouse 23 дня назад
It's real insidious... in a good way! Knowing that Trump watches the show, the graphics team are putting up actual pictures of a cell and the prison uniforms that Trump can look forward to. That's just fighting dirty lol.
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 23 дня назад
He never cries. He isn't human, and has no heart. Like the Grinch...
@rastus666
@rastus666 23 дня назад
The Farter Martyr aptly describes Donny Von Schitzinpantz.
@johncowan1993
@johncowan1993 23 дня назад
I wake up in Scotland every morning & the first thing I watch is Jimmy Kimmel's roast of the big orange blob!
@joannnelson926
@joannnelson926 23 дня назад
Me too, and I was not a fan of late night Television, but Jimmy's spot on.
@marilynlawrence7856
@marilynlawrence7856 23 дня назад
Here in Canada I watch Jimmy Kimmel every morning
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 23 дня назад
Fellow Scot here and yes, me too! 😂
@margueritemccann8580
@margueritemccann8580 22 дня назад
@johncowan1993 To you and all of the other international participants in this forum...THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!
@cheriem432
@cheriem432 21 день назад
I wish I was with you! -from California
@SquidandCatAdventures
@SquidandCatAdventures 23 дня назад
Stormy is a hero. Of all the people that could have taken him down by now, no one did it and now she's going to take care of it, for the world.
@curbozerboomer1773
@curbozerboomer1773 23 дня назад
No way is she a hero!...She could have claimed this situation publicly, many years ago!
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 23 дня назад
All sex workers are heroes!
@ryanfraser167
@ryanfraser167 23 дня назад
Her testimony proved nothing other than he is a adulterer, newsflash he isn't charged with that...
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 23 дня назад
​@@curbozerboomer1773 She did claim it years ago, that's how we got to where we are now! It is against the law to deal with it the way Trump did.... Now a jury gets to decide Trump's fate.
@xanderprangler8621
@xanderprangler8621 23 дня назад
​@@curbozerboomer1773 yeah roght... you go and turn a millionaire presidential candidate's money down to bury an affair... she's lucktñy she got offered money and not a "dissapearance" or an "overdose". Most sicarios would charge less than half what she got.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 23 дня назад
The storm is here 😂
@Lauren_1987
@Lauren_1987 23 дня назад
Stormy's comebacks to the defense attorney questions were priceless. 😂😂😂
@TheEmaile
@TheEmaile 23 дня назад
Wait what did she say? I missed that.
@annemettefrederiksen7751
@annemettefrederiksen7751 22 дня назад
​@@TheEmaile Either watch Stephen Colbert or Google it,she was absolutely phenomenal
@BD-zn7nr
@BD-zn7nr 22 дня назад
She has a great wit. She's also smarter than trump and his band of stooge lawyers.
@scotmandel6699
@scotmandel6699 21 день назад
you were there and heard it?
@ATAplayallday
@ATAplayallday 22 дня назад
The beef translator is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
@sheilaj4645
@sheilaj4645 23 дня назад
Stormy has no reason to lie!
@commentsedited
@commentsedited 23 дня назад
So what reason does she have to tell the truth???
@Lisazab
@Lisazab 23 дня назад
@@commentseditedobstruction of justice. 🙄
@berlinkozyreva
@berlinkozyreva 23 дня назад
​@@commentseditedcan go to jail if lies in court. Also most people except narcissistic socialpaths tell the truth if given the choice.
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco 23 дня назад
@@commentsedited *_"You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at."_* ~~ Sundance
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 23 дня назад
She has a reason to lie... down! 😏
@EstherKibui-vy7dm
@EstherKibui-vy7dm 23 дня назад
The sketch artist is awesome. Keeping a straight face while furiously capturing the images of Trump and Stormy photo without guffawing is a divine gift.
@chrisoakey9841
@chrisoakey9841 23 дня назад
Wtf is wrong with justice in USA not allowing free press in court?
