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Theo Von Crank Texts Random Numbers - The Half Hour 

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@whit350z2
@whit350z2 5 лет назад
He might be the only human that looks better with a mullet lol
@kenshook
@kenshook 5 лет назад
Cristiano Ronaldo
@riggsbrereton7214
@riggsbrereton7214 5 лет назад
Keith urban
@BrandonHeat92
@BrandonHeat92 5 лет назад
Whit 350z Amanda Nunes
@JP-bc8zc
@JP-bc8zc 5 лет назад
JOE DIRT
@Park-Kim_VMin
@Park-Kim_VMin 5 лет назад
Taehyung
@cor4neb
@cor4neb 4 года назад
He looks like a southern version of Tom Brady
@j0131-w7u
@j0131-w7u 4 года назад
For real lmao
@justme8255
@justme8255 3 года назад
Yes!
@dalekay9ine
@dalekay9ine 3 года назад
He does an entire skit where he's a guy named Tom Brahdy- and it's how he doesn't measure up to Tom Brady. It's in the "from The fault" section of playlists on his RU-vid channel. Check it out, it's really old but hilarious!!!
@dalekay9ine
@dalekay9ine 3 года назад
@@justme8255 see my other comment.
@dalekay9ine
@dalekay9ine 3 года назад
@SynthSony see my comment
@captainmorgan7
@captainmorgan7 5 лет назад
2:20 I can’t believe the crowd clapped at that😂 fuckin great
@kladdha_
@kladdha_ 3 года назад
Theo Von is a gift to humanity.
@iamachubbybunny
@iamachubbybunny 4 года назад
Met him at an airport, nicest man I’ve ever met.
@kartiksaini4828
@kartiksaini4828 3 года назад
Antwon Skills + Mouth McFadden = Theo Von 😆
@chiroptera626
@chiroptera626 6 лет назад
At first I thought his name was "Theo Von Crank" [texts random numbers]
@nathanialroberts3554
@nathanialroberts3554 5 лет назад
me too
@TheParadiseParadox
@TheParadiseParadox 3 года назад
That's his superhero name
@itchyego
@itchyego 5 лет назад
Theo so looks like half of Beavis and Butt-Head who finally finished High School and now cleaned himself up.
@nickgavis0305
@nickgavis0305 5 лет назад
Man I think I wantched this on Comedy Central randomly like 10 years ago that’s crazy lol
@abellopez6597
@abellopez6597 2 года назад
“Give me an hour an an eighth balll I’ll find a kid out here” 😂
@Angellaye
@Angellaye 3 года назад
50 seconds in and I'm already cacklingggg! Why have I avoided your stand up for so long lmao
@k2canine557
@k2canine557 5 лет назад
Theo is hilarious.
@ellie-kc4kj
@ellie-kc4kj 2 года назад
kids sowing messages for help into clothes actually really happened a number of times. i think it was connected to the british clothes shop primark. they had to apologise.
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 2 года назад
I remember hearing of one, like ten years ago, in China… think it was a note inside a product, tho, not clothing.
@bryanwinchell2305
@bryanwinchell2305 2 года назад
You know you’re funny when your funniest bits are when you don’t even realize you’re being funny
@pazu420
@pazu420 Год назад
Ahh, I wish he texted me 😍😂
@Mr.MikeBarksdale
@Mr.MikeBarksdale 3 года назад
The man has that southern charm...
@ChicCanyon
@ChicCanyon 2 года назад
His material isnt bad but he's not the guy who should be delivering it
@octaviocervantes9335
@octaviocervantes9335 2 года назад
He spoke it into existence, they writing messages in clothes now
@enlightenedperson7934
@enlightenedperson7934 6 лет назад
This is ancient, just look at his phone
@killerkennyas
@killerkennyas 6 лет назад
And the unlimited text thimg he said
@herpallday1284
@herpallday1284 6 лет назад
I still have that phone...
