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These Fake Animated Stories Have Gone Too Far (My Story Animated) 

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The worst animated stories on youtube have somehow gotten worse please make it stop.
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@jarvis
@jarvis 4 года назад
This was a tough topic to cover because the videos are usually about really sensitive subjects, but I hope I did it justice. Thanks for supporting me everybody!
@lolabunumoved9260
@lolabunumoved9260 4 года назад
Yes
@quinn7573
@quinn7573 4 года назад
yes
@lolabunumoved9260
@lolabunumoved9260 4 года назад
@Somewhere in this mess hoi
@faithyyyyyyyyyyy
@faithyyyyyyyyyyy 4 года назад
Yes
@seraj3068
@seraj3068 4 года назад
Honestly I was actually pretty chill and didn't find things sensitive
@izuwu3810
@izuwu3810 3 года назад
"I Had A Fake Boyfriend But He Died Without Knowing It"
@wyd_marco4107
@wyd_marco4107 3 года назад
That gave me a stroke
@thefatcat1366
@thefatcat1366 3 года назад
Where can I watch this video?
@makijaahoe3025
@makijaahoe3025 3 года назад
Ok
@makijaahoe3025
@makijaahoe3025 3 года назад
@Erik Barsoukov same
@dizzy013
@dizzy013 3 года назад
@@thefatcat1366 dark web
@il6493
@il6493 4 года назад
❌ “The dog was brown.” ✅ “The aforementioned hound was a thick raw chocolate brown, it's coat ablaze with the pigment in a rich notable hue. It was vibrant enough to swoon for, and I couldn't permit myself not to.”
@anonymous_3643
@anonymous_3643 4 года назад
I’m going to use that sentence next time I need to write about a dog in English
@gamermaster1058
@gamermaster1058 4 года назад
E
@supercool1312
@supercool1312 4 года назад
iL english teachers:
@krisdoesart9643
@krisdoesart9643 4 года назад
No, that's too vivid and descriptive. It has to be really, really boring
@theboxingsimulatorrileytbs6155
@theboxingsimulatorrileytbs6155 4 года назад
True masterpiece. 👌
@username-mk4qv
@username-mk4qv 3 года назад
That whole, “There are always people who will have less than you” phrase is the equivalent of one kid saying their parents horribly abused them, but then someone says “at least you _have_ parents.”
@luck8805
@luck8805 2 года назад
Yeahh! For real though
@OsmSkylandersCheats
@OsmSkylandersCheats Год назад
Absolutely. There are people who have it worse than you, but there are also people who have it better than you
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 Год назад
Well I’m not gonna be happy because people have it better than me 😤 The emoji is for the sake of the joke!!!!!!!!
@imogennoges1315
@imogennoges1315 Год назад
or the "there are starving children in africa so eat your vegetables" nonsense
@The_Red_Fox439
@The_Red_Fox439 Год назад
In Israel (and probably in more places) we say: "If you are sad, remember that there is someone in The other side of the world who's have it worse" He's stuck in the middle of the Pacific ocean!
@FenixFang
@FenixFang 3 года назад
My favorite generated title: "I Am Depressed But My Teacher Is Obsessed With Sports And Doesn't Care About Me"
@acutetoad
@acutetoad 3 года назад
Ouch, I felt that
@happypika3
@happypika3 3 года назад
Thought it said “Obsessed With Wii Sports”
@susieaxemurderer
@susieaxemurderer 3 года назад
my teacher beat matt in wii sports so i got the duos elimination in school...
@ferdousikhanam5043
@ferdousikhanam5043 3 года назад
The PE teacher is also the guidance counsellor? 😂 This sounds like something one of these channels would actually do
@lazygenie5616
@lazygenie5616 2 года назад
Is that real?
@aquaard8555
@aquaard8555 4 года назад
*My parents left me in the woods for 17 years and I got my revenge with my wizard powers*
@justsomeguywithaname4208
@justsomeguywithaname4208 4 года назад
Wow just wow
@radkouse1of1
@radkouse1of1 4 года назад
How did you kill them?
@asd_JD
@asd_JD 4 года назад
Oof xD
@mettapeachhead2076
@mettapeachhead2076 4 года назад
I'm going to make this fake story
@waniyare9004
@waniyare9004 4 года назад
Obviously it actually happened.
@carolineseamons7299
@carolineseamons7299 3 года назад
Imagine your card declines at the hospital and your doctor steals your child.
@ascendedcat260
@ascendedcat260 3 года назад
Can't pay the brain surgeon so they put the tumor back in
@frosty_teacup
@frosty_teacup 3 года назад
Can't afford to pay for the leg surgery so they come in and re-break your legs
@billCosbydruggedme
@billCosbydruggedme 3 года назад
Can't afford the penis enlargement surgery so they rip it off
@pussydestroyer888
@pussydestroyer888 3 года назад
Can't pay for birth so they put the baby back in
@anuwilson9039
@anuwilson9039 3 года назад
Can't pay for the medicines I bought for my fever so they put covid in my nostrils and throat.
@frickinfrick8488
@frickinfrick8488 3 года назад
Writing a story aimed at children about a 12 year old getting pregnant as if it’s a romantic love story is disturbing as hell.
@shannonlecronier4895
@shannonlecronier4895 5 месяцев назад
As a 20 y/o woman who was actually pregnant at 12, agreed its like their fetisizing this then exposing it to children its just gross
@lemolea9571
@lemolea9571 29 дней назад
Agreed, I have a friend who was pregnant at 12 but got an abortion because it was for an extremely bad reason. It's disgusting.
@Mooved096
@Mooved096 Год назад
14:28 the fact that the stories range from “I’m asexual” to “My mom fed me tapeworms” is hilarious
@he.said.teenjiejer
@he.said.teenjiejer Год назад
two equally shocking, crazy, unheard of things!
