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Theo Von Recaps His Hamster Ranch Tour 

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@DavidWilliams-kl4xr
@DavidWilliams-kl4xr 6 лет назад
"I'm not even joking maybe 1100 Syrian hamps out there. Gang gang"
@joshuanierle
@joshuanierle 6 лет назад
This is what it feels like to be swept away in a tsunami of comedic genius.
@AmericanMoviePodcast
@AmericanMoviePodcast 6 лет назад
lmao ranchin hamps
@gfierro1076
@gfierro1076 6 лет назад
"Blind kid got chased by two bats" lmfao. Damn you Theo, damn you.
@Kronx1970
@Kronx1970 5 лет назад
Pets are very rare when you grow up poor, because you can't afford to feed them. I remember living in a trailer park when I was a kid. And this one boy never let anyone in their home. One day we were hanging out and he had to run inside his place for a minute. So I peeked inside. They were boiling dry dog food. They had no dog. That was gonna be his dinner. I'll never forget that.
@Aycheffe
@Aycheffe 2 года назад
2 years and no one comments on this?! this is the most fucked up shit i heard in a while wow
@johnmcmanus7809
@johnmcmanus7809 6 лет назад
Haha theo is like the straight man to his own jokes love how subtle and dry his humour can be.
@royaltyJkash
@royaltyJkash 5 лет назад
I love when he says “you idiot” 🤣🤣🤣 hella funny.
@Nautilus1972
@Nautilus1972 5 лет назад
"I saw a blind kid one time get chased by two bats .... that shit is ...uh." It's 5.30 in the morning about to head out to work and I lost my shit out loud.
@OK-tp5fk
@OK-tp5fk 2 года назад
Where did he say that?
@stephaniewalker6396
@stephaniewalker6396 6 лет назад
"out here ranchin' hamps" 🤣
@quincywho
@quincywho 3 года назад
I feel like every sentence that comes out of this dudes mouth is the first time that sentence was ever spoken
@The_inner_ascent
@The_inner_ascent 6 лет назад
Warning: Don’t eat or drink anything while listening to this
@lilsunshine7265
@lilsunshine7265 5 лет назад
Good advice! I just spit out a full mouthful of rice and beans. 😂 *I'm inside.
@sweetswing1
@sweetswing1 6 лет назад
"Silence of the Hamps" lol
@AmericanMoviePodcast
@AmericanMoviePodcast 6 лет назад
lmao I don't want to tell too much about these ranchers "fuck I just said his full name"
@alsnow1049
@alsnow1049 6 лет назад
*Ranch 'n Hamps*
@realpocahontas1776
@realpocahontas1776 2 года назад
And he’s out here ranchin hamps 😅 Theo seems like such a fun guy to go ranch hamps with
@TomTomLo1
@TomTomLo1 4 года назад
"and that's that trust buffet, that's love"
@AlphanumericCharacters
@AlphanumericCharacters 3 года назад
I’m the middle of all that comedic genius he laid down some pure wisdom. Never heard love described like that. So teue
@mildresrios3457
@mildresrios3457 6 лет назад
The way you paint your pictures are so funny Broo keep it up
@soHARDtomakeAname
@soHARDtomakeAname 6 лет назад
play this video (audio on) while watching: Theo Von visits a hamster ranch (audio off) im dying
@Nautilus1972
@Nautilus1972 5 лет назад
He just to sell tatted/ branded hamsters outside raves.
@morganedwards839
@morganedwards839 6 лет назад
Homie. I want one of those Fibonacci hamps. Those are the ones Richard Gere is all about.
@blankurtis
@blankurtis 6 лет назад
I can’t express the joy I feel watching this stoned
@doloresclaiborne57
@doloresclaiborne57 6 лет назад
I am addicted to Theo! GANG GANG
@MonkeyFart01
@MonkeyFart01 5 лет назад
Dude with a hockey mask on, talking about wine. I’m dead
@Yaboyjrocks
@Yaboyjrocks 6 лет назад
CHITTY CHITTY GANG GANG boiii
@krazykdon
@krazykdon 5 лет назад
Hahaha
@itsCeeka
@itsCeeka 3 года назад
That way of measuring the amount of hamps 😂😂😂🛁
@austang8556
@austang8556 5 лет назад
Theo "imma not give out too much of their personal information...fuck I just said his full name" Von
@fortnitejesus2108
@fortnitejesus2108 6 лет назад
Fact: Impossible to be mad around 6k Hampsters.
@sweetox_9690
@sweetox_9690 3 года назад
Really? I was furious watching that video. Those poor hamsters are living a horrific life in that rodent mill. "Hamster Ranch" pfffffft! Please! 😒🙄😟
@danielsoule3737
@danielsoule3737 3 года назад
@@sweetox_9690 getcho Whiney ass on somewhere 😂
@jeffbeaudoin4544
@jeffbeaudoin4544 5 лет назад
Please Jesus someone adapt this story into a screenplay and get that shit on the big screen where it belongs
@fred8097
@fred8097 4 года назад
‘Nobody had pets’? Don’t forget about big gilroy and his beautiful fur snake. That no-legged tree marsupial bruh.
