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The Total Depravity Tracker

YourCalvinist (Podcast) with Keith Foskey

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You've seen activity trackers designed to help you stay physically healthy. Well, Reformation Technologies is proud to present our newest innovation: The Total Depravity Tracker to help you stay spiritually healthy.
This is satire (obviously) from the comedic mind of @YourCalvinist Keith Foskey
For more, check out KeithFoskey.com
Also, the picture used for the background of this video is from freepik.com
Please like and subscribe! and support our work at Buymeacoffee.com/YourCalvinist

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@BasementBerean Месяц назад

Plot twist: Irresistible grace is behind a paywall.

@RL-tg6ds Месяц назад

Bwahahaha! Good one!

@isaacray8530 Месяц назад

🤣🤣🤣

@deannaprince7954 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@johnclose2925 Месяц назад

Martin Luther has left the chat.

@RonAllenTaylor Месяц назад

KEITH … KEEEYYYTH …

@GogakuOtaku Месяц назад

I want my alarm to just be a rooster crowing. After all, it worked for Peter

@robmc120 Месяц назад

underrated comment

@petermadany2779 Месяц назад

I cannot deny that's a good idea.

@GogakuOtaku Месяц назад

@@robmc120 thank you!

@robdickinson829 Месяц назад

Yes I absolutely need R.C yelling WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU at me a couple of times a day.🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BirdieSenpai Месяц назад

Pastor Keith, your comedic ability is proof of God's love for the world.

@Morethangood. Месяц назад

I AGREE

@kristinazubic9669 Месяц назад

“What’s wrong with you people?” would be a good ringtone, ngl.

@KristiLEvans1 Месяц назад

😅

@Lichcrafter Месяц назад

Hey brother, if you love Jesus, you're going to get the Total Depravity Tracker

@dawnmichelle4403 Месяц назад

The Baptist version made my day!😂

@appointedaday Месяц назад

forgot the Calvinist version that counts sin to see if you were ever saved to begin with

@kaleblam5084 Месяц назад

I just got the app, it’s sooooooo good. Especially the part where even THINKING about watching the “acolyte” was akin to murder

@kristinazubic9669 Месяц назад

They’ve murdered the franchise, all right.

@Kdubtru Месяц назад

Finally a device Leighton will believe

@toolegittoquit_001 Месяц назад

Indeed 😂

@bravebarnabas Месяц назад

Tracker says "Yes" 😂...I was eagerly anticipating Sproul.❤❤❤😂

@Dilley_G45 Месяц назад

What's wrong with you people 😆

@Savedbygrace22 Месяц назад

Fantastic! Oh how I would love to have those three gentlemen’s quotes as ringtones! What’s wrong with you people?!?! Priceless

@joshuamuchmore5049 Месяц назад

It can be done. That’s my ringtone. 😊

@deannaprince7954 Месяц назад

Here, take my $$$. Need this NOW. I'm staying up late the night before church. I need to know how badly I've sinned if I oversleep tomorrow!

@gregb6469 Месяц назад

Or if you fall asleep during the sermon!

@deannaprince7954 Месяц назад

@@gregb6469 Yes !!!! I'm already late for church. It's Keith Foskey's fault for making binge-worthy videos.

@kathleenkirchoff9223 Месяц назад

@@gregb6469 ooh guilty even with awesome preaching.

@MoStBlEsSeD Месяц назад

If you can't say Amen say ouch is the best ...GOD Bless brother Foskey

@chrisjohnson9542 Месяц назад

Just put a picture of paul washer as your phone wallpaper

@bholwell1 Месяц назад

It's easy to have bad experiences with Calvinists but guys like Gavin Ortlund (truth unites), Richard Ackerman (redeemed zoomer) and Keith Foskey with his light hearted comedy gold really evens it out ❤.

@mitchellryanguerra Месяц назад

You're a legend! 😂 Your satirical stuff is so good

@HarryMarsee-fw9ot Месяц назад

You really made me laugh when you got to the Baptist. Ah, it really does take one to know one. 😂😂

@Bruised-Reed Месяц назад

I think my smartphone App Store is too depraved to host this…

@KatieGarcia101 Месяц назад

< insert meme of Fry from futurama waving a fist full of money here >

@harlanbarnhart4656 Месяц назад

This must be ligit because as an Anabaptist, I don't even think about this and clearly have no need of such technology.

@michaelbeltz4136 Месяц назад

Love it!!

