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@3dDoener
@3dDoener 5 лет назад
A story of despair, deceit and forgiveness.
@clairebun
@clairebun 5 лет назад
Read this as "despair, deceit, and forgetfulness"
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 5 лет назад
Wora | **golf clap**
@coltoncurlee2423
@coltoncurlee2423 5 лет назад
Followed by a second act of deceit and finally a forgiving resolution, again.
@shunk8278
@shunk8278 5 лет назад
And then rinse and repeat
@ThorwaldJack
@ThorwaldJack 5 лет назад
To err is human, to forgive.......''IT'S ALL OVER LAWBREAKER!!!''
@PowahSlapEntertainmint
@PowahSlapEntertainmint 5 лет назад
He invested all his points into charisma.
@jaydeh.
@jaydeh. 5 лет назад
I forgot you exist.
@Foc4ccin4
@Foc4ccin4 5 лет назад
but he ain't no merchant
@joejug162
@joejug162 5 лет назад
Powah well, that sure seemed to have *payed off*
@brandontaylor6677
@brandontaylor6677 5 лет назад
you mean speechcraft
@Jan12325
@Jan12325 5 лет назад
But forgot to actually be good at stealing (and littering!) at all xD
@dieselface1
@dieselface1 5 лет назад
Have you heard of the high fines?
@crashpal
@crashpal 5 лет назад
"i won't pay you and i don't want to pay you"
@unknowneye1020
@unknowneye1020 5 лет назад
I don't know them and I don't care to know them.
@tsuchi2695
@tsuchi2695 5 лет назад
You absolute genius. Have a hand 👏👏👏
@TheNintendude1997
@TheNintendude1997 5 лет назад
@@crashpal Boomers basically
@STUCKINACAKE
@STUCKINACAKE 5 лет назад
I've had fines more ridiculous than OOF
@TrevzXc
@TrevzXc 5 лет назад
The ai is so broken that even the ai know how to exploit eachother.
@Juniorgrimes
@Juniorgrimes 4 года назад
*by simply leaving this comment I’ll cause some minor change in the universe that allows some unsuspecting soul to accidentally stumble upon my channel and that may or may not be a blessing in disguise, in everything though; I just want to be remembered**
@A7md-r9j
@A7md-r9j 4 года назад
Junior Grimes This is giving me Instagram self-promotion comments PTSD
@TrevzXc
@TrevzXc 4 года назад
I just realized this is probably my most liked comment.
@christaylor3911
@christaylor3911 4 года назад
Junior Grimes no ones looking at your dead channel
@kuruptzZz
@kuruptzZz 3 года назад
@Satan Almighty The AI did hilariously retarded crap even when I played this on console back in the day
@DaFuqBoom
@DaFuqBoom 5 лет назад
Only in this game NPCs can use bugs.
@jjjjj1339
@jjjjj1339 3 года назад
Lol true
@asoru5573
@asoru5573 3 года назад
so fuckin true XD
@feelthunder123
@feelthunder123 3 года назад
Edfing true
@KanohiVahi
@KanohiVahi 3 года назад
It's a feature
@gamin9wizard945
@gamin9wizard945 3 года назад
What game is this? It caught my attention mere seconds ago.
@yunpeiyang4904
@yunpeiyang4904 5 лет назад
"How dare you steal from me?" "[Speech 100] How are you?" "[Success] Not bad."
@ilikepigeons6101
@ilikepigeons6101 5 лет назад
Yunpei Yang xD
@nickbush3656
@nickbush3656 5 лет назад
Sk eld srco V -n- Fal ut 3 :")=
@hoangthien8820
@hoangthien8820 5 лет назад
Have to use this trick on my next store-robbing
@Tokkoking
@Tokkoking 4 года назад
@@hoangthien8820 its been two months, have you tried it yet?
@Ramsez
@Ramsez 4 года назад
@@hoangthien8820 as of this week, you could only make that joke on reddit if you were an actual robber.
@beansontoast6622
@beansontoast6622 5 лет назад
“They charged me 5 gold for littering! I can’t imagine what they’d do if they found out I’m a thief as well.”
@C_The_Guy
@C_The_Guy 5 лет назад
Rhythm Of The Knight i see what you did with your name there. Jolly good.
@Haughington
@Haughington 5 лет назад
This poor fool's annual salary is pocket change for various wild animals
@gridlock2835
@gridlock2835 5 лет назад
Mate ye better pay that fine lad or the guards will get you
@gregoryharris6935
@gregoryharris6935 5 лет назад
Take Care
@jabberw0k812
@jabberw0k812 5 лет назад
There is no way it takes him a year to make 5 gold as a thief...
@helpfulhandgrenade1472
@helpfulhandgrenade1472 5 лет назад
"Somebody help! We've got a burglar!" "Afternoon"
@antoniomarino9444
@antoniomarino9444 5 лет назад
How to avoid being arrested? Just be extremely polite and act normally
@YokoshimaOfficial
@YokoshimaOfficial 5 лет назад
Amnesia at its highest.
@dudelookslikeagirl
@dudelookslikeagirl 5 лет назад
That's his way of establishing dominance.
@gfuke
@gfuke 5 лет назад
He's just so handsome and charming, I forgive him immediately
@MaimutaEvoluata
@MaimutaEvoluata 5 лет назад
"Hello there"
@christopherhall5361
@christopherhall5361 5 лет назад
"i make less than 5 gold a year" Me: *Opens barrel, finds 6 gold*
@capcom23
@capcom23 4 года назад
yes but then again.. some have some savings somewhere
@quonomonna8126
@quonomonna8126 4 года назад
@@capcom23 yeah that 6 gold from that barrel was someone's life savings
@RedGallardo
@RedGallardo 4 года назад
Bread loaf cost 2 gold. I call BS on eating 2 times a year. Heck, minimum you can give to a beggar is 1 gold. 5k gold would make sense though.
