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This poet did not take criticism well, in the rare instances he even acknowledged it.
"William Topaz McGonagall (March 1825 - 29 September 1902) was a Scottish poet of Irish descent. He gained notoriety as an extremely bad poet who exhibited no recognition of, or concern for, his peers' opinions of his work.
He wrote about 200 poems, including "The Tay Bridge Disaster" and "The Famous Tay Whale", which are widely regarded as some of the worst in English literature. Groups throughout Scotland engaged him to make recitations from his work, and contemporary descriptions of these performances indicate that many listeners were appreciating McGonagall's skill as a comic music hall character. Collections of his verse remain popular, with several volumes available today.
McGonagall has been lampooned as the worst poet in British history. The chief criticisms are that he was deaf to poetic metaphor and unable to scan correctly. His only apparent understanding of poetry was his belief that it needed to rhyme. McGonagall's fame stems from the humorous effects these shortcomings are considered to generate in his work. Scholars argue that his inappropriate rhythms, weak vocabulary, and ill-advised imagery combine to make his work amongst the most unintentionally amusing dramatic poetry in the English language. His work is in a long tradition of narrative ballads and verse written and published about great events and tragedies, and widely circulated among the local population as handbills. In an age before radio and television, their voice was one way of communicating important news to an avid public."
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@Qxir
@Qxir 10 месяцев назад
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@formulesyfe
@formulesyfe 10 месяцев назад
no
@m1l22
@m1l22 10 месяцев назад
yes please I absolutely LOVE your content and would like to follow you on more platforms
@the_black_moon_howls
@the_black_moon_howls 10 месяцев назад
Give me your bones
@michaelrushsr2535
@michaelrushsr2535 10 месяцев назад
I have missed you sir!!
@aaronstanley6914
@aaronstanley6914 10 месяцев назад
Ah thank you good sir needed a new video. Milked the back log for all it was worth.
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 10 месяцев назад
An Irishman, living in Scotland, writing poetry against alcohol? Now I've seen it all.
@Swim_Jonse
@Swim_Jonse 10 месяцев назад
That was some kind of haiku type thing.
@durere
@durere 10 месяцев назад
@@Swim_Jonse when unintentional sarcastic poetry about you is better than your serious efforts.
@darkjanggo
@darkjanggo 10 месяцев назад
you lost me at an irishman writing
@JimboPb05
@JimboPb05 10 месяцев назад
​@@darkjanggo I think it's absurd to say that Irishmen can write. I'm Irish, and I've tried so hard, but it's just not possible for me to be literate.
@sitdowntwice
@sitdowntwice 10 месяцев назад
​@@JimboPb05 tis tuff werk pal, no craic hai
@WretchedIcon
@WretchedIcon 10 месяцев назад
His story serves as an important reminder: if you're going to do anything in life, do it good, or spectacularly bad. The mediocre are what get lost to time.
@JTA1961
@JTA1961 10 месяцев назад
Athefumen ✅ ✅ ✅
@rubberneckinc.8937
@rubberneckinc.8937 10 месяцев назад
Well said
@pyro-millie5533
@pyro-millie5533 10 месяцев назад
Yesssss
@liverpool0690
@liverpool0690 10 месяцев назад
The island boiz live by this
@agranero6
@agranero6 3 месяца назад
You are right, how many bad poets have a Wikipedia article? His stubbornness paid the price for immortality.
@aprilflynn
@aprilflynn 10 месяцев назад
As a fellow shitty poet, I find this very inspiring. Here was a man who clearly felt a calling, and he didn't let any mere lack of talent get in the way of that.
@SomePeopleCallMeWulfman
@SomePeopleCallMeWulfman 3 месяца назад
Ditto. I'd never have the guts to perform in public. Let alone a circus.
@graham2088
@graham2088 2 месяца назад
Shitty one myself, I don't think it's too bad tbh haha
@jackelewish1568
@jackelewish1568 Месяц назад
I'm a shifty poet/song writer as well and I genuinely dont care if I'm good or not. I do it as a form of self expression and self discipline. No matter how bad I am I know for certain I'm getting better year and year and I'll never stop. It's many times I want to give up but I simply will not. End of story.
@peregrinecovington4138
@peregrinecovington4138 Месяц назад
He was born rich
@aprilflynn
@aprilflynn Месяц назад
@@peregrinecovington4138 Nah, his father was a weaver. He was a plebe.
@Fort976
@Fort976 10 месяцев назад
And yet, the irony is that I'm sure there were many actual good poets at the time who are totally forgotten now, while this dude is still remembered
@draglorr5578
@draglorr5578 7 месяцев назад
Being hilariously spectacularly bad must have just cemented him in people's minds I guess Being so very bad really helped him out in the end, because he still end up being remembered.
@beaneater6923
@beaneater6923 4 месяца назад
the measure of good to bad is not a line. there are no endpoints. it is a circle, and he has gone a full rotation
@dthvlly
@dthvlly 4 месяца назад
​@@draglorr5578no shit
@quintrankid8045
@quintrankid8045 3 месяца назад
It's like he's the Ed Wood of poetry.
@aaronmerrill4730
@aaronmerrill4730 3 месяца назад
Honestly I think about stuff like this often. Tho usually in a little more of a general sense. Like how many people out there have been absolute geniuses in one area or another, but no one ever knew? Because they remained obscure, just never fell into favor, or maybe they got derailed somehow, never managed to get their stuff out there in the first place. Maybe they were genius but more than half insane at the same time, so all their genius got funneled into a journal, or kept in some personal collection that would either disappear or get buried when they die? I can only imagine there have been at least a couple unpublished Einsteins, and maybe a handful more who could've become an Einstein if it weren't for x, or y, or z happening in their lives...
@pennyforyourthots
@pennyforyourthots 10 месяцев назад
Honestly, his poetry is kind of genuinely impressive in the sense that it's somehow terrible, but not boring. It almost reads like Star wars dialogue, where it's simultaneously too literal but also way too theatrical at the same time.
