The Worst Years Of Our Lives - Safety Third #7 

I'm sensing a pattern with Nigel consuming inordinate amounts of various drinks

I always thought Nigel sounded way too normal for a chemist, but now after this podcast and the milk episode everything makes a lot more sense

Nigel having no stories for most of the podcast then hitting us with pocket hot dogs was amazing

Between the energy drinks and the milk thing in the other episode, I'm beginning to think Nigel's stomach has been through more abuse from weird liquids than his glassware.

William Osman is doing incredible work by simply getting Nigel to talk about stuff other then chemistry. He’s such an interesting figure!

I love this podcast so much. So glad it didn't stop after just one episode like so many do

I cant believe Allen's story started with a yaoi paddle and somehow still managed to get worse

You guys really need to advertise this podcast more on your socials or your channels. This is way too much fun that most of your audience has no idea about.

this is a healing episode. these people are healing themselves. I'd hang out with the pocket hotdog kid.

daniel talking about how lactose intolerant he is reminded me of nigel’s story about how he made himself lactose intolerant from doing GOMAD

Wow, here's a crossover I didn't expect. Excellent! P.S. You should get Styropyro on a future episode. That would be incredible.

Daniel Thrasher, sick guest! I never thought Daniel and Nigel would be connected, special thanks to Raid Shadow Legends for hooking it up

on each episode, Nigel's lore expanding.

This podcast is genuinely one of the funniest I've ever seen. I'm literally hurting with laughter. Madmen the lot of you.

Daniel's pause and delivery of "music" at 29:42 is just... 😔👌 gold I really enjoyed this episode! More embarrassing stories please

Let us all remember that Nigel considered his e-mail story to be an advanced move on his part

Nigel is an endless source of weird stories, I love him

Nigel's story of his pocket hotdog reminds me of William's pocket meat mountain in the H3 podcast.

Daniel literally had the entire world in the palm of his hands, everything that every teenage boy has ever dreamed of, the love story that makes everybody jealous, and my man kissed her knee. You poor thing.

i laughed so hard when alan was taking about making erotic yaoi fanart that i fell on the floor

why has Nigel just holed every memory he's ever had

Allen had the laugh of his life with danie'ls knee making out story holly crap

Get Simone Geirtz in one of these episodes. It would be awesome

It's very uncomfortable to know how casual everyone was about showing there balls

I love learning more and more about Nigel each time. He's lived such an interesting life

Regarding the brown note discussion, I think the device you guys are looking for is a "rotary woofer." It's essentially a fan in a duct between two volumes, with variable-pitch blades like an airplane propeller. You modulate the blades' pitch at low frequencies, and that produces very low-frequency sound waves at a reasonable intensity.

Ive had terrible depression and anxiety for a long time. If i drink one cup of weak coffee, i feel like my heart will stop. Anxiety and coffee is a terrible combo.

You lot somehow keep making each episode better, I haven't laughed this much in at least a week. Please, keep it up!

Best one so far, Nigel and his pocket sausage was just too much 😂 reminded me of a few years ago I was at a festival and dropped some acid.. I walked around with a cooked sausage in my pocket and if things got weird I’d physically hold it to bring me back to some sort of reality and it was known as the safety sausage. 😂😂 stay in school kids, and drugs are bad lol.

In todays episode Will cleans at a party, Daniel plays the pipes, Allen draws weird fanfare, and Nigel has "hot pockets'!"

NileRed: a hot dog for you in these troubling times?

Officer: Do you know how fast you were going? Daniel: The speed of smell

Daniel Thrasher? And my science “educational” youtubers?! *queue greatest crossover of all time joke*

It is so F**king cute that Chelsey not only notice he was cleaning but actually was impressed with it. Caretaker is awesome, she must be protected at all costs.

if there's a real instrument that can do the brown noise, it's a pipe organ. Pipe organs are built into buildings and plumbed with bellows that originally had to be manually run (in cathedrals etc that these were originally invented in), but modern pipe organs run motorized air pumps to achieve their sound through the pipes that are sized to each note's specific size of sound wave- with the biggest, going from memory, I think is about a meter wide at the widest point in the pipe organ at the sydney opera house, which I think is the biggest in the world, or was at some point- it'd be a cool collaboration to see you guys make a brown note pipe for them to run at the sydney opera house on their pipe organ, complete with a key to play it, but it's a hell of a project to do innit

I fucking love Allen Pan's laugh

I am literally gutted at Allen’s Yaoi story I don’t think I’ve ever cringed so hard

Honestly, Daniel being here is a surprising but very welcome crossover. Please bring him back in the future. Also, this has been one of the best episodes so far. Keep it up!

This podcast is great and I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks to everyone for sharing their cringe.

Oh my word Allen's laugh is the greatest thing🤣 Also the laughter from all the guys at 1:00:53 😂😂 This is the greatest podcast ever❤️

definitely one of the best episodes of this podcast, from naruto yaoi to pocket hotdog

The pocket hotdog needs to be on the first merch of this podcast

This podcast keeps getting better and better

Pure GOLD. This is the only podcast where I partially relate to each of them. Nigel is the awkward science kid in me, Daniel is the reasonable me that keeps my friends in check, Allan and William are the me that just want to have fun and if the world burns we'll bring the s'mores.