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 4 года назад
NPCs don't need to eat, so it doesn't matter how much bread costs.
@thesandwich5321
@thesandwich5321 4 года назад
Lads, do you trust a man that steals a lady's sausages right from under her nose?
@19KDC93
@19KDC93 4 года назад
The way he says "Go hurt something" after done talking to you is so funny.
@lone-welf
@lone-welf 3 года назад
i lost my shite.
@Kaaanom
@Kaaanom 3 года назад
ok
@sauercrowder
@sauercrowder 2 года назад
It's something fighters guild members say if you're in the fighters guild
@tgnm9615
@tgnm9615 2 года назад
Thats one reason why I love Anvil
@WaltuhBlack420
@WaltuhBlack420 2 года назад
What does it mean? Is it an insult?
@VanLupen
@VanLupen 5 лет назад
I guess you can rob me considering how respectful you are.
@erickandrade8660
@erickandrade8660 5 лет назад
@@AxxLAfriku *These comments are ridiculous* !
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 5 лет назад
@@followerofteaandspice1815 same here, but it's mild.
@seijitheicedrake9487
@seijitheicedrake9487 5 лет назад
@@IamaPERSON how have those two channels not gotten reported for spam? it feels like spam
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 5 лет назад
@@seijitheicedrake9487 idk man. I keep reporting them, but they keep coming back.
@hojosconsal9913
@hojosconsal9913 5 лет назад
That statement reminds me of a character from The name of the wind who got robbed by some guys but remarked how nice they were despite the fact they were robbers
@Ojo10
@Ojo10 5 лет назад
He takes advantage of that poor women's short-term memory loss. 😡😡😡
@JimBobJoeB0b
@JimBobJoeB0b 5 лет назад
Ojo Momoko wow, this should be a top comment! 👌
@IcePhysicsGaming
@IcePhysicsGaming 5 лет назад
I guess he's seen Memento.
@ilikepigeons6101
@ilikepigeons6101 5 лет назад
XD
@VikalHimanshu
@VikalHimanshu 5 лет назад
Lololololololol
@bianener
@bianener 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@KingofHumility
@KingofHumility 5 лет назад
"I've been better." "That's too bad."
@TheReplay324
@TheReplay324 5 лет назад
LMFAO
@Kryptnyt
@Kryptnyt 5 лет назад
"I've been better" means "I'm not doing well"
@janzacharias3680
@janzacharias3680 5 лет назад
Tbh my first reaction was to laugh too at that point even though it makes sense :D not a native speaker maybe thats why
@georgebaggy
@georgebaggy 5 лет назад
Jan Zacharias im a native speaker and i laughed too. It’s just so awkwardly dismissive
@UnfamiliarPlace
@UnfamiliarPlace 5 лет назад
@@georgebaggy Yeah, and moreover, although technically it corresponds to sime kind of sentiment analysis ("How are you?" → "Negative response" → "Sympathy"), the literal meaning just sounds like she's regretful that he's not ALWAYS this sad
@ratchetexperience8379
@ratchetexperience8379 5 лет назад
"IT'S ALL OVER LAW BREAKER!" "How are you?" "Not bad"
@judetheteenycatvaliproto1485
@judetheteenycatvaliproto1485 3 года назад
"Take care :)"
@nathanwilliams4005
@nathanwilliams4005 3 года назад
I've been better.
@grannymargaret2095
@grannymargaret2095 3 года назад
@@nathanwilliams4005 that's too bad
@hippieduck
@hippieduck 3 года назад
@@nathanwilliams4005 I hope things get better
@catxehanort8156
@catxehanort8156 3 года назад
@@hippieduck Bye.
@far_centrist
@far_centrist 5 лет назад
they charged him 5 gold for littering? i had to pay with my life for lifting a mug!
@reasonableattempt1918
@reasonableattempt1918 4 года назад
oh god, so good
@sarahsayshello9726
@sarahsayshello9726 4 года назад
You think thats bad? One time i accidently bumped into a chicken and the entire town wanted my head. Scary stuff.
@inputfunny
@inputfunny 3 года назад
@@sarahsayshello9726 Wrong game.
@inputfunny
@inputfunny 3 года назад
@Top Kek Calm down white knight; there's no need for violence!
@mohilhamraflijahja5024
@mohilhamraflijahja5024 3 года назад
Underrated
@Zharque
@Zharque 5 лет назад
He's abusing a bug holy shit, they've become self aware!
@CircaSriYak
@CircaSriYak 5 лет назад
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN!!
@someguy5319
@someguy5319 5 лет назад
Which bug?
@iKeenxn
@iKeenxn 5 лет назад
@@someguy5319 r/woosh
@someguy5319
@someguy5319 5 лет назад
@@iKeenxn fug
@LightFykki
@LightFykki 5 лет назад
"Radiant AI" - Todd Howard was right all along.
@epickagraczka4841
@epickagraczka4841 5 лет назад
“These fines are ridiculous!” *“Take care.”*
@ayouxy
@ayouxy 5 лет назад
YOU TOO
@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 5 лет назад
THATS NOT FUNNY oh no u dont know who i am? I am jesus christ, coming on a flying carpet, to lick u on your foot !!!
@buttsufancypantsu1644
@buttsufancypantsu1644 5 лет назад
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS did you have a stroke mate
@folver91
@folver91 5 лет назад
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS What's your problem, dude?