@Xeorboom
@Xeorboom 9 месяцев назад
I'm not coming out as asexual anymore to avoid eating tapeworms...
@melvin-materiel
@melvin-materiel 7 месяцев назад
"I'm allergic to water" when humans are like 70% water
@bigawesomewatermelon9511
@bigawesomewatermelon9511 7 месяцев назад
​@@melvin-materielWater allergies exist.
@melvin-materiel
@melvin-materiel 7 месяцев назад
@@bigawesomewatermelon9511 you can be allergic to stuff in water but not water water is simply too small to even be recognized by the immune system, a cell is like a planet in comparison
@Olivuhr
@Olivuhr 4 года назад
I was born and my parents hated me, so I became a seagull.
@asmaalkahla2236
@asmaalkahla2236 4 года назад
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@sammysam3409
@sammysam3409 4 года назад
furry gang
@li-lan5776
@li-lan5776 4 года назад
@@sammysam3409 #furrylife
@Craze_1209
@Craze_1209 4 года назад
666 liiiiikes
@nigoikoi
@nigoikoi 4 года назад
whoever just liked this comment when it was at 666 likes deserves capital punishment-
@archdukefranzferdinand567
@archdukefranzferdinand567 4 года назад
“I felt completely empty... except for my baby” Speech 100
@MustardCrow
@MustardCrow 4 года назад
Archduke Franz Ferdinand XD
@lichen6962
@lichen6962 4 года назад
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Like 142
@andys2801
@andys2801 4 года назад
Speech -100
@speaktruth9989
@speaktruth9989 4 года назад
😂💀
@margaretrodgers5076
@margaretrodgers5076 4 года назад
Speech 101
@icantthinkofaname8139
@icantthinkofaname8139 3 года назад
I love how the evil doctor can smile through his mask
@duarteareias7316
@duarteareias7316 2 года назад
Evilness 100
@sberky98
@sberky98 2 года назад
he wears a ma-
@lays5277
@lays5277 8 месяцев назад
​@@sberky98OH GOD
@janeelizabeth0309
@janeelizabeth0309 3 года назад
“In the state of Massachusetts it’s illegal to dance to the national anthem and that can’t be right. What if I want to shake my ass to the star spangled banner?” -Jarvis 2019
@ussinussinongawd516
@ussinussinongawd516 2 года назад
"My star spangled cheeks cant take it"
@anabelsama
@anabelsama 2 года назад
I saw this comment exactly at the same time he was saying it. What a big funny coincidence
@holdendeeznutzz
@holdendeeznutzz 4 года назад
my name is dave and I was born at a very young age A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D
@felinefrost7023
@felinefrost7023 4 года назад
Holdenkahnle i thought your name was Herbert from club penguin
@holdendeeznutzz
@holdendeeznutzz 4 года назад
@@felinefrost7023 i wish
@compa6251
@compa6251 4 года назад
The more you know
@Senalbedo
@Senalbedo 4 года назад
*Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor*
@AndrewAce.
@AndrewAce. 4 года назад
DEAD 🤣
@bruh-my4ne
@bruh-my4ne 4 года назад
¨My parents left me to die but i lived and became a star¨ Did you die? *Sadly, yes, **_but i lived_*
@kyhoney
@kyhoney 4 года назад
Did you die? Well yes, but actually no
@bruh-my4ne
@bruh-my4ne 4 года назад
@@giovannimacdermott3030 yeah lol its also a meme
@spider-man4531
@spider-man4531 4 года назад
OH MY GOD IS THAT MOTHER FRICKING BUCK (ICE AGE) REFERENCE
@bruh-my4ne
@bruh-my4ne 4 года назад
@@spider-man4531 yea lol
@Doduszkaa
@Doduszkaa 4 года назад
good one
@tatogod3573
@tatogod3573 3 года назад
The Jackie Chan one was LITERALLY taken almost exactly from an existing article on Jackie, it takes a lot of sentences word for word.
@imbob99999
@imbob99999 3 года назад
Oh
@pp-nm3bk
@pp-nm3bk 3 года назад
Can you send me the link of it tho
@tatogod3573
@tatogod3573 3 года назад
@@pp-nm3bk I'll see if I can find it, this was 5 months ago after all. Edit: Here it is. Obviously there is a lot of fabricated stuff in the video, but a lot of the real parts of the video comes from it. www.goalcast.com/2018/01/05/jackie-chans-life-story/
@namebutcooler
@namebutcooler 3 года назад
"I was afraid so I get a baby" I had a stroke reading that
@seself
@seself 4 года назад
"i couldn't afford to go on vacation so i sold my parents on ebay"
@scarlettsworldowo6282
@scarlettsworldowo6282 4 года назад
Oh my gosh me too!!!
@twilighthairball
@twilighthairball 4 года назад
There's a ton of comments in this video like this one, but this is the only one that actually made me laugh😂
@etooamill9528
@etooamill9528 4 года назад
I have the right contact to make this happen
@springtag9100
@springtag9100 4 года назад
Wait but someone actually sold their life on eBay soooooo
@FloareaMotrogeanu
@FloareaMotrogeanu 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@SaraSara-ep9ue
@SaraSara-ep9ue 4 года назад
They let me go to Disneyland for free because they thought *my cat was Tom Holland* ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@Rigiroony
@Rigiroony 4 года назад
It's kinda even more insulting when you realize how terrible Oprahs real story is.
