/r/BossFight (Reddit's MMORPG) 

All bosses listed and ranked based on stats and attributes: *Dan* 8/10 Although Dan is the first boss you should encounter, he portrays power that is not to be reckoned with. His only move is "CAWWW", however this move is very powerful as it utilities Dan's penguin head and his lightsabre, making him extremely potent on the battlefield. Furthermore, he has one of, if not the most, complex series of battle stages, meaning he is unpredictable and you have to be ready for when he sheds his table and sprints at you with lethal speed. Fortunately you are rewarded with a sick beat if you manage to defeat him. *Extend-O-Hugger* 6/10 You might've expected this boss to be ranked lower as he has no _physically_ damaging attributes, however; his silent movement combined with his ability to bombard you with constant and lingering shrieks makes him very stealthy, and can leave even the most hardened and experienced players beg for mercy on their knees if they are to be caught off-guard. To top this all off his drop is utterly useless in this version of the game (1.0). *Spider Cat* 7/10 This boss would easily get a 10/10 if he was even somewhat mobile, as this would make his double urinate ability borderline broken. Where he lacks in movement he gains intimidation factor and unpredictability, as his ability to rotate his head 360 degrees and his ability to shoot lasers out of his eyes, which always look in different directions from each other and change position after every encounter, makes him one of the most RNG based bosses in the game; all this combined with the fact that he makes you blind upon defeat, makes him truly a dangerous boss. *Longe Boye* 2/10 Probably the easiest boss in the game, Longe Boye posses no real threat whatsoever. He has no damaging moves, mental or physical, he can only live in arctic regions, and he doesn't even drop anything upon defeat. The only reason he doesn't have a 0 on this list is because he can be quite annoying if he is left in the battlefield to duplicate endlessly. *The Squat Brothers* 3/10 Only a slight improvement from Longe Boye, these two pose no physical threat, however they are able to shout rude London slang if agitated. The only real reason to even enter combat with this boss is for the full adidas set at the end, which is quite a nice reward compared to others. *The Stabbo Crabbo* 10/10 The Stabbo Crabbo is one of the two SS rated bosses on this list, along with the final, unnamed boss. His mastery of the knife, a weak but strong weapon in the right pincers, has made him on of the most effective killing machines to ever come unto this planet. This combined with hydromancy and the instant kill of one of your raid members in phase two gives him a 10/10 on this list. His drop (imitation crab meat) also makes some very nice imitation crab meat sandwiches. *Lin Feng* 4/10 Lin Feng is very, very situational, but under the right conditions he is absolutely lethal; but only under the right conditions, which is why he is only a 4/10. His drops are quite good on the other hand, as the monsters inc pyjamas are a good replacement for the full adidas set if you didn't pick that up before, and a free bottle of water can never hurt (unless anally projected into Lin Feng). *Ringcat* Now this one is weird, as he is categorized as a boss, yet you cannot fight him. He is more of just an NPC that gives you free rewards, so you could just kill him and retain your eyesight, or free him and gain +1 wish; the choice is yours. *Pookie* ??? unknown *Joaqoum* 8/10 A very underestimated boss, Joaqoum is actually one of the stronger bosses in the game. His extremely high IQ combined with "random" fireball shots that fly at 60mph makes him very deadly. His strength however, is low, his speed too, so if you manage to get close enough to him through the barrage of molten rock he is hurling at you, it should be an easy kill. His drop rewards are that he steals your eyesight once more, this time there is no getting it back unless you still have that wish saved up from the Ringcat. *unnamed* 10/10 The final boss of the game, this one can traumatize anyone physically and emotionally, causing such severe trauma that has often lead to suicide just hours later after defeat. Half it's kit is useless, as after obtaining blindness for the second time you cannot see its monumental ear growth or it's judgemental stare, however you can get stomped on and pushed off of a table simultaneously, which can lead to many serious injuries and diseases, if you do not die instantly from shock. It's reward, is it's most deadly factor. It makes you blind for the third time in the game, making you unable to see forever. This realization can lead people into taking their own lives over living out a fate such as this one. All this combined gives this boss a solid and definite, 10/10.

“What does he drop?” “A sick beat.” That was one of the best jokes in SootHouse history.

The moral of the story: don't fight cats, or you'll be blind.

In phase two,the entry will be locked and The Squat Brothers will start speaking in rhymes,and they'll challenge you to a rap battle,so make sure you have that Sick Beat with ya, but if you lose,you'll take hefty burn damage.

