The Surgery Speedrunner | Tales From the Bottle 

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@@therealtony2009 yo

what was the outro music?

You should do a video about the Conch Republic.

Ay, you " borrowed" the topic from Ted-ed?

Just not for a vasectomy...

what if Robert Liston was a time traveler/reincarnated modern surgeon/doctor?

​@@mbryson2899you get it for free with your amputation,deal of the century!

Yeah I think he was just trying to be a bit silly sometimes, but it did have a purpose

Definitely

"Dr. Finklebottom is almost done with the amputation. All he has to do is avoid the femoral arteries! Can he do it?!"

Would be like being on the titanic when it sank.

​@@sayvionwashington1939 "We're going to do a neat little trick that's called gallskip. We're going to start the dissection animation while turning around on the same frame, which is going to push us inside of the patient's model, and then we're going to pause buffer a series of frame perfect inputs in order to position the camera correctly. Alright, I'm going to need everyone to be quiet because I need to focus." _After a few attempts, Dr. Finklebottom glitches backwards into the patient until he is jettisoned out behind them, holding several gallstones. The entire room erupts into a cheer of "ORB"._

so umm, yeah, things don't change much 🫤

​@@ogonbio8145who?

Wow!

A good friend of mine is a descendant of Lawrence. He's told me the story of how Lawrence traveled to London to meet with Dr. Lister, quite a celebrity doctor at the time, in order to ask to use Lister's name for their product.

it was named after the other guy, his student in the video Joseph Lister, easy to confuse with Liston

@@davidrentonyea I almost thought this video was about lister and all these shenanigans confused me

Alt-Fact: Lister actually developed antiseptic because Donald Trump came to him in a vision explaining by “doing tremendous number on lungs” it’d prevent deaths in a future pandemic when “injected directly into the veins” or “clean lungs directly”. Knowing that someone who’s lungs have been dissolved in antiseptic can’t get sick ever again, he accepted funding from CIA. Lister happened to have a 2nd diary carved in rune tablets buried in Iowa. Many Bothan spies died to bring you this information…..

"our hands can't get dirty, we're not poors" - average 18th century doctor, probably

I can't get over how he accidentally cut off someone else's fingers and even a TESTICLE by rushing his amputations. If I knew that ahead of my amputation, I'd definitely opt to with Dr. Dirtyhands instead.

@@TheCanadianWelder Well and qxir mentioned this later with the 300% mortality rate, who knows if that one is even real, and if it is one major slip up compared to 1 out of every four people dying at doctor dirty hands, honestly i'd probably still go with him, it's a lesser of two evils situation, yeah I don't want a doctor to chop my balls off but I also don't want to slowly die of infection because my doctor didn't want to wash his hands. Thank god for modern medicine.

@@TheCanadianWelder You go ahead, I think I'd stick with the guy who saves 9 out of 10 patients instead of the guys who save 3 out of 4.

President James Garfield probably wished his doctor would have washed his. Garfield was shot in July, and probably would have lived. But his doctor kept poking his dirty fingers into the bullet wound, and Garfield died in September, from a massive infection.

You've gotta do something with all that delicious left over meat.

@@LTPottenger 🥵

zboidberg :)

You didn't watch the video didn't you

He was my dad!

When you’re this good and have saved this many lives,you’ve earned the right to be a dick.

Same, I heard it so many times I never even questioned it anymore, but it's a good reminder to always double check everything I hear/read online. Even if it did happen, he was still a better surgeon than most around him!

And with a very low mortality rate at the time it seems

How does anything have a 300% mortality rate. So people who didn't even have the surgery died🤔

So basically he was irl House MD?

Solo run

I don't understand

world record no anesthesia

​@@Soul_Flow_you clearly didn't watch the video

*chop!*

Which is probably part of what caught his peers ire, Victorian englands culture around DRs and Surgons was something of a boys club, with a bunch of "traditions" enforced by trust fund drunkards who where frankly makeing things up as they went and often took offense to any questions on their methodology. He took time to actually slow down and think a bit, which resulted in better outcomes which probably drew anger from contemporaries because it implied they shouldent show up to surgury in moldy aprons covered in last weeks gore half drunk under the table

Like I always say, it's a fine line between being a smart fella or a fart smella 😅👨‍⚕️💀

@@revenevan11 wise words

Yep, I've met a few people who were borderline geniuses but were kind of hard to get along with. Always tried to give them the benefit of the doubt cuz I figure if you're that smart you see the world in a different way. Met a lot of dickheads who were idiots though!

@@Qxir indeed

@@Qxir True that!

​@Qxir come here and kiss me on my hot mouth

Same here

Unfortunately that's what happens when one is ahead of the times. I'm so thankful for this video cause I've heard the 300% thing many times so I didn't even question it, turns out it's probably not even real and he was quite amazing.

@@0Onyx13 I know but this guy basically laid the groundwork for modern day medicine it’s truly tragic

Ignaz Semmelweis, another Hungarian surgeon who laid the modern foundations for hand hygiene, was also ridiculed, possibly leading to his mental breakdown and he died of jnfection in an asylum, possibly due to abuse

Same i have a broke arm RN dont care if i lose it, i just wannna listen to him talk lmao

I challenge it!

