FACEBOOK: / chrisstuckmann TWITTER: / chris_stuckmann OFFICIAL SITE: www.chrisstuckmann.com Chris Stuckmann gives his picks for the Top 10 Worst Movies of 2015.
a movie revolving about sex but has ONLY 3 brief sex scenes / cringefest. If a porn parody actually comes out (pun intended) better than the movie it's supposed to parodied...
Returded Phoenixmorph hey fuck you man, that movie saved my life. And the acting was fantastic. Shit deserves a Oscar. Almost as great as a Michael bay film
When I liked the movies that no one liked. (Pixels, Suicide Squad, etc. To be honest Suicide Squad was half/half and I was on the side of the people who liked the movie.)
Daniel Findura Well I mean, supposedly Deadpool was in X-men Origins: Wolverine, I looked again, but the only thing I saw was this weird pale guy who was the exact of opposite of Deadpool. So it's not like their track record is good. I'm really trying to be optimistic, honestly, but it's kinda hard, you know.
Taken didn't need any sequels at all. I hate when studios make unnecessary sequels. Taken was an amazing movie and a very unique action film. And they ruined it with the next 2 films.
Thankfully Taken has not been ruined for me because as soon as I saw taken 2 coming soon I blocked it from my mind and refused to acknowledge it's existence. I knew there was no way it was going to be anything other than a ruiner.
+Koki F yep i agree also who has the idea too create a bad book(twilight) then make a bad movie out of it(twilight) then too make a bad book off that movie (50 shades of grey) and make an even worse movie out off it this is like the circle of fail
1. Fantastic four 2. Fantastic four 3. Fantastic four 4.Fantastic four 5. Fantastic four 6. Jem and the holograms 7.Jem and the holograms 8.Jem and the holograms 9. Jem and the holograms 10. Jem and the holograms
+Bin Map Yes that's because you aren't a small child, if you were you would probably enjoy it, and if it's a film made more small children and it's making them happy and entertaining them then they kind of succeded didn't they? All movies don't have to appeal to everyone, and movies that try that usually fail.
+Bin Map I you are allowed to criticize it, I just think it's kind of silly that you spend your time bashing a kids movie starring a bunch of 7 year olds.
+Leon Lind finding nemo, inside out, how to train your dragon, toy story, lion king. These are all movies aimed towards kids but are enjoyable even if your an adult just because your movie is meant for kids doesn't give it an excuse to be bad because Guess whose bringing those kids to see the movie in the first place
She used to be in a shampoo commercial that would always come on the TV at my gym, and I swear no matter what I was listening to on my headphones, that fucking voice of hers would pierce through.
Better than Fury Road?! Nooo way. I wasn't as impressed as I thought I was going to be when watching Fury Road but there is no doubt in my mind that it's better than some poorly made Adam Sandler film.
Hayden Christensen. It's not that I don't want to see him in Episode VIII. It's that, if he is in there, I want him to fucking destroy it and redeem himself. Because god, what a weird career.
He needs a good director and a good script for once. He was great in like 3 of his films, because the plot and the script are actually good. His agent sucks balls at getting him gigs with the right people.
+Leaping Carrot "Shattered Glass" says otherwise. I would call him limited, but one capable of a good job depending on the role. I though he had his moments as Anakin, especially when he didn't have to mouth crappy dialogue (the guy does have a pretty convincing psycho stare).
+Angry Brazilian Fanboy Then you have better luck than I did, at least we can agree that because of Fifty Shades of Shit we will have Fifty Shades of Black, I don't care if it's the same guys from Scary Movie I only want Hollywood to acknowledge how stupid they looked when they decided to make a profit from sexually represed middleaged women fanfic
+Angry Brazilian Fanboy I totally forgot that it was still considered cool to hate on Fifty Shades. Don't mistake me, it's still a horrible movie, but for fuck's sake guys, there were FAR worse movies out there this year.