Name: dad -aggressive -belt attack (lowers charisma by 5) Drops: me as a child

"Those balloons have been kissed a lot. must've been a hot night for that do-" *"POOKIE, **_MASTER OF THE SKIES_** "*

6:14 he sucks water out of your body, and excretes it, freezes it, and uses it as a spear in phase 2

The Slav Brothers is SCP-001 "Gate Guardians"

*I can smell many Indie rpg makers watching this video*

If you use the Ringcat skip, you can actually fight Ringcat after defeating the final boss. This allows you to make the wish to regain your sight after killing all of the bosses with the ability to blind you. If you do this correctly, you get the true ending of the game. It answers a lot of the questions that were left unanswered in the other ending.

Name: SootHouse Abilities: -Comedic blast -Shitposting -Pant consumption Disabilities: Too many...

Free the ring cat and wish for eye sight instead of killing him

The ultimate boss battle: Depression

5:50 his name should have been Hydrasian Kid

_Yes I won the battle! What do I get? _*_Just more fucking blindness_*

"Can only attack when anally Jetted" He does not even need to fight me, that description is enough to kill me

two years later and I realize you can hear someone's fidget spinner over the credits

*"Dies in heat"* Didn't know Longe Boye is an arctic female ferret in disguise.

Extendo hugger is an exaggerated canadian

someone please make this into a game

Squat brothers: Invincible when squatting, can only be lured out of defensive stance using vodka or sunflower seeds. When killed, drops keys to T-13

“What’s he drop?” “A sick beat.”

The first guy *Imprisms* you.

Thanos:snaps Also thanos:why do I hear sick beats

“You kill him and he drops a sick beat” Dan: *dies* Also Dan: his name is Philza Minecraft and he is quite old

Every day I find out a new word that Europeans spell differently than Americans Gray vs Grey Color vs Colour Boi vs Boye

leaked smash bros characters

4:37 I'm sorry, didn't you JUST say that this boss was OPTIONAL?

"When they're squatting, they're near invincible" This is a Steel Ball Run reference.

7:44 YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO NAME HIM **UP DOG** BRUH

The Four Catmen of the Apocalypse.

9:35 My version of the boss McGonagall- the Titan ▪stomp - aoe (attack) ▪roar - -5 defence (magical) ▪Ear-growth - +6 intimidation (support action) Drops: the 7th Chaos Emerald

4:40 I think they drop vodka They can attack also with an AK 47

I just have this feeling that the Squat Brothers will be the best bossfight. Idk why.

I was petting my cat whilst watching this video. Then he fll asleep next to me... his fur went in my eyes and blinded me... does that mean that i defeated the fifth cat boss?

about Joaqoum's hat: that fluff that you see on the edge and top is his head. The cone is to channel his psychic power

me:stares DAN in the eyes *presses goose button*

I sure as shit would love to watch them play D&D. I bet they’d come up with some interesting characters..

Although the final boss drops blindness leaving you to do all of the post-game without sight, there's actually a glitch that if you didn't fight the squat brothers earlier on, if you defeat them and get the adidas tracksuit and equip it, your eyesight will return, allowing you to fully experience the post-game.

i would change something about the final cat. if you get cought by Judgement Stare it will lower your stats by a value based on your bad karma more bad karma = more lowered stats also it makes you recive 2x damage he also steals your magicka making him stronger and the bigger the ears the more he will steal lore: one of the 3 cat brothers, in the past they were 4 cats but the Nameless Cat was greedy for power and was sealed in the 3 Cat Brothers Dungeon and nobody knows his name to fight him you need to defeat the 3 brothers and retrive pieces of the key to the sealed door at the end of the 3 Cat Brothers Dungeon he can drop The Staff Of Judgement that can do the same thing as Judgement Stare but it drains your whole magicka and some of your health and can be used only once per day and i just spent my time thinking about making fucking cat boss fight, why? i dont know im fucking dumb EDIT: you get bad karma by doing bad things like killing ( good) NPC's or other bad things

"What does he drop?" Dan: A sick beat.

"do you play the video games?" "no" "I am the pure boi"

When you kill me I drop a thank you note

You guys are a lot of fun. I'd love to see you guys do more stuff with Carson too, there's a lot of comedic chemistry between your group and him individually.

