The Ten Rules of Being a Genwunner 

Ruffert taylor-webb yes

i think even non genwunners agree with that

Zachary Platt boi you getting triggered over a joke XD

Ruffert taylor-webb yeah

Ruffert taylor-webb LOL

Yes

Yes.

Lazy Craven Yes

Yeah pretty much

Yes! Start saying "ok genwunner" rather than "ok boomer" :D

True

I wish it had the megas

@@SaberSimp69 eeeww the megas are so unoriginal and it ruined the iconic charizard design

@@tyronegaming818 I feel like I can get r/wooooshed if I simply say that ur a genwunner

@@SaberSimp69 I was joking

Yea I know right

Yes but annoying

And lucario

@@dariusdamultiangel I think when he said theres one good pokemon in gen 4 he was talking about Lucario because an arrow pointed at Lucario when he said that

@@Prabs532 auras favourite Pokémon is actually infernape, not Lucaio.

XD

That is just stupid cause Arceus isnt from Gen 1

@@iced-imran1247 "Ben 1" XD

Ok wooper

ImranAnimated r/wooooosh

Still not a ring of keys.

Golbat: Lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele

Ivysuar walks out

Jancy Varghese I guarantee you genwunners would shit on muk if it was a gen 5 pokemon Sorry nostalgia does not make gen 1 Pokemon the best

Crowbat: *exists harder*

yeahhh, but snivy is just cool all around

Ikr

It was suppose to be a joke

Electrode is buffer also has wires?

Electrode is gen 1 so it doesn't count

@@tjgw6906 i mean electavire hups

I have something else planned for April Fools ;)

TheAuraGuardian​ ok, still had that kind of vibe

Looking forward to it

Randy Johnson hello father

Randy Johnson, yes

Me when I heard Rule 8: *looking down at my beer gut* "He says that like it was ever an option in the first place."

You're supposed to never run away from a fight

Ruby Rose Channel#358/2 that is true

I never run from battles because IM SoOoOOooOoO UnDeRleVELeD

Arceus getting his own game and Helix not:

Does anyone even choose the helix fossil?

I do!

@@Otterifcation I don’t

Bidoof got his own day

RULE 11: There's no such thing as a Physical/Special Split. On that note, there's no such thing as Special Defense. RULE 12: Ghost is weak to Psychic, and Psychic is immune to Ghost. Any other ideas are punishable by death. RULE 13: No other Dragon moves before Dragon Rage. RULE 14: Friendship Evolutions are not a thing. No friendship allowed in this game about...the power of Friendship. RULE 15: The story of Pokemon doesn't matter, and any Pokemon game with a compelling story is non-existent.

RULE 16: There is no post game! Once you become champion all you need to do is complete your dex and grind and grind endlessly. None of that extra content nonsense

That’s the joke

Jay A. Regalado not really this was made 4 years ago

This also means no wireless communications, so no GBA wireless adapter or DS local communication.

No you can connect to alternate servers on the 4th/5th generation games to get the online working again

and I just gave this comment its 500th like! You're welcome, Terrapin!

And driftveil city

gen 5 music hits different

@AHMAD RAYYAN BIN ZARFAN NOOR Moe Or actually every fucking town or city theme in this game because they're all amazing. xd

Me:dancing to neo plasma's theme

@@coldore6734 Me: dancing to any of the tracks of this game, because there is like 300 that are amazing

100000000 percent true

10:43 ... What. Is. The. Freakin stone thing?

Garrett B Its called a Chingling you idiot

Sam White it was a joke you idiot

Dominic when does he say that?

Blue Link he says it at about 15:33

Rebecca Kaplan there is a forcefield around the link cable so if they fall they will go back on the cable

exactly.

What if the forcefield... I dunno... Maybe just... Got teleported away and... Y'know.... The Pokémon fell

lol

Yup it's totally safe actually, I'd let my 7 year old cousin walk over it

It's ironic how DS era fans have effectively become the new genwunners.

@@anothergamer112 to be fair, DS fans dislike newer gens because those gens keep catering to the genwunner fan boys.

