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Theo Von | The Most OUTRAGEOUS Things Ever Said Out Loud 

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@smoteytothemax
@smoteytothemax 8 месяцев назад
that fish story is so insane but really is hilarious. what a crazy irrational fear
@tralalalatrollin
@tralalalatrollin 8 месяцев назад
Theyre gonna know 👀
@ilovemen7182
@ilovemen7182 8 месяцев назад
definitely a made up story but yeah
@dailyproductions3259
@dailyproductions3259 7 месяцев назад
And he’s so serious about it lmaooo
@funkymindcpt9296
@funkymindcpt9296 7 месяцев назад
​@@ilovemen7182he is real as you see him, you are a made up fool.
@williamsturdivant82
@williamsturdivant82 7 месяцев назад
What in the entire fuck
@Ashbash-kf5xd
@Ashbash-kf5xd 9 месяцев назад
“Bro,….. You’d pay 8$!” 💀💀💀
@skp6613
@skp6613 8 месяцев назад
I was just coming to comment on that bit lol I love when he makes Joe crack up it kills me😂
@Ashbash-kf5xd
@Ashbash-kf5xd 8 месяцев назад
@@skp6613 Honestly, I feel like everyone watches these clips just to see the one liner that’s gonna make Rogan explode. It’s one of my favorite bits too. The hilarious part is that my little brother did the same thing at school with his friends but he’d print off sheets of dial-up porn cuz it was a few years later, until he got busted by my parents for downloading a virus one time. 😂
@Leandro7470
@Leandro7470 8 месяцев назад
01:27 of anyone want to replay it 😂😂
@HellsVictims
@HellsVictims 8 месяцев назад
1:36😭
@ayylienn
@ayylienn Месяц назад
Always gets me 😂😂
@N1CKs99
@N1CKs99 9 месяцев назад
“The electrician hasn’t visited his genetics, he was just a little bit dim” 😭
@HellsVictims
@HellsVictims 8 месяцев назад
"comin in at about... 70watt"
@donntknoow575
@donntknoow575 2 месяца назад
4:21
@ayylienn
@ayylienn Месяц назад
​@@donntknoow5754:49 😂
@sombersoup
@sombersoup 8 месяцев назад
“These days you’ll throw a damn frisbee and it’ll hit a gay guy” 💀
@adrianmeadows2449
@adrianmeadows2449 7 месяцев назад
Bro said 60 percent homeless😂😂😂💀
@yung_wog4180
@yung_wog4180 7 месяцев назад
The fact that he can tell this outrageous shit and at the same time be an incredible voice for mens mental health is just incredible.
@bumbum4208
@bumbum4208 6 месяцев назад
LMFAOOOO
@thecommonsensecapricorn
@thecommonsensecapricorn 5 месяцев назад
He’s so funny because he’s so insanely imaginative/creative. His jokes are poetic, he also has no bounds/no filter/no fear of what he can or can’t say…
@EEMV1988
@EEMV1988 5 месяцев назад
No boundaries lol... it's hard to get offended lol because it makes sense 😂
@ZippyG
@ZippyG 20 дней назад
It’s like when he said Joe rogan looked like a turkey, then see he was offended and said congratulations and starting making Joe laugh again 😂
@zc1581
@zc1581 6 месяцев назад
The lecedric story had me in tears. That shit was hilarious.
@kxnny2
@kxnny2 4 месяца назад
dude fr 🤣
@faithnewmar4015
@faithnewmar4015 9 дней назад
I love how that LeCedric story cracks him up so bad he can hardly tell it. Awesome.
@minishshakya6571
@minishshakya6571 9 месяцев назад
"She was like 11 months pregnant" 😂😂☠️☠️
@ryanbledsoe3028
@ryanbledsoe3028 8 месяцев назад
Somebody didn't walk too far to fuck time of Death 2:44 am Oct 4th 2023 RIP 😂
@weaponizedknight7316
@weaponizedknight7316 2 месяца назад
Ha!
@weaponizedknight7316
@weaponizedknight7316 2 месяца назад
@@ryanbledsoe3028 ?
@LuisRodriguez-ll9hk
@LuisRodriguez-ll9hk 8 месяцев назад
“Some light inbreeding” is WILD 💀😂
@kayligo
@kayligo 4 месяца назад
The electrician hasn’t visited his genetics. Somebody had not walked far to f 😂
@michikoomalandro
@michikoomalandro 3 месяца назад
Local seed had been passed between wombs along his lineage 😭😭😭
@ninjarider84
@ninjarider84 8 месяцев назад
"Like you didn't have to walk far to fuck" 😂😂😂😂
@thisjawnswayze
@thisjawnswayze 4 месяца назад
That was the absolute best thing I heard.
@EEMV1988
@EEMV1988 5 месяцев назад
" i dont know if im being a pervert or just being regular " You dont know what is real or fake anymore with him 😂 love it.