@EstherKibui-vy7dm
@EstherKibui-vy7dm 23 дня назад
@chrisoakey9841 Trump is an egomaniac. He likes attention. Gag or no gag he can't help himself. Cameras or not Trump himself will tell you what happened.
@glennabaugh856
@glennabaugh856 23 дня назад
I think the pictures are terrible, my granddaughter could do 1000 times better.
@chrisoakey9841
@chrisoakey9841 23 дня назад
@@glennabaugh856 i agree, but in 2024 why TF are we relying on sketches? it is a perfect example of exactly how out of touch courts are. as well as i have stated a travesty that law is not obeyed in court.
@bovinityleak2066
@bovinityleak2066 23 дня назад
Not guffawing is a divine gift? 🙄
@ChakaLostie
@ChakaLostie 23 дня назад
The text from Mrs. Goldstein had me crying! 🤣We were all witness to Brett's mom's epiphany. Very cool.😊
@gnocchidokey
@gnocchidokey 22 дня назад
"So then I realized, the worst thing a human being can do to another human isn't inflicting any type of physical harm, but reducing them to an object by denying their very humanity... anyway just checking in! Hope your day goes great!" like wtf
@1midnightfish
@1midnightfish 21 день назад
Honestly, poor Brett 🤣 I was sooo happy when he appeared though 🤩
@cristinaferrara6966
@cristinaferrara6966 20 дней назад
Probably never a boring conversation with her though.
@awtachewraya2890
@awtachewraya2890 23 дня назад
The intelligence and delivery of monologues of Kimmel is out of this world wow!
@ejk9645
@ejk9645 23 дня назад
“Toilet McFlurries” 😂
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 23 дня назад
2:37 They've even painted the bars 'gold' for him... aw.
@sandralamphier9433
@sandralamphier9433 23 дня назад
How about the toilet? His “throne”! It needs to be gold! 🤣
@AOAYUNARIA
@AOAYUNARIA 23 дня назад
HA!
@akashajoti6456
@akashajoti6456 23 дня назад
😂 very clever!
@emsleywyatt3400
@emsleywyatt3400 22 дня назад
Bar-a-Lago.
@pottawatomi2
@pottawatomi2 23 дня назад
"Stormy is a smart brave woman!!! She put his lawyer in her place!!! Bravo Stormy!!! HA HA HA HA HA ...AND YOU ARE A GENIUS!
@ialphasoul2460
@ialphasoul2460 23 дня назад
This trial should've been aired like a Judge Judy case 🤣
@Greg-io1ip
@Greg-io1ip 23 дня назад
It's more like a Jerry Springer show sounds like.
@PavelDGromnic
@PavelDGromnic 20 дней назад
If tickets ad been sold, the national debt would have been cleared.
@aiman9365
@aiman9365 16 дней назад
With Judge Judy trying to have conversations with Trump. Can you imagine? She would be speaking loud at him the whole entire time, practically telling him to shut up.
@jonnysantos5074
@jonnysantos5074 23 дня назад
He keeps a clean and respectable image. When it comes to politics and comedy, you can actually respect the jokes
@poppybell8217
@poppybell8217 23 дня назад
Stormy is absolutely BRILLIANT
@commentsedited
@commentsedited 23 дня назад
Yes sir huray for the porn star. She's made hundreds of videos showing the degradation of women and sexual abuse against them..we're proud of you..hope all goes well with your next visit..
@freya8133
@freya8133 23 дня назад
​@@commentseditedWell then the porn industry is just like Trump then....
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 23 дня назад
​@freya8133 So, then Trump is like Stormy Daniels? So, he's brilliant, too!
@paulbartels6585
@paulbartels6585 23 дня назад
To morns she is
@RB-in2zh
@RB-in2zh 23 дня назад
clearly you're not.
@anthonettedillard3999
@anthonettedillard3999 23 дня назад
Wow, Daniel beat Don Von Stinkle again today with her clap backs to his lawyers questions!!Ha Ha Ha!! 😂😂😂
@vickioneal1401
@vickioneal1401 23 дня назад
Put the oompa loompa in a orange jumpsuit already 🤣
@YouTube4me
@YouTube4me 23 дня назад
I so look forward to Jimmy’s trial coverage !!