@Qxir
@Qxir 10 месяцев назад
Boring is way worse than entertainingly bad!
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 10 месяцев назад
Well, as Harrison Ford has often been heard to say of George Lucas' scripts; you can write this shit, George, but I sure can't say it! Hence him rewriting many of his own lines... (the "I know" in Empire was definitely his, but it wasn't off the cuff. He told Lucas that Han wasn't going to say the mushy tripe - my description - and would just say that. Fortunately, Lucas agreed and an icon was truly born!)
@jochenstacker7448
@jochenstacker7448 10 месяцев назад
​@@y_fam_goeglydI have heard that the dialogue in the prequels (I don't like sand, anyone?) was due to the fact that there was no one to hold Lukas in check like Ford.
@ytcensorhack1876
@ytcensorhack1876 10 месяцев назад
Its almost vogon
@hughzehzelleise7166
@hughzehzelleise7166 10 месяцев назад
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
@shmackydoodRon
@shmackydoodRon 10 месяцев назад
We talked about him in college when the question arose as to whether poetry could be objectively good or bad.
@serioushex3893
@serioushex3893 10 месяцев назад
normally i'd say no. It's all subjective. what's beautiful to one person could be terrible to someone else. This guy though...these are pretty objectively terrible. its like poetry written by a reasonably smart....1st grader.
@efdbjon2114
@efdbjon2114 10 месяцев назад
@@serioushex3893 the fact this video exists is good proof that he couldnt have been objectively bad
@jlopez4889
@jlopez4889 10 месяцев назад
@@serioushex3893 I think there should be a word different from subjective and objective. Like I could enjoy a certain song but recognize that it isn't that good. Or I could dislike a song but recognize the talent behind it.
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 10 месяцев назад
Personally, my answer has always been "yes". And I've majored in English language and literature twice... (alongside other majors. It makes sense if you see the difference in the courses.)
@Sxcheschka
@Sxcheschka 10 месяцев назад
​@@jlopez4889Unironically good and ironically good.
@JWQweqOPDH
@JWQweqOPDH 10 месяцев назад
As an engineering student (with high functioning autism) who hates language arts classes, his poems sound like something I'd proudly turn in for an assignment.
@kwastek
@kwastek 10 месяцев назад
This!
@666mrdoctor
@666mrdoctor 10 месяцев назад
Do it as a funny introduction!
@Deadhousep1ants
@Deadhousep1ants 10 месяцев назад
As a creative writing student, it sounds like the shit I turn in after forgetting about an assignment & having to write it last minute
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 10 месяцев назад
As someone who loves literature, *same*
@ct92404
@ct92404 9 месяцев назад
Of course...apparently *everyone* born after 1990 has "high functioning autism" now.
@JMUDoc
@JMUDoc 6 месяцев назад
"Which meter did McGonagall use?" "No."
@jessehammer123
@jessehammer123 2 месяца назад
All of them. At once.
@oscaranderson5719
@oscaranderson5719 Месяц назад
my favorite part was when the poem lurched like a drunk on a highway
@KasumiRINA
@KasumiRINA Месяц назад
Imperial. His meter is like using the imperial system, nothing makes sense or easily converts to each other. Hence, instead of meter, he had an imperial.
@leoribic1691
@leoribic1691 Месяц назад
My favorite thing about his poems is that he uses words like "Silv'ry," "fill'd," "o'er," and "T'was" even though there is no meter to warrant the need. He literally just thought: "Oh, all the good poets use words like that, so if I shove them in a poem, that'll make it good!1!1!1!" That and he assumed a good poem only had to have the words at the ends of line rhyme, but still didn't anticipate that he needed to do more than use the same words and rhymes over and over again in one poem (looking at you, Tay Bridge Disaster)
@PurpleAmharicCoffee
@PurpleAmharicCoffee 25 дней назад
The millimeter, the centimeter, and the parking meter.
@jadegecko
@jadegecko 10 месяцев назад
A lot of my enjoyment comes from the fact that he seems to feel the need to shoehorn technical details into the poem "A bridge collapsed and it was very sad. Many lives were lost. Anyway, let me explain how buttresses would've helped the structure"
@derdomino828
@derdomino828 10 месяцев назад
Yes, exactly. To me, the first poem sounds Like an "I told you so" from an architect or engineer.
@oatmeal3013
@oatmeal3013 10 месяцев назад
i almost feel like that's what can tip us off as evidence to him having autism. it's a trait i and many others share, with wanting to be overtly technical in specific aspects.
@WinterGamesYT
@WinterGamesYT 10 месяцев назад
@@oatmeal3013 i mean it does seem like something an autistic person would say
@JustWowNick
@JustWowNick 5 месяцев назад
It’s like patronizing someone by saying “See, the point of the joke is…” but trying to be somber and serious.
@bawsack69
@bawsack69 4 месяца назад
Gay archers!!!! Lol.
@JamesFromTexas
@JamesFromTexas 10 месяцев назад
"He who laughs at himself never loses anything to laugh at," may have been what he was going for. I really hope he just leaned into his silliness and lived a happy life.
@pyro-millie5533
@pyro-millie5533 10 месяцев назад
Same here.
@jonslg240
@jonslg240 10 месяцев назад
He thought he was good, he realized people thought he was awful.. so he kept doing what others thought were awful, kept saying he was the best, and kept criticizing his critics.. He needs to run for president because that's been what all the presidents have done for the past 30 years or more. lol
@machematix
@machematix Месяц назад
The favourite poem I've ever written is a long winded fart joke.
@danielx555
@danielx555 4 месяца назад
He is one of the most important writers in human history. Once, I sat in a library in Scotland and read one of his books and laughed and laughed and laughed. His style is so consistent. Most of us could predict what his next line will be. Even when he makes those weird lurches into "we'll die less when we build our houses good" it's not even surprising because you get used to him just being obtuse.