@BigBazz91
@BigBazz91 5 лет назад
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Nasty creatures.
@nikooo1794
@nikooo1794 5 лет назад
He's just very hungry. He barely makes 5 gold in a year, after all
@Psyfonify
@Psyfonify 5 лет назад
This line of dialogue is so fucking stupid that i wish i could figure out how to remove it from the game without breaking things since its quest dialogue lol.
@bluegum6438
@bluegum6438 5 лет назад
​@@Psyfonify They fined me a nickel for littering! Littering! I barely make that in a year!
@Psyfonify
@Psyfonify 5 лет назад
I'm going to spend tonight figuring it out and release it as a mod on the nexus. I'll post it here when im done. IMO, aside from fixing beggars changing voices mid conversation, (which people already did, sortof) this is the ONE line in the game that is just so absolutely atrocious and out of place in the gameworld that its worth going through the effort of removing, lol. I think it actually wont break anything, its just been a couple years since ive opened the editor and dont want to go through the hassle of finding the record for this rumor and disabling it. But it should be that simple.
@Psyfonify
@Psyfonify 5 лет назад
@@GlidingZephyr Heh, another problem vanilla has, yup - probably one of the easiest to fix ever. You can configure the value yourself in an easy UI (bashed patch) or just dl a mod that increases the bounty They'll tackle the bounty for pretty much everything, really. But big time on murders.
@redfallxenos4585
@redfallxenos4585 5 лет назад
@@GlidingZephyr 40? It costs 1000 for murder.
@areguycole7336
@areguycole7336 5 лет назад
"You treacherous little filcher, how dare you steal from me!" >:( "How do you do?"
@SebHaarfagre
@SebHaarfagre 3 года назад
Plot twist: He's a psychologist, bringing out long supressed emotions, finally in this breakthrough
@beingweirdisnormal1404
@beingweirdisnormal1404 3 года назад
"Take care."
@TheKatti5000
@TheKatti5000 5 лет назад
For anyone who doesn't play Oblivion, Ulrich Leland is the guy who doesn't know you and doesn't care to know you. Makes this even better.
@MisterBlackroad
@MisterBlackroad 5 лет назад
The Gray Fox ain't got shit on this guy. He can steal in plain sight and people forget he did it 2 seconds later and he gets to keep his identity
@Finity_Dust
@Finity_Dust 5 лет назад
Idk if this is relevant, but I like how you have an Izaya pic while saying this
@blindmarian
@blindmarian 5 лет назад
The duality of men
@TheRedRaccoonDog
@TheRedRaccoonDog 5 лет назад
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e You sound like such a fun person.
@Mechagodzilla128
@Mechagodzilla128 5 лет назад
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Image having a phobia of foriegn media. There are all types of anime for all types of people. Stop assuming every anime is like School Days, and go watch one universally loved like Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood. Barring that, everyone loves JoJo, DBZ, and One Piece.
@arifasatria7704
@arifasatria7704 5 лет назад
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e if u cant differentiate between fiction and reality then u deserve whatever is coming for u
@mostlysilentprotagonist
@mostlysilentprotagonist 5 лет назад
I'm glad the player's not the only one who suffers the completely unbalanced law system in Oblivion
@Psyfonify
@Psyfonify 5 лет назад
whats unbalanced about it exactly, curious
@mostlysilentprotagonist
@mostlysilentprotagonist 5 лет назад
One example is that if you so much as grab an orange in a house, a guard will basically materialize right next to you and demand a fine or else it's the dungeon for you. Of course, you can also resist and try to kill him. It's things like that which can show that Oblivion's laws are flawed at best lol.
@Psyfonify
@Psyfonify 5 лет назад
@@mostlysilentprotagonist Ah, thank you for sharing your insight. I was deciding if i should use the "no psychic guards" modification, but questioning if the developers did it they way they did intentionally for gameplay balance But seeing anothers opinion so strongly about it is convincing me, though still not sure entirely...i feel like its relatively easy to not get caught in oblivion and part of the fun is the fact that you have to do it perfectionist to do it at all, kind of like the old Thief titles
@maadtee6281
@maadtee6281 5 лет назад
@@mostlysilentprotagonist accidentally kill a chicken
@Sketchette6669
@Sketchette6669 5 лет назад
@@Psyfonify I agree with the last part. To me it wouldn't be any fun without the psychic guards.
@Megajmaster1000
@Megajmaster1000 5 лет назад
Didn’t know Oblivion had a reenactment of my parents marriage.
@Pedro_Alcantara
@Pedro_Alcantara 5 лет назад
ugh
@Megajmaster1000
@Megajmaster1000 5 лет назад
Pedro Alcântara ogh
@siretriste4045
@siretriste4045 5 лет назад
agh
@Megajmaster1000
@Megajmaster1000 5 лет назад
Egh
@Micheal1075
@Micheal1075 5 лет назад
Aho
@cunningfox831
@cunningfox831 5 лет назад
How it is in a public elevator: “How are you?” “I’ve been better.” “That’s too bad.” *5* *seconds* *of* *silence* *...* *door* *reaches* *my* *floor* “Take care!” “You too.”
@ImaPizzaK
@ImaPizzaK 4 года назад
Hello
@santicheeks1106
@santicheeks1106 4 года назад
@@ImaPizzaK I dont know you and I dont care to know you
@ImaPizzaK
@ImaPizzaK 4 года назад
@@santicheeks1106 :(
@TheRealFilipiano
@TheRealFilipiano 4 года назад
@@santicheeks1106 What's this about?