@terrlaw328
@terrlaw328 23 дня назад
You are a simple person…aren’t you ?
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 23 дня назад
From Rafah to the sea!
@medavog
@medavog 23 дня назад
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ ITS GOING TO BE A STORMY WEEKEND
@leeanndap7020
@leeanndap7020 23 дня назад
🤣🎤😂😅
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 23 дня назад
raining catchup!
@Castion-1
@Castion-1 23 дня назад
All caps coming in……………….
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 23 дня назад
Stormy a national Hero!
@Bob-bb3ur
@Bob-bb3ur 14 дней назад
If you like a blackmailer
@RendaJane
@RendaJane День назад
@@Bob-bb3ur 🤣 you really believe that? Have you even read the court transcript?
@hotarticwind
@hotarticwind 23 дня назад
Moms keep us kicking. Thank you all the Moms and Grandmas and Nanas that kept us from "bonking" our soft little heads. We are nothing without you.
@ViloletLightWellnessMakaiSide
@ViloletLightWellnessMakaiSide 23 дня назад
I'll bet Melania would like Trump in jail for Mother's Day? She would probably say "What a Relief!
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 23 дня назад
She needs to go to jail with him.
@teresitauy3692
@teresitauy3692 23 дня назад
What does she have to complain about , she already got a lot money from him .
@guerreroseventyfour1819
@guerreroseventyfour1819 23 дня назад
It would “be best” for her 😂
@tracyturner-browne4012
@tracyturner-browne4012 23 дня назад
No doubt!!!! I know it would make my day!!!?
@jackie5522
@jackie5522 23 дня назад
No. She supports him. Ads on Tv !!
@StudioLB
@StudioLB 23 дня назад
Kimmel is a legend
@anastaciav
@anastaciav 23 дня назад
Laughing at the Ted Cruz slap. - Texan
@matthewsimpson1268
@matthewsimpson1268 22 дня назад
That was the best explanation of the Drake / Kendrick feud I could possibly imagine.
@firenze5555
@firenze5555 23 дня назад
Jimmy nails it as usual.
@monrush
@monrush 23 дня назад
Ain't no doubt it's plain to see!
@LordOfTheDeceased
@LordOfTheDeceased 23 дня назад
Ohhh, he hates him cause he's terrible??
@Fatdog-Dakind
@Fatdog-Dakind 23 дня назад
Noem is a part time Dog Trainer and has a babysitting Home Care Center over her garage! If you have a bad puppy or stubborn child, like her Little Ricky, she offers a special one time training service. Kristi makes sure they never act out or embarrass you in front of company again. Woooot!
@bovinityleak2066
@bovinityleak2066 23 дня назад
His writers nail it too
@RendaJane
@RendaJane День назад
@@Fatdog-Dakind Bang bang. 😖
@christopheralbino9587
@christopheralbino9587 23 дня назад
Make someone smile today 😊
@J_Braz_
@J_Braz_ 23 дня назад
"Farter martyr." Lol. Brilliant
@juliarock3424
@juliarock3424 23 дня назад
Love Stormy! She nailed it in court. Great day for justice.
@MH-nz4mv
@MH-nz4mv 23 дня назад
Good Morning from Germany Kimmel is the best way to start the day ❤😂
@bunyipdragon9499
@bunyipdragon9499 23 дня назад
Afternoon tea for me, great lift up to finish the day 💜
@ArtificialArtist
@ArtificialArtist 23 дня назад
It absolutely is! Even if you need to get up early! Been part of my morning routine for quite a while now 😊
@afraidofamericans01
@afraidofamericans01 23 дня назад
Gosh, I'd hate to be the orange guy this week. What's on the court's agenda next week? Please say mypillowpyscho makes an appearance 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
@MSBLS721
@MSBLS721 23 дня назад
I can't believe I'm 55 and knew what whips meant before Jimmy asked 😂🤣😂
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 23 дня назад
Jimmy, it's "Heads we win, tails it's rigged"
@robsantana629
@robsantana629 23 дня назад
Jimmy I wish you could find out how many world leaders are watching your nightly monologues especially the dictators, because I can just picture any one of them in tears laughing at your jokes loool. I’m watching it a few times myself and just laughing through the whole thing…. You are a brilliant comedian and all of is need this comic RELIEF from Don the Con. BRAVO JIMMY!!! 🍻🍻❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@stephenhill545
@stephenhill545 22 дня назад
Dictators aren't known for their humor and powers of self-depreciation.
