The Ultimate Batman Pitch Meeting Compilation 

My brain: why are you watching this you have already seen all the individual videos of this. Me: because My brain: well ok then

"Not until you've brushed mothers hair. Not until you've brushed it well" That friggin killed me

"What are the odds of that?" "What are the odds of anything?" "I don't know." "Exactly." "I guess that's a satisfying answer."

"Manholes are tight!" One of the best lines to come outta this series for sure lmao

"u sound like a Muppet stuck in a wall." "yes very scary."

"He didn't kill people, the explosion did." "Pretty sure that makes him a terrorist." "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

"She forgot to die in the scene then suddenly remembered." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Oh VERY stinky citizens!" Remains one of my favorite pitch meeting lines

My favorite scene: Mother, could i please have some sweet sweet condensed milk? Not until you've brushed mother's hair not until you've brushed it well

18:06 can't stop laughing at the thought of Batman casually sitting in the courtroom watching the trial 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

İ don't know why İ laughed for 5 minutes straight to "+:he managed to save 25% of them. -: What? He managed to save 25% of 2 people?"

"... and Bane is going to break his back" Producer guy: "Oh my God." that got me lol

I can already imagine his Pitch Meeting for the Batman 2021 film: “Hey let’s make a gritty Batman movie. I thought we already did that with Christian Bale. No I mean GRITTIER...”

Re-using old content to get fresh ad revenue is tight.

Robin: The Batmobile is not working. Batman: did you check the battery. Robin: what is a tery? Batman:😑

"she forgot she was suppose to die in the scene, then suddenly remembers" lmao perfect description of her acting lol

"The Princess Bride" Pitch meeting, please!!!

That condensed milk line will always kill me. 😂

"not until you've brushed mothers hair...not until you've brushed them well" Ryanverse explains how Nolan's weird childhood is the reason his movies are so good

MOTHER COULD I PLEASE HAVE SOME SWEET SWEET CONDENSED MILK

“She’s gonna be scared for a second but then she’s you know GONNA TASE HIM IN THE GODDAMN FACE” I love how casual that line was delivered

“Oh my eyes just rolled themselves” greatest line ever

*"The fear of guys in alleys with guns?"* Screenwriter guy: *"No, the fear of bats." Producer guy: *"Oh, I kinda thought that watching someone murder his parents in an alley would trump the bat thing, but okay."* Screenwriter guy: *"No no no, the tiny, flying mammals are what spooked him the most."* I'm dead.

_You merely adopted the ease, I was super easily born into it, MOLDED BY IT._

We need The Mandalorian pitch meeting because the second season is 2 months away

0:00 Batman Begins 6:32 Dark Knight 10:37 Dark Knight Rises 17:28 Batman Forever 23:36 Batman & Robin 28:01 BvS

- A over 33 minute video on a Batman pitch meeting. I guess it's gonna be very hard to watch the entire thing without getting bored. - Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

"So the tiny flying mammals traumatized him, not the guy that shot his parents" 2020: Hi

After watching this, Christopher Nolan doesn’t appear smart to me anymore.

If this channel stopped uploading everything else and only did pitch meetings, I'd subscribe.

"Man holes are tight." Wish I wasn't drinking milk when I heard that bit.... so funny... hurts so much...

...Then bane did a backflip, snapped batman's back and saved the day.

Now I want to see an “Alley way murder man” movie

"he didn't kill people, the explosion did." lojic 100

How does Ryan’s back feel after caring this whole channel

Condensed milk is cool I guess, but evaporated milk is where it’s at... (Evaporated milk is TIGHT!!)

I cant wait for the Snyder cut pitch meeting!

3:00 that exchange is amazing

It’s super easy barely an inconvenience to watch this whole thing!

What are the odds of anything... Such a good question to ask.

"Also that Blake guy's Robin" "Sure, why not" Lmao perfect xD

I love how basically every single one ends with "BvS reviews are negative"

Hishe and Screen Rant collab: Batman: Hey, you know how I can fight in giant heavy armour? Superman: No I do- no wait you're trying to get me to make you say Because I'm Batman. It's not that easy T_T Batman: Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. Superman: what do you mean, how do yo- OH NO WAIT- Batman: BECUZ IM BATMANN

That bit about monitoring the garbage habits of Gordon was hilarious. Just the thought of Batman putting time and resources into gathering that info

There is so much focus on Batman knowing about the Gordon family’s trash can. Edit: Lol ryan does such a good Christian Bale Batman impression.

I laughed so hard when he said "he fixes his back with a rope and a solid punch to the spine" 😆

I'm loving this series of videos, screen rant 😂😂😂 This guy is a better actor than most professionals. His "oh my god" gets me every time 😂😂😂

1 day later in the WB office: “So you have an Alley Way Murder Man script for me?” “Yes sir I do” “Well what’s it about?” “A guy who dresses up like a murderer and murders bad guys.” “Guys who dress up like guys that they’re about to kill are TIGHT.” “So the movie starts with a kid who wanted to be Batman and started doing parkour but ends up falling into an alley.” “ Wow wow wow.” “And then he sees a guy with a gun murdering another guy without a gun.” “Well what are the odds of him falling and surviving and finding a man murdering another man?” “Sir I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way of my back.” “I’ll get off of that thing, just hope I don’t fall into an alley and find a cold blooded murderer committing another murder.” “So then the words 10 years later appear on screen and now this guy is on the streets because he doesn’t have a job and his parents died.” “How’d they die?” “ I don’t know.” “Ok then.” “So now this guy is really mad at Batman.” “Why is that?” “Because.” “Did you forget that part of the movie?” “Whoops.” “Whoopsie.”

