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The Two Ronnies
Series Two (1972)
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@franceskronenwett3539
@franceskronenwett3539 3 года назад
Ronnie Barker was the most versatile and funniest person ever. His sketches were brilliant.
@rjwh67220
@rjwh67220 Год назад
Yeah, but Ronnie was pretty dang funny, too.
@HarryJSmith
@HarryJSmith Год назад
@@rjwh67220Ronnie’s brilliant, but gotta respect Ronnie. He’s quite the comedian
@zulkiflijamil4033
@zulkiflijamil4033 3 года назад
"Southampton will join Northampton to become one enormous Hampton " and " Scotland will be one way northwards into the Sea" , oh gosh ! These are bloody hilarious lines to brighten our days. Great jokes down memory lane.
@thanqualthehighseer
@thanqualthehighseer 2 года назад
It horrifying how accurate this actually was.
@Jones607
@Jones607 Год назад
Uncanny is what it is. One of many of Ronnie’s ‘send-up’ sketches of the future, that weren’t far off the mark.
@shereekendall1003
@shereekendall1003 Год назад
Yes we even can learn alot from our past tv shows...of how accurate this is of what Ronnie is talking about...even though its funny comedy...theres is a teaching here to us about the destruction of earth! And its all biblical too!🙏...its enough to send shivers up our spines😨
@Jones607
@Jones607 Год назад
@@shereekendall1003 One generation passes away, and another generation comes; But the earth abides forever. Ecclesiastes 1:4 The Earth will never be destroyed, God would never permit it.
@shereekendall1003
@shereekendall1003 Год назад
@@Jones607 It will abide forever...but not as it is now...as dear Ronnie pointed out....back then no one really understood the reslitics of what was going to happen...they laughed because its a comdey show...i to laughed because hes a very funny man...both Ronnie's were😂....but getting back to the signs of the times...yes generations will come and generations will go...until all is lost here on earth...Matthew 24-51...that reads right thru to the end of Matthew....because its all signifigant to what is coming and what is to be...this earth is going to be cleansed and nsmed paradise...just as Jesus said to the man at his side on the cross...i say this...today you will be with me in paradise...Jesus mean't, that will happen when the Father sends me back...coz as we all know it hasn't happened yet...he was promising, to that man that asked Jesus not to forget him...and that is why christians of nowadays are asking Jesus not to forget them...simpley because they knew what Jesus had promised to the man at the side of him on the cross...see what im trying to explain...im thinking you do😊🙏...so at the end of the day...there will be a new earth called paradise...and a new Jeuruselum in heaven called the kingdom of God...Amen🙏....i find so many people argue with the word of God...i dont have time to argue with people that think other people are right or wrong...like ive said, at the end of the day, God wants us to understand him, without confusion😊for he is an easy God he delights in us when we see things that are truth...on the other hand...there is saton spinning webs of lies and deceit...trapping people and twisting God's word...Jesus does not have time for such ignorance...nor do i😊....thankyou for your input on what we have found to be quite accurate regarding Ronnie Barker's comedy news show😂😂😂...i was only 10years old when i watched that show with my parents and sibblings...although i didnt understand it...i sure do now😊have a great blessed day🙏😊
@MaskedMan66
@MaskedMan66 3 месяца назад
@@shereekendall1003 Of course not as it now. Nobody ever said that. As for that thief, whyever would Jesus have not meant exactly what he said? ;-)
@joeking1019
@joeking1019 4 года назад
Absolute genius. RIP Ronnie, you made us laugh so much.
@cyrilo-ol5xb
@cyrilo-ol5xb 4 года назад
Wonderful memories of a master comedian......Sadly missed!
@chriswilson2431
@chriswilson2431 3 года назад
That must have been the one moment he nearly broke character, “some people (raise of eyebrows) some people” A true professional. The sweet shop sketch is also a scream.
@GatsbyDen041
@GatsbyDen041 Год назад
Lol he almost lost it there. You can hear the change of his voice🤣
@SpiritmanProductions
@SpiritmanProductions Год назад
At 03:00, for those wondering.
@frenzalrhomb6919
@frenzalrhomb6919 Год назад
@@SpiritmanProductions To have been able to stay in character for 3 whole minutes, while delivering this kind of material, just shows you the standard of professionalism required to be a great comic in the first place. I don't think I could have kept a "straight face" for much more than 30 seconds without bursting out, laughing my bloody head off!! ... Kudos to you, Mr Ronald Barker, for all those side splitting moments you had me in as a teen in 1970s Australia ... And yes, even we had T.V back then, too!! ... Hard to believe, I know, but true nonetheless!! R.I.P. Ronnie Barker.