@ColdSippa
@ColdSippa 23 дня назад
my favorite talk show
@KnockOut242
@KnockOut242 23 дня назад
I always stay up for Jimmy ❤
@cmb6087
@cmb6087 23 дня назад
Do you watch Seth Meyers or John Oliver as well? I think they're both great as well.
@pzh3334
@pzh3334 23 дня назад
Brett's mom is relatable to all of us who have insanely cringy, yet wholesome moms with low give a sh*t what they say to their kids when they get older. Glad it was you this time and not me, Brett 😂😂😂
@margueritemccann8580
@margueritemccann8580 22 дня назад
@pzh3334 As an almost 72 year old Mom, and now Grandmother...let me tell you that I HAD one of those when I was growing up...and now I AM one!!! Life is good!! 😊
@milolagrange1
@milolagrange1 23 дня назад
Brett Goldstein’s mother should be on your show! That was hilarious! And he’s so good. Have them both on please!
@Sydney-oz
@Sydney-oz 23 дня назад
Who needs enemies? When you have Ted
@richardstephens9647
@richardstephens9647 23 дня назад
That was the best explanation of the Drake and Kendrick feud I have seen!
@superdog412
@superdog412 23 дня назад
Go Stormy. She rocks!
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 23 дня назад
Kimmel keeps it real.
@lashendawest7509
@lashendawest7509 23 дня назад
We love your show jimmy kimmel
@byronkennedy7203
@byronkennedy7203 23 дня назад
Jimmy needs to do a reenactment daily
@Joyful_Michelle
@Joyful_Michelle 23 дня назад
lol I love those mom texts. My mom is just like that too 😂
@sharrielee911
@sharrielee911 22 дня назад
Great show Jimmy 😅really enjoyed it😅
@MikeMontgomery1
@MikeMontgomery1 23 дня назад
I'll be so glad when I don't ever have to hear the orange guys name ever again.
@cmb6087
@cmb6087 23 дня назад
Joy would spread across the entire world like a gentle breeze.
@romper4444
@romper4444 23 дня назад
Well ya got at least 4 more years to wait cause unless the Dems come up with something fast, ol Joe definitely isn't winning the next election.
@user-yg4fh6tq6b
@user-yg4fh6tq6b 23 дня назад
They have to find him guilty because he is hands down
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 23 дня назад
Why do you now?
@Mondfischli
@Mondfischli 23 дня назад
...ah, well, why not visit Eric at the ticket booth to Hamberder Hill memorial. Might be the maga family trip of the future 😂
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 23 дня назад
I love the idea of a nerdy rap translator. I want one! "Drake is Kendrick's Matt Damon!"🤣🤣🤣
@stephenbingham5935
@stephenbingham5935 23 дня назад
Nerdy rappinghood.
@Therealtruthsocial
@Therealtruthsocial 23 дня назад
It puts the whole thing in perspective! It's lame!🤣🤣
@freya8133
@freya8133 23 дня назад
Rap music sucks.
@21bravopunk61
@21bravopunk61 23 дня назад
I’m grateful for the whitesplainationing. 🙏
@paulorganisation1
@paulorganisation1 23 дня назад
"Ghost riding the whip"😂😂 kimmel looking for trouble.
@anna8328
@anna8328 23 дня назад
The last mom single-handedly just put a 100 comedy writers from Hollywood out of a job.
