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Theo Von | The Most OUTRAGEOUS Things Ever Said Out Loud 

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@smoteytothemax
@smoteytothemax Год назад
that fish story is so insane but really is hilarious. what a crazy irrational fear
@tralalalatrollin
@tralalalatrollin 11 месяцев назад
Theyre gonna know 👀
@ilovemen7182
@ilovemen7182 11 месяцев назад
definitely a made up story but yeah
@dailyproductions3259
@dailyproductions3259 11 месяцев назад
And he’s so serious about it lmaooo
@funkymindcpt9296
@funkymindcpt9296 11 месяцев назад
​@@ilovemen7182he is real as you see him, you are a made up fool.
@williamsturdivant82
@williamsturdivant82 11 месяцев назад
What in the entire fuck
@Ashbash-kf5xd
@Ashbash-kf5xd Год назад
“Bro,….. You’d pay 8$!” 💀💀💀
@skp6613
@skp6613 Год назад
I was just coming to comment on that bit lol I love when he makes Joe crack up it kills me😂
@Ashbash-kf5xd
@Ashbash-kf5xd Год назад
@@skp6613 Honestly, I feel like everyone watches these clips just to see the one liner that’s gonna make Rogan explode. It’s one of my favorite bits too. The hilarious part is that my little brother did the same thing at school with his friends but he’d print off sheets of dial-up porn cuz it was a few years later, until he got busted by my parents for downloading a virus one time. 😂
@Leandro7470
@Leandro7470 11 месяцев назад
01:27 of anyone want to replay it 😂😂
@b72p
@b72p 11 месяцев назад
1:36😭
@ayylienn
@ayylienn 5 месяцев назад
Always gets me 😂😂
@N1CKs99
@N1CKs99 Год назад
“The electrician hasn’t visited his genetics, he was just a little bit dim” 😭
@b72p
@b72p 11 месяцев назад
"comin in at about... 70watt"
@donntknoow575
@donntknoow575 5 месяцев назад
4:21
@ayylienn
@ayylienn 5 месяцев назад
​@@donntknoow5754:49 😂
@thecommonsensecapricorn
@thecommonsensecapricorn 9 месяцев назад
He’s so funny because he’s so insanely imaginative/creative. His jokes are poetic, he also has no bounds/no filter/no fear of what he can or can’t say…
@EEMV1988
@EEMV1988 9 месяцев назад
No boundaries lol... it's hard to get offended lol because it makes sense 😂
@ZippyG
@ZippyG 4 месяца назад
It’s like when he said Joe rogan looked like a turkey, then see he was offended and said congratulations and starting making Joe laugh again 😂
@yung_wog4180
@yung_wog4180 10 месяцев назад
The fact that he can tell this outrageous shit and at the same time be an incredible voice for mens mental health is just incredible.
@bumbum4208
@bumbum4208 10 месяцев назад
LMFAOOOO
@DeezNuts9813
@DeezNuts9813 Месяц назад
Praise GOD baby, gang gang!
@zc1581
@zc1581 10 месяцев назад
The lecedric story had me in tears. That shit was hilarious.
@kxnny2
@kxnny2 8 месяцев назад
dude fr 🤣
@faithnewmar4015
@faithnewmar4015 4 месяца назад
I love how that LeCedric story cracks him up so bad he can hardly tell it. Awesome.
@sombersoup
@sombersoup 11 месяцев назад
“These days you’ll throw a damn frisbee and it’ll hit a gay guy” 💀
@minishshakya6571
@minishshakya6571 Год назад
"She was like 11 months pregnant" 😂😂☠️☠️
@ryanbledsoe3028
@ryanbledsoe3028 11 месяцев назад
Somebody didn't walk too far to fuck time of Death 2:44 am Oct 4th 2023 RIP 😂
@weaponizedknight7316
@weaponizedknight7316 5 месяцев назад
Ha!
@weaponizedknight7316
@weaponizedknight7316 5 месяцев назад
@@ryanbledsoe3028 ?
@g.w.7893
@g.w.7893 10 месяцев назад
Ya'll need to show this man some respect. He beat Down Syndrome.
@ninjarider84
@ninjarider84 11 месяцев назад
"Like you didn't have to walk far to fuck" 😂😂😂😂
@thisjawnswayze
@thisjawnswayze 7 месяцев назад
That was the absolute best thing I heard.