@MaskedMan66
@MaskedMan66 3 месяца назад
@@frenzalrhomb6919 That's why they have rehearsals. 🙂
@1969Kismet
@1969Kismet 4 года назад
The most sensible plan to tackle pollution I've heard so far ; )
@robertchapman6795
@robertchapman6795 Год назад
Once upon a time, there was excellent quality comedy. 🤣 Now it’s a dystopian reality! 😬
@markcampbell5140
@markcampbell5140 3 года назад
Two absolute legends!
@MusicFanatical1
@MusicFanatical1 5 лет назад
If he was a politician he could make the people believe anything he said.
@jimramsey8887
@jimramsey8887 Год назад
We've becom a sad population since the humour of Ronnie.. He and Ronnie Corbett were Brilliant.
@philipjohnson3225
@philipjohnson3225 3 года назад
That’s the best ending note I’ve ever heard
@GrasshopperKelly
@GrasshopperKelly Год назад
Well this aged like the finest Whiskey I've ever had.
@pamrush5078
@pamrush5078 5 лет назад
Very clever play on words Ronnie Barker was so super very clever and witty with his use of play on words
@stephenord3403
@stephenord3403 4 года назад
Genius, loved you Ronnie
@philipmanning7352
@philipmanning7352 5 лет назад
Good comedy will live forever.good old Ronnie.
@anuradhainamdar8967
@anuradhainamdar8967 4 года назад
What you say is true, good comedy is immortal.
@CymruEmergencyResponder
@CymruEmergencyResponder 6 лет назад
2:57 is the only time I’ve ever seen him nearly break!
@chrisdavies5935
@chrisdavies5935 5 лет назад
m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CwLFYH-lJVQ.html Corpses here when he accidently pulls his dressing room key out and has to improv out of it!
@SergeantSarge
@SergeantSarge 4 года назад
Yup it’s very subtle but a testament to his talent
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
This is brilliant comedy.
@EddieGaster
@EddieGaster 9 лет назад
I feel sorry for anyone living in Understains.
@mountainstartemple6041
@mountainstartemple6041 3 года назад
this is late 2020 and quite frankly, living in Understains is sounding more and more appealing!
@leetylr
@leetylr 8 лет назад
03:33 let me end on a more optimistic note "# mmmm" lol xxx
@extremeconcepts1
@extremeconcepts1 3 года назад
Don't let Boris J watch this as he'll may enact this into policy
@leslieaustin151
@leslieaustin151 Год назад
Ah, BorisJ made himself into a joke instead… except we weren’t laughing because he screwed us all.
@mountainstartemple6041
@mountainstartemple6041 3 года назад
3:02 ... ah he almost lost it but regained his serious composure LOL
@miroshahn1392
@miroshahn1392 4 месяца назад
"And that is the spot where my wife threw ink at me." 😂 0:39
@oludotunjohnshowemimo434
@oludotunjohnshowemimo434 7 месяцев назад
Natural comical talent Ronnie B had and great comical timing. A legend and a genius. His comical partner Ronnie C, both comical geniuses
@vodaredhill1704
@vodaredhill1704 2 года назад
Pure bloody genius .
@dishybear
@dishybear 3 года назад
Pure platinum comedy!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mrfozz3742
@mrfozz3742 4 года назад
3:33 let me end on a more optimistic note...MMMMM 🤣
@missasinenomine
@missasinenomine 4 года назад
Congratulations on winning the comments copy cat prize.
@martinputt6421
@martinputt6421 4 года назад
@@missasinenomine Congratulations on being a misery
@missasinenomine
@missasinenomine 4 года назад
@@martinputt6421 Misery? Congratulations on being blind. How many times do you have to read the same comment? Scroll down 5 & 10 comments & see. What's the POINT in posting the SAME comment over & over again? I'm not a misery. Just observant.
@commandert5
@commandert5 4 года назад
At first I thought this was going to be a ministry dedicated to creating pollution
@voxorox
@voxorox 4 года назад
I'm still not convinced otherwise.