@growinguporeo8529
@growinguporeo8529 22 дня назад
“Because I like fights” 😂😂 I literally laughed out loud. You silly Kimmel. Lol
@mattdeinken6580
@mattdeinken6580 23 дня назад
😅Trump celebrating mother's day with Melanie Trump that's a good joke
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 23 дня назад
I know! Melanie's not even his mom!
@arellatikvah
@arellatikvah 22 дня назад
Who is Melanie?
@mattdeinken6580
@mattdeinken6580 22 дня назад
If Donald gets to forget his wife's name I definitely have the right to forget and misspell her name
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 22 дня назад
@@mattdeinken6580 Did you know Jimmy Kimmel was friends with Epstein's chef?
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 22 дня назад
@@mattdeinken6580 Did you know Jimmy Kimmel was friends with Epstein's chef?
@LKYWLF
@LKYWLF 23 дня назад
Trump getting roasted is never boring
@jaimeherber8353
@jaimeherber8353 23 дня назад
Too bad everyone is a coward to clown Joe Biden when he the biggest joke
@sheilae.9670
@sheilae.9670 23 дня назад
😂 facts 💯
@freya8133
@freya8133 23 дня назад
@@chandraray7798 Don't watch them then.
@lowboyyy
@lowboyyy 23 дня назад
​@chandraray7798 it'd be different if things were on the up and up,but we've got people pr 0 t estng all across the country and they're like "he farted!"
@wgooetrik
@wgooetrik 23 дня назад
​@@chandraray7798yet you're here and commenting
@princellasmith7562
@princellasmith7562 21 день назад
The mom texts were hilarious!
@taylorsartre3422
@taylorsartre3422 23 дня назад
MORE GARY GREENBERG!
@Micsq4lv
@Micsq4lv 23 дня назад
Brett’s mother wins Best Mom Text of ALL Time!! 🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 23 дня назад
Lord I hope that last "Mom text" was not true. Mom, needs to keep sex talk to her girlfriends. js 😳
@darthvirgin7157
@darthvirgin7157 23 дня назад
you mean Roy Kent’s mom.
@kn9ioutom
@kn9ioutom 23 дня назад
Justice Delayed IS Justice Denied !!
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 23 дня назад
@@flyrobin2544As a Brit, I strongly suspect she sent that to Brett for her own amusement. Nothing amuses British parents more than embarrassing their own kids, lol. It’s genuinely their chief source of entertainment! Also it’s Europe; sex just isn’t that big a deal here, and he’s a full-grown adult. I mean that text was a bit much (from a parent!) but amusingly so rather than _horrifyingly_ so, like it would be viewed in certain parts of the US! 😱
@TheAnxiousAardvark
@TheAnxiousAardvark 22 дня назад
@@flyrobin2544 A quiet little old American lady wandering the red light district in Amsterdam looked in one window. Paused and said to her son "You know, if I'd have looked that bored, you kids would never have happened."
@user-ry6oh9xn1u
@user-ry6oh9xn1u 23 дня назад
Kimmel's show is more entertaining than the other guys late night. Politics has always been a great source of humor.
@rudeinterplanetjanet
@rudeinterplanetjanet 23 дня назад
Colbert is awesome too. It's a toss-up between the two. They are both great.
@tracyturner-browne4012
@tracyturner-browne4012 23 дня назад
​@@rudeinterplanetjanettotally agree!!!
@tanjajurgec3385
@tanjajurgec3385 23 дня назад
@@rudeinterplanetjanet I feel like Colbert tries too hard to be funny which takes away the fun-iness. He jumps around too much and Jimmy delivers jokes while standing still and does it better. Just my opinion haha
@punjgurl
@punjgurl 23 дня назад
@@tanjajurgec3385 agree 100%. and fallon is terrible.
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 22 дня назад
Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert are definitely top 3 shows I try not to miss.
@shinankoku2
@shinankoku2 23 дня назад
Gerry deserves his own show. Just putting it out there.