@Nautilus1972
@Nautilus1972 5 лет назад
"If Noah's ark hadda turned up ... theere woulda been a FIGHT."
@Soyuz2578
@Soyuz2578 Год назад
You know my man is talking the business when he's talking 6k hamps 😂😂😂
@kmiss7623
@kmiss7623 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am so glad I came across your channel recently. Plus you remind me of my mom’s side of the family 🤷🏼‍♀️
@targetfocus-competitivesho4794
Can we please get a t shirt with "Silence of the Hamps" on it!!!
@BB-ie2nh
@BB-ie2nh 5 лет назад
Target Focus - Competitive Shooting by Trevor S. Yessss I’d totally rock one
@sarcastanaut
@sarcastanaut 6 лет назад
Ranchin' them hamps.
@eel_sushi702
@eel_sushi702 6 лет назад
Yee boy hamster Wrangler theo
@dondutch4107
@dondutch4107 2 года назад
with all due respect.. coming from someone who is fairly country myself, have many friends like theo.. but its funny how country folk can get things so literally twisted yet analogically still make perfect sense.. 9:14 ending in punch line "i know they drawings...... but they are based on real life" lmao touché
@notalmostfamous9773
@notalmostfamous9773 5 лет назад
What a beautiful mind
@cookingwithcorey3346
@cookingwithcorey3346 6 лет назад
Dude really knows his hamps
@georgemargaris
@georgemargaris 6 лет назад
I love hamsters, had them for many years. Currently I have 2 djungarian and 1 campbell hamster. They are all both cute and each one is unique in their behavior / mannerisms.
@AustinTexas6thStreet
@AustinTexas6thStreet 6 лет назад
Gotta collect em all...
@scrapjunky3887
@scrapjunky3887 5 лет назад
“They were based on real animals you idiot” lol
@Juiczey
@Juiczey 5 лет назад
Hamstergedon you know the guys best customers are gay folks
@lilsunshine7265
@lilsunshine7265 5 лет назад
I love how he measures stuff
@eddiepeake6877
@eddiepeake6877 5 лет назад
Floor bears 😂😂😂😂😂💀
@Archonsx
@Archonsx 3 года назад
this needs to be a radio series in gta !
@jesss9077
@jesss9077 6 лет назад
Some of them look like they speak Spanish and some of them look like homosexuals lmao
@amberwkly3747
@amberwkly3747 3 года назад
I am dying lmao listening to Theo talk about "that dog" & getting attacked by fkn cats! Omg. Poor guy. Love me some Theo!
@AustinTexas6thStreet
@AustinTexas6thStreet 6 лет назад
My buddy has a prize-winning Fighting hampster that is pure Diesel. He is currently undefeated... 7-0!!
@maddg7471
@maddg7471 5 лет назад
Lol this is why I love Theo
@AlexTrout79
@AlexTrout79 5 лет назад
It’s a hempster rancher ;)
@vanillathunder3024
@vanillathunder3024 3 года назад
“Silence of the Hamps”!!
@honestinsky
@honestinsky 6 лет назад
Hey bro, love your channel and work, especially when you philosophize about existence. You are one smart dude. As for hamster farms, hamster farmers, this is the hamster version of puppy mills, and my 2 cents I'm against farming pets. Keep up the great work bro, much appreciated my friend : )
@mountaindweller5935
@mountaindweller5935 6 лет назад
The fukn "Lice Belt" damn!
@BigJon94
@BigJon94 5 лет назад
Dang man. Out there punchin them crows. That's the dark arts if I ever heard of it.
@MirandaOrmiston
@MirandaOrmiston Год назад
SILENCE OF THE HAMPS 😂😅😂
@Artdeepmind
@Artdeepmind 4 года назад
I just finished 30lbs bag of hamster bones, this was great
@Adnezal
@Adnezal 5 лет назад
Omg. This is pure gold. I can’t. Blind kid chased by two bats 🦇🦇 Buffet of Trust. I’m using that forever. 9 out of 10 times you’ll be murdered.
@r1ot1ng247
@r1ot1ng247 6 лет назад
ranching them hamps
@whyjustwhy2168
@whyjustwhy2168 3 года назад
Silence of the hamps 😂
@debramcdaniel9070
@debramcdaniel9070 3 года назад
You're magic, Theo.
@sean9422
@sean9422 2 года назад
He said I saw a blind kid get chased by 2 bats 😂
@blissdout
@blissdout 5 лет назад
FLOOR BEARS!!