@myaiman
@myaiman 5 месяцев назад
Then just says onward 😂
@brandonohara4122
@brandonohara4122 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂 yeah she just casually keeps telling the story ​@myaiman
@g.w.7893
@g.w.7893 6 месяцев назад
Ya'll need to show this man some respect. He beat Down Syndrome.
@dsc-dark8633
@dsc-dark8633 9 месяцев назад
“Onward”😭
@therealJohnSmith
@therealJohnSmith 8 месяцев назад
You heard it too! hahahahaha
@matthewsahai2240
@matthewsahai2240 4 месяца назад
"They're not acting weird, they're jus gaying"🤣🤣🤣
@MannyFig-ho7yx
@MannyFig-ho7yx 7 месяцев назад
He's the best at just going with the flow of what he's saying. It's so flawless and hilarious
@mikeg.7424
@mikeg.7424 7 месяцев назад
“Lunar glow” “galactic twinkle” Theo, thank you for existing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cartispirit8310
@cartispirit8310 8 месяцев назад
Wristing me out into a stream is one of the wildest statements I’ve heard this year
@KRYKiTx3
@KRYKiTx3 7 месяцев назад
That hand magic baby, onward ..
@successandspirit
@successandspirit 7 месяцев назад
Omg this is gold. In a world where everyone is imitating everyone and sounds basic AF, this guy is in a lane of his own.
@koehn_adventures
@koehn_adventures 6 месяцев назад
This guy is totally legit 🎉
@ali19186
@ali19186 6 месяцев назад
Theo ain’t in a lane off road baby gang gang 😂
@Chapman005
@Chapman005 8 месяцев назад
I'll bet everything i have, u can't fall asleep to theo Vonn. A random thing he says will have u laughing ur head off
@josephshaw9537
@josephshaw9537 8 месяцев назад
This is what I'm trying to do lol hahahahaha I was like peaceful video to fall asleep to
@A6Legit
@A6Legit 8 месяцев назад
You can't not listen. Gotta throw on a documentary or something
@notcharlie7107
@notcharlie7107 6 месяцев назад
I’ll try that tonight, update you later.
@davidsnyder2000
@davidsnyder2000 9 месяцев назад
The stuff and ideas that come out of Theo’s mouth are so off the wall 😆 This is why he’s a comedian 👍😂 OMG you can’t predict what he’s going to say LOL
@EternalChamp
@EternalChamp 8 месяцев назад
“You’d have paid eight” and “they got Ce-ment” 😂
@JacobBelt1776
@JacobBelt1776 6 месяцев назад
“Some people thought that they were made out of real turtles, and made soup out of em”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@holdenmontgomery2273
@holdenmontgomery2273 9 месяцев назад
The Hiroshima line is absolutely foul lmao
@Angelosanto
@Angelosanto 8 месяцев назад
Literally watching this in Japan, hoping nobody was passing my hotel room door
@philippjensen9598
@philippjensen9598 Месяц назад
6:07
@koifish3334
@koifish3334 7 месяцев назад
‘Flirtin’ 4 gay!’ 😂😂😂
@BrandonStewartCS
@BrandonStewartCS 7 месяцев назад
Some of these are just pure art the way he chains the most insane words together
@Thecrazyraven.
@Thecrazyraven. 8 месяцев назад
He didn’t look like he had been to the moon 😂
@sampilsbury9415
@sampilsbury9415 8 месяцев назад
I don’t know why but the phrase ‘next thing you know…’ just kills me in this context
@danpeirce8566
@danpeirce8566 9 месяцев назад
A little numb in the eyes…a little Polish
@Fayefaye90
@Fayefaye90 8 месяцев назад
All i want is a podcast of Theo and Riff Raff just spittin the craziest shit at each other 😂
@kurtgannon94
@kurtgannon94 8 месяцев назад
It already exists
@Kiefmonster
@Kiefmonster 7 месяцев назад
Yeah that shit happened
@513hook513
@513hook513 6 месяцев назад
Did you watch it yet? Riff Raff was the only person I seen match Theo or maybe be a little bit more crazy lol
@tpacback
@tpacback 9 месяцев назад
Just the tits🫣
@harrisgrzech1631
@harrisgrzech1631 7 месяцев назад
He's such a story teller I love it
@musicandmania
@musicandmania 4 месяца назад
My favorite thing is that you can't ever tell if it's real life or a bit and that's the magic. It's like. Bob Ross but unhinged
@austinwinchester
@austinwinchester 8 месяцев назад
"If you rearange the letters of sister it spells resist and thats the truth boys, so.. no candles at dinner you know what im sayin?"