@adrianmeadows2449
@adrianmeadows2449 11 месяцев назад
Bro said 60 percent homeless😂😂😂💀
@JTSr-1989
@JTSr-1989 8 дней назад
& that's right where I'm at 😂
@MannyFig-ho7yx
@MannyFig-ho7yx 11 месяцев назад
He's the best at just going with the flow of what he's saying. It's so flawless and hilarious
@JacobBelt1776
@JacobBelt1776 10 месяцев назад
“Some people thought that they were made out of real turtles, and made soup out of em”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cartispirit8310
@cartispirit8310 Год назад
Wristing me out into a stream is one of the wildest statements I’ve heard this year
@KRYKiTx3
@KRYKiTx3 11 месяцев назад
That hand magic baby, onward ..
@mikeg.7424
@mikeg.7424 11 месяцев назад
“Lunar glow” “galactic twinkle” Theo, thank you for existing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@successandspirit
@successandspirit 11 месяцев назад
Omg this is gold. In a world where everyone is imitating everyone and sounds basic AF, this guy is in a lane of his own.
@koehn_adventures
@koehn_adventures 10 месяцев назад
This guy is totally legit 🎉
@ali19186
@ali19186 9 месяцев назад
Theo ain’t in a lane off road baby gang gang 😂
@davidsnyder2000
@davidsnyder2000 Год назад
The stuff and ideas that come out of Theo’s mouth are so off the wall 😆 This is why he’s a comedian 👍😂 OMG you can’t predict what he’s going to say LOL
@tpacback
@tpacback Год назад
Just the tits🫣
@holdenmontgomery2273
@holdenmontgomery2273 Год назад
The Hiroshima line is absolutely foul lmao
@Angelosanto
@Angelosanto Год назад
Literally watching this in Japan, hoping nobody was passing my hotel room door
@philippjensen9598
@philippjensen9598 5 месяцев назад
6:07
@Fayefaye90
@Fayefaye90 11 месяцев назад
All i want is a podcast of Theo and Riff Raff just spittin the craziest shit at each other 😂
@kurtgannon94
@kurtgannon94 11 месяцев назад
It already exists
@Kiefmonster
@Kiefmonster 10 месяцев назад
Yeah that shit happened
@513hook513
@513hook513 9 месяцев назад
Did you watch it yet? Riff Raff was the only person I seen match Theo or maybe be a little bit more crazy lol
@EternalChamp
@EternalChamp 11 месяцев назад
“You’d have paid eight” and “they got Ce-ment” 😂
@BrandonStewartCS
@BrandonStewartCS 11 месяцев назад
Some of these are just pure art the way he chains the most insane words together
@harrisgrzech1631
@harrisgrzech1631 11 месяцев назад
He's such a story teller I love it
@austinwinchester
@austinwinchester 11 месяцев назад
"If you rearange the letters of sister it spells resist and thats the truth boys, so.. no candles at dinner you know what im sayin?"
@ZippyG
@ZippyG 4 месяца назад
Poetry
@sampilsbury9415
@sampilsbury9415 11 месяцев назад
I don’t know why but the phrase ‘next thing you know…’ just kills me in this context
@oopscay
@oopscay 11 месяцев назад
SHE WAS HELLA PREGNANT SHE WAS LIKE 11 MONTHS PREGNANT 😂😂😂😂
@bhaskarkakati
@bhaskarkakati 11 месяцев назад
Theo looked right through Buzz Aldrin soul 😂
@mgway4661
@mgway4661 11 месяцев назад
And now I’m convinced he hasn’t been to the moon
@Indianaparadise
@Indianaparadise 11 месяцев назад
He didn’t look like he had been to the moon 😂
@musicandmania
@musicandmania 8 месяцев назад
My favorite thing is that you can't ever tell if it's real life or a bit and that's the magic. It's like. Bob Ross but unhinged
@Makai77
@Makai77 11 месяцев назад
"No cap, praise God, we're workin' thru it"
@SonnyNoble-lw1nz
@SonnyNoble-lw1nz 8 месяцев назад
“I don’t know if I’m being a pervert or just regular”😭😭
@Zarrbock
@Zarrbock 11 месяцев назад
I work in a secret shopper type of job. I nearly fell on the floor crying laughing in the middle of an aisle at the Hiroshima pickup line
@Indianaparadise
@Indianaparadise 11 месяцев назад
Oh man I’ve always wanted a job like yours!!!