@AbsoluteAbsurd
@AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад
I'm a Pizza cheer up lad
@Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen
"They almost seem to make up laws just for charging fines" ... "Go hurt something" Boy I wonder why these people are getting fined
@crqf2010ruler
@crqf2010ruler 4 года назад
For littering.
@ohcaptainmycaptain3478
@ohcaptainmycaptain3478 4 года назад
@@crqf2010ruler OK, bye
@ohcaptainmycaptain3478
@ohcaptainmycaptain3478 4 года назад
Hello!
@ra_alf9467
@ra_alf9467 4 года назад
You too
@lukeklo
@lukeklo 4 года назад
Many are dead in the land of the Dunmer. Even St. Jiub, who drove the cliffracers from Vvardenfell, has fallen to the daedra hordes.
@GPhoen1x
@GPhoen1x 5 лет назад
He tried to complain to Captain Ulrich for those fines but his response was that he didn't know him and didn't care to know him
@undeniableluck1239
@undeniableluck1239 5 лет назад
Can't hate him for it tho...he probably doesn't even get to the cloud district very often. :/
@zurabsiradze7822
@zurabsiradze7822 5 лет назад
This comment is going to blow up
@feddyvonwigglestein3481
@feddyvonwigglestein3481 5 лет назад
Bizarro Ulrich: I won't fine you, and I don't care to fine you.
@G-Mastah-Fash
@G-Mastah-Fash 5 лет назад
@@undeniableluck1239 Wrong game dude
@TheActMan
@TheActMan 5 лет назад
Step 1: Make friendly conversation Step 2: Steal something Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 & 2
@carledwardsagan8295
@carledwardsagan8295 5 лет назад
"Why was Oblivion's broken gameplay SO AWESOME!"
@user-uy7bn4kt2b
@user-uy7bn4kt2b 4 года назад
Omg act Man, you deserve to be on the top
@yipyap6161
@yipyap6161 4 года назад
4th person to find and comment
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 4 года назад
i donr know you and i dont care to know you
@Oskar_464
@Oskar_464 4 года назад
Didnt expect to see you here
@whiterunguard4144
@whiterunguard4144 5 лет назад
Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn high fines could swoop down at any time.
@slayuh8739
@slayuh8739 5 лет назад
But aren't you a guard yourself. ..
@sikkableeat5614
@sikkableeat5614 5 лет назад
I used to be rich like you... then I took a tax audit to the knee.
@Lunam_D._Roger
@Lunam_D._Roger 5 лет назад
@Halberdier Maker damn you, that made me smile.
@deletdis6173
@deletdis6173 5 лет назад
Sounds like living in California. :/
@dylanwoodward5256
@dylanwoodward5256 5 лет назад
My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Fine duty...
@NotTheWheel
@NotTheWheel 5 лет назад
The actual reason Ohtimbar is stealing things is because his responsibility value is at 0 where most citizens have a value of 50 or 100 (being the highest value - committing no crime) I believe 50 for some goes for INN goers or people who share spaces or factions so they aren't viewed as thieves by other npcs for grabbing consumables. a value of 30 or less will result in npcs committing crimes such as stealing and even murder in some cases. (if not sharing same factions) The reason why I believe Ohtimbar is being called out for crimes but no guard appears is because he shares the same faction as Tertia I'd assume if he was outside and a guard saw him he'd be attacked.. in fact he might be attacked once he leaves the store. Checking the npcs in Cheydinhal now... Ohtimbar is literally the only one with a responsibility value of 0 oddly enough. I suppose he acts normally most the time and the devs never caught it :P So what may have happened is that Ohtimbar could have originally had a responcibility value higher than 100? Which may have reset the value down to 0.
@rickwilson3703
@rickwilson3703 5 лет назад
This is very interesting
@ancientapparition1638
@ancientapparition1638 4 года назад
@Maniac Marcus yeah cheat engine
@ConstrictorDevlin
@ConstrictorDevlin 4 года назад
actually all you have to do is open the console, click on the NPC you want to change and then type setav responsibility x, where x is the number you want to set responsibility to
@TheRealPDizzle
@TheRealPDizzle 4 года назад
@Ancient Apparition Using chest engine for this endeavor indicates you don’t know anything about Elder Scrolls at all, and perhaps more. It’s so unfathomably unnecessary to use cheat engine on Elder Scrolls games for PC, and maybe downright stupid.
@mastema3034
@mastema3034 4 года назад
@@TheRealPDizzle dude leave him alone cheat engine is used for more than cheating like modding and creating scenarios
@fieryrebirth
@fieryrebirth 3 года назад
The house woman's one weakness: polite small-talk.
@Wizardo5
@Wizardo5 5 лет назад
"These fines are ridiculous" proceeds to steal in plain sight
@hugoboucher8103
@hugoboucher8103 4 года назад
GO HURT SOMETHING This shit made me laugh for 10 minutes
@Balmung35
@Balmung35 5 лет назад
A prime example of a conversation between a schizophrenic and a amnesiac.
@jagirsingh2394
@jagirsingh2394 5 лет назад
You need more likes dude 😂😂😂
@ArvelDreth
@ArvelDreth 5 лет назад
More like a kleptomaniac and an amnesiac.
@John6-40
@John6-40 5 лет назад
Balmung35 You're clearly clueless on schizophrenia.
@couriertx
@couriertx 5 лет назад
More like Sociopathic
@John6-40
@John6-40 4 года назад
@@MichaelRosenSayingNoice the scary part is, 476 people liked his comment.
@FrozenShadow007
@FrozenShadow007 5 лет назад
How does one make barely 5 gold in a year? What do you do? Beg for a day and take the rest of the year off on vacation?
@the_rabidsquirel
@the_rabidsquirel 5 лет назад
Wild animals have more pocket change than this guy's annual income.