@ZippyG
@ZippyG 20 дней назад
Poetry
@bhaskarkakati
@bhaskarkakati 7 месяцев назад
Theo looked right through Buzz Aldrin soul 😂
@mgway4661
@mgway4661 7 месяцев назад
And now I’m convinced he hasn’t been to the moon
@SonnyNoble-lw1nz
@SonnyNoble-lw1nz 5 месяцев назад
“I don’t know if I’m being a pervert or just regular”😭😭
@DR053
@DR053 5 месяцев назад
Lecedric is 60% homeless, but I’ll always remember that story. I think of it often 😅
@Zarrbock
@Zarrbock 8 месяцев назад
I work in a secret shopper type of job. I nearly fell on the floor crying laughing in the middle of an aisle at the Hiroshima pickup line
@Thecrazyraven.
@Thecrazyraven. 8 месяцев назад
Oh man I’ve always wanted a job like yours!!!
@KRYKiTx3
@KRYKiTx3 7 месяцев назад
One time I was busted by secret shopper at Disneyland, cuz I used someones pass to enter the park. This dude grab my shoulder and flipped out a MICKEY MOUSE BADGE. And I was on mushrooms. I didn't stop laughing til I got home 😂
@oopscay
@oopscay 7 месяцев назад
SHE WAS HELLA PREGNANT SHE WAS LIKE 11 MONTHS PREGNANT 😂😂😂😂
@RedShogun13
@RedShogun13 5 месяцев назад
“Somebody not walked far to f***” destroyed me 😂
@discussionsanddragons9178
@discussionsanddragons9178 8 месяцев назад
"WaterMAlen" bro, Theo is not from this plane of existence, my lord
@dooderman8361
@dooderman8361 8 месяцев назад
It always baffles me how a human being is saying the things he says, like his mind just works so differently to be able to come up with what he comes up with
@Where_has_the_sanity_gone
@Where_has_the_sanity_gone 8 месяцев назад
"Was like one of his parents was carpet" 😄 😂😅 guy is so funny!!
@Makai77
@Makai77 8 месяцев назад
"No cap, praise God, we're workin' thru it"
@doughboyexotics305
@doughboyexotics305 9 месяцев назад
No candles at dinner ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@brother_of_bruh
@brother_of_bruh 9 месяцев назад
Great compilation dude, hardly knew any of these clips
@robovac3557
@robovac3557 9 месяцев назад
Not a real fan then. Unlike me of course.
@shartsimpson7412
@shartsimpson7412 8 месяцев назад
@@robovac3557💀
@AWakestein
@AWakestein 3 месяца назад
This guy is a word smith, the Shakespeare of our times
@leviathan68w78
@leviathan68w78 8 месяцев назад
Dude that last one... "One of his parents was carpet." 🤣
@reivax6368
@reivax6368 5 месяцев назад
"$4 for drawings?" Of sweet summer child, how innocent you were.
@AgileBeaverChinstrap
@AgileBeaverChinstrap 9 месяцев назад
That galactic twinkle
@jddnph1837
@jddnph1837 8 месяцев назад
in one of their fuckin faceballs
@jimnasium3208
@jimnasium3208 7 месяцев назад
Read this as he said it and lost my shit😂
@tashriquekarriem8865
@tashriquekarriem8865 3 месяца назад
Bro, you’d pay 8 😂😂😂
@koifish3334
@koifish3334 7 месяцев назад
‘70 watt!’ 😂😂😂
@joshuanavarro8925
@joshuanavarro8925 2 месяца назад
Theo has a way with words that's simultaneously beautiful and hilarious, and I'm all here for it. 🤣🤣💓
@jordangerm
@jordangerm 9 месяцев назад
Like one of his parents was carpet.... is hilarious
@S1X_Bucks
@S1X_Bucks 7 месяцев назад
"Bro, you'd pay $8"
@ippapp2
@ippapp2 6 месяцев назад
Every story is fucking gold😂
@parkerquigleypuff
@parkerquigleypuff 4 месяца назад
LASAGNA VAPE LMAO
@rocharoch
@rocharoch 8 месяцев назад
the thunder cat story is just beautiful “one of his parents was carpet”.
@jaredfromsiliconvalley1887
@jaredfromsiliconvalley1887 9 месяцев назад
Why he is the rat king... he gets himself out if tight spaces lmao
@WeaponizedTX
@WeaponizedTX 5 месяцев назад
"One of his parents was carpet." 😂
@ino7604
@ino7604 2 месяца назад
Hes so effortlessly hilarious 😂 just him being his authentic self is so funny and genuine
@GmikeGarcia
@GmikeGarcia 8 месяцев назад
A turtle neck truck 😂😂
@spencernielson8304
@spencernielson8304 3 месяца назад
When he was talking about Buzz Aldrin " it didn't look like he had been to the moon 🌙 " I believe him 😂
@grouchygeek4176
@grouchygeek4176 8 месяцев назад
"I'll eat a damn birds ass man" what 😂
@Onyxoko
@Onyxoko 7 месяцев назад
LaCedric 😩🤣
@jasoneffler9903
@jasoneffler9903 8 месяцев назад
Theo is weirdly hilarious!