Nigel putting a hot dog in his pocket is like Napoleon dynamite with taters

The story’s that Nigel brings to the table are just incredible 🤣🤣🤣

The Nigel story about his girlfriend breaking up with him over email made me do a legitimate spit-take

WIlliam: "My advice to anybody who has anxiety: cut caffeine out and see what happens" Me: _never drinks any caffeine but still has anxiety_

I discovered all these boys threw William years ago. And I must say I don’t regret it. I’m team all of them. However I wish they’d post more. ☹️

My friend had kind of the same story as Nigel but instead of a hotdog, he would put beans in his pockets. So we're in band together and it's right before a performance, he just pulls some beans out and pocket and started munching on them lol

People who would be good to have in this podcast: Joel creates Michael reeves Styropyro The hacksmith Mark rober Stuff made here JLazervideo Explosions&fire Ididathing Bobbydukearts Louis weise Unnecessary inventions ElectroBoom

Do you know how hard you guys make it to not audibly die laughing at work? Also I'm now afraid of all the repressed gringy memories that are going to start bubbling up now thanks to this unexpected therapy session. So thanks for that. Seriously though good shit.

It's such a crime that this podcast was mentioned super off hand once and none of them seemingly tried to advertise it again

Nigel is the greatest, i apologize to the rest of y'all, you're good too but i don't retract my original statement

Nothing says love quite like bagpipes

Nigel's story about having so much social anxiety that he didn't want to go to school is way more relatable than I expected. In the past I've tried to explain that so many times to people around me, but I just thought it was me being too weird because no one understood what I meant. xD

less than three minutes in and they are talking about The Fappenning. Good Show.

i love the way Allen loses it and goes in a laughing fit, so contagious

Alan didn't have to admit to any of this for our entertainment but he did it anyway

I didn’t really watch Allen until I discovered him in this podcast, now I REALLY don’t want to. Just kidding he’s awesome 😎

this podcast is so dang good

cringe tales of simping from jr. highschool.... thanks for bringing back the memories that haunt me at night

I fucking love Nigel

I feel like the brown note would be unique to the resonant frequency of each person. Survey a person’s bowels, then play the note to get things moving.

It seems the inability to pull the trigger is a hallmark of pisces. I'm convinced that's why the symbol is 2 Pisces dancing in circles around each other. Put 2 Pisces that like each other together and that's exactly what we do.

Nigel's addiction to liquids keep coming

Alot longer podcast today, I like it

An unexpected and much appreciated guest!

i love Allan's laugh! 😂❣️ awesome guest this week

During winter my car got stuck on a small incline leading to a parking lot, my tires kept slipping. Then, a random guy showed up, he helped me push my car up. I thanked him for the help and he said "No problem, hey, I'm new around here, do you know where I can buy some heroine?" I didn't know how to respond so I just told him "Uh, no, sorry, I just moved here." The dude looked genuinly disapointed and said "Dang, oh well, god bless." and he walked off.

I sent my crush an email (from the school computer room) asking her to go to the Star Wars special edition releases in the mid-90s. She actually said yes. And I panicked and never followed up. fml

I once built a chair to impress a girl. No I will not elaborate

Daniel thrasher I'd say is one of the best guests on this show

When Daniel proposes he's going to go down on one knee

Already liked Daniel Thrasher but him sharing that story about the knee makes me love his presence even more lol

The hotdog story had me literally crying with laughter 🤣

Safety Third, Pocket dogs first.

Nigel is the star of this podcast.

Holy shit ive never clicked so fast. Freakin daniel thrasher

Omg... the most I've laughed in a long time. 🤣 is this the first Daniel Thrasher appearance since the tungsten cube?

I'm only here for Nigel btw :)

This podcast brings me joy, seeing these different sides of my favorite "science" channels

LMAO this is one of the best episodes of all time

I really have to stop listening to this podcast in public because I'm having to stop my self from laughing too much

“I would sometimes carry the hotdog in my pocket” I lost it🤣🤣🤣

These 4 goofs have exactly my humor wow I really needed this this week

i feel like you could give nigel an empty popcorn bag and he'd still find a way to endanger himself or others with it

"I think I can top you again" says Allen after talking about his yaoi art project

Idk why but a picture of Young Danny Thrasher playing bagpipes has me S L A U G H T E R E D

Omg I fuckin love this so much. Just everyone opening up and being themselves, it’s wonderful and hilarious.

Holy cow! Nigel just described the *exact* way I made breakfast for almost three months. It is so convenient; 30 seconds, plus a few more to drop in in a bun, and now you have a hot breakfast that you can eat on the go. Eventually, I graduated to bagel and creamcheese, but I will never forget the 30sec microwaved hotdog.

Honestly, this is one of my favorite podcasts! I love this so much :)

Alan was so invested in Daniel's story about his kiss.

im hear for all of the youtubers kinda related to science

Listening to this episode made me feel like the quiet kid at a guy's sleepover

This podcast is amazing, please keep it like this, frequent, but not daily - with other guests coming. Edit - this blue-shirt guy is a fucking legend

I need to have access to Nigel's proposal e-mail!

omfg WE NEEED MORE YOUNG NIGEL STORYS

Best podcast ever I never laugh this much in an hour continuously my jaw hurts.

Holy shit. Best episode yet. Got quite a few laughs out of me.