The WORST Houseguests for Each Enneagram Type 

It’s hilarious that the worst house guest for a two is another two.

The houseguest for the 5 not even making it in the front door 😂

I love that the 5 never even had issues inside the home

As a 7, I'll pretty much do whatever my guest wants to do, even if that's nothing....but if they really wanna get under my skin, they'll start giving unsolicited "advice" on how clean/organize my house or life or pointing out inadequacies around the house. So essentially a vocal 1.

As a 4, the only thing worse than someone just "not getting it" is someone who tries to out-4 me with their uniqueness, especially if it's in the category I have already claimed 😂

A 2 is the best type of houseguest... for everyone except another 2

9 with a super strong 1 wing here...the door opening and "SURPRISE!!" almost made me faint dead away 😂💀 Also the shoes...the tea bag...the hair....eeeek. Spot on as always!

Oh, my gosh, as a Six, when she said the thing about "Can we talk about your homeowner's insurance?" while waiting for the ambulance. I nearly hyperventilated. I have a wing 5, so I think I'll just not invite anybody over ... (Very funny video, spot on, loved it!)

Before I watched, I was going to say that as a 5 the worst houseguest is any houseguest. You nailed it!

I'm a 5 and I've literally done that to people, even my family. No matter how far they drive, unannounced? They won't get through the door.

As a 9… snapping your fingers at me to do something active or hyper spontaneously after showing up as a surprise… my inner rage just bubbles at the thought. Yeah, that was right on target.

As a 4, my heart broke for the mug 😅also for all the times I tried to obsess over a deep subject w someone and received a weird look lol

As a 9, I would actually like a guest like that because Im too lazy to plan anything myself... if I had a friend that came over and had the day planned, I would be like GREAT thanks for planning and forcing me out... lol. Just call first because I need to put on real pants and a bra.... and please don't do it ALL the time. My worst nightmare is probably an 8 that comes into my space to spout off their political opinions for an obscene amount of time. Nodding and smiling does get old after a while.

This solidifies that I am a one. For sure. My mom will clean up when she visits, and I will totally let her. Then I'll find one dish out of place, or all the bowls in a different cabinet, or what have you, and I'll freak out. Anyone that mentions all the cleaning I need to do when, yes, I've noticed, I'll get around to it when I can with two under two. Or people's toe nail clippings. Or people leaving dishes haphazardly instead of stacking the bowls with the bowls in the sink, the plates on the plates, the utensils in the cups, the cups stacked if they can be stacked. Don't leave your used napkins on the table, put them on your plate when you've finished eating! The anger will be held in until the person leaves and/or overstays their welcome. And it's very passive aggressive anger, because I know it's not the best reason to get angry at someone about.

As a 7, I loved this. Just saying “no” but not offering any suggestions- and the criticism at the end 🙈 I felt so seen! *I have also learned not to drop hair on my friends’ floors. Apparently it’s not a cool move. 🤷🏼‍♀️

8 - hit the nail right on the head. I actually said “noooo” out loud when you got to the point of the visit.

I’m a 1, and 1’s guests really made me shudder 😂😅. Spot on! I recently got super tense and stressed out when one of my house guests spent an evening in my new white couch with her feet up and heavily dragging them back and forth. During that whole night I tried to focus on the groups conversation while at the same time forcing myself from telling her to stop destroying my sofa!!!!!!! 🛋 I’m an ENFJ, so perhaps that affects me in the way that I find it very hard to tell guests that I have house rules (keep yourself and things clean, un-damaged and in order, please); I want first and foremost my guests to feel welcome, at ease and accepted - and keep our relationship free from friction (so I suffer in silence). And number 9 can send it’s guest to me! I want to have at least one friend that spontaneously (texts me first and then) show up and take me out on adventures! And if I’m having a “leave me alone day” I’ll just ignore opening the door, like number 5. What a well done and entertaining video. 👏😂

I am not in eneagram two but when my family or my former in laws came over and would clean my house it drove me bananas. As much as I appreciate them wanting to help no it's part of my copping mechanisms I need to clean and have my house organized the way I want it to be. Their help makes it worse.

As a nine I was more agitated at them just showing up more so than not having a plan. Lol. If someone just “shows up” at my house I don’t answer the door. ✌🏻 Great video! 😂

As a 5 married to a 9... yeah, we're not letting you in if you show up unexpectedly. Sorry! We're both hiding from you!

I’m a bit of a counter type 9 in that I do love to do things spontaneously, so my nightmare guest is anyone who comes in my house and makes me feel uncomfortable by noticing the mess, or by being overly combative, or staying too long.

Falling off the ladder did it for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm not a 6, but could imagine their anxiety level and inner panic hahahaha

5 hit me so hard

Type 1 and I LITERALLY felt my heart skip a beat with the tea bags. I.... I am in shock

I'm a five and I do NOT hate all houseguests. I much prefer people coming to my house, so I don't have to make the effort to go to theirs and then try to adjust to their environment. The one you did for the nines is more my nightmare- give me some warning, PLEASE!

This is so clever. Number five was brilliant and accurate!

I'm a 3w2. I am ALWAYS washing dishes at other people's house 🤣 Sorry my 2 friends. I didn't realize I was driving you nuts, I just can't stand dishes in my sink and want to help. Also, talking over me and negging on my experiences or my stuff (especially if it is new or I am proud of it) makes me insaaaaane. But I totally felt that moment in the two video where you do something nice for someone and they are like "oh. No thank you." 😱😱😱 Just LEAVE!

The office looks AH-MAZING!

The intro “Oh my god that was your grandma’s?” I knew right off that was directed at us 4s 😂

As a 3, I thought the 1 houseguest was bad then I saw the 3 and I thought “Get out.”