8:21, Joaqoum was not born with the immortality of his brothers and thus he betrayed them by telling the humans the secret to defeating cats. He then made the grand archives, a place containing all knowledge in the world, including the secret of immortality for the otherwise mortal feline.

The last cat boss is now called Rasputin. That is the name the screen whispered to me

MY FAVORITE GAME IS MARIEO

British lads giggling at pictures. All I can ask of the world tbh

00:45 I just realized there's a human is there.

Has anyone realized that they have the most BASIC names except for Rhianna? Will George Charlie Matt Jack Dan David *Rhianna*

Who needs dark souls remastered? Edit: who needs dark souls remastered *when you have this*

3:13 yay loot ends up as the black heart bear

4:01 **Soviet Anthem starts to play**

We need a part 2 ASAP

Adidas set: Increases move and attack speed, but lowers defense. Able to understand Russian while wearing

I first watched this not knowing who any of them were. Now that I watch Wilbur's videos, this is a universal video to me.

The stripes of your logo aren't perfectly centred ._. my brain just died ._. I'm sorry

I am having trouble defeating the stabbo crabbo. I always die to the tenth attack, help?

The cats are the horsemen of the Apocalypse

The final cat boss should drop a ball of wool, which then can distract any cat enemies nearby, of which there are only 5, which are in that raid. It has no effect on other enemies.

When you've been binging soothouse like an absolute mad lad and you understand the imitation crab meat reference...

i want to play a game of d&d and these are the bosses

The pancake and machete guy was my steam profile picture for actually long time.

I think the name of the guy in 7:49 Should be *THE PAN-CAKEGLADIATOR* His special attack is hit u with his goddam machete He drops pancake syrup

For all the cat fights, they should lower their attack and defence if you have a cucumber on you

I wish dark souls had the squat brothers instead of the belfry gargoyles.

The squat brothers really? Not the gopnik-gargoyles

Would love to see more of this type of content! Love it.

Since Pookie and that pancake man was left alone I'll shall talk about them. Pookie (A.k.a. Master of the sky's) Hp: 350 Attack's: Doggo Leftover Bones Damage: 21 Critical Hit: 34 ---------------------------- Special's: Balloon Grab: Pookie with his power he ordered the balloon's to grab one of your allies for the next 4 rounds, your Allie will be taken to the sky's granting your Allie an instant k.o. You can free them by useing ranger's ------------------------------------------------ Balloon Troops: Pookie will send one of his troops to defend pookie, melee will not work, only range will defeat them. Attack: 11 Hp:40 ------------------------------------------------------ Pookie's Support: Floating Melee's will not effect pookie only ranger's can ---------------------------------------------------- Pookie's Final Attack: War Bark (War Cry) Pookie's will bark witch instantly balloon's will grant 15 Defense And 15 Attack Panko Hp:420 Attack's Stab.: Damage: 27 Critical Hit: 39 Chance of bleeding : 37% chance Bleeding effect stop's after 3 rounds Bleeding Damage: 11 ---------------------------------------------------- Special's Charge Attack: Panko will charge up for an powerful attack after 2 rounds Attack: 49 Critical Hit: 63!

They aren’t actually terrible.

Items: A sick beat- 100% chance of drop, heals all teammates and permanently raises 20% attack. Wife- 25% chance of drop, teammate who has the move to heal all teammates. Sorry note-75% chance of drop, if read will temporarily lower attack by 30% for 50 seconds. Cataracts- 80% chance of drop, will permanently increase attack by 70% but reduces defense by 70% also will gain "random swing" very strong move but 40% of hitting enemy but 60% of hitting self for moderate damage. Snow- 100% chance of drop, melts when uses, nothing else. Full Adidas track suits- 60%-80% chance of drop (depending on which brother you kill first left 60%, right 80%) Very strong armor, will raise all stats for 80% and gain move "defense squat" will make you invincible, but you are very slow. Moldy crab meat-10% chance of drop, con be combined with Stabbo Crabbo knife to summon a party member sized Stabbo Crabbo with very high stats, can be eaten for -30% health (not recommended) Imitation crab meat- 90% chance of drop, can be combined with Stabbo Crabbo knife to summon a pet the mini Stabbo Crabbo or can be eaten for 60% health (imitation crab meat sandwich will heal all health) Stabbo Crabbo knife- comes with imitation or moldy crab meat, You can combine this with the crab meat to make either a pet mini Stabbo Crabbo or party member sized Stabbo Crabbo, if equipped will gain 20% more water damage Stabbo Crabbo will gain 95% more water damage. Monsters Inc. Pajamas- 50% chance of drop, resistance to all water damage by 40% and will gain move " hydro spray" deals 50% water damage to enemy. Water x7- 50% chance of drop, will give temporary defense boost by 50 seconds (can be stacked) Cat wisdom- if a teammate has the move copycat and uses it on Ring Cat, there is a 30% chance that teammate will permanently gain all knowledge on all enemies and will know how to cure blindness and party members sickness at the cost of stamina. Eyesight- 100% of drop, if blind Eyesight will remove the move "random swing" and will give "enemy study" where you can find out the enemies weakness, if the person has their eyesight already "Eyesight" will boost the persons "study enemy" range by 70%, will remove 30% attack but will gain 30% defense. Balloon- 75% chance of drop, will slightly boost glide distance by 10% Pancake mask- 40% chance of drop, will increase stealth by 30% Machete- 30% chance of drop, if equipped will gain move "furious stab" damages all enemies and 40% chance of bleed effect. Dope-ass hat- 30% chance of drop, will increase fire damage by 40% and gain move "random shot" 10% of hit 90% miss, will one shot kill enemies if not will kill user. Blindness- same as cataracts. If there are any problems please comment your glitches and complaints below. | | V