@alexanderticonuwu7591
@alexanderticonuwu7591 5 лет назад
@@the_rabidsquirel literally
@alexanderticonuwu7591
@alexanderticonuwu7591 5 лет назад
I think he counts all the time he litters.
@notenoughgarlic
@notenoughgarlic 5 лет назад
I can beg for a day with a single coin!
@timcleveland154
@timcleveland154 5 лет назад
@Maintenance Renegade Luckily for him, he's not human, or else that might have been a problem
@fishingislife9554
@fishingislife9554 11 месяцев назад
“Go hurt something” is the greatest way to end a conversation
@ProtoMario
@ProtoMario 4 года назад
5 gold a year, what a bum...
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 4 года назад
i dont know you and i dont care to know you
@hidrogenados5388
@hidrogenados5388 4 года назад
@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 how rude
@ozthewizard1394
@ozthewizard1394 3 года назад
@@hidrogenados5388 have you heard of the high elves?
@hidrogenados5388
@hidrogenados5388 3 года назад
@@ozthewizard1394 the high elves are elves... but high?
@ozthewizard1394
@ozthewizard1394 3 года назад
@@hidrogenados5388 higher than high in the high elves highness
@SuperGuerillaGamplay
@SuperGuerillaGamplay 5 лет назад
Then pay with your blood!
@231ZUR3
@231ZUR3 5 лет назад
That's too bad i was hoping you'd Resist arrest
@firebeardnc6012
@firebeardnc6012 5 лет назад
Afternoon.
@r3zaful
@r3zaful 5 лет назад
@@firebeardnc6012 that's the best you can do?
@blehh_mae
@blehh_mae 5 лет назад
oh ok i got a trenchcoat full of bl o od
@Moskuito2222
@Moskuito2222 5 лет назад
"How dare you steal from me?!" "How are you?''
@walterbaya2020
@walterbaya2020 5 лет назад
Works everytime
@joejug162
@joejug162 5 лет назад
Mosquito "I've been better."
@divyanshusharma2776
@divyanshusharma2776 5 лет назад
Not Bad
@jakeszuplewski3132
@jakeszuplewski3132 5 лет назад
Only earns 5 gold a year but has a silver battle axe = oblivion logic
@joelhaggis5054
@joelhaggis5054 5 лет назад
He stole it, obviously
@ibdgonzo
@ibdgonzo 5 лет назад
This guy: *Makes 5 gold a year* You: *Makes 50 gold by escaping prison* The real Oblivion logic
@feddyvonwigglestein3481
@feddyvonwigglestein3481 5 лет назад
You can get 5 gold off of a random beast in the wild come on Ohtimbar
@Nakagolas
@Nakagolas 5 лет назад
@@feddyvonwigglestein3481 How about *you* go out into the wild and kill a bear using nothing but an axe for a year's wages. It's not exactly easy money.
@roiroije243
@roiroije243 5 лет назад
Not just Oblivion, The Elder Scrolls logic.
@jazz96765
@jazz96765 4 года назад
When your friend is problematic, but well ... he's still your friend.
@scintillam_dei
@scintillam_dei 3 года назад
You can't spell friend without fiend.
@mrbig1022
@mrbig1022 3 года назад
@@scintillam_dei or end
@scintillam_dei
@scintillam_dei 3 года назад
@@mrbig1022 True.
@HarryvandeSunweb
@HarryvandeSunweb 5 лет назад
"They fined me 5 gold for littering, I barely make that in a year!" Sounds like someone should be fined for tax fraud...
@Commander2012Games
@Commander2012Games 5 лет назад
This innkeeper must be related to that Khajiit. “Take it, it means nothing to me”
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 5 лет назад
That was the first video of these series that I saw lol
@silque_brigandess
@silque_brigandess 5 лет назад
"Pfft. Take it. It's worthless to me anyway."
@xAtsuuko
@xAtsuuko 5 лет назад
This does bring a smile to my face.
@Doomreb
@Doomreb 5 лет назад
me: *steals car* cop: hey i saw that! hands up! me: how are you? cop: pretty good me: very well *drives off in stolen car* cop: ok, bye.
@dominikkuharic1259
@dominikkuharic1259 5 лет назад
Hahahaha
@Legoman775
@Legoman775 5 лет назад
Todd!!!!
@FreziS
@FreziS 4 года назад
take care
@syamilamirul197
@syamilamirul197 4 года назад
Speech 100
@fobare2ameritex526
@fobare2ameritex526 4 года назад
Cop: Stay out of trouble, Khajiit.
@janhurak3280
@janhurak3280 5 лет назад
Nothing we can do about it, really. GO HURT SOMETHING
@MortSalazar
@MortSalazar 5 лет назад
Confronting Ulrich Leland about these accusations: Ulrich: I don't know you and i don't care to know you. I don't know you and i don't care to know you. I don't know you and i don't care to know you. I don't know you and i don't care to know you. *Casually walks away.*
@ThePaellaBoy
@ThePaellaBoy 5 лет назад
An accurate depiction of the modern video-game industry.
@stevebob240
@stevebob240 5 лет назад
Scarily accurate.
@losnfjslefn8857
@losnfjslefn8857 5 лет назад
😆
@fransoto8343
@fransoto8343 5 лет назад
Whaaat! 50$ for a dlc pack??? And the game has microtransactions? Somebody call the cops! They're stea... Oh, look at those graphics, yeah, I'll buy it. Have a nice sale, EA. Byee. 😊
@Balnazzardi
@Balnazzardi 5 лет назад
Yeap.....greedy company like EA robs you blind, yet the next second gaming community has forgotten and forgiven
@rinhato8453
@rinhato8453 5 лет назад
Their new tactic is mass lay offs in the hope that it will distract people from all the other scummy shit they get up to.