@fiochmhar Месяц назад

This is gold

@buffalobill3671 Месяц назад

Love you brother

@cameronbennett1809 Месяц назад

Hilarious as always 😂

@PickensMrSlim Месяц назад

This is awesome!

@juanalvarez9420 Месяц назад

Thanks for the smile.

@thiagoemanuel8607 Месяц назад

GOLD. Just, gold.

@StouderElectrical Месяц назад

Oh brother this is gold😂

@howardstai6269 Месяц назад

Bravo! Hilarious!

@ginib6350 Месяц назад

You're so fun! Happy Lord's Day!

@gordoncrisp2193 Месяц назад

Powered by Artificial Intelligence... and the power of Real Stupidity. Love the Baptist option. Not expecting the self-own.

@ConversationswithaCalvinist Месяц назад

I can poke fun in all directions.

@sherisouth5963 Месяц назад

But will it allow me to judge multiple neighbors simultaneously?

@coultersheppard2052 Месяц назад

@@sherisouth5963 The human mind can already do that better than any AI could ever dream.

@redfrozenseven Месяц назад

Keith is great at self defecating humor…

@petermadany2779 Месяц назад

@@redfrozenseven Nice malapropism.

@darynbenson7521 Месяц назад

I love your comedic sketches man. Thank you. Oh, and hello from Morocco.

@YSLRD Месяц назад

One of your best!😂

@kylargraf6762 Месяц назад

Pure genius! Thanks brother 😂.

@gunwrencher1566 Месяц назад

Funny stuff!

@bkelectricinc Месяц назад

Ha….i need one for sure! I’m looking on the App Store now!😅

@PastorIanBrown Месяц назад

“Chances are, you probably do” lol

@GogakuOtaku Месяц назад

Funny because it’s true

@richard-greatwhiterev Месяц назад

that a great one!!

@rczarnecki Месяц назад

That was golden! Love that content!

@wallywest001 Месяц назад

Next will be the Unconditional Election and Predestination Tracker.

@petermadany2779 Месяц назад

Don't mention Election, or RU-vid will provide context about what happened in 2020.

@joedariano5384 Месяц назад

I'm not a Calvinist, but I absolutely love this guy and this channel. Great stuff Keith!

@douglascolquhoun8502 Месяц назад

Thank you so much for this. So much gold, like the streets of New Jerusalem. How would the app respond, though, to Frank the Hippie Pope actually getting something right; but, phrasing it in a hateful manner? IDK, maybe stating something about too many of certain people in the seminaries?

@wonderingpilgrim Месяц назад

Next up: The Heretic Tracker-Can sense what kind of heretic is entering the room, and helps instruct you on how to proactively dialogue with them.

@cindymonk6994 Месяц назад

.. featuring Donall and Connell!

@GogakuOtaku Месяц назад

@@cindymonk6994shut up and take my money

@johnwillis3941 Месяц назад

This is amazing! 😂 As a fellow Calvinist with a son named Calvin, I approve. Great work Keith.

@judyn6639 Месяц назад

This is fantastic on so many levels. My whole family loved it!!

@Solemn_Kaizoku Месяц назад

Gold star on this one! The Pentecostal dial and 3 alarm options got me 😂

@DeboraKerr Месяц назад

Tithe subscription each month or free version with ads for cheesy Christian gifts!

@danielbaird6662 Месяц назад

Brilliant as spot! Looking forward to your Turbo Encabulator next!

@Hispanicfromanothaplanet Месяц назад

Calvinists, we are few. It's been a hard lesson, reality check for me.

@4jgarner Месяц назад

Is there an update coming with Paul Washer's "BLASPHEMY!" also included?

@djlclopez128 Месяц назад

What a funny video - I love church humor haha 😂

@richardsemione7012 Месяц назад

Is that like the limited atonement meter app? Where you can measure how much God is able to do far more abundantly above what we can ask or think, according to the power that works in us. That app?

@bisto_qcj Месяц назад

Loved it. Blessings from Chile

@newsjohnson Месяц назад

Where do I preorder?

@montanarepublic3296 Месяц назад

The one bit of TULIP we agree with. Yes I am a Lutheran. God bless you Pastor Keith. And yes I would agree that a broken AC is a sign of God’s displeasure. Also do you have a Lutheran option?

@Ruby-22 Месяц назад

Lol😂 @ not counting your sins but counting your neighbour’s sins 😂

@trevorslattery773 Месяц назад

That was hilarious! If you hadn't heard your calling, I would have said you missed it Keith!