@Conqueringrule
@Conqueringrule 6 месяцев назад
I was really hoping this video was going to be about Zhang Zongchang, but those were pretty entertaining too. He was a Chinese Warlord who wrote completely awful poetry (or was potentially framed by his rival warlord with fake poetry, which I think would be just as good). My favorite poem of his is this: "Tour Taishan" From a distance, Taishan is dark, with thinner heads and thicker heads. If you turn Mount Tai upside down, the lower head is thinner and the upper head is thicker. That described his thoughts upon seeing the mountain Taishan, where he came to the epiphany that if the mountain was upside down then the bottom of the mountain would be thicker than the top. Truly inspiring stuff
@quintrankid8045
@quintrankid8045 3 месяца назад
And yet he never contemplated turning the mountain on its side?
@Zodroo_Tint
@Zodroo_Tint Месяц назад
I'm not a mountain expert and this is youtube so you probably only listen to me in every mountain related question if I'm a mountain expert but let me say as a laic I think Mr. Zhang was perfectly right. If we would turn the mountain upside down the bottom of the mountain would be thicker than the top, at least theoretically until we can prove it in a lab experiment.
@Zodroo_Tint
@Zodroo_Tint Месяц назад
@@quintrankid8045 That is just sounds like craziness. I'm not supporting it at all.
@WeirdWonderful
@WeirdWonderful Месяц назад
I mean he wasn't wrong 😂
@StudioUAC
@StudioUAC 10 месяцев назад
I love his tenacity! He didn't care what others thought of his work. He kept doing what he loved, despite the criticism!
@Qxir
@Qxir 10 месяцев назад
At the end of the day, that's what it's all about!
@bruk5827
@bruk5827 10 месяцев назад
​@@QxirI mean, it made him famous
@KaiserDragun
@KaiserDragun 10 месяцев назад
No
@Inexpressable
@Inexpressable 10 месяцев назад
@@KaiserDragun do better than writing just 'no'. comments like that are so annoying
@christiangibson1867
@christiangibson1867 10 месяцев назад
​@@InexpressableYes
@compatriot852
@compatriot852 10 месяцев назад
If you can't be the best, there's always the option to be the worst and I commend that.
@pyro-millie5533
@pyro-millie5533 10 месяцев назад
Character corruption arc for the win?
@TheGrinningViking
@TheGrinningViking 10 месяцев назад
If only more people thought like you, I'd be a world renowned lover and gardener 😅
@JohnSmith-ef2rn
@JohnSmith-ef2rn 10 месяцев назад
An Irishman did, once upon a time Took to using verses and rhyme Those with ears took it to be a crime And he was left without a dime
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 10 месяцев назад
3:00 honestly if this is the poem someone wrote about the tragic accident I died in, I would love it a lot more than a sincere poem. None of that “woe are the victims” sentimental nonsense. Gets straight to the point, talks about the root cause of accident, and presents it in a way that is both memorable and humorous
@AlFredo-sx2yy
@AlFredo-sx2yy 9 месяцев назад
Exactly. As others have already pointed out, his poetry sounds more like an "I told you so" snarky remark. People made fun of him, but he was still right.
@Saltience
@Saltience 10 месяцев назад
McGonagoll’s poetry may be no good Surface level observations, nothing under the hood. Target practice for all those in town His rhymes gave him money, but not much renown But while his works may have been a miss He lived a good life, ignorance is bliss. thank you for reading my mcgonagall level poetry
@lorindawoerner4452
@lorindawoerner4452 10 месяцев назад
Clever
@Pseudonyymi568
@Pseudonyymi568 10 месяцев назад
To call him terrible, I refuse! For many souls did he amuse Least there is a rhyme, no surprise He was a troll, I surmise To read in theaters, is no joke In rotten vegetables, he could choke! Were he born with what we have today He could be a rapper, I dare say William McGonagall, I raise my hat! And with these words, let's leave it at that
@obsidian573
@obsidian573 10 месяцев назад
​@@Pseudonyymi568beautiful
@bubblehead9548
@bubblehead9548 9 месяцев назад
fuckin', like, yours is actually better? Like you have a meter in there and you don't repeat your rhymes
@lolzmanxd3368
@lolzmanxd3368 7 месяцев назад
There was a man named McGonagoll His poems were viewed as abominable, But in his own mind One would easily find His spirit was simply indomitable
@benb9151
@benb9151 10 месяцев назад
It's like he was counting syllables and remembered he had to rhyme with something, so he thought of a word eventually and was like "well that's halfway right, on to the next line."
@Qxir
@Qxir 10 месяцев назад
I'm not so sure he was counting syllables 😂
@imjustjk
@imjustjk День назад
Maybe his counting skills were on par with his poetic talent
@ratto9508
@ratto9508 10 месяцев назад
As the poems continue, I find myself saying "NO PLEASE STOP" out loud. It just GOES ON AND ON.
@Donyourmom
@Donyourmom 6 месяцев назад
It sounds like something Chris Chan would scribbled down. I cried out of laughter.
@WeirdWonderful
@WeirdWonderful Месяц назад
I find your lack of taste saddening. Surely one cannot but love a man who upon hearing about a railway disaster goes on to rhythmically berate the structural integrity of the bridge in question 😂
@WeirdWonderful
@WeirdWonderful Месяц назад
​@@DonyourmomI mean even bad poetry still requires the ability to rhyme. Chris Chan thinks he owns a mashup of two copyrighted characters and his idea of a song cover is to bleat his words over copyrighted music playing in the background
@Zholat
@Zholat 4 месяца назад
I really enjoy his use of "killed dead"
@522op41
@522op41 Месяц назад
You wanna specify
@KendlickLama
@KendlickLama 10 месяцев назад
I had to interpret the poem about the train-bridge disaster in school… I remember everyone thought it was odd, my teacher must have been trolling or lost a bet but nobody dared to question it
@stevem.o.1185
@stevem.o.1185 10 месяцев назад
To paraphrase Alan Moore (writer of Watchmen, V for Vendetta, etc.): "There is nothing more inspirational than bad art. Great art can move you to tears, but only bad art can move you off your ass and say, 'well, even I could fucking do that.'"