@@vulcanraven9701 To be fair? How exactly do they cater? Because you get Kanto starters in X/Y, and Red and Blue appear in Alola? I could say the same about people like DR. LOOKER appearing in ALL THREE 3DS games. I can say the same about you needing GENESECT to get something special from an NPC in Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire. I could say the same about all three 3DS games having Mega Evolution, which even if it isn’t catering to Generation’s 4 or 5, is at LEAST not catering to Generation 1. You all diss on the Pokémon designs like all 3DS games at the time didn’t look perfect, at least to you. Fire Emblem Awakening, Kid Icarus Uprising, New Super Mario Bros. 2, they aren’t perfect unless properly upscaled with a capture device but even still people love the way the games look. And the DIFFICULTY, oh my GOODNESS. “They’re too easy, wah wah wah,” you know one thing I realize? EXP share existed back in GENERATION 3. So there’s no reason to insult the 3DS games for having it. “The gyms were too easy,” only if you were like me and GRIND FOR FRIENDSHIP POINTS OR EXP. And guess what? The X/Y Elite Four, and Champion ISNT easy, even with my +level 60 Pokémon. Oh and one thing Genfourers and Genfivers are most upset about: NOSTALGIA. Do I even have to explain?

@@AGZhark Nearly every game the Kanto Pokemon are shoved down people's throats. Also the region itself is bland outside the nostalgia tinted lens. If the mons just appeared less it'd not be a problem

I’m a huge gens 4 and 5 fan and I actually love the 3ds games, and I even sorta love the switch games

Steven universe reference?

@@marixthorn definitely

But... But... Both kyurem forms are worse than their non-fusion counterparts. Heck B kyurem wasn't even OU for a while.

Gacha Otaku CZ yep

Tecnically, in the anime, there was a gen one fusion. Venustoise

Jinx, Grimer, Muk, Voltorb, Crabby, Seal, and Dewgong.

Mahir Pervez me too

Mahir Pervez black jynx ;-;

And hounter the sex pokemon and hypno the pesovile

what shittyness

Even then Hop and Marnie are actually good characters too. Game Freak struck a good balance with the rivals in gen 8.

I’d argue that Rivals truly became bad in generations 5 onward. Wally and Barry had nice dispositions but their battles were still difficult and their AI wasn’t completely braindead. It wasn’t as satisfying as beating a jerkass into the ground but the fights were fun.

@RTYGH62 eevcario Nah, Digimon is a friend!

Personally, I really liked the approach Black and White took with their rivals. I thought the balance between Cheren's likeness to Wally or Barry and Bianca's more naive and laid-back approach was really neat. The fact that they also reflected the main themes of truth and ideals was an amazing touch as well. On top of that, N is arguably the most developed rival in all of Pokemon's history, clearly trying to do good, allowing the the same assurance as with the more friendly rivals, yet still doing something completely in the wrong, allowing you to feel as badass as you do for beating up the earlier dickbag rivals in Gens 1 and 2.

He even commits felonies like Silver

In defense of gen 1: bulbasaur, vulpix, gyarados, charizard, snorlax, pikachu, mewtwo. I rest my case.

arcanine

@@SilentBudgie in defense of gen 5: Samurott, The other startes, solosis the legendary, blitze, oshawoot, the three monkes, Sandile,

@@MatsudaTheFunnyAll three gen 5 starters are okay. It's the only generation after 1 that didn't have any sucky starters. I also really like the sandile line. But the monkeys are the worst.

*Golden*

Sarcastic? Where?

Him "joining" the genwunner side.

@@fluffernal r/woosh

Same

Im curious as to how the wallpaper tasted. ...hope someone gets that one.

mimikyugamer plays what’s a sylvoin?

YoshiBlade75 the new eevee

@mimikyugamer plays ... Oh yes, *sylvoin*

@mimikyugamer plays whats a fairy type? frikin digimon or somethin?

SeRcHaR TV Grammar and spelling: Are we jokes to you?

I think someone needs to take down the Genfifers.