4:03 - The Pillar Men

i remember when i first found Wilbur's channel i didn't know the soot house was a thing and i thought it was just some weird name he came up with and i never questioned it until i found out about the soot house and everything became clear

5:48 This is one of my favourite images on the internet and has been ever since I saw it years ago!

I was thinking Dan would drop hexagonal armor

I would imagine the Spider-Cat is a common enemy and just fills your inventory with dead birds

I left a list of extra titles for the bosses, I listed the ones with a title and added ones to the bosses without one Also gave a bit of backstory Dan: Master Of The Hexagons With his powerful LightSabre and Hexagonic Armour, this Penguin Hybrid Dan is a formidable foe, strong enough to even rival some of the legendary cat bosses, he is also a really sick rapper, and will rap a sick memento to an epic beat upon dying as he is epic until the very end. Extend-O-Hugger: Tentakind This guy just wants to make your day, but you must defeat him one way or another, the fight is not hard physically, but it is mentally an incredibly tough opponent as only the most cold warriors can bring themselves to even hurt him. He drops his entire Wife, but she probably won't want to join your team after what you've done. Spidercat: Cataracts Attacks The Tank of the four cat brother, despite being completely immobile, this cat has laser vision in almost every direction possible, and his double piss attack has slain many a foe. Be aware that killing him will make you blind, this fact has discouraged many from even getting near him. Longe Boye: The Icy Deceiver This Boye is a master thief with an incredible bounty on his head, even with the handi-cap of being unable to leave arctic regions, he can clone himself infinitely and as his clones fight, he can slip away as he always does. He also uses a dark art to destroy everything he has upon death, dropping nothing when he is defeated. The Squat Brothers: The GateKeepers These brothers have been Squatting together for almost 30 years, the ultimate defensive duo, as long as they are in their squat, they can almost never be damaged, and can guard the gate with absolute ease, you could go right past it using the side gate, which neither of the brothers can reach, since defeating it is an absolute struggle, but is worth it for the Adidas Set. The Stabbo Crabbo: Stabber of the seas For many years, this crab has been Mastering the arts of Knife-Combat and being born in the purest of water gave him accessed to Aquamancy, this pair of powerful abilities plus his powerful pincers lead this being to be a true threat. Sadly, he does not drop his deadly knife upon defeat, but his meat when eaten correctly is an exquisite dish scarcely tasted. Lin Feng: The Aquatic Anus (or did you call him Aquamancer?) This child has one of the most deadly projectiles ever known to man-kind, but can only use it during the most obscure and rare circumstance possible, being jetted with water up the buttocks, he once had a helper with a hose follow him around on the battlefield, killing dozens of men. His Monsters Inc Pyjamas are a great drop, but you must be wary of the situation Lin's in first. RingCat: King of the ring This is the second of the cat brothers, imprisoned in a powerful ring created by his brother, Joaqoum, for being on your side rather than his, if you free him, you will get 1 wish, and if you kill him, you will retain your eyesight, so it is a hard choice, he was labelled by Joaqoum as a boss fight in hopes that an adventurer would destroy him. Pookie: Master Of the Skies This absolutely monstrous being strikes fast and sharp, wizzing through the air at speeds only achieved by dragons, and can use his deceiving looks to confuse people before his onslaught of Hypersonic Borks. Defeating this beast is almost impossible, but is worth it as he drops the legendary balloons of levitation, bestowing the power of Pookie's majestic flight. Crazed Crepe: The Machete Menace This is the result of a freak accident of a hybrid creating machine, Doctor Pa N. C. Ake accidentally combined himself with a crepe and became a powerful menace. Wielding his Machete and Crepe Strength, he can mercilessly kill anyone he sees with ease. Upon defeat he drops the Murderous Machete, one of the strongest weapons of the game. Joaqoum: The Wizard King Upon being the physically weakest of the 3 cat brothers despite being the oldest, Joaqoum became a bitter person who studied pyromancy until he completely mastered it's insane powers and became the King of his lands, don't let the amazing hat he drops fool you, as he created a curse which he now shares with SpiderCat and Ultracat, the power of giving your killer Blindness upon being defeated. Most of these abilities have kept Joaqoum ruling the country as no one wants to stand against him. UltraCat the Large: The Forbidden one The true oldest and most powerful cat brother, Ultracat, was sealed away by Joaqoum as UltraCat was seen as too much of a threat to the Kingdom to be allowed to rule around, so Ultracat was imprisoned by a life seal of Joaqoum, so he is only free when Joaqoum dies, but when UltraCat is released, he is the most devastating boss you will ever fight, it's judgemental stare attacking you mentally, the ear growth testing your concentration, and his Stomp and Table Push abilities attacking you physically, this battle will test you in every way you know. Not to mention the only thing this ultimate beast drops is more blindness thanks to the Curse of Joaqoum, which Makes Ultracat the strongest being in the entire kingdom. *I hope you all enjoyed this it took ages lmao*