@zd308
@zd308 3 года назад
The Goodies had one of those
@zulkiflijamil4033
@zulkiflijamil4033 3 года назад
"Staines will join Underhill and be known as Understaines " haha. 😂🤣😆😅 ...and Southampton will join Northampton and become one enormous Hampton" 🤣😂😅
@billba
@billba 2 года назад
He knew of the evil possible by humanity.
@ianmillerphotography
@ianmillerphotography 5 лет назад
I live in one enormous Hampton apparently.
@nathanclark3139
@nathanclark3139 7 лет назад
I really wanna live in Ham Sandwich...
@NuisanceMan
@NuisanceMan 5 лет назад
Too late - there's already a Mayo Clinic there.
@RyanUptonInnovator
@RyanUptonInnovator 5 лет назад
You wouldn't like the subway there.
@commentfreely5443
@commentfreely5443 5 лет назад
not so many terrorists there.
@malcolmdale
@malcolmdale 3 года назад
There actually are two towns in Kent, England not far from each other called Ham and Sandwich.
@angelaknowles8189
@angelaknowles8189 4 года назад
spot on with what he said
@harrycooke6349
@harrycooke6349 6 лет назад
Genius won't see the like again sadly missed
@catalinforcos232
@catalinforcos232 3 года назад
bloody brilliant
@bar10ml44
@bar10ml44 3 года назад
2021 and it’s completely accurate
@johnnythefox1851
@johnnythefox1851 Год назад
And people thought this was a joke!!
@theeaskey
@theeaskey 4 года назад
A lot of this has come to pass.. bypass all the town's drive all day and go nowhere.
@amazingthings947
@amazingthings947 5 месяцев назад
I just love these two 😂
@KOTYAR0
@KOTYAR0 4 года назад
Damn, this used to be so... unreal
@annicemahmood6462
@annicemahmood6462 Год назад
Brilliant!!!👍👍👍
@DrCory48
@DrCory48 3 года назад
Awesome video
@thepub245
@thepub245 Год назад
He was pretty accurate about the problems of too many people.
@robertfish4052
@robertfish4052 Год назад
Whoops apocalypse has the answers. Peter cook.
@mainman7814
@mainman7814 6 лет назад
The clever.... clever Ronnies
@conordillon374
@conordillon374 6 лет назад
That is very true
@peteholder7134
@peteholder7134 2 года назад
I wonder if Spike Milligan wrote this one.
@geoffaldwinckle1096
@geoffaldwinckle1096 5 лет назад
I had two square feet in 1995. Didnt score even one goal...
@fintanwardell
@fintanwardell 3 года назад
✔️ Excellent.
@fidelisfaber4961
@fidelisfaber4961 4 года назад
Is this the minister running the UK's CoViD-19 response?
@moonmelder2965
@moonmelder2965 3 года назад
now that would have been a good thing!
@robertkelly469
@robertkelly469 Год назад
He could definitely push a noun against a verb.
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
A more optimistic note. Mmmmm
@imaginevinee
@imaginevinee 2 года назад
There will be 4 Liverpools and 4 Klopps 🤣
@reevethomas1083
@reevethomas1083 4 года назад
Who’s watching post-1995 and isn’t complaining about their two feet?
@moonmelder2965
@moonmelder2965 3 года назад
post 1995? I'm watching this during the end of the world (2020) as a way to divert my brain squirrel from running the wheel to fast!
@user-fm6oz8mu7b
@user-fm6oz8mu7b 3 месяца назад
BRIGHTON BRIGHT LIVING ON....
@caribstu
@caribstu Год назад
Ronnie Baker was better at this prophecy thing than Nostradamus ever was.
@chriswilson2431
@chriswilson2431 4 года назад
Just brilliant. How on earth did he hold himself together?!
@KingKuuppa
@KingKuuppa 4 года назад
He almost didn't. There was that one moment when he almost lost it.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад
3:03 He was close to losing it.
@alisonclark4233
@alisonclark4233 3 года назад
you are missed
@pressureworks
@pressureworks 2 года назад
Sheffield Wednesday !! UTO !!! ftb !
@tubularap
@tubularap 4 года назад
The Republic of Ireland is shown as part of the UK ... How could they be so careless with the graphics? - Thanks for these great Ronnies clips, btw.
@Steve14ps
@Steve14ps 3 года назад
Maybe Ireland is taking over Britain!
@paulmcateer1595
@paulmcateer1595 3 года назад
@@Steve14ps we built the place after all...😉
@VanillaMacaron551
@VanillaMacaron551 3 года назад
kind of adds to the stupid government theme though.