@dheadhunter413
@dheadhunter413 5 лет назад
Enlightened Person it’s like an iPhone 5, let me guess, you have the 9.5xp prototype, dick, Theo doesn’t like people like you
@yescoblol
@yescoblol 5 лет назад
dheadhunter413 what the fuck are you on about? Bet my left nut Theo doesnt like people like YOU.
@adamrandles4055
@adamrandles4055 4 года назад
This actually happened some little girl stitched help me into some cheap labour made Primark clothes. I don’t shop there anymore 😬
@mstory4230
@mstory4230 Год назад
You are hilarious. Me and my friend used to do this. 😂
@stevendelcarlo3294
@stevendelcarlo3294 4 года назад
Gotta run that's awesome
@drhambone1598
@drhambone1598 Год назад
Theo "ribcage of a cat and the heart of a lesbian" Von
@RyanMcCarty
@RyanMcCarty 5 лет назад
I'm thirsty jeans has a different meaning now a days.
@tylerh2311
@tylerh2311 5 лет назад
Ryan McCarty please tell
@abaeza123
@abaeza123 6 лет назад
Prank?
@thef.a.c.e.foundation8316
@thef.a.c.e.foundation8316 6 лет назад
I don't know when, but they started calling prank calls, crank calls. I think it's stupid too. Lol
@paynesyler6428
@paynesyler6428 6 лет назад
I think it's more of a dialect thing rather than generational, like "pop" versus "soda". I say prank, as does everyone I know personally, but I see crank a lot as well
@yellowsnow024
@yellowsnow024 6 лет назад
There was a whole show called crank yankers about crank calls
@abaeza123
@abaeza123 6 лет назад
@j m nope. I mostly operate by smell
@videoinsomnia
@videoinsomnia 6 лет назад
People who say crank must have a hearing problem. Someone says prank. They hear crank and roll with it.
@madxbums
@madxbums 6 лет назад
This guy has talent
@otg_dre
@otg_dre 5 лет назад
Time to text some random numbers
@jackdaniels9179
@jackdaniels9179 4 года назад
The funniest part about these jokes is that I don't think that the guy telling them is catching onto the irony that he just trolled some random stranger while pretending to be a man who just lost a leg...and he is judging the random stranger...
@Aurelisk
@Aurelisk 2 года назад
What's funny is this actually happened recently.
@GREENMAN617
@GREENMAN617 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂❤ this kid is great!!!
@user-qr2tf8vl4k
@user-qr2tf8vl4k 5 лет назад
Oh hell yeah. This shit is raw funny
@dykevader01
@dykevader01 3 года назад
When you text random numbers, you have too much time on your hands
@corey01851
@corey01851 6 лет назад
Had a friend attempt suicide by hanging. A week later was speaking to him and told him to hang in there. Embarrassing to say the least
@littlebird3167
@littlebird3167 5 лет назад
Awk
@codyfisher6657
@codyfisher6657 5 лет назад
Ohh that's tight
@codyfisher6657
@codyfisher6657 5 лет назад
I almost choked after I saw your comment
@therookie710
@therookie710 5 лет назад
fuck your comments My cousin successfully took his life by hanging. At the funeral my fiancé says "ah, these shoes are killing me" I lean in "babe look where we are." Im sure she shares your embarrassment.
@vickyturner305
@vickyturner305 5 лет назад
Sometimes saying something like that just happens..doesnt help you feel any less of a peice of shit.
@Ashutt92
@Ashutt92 6 лет назад
“Ed hardy no fed hardly”
@digitaldash9288
@digitaldash9288 6 лет назад
so clean hahha
@StrangeHammer
@StrangeHammer 6 лет назад
Theo's got bars
@EddieMachetti
@EddieMachetti 5 лет назад
That was excellent
@MrChickenstalker
@MrChickenstalker 5 лет назад
💀
@KC-su2ol
@KC-su2ol 4 года назад
☄️
@sunnybibra3590
@sunnybibra3590 5 лет назад
His delivery is a lot better now. He really embraced that southern twang into his speech and character and it's gold.
@Heladio54
@Heladio54 2 года назад
Funny because I just saw a comment saying he should do a Netflix special in the tone and delivery. Duality of man lol.