@@jeffreygao3956 Don’t forget 4

pokemon that are also sweating, cause they will all evolve into just bigger versions of themselves: -Ivysaur -Pidgeotto -Nidorin Female -Zubat -Poliwirl -Kadabra -Ponyta -krabby -Jigglypuff -Seel -Voltorb -cubone -Likitung -Electabuzz -Bayleef -Quilava -Corphish -Yanma -Bidoof -Cranidos -Buizel -Drifloon -Gabite -Mantyke -Klang -Eelektrik notice how this problem is mostly gen 1 and 2 :p

Grimer: oozes

Hold the joystick

MasterGameGuy1 sorry I’m a little confused on what sw/sh stand for

Sword and shield

Magikarp God sword and shield

mimikyugamer plays Ok whats your point gen 1 had bikes too and so did 2, 3 and im not sure but i think a few others

Maybe there's a Genwunner in you trying to get out :D

TheAuraGuardian Oooooh. A video where TheAuraGuardian mocks genwunners? I must watch this and subscribe immediately!

TheAuraGuardian i support u 100%. cause im genwunner to.

im so triggered right now

TheAuraGuardian #TeamLitten 4 life also Genfive is awesome

I hate it.

@@goroufromgenshin57107 *sigh*

@@diegoxavier9107 it’s overrated trash. But I’m glad it’s not forever ;)

@@goroufromgenshin57107 My friend, the Charizard background was a joke exclusively for this video, because it's about genwunners. You didn't get it, did you

@@diegoxavier9107 I did say I’m glad it’s not forever

So if you catch Arceus in Legends, does Arceus not count as a god because the ball is made of wood?

Genwunners after hearing about this: I can’t stay away from Charizard

@@MariOmor1 Tbf, it's explicitly stated in Arceus that he's only leaving a portion of his power with us. In the form of an Avatar. Which we catch

If it’s revived from the ancient past tho

so true

FireBolt 25 Yes, indeed.

B-But Hugh.. he was cool.. better design than Blue.. imo.. don't hurt me

actually I quite liked the kind of rivalry shared between the player, Bianca and Cheren in bw, but yeah the gen 6 rivals were shit

Dana Harris agreed the rival battles in gen 6 were complete shit personally though Barry is my favorite rival. (The gen 4 games were my first pokemon games)

Thats the joke

And gardevoir

Cookie AC gradevoir has a pink thingy on it’s chest

blazeman2334 It’s actually supposed to be red. It looks pink, but it is red

Brenyatta oh...I am colourblind

this triggers me. are you talking about sandygast or palossand? and its not just a sandcastle either.

And I spent all my time hacking

Wha- SHINY HUNTING??? *SHINIES DIDN'T EXIST IN GEN 1*

Satire

Tim Drake joke

@@beardedglowsquid1875 yes

Gen 8 comes out. Gmax Intelion:Don't u dare talk down on gen 8

*Spheal loads a shotgun*

The best was Mewtwo, followed by Tauros, followed by Alakazam, followed by Snorlax.

Persian was good too with guaranteed crit slash only being stopped by rock types and Gengar

Ian Mallsoft 1997 Gen 6 jynx: allow me to introduce myself. Gen 1 sprites were the best.

And machoke...

Srsly tho it looks like its a drunk child in a candy store

Did you forget mew?

+Golden Sun they really weren’t...

Kitsune _Super (plays ilimunati music )

You can bike away from wild Pokemon.

They may have outsmarted you, but you outsmarted their outsmarting.

The Genwunners tried to outsmart us, but I outsmarted their outsmarting

OH S***

I used to hate it but now love it.

You are a disgrace And should be disappointed with your actions

@@magicmaniac6816 its good that I'm not.

Magic Maniac I hope your joking 😂

I don’t think this should be called “making fun of”.Thats kinda harsh.

Trainer Zoe I mean they kinda deserve it

You essentially are if you become a genwunner. So, don’t.

genwunners are a cult

Ur right

Don't! DON'T BECOME A POKE-BOOMER!!!

Join the Furry cult. Our saviour is Furret

i’m a geneighter, am i stupid? i dont just go like: ZACIAN ZAMAZENTA ETERNAMAX!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!1

@@buobeep3818 I'm a geneighter to

I thought it was Genfifer.