@moonmelder2965
@moonmelder2965 3 года назад
two Bristols ... "Bristol" always makes it into all British comedy
@JaneDoe-ci3gj
@JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 года назад
I didn’t get that one. I’m Swedish so it might be a language thing. Please explain.🙏
@richardc316
@richardc316 3 года назад
@@JaneDoe-ci3gj Bristol is a large English city, but it has also always been a slang term for Breasts (I'm not sure why), so saying there will be 2 Bristol's is humorous.
@gpz550a2
@gpz550a2 3 года назад
@@richardc316 Bristol Cities rhymes with titties, so "a nice pair of Bristols" is a crude observation of a ladies chest. Schoolboy humour at its finest.
@richardc316
@richardc316 3 года назад
@@gpz550a2 Thanks Tallpaul, I get the rhyme/slang, but I don't see why it's Bristol specifically? Why not Leeds Cities, or Manchester Cities?
@gpz550a2
@gpz550a2 3 года назад
@@richardc316 ah right, not sure on that. I think for the purposes of Jane Doe it's irrelevant but I'm now curious as to why Bristol was chosen. Maybe it's a naval thing with ship's figureheads or something.
@keithrobins3279
@keithrobins3279 6 лет назад
Very clever
@carolramsey6287
@carolramsey6287 2 года назад
Haha! Right about McKrankieland!
@AstrosElectronicsLab
@AstrosElectronicsLab Год назад
True professional, 3:01 he nearly broke... and omg, 3:37 that's almost pitch perfect for the opening of "Somebody to love" by Queen.
@GrrMeister
@GrrMeister 4 года назад
*Be right out of a job right now - LockDown 2020*
@frankirvine316
@frankirvine316 4 года назад
I’d second that as well✅👍
@hughshrapnel4448
@hughshrapnel4448 4 года назад
Very topical!
@AntonyThorburn
@AntonyThorburn 4 года назад
so true
@aaronisaac9105
@aaronisaac9105 2 года назад
Haha sheffield wednesday 😂
@ilovetattoos9682
@ilovetattoos9682 4 года назад
Best actor ever better then David Jason by far R I P X
@marialiyubman
@marialiyubman 2 года назад
Still better than the green new deal.
@JaneDoe-ci3gj
@JaneDoe-ci3gj 4 года назад
So funny!😂 English subtitles please!🙏 I would love to show this to my mother but she's hard of hearing!
@Michael.Scott.420
@Michael.Scott.420 4 года назад
If you go to the settings icon in the corner of the video you should be able to choose English auto generated. Not sure how accurate it would be though. Hope I was of help
@Michael.Scott.420
@Michael.Scott.420 4 года назад
If not, just play it nice and loud 😋
@moonmelder2965
@moonmelder2965 3 года назад
@@Michael.Scott.420 actually doing this may create even more humourous stuff
@bryanmcghee3213
@bryanmcghee3213 Год назад
prodictive programming
@antiHUMANDesigns
@antiHUMANDesigns Год назад
Absolutely fucking hilarious.
@zapre2284
@zapre2284 Год назад
Greta and the WEF would be proud.
@listen2meokidoki264
@listen2meokidoki264 Год назад
I want my two square feet now! I just bought the shoes I thought at the time by mistake. So all's well that ends well - I always say.
@gui18bif
@gui18bif 4 года назад
Did he predict West Ham and East Ham merging
@johnsmith-rs2vk
@johnsmith-rs2vk Год назад
BRILLIANT ! RIP PEACE RONNIE .
@srinivasanp4930
@srinivasanp4930 2 года назад
😀😀😀😀
@suirahplanogemo3407
@suirahplanogemo3407 4 года назад
What does he say when he mentions the spot where his wife did something to him? I can hardly make out a word there
@leithscrumhalf4143
@leithscrumhalf4143 4 года назад
"and that is the spot where my wife threw ink at me."
@mountainstartemple6041
@mountainstartemple6041 3 года назад
"and in 2020, people will be forced to stay inside and warn masks and stay 6 feet from your fellow humanoid" .... this isn't funny anymore!
@andrewcarter504
@andrewcarter504 Год назад
Warn masks? What are you warning them of.
@jakubgrimm575
@jakubgrimm575 Год назад
Wearing a mask and standing away from someone makes it less likely for you to catch a illness from them, if they are Ill. If someone is sick, and you wait to see them until they get better. Then you are very likely to not catch an illness from them.