Class 1-c's quirks are looking weird

9:14 Name: Gilbert, Destroyer of stockholm

I love how serious things get at 1:02! xD

*TOP 10 ANIME BOSS BATTLES*

4:54: You mess with the crabbo you get the stabbo

This was my first soothouse video, and I still revisit it to this day.

I'll definitely put these in a game when I'm bored in 2022

Someone needs to make a soothouse rpg where these bosses are the main enemy's

When the sound went out at 0:41 I thought my headphones fell out

I will go into more depth on bosses: Dan: his only attack is his CAWWW, making him a weak boss. But dont underestimate dan, he can shed his armor creating clones because of how fast he goes. If you attack the wrong dan you will be attacked by his powerful CAAWWWWWW attack. Drops his lightsabre. Has a chance to drop his speed chip, allowing him to go so fast. Boss #2 Extend-o-hugger can shout compliments, he can also learn more about you and make the compliments more personal. Thats is all he can do. Drops his wife. Can drop his extend o arms. Boss #3 Spider cat: his passive is he cannot move. His laser eyes involve him using a secret breathing technique. His 360 degree head rotation lets him shoot you all around. His tail whip stings. Which is why he needs to get you close to him. Can drop his eyes to equip for laser eyes like him. Drops cataracts. Boss #4 Longe Boye Attacks using ice clones to fend for him. If you manage to get the laser eyes from spider cat, this is a relatively easy boss. Has a chance to drop a scroll, using it allows you to create clones just like him. Boss #5 The squat brothers: they don't attack. They have a defensive squat. It deflects anything except the emerald splash. (I thought i should've tossed in a jojo reference) they are optional bosses. They drop a full adidas set. Allowing you to punch faster and stronger. The shoes give you the ability to run so fast it looks like you teleported. A passive ability that activates itself when you are attacked. Boss #6 The stabbo crabbo. His only attacks involve him stabbing you, and conducting the water. Phase 2 involves him grabbing a random raid member to hold with his other crab hand and incapacitates them. Drops moldy crab meat. Has a chance to drop his knife. It has a 50% chance to critical attack. can also drop imatation crab meat that heals more than the moldy version Boss #6 Lin feng: can use a lethal water attack. Can only use when blasted with water through a hole in his body. Drops monstars inc pajamas. Boss #7 Ringcat: malleable. Holds all the wisdom in the world. But cannot use it due to his inability to speak english. Defeating him will give you his ring. Another upside to defeating him his he gives you one free wish. Make the rest of the boss descriptions edit: finally back and have enough energy to do more boss #8 Pookie, master of the skies: was seperated from his brothers at birth. flys into arena with balloons and says "haiwo. me am boss. let us fight" and flys at you. it as a dodegable attack if you use the adidas set from boss #5. attacks: the charge at the start of the fight. he shoots out a spit ball at you. his final attack is he pulls out a glock 19 and shoots you. his drops: his balloons. has a chance to drop his glock and it does 50 damage to water and fire types boss #9 machete pancake, the feared. he speaks in Norwegian and says "la oss kjempe tispe!" at the start and throws his machete at you. he pulls out another one thats