Fake Animated Stories Are Still Awful 

*_East coaster_* West Cost Gang Rise Up

I'm my country its 6:30

GOTTIE

But *time zones*

Good thing it's only 2:30 am here.

🤣🤣💀

Chills: as you can see this man is obviously posseeeeeessseeeedddd

And he's in an abandoned mansion.ABANDONED

To be fair, he was staring at them.

@@aaaah540 probably staring because they're a group of teenagers walking to an abandoned house

what? noo it's totally real. After all, they're bio says they're real. The internet doesnt lie.

@@epiczombieslayer4444 she mentioned she deleted it so it's fake. And it's not a reupload because she said she didn't show her face.

yeah they knew it was fake that was the joke.

@@willg3369 r/whoooooosh

@@schlattenjoyer3450 At least spell it correctly

Honestly, I think that they were implying it was blood or something.

just a night with the girlies painting sigils on each other’s faces

Me and my homies are definitely trying this

id do this honestly

Mood.

Seems legit

As someone named Sadie I can confirm all Sadie’s are witches

@@samthegarbageman2876 does it count if the girls nickname is Sadie

@@alexiswagner5388 *Yes*

@@samthegarbageman2876 my names not sadie but I'm still a witch is that allowed

i think you messed up Jarvis for Onyx Savior. Dumb mistake.

click me plz oh god, I’m sorry, my bad. I don’t feel bad for Jarvis, I feel bad for myself

Oh, so that is why he was talking to the air...

i know its so sad he even gave her a physical form built via carbon fused and combined light

Dangerz Own who?

We're going crazy with him now too.

@@Darkout412 it's the quarantine talking

Hi guys I’m new here, but what girlfriend?

@@Hyopsodus quarantine hasn't taken over your mind yet

For some reason I see Sadie too 0-0

We're no strangers to love

@@SM-qv2om You know the rules and so do I

@@lpsquestie3495 a full commitment's what I'm thinking of

@@harmonizing8627 You wouldn't get this from any other guy

@@hotasice6475 I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Pimple _ He was watching Pyrocynical, my guy

Probably those "I'm gay what do I do" videos filmed by 5 year olds in the broom closet

@@delphinium1989 Is that an actual genre??

@@jtm8514 i hope so

Who it's only him...

Voice changers and 3d modelling tech have come so far! Too bad Jarvis' digital de-aging makes him look like Gamecube graphics🤠

Oh great I'm not crazy, he's alone there I thought he was talking to an imaginary friend or something

Just like Joker’s gf

They're both imaginary so it works out

LMAOOO SO UNDERRATED 😂🤣

This comment deserves more likes lmaooo

..and became world famous

Abigail La Brie and then discovered that my mom is my twin and my real mom was the school shooter

Ashlee Games And my dad was Donald Trumps son who is a donkey who is friends with an ogre

Too true mate

its so cute tbh and when shes like “youre a nerd :)”

@@emmiegarvey7895 they broke up

@@sinbot what fr?

@@emmiegarvey7895 yeah

im partly lesbian-

@@3starsburningbright my unofficial child is half lesbian too! They are a bi enby XD

@@3starsburningbright no offense, if you dont wanna answer you dont have to. What if you get in a relationship with the opposite sex, would you suddenly no longer be sexually attracted to them? Also, I'm genderfluid, so I get what you mean.

@@BleachedBlackSocks well, im not that much attracted to males (no matter the sexuality), so the chances that i actually fall in love and date the person isnt THAT high. Plus, alongside abrosexuality, im also graysexual. So its also hard to fall in love in general. But if that does happen, i guess id rather settle down than just randomly fall in and out of love with the person. Okay and, most abrosexuals are only abro usually to find out what sexuality they really are, and that was the case with me.

well im siqma

What girlfriend? I know he has a joke where he talks to the air as his "girlfriend" but you are taking the joke too far

What girlfriend

What’s a girl?

@@You-dn8ep What's a?