@Phil144gbp
@Phil144gbp Год назад
​@@andrewcarter504bullshite
@chrisgmurray3622
@chrisgmurray3622 11 месяцев назад
Hear hear!
@alexbraun2243
@alexbraun2243 Год назад
Turning out to be a little bit of an omen now as of June 2023
@steinkval240
@steinkval240 4 года назад
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
@robertfish4052
@robertfish4052 Год назад
Mayor Khan is looking older these days.
@alan-sk7ky
@alan-sk7ky Год назад
0:26Talk about reality imitating art...
@KootFloris
@KootFloris Год назад
So in 1972 the potential damage was quite well known, and we did .... nothing. Hmm.
@Languslangus
@Languslangus 4 года назад
🚙🚙🚙
@cathalb2007
@cathalb2007 3 года назад
Why is Ireland on your map of Britain?
@martyncarroll5035
@martyncarroll5035 15 дней назад
Did anybody get the Sheffield Wednesday Joke
@Jlipnicki
@Jlipnicki Год назад
The 70s are often maligned and the butt of jokes but it was not all bad, football at its best, rock music and BBC comedy.
@antikoerper256
@antikoerper256 9 лет назад
2:57 trying not to laugh
@joyjeetpaul2218
@joyjeetpaul2218 6 лет назад
antikoerper256 absolutely right 😊
@moonmelder2965
@moonmelder2965 3 года назад
yes I detected a small flutter in his voice .... he almost lost it but got back in character
@robertdowell89
@robertdowell89 4 года назад
B
@MrRahim37
@MrRahim37 3 года назад
Ero2020 S
@davidm793
@davidm793 Год назад
15 minute cities, lockdowns and rationed breathing. Add this to our new vocabulary and we have a comedy sketch that Ronnie would suggest is too silly
@pigeon_the_brit565
@pigeon_the_brit565 Год назад
what is wrong with 15 minute cities exactly?
@siegfriedbartel7122
@siegfriedbartel7122 8 месяцев назад
​@@pigeon_the_brit565 You do not know all the future measures and policies designed to enslave you? This is the moment I will not return to you here...enjoy the future...good bye...have fun...you will love it...
@charmainet5955
@charmainet5955 5 лет назад
Does anyone get the 'two Bristols' joke?
@BadgerBotherer1
@BadgerBotherer1 5 лет назад
Bristols are tits (Bristol cities=titties). They usually come in pairs.
@louieberg2942
@louieberg2942 5 лет назад
@airscrew1 Say you to a person who wants to watch Two Ronnies. Never learned to share? Have to gatekeep those nasty young scoundrels away hm?
@alexsetzer3975
@alexsetzer3975 5 лет назад
@@BadgerBotherer1 At first came in my mind City and Rovers, but on the other hand in german language (I'm from Austria) Tits means "Brüste" - close ;)
@moonmelder2965
@moonmelder2965 3 года назад
I've watched enough Benny Hill to understand that joke .... referring to his Angels of course LOL
@jazura2
@jazura2 3 года назад
@Jack Warner Why be rude?
@AntonyThorburn
@AntonyThorburn 4 года назад
N.L.P. FFS
@fortyfour1654
@fortyfour1654 3 года назад
F U N E X?
@Aran-vc7rx
@Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад
And I say rubbish
@puddingpudding9579
@puddingpudding9579 3 года назад
Scomo should watch this he might learn something
@Greenwillow
@Greenwillow Год назад
Why is Ireland included😂
@ruthcollins2841
@ruthcollins2841 Год назад
Londonstan extension!😂
@ChallengeCommander
@ChallengeCommander 6 лет назад
What does he say. That is the spot where my wife what??
@liamthomasltfpv2073
@liamthomasltfpv2073 6 лет назад
ChallengeCommander "threw ink at me"
@ChallengeCommander
@ChallengeCommander 6 лет назад
Liam Thomas LTfpv it's so obvious now. Cheers
@robertomonanni801
@robertomonanni801 Год назад
@@liamthomasltfpv2073 thanks! I was having an hard time to understand this! The subtitles said "my wife incurred me" which did not make any sense.
@leibylifschitz7189
@leibylifschitz7189 4 года назад
קלפהם
@sivaramv188
@sivaramv188 2 года назад
you people are british
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