@thegingedingo6608
@thegingedingo6608 Год назад
facts hes way better now
@BranTheBald
@BranTheBald Год назад
Now he really is killing it, I love to see it
@Joes35
@Joes35 Год назад
Lol he’s the RU-vid Larry the cable guy. A complete unfunny hack. Only idiots think Theo Con is funny
@CBrown-wd7my
@CBrown-wd7my 5 лет назад
“Give me a half a hour and an 8 ball I’ll find a missing kid right out here” I’m dead
@jeffreyreardon7487
@jeffreyreardon7487 5 лет назад
Best line ever
@bellers265
@bellers265 4 года назад
Literally
@mushroombeez878
@mushroombeez878 3 года назад
@Noot Noot PFFT-
@positivelynegative9149
@positivelynegative9149 2 года назад
YOU'RE DEAD?! 😲 Do you need help?
@trapperblaze
@trapperblaze 2 года назад
I read that right as he said it
@Bryantm101
@Bryantm101 6 лет назад
This is OLD!! Rat King lookin like a Yung Buck in this
@AlisterTate
@AlisterTate 6 лет назад
the beginnings of the gender-neutral cut
@herpallday1284
@herpallday1284 6 лет назад
Gaaaaang gaaaaang bruhhhh
@digitaldash9288
@digitaldash9288 6 лет назад
Rat king putting on a real good appearance!
@digitaldash9288
@digitaldash9288 6 лет назад
haha og
@closinginonclosure
@closinginonclosure 6 лет назад
Ah, a new Theo fan. From the podcast I assume. His podcast and being on JRE really brought a lot of new fans. Welcome to the family. You should check out his Netflix special. It’s from around this time. I personally like his new stuff more but it’s still hilarious
@gracehenderson3164
@gracehenderson3164 6 лет назад
You know it's a classic oldie when he mentions "unlimited texting" and it's completely relevant.
@4717-b7j
@4717-b7j 5 лет назад
@@SuperAdam2468 a classic has nothing to do with time a classic can be preformed tomorrow
@firstlast4379
@firstlast4379 5 лет назад
@@SuperAdam2468 No but you are right. 10 years is pretty recent, even by human standards. As a kid 10 years feels like forever, but grinding trough your 30's you feel like 10 years is just a blink of an eye.
@boffyboydj
@boffyboydj 5 лет назад
Wow how gorgeous are you !!
@patrickmccutcheon8860
@patrickmccutcheon8860 5 лет назад
And Nancy Grace at 11.
@cloud_monkey422
@cloud_monkey422 5 лет назад
Adam cars and music are considered oldies at 25 years
@Jake-vl7sv
@Jake-vl7sv 5 лет назад
How slow is this crowd. Totally missed the godson bit
@Plysomack
@Plysomack 4 года назад
He kinda stumbled the words leading right up to the punch word of the bit. I empathetically felt the energy in the room drop at that in-between split moment.
@JazminZenteno1
@JazminZenteno1 4 года назад
I didn’t get it lol
@owenbaker2795
@owenbaker2795 4 года назад
Bro Fr. That was the funniest part
@frogmanpipes9561
@frogmanpipes9561 4 года назад
The crowds not slow. The laughs are played by pushing a button
@danielmeans4954
@danielmeans4954 4 года назад
It is a Theo Von show....
@J3MOdh3NOWX3S
@J3MOdh3NOWX3S 6 лет назад
I luv how the crowd does a congratulatory applause after he says he has a new God son ! Lmao Woooosh !
@michaeljohn8905
@michaeljohn8905 5 лет назад
SS37 3dOH right over the head ! Lol
@Bocensus95
@Bocensus95 5 лет назад
It was a God nephew. Even better. 😂😂
@Om-xt1wx
@Om-xt1wx 5 лет назад
You didn’t even use r/woooosh right stupid, they were playing along
@ssims31
@ssims31 5 лет назад
Hahahaha right?! Thought this crowd missed several jokes!