@SaraSara-ep9ue
@SaraSara-ep9ue 4 года назад
Rigiroony I wasn’t talking about Oprah’s life-
@cocoa8649
@cocoa8649 4 года назад
they thought my frog was Tom Holland’s frog in his mouth so they arrested me *Actually Happened*
@krosina2290
@krosina2290 4 года назад
@@cocoa8649 LMAOO😂😂😂
@toastedplants518
@toastedplants518 4 года назад
*CLAPS*
@dinonugget1671
@dinonugget1671 3 года назад
What I got on Jarvis’s website: “My twin brother is my dad”
@simritagop
@simritagop 3 года назад
oH NO
@bemygfriend_5736
@bemygfriend_5736 3 года назад
i have a huge suspicion that my history teacher was the girl narrator for "My Story", because they have *really* similar voices and i live in eastern europe
@jazzmuppet9230
@jazzmuppet9230 2 года назад
did you ever ask her
@bemygfriend_5736
@bemygfriend_5736 2 года назад
@@jazzmuppet9230 nope. didn't get the chance to. i can't even ask her anymore because i changed schools. also, it's a weird question to ask
@TheGreatCooLite
@TheGreatCooLite 4 года назад
Next animated story video: *I Was Forced to Breathe Air to Survive, So I Ran Away From My House*
@leahbellemorey5866
@leahbellemorey5866 4 года назад
for real tho
@asd_JD
@asd_JD 4 года назад
Yep
@_Gsor
@_Gsor 4 года назад
Yas
@opticalyoutube5597
@opticalyoutube5597 4 года назад
And then: *My parents made me eat food to live and I hated it.*
@owenphotography2222
@owenphotography2222 4 года назад
Some guy broke in my house so I called the police!
@PersonMan1
@PersonMan1 4 года назад
so black people with acne are ugly this is a bruh moment
@josedeleon6961
@josedeleon6961 4 года назад
bruh
@aquaard8555
@aquaard8555 4 года назад
Bruh
@i.w252
@i.w252 4 года назад
Bruh
@indyangler8967
@indyangler8967 4 года назад
Bruh
@Sydscam
@Sydscam 4 года назад
Bruh
@doudemoiidesuyo1682
@doudemoiidesuyo1682 3 года назад
The best I got was: "Someone stole my phone and it is a problem." "I broke up with my boyfriend because of my girlfriend."
@mikeconrad1183
@mikeconrad1183 Год назад
I mean the second one makes sense
@solereclipce6737
@solereclipce6737 9 месяцев назад
@@mikeconrad1183they both make sense
@opoax8096
@opoax8096 3 года назад
The thing with leaving a country because it was dangerous is actually serious. It frustrates me to think they can be on youtube. I come from Syria, where in Damascus a civil war is happening. I literally remember how a bomb once fired at our house and we had to have a plastic window to repair it. Teachers in Syria traumatised me, with making me feel as if I was their favourite, then hated me. We had to move out, which for privacy reasons I’m not gonna tell where, but the thing is, making those videos and treating them as a joke is very offensive. I had to spend a year without my mother just to move, and it hurt so much when I wanted to talk with her. I really hope youtube does something to these videos. As you said they treat serious topics as jokes, because apparently that’s what their youtube channel is based upon. I’m glad that someone realises that.
@Maefiosa
@Maefiosa Год назад
I hope now you're living a good life, pal.
@opoax8096
@opoax8096 Год назад
@@Maefiosa i am 👍
@lavinialadlass9432
@lavinialadlass9432 11 месяцев назад
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope your life is doing better now.
@laylalammers2840
@laylalammers2840 4 года назад
I failed my math class so *I got pregnant and became the president of my unnamed country*
@epiclolito8226
@epiclolito8226 4 года назад
Welcome! To Zanzibar Land!
@egg_0586
@egg_0586 4 года назад
Actually Happened!!!!
@bambimonstahh
@bambimonstahh 4 года назад
*and I'm a BOY*
@whosgodatheismbelike3505
@whosgodatheismbelike3505 4 года назад
Hmmm sounds like a great story
@whosgodatheismbelike3505
@whosgodatheismbelike3505 4 года назад
@@epiclolito8226 literally a restaurant where I live
@Person-lc6qm
@Person-lc6qm 4 года назад
I got bullied so i started revolution on the American government
@TheFloatingLlamas
@TheFloatingLlamas 4 года назад
Komrade?
@renewincelestian5007
@renewincelestian5007 4 года назад
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@windowtree2637
@windowtree2637 4 года назад
I wanted more tea so i started a revolution on the british government.
@gabrielleisalanastan
@gabrielleisalanastan 4 года назад
Oml😂😂😂😂
@karahmarie6558
@karahmarie6558 4 года назад
i do noy want anyone else to like this! 666 is perfect
@inasofiaMwa
@inasofiaMwa 3 года назад
"What if I wanna shake my ass to the Star Spangled banner?" Well I guess go off queen?
@Caitlin288
@Caitlin288 2 года назад
“I found out my watermelon is my mom” “My bed frame told me the worst thing I ever heard” “I gave birth to a kitten” “My plant forced me to get a tattoo”
@cheesybattery2660
@cheesybattery2660 3 года назад
Soon it would be “I got pregnant before I was born”
@breademojiwheatemoji4003
@breademojiwheatemoji4003 3 года назад
theyre already there 😔 i saw one called “i saw a pregnant baby and that was something”
@microwave8931
@microwave8931 3 года назад
FBI OPEN UP
@gvancajabauri5670
@gvancajabauri5670 3 года назад
when i was borned i was 10000000 years old and dead and speaking (gone sexy gone dangerous gone bad gone deadly )
@aparajita1998
@aparajita1998 3 года назад
"I was born pregnant" see now that's a medical miracle
@HuneeBruh
@HuneeBruh 3 года назад
well that actually can happen
@hannahferolie-ragin8347
@hannahferolie-ragin8347 4 года назад
"I just sat there feeling completely empty, except for my baby" that's how I'm going to reveal my first pregnancy!