Producer Guy:"re-releasing my old videos is tight 😁"

*"There is a security system actually. It says the word intruder and then it puts all of batman's stuff on display."* This really struck a cord. I can't stop laughing.

That Batfleck's Mech Batsuit looked very cool and awesome in BVS Dawn of Justice.

Viewer: "So you have a Pitch Meeting Compilation for me?" Screen Rant: "Yes Sir, I do"

"My eyes just rolled themselves" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"So, you have another Batman movie for me?" "Yes sir, I do!" "Well sorry, but I'll pass. I think we've had enough Batman movies for a while." "But this one's gonna be super edgy..." "Ohhh, being edgy is TIGHT! What actor did you have in mind?" "That guy from Twilight?" "PERFECT!" "Wait, I was joking-"

ScreenRant: “do you have a pitch meetings for me?” Ryan:”sure do, here’s a compilation of my Batman pitchmeetings” ScreenRant:”won’t it be hard to explain to our viewers why their seeing the same content only bunched up together?” Ryan:” it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience, we just don’t explain it” ScreenRant:”Oh that’s tight”

I’d love to see a sharkboy and lavagirl pitch meeting.

Watching pitch meeting videos when they’ve just been uploaded is tight.

1 Minute Ago! Whoa. That was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Compilation video’s are tight!

I can’t understand why this is so interesting I love this concept. I recently stumbled upon ur channel and have been binge watching it for the past couple days. 10/10 super easy to watch barely and inconvenience.

ahhhh another compilation i'm in. well if he's in...

"it's the bats again isn't it?" Corona: *looks away

I’ve been waiting for this one.. thanks for insuring atleast a solid 33 minutes of this day to be good👍🏻

"Oh did I have a weird childhood? That's explains a lot of stuff." I swear these lines are killing me.

"Yeah, and Rachel gonna run into this kid that Batman had a moment with earlier on the movie." "Oh." "And that kid will become one of the most hated character on the most popular TV series where they play Game for Thrones."

Me: Is it hard coming up with these pitch meetings? Ryan: Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

I love how these videos are just really long and entertaining screen rant ads.

0:00 Batman Begins 6:33 The Dark Knight 10:37 The Dark Knight Rises 17:28 Batman Forever 23:35 Batman and Robin 28:01 Batman Vs Superman

Batman pitch meeting compilations are tight.

I thought the generally accepted thing with the Joker is that he has multiple plans, and we just see the one that happens to fall into place

Watching all these pitch meetings is tight. Hitting the like button and subscribing was super easy, barely a inconvenience.

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Still waiting on “Alleyway Gun Man” Trilogy

damn 33:36 of the only good content on screen rant. keep on going with the good work ryan

I’m glad you’re back

Sadly is incomplete, we need the Batman (1989) and Batman Returns pitch meetings to make this complete, make it so Ryan! Love pitch meetings by the way, one of my top quarantine discoveries

I need condensed milk real bad...

I just realized that the articles in the end of batman begins and the dark Knight are the same

The "manhole" exchange is freakin priceless!😂

LOVE the compilation videos. mini movies!

*very serious British man with a temper* me: "GORDON RAMSAY?!"

Script Guy: "Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience" Me: *points at screen* He said it, he said the thing 😁

man i love this channel

Dude u r super funny. Love it. If i ever get on TV im gonna use your signature catchphrase just as a tribute to u. SE, BAI.

"Mother, may I have some condensed milk?" "Not until you've brushed mother's hair, and brushed it well..." Sounds like a pretty normal childhood.

The condensed milk is legit. I use to 💙 em.

Love these!! Can u do Batman Returns and the original Batman?

You know what happens to a frog when it's hit by a cold bolt? The same thing that happens to everything else. It FREEZES.

I remember seeing a DC animated movie where everyone looked like Handsome Squidward and now I'm sure it's based off of Val Kilmer.

Kingsman movies pitch meeting please!

“Barely an inconvenience” please make t-shirts. These vids and reviews are amazing. Please keep them coming.

Lol love these. I wouldn't mind hearing pitch meetings for all the final destination movies

It's so disappointing that Two-Face never has both of his identities.

Its so funny when he say 'oh my god!'

"WAS BATMAN JUST SITTING IN COURT?!!!" This channel is hilarious I swear

Love these!

Thanks, the Chris Nolan batman movies were totally goofy, even though they were "dark."

this is my favorite series on the internet.

THE MOST HONEST LAUGH IN YEARS.... thanks!!

“Tase him in the goddamn face” that’s amazing