@@theflano23 ...................

@Cyrowyd r/woooosh

@@ooohhh99 *yt/woooosh

well dang

its a joke lol he said that in a video a looooooong time ago.

BlueToadTheBulbous You with your Yt/etc. That’s what she just explained. In a video “a long time ago” he made the joke. ???

These animated story channels are known for stealing stories from Reddit and such, so they might have stole the story from someone who saw a coven and thought it was a cult because they didn't fully understand what they were doing

Thanks for writing this

I kinda love that voodoo doll part.

@@PhoenixRoseYT most people think of voodoo as this horrible thing (specifically dolls) when really it's mostly a hopeful magic. To give someone a voodoo of them is to symbolise hope, control over one's life, etc. Voodoo is actually kinda wholesome

@@soda_boy2001 most people are oblivious to witchcraft practices, and still have the idea of live sacrifices. It's a massive pain, but I don't have a coven, so thankfully I don't have to deal with it

yeah idk how they managed to make something funny from that story all i was thinking about was "poor traumatized kids"

oh no the replys to this comment are all going to be "SIMP" because you complimented a woman oh nooooo

@@chromso what's up with simp lately

Girls can't simp over eachother

@@xXcoolguyXx2011 just watch me.

@@xXcoolguyXx2011 wanna bet?

post traumatic shitting disorder

Poop toilet shitting disgustang

Not gonna lie this sums me up pretty well.

Damn, I only have two of those down. Bisexuality and, of course, Lock up a child in an abandoned house for 4+ hours (I mean, what else am I supposed to do?)

😣

Don’t forget filming in the Apple tree

@@zeusrulez Ah of course, my apologies

That would have taken logic, and we can’t have any of that in a fake animated story

Tht is what triggered me

he was in complete darkness because his phone was crushed, remember the 🔦

Because he needed to witness the cult

He was too _polite_ to break down the door.

Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, repent of your sins and be born again. Witchcraft in an abomination to the Lord and you will surely be thrown into the lake of fire if you do not repent. You are being deceived by the devil. Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand!

@@WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges AJSHAKDHJASHJ?????

@@WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges cool! next time, keep it to yourself

@@emmaswart2483 Mark 16:15 And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation.

@@WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges shut up

lol me too . I wish Sadie's channel was called that :///

Technically, the ‘I’m slowly turning into a tree’ could be true. There’s genetic diseases that can make your skin rough, almost like tree bark, and become hard as if stone/wood. Over time, if the skin isn’t scrubbed off, you can become immobile and look like a human tree.

@@urgae9125 but lets not forget that we're talking about my story animated lol

I did too, I saw that

i found i had ____ with a tree

Ohhhhhh.... Yeahhhhh.... Fellow Greeeeeegggg.... Truly Greeeeeegggg....

Yes.

Another Greg .o.

the greg’s have found each other

Oh Noision

The american dream

Nor is locking someone in a basement for 4 hours >:(

@@user-wk6tp1og3l I'm not sure on the laws but I think purposely locking someone in a room against their will is kidnapping since they can't get out and away from the aggressor

@@user-wk6tp1og3l He already listed kidnapping genius.

Don't forget kidnapping

MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR

sicilyvito fesh pince

Cannibal (re-read their sentence).

Did your parents make you hang around trees as well? 😂

@@WisteriaBerlitz lol no, my parents didn't like going outside that much

Sup, my name's Dylan, get those fucking laptops out of my face.

Known fact: Neil Breen hates laptops-

Walks into Best Buy

Citizens of KurtisTown?

Yes and I’m a alumni of Yee Yee University

this means war My teacher bullied me, so i nuked his entire career

@@koishikomeiji445 my dad didnt return with the milk and now everyone is dead! sorry mom!

@@koishikomeiji445I just found out that my girlfriend is my uncle!

@@koishikomeiji445 My lover is hiding a secret, she indentifies as a couch!

@@koishikomeiji445 I accidently ate a dictonary and i am now super smart!