@waheedamohammed6989
@waheedamohammed6989 23 дня назад
Hey Jimmy, 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤❤❤ your show,thank you for the laughs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@couchpotato6270
@couchpotato6270 23 дня назад
Brett Goldstein’s mom is hilarious. 🤣
@sg-vp2qg
@sg-vp2qg 23 дня назад
Yes, the funniest by far
@rayl3103
@rayl3103 23 дня назад
He's got to be in therapy, right?!?!
@couchpotato6270
@couchpotato6270 22 дня назад
@@rayl3103 🤣🤣🤣
@Constant_Instant_Distant
@Constant_Instant_Distant 23 дня назад
ORANGE 🍊 BAFFOON IN ORANGE JUMP SUIT😂😂😂 Its gonna be oranging 😂😂😂
@dolphinmom7
@dolphinmom7 23 дня назад
The mom texts were awesome! As a mom, I can totally relate and sometimes I think, wow, this message might be a little over the top. Sometimes I re write it, sometimes I send it anyway. LOL
@Bernthres
@Bernthres 23 дня назад
Jimmy is the best! Speaking truth!
@romper4444
@romper4444 23 дня назад
Ya ok lmao
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 23 дня назад
Yup! Let's go, Israel! 🇮🇱
@DanHoulihan-kx9qb
@DanHoulihan-kx9qb 23 дня назад
​@@romper4444, your poorly written sentence just proves you're a Trump supporter. He does love the uneducated.
@DustinCastaneira
@DustinCastaneira 23 дня назад
Jimmy is weak these days.
@DustinCastaneira
@DustinCastaneira 23 дня назад
@@DanHoulihan-kx9qb Poorly written sentences are what prove that? 🤣🤣 That's a good joke, you crazy person.
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 23 дня назад
There is always odor in the court when trump shows up to snooze.
@anthonywestjr1063
@anthonywestjr1063 22 дня назад
Cruz would know, he was there helping #45 keep it in when it fell out! LMAO 🤣
@ceciliarichter2458
@ceciliarichter2458 23 дня назад
Love those mama-texts! It's like when I texted my son about the cat catching a mouse with picture and all while he is on active military duty overseas and he answers "Wow".
@Nothinglefttosay
@Nothinglefttosay 23 дня назад
I’m betting Barron is watching THIS trial with wide eyes 😮 poor kid
@Seilolo
@Seilolo 20 дней назад
I think Melania wants him in prison more than ANYONE else!
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 23 дня назад
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤️👋
@mickeyfinnegan7469
@mickeyfinnegan7469 23 дня назад
"MOTHERS DAY WITH MELANIA",what a heartwarming video!
@gabrielladeass
@gabrielladeass 23 дня назад
next time I have to present results on a meeting that should have been an email I will ask Gary to do it for me.
@tokendedguy
@tokendedguy 23 дня назад
"...and bulletproof is like when bullets can't go through" this was the hardest I've laughed in months. Great take on all the reaction videos.
@cmb6087
@cmb6087 23 дня назад
Lol it was such a smooth diss.
@tokendedguy
@tokendedguy 23 дня назад
@@cmb6087 f with their soul like ether.
@biginfo7386
@biginfo7386 23 дня назад
In ten years or so, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.
@freya8133
@freya8133 23 дня назад
Just like they did George W. Bush!
@berlinkozyreva
@berlinkozyreva 23 дня назад
And Nixon. GOP loved him but by Carter presidency he was despised universally.
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 23 дня назад
Way less than 10 years.
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 23 дня назад
Let's go, Israel!
@fee6362
@fee6362 23 дня назад
or say "We didn't know any better"
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 23 дня назад
Never thought I'd say this, but I appreciated this late night PowerPoint presentation. I actually did not know what "Diss Track" meant. Thank you!!! 🤗
@Seilolo
@Seilolo 22 дня назад
OMG…that text from Brett’s mother had on the floor laughing!!
@Chrisgry
@Chrisgry 21 день назад
Hello 👋 Beautiful Lady 🌹.. How are you and the weather condition like ?