@MarshaRee33
@MarshaRee33 3 года назад
I literally screamed when I heard this 😭 no woman would ever say that seriously lmfaooo
@DarkShadic9632
@DarkShadic9632 3 года назад
Everyone knows that when you’re pregnant, you become completely empty and hollow. You have no bones; only b a b y
@hufflepuffhorcrux3269
@hufflepuffhorcrux3269 3 года назад
DarkShadic 9632 *ONLY BABY* *ONLY BABY* *ONLY BABY*
@3starsburningbright
@3starsburningbright 3 года назад
@@DarkShadic9632 lets make a chain ONLY BABY ONLY BABY ONLY BABY
@aloe_thera
@aloe_thera 3 года назад
@@3starsburningbright ONLY BABY ONLY BABY ONLY BABY ONLY BABY
@wizardanddemigod3548
@wizardanddemigod3548 3 года назад
“What if I want to shake my ass to the star spangled banner” 🤣🤣🤣
@nobodyinparticular1290
@nobodyinparticular1290 3 года назад
"How I saved the world from becoming infected with Karens and Kevins with Morgan Freeman and Jude Law."
@durkdaperk4297
@durkdaperk4297 4 года назад
“I just sat there, completely empty inside... well aside from my baby”
@ikkuhishikawa7982
@ikkuhishikawa7982 4 года назад
Sometimes they are pretty hilarious, you gotta admit
@eliisonline
@eliisonline 4 года назад
ngl that was pretty brutal
@skaffatar7664
@skaffatar7664 4 года назад
These stories sounding like doofensmirtz's backstories
@cottony4dr
@cottony4dr 4 года назад
“This all started the day of my birth. Both of my parents have failed to show up.”
@theoldcavalier7451
@theoldcavalier7451 4 года назад
Nice
@HelloZukoHere7
@HelloZukoHere7 4 года назад
Hahahaha holy fuck yes
@Dispeckful
@Dispeckful 4 года назад
This is a 💯 accurate!
@ellaedwards9731
@ellaedwards9731 4 года назад
I was just about to comment this 😂
@didik3327
@didik3327 3 года назад
"my parents divorced but I AM NOT" "my 16th birthday was a bad idea"
@mikeconrad1183
@mikeconrad1183 Год назад
Well of course I'm not divorced I haven't even had a girlfriend
@chinedseal8724
@chinedseal8724 3 года назад
“My parents hated my boyfriend said about my seizures at the worst possible moment “ and “ I have no friends” are my favorite titles
@jamjum2251
@jamjum2251 4 года назад
"I was afraid of my piggy bank so I got pregnant at 11" aCtUaLlY hApPeNeD
@cardnal4469
@cardnal4469 4 года назад
I love your profile picture
@desertflowerproductions2668
@desertflowerproductions2668 4 года назад
Yeah send me a link to that video... WAIT ITS NOT REAL
@JustWowNick
@JustWowNick 4 года назад
“And by ugly we mean black.” WAIT A SECOND! I know it’s the early 20s, but it ain’t the 1920s!
@goaway6852
@goaway6852 4 года назад
Should have been *white
@zedium3280
@zedium3280 4 года назад
@@goaway6852 yea
@nra3zehuti781
@nra3zehuti781 4 года назад
@Pawpsi ToonZ Max it should've been Go away's mom
@jameewhatsin
@jameewhatsin 4 года назад
@JustWowNick Exactly bro, just what I was thinking
@bradyhamilton3827
@bradyhamilton3827 4 года назад
It’s the Covid-20s not the roaring 20s
@slushiie9674
@slushiie9674 3 года назад
every cell in my body shattered when he said "jackie chan"
@xilitla.
@xilitla. 2 года назад
jackie CHAN
@spamtongspamton9900
@spamtongspamton9900 2 года назад
Remember: You’re not allowed to be sad because someone somewhere has a broken leg
@tcs15
@tcs15 4 года назад
Actually Happened: The US Government killed my dog, so i became John Wick and established communism in America
@francisabernathy1587
@francisabernathy1587 4 года назад
Oh my goodness this is basically my life story wow
@friendlyneighborhoodasianm912
@friendlyneighborhoodasianm912 4 года назад
please Mr Marx fulfill the people's dreams
@vaporeongirl8043
@vaporeongirl8043 4 года назад
XD XD XD XD XD XD
@dontworryaboutnol
@dontworryaboutnol 4 года назад
TCS15 *salutes*
@humidchicken9737
@humidchicken9737 4 года назад
Yup
@solotaughtme
@solotaughtme 3 года назад
Nobody: My Story Animated: "I have glass bones and paper skin, every night I break my arms and every morning I break my legs-"
@mioafox
@mioafox 3 года назад
And in between, my bones get squishy.
@scrampity-_-
@scrampity-_- 3 года назад
SPOOOOOOOOOONGE BOB!!!!!!
@Justheretostalkbro
@Justheretostalkbro 3 года назад
BAHAHHAH PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THAT FROM DANNY
@mioafox
@mioafox 3 года назад
@@Justheretostalkbro Me? Yes. Yes I did.
@owdy3973
@owdy3973 3 года назад
And I became a millionaire by just selling CHOCOLATE
@aza4523
@aza4523 3 года назад
My sister was a teenager when she became, unplanned (I’m putting this in because some parents do and did want children when they were teenagers etc), and is/was pregnant. Like you said in the video, teenage pregnancy isn’t something to laugh about or even just make fake stories and get money off of.
@jadeoreo
@jadeoreo 3 года назад
"I felt completely empty inside... Well except for my baby!"assdjfjdjfksursitsitxoyjh 😭 that's so funny
@ivygracesplace
@ivygracesplace 4 года назад
My mom watches The Bachelorette and I started watching it ironically, but I’m scared I’m not watching it ironically anymore. I’m invested.