covered in rat poison. it deals more damage and does 5 poison damage each second. you need many health potions and a rat cure potion to get rid of the rat poison. he can eat his pancake face and regenerate one. then he gains a speed boost for 15 seconds from the sugar in the pancakes. this can be matched if you have the adidas set on. his attacks: the machete toss. the poison machete stab and toss. and his dash. boss #10 joaqoum, the wizard king. third of the cat brothers. compromises his strength for intellect. says "i am the final cat brother. you have defeated my brothers. i might look smol but am power!" and shoots a laser at you. it deals 10 damage. attacks: a fire ball random angle attack. it does 10000000000000000000 damage, enough to kill anything. can pull out a spell book and summon ghosts of the previous cat brothers. they use the attacks they had. he can chant in ancient tounge and summon a portal to bring a random boss. it is a night mare version and when killed drops "cursed" items of that boss. they can only be used once before depleting your life to 1 hp and do what it did better. you can bless them and make them "holy" items and they still do the amazing effect while removing the hp depleting effect. they can have a chance to be "blessed" versions that are way better. drops: his sick hat, his spell book, and a second sick beat. boss #11 c̫̖̦̻̯͕̬̄̏́a̟̣̞̦̪̒̏̚͝t̏҉̜͕͕̜̬͖̥s͉̖̯̩̮̏̃̇ͩ́t͓̼̻͖̗͕̀̀r̳͓̥̱͛̊̅̈͞o̧͔͚͔̝̼̟͙̅y̫͍͕̟̫͉̫̿̿̏ͩ͠ͅę̱̰͚͕͇̲͇ͮͩř̢͙̗̩̠̯̥̂̃,̻͎̯̘̜̣̙̾̋́ ̵̰͔̟͊t̩̪̖ͥ̌͐̕ͅh̶͖̫̋e̛͓̱̯͉̭̝ͮ̽ͅ ̧͖̬̟̫̭̅̓̅̾c̜͈̤̫̝̪̩̗̽ͣͭ͞u̢̳͇̥͓͇̥ͮ̏r̭͇̤̙̍͜ͅs̴̰͎̺͍̼̞͔͒̍ȅ̹̩̯̲̹ͯͪ͝d̡͇̠̿͂͗̓ . it is the fourth ancient cat brother. nobody has ever known about him. attacks: his almighty stomp. his screech, sending you flying. his almighty death stare. and the ability to push to table your standing on. drops: his almighty growth ability. and blindness edit 2: an optional quest for boss #2 was to give the note to the wife Edit 3: if the speed chip and the suit are combined you can skip some bosses but most of them are unskippable

I love how there's legit world building unfolding in this.

Dark souls 4 looks lit

That Level 10 Water Spirit had me dying. 😂😂😂

I think it’d be cool if defeating the *Squat Brothers* gives you an alternative *Stabbo Crabbo* boss that is harder and it wields more knifes and liquifies you’re weapons.

When Dan is killed, he instinctual beat-boxes.

The last cat boss... A force to be reckoned with... *Big Boye.*

BRB I gotta turn this into a real MMO achtually nevuhrmind

Cataracts is a debuff which can give you -20 perception which you will need the glasses armour to try and counteract

9:30 makes you go through an existential crisis with his stare

You guys are aces at improv Unless its just an editing trick to make everyone sound skilled

I was really hoping they'd do the boss from the thumbnail.

The boss fights against the legendary cats leave you visually impaired, forcing the player to rethink their strategies and teaching them to not only trust their eyes. The player must learn to use sound and vibrations from the controller to perceive threats, until they are able to win their sight back. This new knowledge proves useful at the final boss against the scourge of both sea and land, Stabbo Crabbo. The game is innovative, challenging, and an overall great experience. 10/10, game of the year.

december begins: all are concerned for, the healthbar in the sky now reads "Dan, master of hexagons"