@@angelicawasawo5840 yeah. A pentacle is a symbol of protection. And any time you're performing a ritual/doing spellwork, you're supposed to light a couple candles that match what you're doing.

I- what? Modern day witches? I think being a witch is a cult, though all the other stuff you said sounded perfectly fine.

@@yestermorrow3223 religious rights in America my friend

@@gorbsupreme7555 yeah you’re right

Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, repent of your sins and be born again. Witchcraft in an abomination to the Lord and you will surely be thrown into the lake of fire if you do not repent. You are being deceived by the devil. Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand!

I’m Indian and when I learned that others ate dinner around 6pm I was like :000

@@itsbobatea8733 RIGHT, like omg, I finish eating at like 3/4 pm, how can someone have dinner at 6? That's in the afternoon!!!!!

At my house, we eat dinner at 5. I couldn't imagine waiting until 8 or 11 to eat dinner.

@ I mean, 6pm is actually in the evening, but okay.

@@Singingtater24 It isn't waiting that much because we normally eat at 2/3pm, but like, if you have dinner at 5 then there's no way you're not going to be hungry later, what time do you go to bed????? Or wake up? I'd be starving on breakfast For me 5 is definitely afternoon, even in winter it's still daytime until like 6pm, and in summer when there's sunlight untill 9 how do you manage to go so much time without eating???

I'm not EVEN sure if he was mentally healthy.

Kinda like Jarvis, talking to himself for a whole video

I never did that!

That can't be true, Netflix doesn't reject shows.

why is this underrated ???? 😂🤣

@@mechanomics2649 they do, if they're as bad as these fake animated story channels

Mechanomics if they didn’t Netflix would be horrible

@@Robo-xk4jm I mean , it's a joke.

yeah cps is not that helpful, wish more people knew that

Good luck

I wish you the best luck!

I thought the same thing first

Alexis Yoko [Alexander] I’m Wiccan and yeah it really isn’t a cult it’s just a coven

that's just an average friday night with the gals

200th like

As a cosplayer, come here, we have worms on a string and platform boots 😌

Jacksfilms: Am I a joke to you?

@@bowielolz Free Erin!

mara _ petition for jacksfilms to let Erin out of his basement

@@yassjun4309 let's get to 10000!

@Jesús Alberto Cavazos Calderón it means Significant Other

Yeah! It almost fooled me! I wonder when he had the time to learn?

It’s a paid actor

What girlfriend he was talking to himself the whole time

Haydan Tran yeah it was a fake person he was talking to air

no idots it’s obvious that the girlfriend is real

who ????????????????????? he has a girl??

@@RobertNeDlro the girl next to him

@@diso1950 what girl? i think you're seeing things

Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff > Wigglytough

@@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234 wigglyBUFF

Long

Big wiggle

Longer wigglytuff

Right? Like, if I saw one, I'd be doing 'Here's Johnny!' after about 20 minutes!

Nah he was too polite to do that. I mean what if someone lived in that ABANDONED house?

It was too dark to see?

It was pitch black. He couldn't see anything. If we pretend that this wasn't all fake, of course.

blue dragonfly exactly what i was thinking

My name is Peter

@@BerryationsHi Peter

It all started on my birth, when both of my parents failed to show up.

Aditya Negi it all started at my conception where my parents forgot to show up

And was raised by Ocelots?

Doofenshmirtz

It all started when hyenas ate my family and then took me under their wing

That’s your only question

He cleans up the cult things

Maybe he works for the city

Because pYlott

Juggernaut thought to be mentally unstable*

At least they aren't shoved down our throats like a few years back

Everyone still liked that*

@@zenoinfinite3244 YES

But THEY ACTUALLY ANIMATED MY STORY isn't

@@bearrett_8783 Yeah, Jarvis' parody channel. It's so hilarious but sadly true to how fake the storytime animation community can get.

@Willem Garrity u read my mind

She's great

And hot

What girlfriend?