@duck7781
@duck7781 4 года назад
Actually happened
@sunflowerpresent4463
@sunflowerpresent4463 4 года назад
Ivy Aijala-Wardell wait ok why is this literally what happened to me. Like, I started watching Hannah’s season for shits and giggles, and now if I don’t see Mike as the bachelor someone’s catching hands.
@pollygotacracker9396
@pollygotacracker9396 4 года назад
Omg same but I’m there for the bachelorette
@davidhollowelljr949
@davidhollowelljr949 4 года назад
F
@paperglu6640
@paperglu6640 4 года назад
*YOU* *SCARED* *ME*
@Rea84
@Rea84 4 года назад
wait so men don't feel pain when they cut their leg with a chainsaw? ... fascinating! You learn something new every day!
@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty
@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty 4 года назад
Rea84 Wait, we don’t? I’m going to check
@icicle8230
@icicle8230 4 года назад
I can confirm, i was the chainsaw
@totallystefany6040
@totallystefany6040 4 года назад
My grandma is a man too she cut her head off it just grew back in like 2 months
@lepatato7437
@lepatato7437 4 года назад
No that shit HURTS
@funnyfella8198
@funnyfella8198 4 года назад
Except their balls. If you chainsaw their balls, they go straight to hell.
@becauseyes909
@becauseyes909 3 года назад
The doctor: Hippity hoppity your baby is now my property
@xavierdestremau5732
@xavierdestremau5732 3 года назад
I'm pretty sure Dr Doofenshmirtz's story is more believable
@mikeconrad1183
@mikeconrad1183 Год назад
And his parents didn't even show up to his own birth
@Vixxy_v
@Vixxy_v 3 года назад
"My mom ate my cookie so I murdered the whole town" Actually Happened
@oliveriguess7906
@oliveriguess7906 3 года назад
Good job
@oatman0
@oatman0 3 года назад
My dad ate my cupcake so i got his wife pregnant
@Kaiden-9226
@Kaiden-9226 3 года назад
My dad took my friend so I killed him
@alexpittheliker9165
@alexpittheliker9165 3 года назад
My sister took my kitkat so I killed her boyfriend
@ahumantryingtosurvive
@ahumantryingtosurvive 3 года назад
My gf stole my best friend so I killed her entire family
@user-ud7qe2gg8e
@user-ud7qe2gg8e 4 года назад
My boyfriend tried to eat my dog so I had to marry my dad to survive *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@sugas_canoe_flippers
@sugas_canoe_flippers 4 года назад
What hold up WHUT?
@ladythirteen9095
@ladythirteen9095 4 года назад
Nina Borowiec I laughed out load at this...
@linyetaicetea8405
@linyetaicetea8405 4 года назад
@Ashton Fortenbacker LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
@itsdalion6612
@itsdalion6612 4 года назад
plot twist: The Person is gay
@pineapplesauce1094
@pineapplesauce1094 4 года назад
@Ashton Fortenbacker broo I'm cryinggg
@weevilunderscore
@weevilunderscore 3 года назад
My best randomly generated animated story name was "my 16th birthday was a terrible daughter and now my mom is mentally ill"
@itzdeezbeatz2482
@itzdeezbeatz2482 3 года назад
"My Boyfriend About My Sister" animated title generator
@silverwillowschleich1037
@silverwillowschleich1037 4 года назад
Jarvis, you should generate a title on your website, write a story based on it, and submit it to actually happened. We’ll sit and watch if it gets accepted.
@fitmotheyap
@fitmotheyap 4 года назад
^ like so jarvis sees
@Calil_Revol
@Calil_Revol 4 года назад
We should all do it
@silverwillowschleich1037
@silverwillowschleich1037 4 года назад
Fitmo GMC I really hope he does it! 😂
@gamingadventureswithcharli1640
@gamingadventureswithcharli1640 4 года назад
Yes please!
@_pyxeled
@_pyxeled 4 года назад
Yaaasss
@sankalpsrivatsa179
@sankalpsrivatsa179 4 года назад
Bruh, the hospital sign is in Korean. In Korea healthcare is absolutely free. So the father had no reason to pay the doctor
@laurenp2149
@laurenp2149 3 года назад
I thought that too. The characters are the same as in it uses hangul but it doesn't make actual words
@joannakeshia8439
@joannakeshia8439 3 года назад
umm i don't think it's hangul, it's very clearly hanzi
@kappachino1465
@kappachino1465 3 года назад
Not really its just gibberish. Its not even Korean its just random squiggles to make it look like Chinese/asian language.
@justSunny7
@justSunny7 3 года назад
Yeah, that's not Korean lol
@grandpalarryreadmyaboutpag7045
@grandpalarryreadmyaboutpag7045 3 года назад
Yeah they didn't get research
@ladyofrillwater
@ladyofrillwater Год назад
I felt terrible about it, but at 25:30 when she was like "And I just sat there, empty... well, except for my baby" I let out a laugh that startled my cats. Between the weird accent, the mood whiplash, the matter-of-fact tone... That's genuinely funny, in a really dark way.
@justapers0n913
@justapers0n913 2 года назад
The first story reminded me of a lesson I've learned: Your problems arent worth any less just because some people have worse problems.
@V1_Ultrakrill
@V1_Ultrakrill 4 года назад
*You can also tell it's fake instantly because. . .* *The titles keep f**king changing*
@sweep8311
@sweep8311 4 года назад
Yup
@sicko033
@sicko033 4 года назад
“What if I wanna shake my ass to the Star Spangled Banner” is gonna be my senior quote
@itsjenna8834
@itsjenna8834 4 года назад
Haha im a senior toooo
@nairam0410
@nairam0410 4 года назад
I read this as Jarvis was saying it lmao
@tartagliasmilk
@tartagliasmilk 4 года назад
I M P O S T E R !