@@buobeep3818 I am a gensixer, though I'm very subdued

You say that as if we're actively trying to stop other people having fun with the new stuff. We're just sticking up for the main target of the genwunner oppression, and I can assure you that I defend Gen 8 just as strongly.

Magnezone is dope especially how it used to be op in gen 4's competitive play

Ender guy 007 That’s my catch phrase

Actually, that sentence was said in gen 2 during the Mewto Returns special.

That wasn’t gen 1

"Jelly-filled donuts are my Favorite!"

That's reasonable

@@lemonperfume9853 me too, but with the spanish version "Me piro vampiro"

That’s a general rule for all Pokémon fans

B*****

Jania Kapoor yes

And that leaves Dusk and Dawn stone free for 2 more evolutions like ghost and Dragon.

I want to see that

To get ghost eeveelution eevee must faint with a a status condition holding a life orb. That would be a great idea.

@@draguraigaming9612 very criative

Umbreon must get a stone.

To quote him "the best pokemon they ever made:

sketching studios and luxray

Yes, yes he is

@@jotwins8610 Infernape is Alex's favourite pokemon of all time at least according to his top 10

@@chendror872 I love it too, I hope the insurrecction fan game adds a Cool mega infernape.

Says the genwunner

Genwunner or not, it's true. Way too much thumbs down.

Maybe it's the Genwunners feeling insulted knowing this is a joke and not the real thing.

Or its just a prank bro.

Inters3ct Gaming they are probbaly 99% just haters

touching it to their forehead actually seems to be the way to do it.

Nathan Schubert Nah. Its a Pokemon Fact, Shoving a razor sharp rock down an Eevee's throat will make it 5 times better then a simple tap.

ZeeIVee I know...

sylveon will always be the unnecessary power house of eevees

Umbreon best eevee no contest

Dule Clash I'm trying to remember what that card was called. XD How do you spell it? Polymerization? Botched the spelling, but eh.

why not dragon ball z there's fusion there too and there is no running there there's flying and walking

FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK POKEMON STRONGER!

+Henrique Carballo Aranha lel dat Steven Universe refrence

I think he should have said "A fusion?! This is't Digimon?!"even though Digimon season 4 was pretty good.

Except maybe Scarlet and Violet excluding Vulpix. Not my fiery puppy you snitches!

yep

Yep that genwunner alright

By mythical illusion foxes do you mean kitsune?

@@fallenbog3063 yes

Hey, I'm a hardcore genwonner but I love the other pokemon regions too, Kanto and Hoenn (but Kanto more) are my favorite regions, but it doesn't mean I hate/dislike other regions/pokemon. I haven't played any Gen 7 or 8 games, but I like them and I want to get them soon

but you can run from pokemon battles in- *get's slapped*

I shall join

​​@kushagrasinghvisen9935 OK, how shall I call you as an admin (your nickname is a bit long so i need a little shorter one)

Iris owns a Jynx and a Ludicolo

@@geometryemperor I don't think you watched the anime pal

Of course I have not. At least the Gen 5 anime. I just said that because Jynx and Ludicolo are considered racist Pokemon and the scene itself was considered racist.

@@geometryemperor What scene?

Don't drink your spills. You'll get lots of germs and gets really sick. 😂

Ranem Shain You mean Youngster Joey?

@Ranem Shain R.I.P. Raticate

@NickNormal Cookie Lol, I know. I was just bringing some fun here :P

I named my Pokémon Gold rival ‘Buffy’ 8D

then you never played Black/White 2

yea... Gengar

@@odakidakida9193 I caught Gengar without trading.

IMPOSSIBLE!

@@jeffreygao3956 You don't know about the Ditto trick?

3:14 also helped.

13:53 was when I finally cracked XD

William1234567890123 Cook lol

No its the truth I'm a venwunner now because of it

lol. Sweet Doge pic.

Garbodor Genwunners: game freak is running out of idea's... LITTERAL TRASH muk Genwunners: BEAUTIFUL *totally not just toxic waste litteraly also trash*

Magnemite, literally two magnets with a screw and an eye: Genwunners: *SO CRE4TIVE11!1!!1!1!* A keyring with keys and eyes: Genwunners: WOW gamefreak is trash they're running out of ideas

@Jancy Varghese Right. Because a rock with arms, a magnet, and a pokeball are all such brilliant designs for pokemon that it can't ever be done again.