@surinabraich7113
@surinabraich7113 5 лет назад
Hahahahaha!!!! I was shook too 😂😂
@harleyclements9639
@harleyclements9639 5 лет назад
I feel nobody got the I'm having a nephew in a few weeks joke
@thefumexxl
@thefumexxl 5 лет назад
Dude for sure. That clap was in support lol.
@trayshon899
@trayshon899 5 лет назад
can u explain the joke for me? is it an inside joke or am i just dumb and didn’t get the set up for the joke?
@Hikinggamer23
@Hikinggamer23 4 года назад
@@trayshon899 u dumb
@SchmittySwimz
@SchmittySwimz 3 года назад
@@trayshon899 no inside joke, just that people were not paying attention
@allaroundamazing7007
@allaroundamazing7007 3 года назад
2:08 That joke went over every single person in the audience’s head. They really applauded like “good for you man”😂
@slug884
@slug884 2 года назад
ya the clapping hurt me
@markrung8051
@markrung8051 2 года назад
how can that joke go over anyone's head? must be an american thing
@allaroundamazing7007
@allaroundamazing7007 2 года назад
@@markrung8051 It’s just Theo’s very unique sense of humor lol.
@JohnDoe-uq2qd
@JohnDoe-uq2qd 2 года назад
For real I only have 2 brain cells and even I understood the joke
@yudipota884
@yudipota884 2 года назад
I don't get it someone help meeeee
@Tzadeck
@Tzadeck 6 лет назад
Man Theo is 8000 times funnier these days, haha.
@zachp5701
@zachp5701 5 лет назад
“Well, sharpshooter, you just make ‘em up.” 😂🤣😂 I lost my shit!
@creatorminor1
@creatorminor1 5 лет назад
My brother-in-law died on the job (electrician) a few years ago. And my mother-in-law and sister-in-law kept telling everyone how shocking it was at the wake. I was dyin'. I know my bro-in-law was cracking up if he knew what was being said.
@MlgSediss
@MlgSediss 5 лет назад
That's so funny and sad at the same time. I hope more people can find light in the darkness like this.
@Sinisterkid34
@Sinisterkid34 5 лет назад
Fuck I’m an electrician, so this is scary. How did he die??
@dangerranger4323
@dangerranger4323 3 года назад
@@Sinisterkid34 bro are you just figuring out electricity is dangerous and reconsidering your professsion?
@Sinisterkid34
@Sinisterkid34 3 года назад
@@dangerranger4323 nah the danger is the only fun part
@dangerranger4323
@dangerranger4323 3 года назад
@@Sinisterkid34 😂
@cpeithman999
@cpeithman999 6 лет назад
I'm disappointed in the misleading title..... Was thinking that Theo Von Crank was the best comic stagename ever.
@JustinR941
@JustinR941 6 лет назад
Theo Von is one of the best comics out there
@IHateHandleNames
@IHateHandleNames 6 лет назад
Theo Von Crank lmao. That shit made me laugh harder than the stand up set.
@aotphixion
@aotphixion 6 лет назад
LOL same
@fballer94
@fballer94 6 лет назад
Bruh, how you watching comedy videos and not know who theo von is*
@hadmatter9240
@hadmatter9240 4 года назад
He should have said "speedball" instead of "8-ball".
@teo5836
@teo5836 6 лет назад
Dude...Theo and Tom Segura are the same age... mind blowing......
@thelastdutchman91
@thelastdutchman91 6 лет назад
Matt Daglia no shitt?! Cuz tht just blew my fucking mind
@grizzy77
@grizzy77 6 лет назад
Matt Daglia false. I’m about willing to bet my life that they’re not the same age. Toms like a year older than Theo.
@teo5836
@teo5836 6 лет назад
Grizzy 77 dude..and next year Theo will still appear 10 yrs younger..thats mind blowing a year aint shit.