@mattgreven7615
@mattgreven7615 23 дня назад
trump's biggest fear of jail is: how will he get his hair/makeup done before arriving at the courthouse? That HAS to be at least an hour+.
@cmb6087
@cmb6087 23 дня назад
It's fun to imagine what Dump would look like with a big blonde beard that has straps like a covid mask. Lol
@jdhayes1837
@jdhayes1837 23 дня назад
That's not a joke, but very true indeed! 🤣
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 23 дня назад
​@@jdhayes1837Why did you laugh if it wasn't a joke?
@faithlesshound5621
@faithlesshound5621 23 дня назад
The warders will rip off his wig with extreme prejudice.
@MrTheHillfolk
@MrTheHillfolk 23 дня назад
Have you noticed how good of a job is done? No way its an hour,its 15mins in the car on the way to the courthouse.
@VividLunaZ
@VividLunaZ 23 дня назад
Gary Greenberg is phenomenal.
@dougspidermanhappy
@dougspidermanhappy 23 дня назад
Word to your mother.
@jamesturner2126
@jamesturner2126 23 дня назад
If you listen to his voice, he is the crew member that says, "This week in Covid history."
@Axeyard
@Axeyard 23 дня назад
A phenomenal PITA!
@mortaak181
@mortaak181 23 дня назад
Couldn't even look up the most famous chinese restaurant in Toronto tho, New Ho King for liiiiife.
@dceplay
@dceplay 22 дня назад
Gary also plays the Channucorn....
@pzh3334
@pzh3334 23 дня назад
I love Quinta Brunson!❤ and DON'T F with Bebe's mama 😂
@cesarv3238
@cesarv3238 23 дня назад
My mom is obsessed with hangers so that part got me
@CrabbyO
@CrabbyO 23 дня назад
Five kids and three wives? Of course he hasn't been "celibate." He's only been disloyal.😂
@colingee6687
@colingee6687 23 дня назад
And one more kid with a housekeeper.
@Avarren
@Avarren 23 дня назад
I don’t think Ted knows what that word actually means.
@WestOfEarth
@WestOfEarth 23 дня назад
Ted throwin' out the strawman argument
@krysmorrison3896
@krysmorrison3896 23 дня назад
…That we know of…. And constant women complaining of sexual harassment
@Yucryindelusionlcult
@Yucryindelusionlcult 23 дня назад
What a Christian life right? Hahahahaha
@tamarabrown-beaulac1937
@tamarabrown-beaulac1937 23 дня назад
It was silly but I really needed that explanation!
@Auldridgencube
@Auldridgencube 23 дня назад
That was a pretty decent breakdown of the Kendrick Drake beef actually lol
@Lisazab
@Lisazab 23 дня назад
Jimmy, invite Stormy BACK!
@jasond.b-w
@jasond.b-w 23 дня назад
I don’t know why DISRESPECTFUL SONG with the slide transition got me, but after several days of nonstop seizures and vomiting, I really needed that chuckle. Appreciate you, writers. 🙏🏻
@Kathy_1991
@Kathy_1991 23 дня назад
Hope you're feeling better ❤️
@jillniemczynski5517
@jillniemczynski5517 23 дня назад
🫂💙🙏🌹
@jasond.b-w
@jasond.b-w 23 дня назад
Thank you both. It’s a very normal thing for me (PTSD related) but this time of year it gets worse since the days are longer. 6am for me rn and I’m still up so I think it’s time to start my morning. Hope everyone gets through the day okay! 🌱
@bovinityleak2066
@bovinityleak2066 23 дня назад
Good lord i hope you are feeling better
@zakariafarah1101
@zakariafarah1101 22 дня назад
As they say laughter is the best medicine. But I really hope you get well.
@tls4312
@tls4312 23 дня назад
Why do i just wait for Jimmy's monologs? He's the best.
@cmb6087
@cmb6087 23 дня назад
I wait because it's nice to have a way to find genuine humor and joy in the wild and crazy times we live in. It's nice to know that there are people out there who want to just live their lives without all the drama and discourse of everyday life these days. We can all bond over hope that the goofy orange centaur will NOT be allowed to ruin everyone's lives for much longer. Have a great weekend everyone!