@redhednitemare
@redhednitemare 9 месяцев назад
I never have a fucking clue what this dude is talkin about, but God damn I could listen to him all day
@joshdavenport5787
@joshdavenport5787 3 дня назад
"ppl grilling em" 😂😂😂
@CALKULTIK
@CALKULTIK 6 месяцев назад
8:02 bro the way he says “onward” lgkmfmskdk
@maxwellboughton8150
@maxwellboughton8150 8 месяцев назад
Theo talking about hair coming out of a kid's face while wearing that hat is hard
@R-sz1vd
@R-sz1vd 3 месяца назад
The Hiroshima line got me, but him saying people made soup out of turtle necks was the most out of pocket thing he's said. 😂
@eg4329
@eg4329 8 месяцев назад
‘Like one of his parents was carpet’ 😂
@callofdoody21
@callofdoody21 7 месяцев назад
jus saw theo in dc and he was absolutely hilarious 😂
@MLGGSLMV
@MLGGSLMV 8 месяцев назад
“Like one of his parents was carpet” lol
@kieranshearer8943
@kieranshearer8943 8 месяцев назад
Absolute perfect compilation 😂😂😂 subscribed!
@bridelizabeth
@bridelizabeth 7 месяцев назад
It didn't look like he had been to the moon 😂
@Kay-vs3zb
@Kay-vs3zb 4 месяца назад
Man, if you’ve got a bad day, all you have to do is listen to Theo and you will be laughing your ass off in no time. Theo is therapy. Makes everybody’s life look real fucking good.
@eliotoole
@eliotoole 2 месяца назад
Ejacked😅😅😅
@iSuperdupaloveweed
@iSuperdupaloveweed 5 месяцев назад
"It was like one of his parents were fucking carpet" is the wildest fucking burn
@ayylienn
@ayylienn Месяц назад
"JO'd me out". "Wristing me out into this little stream". 😂😂😂😂
@THENOROOFMOBCAST
@THENOROOFMOBCAST 5 месяцев назад
Whoever runs this page is DOING GODS WORK lmaooo thk u thk u thk u
@ericnolan3689
@ericnolan3689 9 месяцев назад
This was an unreal original compilation cheers bro Subscribed
@user-li2fy4hu7p
@user-li2fy4hu7p 9 месяцев назад
'Original compilation" Omg your generation is such a waste of life. lol
@kittykitty713
@kittykitty713 3 месяца назад
One of his parents were carpet 😂😂😂😂
@vabp8985
@vabp8985 8 месяцев назад
PEANUT BOTTER
@bambieyedgirl7846
@bambieyedgirl7846 8 месяцев назад
I loved that part, LOL!!
@33shoobs
@33shoobs 8 месяцев назад
Great compilation
@Jacqueline888
@Jacqueline888 2 месяца назад
the cut to riley silently blinking 😂
@smartz565
@smartz565 4 месяца назад
nobody tells a story like our boy Theo .. gang 😂
@simonpilarcik6838
@simonpilarcik6838 7 месяцев назад
Theo is the kinda guy where you dont know if he is telling the truth or bsing
@voidwalker9223
@voidwalker9223 7 месяцев назад
thats 95% of comedians most of them are fake they just learned to tell it in a way thats believable. Need content
@nexotope
@nexotope 4 месяца назад
Fantastic compilation, I'm subbed now in case u make more, no cap on God we're working through it haha
@BeastinlosersHD
@BeastinlosersHD 7 месяцев назад
No candles at dinner 😂😂
@TdogMovies
@TdogMovies 3 месяца назад
Thank God theo von started a podcast
@sushiikatt8022
@sushiikatt8022 6 месяцев назад
“MenthOl, and peanot botterr”
@liligman
@liligman 3 месяца назад
“You got my weiner startin to loiter around my waistline”…onward 💀💀 8:25 Theo ain’t real
@no_data6168
@no_data6168 9 месяцев назад
good shit brio
@JesseTate
@JesseTate 3 месяца назад
"You know . . . . the electrician hadn't visited his genetics"
@nateellis9243
@nateellis9243 4 месяца назад
Some people even cooked em cuz they thought they were made out of real turtle🤣
@joshuamwamlima
@joshuamwamlima 3 месяца назад
Jesus Christ this man’s life was comedy gold!
@fayemclemore504
@fayemclemore504 4 месяца назад
“One of his parents was carpet “ 🤣🤣🤣
@jakewebb3979
@jakewebb3979 4 месяца назад
Theo Von is the GOAT, only question i have is how much of what he says is really real😂
@shartsimpson7412
@shartsimpson7412 8 месяцев назад
the truth would be in the fish💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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