@palmettohorn 20 дней назад

Greatness!

@Martin-do5un Месяц назад

Reformed technologies !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You a Genius !

@Stef-in-the-Philippines Месяц назад

Great job, brother -- hitting nerves and making us like it 😄

@bcvpiper8356 Месяц назад

😂 brilliant!

@Antjohns89 Месяц назад

This was hilarious lol

@storehousegardens2623 Месяц назад

As a software engineer, I think I might write it.

@txhuntsman Месяц назад

As a Southern Baptist I approve of this app. LOL

@elizabethcochran3395 Месяц назад

This is amazing. Lol

@toolegittoquit_001 Месяц назад

Couple that with Smilin' Joel's cube and you've got something 🤨

@darinbracy8433 Месяц назад

My “What’s wrong with you people!” would be like a ringtone.😂

@MV-tw9ku Месяц назад

So much sharing

@WVDB7153 Месяц назад

"Persnickety self-loathers" RICH!! 🤣🤣

@ConversationswithaCalvinist Месяц назад

That was my favorite line too ;-)

@blakewimberly1783 Месяц назад

When I heard those alarm voices, I just about died! You're one of the few bapists that's really funny.

@Bruno_Noobador Месяц назад

It baffles me how easy it would be it would be to make this app real

@huntsman528 Месяц назад

I think the app should say "your sin brought the most possible glory to God! You did God's will!"

@StevenKozarMessedUpChurch Месяц назад

Hahahahahaha!!!!

@negf22 Месяц назад

Too funny…🤪

@mmtas1995 Месяц назад

Where can I buy this 😂😂😂

@bobbobwalker Месяц назад

Y''all owe me a new keyboard - and monitor! I just spewed coffee over both of them!

@dappertharapper2484 Месяц назад

I quit wondering if I was sinning…..I know, oh I know.

@darinbracy8433 Месяц назад

Is there an IFB version that warns you of the presence of a non KJV Bible near by?

@palmettonana78 Месяц назад

Hilarious!!

@joesneed5030 Месяц назад

Fantastic pastor Keith! Will you be at the SBC yearly meeting?

@bddogcatball Месяц назад

Haha this is great:)

@cathyhale7172 Месяц назад

😜😜😜😜

@scrappybobbarker5224 Месяц назад

Idea: the denominations take a math test (the egalitarian has trouble answering inequalities)

@noname-ml2pd Месяц назад

Is it in the Play Store yet?

@danziegner Месяц назад

Great work, man. Really, the late night talk shows aren’t as good as you. 😂

@margaretthemagnificent Месяц назад

As a baptist, I object to that portrayal. We don’t judge; that’s for other denoms.

@ConversationswithaCalvinist Месяц назад

As a Baptist, it was a joke ;-)

@margaretthemagnificent Месяц назад

@@ConversationswithaCalvinist Jokes are what OTHER denominations do.

@margaretthemagnificent Месяц назад

@@ConversationswithaCalvinist ;D

@Garfield-fd4vx Месяц назад

Total depravity tracker but everything is called a sin because even the works of the righteous are tainted with sin.

@christianuniversalist Месяц назад

*not available in Utah*

@marshamunger6004 Месяц назад

imma get some RC on that tracker app. I confess to being persnickity once in a while.

@briancasey4917 Месяц назад

Like counting steps app, a sin counting app. Can you send it to the CLOUD?

@samuelharris2533 Месяц назад

If predestination is the truth, then I'm not saved.

@shay-car Месяц назад

How can I trust this app if the programmers were born with a total Inability to understand spiritual truth?

@hayfieldhermit9657 Месяц назад

Maybe the programmers are not babies anymore... If they are that could be a real problem.

@byronbesherse3703 Месяц назад

Lol if you made this app I would pay $2 for the joke of having it.

@maxmaximum-sh4bx Месяц назад

For the algorithm

@ConversationswithaCalvinist Месяц назад

My man!!!

@robmc120 Месяц назад

release date when?

@cavemanREDhead Месяц назад

This is like the Forgivomatic from Veggietales

@Dilley_G45 Месяц назад

You didn't make the app. God sovereignly ordained you to do it.

@snwlooner Месяц назад

Is vegemite a sin?

@geraldhill7547 Месяц назад

I'm not seeing the link, is this on Google Play?

@mikehamilton7668 Месяц назад

Absolutely brilliant! (God knew before the foundations of time that I'd write this.)

@lisawilliams5075 Месяц назад

😂