@d_mago_music
@d_mago_music Год назад
How does he manage to make everything so interesting
@montanaelkwhisperer1744
@montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 года назад
Don't forget your trust salad. Gotta get yer veggies!
@kindasus3749
@kindasus3749 2 года назад
10:15 I lost it
@peterlarkin762
@peterlarkin762 2 года назад
Fibonacci hamsters? Wow dang golden ratio hamps
@ayoutubechannul
@ayoutubechannul 6 лет назад
Yall both there standing on the side of a tank hahahahaha
@paulalvarez8834
@paulalvarez8834 6 лет назад
Theo Von. I love you.
@tahoekev2150
@tahoekev2150 6 лет назад
Danny welington
@lilsunshine7265
@lilsunshine7265 5 лет назад
Lice Belt aka Louisiana
@connorjackson2973
@connorjackson2973 4 года назад
Nebraska Gang gang
@voyageuse2011
@voyageuse2011 6 лет назад
“Alledgedly🦋 there was a password
@kindasus3749
@kindasus3749 2 года назад
Gang gang
@ihavesoul4real
@ihavesoul4real 5 лет назад
Theo “I don’t know what gang gang means” Von
@johnnydogs217
@johnnydogs217 3 года назад
lmao #hamps gang gang 💯
@Stephen_Eee
@Stephen_Eee 6 лет назад
Distrust of dogs from Beagle Boys...nice
@6Diego1Diego9
@6Diego1Diego9 6 лет назад
gang gang
@TK-ui2th
@TK-ui2th 5 лет назад
1100 syrian hamps GANG GANG
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 4 года назад
Hamster RANNNCH-RRRRRRR
@jesss9077
@jesss9077 6 лет назад
Trust buffet
@curtbrooks7495
@curtbrooks7495 5 лет назад
Theo did you see Richard Geer out there
@michaelblankley1853
@michaelblankley1853 6 лет назад
gang gang bruh
@giuseppenolagman3194
@giuseppenolagman3194 6 лет назад
Yo yo Theo.... You ever go to "dat dog"hotdog joint on magazine or Frenchman?
@tiffaninichole
@tiffaninichole 6 лет назад
Gman Gman I went there last week!! The one on Magazine. Yummmm ! We've lived here since October, but we finally made it to Dat Dog! 😊
@Brentrades
@Brentrades 6 лет назад
Fibonacci? Lol
@brandonk5932
@brandonk5932 6 лет назад
Brendan Mcbride math...
@miah919
@miah919 5 лет назад
There's a music video from Tool - Lateralus. It'll teach you all about it
@jmpsthrufyre
@jmpsthrufyre 4 года назад
When is Eric Andre ?
@sun9912
@sun9912 Год назад
It's Danny's fault
@tommyarnold7040
@tommyarnold7040 6 лет назад
#hamplife
@MrAtomicAardvark
@MrAtomicAardvark 6 лет назад
I have to visit this place
@tommcat2011
@tommcat2011 6 лет назад
yep, i was nervous for you , even though you had already done did it son.......shiiiiitt
@miguelarmando4546
@miguelarmando4546 5 лет назад
Oregawn 😂😂😂
@quincywho
@quincywho 3 года назад
Please... have John Mayer on this show.
@monicashookman3305
@monicashookman3305 2 года назад
Theo your missing out on the greatest thing in life! Animals or pets ! I wish we could talk I can tell all about it! Help you understand and teach ya about the unconditional love we need ! Animals provide such amazing things! Dangerous or tamed!
@tristanfontenot8591
@tristanfontenot8591 5 лет назад
You ever been to mudfest theo
@monicashookman3305
@monicashookman3305 2 года назад
I have a hamster von
@tahoekev2150
@tahoekev2150 6 лет назад
Rural areas
@tahoekev2150
@tahoekev2150 6 лет назад
Funny ass shift and hie did he's own thang
@randyfarmer6548
@randyfarmer6548 6 лет назад
I went to school with Theo he was funny in school. One time we broke into the school after hours a guard saw us in the hallways , we ran and hid in the janitors closet . After hiding in there for bout a hour Theo had to piss super bad long story short he pee in my mouth . P.S. i took a dump somewhere...
@MichaelJohnson-zx3lz
@MichaelJohnson-zx3lz 6 лет назад
7:20
@kristicardenas.1176
@kristicardenas.1176 6 лет назад
✌✌
@TheTaterTotP80
@TheTaterTotP80 6 лет назад
What is a Hamster Ranch?
@sea8278
@sea8278 5 лет назад
Theo visits hampter ranch: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-k08WqWl3Yv4.html
@jacobk4n3
@jacobk4n3 5 лет назад
yo dogs are overrated lets be honest.
@cave2484
@cave2484 Год назад
Nah they just don’t fuck with you
@jochoa99
@jochoa99 Год назад
"Silence of the Ham's "! 🤣👌🦙
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