@sushistudios5627
@sushistudios5627 3 года назад
"We were a normal family then my dad died" Dad: *gun shot and loses arms*
@alvinasaakyan
@alvinasaakyan 3 года назад
Jarvis: shocked from the animated videos about teen pregnancies Me: waiting for Jarvis to find out that in Russia and Ukraine there are multiple seasons of the life-based show "Pregnant at 16", constantly running on TV
@redlegobrick5205
@redlegobrick5205 4 года назад
"How can we make the princess ugly? We already gave her acne." "Lets just make her black." "It's genius!"
@jisaacray
@jisaacray 4 года назад
Red Lego Brick, WHY?! I was walking through the comments and stepped on you. Why the frick were you sitting there?! C’mon man!
@rebekahsmith326
@rebekahsmith326 4 года назад
@@jisaacray That's why you need to wear shoes while walking through the comments.
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 года назад
I have a confession LEGOs don’t hurt my feet
@redlegobrick5205
@redlegobrick5205 4 года назад
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 quit lying
@JamJuice101
@JamJuice101 4 года назад
The Lego brick a human's weakness to their foot.
@kitkaterina7447
@kitkaterina7447 4 года назад
❌ the dog was brown ✅ I looked at the dog and when I saw the Color felt as if I was betrayed because you see the dog not only reflected the color of poop but also a random flavor of cake. For the dog was brown. 2 years later me and the dog had a seagull child when my mom left me to die in a theatre camp. Edit: thank you everyone for the likes :)
@cosmicnae
@cosmicnae 3 года назад
HUH-
@Dreamsoniacxx
@Dreamsoniacxx 3 года назад
oh, so that's why I failed writing an essay, I was doing it all wrong
@hayleealbaugh8313
@hayleealbaugh8313 3 года назад
Hahaha that's my mind!😆
@deereye87
@deereye87 3 года назад
My brain hurts a lot thanks
@moonlight.8831
@moonlight.8831 3 года назад
Lmaoooo im laughing soo hard
@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 3 года назад
Jarvis: I was scared of the government, so I got a- Ad: NEEDLES
@marsh.al.mel0w162
@marsh.al.mel0w162 2 года назад
A few of my favorite randomly generated animated story titles: “I am a geek and I hate mondays” “My phone spent 70k and I outsmarted him” “I can’t stop stealing everything from everyone” “I am depressed” “My father forced me to do their homework” “I lost my life” “I thought this hobo was a man but I am so jealous” “My secret relationship with my disabled boyfriend and I can’t read”
@arminarlert5681
@arminarlert5681 4 года назад
“I got pregnant at 12!” *I mean, at least it’s not about teen pregnancy.*
@superiornas8883
@superiornas8883 4 года назад
oh nooooooooo
@anonymoususer3410
@anonymoususer3410 4 года назад
Tween pregnancy
@xflowerflylifex577
@xflowerflylifex577 4 года назад
You mean preggers XD it's a weird way to say it Wich I love. LOL
@legionary1656
@legionary1656 4 года назад
Pentti Norovuori No. Just stop.
@JohnWick-bo3zt
@JohnWick-bo3zt 4 года назад
😕
@ratonicx
@ratonicx 4 года назад
I came out as straight to cover up the fact that I'm a gay chicken nugget *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@tarynwinterholler3099
@tarynwinterholler3099 4 года назад
Yes.
@lonleylaughstv7454
@lonleylaughstv7454 4 года назад
So relatable
@bojobadger5924
@bojobadger5924 4 года назад
My small intestine was devoured by my unborn fetus then my kneecaps were deleted by the moon ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@gamedev8697
@gamedev8697 4 года назад
WalmartVersionEmo actually happened is a good RU-viders
@VeryCrunchyPretzels
@VeryCrunchyPretzels 4 года назад
Yes
@luvcure
@luvcure 2 года назад
4:56 is that Jackie-Chan 🧍‍♀️ Edit: it was Jackie-Chan…
@hibiscus8711
@hibiscus8711 3 года назад
17:15 *my eyes burn from that atrocious animation my god-*
@O_Tade
@O_Tade 4 года назад
My granny stole my girlfriend. *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@currymunch3r970
@currymunch3r970 4 года назад
mega props for your lesbian grandma
@endzi1248
@endzi1248 4 года назад
@@currymunch3r970 if she wss a grandma she needed to have a baby with a man so she would be bi
@demetraeconomou6096
@demetraeconomou6096 4 года назад
Μου σπαει τα νευρα που δεν φαινεται μονο το τελευταιο γραμμα
@weezerboy6910
@weezerboy6910 4 года назад
@@endzi1248 maybe she only used him for a baby
@ozzao12
@ozzao12 4 года назад
Endzi124 or she got a surrogate
@avii331
@avii331 4 года назад
Doctor: pay up Mother: I am broke Doctor: *YOUR BABY IS MINE*
@yaboimusicalfan9719
@yaboimusicalfan9719 4 года назад
TomGames yoink
@alphafart
@alphafart 4 года назад
hippity hoppity your baby is now my property
@hufdis3739
@hufdis3739 4 года назад
Whippity whine Your baby is mine
@sanjaocokoljic6419
@sanjaocokoljic6419 4 года назад
Lol yeah
@gtforever7474
@gtforever7474 4 года назад
The doctor have to pay the mother child support then she can buy the baby back for free.
@adamvw48
@adamvw48 3 года назад
I love the Jarvis vs. animated story accounts recap
@katelyndietz
@katelyndietz 2 года назад
I've rewatched 24:25-24:49 ~20 times and I'm BAWLING. I haven't laughed this hard in way too long hahahaha
@ilikebeanies3499
@ilikebeanies3499 4 года назад
Im green and everyone hates me, so i befriend a donkey and marry a princess. ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@JamesnLollify
@JamesnLollify 4 года назад
in shrek, yes
@lafayeetelargebaguette3471
@lafayeetelargebaguette3471 4 года назад
Oh wow
@sweeflyboy
@sweeflyboy 4 года назад
Hmm, who are you talking about?....