@@icychains0125 garbodor if existed could save us by eating all the plastic bags

How dare you insult geodude and compliment a stupid cat

Twintendo Twintendo I am a genwunner myself but still play gen 3 and 4

Twintendo Yes they never will

Twintendo DISAGREE YOU CALL THAT A DRAGON TYPE MORE LIKE A BUG TYPE THAT SHOULD AT LEAST EVOLVE INTO A BUG DRAGON TYPE

Twintendo Gen 7 for LIFE

Twintendo Yay! Your here!!

AuraGuardian: insults all non-Gen 1 mons Me, whose favorite mons are the Sinnoh Lake trio: *I'm gonna give you up, always gonna let you down.*

You mean "Say Goo-dbye

Aura guardian:*insults all post 1, pre sun/moon pokemon.* Me: M I S S I N G N O .

Alex:- makes a vids making fun of genwunners Genwunners:-i'm gonna give u up I'm gonna let u down I'm gonna say good bye and desert you

Goomy is my child, if someone hurts him I will kill everyone and then myself

Ya know you can shiny hunt in Gen 1 right? lol

Yes you can but they stay normal. They only become shinies in gen 2 which is not gen 1. So he still shouldnt be there

Well atleast he was good in the anime

That's how you evolve them now?

I never understood why they didn't in the first place. I mean, come on. Leaf Stones were already a thing. (Then again, Sun and Moon Stones were also a thing and that didn't stop Espeon and Umbreon.)

How I think it should have always been Flareon-Fire Stone Vaporeon-Water Stone Jolteon-Thunder Stone Espeon-Sun Stone/Dawn Stone Umbreon-Moon Stone/Dusk Stone Leafeon-Leaf Stone Glaceon-Ice Stone Sylveon-Shiny Stone

Yes fellow geneighters

The G-Max Toxtricity YAS. IF GAME FREAK DID THAT THEN I WOULD HAVE A BOX FULL OF LEVEL 1 EEVEELUTIONS AND NOTHING WOULD STOP ME FROM DOING THE GYM CHALLENGE WITH THEM

All hail the mighty Lord helix

Can anyone explain helix and dome calling god can anyone say that

@@enjoyerofmilk9523 OH HAIL YEAH

natgal there are no gods only mon

God doesn't do drugs.

Facu_44 growlithe and arcanine: tigers

Moltres: Literally a chicken. Eevee: A fox

@@facu_4047 more like: Muk: Purple piece of shit

Nathan Swan I am very offended, Moltres is obviously a PLUCKED chicken!

Voltorb a ball electrode a bigger ball Krabby a crab kingler a bigger crab meowth a cat persian a bigger cat

WE ALSO HAVE Commander Jupiter as well... so...

Gen 8 is sword and s h i e l d

* professor

How about Sky and Sea

Moose Ears fine Justice and Chaos The two legendaries you ask? Justyvern is a white dragon based on both dragons and bearded dragons, a type of lizard. His wings resemble the scales of justice, he weighs wandering souls and judges them. Second legendary is Chaomera. Its based on a Chimera, it has a lions body but it’s head is that of a eagle, although with rams horns. It’s tail is a snake that bites into a persons soul and poisons the wicked. It attacks wildly and causes chaos wherever it goes.

Either that or people pretending that this video IS serious.

Same XD

me too lol

blake 388 Same

***** HAHA

***** basically every Yu-Gi-Oh fan

Oh yes

I need that on my Sword playtrough.

I’m the 100th like

The shiny is pink

There should be 2 M's in Grimmsnarl!

90% of People dont understand that gen1 is The best generation

I'm pretty sure they do because of the end of the video dumbass

Dea Razernifs 100% of Dea Razernifs don’t know how to use the word don’t.

@@giovannipalomera4275 How about you read people's comments before you call someone a dumbass... Dumbass 😂😂

Antony Pastor lol stfu no one care about spelling this is RU-vid

Oh trust me, this guy has had way better videos for april fools

Yeah, basically every video this guy makes is a joke like this one

It is one