This video mainly consisting of disturbing stories from the past, all revolving around the central theme of wee-wee. BTW, none of these are the truly embarrassing story... next time perhaps...
I watched this again after about a year....even funnier the second time . This video would alleviate anyone's depression. 'THAT'S PISS MATE, SOMEONE'S PISSED ON IT!!' Thanks for sharing baron.
Don't feel too bad, I was visiting friends in Austin, TX and got real hammered one night. When I woke up, someone told me that I had pissed in my friend's acoustic guitar. I didn't believe him until he picked up the guitar and shook it.
PMSL!! I've just been kicked out of bed for laughing so hard!! And, after trying to explain, my wife said to me, "well, just make sure you don't piss on the sofa.... again!". But I have EXACTLY the same problem.... Only when I get mortal drunk tho! The worst was when I nearly pissed on my daughter, whilst she was asleep in her cot. But i was stopped by my wife may I add! Keep up the awesome work mate! You have me in stitches every time!!
.....funny you should say! I had a discussion at work about this the day after watching this vid and a few lads confessed that they too have done it after a night out, maybe most people are too scared to say anything lol
HAHA once in collage I had a bunk bed and under was a futon sofa. This girl stayed in my bed in upper bunk, and after a night of fooling around we both passed out "many drinks were consumed" WOke up the next morning with my buddy underneath us on futon soaking wet as the girl Pissed herself all through the night and it soaked through to the futon. OMG she was mortified. All the people who thumbed down this video must have gotten pissed on in their life.
LOL...... those little roads in your neck of the woods make me quite homesick. I live in NZ (have done since 1959) and the English countryside is so different to Aotearoa. It's lovely here, and a great place for bikes, but one's native soil always has a place in one's heart, don't you think?
I think my worst drinking experience was when i went around a friends "Welcoming You Back From Your Year Teaching Japanese as a Foreign Language... Party!!!" Anyway, 12 bottles of Carlsberg, probably some Kronen, probably about half of one of those kids 3 litre bottles of cider (i say "kids", its what i drank as a kid in the park, with my depressive friends, one of which was always burning scraps of paper...) And a few glasses of vodka and grenadine. FASTFORWARD about 8 hours. Apparently i went to the toilet for a piss, that turned into me being sick. About 5 minutes into me dry heaving i gave up, and had a snooze sitting up. When i woke up, I was pretty much covered in my own sick, but. The strange thing is hungover me was like "oh thank christ... i don't need to clean their toilet floor... phew!!!" Got on one of the first tube trains home, 3 stops of people going "jesus..." "what the f is that smell..." Got home, found out i had a pretty rancid looking turd in my pants... Put my clothes on boil wash. And we'll never mention it again... OH and had a shower... OH! And i saw my housemate off for work, and he was like "y-y-you okay?" i said nothing...
My elder brother is a sleep pisser. He's gone in my sister's handbag, the back of his wardrobe, all over the telly, to name but a few. I thought he was the only one. lol
Two of my buddies and me stood atop a levy pissing at a party. I was to the right and noticed that my buddy standing on the left had finished pissing and knelt to retie his shoe. I nudged the guy in the middle and looked past him to the left and said "Isn't that your gal kissing some other dude?" He turned and proceeded to piss in the ear of our unexpected buddy still trying to tie his shoe. "Shit" I said "Its not her." I finished pissing as my two overly intoxicated friends got into a slight knock down drag out fight right where we all three just got done pissing. Still makes me chuckle to this day just thinking about it.
Catching up on some vintage Baron, man you crack me up, I have to admit to some errant pissing as well, while utterly s*** faced and not realising until the next morning when I stumble across a wet patch... ooerr mrs !!!
One of my friends pissed his pants drunk (and on his own couch) and wouldn't admit it the next morning, he actually claimed "someone pissed in my pants" the next day. One of the funniest things I've ever heard.
Was that a bit of "The Partridge" creeping into the visual euphoria of your pissing memoirs ? i think it was the leather pouched presenter himself !! Ooh your dirty little secrets !!
Haha! Great vid... I'm sure we all have our embarrassing wee-wee moments...! I like how some of this is about misdirections (the keyboard, the guy at the petrol station)!
Oh god how I love your videos Baron. You really should come to Finand and try riding an enduro, it's absolutely the best thing a man can do here in summer.
While the stories in and of themselves are quite entertaining, what I find really intriguing is that you would divulge them publicly. Thanks for sharing, not often I actually laugh out loud watching motovlogs.
I've personally witnessed one of the guys in my old engineering dorm stand up, open his fully stocked closet and let loose. He must have dumped a gallon!
I love the way the comments section just turned into piss the bed stories. I was staying in a hotel on a bike trip and got pissed, woke up during the night busting for a slash but I couldn't find the light switch or door handle. I ended up trying to piss out the windows, unfortunately the windowsill was too high and I couldn't sustain the pressure needed to clear it. So I pissed a little out the windows and the rest I split between the curtains, wall, floor and bed.
LOL I've currently in the spare bed. Got kicked out for almost pissing myself at this video when the missus was trying to sleep. I promised I'd compose myself but then un paused and heard "absolutely bloody bungalow'ed" and I lost my shit
ROFL! had a similar one, did not remember until 2 years later when my mother mentioned somebody pissing in the clean clothes basket. It is funny how things come back to you.
Oh man! That just made my morning mate 👍ahh, drunken adventures of youth... I laughed so hard, especially that the stain is still there 😂 Nothin' like a giant bladderfull of beer piss!
I did the same thing in halls. Got really drunk and woke up in to morning to find my desk was drenched. A first I thought it was a friend of mine and he had spilt beer over it whilst we were pre drinking the night before. Upon further inspection I realised it was piss...mainly due to the smell. Luckily I missed my computer, but pissed all of my uni work was soaked. Managed to dry out a few essay pages though. Cant say the mark was great.
After watching your videos, ive decided after failing my theory twice a while back, im going back in for my bike licence thanks to you Baron.......obviously influenced by the bike part, not the pissing part.
Yeah, if you're driving a car, you have to pull onto the verge, move to the side or reverse back to a passing place... It's mainly because we don't want highways all over the countryside but buying land off farmers is a pain in the bum too.
Ah man, I have a few of these stories including one time when staying at a mates house and waking up to discover i'd pissed in his guitar..... I told him it was water i'd spilt in the night. Awkward!
This was so funny, reminded me of when i was a kid at a friends house and was to scared to ask to go to the toilet. and was so busting to go that i flopped it out and pissed on a tree in the back yard. oh you have some real nice narrow back roads there(or are they main)
Those bloody post pissup flashbacks are sooooo scary. Am betting you're not invited to stay the night after you've been on the piss anymore Perhaps you should bring a tarp with you when you go out on the turps with your friends. You could call it the Turps Tarp.
Now the Baron is making more vids, youtube is beginning to recommend and reconnect previous ones... and the views should shoot up and boost this channel. I think its great content.. but also unique.
My buddy once pissed in my laundry basket in my room while another buddy of mine was passed out on the floor next to it. He also pissed on his own son who was sleeping in his crib. It happens