@apa123APA
@apa123APA 5 лет назад
I love the random robbing NPCs. Highlight of my life was when a random NPC enters a tavern, everyone goes nuts and chases him to the streets and a huge brawl breaks out killing half the city. Nfc what and why. I guess he stole a sweetroll.
@soogles1333
@soogles1333 5 лет назад
Those were the days, the days that of which an entire city guard chases down one dude who stole some bread
@deviantartguy0
@deviantartguy0 5 лет назад
Soogles Reminds me of Aladdin.
@soogles1333
@soogles1333 5 лет назад
@@deviantartguy0 Now that I think about it, it reminds me of that too. Shit.
@DeltaSpark8
@DeltaSpark8 5 лет назад
@@soogles1333 Aladdin and Les Miserables
@maxteschner7069
@maxteschner7069 5 лет назад
My name is Jean Valjean. All I did was steal some bread!
@kirishima638
@kirishima638 5 лет назад
"Somebody help! We've got a burglar!" "I don't know you and I don't care to know you"
@JoninJordan
@JoninJordan 4 года назад
Kiyoshi Kirishima "Take care"
@ricoco7891
@ricoco7891 4 года назад
Jodie Price I don't know you, and I don't care to know you. I don't know you, and I don't care to know you. I DON'T KNOW YOU AND I DON'T CARE TO KNOW YOU.
@ImaPizzaK
@ImaPizzaK 4 года назад
@@ricoco7891 Your money, or your life.
@ohcaptainmycaptain3478
@ohcaptainmycaptain3478 4 года назад
@@ricoco7891 OUTTA MY WAY! BEFORE I HAVE YOU SLAPPED IN IRONS!
@blengdiabloed7335
@blengdiabloed7335 4 года назад
Ulric be like... Ulric: I don't know you and I don't care to know you. Lady: I got enough gold to pay you. Ulric: I don't know you and I don'- wait what? how much?
@Its_Shazar
@Its_Shazar 4 года назад
It's hard to stop a thief when you have impeccable manners and can't resist friendly conversation.
@shermanator00
@shermanator00 5 лет назад
1:16 Did you notice the Guard entering\leaving place too?
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 5 лет назад
"I barely make that in a year!" he says, while wearing about 300 gold worth of equipment.
@revolverocelot1380
@revolverocelot1380 5 лет назад
He stole it after using his high CHA stats to dissuade the blacksmith from getting the guard duh.
@LumosX
@LumosX 4 года назад
@@revolverocelot1380 Personality. High Personality.
@BanditOfBandwidth
@BanditOfBandwidth 4 года назад
he saved up for 60 years
@LumosX
@LumosX 3 года назад
@The Red One It might be called Charisma in your D&D game, friend, and in many other RPGs, but in the Elder Scrolls series---or Oblivion in particular---the attribute is called Personality and the skill related to persuasion is called Speechcraft.
@VSSFantastic
@VSSFantastic 3 года назад
@@LumosX He's not your friend, buddy.
@sackchief
@sackchief 5 лет назад
Ohtimbar has a really bad receding hairline. He’s holding onto what he’s got left.
@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 5 лет назад
HAHAHAH SO TRUE SO MOFHFCING TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ I have bad autism.. great :D
@Fatallica
@Fatallica 5 лет назад
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS the fuck?
@CircaSriYak
@CircaSriYak 5 лет назад
@@Fatallica what in the goddamn?
@gloomycandy101
@gloomycandy101 5 лет назад
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS this sounds like a kink i don't want any part of
@jessebrown5247
@jessebrown5247 5 лет назад
sackchief and also taking whatever he can get away with apparently .
@dudelookslikeagirl
@dudelookslikeagirl 5 лет назад
Sneak away, my fine-complaining, 5-gold-a-year-earning, heavy-armor-wearing littering thief.
@revolverocelot1380
@revolverocelot1380 5 лет назад
Youre pretty hot
@isabelablanchfield1092
@isabelablanchfield1092 5 лет назад
Revolver Ocelot you’re pretty good
@Ved000000
@Ved000000 5 лет назад
No, Ocelot, you're supposed to do it like this. *fingerguns* You're pretty hot. But the thicc ass provides no tactical advantage whatsoever. And your asscheeks clap every time you walk - that's a Solid Snake technique.
@revolverocelot1380
@revolverocelot1380 5 лет назад
@@Ved000000 Thanks boss, Ill be sure to copy your advice line for line when Im working with your brainwashed body double.
@TheBobville
@TheBobville 5 лет назад
that light armor my friend
@LadyIno
@LadyIno 5 лет назад
*smiles "Go hurt something." *starts to sneak & steal and gets away with it I shouldn't be surprised anymore by the randomness of Oblivion NPCs, but this guy did it again lol
@adan3956
@adan3956 5 лет назад
>How goes it? >I've been better > *That's too bad*
@angelaanaconda4790
@angelaanaconda4790 3 года назад
That’s too bad
@jomo999
@jomo999 3 года назад
@@angelaanaconda4790 I hope things get better
@insanity4082
@insanity4082 5 лет назад
The real question is how do you make barely 5 gold a year? Just pick a plant or two and sell it ffs...
@Sneakus
@Sneakus 5 лет назад
Insanity you try pick up a flower and go into a store and try to sell it, that’s a sick video idea but I don’t think they’ll buy it
@insanity4082
@insanity4082 5 лет назад
@@Sneakus ?