@teo5836
@teo5836 6 лет назад
Grizzy 77 I look 15 yrs younger than my coworker and hes a year younger bald af at 28 and looks like hes in his 40s, and during a part of a year we will both be the same age
@grizzy77
@grizzy77 6 лет назад
Matt Daglia not really cause this isn’t Theo in 2018. He looks older now. He just did his podcast with micheal bisbing as a guest. He doesn’t look that young. Dj dad mouth just has grey in his beard that make him look older. I don’t think Theo could grow anything other than the fuzz on his chin
@AdamFogelProductions
@AdamFogelProductions 5 лет назад
"well sharpshooter"
@samdavenport4604
@samdavenport4604 2 года назад
Dude my mum's an alcoholic and we don't get along at all, anyway I showed her this and we actually had a proper laugh together for the first time in years, so good lmao, and so cool that comedy can do things like that. Love this guy whoever he is 11 months later update; she kicked me out the house and I had to move countries cause I was homeless, maybe comedy isn't that fantastic after all lol
@rockharddock1711
@rockharddock1711 Год назад
theo von is a legend
@VAAAHNN8711
@VAAAHNN8711 Год назад
Move countries? Where u from?
@samdavenport4604
@samdavenport4604 Год назад
@@VAAAHNN8711 from Scotland to England
@djameelkhodabocus3125
@djameelkhodabocus3125 Год назад
Hope you are doing better!
@jasmineparker253
@jasmineparker253 Год назад
Sam I'm sorry for your predicament
@emmah6454
@emmah6454 5 лет назад
Shit how old is Theo here ? He looks 32 right now but he’s actually 39 . That boy got that youth fountain hitter
@avery42069
@avery42069 2 года назад
Wow he looks so youthful
@eddieisin4010
@eddieisin4010 4 года назад
Haven't cried laughing in a while. The relationship with a woman in a mental institution bit had me bust out laughing and it just rolled from there.
@Sooner757
@Sooner757 4 года назад
In Shawnee!!! I used to live there.
@keetasingletary
@keetasingletary Год назад
"It's actually getting out of hand"😆😆😂😂😂
@crackerbarrelkid5279
@crackerbarrelkid5279 6 лет назад
Theo's amazing. Hell of a performer.
@RickyCue
@RickyCue 6 лет назад
Nic Duvall very strong performer #YMH
@EdibleCoKane
@EdibleCoKane 6 лет назад
He seems like the most relatable guy in stand up right now. His podcast is usually pretty nonsensical when he's solo, but I love when he interviews people.
@konanoobiemaster
@konanoobiemaster 5 лет назад
dude his material sucks
@robertfan332
@robertfan332 5 лет назад
@@EdibleCoKane Hell Ye. His guest : Oh trust me Kat Williams was a pimp a straight up pizzimp people don't even know. Theo : Yup I mean my sister can't even read. Guest : I feel you dawg, schools ain't givin these kids the tools that they need then they hit the real world and it's like Wtf? Theo: Exactly I mean what if your couch had no cup holders and someone spray painted 'procrastination station' on it, then what? Guest :.... Yup
@kev8343
@kev8343 3 года назад
Link?
@ikedewinter1213
@ikedewinter1213 6 лет назад
Comedy ccentral playing along with the podcast ratpack started by joe rogan
@robertfan332
@robertfan332 5 лет назад
S'ratpack needs a movie.
@geeblord8503
@geeblord8503 6 лет назад
My boi looking young af
@slaughtergang518
@slaughtergang518 6 лет назад
it's from around 2009 look at his phone lol
@ethanking4954
@ethanking4954 5 лет назад
@@slaughtergang518 he looks the same .
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. 3 года назад
Because he is. Smh
@hughjanus7103
@hughjanus7103 5 лет назад
Ed hardy? No fed hardly lmao 😂😂
@MrCTruck
@MrCTruck 6 лет назад
Crowd wasn’t laughing enough
@trint3089
@trint3089 6 лет назад
MrCTruck ya because it sucked balls
@CousinBowling
@CousinBowling 6 лет назад
Uhhh he wasn't funny enough. Who likes this absolute shit?
@JustinR941
@JustinR941 6 лет назад
Theo Von is hilarious. This is old. I don't know why Comedy Central is posting it now.