@KRYKiTx3
@KRYKiTx3 10 месяцев назад
One time I was busted by secret shopper at Disneyland, cuz I used someones pass to enter the park. This dude grab my shoulder and flipped out a MICKEY MOUSE BADGE. And I was on mushrooms. I didn't stop laughing til I got home 😂
@discussionsanddragons9178
@discussionsanddragons9178 Год назад
"WaterMAlen" bro, Theo is not from this plane of existence, my lord
@NailFactoryProds
@NailFactoryProds 25 дней назад
He's so naturally funny, just makes you wanna stop thinking about jokes
@darcyklyne
@darcyklyne 3 месяца назад
I never knew turtle-neck trucks existed. :P
@Where_has_the_sanity_gone
@Where_has_the_sanity_gone 11 месяцев назад
"Was like one of his parents was carpet" 😄 😂😅 guy is so funny!!
@reivax6368
@reivax6368 9 месяцев назад
"$4 for drawings?" Of sweet summer child, how innocent you were.
@tashriquekarriem8865
@tashriquekarriem8865 7 месяцев назад
Bro, you’d pay 8 😂😂😂
@leviathan68w78
@leviathan68w78 11 месяцев назад
Dude that last one... "One of his parents was carpet." 🤣
@liligman
@liligman 7 месяцев назад
“You got my weiner startin to loiter around my waistline”…onward 💀💀 8:25 Theo ain’t real
@DR053
@DR053 8 месяцев назад
Lecedric is 60% homeless, but I’ll always remember that story. I think of it often 😅
@R-sz1vd
@R-sz1vd 7 месяцев назад
The Hiroshima line got me, but him saying people made soup out of turtle necks was the most out of pocket thing he's said. 😂
@rocharoch
@rocharoch 11 месяцев назад
the thunder cat story is just beautiful “one of his parents was carpet”.
@AWakestein
@AWakestein 7 месяцев назад
This guy is a word smith, the Shakespeare of our times
@ippapp2
@ippapp2 9 месяцев назад
Every story is fucking gold😂
@ino7604
@ino7604 6 месяцев назад
Hes so effortlessly hilarious 😂 just him being his authentic self is so funny and genuine
@patrickshepherd1341
@patrickshepherd1341 5 месяцев назад
"You'd pay 8"
@koifish3334
@koifish3334 11 месяцев назад
‘70 watt!’ 😂😂😂
@Onyxoko
@Onyxoko 10 месяцев назад
LaCedric 😩🤣
@montega.
@montega. 3 месяца назад
"The look in his eyes, it didn't *look* like he had *been* to the moon." 💀
@Kay-vs3zb
@Kay-vs3zb 7 месяцев назад
Man, if you’ve got a bad day, all you have to do is listen to Theo and you will be laughing your ass off in no time. Theo is therapy. Makes everybody’s life look real fucking good.
@burtbrooks7731
@burtbrooks7731 4 месяца назад
Not everybody got that galactic twinkle in one of their face balls💀
@parkerquigleypuff
@parkerquigleypuff 8 месяцев назад
LASAGNA VAPE LMAO
@spencernielson8304
@spencernielson8304 6 месяцев назад
When he was talking about Buzz Aldrin " it didn't look like he had been to the moon 🌙 " I believe him 😂
@Jacqueline888
@Jacqueline888 6 месяцев назад
the cut to riley silently blinking 😂
@jaredfromsiliconvalley1887
@jaredfromsiliconvalley1887 Год назад
Why he is the rat king... he gets himself out if tight spaces lmao
@joshdavenport5787
@joshdavenport5787 3 месяца назад
"ppl grilling em" 😂😂😂
@GmikeGarcia
@GmikeGarcia 11 месяцев назад
A turtle neck truck 😂😂
@jasoneffler9903
@jasoneffler9903 11 месяцев назад
Theo is weirdly hilarious!
@BGzGamersVoid
@BGzGamersVoid 10 дней назад
"this body majeec" 🤣🤣🤣
@alexandredesilets4909
@alexandredesilets4909 7 месяцев назад
This is brilliant. He plays dumb « ish » but he’s I’m sure super smart. Joke is on us. These stories are probably all made up, Witch makes it even more brilliant. It’s very entertaining for the least.