I'm sure Kevin James is smarter than the current buffoon in the Whitehouse. At least I can often laugh at Trump, I haven't laughed at Kevin James since King of Queens!
Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Loved - Ex Machina Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Spotlight Movie No One Loved/Movie I Loved - Vacation Movie No One Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Fant4stic
Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Loved - The Martian/The Revenant Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Spotlight Movie No One Loved/Movie I Loved - Chappie Movie No One Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Paul Blart 2/Jem and the Holograms
I think it's hilarious when people say 50 Shades of Grey isn't porn. I remember a few years ago in English class the girl sitting next to me was reading it, and the teacher walks up to her and asks her questions about it, and of course, one of them was "isn't it porn?". The girl replied defensively saying that it wasn't, and the people who say it is just want to give it a bad reputation, and the guy sitting across from her reached over, opened to a random page, and read aloud a sex scene. Fucking hilarious.
lily14130 shut in, nine lives, gods of Egypt, when the brough breaks, the disappointment room, the other side of the door, max steel, and norm of the north will definitely be on the list
+Samantha Gonzalez I'd rather watch one of the twilight movies than Fifty Shades, at least they have vampire andd werewolves and shit. Also, Kristen it's not completely hopeless as an actress, I really liked her performance in Camp X-ray and American Ultra.
+Samantha Gonzalez I think that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson has better chemistry then Dakota and Jamie. But to be truly honest, they all had terrible chemistry.
I watched Tak3n on a plane, and it was the first time in history, I got sick on a plane. 100% the movie's fault. It was the only movie on this list I saw. I like the Paranormal Activity franchise, but will never watch Ghost Dimensions for one simple reason, "Filmed in 3D" I will never, ever (again) watch a movie filmed IN 3D. Post converted, sure, but never filmed IN 3D or shown in 3D. 3D is stupid and adds nothing to a movie... nothing.
I despise 3D as well but the image quality of post conversion is always worse than filmed in. Neither are forgivable but post conversion is unwatchable.
My biggest dissapointment was Pixels: It could have been so great an action movie, a live-action of Wreck-it-Ralph but then Adam Sandler got involved. You know you are toxic when even Tyrion Lannister can't save your movie!
+TheEnvisager "Nicholas Cage and Hayden Christensen in a straight-to-video, on demand movie. Well that's all you need to know right there!" He's right! That *is* all I have to know.... to know I *DEFINITELY* need to see this movie!!
+Vince Villanueva Hell i couldnt even bring myself to buy the book. I tried reading it while i was at the grocery store and my brain hurt after only chapter 1. I couldnt finish chapter 2 before i put the book down. The only way ill ever pay to watch that movie is if it ever shows up on Rifftrax
Disney: What movie should we make? Employees: (character you like) or (character you like) Disney: I KNOW! Another shitty Peter Pan film! Employees: -_-
+Unshaved Malevolence I actually just finished a graphic design class not too long ago and from being in that I have grown to hate and love Comic Sans. It is so jointy and gloopy. It looks cute... But so gross
+Unshaved Malevolence Yeah, that's the thing. It's generally looked down upon because of its legibility and visual quality when it's used towards anything, a biiiig no no. It's not an internet trend. #GraphicDesignKnowledge
I think he was referencing the fact that ALL of the marketing for Fant4stic featured the number amidst the letters. Taken 3 at least went back and forth. ;)
worst theater experience, unfortunately, was 'The Martian'; NOT because of the movie itself, but because the movie theater did NOT put it in one of the big theaters on opening day, they put it in this shitty small theater; so it was packed, AND, I unfortunately sat next to the most annoying old couple ever. The movie is generally quiet throughout with minimal dialog, except for the guy next to his wife sitting next to me explaining every part of the fucking movie to her. Not only was he providing his own explanations for everything, everything he said was scientifically inaccurate! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! After everyone, including me, shushing him several fucking times, it took until half way through the movie for him to sort of shut up. He still added his own commentary right up until the end of the movie......ugh. But that's not the worst.... There was music in the movie; Disco music. The old lady (the chatty asshole's wife sitting next to me) loved the music, and started bouncing in her fucking seat every time the disco music started... seriously,... bouncing in her seat.... and not to any rhythm, just bouncing. Bouncing so hard she jiggled the entire fucking row of seats!!!!!! My whole body was convulsing. AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm still pissed about that because it was a great fucking movie and these two old assholes ruined it!! I went back the next morning to see the first showing of the movie on a weekday hoping there wasn't many people because it was still only being shown in the shitty small theater... and thank god there was only a couple of people in the theater. They were quiet. I got to experience the movie, on a smaller screen though.... ugh.