@7cooty7
@7cooty7 6 лет назад
They weren't laughing because it was not funny
@konanoobiemaster
@konanoobiemaster 5 лет назад
his material is shit
@monicapyle
@monicapyle 5 лет назад
I can't get used to hearing "crank" instead of "prank". Maybe it's where I'm from or a generational thing or something but that TV show back in the day called Crank Yankers is where I first heard that. In other news, this guy is awesome and this was really funny!
@lukeGGlee
@lukeGGlee 5 лет назад
I see Anakin skywalker is doing something with his life
@blazedandconfused477
@blazedandconfused477 6 лет назад
Crowd's been practising the dark arts for sure.
@bravetitangrizzly
@bravetitangrizzly 6 лет назад
How can you not love Theo Von
@konanoobiemaster
@konanoobiemaster 5 лет назад
simple - his material is total shit
@lisastyno3452
@lisastyno3452 5 лет назад
O
@sadboygreggy
@sadboygreggy 5 лет назад
He’s autistic
@deridivisstar884
@deridivisstar884 5 лет назад
His material isn't shit. I can think of like 14 comics off the top of my head that are 100 times worse than Theo. Does Joe Rogan or Carlos Mencia ring a bell?
@miguelvargas15
@miguelvargas15 5 лет назад
@@konanoobiemaster it's fucking golden lol. Not to good in this clip because it was 10 fucking years ago😂
@loh.22
@loh.22 5 лет назад
Before texting was a thing I used to call random numbers in the phone book and try to start up conversations with people. I actually had a few friendships that lasted years because of it.
@phant0mdummy
@phant0mdummy 3 года назад
K.
@farmhandsj
@farmhandsj Год назад
We used to prank phone call. One of them we used an Indian accent n told them they got a chance to win $1000 if they can tell me “what’s the top 3 lunch meats in schools today” they would always guess 2 but not the 3rd. After time was up we informed them the 3rd top lunch meat was peanut butter n jelly. Thanks for playing lol
@Taipans
@Taipans Год назад
I always checked on people's refrigerators.
@lokilowkey3049
@lokilowkey3049 Год назад
At one job as a receptionist I told a man in a wheelchair to go have a seat we'll call him. I still remember the awkward angry stare to this day.
@PlayafromtheHimalayas
@PlayafromtheHimalayas Год назад
He proved he was the bigger man and walked away
@Luke-xi2pq
@Luke-xi2pq 4 года назад
Man, Theo is hilarious! I'm glad Joe Rogan introduced many of us to him!
@kev8343
@kev8343 3 года назад
He only a comedian coz rogan says he is, who btw is also awful
@brandonpratt6448
@brandonpratt6448 2 года назад
@@kev8343 right cause you in the comedy clubs killing it, am I right? Lmao stfu
@CommunityServesUs
@CommunityServesUs 2 года назад
He needs to do his Netflix specials in this delivery and tone. He needs to talk to the audience like he’s right next to them telling a hilarious story.
@Heladio54
@Heladio54 2 года назад
Dude I just saw a comment saying his delivery is alot better now compared to this clip. Different strokes for different folks I guess
@ryanlyle9201
@ryanlyle9201 4 года назад
Theo gives me the strength I need to walk out of the house 3 weeks after I should have gotten a haircut.
@darnell8115
@darnell8115 5 лет назад
Theo, I’m rolling on the floor with this stuff. Your hilarious but of course I been knowing that. It’s been a while since we have seen you in New Orleans. Take care and keep making people laugh. We need it!!!!
@thottydagod457
@thottydagod457 5 лет назад
They aren't laughing enough for me 😂😂😂😂 everything he just said was purely bighlarious
@kevinmallari6929
@kevinmallari6929 4 года назад
I can’t be the only one that thinks he looks like a skinny Tom Brady
@DanielKje
@DanielKje 3 года назад
Who's Tom Brady?😂
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 2 года назад
Today he looks like a cross between a young Kirk Russell & Patrick Swayze… only better.