@michikoomalandro
@michikoomalandro 7 месяцев назад
He just reacts too fast to not be smart 😂
@nateellis9243
@nateellis9243 8 месяцев назад
Some people even cooked em cuz they thought they were made out of real turtle🤣
@JesseTate
@JesseTate 7 месяцев назад
"You know . . . . the electrician hadn't visited his genetics"
@eg4329
@eg4329 Год назад
‘Like one of his parents was carpet’ 😂
@triffh5956
@triffh5956 10 месяцев назад
This guy needs to be on the king of the hill show
@THENOROOFMOBCAST
@THENOROOFMOBCAST 9 месяцев назад
Whoever runs this page is DOING GODS WORK lmaooo thk u thk u thk u
@jakewebb3979
@jakewebb3979 8 месяцев назад
Theo Von is the GOAT, only question i have is how much of what he says is really real😂
@bridelizabeth
@bridelizabeth 10 месяцев назад
It didn't look like he had been to the moon 😂
@TheTitanborn
@TheTitanborn 3 месяца назад
Theo is the Mark Twain of comedy.
@user-fl9ti9ej8g
@user-fl9ti9ej8g 2 месяца назад
A national treasure.
@CappySeventyOne
@CappySeventyOne 8 дней назад
The truth would be in the fish 😂
@DakotaMusacchia
@DakotaMusacchia 11 месяцев назад
"Men-thawl pea-nuht Buhtdda" "luhzanya" "Sea-ment" from now on I'm on the lookout for these flavuhs ngl cravin that Pea-Nuht "Buhtdda"
@smartz565
@smartz565 8 месяцев назад
nobody tells a story like our boy Theo .. gang 😂
@michiyeeyee
@michiyeeyee 11 месяцев назад
'Face balls' is the most peculiar way to call eye balls 🤣
@sushiikatt8022
@sushiikatt8022 10 месяцев назад
“MenthOl, and peanot botterr”
@gabrielbjornursidae
@gabrielbjornursidae 2 месяца назад
8:52 Respect to a black man not wanting to be racist to white people.
@joshuamwamlima
@joshuamwamlima 7 месяцев назад
Jesus Christ this man’s life was comedy gold!
@JasiahAponte-hs2fu
@JasiahAponte-hs2fu 5 месяцев назад
Theo von reminds me of the real life version of joe dirt’e lol love that dude great comedy and stories
@fayemclemore504
@fayemclemore504 8 месяцев назад
“One of his parents was carpet “ 🤣🤣🤣
@snicksabea
@snicksabea 3 месяца назад
He said remarkable.
@jayillest9981
@jayillest9981 11 месяцев назад
THE ELECTRICIAN DIDNT VISIT HIS GENETICS!!!!!!!!!!!! 😳I don’t think I can laugh again
@BeastinlosersHD
@BeastinlosersHD 11 месяцев назад
No candles at dinner 😂😂
@jasonwalker9126
@jasonwalker9126 11 месяцев назад
So what he’s saying is Buzz Aldrin looked like 🎶🎶 he Lost that luuunar feeling🎶🎶that lunar feeling 🎶
@beckywallace3535
@beckywallace3535 11 месяцев назад
The way he said peanut butter
@EmberCrow
@EmberCrow 4 месяца назад
Somebody has eaten a fish that has eaten part of Theo Von.
@suevelez3309
@suevelez3309 11 месяцев назад
You have a very Unique thinking Process Theo One of a kind…
@enricojakobsoriano
@enricojakobsoriano 7 месяцев назад
“Half carpet”🪦
@spenceredford4403
@spenceredford4403 11 месяцев назад
Socrates, Hume, Kant, Nietzsche, Theo Von
@b72p
@b72p 11 месяцев назад
"they got lazooonya"
@nexotope
@nexotope 8 месяцев назад
Fantastic compilation, I'm subbed now in case u make more, no cap on God we're working through it haha
@mamabear000
@mamabear000 3 месяца назад
The way Theo's mind works, 👍😅
@poljoprivreda1970
@poljoprivreda1970 3 месяца назад
The amount of bullshit per second his brain is capable to create🤣
@ikeyshuster9801
@ikeyshuster9801 10 месяцев назад
3:08 scene from saving private Ryan 😅
@redscarecomixx
@redscarecomixx 7 месяцев назад
No candles at dinner took me a few seconds then I lost it in front of my whole family
@TheNikokasper
@TheNikokasper 6 месяцев назад
The whole scene at 7:39 is pure gold 😂😂
@nathannicholson-ro7uz
@nathannicholson-ro7uz 8 месяцев назад
"THE ELECTRICIAN DIDNT ATTEND" IM DED
@catlover2636
@catlover2636 Год назад
He hadnt been to the moon lol
@jayerivero1627
@jayerivero1627 5 месяцев назад
“11 months pregnant” wthhhhh
@A6Legit
@A6Legit 11 месяцев назад
Local seed that was a little bit too local
@carladurham8685
@carladurham8685 10 месяцев назад
He got to quit school 😂😂
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