@sweeflyboy
@sweeflyboy 4 года назад
@ゆりEtika Either I am missing something or you didn't get my sarcasm. As I said, I am probably being dumb and missing the obvious
@caneveryoneshutup2938
@caneveryoneshutup2938 4 года назад
that took me a hot minute
@lucasdavies180
@lucasdavies180 4 года назад
I dropped my phone so I got pregnant and became homeless in Paris
@red-sv2qf
@red-sv2qf 4 года назад
me too
@olfmombach260
@olfmombach260 4 года назад
*and I was 12 at the time
@lemonoroufi
@lemonoroufi 4 года назад
Same mate,I relate 😔
@clara.212
@clara.212 4 года назад
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@summer5351
@summer5351 4 года назад
Me too ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@sallyblue417
@sallyblue417 3 года назад
Love that Hamilton in the background!!
@angelhaerim
@angelhaerim 3 года назад
17:44 this is really nit-picky but aren’t his hands the wrong way round??
@Frosty09720
@Frosty09720 6 месяцев назад
yes
@chickn16
@chickn16 4 года назад
I got a rare infection after kissing my step cousin so now I have to hide from the government so I don’t get pregnant at 5 ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@adriirxse6836
@adriirxse6836 4 года назад
Lmao
@justbarely_there1293
@justbarely_there1293 4 года назад
This is the government, what is your name and where do you live? Asking for a friend.
@yeetusking1237
@yeetusking1237 4 года назад
justbarely there lol
@chibi_gg
@chibi_gg 4 года назад
OMG nIce SToRy bRo
@kdoesthings2548
@kdoesthings2548 4 года назад
I had to run away from the fbi after effing 37 men in ass cracks Please dont take that out of context ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@browniesskies
@browniesskies 4 года назад
They make them sensitive subjects for shock matter and clickbait but none of them are real and the channels are obvious content farms. Using sensitive subjects is how they avoid hate because if people call them out then the people who believe the stories are real will attack the person for being insensitive and disrespecting the person in the video.
@spaghetti5914
@spaghetti5914 4 года назад
Emotional manipulation at its finest 👌
@MittensZora
@MittensZora 4 года назад
@@spaghetti5914 indeed 👌
@biggreenleaf7035
@biggreenleaf7035 4 года назад
Modern problems require modern solutions
@2awsum4u-_-33
@2awsum4u-_-33 4 года назад
*My parents gave me my brothers leg. Little did they know they adopted him.*
@lolaf1er
@lolaf1er 4 года назад
That's pretty much what happened with the "I got shunned for being homophobic" video... so yeah that's a safe bet.
@cb8981
@cb8981 3 года назад
15:18 That laugh has cured my depression
@thegingerkat1114
@thegingerkat1114 3 года назад
"I took a shower without realizing i put the water on!"
@jsbeingmax8807
@jsbeingmax8807 4 года назад
“My Mom Made Me Break Up With My Boyfriend So I Joined The USSR And Ended Up Becoming A Missile, Striking The Next Robot War, While Also Being Transgender And Had A Baby With My Sister”
@fallendominion4788
@fallendominion4788 4 года назад
Jesus xD
@lillybailey8766
@lillybailey8766 4 года назад
Oh, same edit:btw you probably know this but I was being sarcastic
@MyyElizabeth07
@MyyElizabeth07 4 года назад
Very relatable
@jameewhatsin
@jameewhatsin 4 года назад
@Elite Gamer Max, Lol wtf I would watch that 😂
@spelaorel9534
@spelaorel9534 4 года назад
What stormRyan would do in Aaron broke up with him
@Patrick-ws8hd
@Patrick-ws8hd 4 года назад
I ate an apple and my dad became Jesus ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@inkbagz3455
@inkbagz3455 4 года назад
He's back lads... HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!
@TheBonkleFox
@TheBonkleFox 4 года назад
like jesus casually hijacks your dad and he grows the beard and hair and his hands get holes in the middle and that just....hecc.
@scarlettsworldowo6282
@scarlettsworldowo6282 4 года назад
HALLELUJAH!
@caldog619
@caldog619 4 года назад
But the apple was forbidden and I was cast to hell
@divinely2009
@divinely2009 4 года назад
The world of Aviation *lmao*
@Whoosh355
@Whoosh355 3 года назад
17:07 "Oh, hi Mark"
@imactuallyalizardperson25
@imactuallyalizardperson25 Год назад
"When you take pity on yourself- shut up you big baby." That's what I got out of this at least.👍
@noone4019
@noone4019 4 года назад
I found out my dog is actually my father, so I decided to get pregnant to save my family from my abusive goldfish and it destroyed our family. ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@moormonkey
@moormonkey 4 года назад
Ma Or “to save my family... and it destroyed our family”
@ClingyCrab
@ClingyCrab 4 года назад
Augustine M ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@suragr1974
@suragr1974 4 года назад
What the heck ❓
@dumbstuff1687
@dumbstuff1687 4 года назад
Its a joke
@noone4019
@noone4019 4 года назад
Augustine M exactly ahah
@Bloomkyaaa
@Bloomkyaaa 4 года назад
*I was born black so my parents switched me out for an asian baby at the hospital!*
@GlassesnMouthplates
@GlassesnMouthplates 4 года назад
So who was typing this comment? Black-you, or Asian-you?
@s3okjinie
@s3okjinie 4 года назад
Bloom
@ahviharris3834
@ahviharris3834 4 года назад
kirishima is that you?
@chonk_fox89
@chonk_fox89 4 года назад
So we're your parents Asian then? Lolz maybe your mom had a secret! But are you the kid that got swapped in? Or the one they swapped out?