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 23 дня назад
​@@cmb6087Long live Netanyahu! 🇮🇱
@fatonyalmitchell3281
@fatonyalmitchell3281 22 дня назад
🤍 man is soo Goofy,nerdy but cool
@bulletsfordemocrats
@bulletsfordemocrats 22 дня назад
@@fatonyalmitchell3281 Israel! 🇮🇱
@fatonyalmitchell3281
@fatonyalmitchell3281 21 день назад
@@bulletsfordemocrats whoop whoop 😁 From DuuuuuuvvvvvvvvaaaaaLLLLLLLL county jax fl USA ❤
@Room142
@Room142 23 дня назад
Omg bless that last mum 😂🤗
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl 23 дня назад
*Toilet McFlurries* OMG you writers are amazing ❤❤❤❤❤
@DrSlipperyFist
@DrSlipperyFist 23 дня назад
Ghost ridding the whip 🤣
@shethingsd
@shethingsd 23 дня назад
Those mom texts are hilarious. I could watch a half hour of them
@DrownedInExile
@DrownedInExile 23 дня назад
"Farter Martyr" LOL!
@tracydockray
@tracydockray 23 дня назад
Greenberg’s Power Point was priceless. I want him on again explaining more unexplainables.
@sachsrw
@sachsrw 23 дня назад
Prison uniforms look like Beechnut Fruit Stripe Gum!
@cmb6087
@cmb6087 23 дня назад
Ah yes, fruit stripe gum. It tasted amazing for like 10 seconds and then......poof.
@user-eh4jv6xw4l
@user-eh4jv6xw4l 23 дня назад
Old school gum.
@alecianaidoo6527
@alecianaidoo6527 23 дня назад
😂😂😂😂 The best way to start my day from Cape Town, South Africa💯💯🔥🔥
@a.k4848
@a.k4848 23 дня назад
From Athens, Greece too!
@dianeharris3414
@dianeharris3414 23 дня назад
The texts were hilarious! 😂
@Josh.WDW.
@Josh.WDW. 23 дня назад
Watch Stephen Colbert's monologue for the EPIC clapbacks from Stormy Daniels today in court! 😂😂😂😂😂
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 23 дня назад
Stormy left a path of destruction in Trump's defense.
@EstherKibui-vy7dm
@EstherKibui-vy7dm 23 дня назад
The beauty of it is Trump never saw her coming. Many years ago he probably planned for many eventualities. Stormy never crossed his mind. Not once. Always presented himself as as some Lothario. Then a hurricane in marches Stormmy talking about mushroom shaped thing. She got his ego. The most dangerous trait of Trump. The ego. Sure it's petty but Trump has no qualms disparaging disabilities. A dose of his own medicine. Trump mocks disability in others and judges women by looks trying to make others look like lesser beings. Mushroom Trump sounds way more catchy than sleepy Joe.
@michaeld4861
@michaeld4861 23 дня назад
She ain't called Stormy for nothing.
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 23 дня назад
I should have said 'through Trump's defense.'
@Muppetias
@Muppetias 23 дня назад
Well the defense rested as a piece of wet paper mache, optimally micromanaged by fartzilla himself, selling his new item: Eau de con#45
@price724
@price724 23 дня назад
One hurricane he couldn’t alter the direction of.
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 23 дня назад
The Gary segment was comedy gold. Loved it 😂
@jasonw2356
@jasonw2356 22 дня назад
You and Donald are the perfect comedy duo. I find it impossible to watch or listen to either of you without bursting out loud laughing. Your partnership is an absolute comedy gem. Love the way you perform on stage while he performs seperately at court. A sublime comedy duo at its best.
@kylecarey4189
@kylecarey4189 23 дня назад
That last mom text had me rolling
@marlabrowne6785
@marlabrowne6785 23 дня назад
Omg! I have to up my mom text game! I can be much more cringe from now on!!😂
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