@EnigmaRecluse
@EnigmaRecluse 6 лет назад
What a likable guy
@Kitty-ex2gq
@Kitty-ex2gq 2 года назад
0:15 not Theo predicting the shein conspiracy
@ludmillagutomo
@ludmillagutomo 4 года назад
"fed hardly" 😂😂😂
@civilsavage6337
@civilsavage6337 Год назад
The funniest comedian I can think of hands down is Theo Von🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blixxy1320
@blixxy1320 3 года назад
everytime I get a random text I reply with "theo?"
@habl00pep
@habl00pep Год назад
Until recently I thought Theo was just a really funny lesbian
@JD-lb8np
@JD-lb8np 2 года назад
I like how no one laughed but everyone clapped when he said he got a new god nephew named jamari or whatever like it real🤣🤣
@adamturner8732
@adamturner8732 2 года назад
Theo is a pure legend and everyone knows it
@ursulapebble7063
@ursulapebble7063 4 года назад
he looks like the word "mullet"
@jonnijhhon
@jonnijhhon Год назад
1:30 = justin gaethje and gsp's son over there
@inanitysane5332
@inanitysane5332 11 дней назад
Lol good eye!
@thomasrainbow
@thomasrainbow 5 лет назад
No one like Theo! Such an original dude!
@johannesteilmann6667
@johannesteilmann6667 Год назад
Crazy that the shein workers actually did sew help into the shirts they where making and still are😢
@whit2642
@whit2642 5 лет назад
I have never laughed at stand up. Until now. His style of humor with the progress of his crank texts 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
@DFDuck55
@DFDuck55 4 года назад
I had someone texting me and no matter how many times I told they had the wrong number they kept texting. Till I texted them "Are you still going to help me bury this body?". I never heard from them again.
@robertzeurunkl8401
@robertzeurunkl8401 2 года назад
Now I have to reply to every random message that pops up on my phone. It might be Theo.
@silversunlicker
@silversunlicker 5 лет назад
Theo Von biggest cat fish ever.
@djcruel1
@djcruel1 6 лет назад
Watch the guy be a huge Theo von fan and he stumbled upon this
@sirspamalot3
@sirspamalot3 10 месяцев назад
Crazy, i read something about Shein clothes with hidden messages from kids in sweatshops. This guy is awesome.
@CertifiedSkank
@CertifiedSkank 5 лет назад
Gotta love that old school Rodent Boss.
@Fishin203
@Fishin203 5 лет назад
Woulda been hilarious if the last piece of advice from that dude was “eh just take it one step at a time”
@weedybars1165
@weedybars1165 2 года назад
His standup is good but his "off the cuff" remarks on podcast(s) are dynomite
@prestonphillips3375
@prestonphillips3375 3 года назад
He’s so effortlessly hilarious
@AFishBicycle
@AFishBicycle 5 лет назад
Tom Brady does stand up comedy?
@stevenanderson718
@stevenanderson718 2 года назад
2:08 THE APPLAUSE!!! FOR HIS GODNEPHEW!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@412natureboy
@412natureboy 5 лет назад
Dude is cool as fuck but I think he has issues. I'm a former Marine and when people act a certain way it can produce deppresd mood.
@enzoferrari88
@enzoferrari88 3 года назад
Damn the cousin bit with Wanda did not hit with the crowd but that was hilarious.
@forgottenalex
@forgottenalex 5 лет назад
WTF I'm from Shawnee Oklahoma
@Drkneegrow
@Drkneegrow 5 лет назад
Same here😂😂 I was like woah wtf that's a pretty random town to say😂
@jasperbonez2547
@jasperbonez2547 Год назад
Theo von is absolute water people.
@Th3Hum4nEl3m3nt
@Th3Hum4nEl3m3nt 5 лет назад
Can vouch personally, only crazy women in Shawnee OK.
@Sooner757
@Sooner757 4 года назад
No kidding. Stop cruising the 'poo and hanging out at the mall. You're 43, Lisa.
@sylviabennan
@sylviabennan 2 года назад
wow and imagine that guy happens to see this and think “oh man if I had just kept texting him I’d be friends with Theo md Von rn!!” his loss.
@ryco105
@ryco105 5 лет назад
Dark arts with the texting this what he was talking bout
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