@soaringhedgehog8341
@soaringhedgehog8341 4 года назад
ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
@Sophieann12
@Sophieann12 3 года назад
i love how he just skipped the title "a cow ate my swimsuit"
@thecreature3678
@thecreature3678 2 года назад
"an AVALANCHE? this is not a place for 9 year olds!" i love how concerned Jarvis is with the safety of minors in outdoor snow activities.
@0LycanFX
@0LycanFX 4 года назад
My friends stormed area51 and now they are married to alien monsters! Actually Happened
@roxylalonderoblox7055
@roxylalonderoblox7055 4 года назад
NO! NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!! We are storming area 51 September 20th. I brought a classic nerf gun and a chainsaw. I also have some milkduds.
@wyyung7373
@wyyung7373 4 года назад
Katelynn Wright you’re dumb. He’s obviously a time traveler
@communistpotato3204
@communistpotato3204 4 года назад
@@wyyung7373 bro dont blow his cover
@oggabogga1661
@oggabogga1661 4 года назад
This raid is gonna be real. I'm gonna absorb the powers of the guards and then start shooting bullets out my mouth cuz I absorbed a gun too.
@trolek852
@trolek852 4 года назад
@@roxylalonderoblox7055 weak, you dont know that you can have a flamethrower from elon musk?
@tealover9063
@tealover9063 4 года назад
My Dad is Queen Elizabeth the third and he is gay for Michael Jackson so I became David Tennant ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@alyanaxd
@alyanaxd 4 года назад
Ola May YT lol
@francisabernathy1587
@francisabernathy1587 4 года назад
SAME
@theprofesser9797
@theprofesser9797 4 года назад
Ola May YT I’d believe if that was a Doctor who episode
@bananamilk6293
@bananamilk6293 4 года назад
LMAO
@420fruitloop_
@420fruitloop_ 4 года назад
LMFAO I-
@JessBlueJazzberry
@JessBlueJazzberry 3 года назад
16:10 "A cow ate my swimsuit"? THE HORROR.
@somewackoonyoutube2449
@somewackoonyoutube2449 3 года назад
5:37 Boi: Can you imagine? Me: No because this story is very clearly fake.
@htx.raymundo
@htx.raymundo 3 года назад
Mans predicted covid 😳
@jsas2047
@jsas2047 11 месяцев назад
To be fair there are ppl in medical debt after birth.
@somewackoonyoutube2449
@somewackoonyoutube2449 11 месяцев назад
@@jsas2047 I think I called it "very clearly fake" because of the story overall and not just that scene, just to get that out there. To be fair, if I had to come clean, I'm not sure if I knew that when I first watched this video.
@virquar9988
@virquar9988 4 года назад
Hello my name is Marry,I am 19 years old and 7 years ago my life changed when the fire nation attacked
@astererererer_
@astererererer_ 3 года назад
@Becky Longlegs, I’m a dude. When he came back, he got the power to turn into a pause button. It's a bit worthless but nonetheless, he is going to save the world with his demonization powers no matter what, it's just a matter of time.
@cheesybattery2660
@cheesybattery2660 3 года назад
I not ugly
@marapellish-maghan3793
@marapellish-maghan3793 3 года назад
Ants Canada reference !!!!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡
@ogrelord7150
@ogrelord7150 3 года назад
Mara Pellish-Maghan you know ants Canada didn’t invent the fire nation right
@LittleIcarus
@LittleIcarus 3 года назад
Mara it's from avatar.
@nis-qw8uz
@nis-qw8uz 4 года назад
I Got A Girl Pregnant By *Giving Her A High Five* ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@RatanakS
@RatanakS 4 года назад
Lol
@suwucidal6936
@suwucidal6936 4 года назад
Anthony is that you
@matthewrada1758
@matthewrada1758 4 года назад
Only true Smosh fans will remember
@silver3766
@silver3766 4 года назад
".. And I am a girl!!!"
@actuallyaddi
@actuallyaddi 4 года назад
Oof
@ploppymaster5297
@ploppymaster5297 2 года назад
My favorite generated titles were: "I Pretended To Be Fake," "My Pet Rat Disappeared And I Hate It ," "My First Date Was A Man But I AM NOT," "My Boyfriend Is A Grandma," and last but not least "I Was Stalked By A Mysterious Box In My Bag."
@mehanimates5491
@mehanimates5491 2 года назад
I just used the animated story title website Jarvis made and I got “I thought this hobo was a bad idea” and I’m dying
@caffeinatedkatie4696
@caffeinatedkatie4696 3 года назад
"I was normal teenage girl, now I fight evil by moonlight"
@Purple.N
@Purple.N 3 года назад
Actually happend-
@abhiveerbirdi9377
@abhiveerbirdi9377 3 года назад
Winning love by daylight
@0somebodyprobably0
@0somebodyprobably0 3 года назад
@@abhiveerbirdi9377 Never running from a real fight
@kozumakenme3838
@kozumakenme3838 2 года назад
Is she the one named Sailor Moon by any chance?
@Dani-Claw
@Dani-Claw 2 года назад
She's a werewolf crime fighter
@TheRealJeff2
@TheRealJeff2 4 года назад
I ate my arm off to escape from being grounded, and my parents never knew.
@blisteringstars
@blisteringstars 4 года назад
What the hell
@s3okjinie
@s3okjinie 4 года назад
Nugget?
@lindsey7544
@lindsey7544 4 года назад
@@s3okjinie lol
@rebekahsmith326
@rebekahsmith326 4 года назад
"Hun, is something off about Jeff?" "He looks fine to me."
@sadmango250
@sadmango250 4 года назад
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@criptastical
@criptastical 3 месяца назад
"I sat there feeling completely empty...well except for my baby." The wheeze that came out of my mouth 😂 That line about to start an asthma attack
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