... This video has confirmed that I am most definitely a 7. 😂😂😂

I’m a four and almost had a heart attack when she broke the cup that was her grandmother’s 😂

The worst house guest for me as a 4....all 9 types 🤣

Oh my word I love this!

Can you please send that Enneagram 2 guest to my house? 😜

Oh my goodness, they were all kind of yikes.

Love how a 2s worst houseguest is basically another type 2 haha. Your video is so funny and on point as usual :D

I’m a 6 wing 5. This hits the nail on the head for me!😊

4w5 and I audibly gasped as she dropped the cup and was literally sweating when she wasn't leaving - then the knocking on the door non-stop - I had to take a moment of stress relief after how accurate these were for my enneagram ha! Amazing!

So funny! LOL. You've got me , for sure...I'm a 2. Actually, everyone of the guests was rude. Great comedy...the hair pulling🤣

5w6 here. That actually made my skin crawl right off my body😂

Tip for having fun with 9s: Think of activities that can be done on their sofa This is prolly why my 9 brother is the one sibling who hasn't had a gf yet despite arguably being the most likeable/ having the best personality. I (presumed 5) have no social skills but I'm very direct. Our 6 sister may be a little argumentative but she has many contacts to set her up with ppl. Our bro meanwhile is so nice & patient & civilized & good with kids but he never leaves the house & he's too shy to use online dating as I did. We need to get a chill domestic girlfriend in the room with him once so they can be chill & domestic together

As a 4W5, this is accurate. The 5 guest not even making it inside the house 😂 If they actually do manage to get inside, the 4 horror story haha

4w5 here. This video socially drained me!

4w3. Yep definitely triggered my wing too!

I'm a 9w1 and I'm pretty sure I'm the 7's nightmare. Which made me laugh because I have a good friend who's a 7 (she's my nightmare too-- we know each other well enough to laugh about it).

I'm a 9w8 and my hubby is a 5, and yes, spontaneous drop by's make me want to cry, and I will be in my pj's. 😂 He legit will not even open the door. 😂 Also, on the 8w, I do not remember what I said to someone 67 months and a day ago, so we can't fix it, sis.

Worst houseguest for each type. 1: Type 3 2: Type 1 3: Type 4 4. Type 7 5. Type 2 6. Type 5 7. Type 6 8. Type 9 9. Type 8

My grandma's a 2, and, no exaggeration, a lady came over to her house to visit once and afterward started washing the dishes and my grandma literally yelled, "DON'T WASH MY DISHES!" XD

9 here ... soooo good!

9w8 with strong 5 tendencies. I either want you never to show up, or please *call in advance*.

So accurate!

4w5 and yes on both! But also 9's houseguest....I hate when that happens...therefore revert to 5 😁

The type 9 bad houseguest could also apply to a type 5 as well.

Believe me, I'm a slob… but I was DONE at E1 (insert primal screams here 😱 ☠️)

I'm watching and wondering what the worst houseguest for me could be, then you get to my number. As an 8 I can tell you I have had more than my share of those conversations. And you are right, folk bring up stuff from MONTHS ago, I don't know or remember what they are talking about and I have completely moved on. Free advice to other 8s out there: I have learned that when those convos happen, it isn't about me. The person really is not there for anything close to a conversation, they just want to be heard. More often than not, they really do not care about my side of things, don't care about my motivations or thoughts surrounding it. They just want me to see them and acknowledge their feelings. Indeed, any attempt to share my side of the situation will just be me being defensive, so the best course of action is to say, "Wow! Thank you for telling me this! I am so sorry I hurt you. I will remember this and try to do better in the future." And then - and this is important - stop talking. If you talk more, you will blow it.

Oh man, my hair was shedding so bad after pregnancy and my 1 husband was not a fan 🤣

I love your hilarious videos. I realize I’m not at all unique - just a typical 1. The tea bag on the counter made me laugh out loud!

I’m a 1 and I wanted to scream! LOL

All of these were so bad. But when you hit 8 I died. Few things kill me more than people being late. My ex used to be late or cancel last minute all the time and it was infuriating. The last time I get with someone they were 20 minutes late to coffee, I was fuming by the time they got there and haven’t spoken to them since.

Yep, type 9 would give me hives. I've had friends who've done similar.......

Your videos are always so accurate 🤣

Oh GOSHHHHHHHHHHH this was painful to watch!!!! Ugh . Especially for the 3! I mean that’s just mean! 🤦🏼‍♀️😅

Yep! As a six thaaat is definitely a worst fear (well one of many) lmao

I have been researching for weeks unable to figure out my type. This video just answered that for me....I'm a 2

The 8 one…You’re not only LATE but you wanna talk about stuff that happened 17 months ago…On my time? I said “Nope. Get out.”

My sister would lose her mind if someone was dropping their hair all over her house like that.

Ohmylord I’m a two and I’m trying not to hyperventilate watching her do ‘my’ dishes 😳

As a type 1, the guest from the start definitely gets on my nerves, well done for pinpointing one of my pet peeves The 9 one on the other hand... since I have a strong 9 wing, I do kinda relate to it but it depends on my mood; if I feel tired and just want to relax, then I'm definitely going to decline their offer

I guess I'm enneagram 123456789, cuz there was something to hate in ALL of these (I'm a type 7w8). Jeez, I'm stressed haha

Can House Guest #2 come over to my house?

As a 5 LOL

I love you so much

All of these are so obnoxious! 😂oh my gosh! I'm a type 2, not sure yet if wing 1 or wing 3 because I honestly act like both lol

8w9 👌🏾

3 & 7 were RUDE!

Is it too "9" of me to say I wouldn't want any of these houseguests? ;)

Looks like the worst type for a 4 is a 7.