Look no further than this video to plan your ultimate Malibu dream weekend at the theater for the most important double feature of our lifetimes: Barbie & Oppenheimer.
5pm: Oppenheimer 8:30pm: Bar, tequila shots until I’m thrown out 9:15pm: Barbie 9:45pm: Cigarette in the theatre 9:58pm: Cigarette in the theatre 10:06pm: Cigarette in the theatre 10:17pm: Cigarette in the theatre 10:29pm: Cigarette in the theatre
For my money it's gotta be the Oppenarbie route. I want to see the bomb to drop, 10000 foot pillar of fire, "I am become Death" and then immediately rush straight from that across to the next screen just as Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' starts playing. I think experiencing that level of emotional whiplash would be thrilling, life-changing even.
0:44 You forgot one of the most crucial steps for the Oppenarbie... that is between movies you go as fast as you can to Arby’s and order the Meat Mountain and Onion Tanglers (secret menu) and down it with Horsey Sauce then pray you make it through Barbie without sh*ting your pants or dying, or both!
My local cinema is doing Barbie a day early, so it would seem Barbenheimer with a grace period of 24 hours between each will be the approach I go for. I'll update this comment with a single-sentence review of both movies, followed by a single sentence review of the Barbenheimer experience specifically. Update 1: I have decided to wait a day and have a double-feature rather than a 24 hour gap. Still Barbenheimer though
This is probably the first time two different movies, shown at the same time, are helping each other get tickets. I mean, not even Matrix 2 & 3 can pull that off.
Ladies and gentlemen I can proudly announce that I have completed the day with watching Barbie then Oppenheimer first. Both are absolute masterpieces, fully recommend
Here is my logic behind option 2 Barbie is an atomic age facade. A false utopia while the adults worry about the fallout (pun semi intended) of Oppenheimer's creation.
So is Barbie a sequel to Oppenheimer? Oh shit that actually makes sense. They go to the real world in barbie and surely that means Oppenheimer exists in the barbie universe since he’s real!!! Holy smokes!!
I’m doing oppenarbie in order to reflect deeply on the messages posed in Barbie after Oppenheimer. Plus I have an hour break between Oppenheimer and Barbie.
Dude I hope the people who worked so hard on these films get a good kick out of all these memes and videos about Barbie-Oppenheimer. This is great. I love it.
What is another approach was the MissionBarbiHimmer. An approach where you say fuck the double feature and instead make it a triple feature where you watch Mission Impossible, Barbie, and than Oppenheimer’s
Ryan, would you be willing to make a statement, on record, regarding the rumors regarding the true name of the Oppenheimer Sandwich? There are unsubstantiated claims that it is actually called the Oppenheimer Eiffel Tower. Would you please, for the people in the back of the theater, clarify whether two Oppenheimers are spitroasting Barbie? Thank you for your time, we love you, and are patiently waiting for your response. ❤
Then there's the Barbminheimer approach where you go see Barbie in the morning then but Pikmin 4 play it all day then go watch the last showing of Oppenheimer
I think im going to go watch barbie in theatre while watching a theatre reaction stream of someone watching Oppenheimer on my phone. Only one headphone of course.
I'm gonna see whichever one I can time to hop into the other one afterwards. I'm going to see both alone drunk at the cinema with the bar, and smuggling a cheeseburger and pretzel bites from culvers and dollar store candy into my purse. Thanks for asking.