Based!

imagine waking up mid surgery and the doctor is clutching the scalpel in his teeth to shave off a few seconds

​@@abde999 am fairly sure this was before drug's were used to knock people out before surgery probably would just tell you to man up hold this rag in your mouth and take some wmssigs of this whiskey and I'll go get the hack saw tell Debra to keep the remaining finger's she has left out of my way 😂

barely since they reused their aprons lol

kaj la homoj, kiuj spektis... kaj la pli grandaj vivŝancoj...

HEY, I don't get money

Well, one's purpose is to take life and the other's is to prolong it. So no. 😂

With this guy, maybe not, although some surgeons took a lotttttt longer....

​@@Qxirsome surgeones competely disregarded the patient and operated very slowly so that medical students could learn better.

@@misslenorelee6322 crap like that is why "Bedside manor" became a standard when you could choose between two doctors of equal skill but one actually treats you like a human being and not a resource, of course you'd gravitate towards the one who didn't make you feel like a lesser being for getting sick

@@Gojiro7 on the other hand, if I had to pick between Dr House and a doctor with good bedside manners, I'd take House, cause he'd find out everything that is and isn't wrong with me

@@Gojiro7 Bedside manner depends highly on the patient too. Personally, I like doctors that are more upfront and honest vs ones that may give false hopes for the sake of coming off as nice. Same applies for dentists. I prefer to be told what is happening or to be able to just see it and hate when a nurse or doctor tries to "distract" me from what is being done. Like ffs just let me watch it be done and stop bloking the view on purpose. I'm not going to freak out or make the work harder if I see it and don't like what I see. I'll just look away if it actually bothers me. I never actually get mad with the doctors or nurses though since I know they do it out of habit since most people aren't okay seeing it being done. At most I'll tell them they don't need to worry or block my view as it doesn't bother me at all, and also that they don't need to worry about my service dog seeing it since she gives 0 shits and was never trained to react to someone "hurting" me since that isn't allowed per the ada. Only time they're excused from nipping at people is if they're repeatedly provoked over a long period of time which shouldnt' happen anyway since the handler would move to stop the shitty human. Any other time it is not acceptable.

@@LTPottenger Definitely too soon.

Bumping so Q will see. Yes xir.

Bumping

Yes. Do it.

Or better yet, a compilation of toxic substances that were widely used in the past, like tin cans sealed with lead, asbestos inside tanks for insulation or administering cocaine as if it was aspirin

Definitely one for the Qxir!

yeah as someones whos workload at the moment consists of finding and verifying primary source accounts and documents, id be willing to bet every bit of cash i have this dident happen. The medical community of victorian london was notoriously gossipy up to and includeing literally publishing "papers" that might aswell have been diss tracks, if that did happen it would have been the talk of the town and likely mentioned in half a dozen publications before the next week. my bets it started something like this, coworkers made some joke along the lines of "Yeah hes fast, so fast if your not careful he will amputate the leg, his assistants fingers, and stab an onlooker before youve had time to blink!" Someone overheard, or it got repeated enough, slowly but surely, boom you got folklore

Yeah, but was there a need for him to be so arrogant? I can see how people wouldn't take to him much.

@@MothraBlues if i was one of the only surgeons who was smart enough to follow basic hygiene, id be arrogant to other surgeons too.

Didn't watch the video huh

What’s wrong with men laughing?

Heck yeah he was

you're what's wrong with society these days - attention span of a squirel

I assume you’d rather have the other non clean surgeons of his time that also have higher mortality rate than him operate on you instead? :/

yeah, if i gotta have my leg lopped off without anesthetics, make it happen quick so the pain will stop sooner

Yeah in another comment they used the term “dickhead”. I assumed Qpix was yet another indistinguishable generic corporate clickbait channel, but I am pleased to learn otherwise.

Ugh i dunno - they always make me feel a bit queasy...

@@MothraBlues i love the light hearted nature of it. It always makes me chuckle after a hard day

I believe this Robert Liston created the knife, and Listerine was named after his student, Joseph Lister. Could be mistaken...

@@Qxir you may be right. Been a long time since med school

Must've been a fairly serious crash to take the shirt off your back lol. Hope you're doing alright brother

@@Qxir aww thank you, cheers, yes was nighttime so was dark and cold and a copper dived in, pulled me out the sunk land rover and saved my life. (vid on my channel with landrover being got out) I was very lucky he was a 1000 yards up road in a van which i passed. Long story short turns out am epileptic and also have a heart condition, oh well hey ho, am still alive, on my boat and DID get an auto life jacket as woke up in canal again a few weeks later, I don't do things by halves so also had a heart attack in between those canal dips 🤣🤣🤣 Honest, am NOT telling porkies.

​@KarrierBag I'm not sure if you're incredibly lucky or unlucky 😮

@@alisonk5807 oh lucky I think, in 1989 I fell off a 200+ft cliff in Cornwall *honestno lie), I should be dead by now, so 9 lives of a cat n all that 🤣

Lol