@worldcomicsreview354
@worldcomicsreview354 10 месяцев назад
​@@stevem.o.1185Viz was started because they made a cartoon for a punk fanzine, and the rest of the zine was so crap they thought they ought to just make the whole thIng themselves.
@jonhelmer8591
@jonhelmer8591 9 месяцев назад
@@stevem.o.1185 Thanks for that!
@aidanfarnan4683
@aidanfarnan4683 10 месяцев назад
To be fair, Qxir, your line delivery makes these poems pretty f*cking awsome in how funny they are.
@JTA1961
@JTA1961 10 месяцев назад
Well said
@electrogestapo
@electrogestapo 10 месяцев назад
He must have been a bard or some other medieval entertainer in a previous life.
@voiceofraisin3778
@voiceofraisin3778 10 месяцев назад
@@electrogestapo No, the Landlord definitely said barred!
@stueyphone
@stueyphone 10 месяцев назад
If he managed one thing in his life, is that he left a legacy. We are still here in the present talking about this man and his work. TRULY, remarkable.
@irresistablejewel
@irresistablejewel 3 месяца назад
Another legacy: it's in celebration of his birthday, the "McGonagall dinner"... served backwards... with poetry. Like, "On that hill there stood a cow; it's not there now; must've shifted".
@kevinboros7427
@kevinboros7427 10 месяцев назад
Worst poet ever? These are the most entertaining pieces of literature I've ever laid my eyes upon!
@MNNski
@MNNski 10 месяцев назад
The most amazing thing about McGonagall is that he was good enough of a poet to be remembered as the worst poet in history.
@KP-fy5bf
@KP-fy5bf 10 месяцев назад
Exactly
@johndoef5962
@johndoef5962 10 месяцев назад
BUT, you've heard of me.
@NearlyH3adlessNick
@NearlyH3adlessNick 10 месяцев назад
The best poet in history changes over time, but his title? That's one that sticks.
@jonhelmer8591
@jonhelmer8591 9 месяцев назад
Thank you, now I don't have to bother with a comment.
@jesusojeda7850
@jesusojeda7850 10 месяцев назад
He realized not only fame but infamy was a valid source of income. Today he would be a youtuber, no doubt.
@derekeastman7771
@derekeastman7771 10 месяцев назад
More like a Kardashian, probably.
@BlueWingedRino
@BlueWingedRino 9 месяцев назад
@@derekeastman7771 I think more like a King Cobra JFS
@Leofwine
@Leofwine 9 месяцев назад
He died in 1902, so he could have gone and recited his poetry on Edison phonograph wax cylinders.
@ferretyluv
@ferretyluv 5 месяцев назад
Nah, he’d be a TikToker.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 месяца назад
He totally would have been a RU-vidr. He's practically history's first Lol-Cow. Like he's the Boogie2988 of 1800s Scotland. But I love him. McGonagall is a historical figure that I can't help but love, despite the fact his poetry is somehow worse than mine is.
@MalcolmCooks
@MalcolmCooks 10 месяцев назад
I live in the Tayside area of Scotland, and McGonagall is still a bit of a local legend. There's a pub near me called the Silv'ry Tay in reference to his poems
@quintrankid8045
@quintrankid8045 3 месяца назад
Do people there drink to abstinence?
@sunstripe85
@sunstripe85 8 месяцев назад
When i started this video i had some doubts about whether poetry or any art could be "objectively" the worst, because art is so subjective. I wondered if that was maybe slightly clickbait. Then you recited the first poem and i was flabbergasted. Turns out indeed it IS possible. Your recitations were gold, especially the very last one with the voices 😂
@MichaelTurner856
@MichaelTurner856 Месяц назад
Art is subjective but there can be standards. I genuinely believe he could've gotten better if he actually studied to understand and improve his technique but he seemed complacent in his skill level and didn't. Good for him though art is beautiful
@0Onyx13
@0Onyx13 10 месяцев назад
I mean, he did manage to bring awareness to domestic violence induced by alcohol all the way back then, but reciting poetry anti-drinking in SCOTLAND... in SCOTTISH PUBS... might as well go to a brothel and read out the bible parts about lust lmao
@alexmcvey1609
@alexmcvey1609 10 месяцев назад
Surprised he wasn't malkied tbh 😂
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 10 месяцев назад
Prohibitonists are very old and had much the same complaints that we have today. Made men waste money, beat their wives, and ignore their children. It was just generally women who were the prohibitionists because they were the victims of these ills
@notoriousgoblin83
@notoriousgoblin83 10 месяцев назад
I think the brothel would be safer, they might be into that
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 10 месяцев назад
@@notoriousgoblin83 prostitutes would definitely have a better sense of humor than alcoholics
@notoriousgoblin83
@notoriousgoblin83 10 месяцев назад
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 depends on the alcoholic
@collinmclaren6608
@collinmclaren6608 10 месяцев назад
Hearing his poems, his work almost sounds like something you'd read in a modern children's book.
@asparagusoffice
@asparagusoffice 4 месяца назад
dr seuss ripped off my boy
@oatman3526
@oatman3526 10 месяцев назад
If you go to the new Tay rail bridge in Dundee you can find his poem “The Silvery Tay” written into the ground around the arches.
@ninjalectualx
@ninjalectualx 2 месяца назад
Hahhaahhaha why though
@jamesshipley9164
@jamesshipley9164 10 месяцев назад
Reminds me of Dr Seuss without the self awareness or intentional silliness. This is gold.