My experience with Spectre was very similar to that except I knew the guy and it was his girlfriend adding her commentary and asking questions the whole movie
I had a severely autistic boy (genuinely disabled) behind me in Star Wars The Force Awakens who kept tapping his feet and yelling at serious moments...
+Korben Dallas There was a man with the most obnoxious laugh in my viewing. He guffawed at just about everything; even things that weren't meant to be funny. It was so annoying.
My top 20 worst films of 2015: 20. Pan 19. Pixels 18. The Perfect Guy 17. Sinister 2 16. Poltergeist (2015) 15. Fant4stic!!! 14. Vacation (2015) 13. Knock Knock 12. Hot Pursuit 11. The Loft 10. The Boy Next Door 9. Hitman: Agent 47 8. Love The Coopers 7. Point Break (2015) 6. Stonewall 5. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 4. Jem And The Holograms 3. Unfinished Business 2. Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension/The Gallows 1. Fifty Shades Of Grey (THANK YOU, CHRIS STUCKMANN!!!!) :D Dishonorable Mentions: Terminator: Genisys, Jupiter Ascending, The Longest Ride, The Gunman, San Andreas, The Last Witch Hunter, Rock The Kasbah, Mortdecai, Get Hard, Unfriended
@@fromthehaven94 How about adding, "From the studio that brought you Dragonball Evolution, Speed 2 : Cruise Control, and The Happening" That would've been more and more accurate. Chris would've definetely not watch the movie if they put "Dragonball Evolution" in the tagline lmaoo
As a writer myself, 50Shades is also an abomination to me. Here I am, struggling to write a coherent story that will probably never be published, and this woman gets a badly-written fanfic to be made into a movie! AND she wrote the same story again, only changing the POV of the story! 1 million copies sold in four days! Wooo!!! Muh money!!! I mean... It makes me sad.
Top 10 Rotten Eggs of 2015 1. Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Roadchip 2. Faith of Our Fathers 3. The Gallows 4. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 5. Fifty Shades of Grey 6. War Room 7. Hot Pursuit 8. The Loft 9. Fantastic Four 10. Home Films that didn't make it (reasons why):Taken 3 (Didn't make it) Vacation (Didn't make it) CHAPPIE (Didn't make It) Unfinished Business (Didn't make it) Pan (Didn't make it) Do You Believe? (Didn't make it) The Boy Next Door (Didn't make it) Jupiter Ascending (Didn't make it) Pixels (Didn't hate it) Terminator: Genisys (Wasn't that bad) Aloha (Didn't see it) Blackhat (Didn't make it) Little Boy (Wasn't that bad) Crimson Peak (Didn't make it) Love The Coopers (Didn't see it) Old Fashioned (Didn't see it) Entourage (Didn't make it) Hitman: Agent 47 (Didn't make it) Ted 2 (Wasn't that bad) Paper Towns (Wasn't that bad) Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (Didn't see it) The Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (Didn't seen it) Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (Didn't see it) Mortdecai (Didn't make it) The 33 (Didn't make it)
The problem with Fant4stic, and the reason why I refuse to watch it, is that it isn't the movie it was going to be. Not that it wasn't the movie it tried to be, but that was not the movie they intended to make or release. For some unknown reason the studio decided to not only re-edit the film, but re-shoot parts of the film, without the director's permission! There were scenes in the trailers that were cur out of the film itself! If they were to come out with a Director's Cut, with all of the original footage, and true to Josh Trank's original vision, I would gladly watch it. And if that version turned out to be shit, than there it absolutely no hope for Fant4stic!