Jarvis has a great GF

Melody0Crossing oh my god she’s having a seizure quick someone put a wallet in her mouth

I posted 17 minutes of pure memes for you to enjoy during boredom!

@@clammed1722 no one cares

@@clammed1722 yeah I agree with the other guy no one cares

@@clammed1722 thanks dude, but don't advertise on other channels :) there's plenty of other ways to get people's attention; maybe try Reddit or Twitter or etc

Sounds like you could use some sweating

The boys eating beans at 3am: *Also sweats*

That’s a character arc right there

Huh? Who’s Sadie? Jarvis was talking to himself this whole vid

@@addyd2616 this joke isn't funny.

@@waluigi7331 yeah, it's not funny. IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!

Yo she's totally a witch

I got that to. I was looking if anyone did. Thank you

"Gonna pushim..."

@@tasteslikedog9340 I HAVE AIDS! no that's too forward

EXCUSE ME, IM HOMELESS, IM GAY, I HAVE AIDS, AND IM NEW IN TOWN

STREET SMARTS!

fr its just a coven 😔😔 let em vibe

I think he’s some kind of politician en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarvis_Johnson

Yeah probs a politician

Her imaginary boyfriend

What jarvis guy?

@@settheshallow8913 ooh how turn tables

Obviously

What do you expect?!

true

no shit sherlock

*AND ON A SIDE NOTE, MY MOM STOLE MY PHONE*

and also a CAR drove by my house! it was a ferrari.....

*AND MY MOM MARRIED A COOKING RAT*

*MY TOE'S DOG WAS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE*

And I forgot to mention but I'm Jackie Chan

What girlfriend?

_congrats_ that's what feelings are

@AStackOf2Boxes feelings... wow, I forgot about those ever since I lost my soul

That cute

Girlfriend?

LMAO

It's too bad they broke up :/

@@flyingpigproductions5934 damn thats what I thought and it made me sad

Yeah I'm glad they're still friends they have a great dynamic

She can put a spell on me anyday of the week

Bangtan Boyscouts simp

@@crunch1495 Didn't this thing die like a month ago already? Because it should've

@@kikuchisrustywheelbearings agreed.

Underrated comment

Underrated comment still

@@alexverdana2435 sharp outfit, u got there

@@alexverdana2435 Is your pfp Azula? That doesn't look like Azula but it looks like Azula. Azula.

Lmao

directioner?

Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it doesn't happen

Just a little bit over the top just a little...

because it's illegal means it not *supposed* to happen

@@consumebees1404 like jarvis said himself dancing to the national anthem to illegal what if i want to shake my ass to the banner :(

I don't think they care about it being legal when your disowning your kid

Some of us need reminders

who?

@@milo-vw4oo yes

@@milo-vw4oo yes

@@milo-vw4oo yes

@@milo-vw4oo yes

Part of the same video has people commenting on the video asking if it’s fake, BUT EVERYTHING IS FAKE

Midnight snacc

Which is sad

I remember watching Storybooth all the time when I was younger and now we have this low quality, fake bullshit all over RU-vid

It's because they can't do super clickbaity titles and ultra-sensationalized stories because they don't make everything up. It's stupid. They deserve better.

The sad thing is, is that storybooth is real.

yeah, a lot of storybooth stories were *real* , educational, well made, and hand animated. all the new ones are just... bad :/

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-K9lLGfbLEUE.html

Literally my first thought! Lmao

@@arabellaallen5613 I actually thought it was the same girl as the animated story I freaked out 😂 but that was weirdly... Poignant?

They're not together anymore. He announced it in a tweet last November.

Why

I hope the content mill never stops churning so we never run out of Jarvis fuel.

@@i-man872 cause now there are two of them.

Hey, if you like memes I just posted 17 minutes of pure memes to make your day better :)

@@ethanfawson5952 damnit i was going to say that

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this😂😂maybe the fact that he's literally like 10

I normally do that-