@alexanderdesmouceaux4395
@alexanderdesmouceaux4395 10 месяцев назад
Something in his poetry could be turn in to children's books
@jhoughjr1
@jhoughjr1 10 месяцев назад
Yeah I kinda liked it
@fallacy08_shrine
@fallacy08_shrine 10 месяцев назад
"And the wind it blew with all its might" has mad The Big Bad Wolf vibes
@ScottLovenberg
@ScottLovenberg 10 месяцев назад
Well, he's not going to use any words that require a service syllable, so there's no fear of the technical prowess of his pen game to be challenging to those who have achieved a service grade level or reading, comprehension and history, so I it could be considered "fun reading" if not for the fact that it might create a youth populace that everyone just wanted to slap every time they talk. Could have been a list generation if he became their Dr. Seuss.
@TheCheffer76
@TheCheffer76 10 месяцев назад
Absolutely it has the cadence of children’s rhymes. He missed his calling.
@mousermind
@mousermind 10 месяцев назад
*turned into
@cosmodoge6565
@cosmodoge6565 10 месяцев назад
As soon as I saw the title, I knew who it was, because my mom is always quoting this; ‘On yonder hill, there stood a cow. It’s not there now. It musta shif’ted.’ (His best poem, in my opinion)
@rtyuik7
@rtyuik7 4 месяца назад
id agree that its one of his best, purely on how Short it is :-P
@Chipswitch22
@Chipswitch22 4 месяца назад
​@@rtyuik7it's also true-to-life. Cows do shift
@quintrankid8045
@quintrankid8045 3 месяца назад
Where did the cow go?
@Gabu_
@Gabu_ Месяц назад
That's actual literary genius, intended or not. A true observation of the mundane in a world of fantasy and grandiose prose.
@gownerjones
@gownerjones 8 месяцев назад
This video showed me how little I understand about poetry because I thought his poems weren't bad at all lol
@MatthewBester
@MatthewBester 10 месяцев назад
Your channel is so wild. Came for last moments, stayed for this crazy stuff.
@aaronbasham6554
@aaronbasham6554 10 месяцев назад
You can't convince me that the last poem is one of the most brilliant pieces of antihumor ever divised in human history
@jeremylindsey94
@jeremylindsey94 10 месяцев назад
He's of the same humorous cloth of poet Ogden Nash, with a touch of Shel Silversteen.
@mrosskne
@mrosskne 10 месяцев назад
You're right, I can't convince you of that, because it isn't true. Next time try proofreading your comment so it actually says what you think it does.
@mythirduniquehandle
@mythirduniquehandle 9 месяцев назад
It's a poetry video so, it's spelled devised. I had to.
@leonardonetagamer
@leonardonetagamer 3 месяца назад
​@@mrossknebro broke his funny bone
@acrothdragon
@acrothdragon 10 месяцев назад
You’ve have say even after 120 years he’s still remembered and even taught in college and literature schools this day of what not to do. That might not be what he was struggling for but it’s better than what others who was better and more successful would of been less remembered.
@mrosskne
@mrosskne 10 месяцев назад
Would have.
@phil.7064
@phil.7064 10 месяцев назад
So glad you included the scene from 'the room'
@stonecoldet8101
@stonecoldet8101 10 месяцев назад
I mean I can’t even hate, dude wrote better poetry than I ever could 🤷‍♂️💯
@spell-bloom
@spell-bloom 10 месяцев назад
"Then King Edward ordered his horsemen to charge Thirty-thousand in number, it was very large" Pack it up Shakespeare, we got a new poet on our hands
@A_Ducky
@A_Ducky 10 месяцев назад
"Kill them dead" Turd part got me laughing out loud.
@raskolnikov7049
@raskolnikov7049 3 месяца назад
Credit where credit is due, that was a pretty fire line
@mollysministuff
@mollysministuff 3 месяца назад
The amount of times he said variations of "killed dead"
@3st3st77
@3st3st77 2 месяца назад
The best part about that poem was how he started off by saying that the Scottish army was very small with only 30,000 men but the English army on the other hand was very large with 30,000 men.
@WeirdWonderful
@WeirdWonderful Месяц назад
​​@@3st3st77Proofreading is for the unlyrical masses
@kritten264
@kritten264 10 месяцев назад
it's like that meme of making bangers at 3AM and later realising how bad they are when you're awake but this guy was never awake
@DeeSchnutzinger-Mauph
@DeeSchnutzinger-Mauph 10 месяцев назад
Fym he was *always* awake
@tobywonkinoby8916
@tobywonkinoby8916 10 месяцев назад
“You’re tearing me apart Lisa!” Such a classic. Same with “Oh, hi Mark”. 😂
@asemic
@asemic 10 месяцев назад
i've watched every video so far, hyped to see the channel getting near 1m subs!
@btarg1
@btarg1 10 месяцев назад
Even after seeing the title I didn't expect for the poem about the bridge to be *THAT* bad
@thetimelapseguy8
@thetimelapseguy8 10 месяцев назад
"Had they been supported on each side by buttresses" was a good line
@baseddoggie
@baseddoggie 4 месяца назад
@@thetimelapseguy8 heh heh. butts
@mepoindexter
@mepoindexter 10 месяцев назад
I've been waiting for someone to give this guy the credit he deserves. Kudos Qxir!
@hamishfox
@hamishfox 4 месяца назад
Honestly he's not as bad as Rupi Kaur.
@Road_Rash
@Road_Rash 3 месяца назад
The fact that people are still reading & discussing his poetry to this day, should make him one of the greatest poets ever...he was remembered...
@thatsexyganon5648
@thatsexyganon5648 10 месяцев назад
This guy sounds like the perfect candidate for Epic Rap Battles of History.