@Sneakus
@Sneakus 5 лет назад
You gotta see from their perspectives it’s only the player that can force all Shopkeepers to buy the useless crap they have found until there broke 😂
@nexus3756
@nexus3756 5 лет назад
because once they leave the city they get attacked by 5 goblins. a dremora, 2 scamps, and a mudcrab.
@vassalofthenight9945
@vassalofthenight9945 5 лет назад
The burglar uses polite conversation! It's extremely effective!
@MitchellD249
@MitchellD249 5 лет назад
I heard the Captain of the Guard might make Captain soon.
@revolverocelot1380
@revolverocelot1380 5 лет назад
Are you serious? Theyve said that?
@danielgibson3422
@danielgibson3422 5 лет назад
@@revolverocelot1380 yessss
@saphiriathebluedragonknight375
I've never played Oblivion but I've been watching so many of these videos that I got that joke. I Need a life.
@davisbowe8668
@davisbowe8668 5 лет назад
I heard that he doesn't know you and doesn't care to know you.
@mayuyumiwazaki8769
@mayuyumiwazaki8769 4 года назад
That's Dion's problem
@DyoKasparov
@DyoKasparov Год назад
This right here. This captures humanity irl better than anything else
@prestonorrick4317
@prestonorrick4317 4 года назад
"You dirty little filcher, how dare you steal...Good afternoon."
@DrJones20
@DrJones20 5 лет назад
At 1:16 you see a guard entering and instantly leaving the house, the reason he leaves instead of killing him is because the NPC had enough gold and paid the fine. This is actually how the crime system works in Oblivion for NPC's. However if he keeps stealing he will eventually run out of gold to pay the fines and the guards will kill him
@hidan407
@hidan407 3 года назад
So thats why when you trick a npc to kill someone, the guards kill them because no one besides you casually has 1040 septims to pay it?
@radethegreat69
@radethegreat69 3 года назад
@@hidan407 yes, because NPCs cant go to jail, leaving death the only option.
@covidmakesmoney866
@covidmakesmoney866 3 года назад
Nice eye u got there
@KanohiVahi
@KanohiVahi 3 года назад
@@radethegreat69 Justice system in Cyrodiil truly is something lol
@radethegreat69
@radethegreat69 3 года назад
@@KanohiVahi its a thing of beauty really. Idk i have this sense of nostaliga for oblivion as I played it for years when I was younger and i even bought it again on steam last year. I love how stupid the AI are.
@arc0592
@arc0592 5 лет назад
*Idiot got fined for littering, all he had to do was talk to the guards and they would've forgotten!*
@stephenskinner7207
@stephenskinner7207 5 лет назад
You can literally cast a charm spell on guard coming to arrest you and he'll agree to pay the fine for you, if it's a minor crime like petty theft.
@elephystry
@elephystry 5 лет назад
Stephen Skinner holy shit
@AroAceGamer
@AroAceGamer 5 лет назад
"Hey I know you!" - Skyrim guard 5 seconds after you convince them to ignore your crime.
@IARESMART8
@IARESMART8 5 лет назад
Talks about fines Steals Has a nice conversation Steals again Has a nice conversation again Leaves
@ra_alf9467
@ra_alf9467 4 года назад
That's how the thief guild works
@darkcoldsoldier1
@darkcoldsoldier1 Год назад
I was so prepared to be scared when he stole for the first time. I thought it was coming... «Stop right there, criminal scam!!!!».
@naterk9460
@naterk9460 4 года назад
"Stop! You violated the law!" "How are you?" "Not bad - hey wait a minute!"
@timothymckane6362
@timothymckane6362 5 лет назад
The copyright fines of Article 13 are ridiculous.
@animetheory2572
@animetheory2572 5 лет назад
I get fined 500 dollars for tweeting! Tweeting! I barely make that much in a year!
@redfallxenos4585
@redfallxenos4585 5 лет назад
@@animetheory2572 haha you're homeless
@PuddleJumper00
@PuddleJumper00 5 лет назад
How are you?
@DetectiveAme
@DetectiveAme 4 года назад
@@PuddleJumper00 Fine~
@akarikazi
@akarikazi 5 лет назад
“well, he just wished me a good afternoon, so now I can’t call the guards. that would be rude”
@jenlyndel6112
@jenlyndel6112 5 лет назад
This is actually my favourite RU-vid channel, I've never played Oblivion but these videos have me dying 😂😂
@RinKokonoe
@RinKokonoe 5 лет назад
You better change that right this instant
@DiscoGoesOn5067
@DiscoGoesOn5067 5 лет назад
I played it the longest time ago, but these videos will never not make me laugh.
@ventexovakon2178
@ventexovakon2178 5 лет назад
Get to playin' 'blivion, boy. You'll be doin' yerself a favor.
@MarsofAritia
@MarsofAritia 5 лет назад
its trash. play morrowind instead.
@Balnazzardi
@Balnazzardi 5 лет назад
You have been missing out then....
@grimmblade
@grimmblade 4 года назад
At first I thought he was the worst thief ever but then I caught on to his game. A true rogue can talk his way out of anything.
@b-92s25
@b-92s25 3 года назад
Barely makes 5 gold in a year. Bread costs at least 8 gold.
@lich109
@lich109 5 лет назад
I've got a feeling I know why they're charging him so much in fines.
@gerunkwon2598
@gerunkwon2598 5 лет назад
I like how Ohtimbar is always walking in sneaking position. It makes it seem like he's been up to many illegal things and doesn't want to get caught. No wonder he's so outspoken about the fines.