I knew fifty shades of grey was shit, so i didnt watch it, but it made over 570million on a 40 mil budget... (according to wiki) please guys... if its a shit movie... just dont watch it or we'll get more shit
+Christopher Cinema You see if you're English, January is the best film of the year. That's when we get all of the best films: Creed, The Revenant, The Big Short, Room... there's a lot more.
My worst theater experience was when I went to see Mockingjay Part 2 and right in the middle of the movie (when they were in the underground tunnels about to be attacked by the mutts) was when the theater had a power outage. We stayed as long as we could and waited for the movie to come back on but they made everyone leave ;(
The only film I saw in theaters from this bunch was Jupiter Ascending. I wanted to support it because it was a sci-fi blockbuster film with an original screenplay. While I do not hate it as much as many people do, as it did have amazing visuals and action scenes, as well as an amazing score, it also had some of the worst dialogue I have ever heard in any movie.
+The Rain Man Really? John Wick? I thought it was good. Not amazing but not terrible either. Ex Machina and Creed are excellent movies though, I agree with you there.
+Starfoxx87 I enjoyed Sinister 2 personally. It wasn't nearly as good as the first Sinister, which is my personal favorite horror film, but it wasn't bad.
+TheFpsGamer1125 First sinister was awesome, i loved it. You're one of the first people i've heard of that genuinely disliked it. Sinister 2 was terrible though.
+mynewslacks I guess I didn't like it cuz I'm just generally dissapointed with horror movies these days. cheesy false alarms, scares and stuff. you can just pretty much predict the moments. the plot twists were fine, but the general flow was way too predictable. but that is a problem not only with sinister, but with other horror movies as well :/
For every Mad Max: Fury Road, there's a few Pixels. My worst theater experience was when I went to see Avengers 2. I was literally surrounded by people with babies that would cry every 5-10 minutes and the parents wouldn't take them out of the theater. WHO TAKES A BABY TO A 9:00 PM SHOWING OF A MOVIE?!?!?!?!
+Usama Syed Because nobody saw it. I've personally never even heard of it until recently, so I have no idea why a huge mass of people saw it and are now commenting this on every video.
+OG Drift Black Nerd Comedy and RebelTaxi saw them, their reviews/reactions are hilarious and call it one of/THE worst movie of 2015. So yeah, we're surprised. Surely they could've watched it on DVD.
I think it's safe to say that 2016 as a whole is going to have a lot of films for him to pick from. I haven't come across anything yet that should be named a 'good' movie.
The "Yay" at the end got me and brought me back from my own near death experience. My own MOTHER likes Fifty Shades of Grey and I could not for the life of me find the best way to explain to her why I despise that movie. And now... I have the means of doing so. Thank you Chris. Thank you.
Kevin James going WHOA WHOA I'm the president WHOAAA WHOAA Whoooops I dropped something WHOAAA AA WHOAAAAAA I am so happy I'm Adam Sandler's friend .. where's Rob Schneider LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hy chris, big fan here, i would love it and appreciate it of you would make a list of the underrated films of 2015, u know the ones that didnt get enough credit or didnt do that good boxoffice wise , thnx
I actually loved the movie Hitman starring Timothy Olyphant that came out a few years ago. I can't actually seem to recall any part of it that I didn't enjoy.
great videos! awesome how you go into detail about why you didnt like or like the movies most reviewers just say "no good bye" pretty much great job chris keep the reviews coming!