@theguywhoasked3340
@theguywhoasked3340 10 месяцев назад
tbh he has better rhymes than some rappers today
@andreaseverin1346
@andreaseverin1346 10 месяцев назад
"I can make orange rhyme with banana, Bornana" Masterpiece of a bar by recent Eminem
@mousermind
@mousermind 10 месяцев назад
@@andreaseverin1346 It's called humor. He's historically rhymed quite a few words with orange: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lPcR5RVXHMg.htmlsi=LDmqQ-jWXmby_eXO
@mousermind
@mousermind 10 месяцев назад
Most rappers, and nearly all modern "poets". 🤢
@genderfluids6448
@genderfluids6448 10 месяцев назад
@@mousermind yeah people saying he's bad haven't read some modern poets. Too bad he's born too early
@absinthephrenz
@absinthephrenz 10 месяцев назад
which Modern Poets write such doggerel?@@mousermind
@RX-12
@RX-12 7 месяцев назад
He told me at once what was ailing me, He said I had been writing too much poetry, And from writing poetry I would have to refrain, Because I was suffering from inflammation of the brain.
@shep.33
@shep.33 10 месяцев назад
I'm from near Dundee, and I vividly remember studying the Tay Bridge Disaster poem when I was in Primary School. I'm fairly sure it was taught to us sincerely as an example of poetry about tragedy, rather than 'how not to write poetry' though. In hindsight it might explain why I hated poetry at school, if that was the standard we were subjected to.
@kittymervine6115
@kittymervine6115 10 месяцев назад
can you please offer a recording of your reading of these poems?? Because your accent and inability to keep from laughing, just adds to the wonder and glory of these poems!
@dekumarademosater2762
@dekumarademosater2762 10 месяцев назад
YEAH! ASMR, FOR BONUS PTS
@relwalretep
@relwalretep 10 месяцев назад
I very rarely disagree with you Qxir, but this bloke is the greatest poet ever - he'll never be forgotten. This is what makes great art.
@Qxir
@Qxir 10 месяцев назад
Entertaining will always be better than boring, good or bad
@toomanymarys7355
@toomanymarys7355 10 месяцев назад
Then great humanitarians kill lots of people.
@neilreynolds3858
@neilreynolds3858 3 месяца назад
As a room mate of mine used to say, bad taste is timeless.
@cybernetic_crocodile8462
@cybernetic_crocodile8462 3 месяца назад
>Barges into tavern >Reads his mediocre poetry >Gets laughed at by people >Ignores it and believes himself as good poet >Refuses to elaborate and aknowledge the haters >Leaves to continue living in blissful ignorance What a chad he was...
@theoldcavalier7451
@theoldcavalier7451 3 месяца назад
Ultimate sigma male
@kayEnt3rtainm3nt
@kayEnt3rtainm3nt Месяц назад
The epitome of: "and then everybody clapped".
@reddvids
@reddvids 10 месяцев назад
Never thought it possible to get second-hand embarrassment from a poem until now lol
@fandyus4125
@fandyus4125 10 месяцев назад
That's odd. I get second hand embarrassment from contemporary poetry, but not this.
@MusketeerTigershark1822
@MusketeerTigershark1822 10 месяцев назад
Yooo a furry!!!!!
@mkjirak
@mkjirak 10 месяцев назад
I wrote intentionally bad poetry like this in high school to amuse my friends. Two I recall was an ode to a spilled Mountain Dew and a villanelle categorizing all the crap I had in my locker. But at least I was in on the joke and had a better sense of meter than this guy. Poor chap, at least he tried.
@BlisaBLisa
@BlisaBLisa 10 месяцев назад
i honestly hope he never found out that people were just laughing at him. i hope he remained in blissful ignorance doing what he loved and believing that people liked it. his poems are bad but i very much admire this kind of sincerity in people
@themulletteer6839
@themulletteer6839 10 месяцев назад
Both the worst poet and Macbeth? That's an accomplishment. All of this knowledge and a Tommy Wiseau refrence? You spoil us Qxir. Awesome as always friend.
@rosykindbunny1313
@rosykindbunny1313 5 месяцев назад
Honestly, I gotta hand it to him. What he did was extremely in character to Macbeth. I'd argue he has the most accurate depiction.
@seriouslee4119
@seriouslee4119 2 месяца назад
Shit, this video hits home, this is what scares me more than anything. Like, I've always realised that I'm probably less than average in every way conceivable, but the only thing that's kept me from trying to make a name of myself is the fear that I'll do my best and not realise that everyone is laughing at me. So I've long since held the position that I'd rather be below average in secret (and in poverty), rather than trying to strike out and have everyone laugh at me without (or with, I guess) me realising.
@akadjadikt
@akadjadikt 10 месяцев назад
Your poetry reading skills are top notch!! You made the poem of the silvery tay actually sound good👏🏻
@LLlAMnYP
@LLlAMnYP 10 месяцев назад
Qxir's poem that incites us to subscribe Has a much more agreeable vibe It tries to rival McGonagall's badness But instead underscores the poet's sadness
@lorindawoerner4452
@lorindawoerner4452 10 месяцев назад
Pretty good poem
@PhoenixO8
@PhoenixO8 10 месяцев назад
Wait a minute... Did you just 😮
@LLlAMnYP
@LLlAMnYP 10 месяцев назад
@@lorindawoerner4452 just goes to show that McGonagall was so bad, he was actually good 😁
@Charlie-js8rj
@Charlie-js8rj 10 месяцев назад
Honestly, judging by the entertainment value these poems bring, they're pretty damn good. Talent is talent, even if it's a talent for making people laugh and want to throw stuff at you
@Natogoon
@Natogoon 10 месяцев назад
It might be me, but this is what all poetry sounds like to me. Stories told in fancy and rhyming words that might just as well have been told with normal words.
@ATBZ
@ATBZ 9 месяцев назад
Poetry is just spicy writing
@ююю-ч9д
@ююю-ч9д 3 месяца назад
Agreed. I love reading but I hate poetry.
@rae-everything
@rae-everything Месяц назад
Fancy?
@GenericInternetter
@GenericInternetter 2 месяца назад
Your sketch artist is amazing.