@Tenakin
@Tenakin 5 лет назад
Him: *RIDICULOUSLY HEAVY FINES* 5 minutes later... *STEALS* Woman: *HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME!* Him: *TRIES CIVIL CONVERSATION*
@slayuh8739
@slayuh8739 5 лет назад
*Civil Conversation actually works* Him: *Proceeds to rob her again*
@CircaSriYak
@CircaSriYak 5 лет назад
That thief ain't chaotic-evil he chaotic-chaotic
@Tenakin
@Tenakin 5 лет назад
Heycel I know right?!
@Crac96
@Crac96 5 лет назад
@Heycel I like reading these comments so I dont have to see the video.
@davidpayne697
@davidpayne697 4 года назад
Why is no one talking to about: GO HURT SOMETHING?!
@FruitShake
@FruitShake 3 года назад
I also love how 20 seconds beforehand you already know they're gonna steal something due to the crouching pose.
@565ChAr
@565ChAr 5 лет назад
"How are you" "Not bad" "Take care" "Bye" Me whenever someone asks me how I am doing.
@Game7Mode
@Game7Mode 5 лет назад
LOL
@doma7572
@doma7572 4 года назад
sounds like every workplace conversations
@madbrosheo1514
@madbrosheo1514 5 лет назад
If they ever "fix" the AI in a remastered version, I'll be VERY disappointed.
@shoenicemugshot310
@shoenicemugshot310 5 лет назад
Same
@shoenicemugshot310
@shoenicemugshot310 5 лет назад
The AI is perfect just the way it is
@weiminacity1406
@weiminacity1406 5 лет назад
Jedi mind trick mod looks dope.
@rollinroy1841
@rollinroy1841 5 лет назад
(waves hand) "you don't know me, and you don't _care_ to know me."
@guyofminimalimportance7
@guyofminimalimportance7 5 лет назад
"There's this outrageous new fine on burglary, no one seemed upset about it until after Ulrich took over!"
@Mr.Honest247
@Mr.Honest247 4 года назад
This has gotta be the most hilarious game I’ve ever seen! 😂
@masterbison8957
@masterbison8957 5 лет назад
She just felt so sorry for him after hearing he barely makes five gold pieces a year she forgave him for stealing from her.
@masterbison8957
@masterbison8957 5 лет назад
She figured he needed it way more.
@YokoshimaOfficial
@YokoshimaOfficial 5 лет назад
I have never seen a scene with such severe bipolar disorder, where each second contradicts the next...
@williamfalls
@williamfalls 5 лет назад
Welcome to Elder Scrolls.
@alexanderticonuwu7591
@alexanderticonuwu7591 5 лет назад
@@williamfalls Where there're enough bugs, glitches, and other lore-related nonsense to keep your Tamriel experience as incomprehensible and absurd as possible.
@Ved000000
@Ved000000 5 лет назад
You've obviously never played Oblivion.
@emilycauble4450
@emilycauble4450 5 лет назад
A minute and a half of oblivion dialogue? YES
@guidedbywingsgroundedspiri7564
I can feel my mind melting away watching this.
@micahphilson
@micahphilson Год назад
In a universe where littering is on par with the death penalty, but stealing is perfectly legal.
@Abazigal
@Abazigal 5 лет назад
Pay the fine or sit down calmly, I don't mind.
@rishikesh330
@rishikesh330 5 лет назад
“How goes it?” “I’ve been better.” “That’s too bad...”
@dantesdomain7075
@dantesdomain7075 5 лет назад
I don't know these fines, and I don't care to know these fines!
@CircaSriYak
@CircaSriYak 5 лет назад
me on tax day
@apropercuppa8612
@apropercuppa8612 5 лет назад
“Help! Help! Were being mugged” Nobody comes. Player’s fingertip just glances against an object and all the walls transform into over-zealous brutish guards.
@wanderingbufoon
@wanderingbufoon 5 лет назад
He got fined 5 gold and told himself never again He put all his levels into charisma. Seems to have worked out for him. Not even the guards could stop him now.
@polishenglish8356
@polishenglish8356 5 лет назад
What a wonderfully outspoken thief!
@darkgreen9360
@darkgreen9360 5 лет назад
“They charged me 5 gold for littering!Littering! I hardly make that in a year!” Wow I feel bad for you man.
@theleatherface12345
@theleatherface12345 3 года назад
I like how every time he steals he hurries himself to the bar stool as if he knows that makes the bartender forget lol
@vidura
@vidura 5 лет назад
Guard was JUST about to come in and put him to death, but his second small talk saved him at last instant. Wow.
@hans_____
@hans_____ 5 лет назад
This kleptomaniac barely makes 5 gold a year. He's never heard of the thieves guild.
@geralt7144
@geralt7144 5 лет назад
5 Gold a year with regular work. Infinite amounts by stealing.
@writer7997
@writer7997 5 лет назад
Some people just don`t know how to walk in and steal everything in front of the household without being noticed, eh, Wolf?
@basedbattledroid3507
@basedbattledroid3507 5 лет назад
That mohawk with that pattern baldness is a really confusing combination. Not sure if he just only applied minox as a vertical line or he has the most incredible widow's peak in all of creation.
@Gencoil
@Gencoil 4 года назад
I bet they also fined him for that hairdo.
@deadspace4755
@deadspace4755 Месяц назад
Seems to be extremely relatable in our times and probably a warning to us
@BigBazz91
@BigBazz91 5 лет назад
Barely make 5 gold in a year? Jeezus I thought wages irl were bad enough...
@lilpotayto
@lilpotayto 4 года назад
Gotta make three apples last 365 days.
@romualdcaffeserre6230
@romualdcaffeserre6230 4 года назад
When the deflation hit you hard
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