@beasee379
@beasee379 10 месяцев назад
You're telling me his popularity was entirely based in irony, all while he was completely oblivious that he was being mocked? Oh, hes just the original Chris-chan
@seannguyen7586
@seannguyen7586 10 месяцев назад
He truly is the Tommy Wiseau of English poetry
@andrewweitzman4006
@andrewweitzman4006 10 месяцев назад
Florence Foster Jenkins, too.
@goatscream8345
@goatscream8345 10 месяцев назад
THOU ART TEARING ME TO BITS VICTORIA
@cryamistellimek9184
@cryamistellimek9184 10 месяцев назад
Less of a raging narcissistic asshole than Tommy Wiseau.
@itsv1p3r
@itsv1p3r 10 месяцев назад
If anyone ever clowns me hundreds of years after my death im pulling some poltergeist shit
@zippersocks
@zippersocks 10 месяцев назад
The intermittent giggles got me.
@adilsongoliveira
@adilsongoliveira 10 месяцев назад
I really loved this guy, he invented the unintentional stand-up comedy. He is the Ed Wood of poetry! 😁
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 10 месяцев назад
WE NEED MORE POEMS WITH BUTTRESSES!!!!
@jhondelvirtudazo3672
@jhondelvirtudazo3672 10 месяцев назад
you're so close on getting 1M subs Congrats man!
@juliankohler5086
@juliankohler5086 7 месяцев назад
OMG, you should recite more of his poetry! Do it live, man! And you can't laugh while reciting, not even smile. You can laugh in between poems but not during. And you're not allowed to practice. I don't watch livestreams but I would for sure make this the exception!
@Ari-ez1vj
@Ari-ez1vj 10 месяцев назад
I'm glad he never stopped doing what he loved... even if it was terrible.
@manuelillanes1635
@manuelillanes1635 10 месяцев назад
neither did hitl3r
@georgethakur
@georgethakur 10 месяцев назад
​@@manuelillanes1635Well, he did stop. The Austrian Painter loved painting, and that's not what he did for the rest of his life once he got rejected from art school. Unless you count painting maps.
@j.graham8068
@j.graham8068 10 месяцев назад
Your reading of these poems filled my heart with glee Such subtle inflective brought a slap to my knee Ne'er had I heard of this grand poet before Can hardly believe I the queen would show him the door! So much has my day been lightened by his lingual pranks I must say to you thanks
@A_Ducky
@A_Ducky 10 месяцев назад
👏
@nicofolkersma2535
@nicofolkersma2535 10 месяцев назад
Fantastic. I've never o much poetry in my life that I actually enjoyed. You should make an audio book of McGonnagals poetry.
@pradiptaswain1866
@pradiptaswain1866 10 месяцев назад
"McGonagall's only understanding of poetry was his belief that it needed to rhyme' WE JUST FOUND THE FIRST RAPPER IN HISTORY!!
@hellenohello6604
@hellenohello6604 10 месяцев назад
Omg i said the SAME!
@futuristica1710
@futuristica1710 3 месяца назад
Ok, you don’t get hip hop. At. All. 😂
@frank_calvert
@frank_calvert 3 месяца назад
this made me realise "oh. hes literally just me."
@rae-everything
@rae-everything Месяц назад
Most informed hip hop hater.
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 10 месяцев назад
"which sometimes resulted in him being pelted with stones or vegetables." -He says after illustrating him being pelted with a tomato, which is neither
@RobKaiser_SQuest
@RobKaiser_SQuest 10 месяцев назад
Man don't start this
@Qxir
@Qxir 10 месяцев назад
When the viewers finally start questioning the accuracy of drawings in which characters often appear with no arms 🧐
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 10 месяцев назад
@@Qxir I don't see the problem here, the characters suffered a flesh wound.
@connorharrison3352
@connorharrison3352 10 месяцев назад
My grandfather loved his poetry. Thought they were the funniest things he'd ever read.
@rebel6301
@rebel6301 4 месяца назад
the second you mentioned the possibility of him having been on the 'tism spectrum i blurted "HE JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL!!!"
@kitsunekun2345
@kitsunekun2345 10 месяцев назад
They can say he did not write well, but they can never say he did not write. Good for him.
@colinwatt9387
@colinwatt9387 10 месяцев назад
This must be the closest we can come to experiencing real Vogon poetry.
@SmartGuy202
@SmartGuy202 10 месяцев назад
Let's not forget about Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
@StuffandThings_
@StuffandThings_ 10 месяцев назад
That was my first thought too, this guy must've secretly been a Vogon tasked with surveying Earth
@rosykindbunny1313
@rosykindbunny1313 5 месяцев назад
This man was a Vogon disguised as a human
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 6 месяцев назад
This reminds me of that opera singer was was terrible, but she was completely oblivious. She even rented out Carnegie Hall for a concert that sold out cuz everyone thought it was so funny.
@mattbonner12
@mattbonner12 10 месяцев назад
This disjointed meter and subject matter are hilarious. Like the anti-alcohol poem has a very upbeat rhythm compared to its dark topics lol
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 10 месяцев назад
I can confidently say he is not the worst poet in history. I am. It's me.
@maticz3923
@maticz3923 10 месяцев назад
not in history you have to die first
@thurapy684
@thurapy684 10 месяцев назад
So real
@A_Ducky
@A_Ducky 10 месяцев назад
Dear Johnny, get away from Dundee! - a poem by me. If you don't like it, wait 120yrs then write about me 🤷
@danevertt3210
@danevertt3210 10 месяцев назад
You rhymed ‘me’ with ‘me’
@aliquotidian
@aliquotidian 10 месяцев назад
Still a rhyme
@younglaze5402
@younglaze5402 10 месяцев назад
this dude would make some fire story telling rap
@rosykindbunny1313
@rosykindbunny1313 5 месяцев назад
After hearing this guy's poems, I'm starting to emphasize with the part in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy when Arthur and Ford were tortured with Vogon poetry. Also, as a Shakespeare buff who has been in a production of Macbeth, I find his portrayal hilariously in-character.
@OnionJumoke
@OnionJumoke 10 месяцев назад
finally, a long episode!
@Mlo-tn9yr
@Mlo-tn9yr 10 месяцев назад
He's genuinely my favourite poet. It doesn't try to be anything clever or whitty. It's genuinely funny then again I had to study Carole ann Duffy in school and she genuinely put me off onions for a while so the bar is low
@rwsd343
@rwsd343 10 месяцев назад
Man that Carole stuff was an absolute chore to do in school, having to analyse every little word that was written across 5-6 poems she wrote. Never again.
@Mlo-tn9yr
@Mlo-tn9yr 10 месяцев назад
@@rwsd343 so bad isn't it? I could never take it seriously especially "I give you an onion" I'm Scottish and in class there was always someone putting a Shrek voice on and saying "onions have layers"
@rwsd343
@rwsd343 10 месяцев назад
@@Mlo-tn9yr I wish they would've put some Robert Burns stuff instead like they did in primary school.
@BlaecOleander
@BlaecOleander 10 месяцев назад
Nah, I genuinely love this dude. They were sleeping on him for sure 😂
@elijahjakobsen7898
@elijahjakobsen7898 10 месяцев назад
My guy, stop starting sentences with "nah" unless it holds any relative weight. It's on the same level as "ok, but can we appreciate....?". Other than that, I agree with what you said 😅
@SahiPie
@SahiPie 10 месяцев назад
@@elijahjakobsen7898nah
@TheUkaners
@TheUkaners 10 месяцев назад
@@elijahjakobsen7898found the Redditor
@BlaecOleander
@BlaecOleander 10 месяцев назад
@@elijahjakobsen7898 First and foremost, I am a woman, second, who are you to dictate how I (or any person, for that matter) express myself? Not that I feel the need to defend my use of language to anyone, but the "nah" of which you speak wasn't even superfluous; it was an expression of my disagreement with the assessment of this fellow being "The worst poet in history." Why not leave people to their individuality and enjoy the diversity of expression that this can bring, or conversely maybe just ignore people who express their thoughts in ways that are disagreeable to you... coincidentally, this is the same advice I would have given to anyone disparaging the poet in question, so I find this situation amusing.
@ct92404
@ct92404 9 месяцев назад
​@@elijahjakobsen7898The same as skinny jeans wearing Millennials who say "literally" all the time in that whiney upspeak voice...
@Anon_Spartan
@Anon_Spartan 2 месяца назад
I just heard about this poem due to the recent bridge disaster but they didn't even include the poem. So thank you.
@alex_thecarguy
@alex_thecarguy 5 месяцев назад
The end of every verse is like if you asked an 8 year old "what rhymes with ___?" And wrote down the first word they said.
@Just_Tong
@Just_Tong 10 месяцев назад
He's a poet and he didnt realise it
@ninogaggi
@ninogaggi 10 месяцев назад
Superb 😂😂😂
@aprilflynn
@aprilflynn 10 месяцев назад
ding ding ding
@c3h50n023
@c3h50n023 10 месяцев назад
"Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azagoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelvebook epic entitled My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth." Douglas Adams Although William Topaz McGonagall maybe worse than Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.
@hellenohello6604
@hellenohello6604 10 месяцев назад
Omg i included a Vogon Poem too! An Example of Vogon Poetry Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and stipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries. Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't!
@Br0ns0n
@Br0ns0n 10 месяцев назад
So close to 1M subs. Good on ya lad!
@fruitpigenthusiast120
@fruitpigenthusiast120 10 месяцев назад
The only poor poet is one that is forgotten
@rae-everything
@rae-everything Месяц назад
Nah.
@crazyguy32100
@crazyguy32100 10 месяцев назад
This story actually has a lot of good points. Aside from the tenacity and entertainment (alibeit unintentional) he brought to people the guy decided to change paths and pursue his chosen art, starting at 53. Never too late to start doing what you love.
@derekeastman7771
@derekeastman7771 10 месяцев назад
I don’t think it was unintentional. If people were regularly throwing things at this guy for reading his poems, there is no way he continued to go about and read his poems without accepting in some way that the poems and thrown objects are related.
@ptorq
@ptorq 4 месяца назад
McGonagall was so bad he inspired the name of a job in a literary work. In Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men, the Nac Mac Feegle have battle poets called "gonnagles" whose primary purpose is to recite poetry that's so excruciatingly bad that it demoralizes the enemy.
@corsim5997
@corsim5997 10 месяцев назад
“Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.” ― *Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*
@cr10001
@cr10001 10 месяцев назад
As SmartGuy202 said below, it's Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings. Unless DNA changed the name in some subsequent edition of which I'm not aware.
@bluegum6438
@bluegum6438 4 месяца назад
​@@cr10001it did actually get changed! The woman's name is a real person who was a friend of Douglas Adams, and she was a bit upset about it when the book started getting popular, so it was removed after a certain edition
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 10 месяцев назад
Ok the poem about him forced out of the Circus is just olden days "I did everything right and they indicted me!" I can't be the only one who heard that
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio 10 месяцев назад
I mean to be fair he wasn't doing anything quite sqaure.
@aliquotidian
@aliquotidian 10 месяцев назад
I thought Royal Circus was THE posh address in Auld Reekie, different type of big top and clown altogether....
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 10 месяцев назад
@@aliquotidian 1. 🤣 2. I would make a joke about there being ONLY one posh address in Dundee, but I'll level with you, I'm Australian, and I'm sure it's fine
@aliquotidian
@aliquotidian 10 месяцев назад
@skunkrat01 1. I too am Australian, with several ties to Scotland (including my given name, by chance) 2. Auld Reekie is the name for Edinburgh, from its marvellous atmosphere in days gone by. I think Dundee lies Northwest... or is that Aberdeen? Entire country looks like everything can be reached on foot.
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