They Upgraded The Strongest Unit? - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

I love how he treats his Soldiers either like Shit or like Family. He jokes when they die, but he praised them with great pride when they win.

Satan: *exists* Some rock and stick: “I’m about to end this mans whole career”

"I'm sure there's an Austrian painter hanging out with my boss right now" I'm dead 🤣

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was the butt of a Tomato sauce themed RU-vidr who was reluctant to fight an upgraded Chronomancer, and that meant comfort” ~Me I guess

Day 44 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots

"How hard it is to burn a farmer to death" -Captainsauce 2021

“If I wanted advice from that time, I’m sure there’s an Austrian painter with my boss right now” -captainsause, 2021, WWII Germany’s strategy

That guy down there with satan whispering some tips be like “ fight on two fronts and don’t dig in for winter we will be fine”

“I would rather have a hobbit crawl up inside my butt and build a home than fight this thing!” - CaptainSauce 2021

The fact that Cap sent Mono AND Six to fight lady liberty just gives me the worst kind of emotional PTSD, but it’s also hilarious how mini Mono just charges into battle with a hammer.

Cap: *plays TABS* Mods: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career.

DO NOT DISRESPECT THE DEATH BRINGER, he is extremely fast and strong, which makes cutting down opponents with his hellfire imbued blades all the more easy.

Captain Sauce: THIS IS THE STRONGEST UNIT IN TABS! Dark Peasant and Super Peasant: *Are we a joke too you FILTHY MORTAL?*

Fighting with hell’s army Cap: Well, I’ll be dammed

Cavemen: ahh what a nice day *dude with glowstick blades appears* Cavemen: *cOnFuSeD uNgA bUnGa*

"This is the closest you can get to actual God in tabs" Super Peasant and Dark Peasant: "Did you say something?"

Well atleast I can get the anime treatment.

Damn, they roasted his mullet so much he got a haircut.

When you go in a full win streak that you feel uncomfortable: Sauce *Suffering from Success*

9:00 you can see the big void cultist lay on the harvesters

The best part of my day is being able to laugh at TABS

this looks like the chronomancer had a lengthy battle on mustafar and needed an upgrade after suffering a terrible defeat

6:21 CaptainSauce: *always says that the potioneer is useless* Also CaptainSauce: *worries about his strategy losing because of potioneers*

“He’s not very flashy” -Cap describing a unit with bright glowing claws

I like how the strongest unit just dies to a stone axe

8:20: you accidentally summoned a giant

Here's a cool thing that might help with campaigns, in the settings menue there is an option to add health bars above every unit that can also be changed in size so its smaller and larger.

I was literally already watching a TABS video and then this popped up.

He may be underrated, but we all laugh at his smart/dumb quotes and his series of TABS

I mean the Chronomancer kinda needs a buff

What do you mean the death bringer isn’t flashy, it literally wields two sharpened glow sticks

Never thought i’d click faster then flash’s camera man could run just over a tabs video

Probably my favorite episode of TABS so far in the ENTIRE series

“Your so much more opposing and intimidating and- that was a home run 😂” -Captainsauce 2021

This was posted 2 hours ago, glad to know he’s still alive

Soon Clone Drone In The Danger Zone is going to get chapter 5 added, sooooo, ya think you could return eventually?

i havent watched you in a while, and you used to be my comfort youtuber. im so glad you havent changed

“Strongest unit” Dark peasant: allow me to introduce myself

Captain Sauce the Shadow Walkers attack the Farthest unit from them. You must specifically put them far away from your target.

Captain: how do you do in hand to hand combat Tempest lich: no ,just no

someone needs to make a power ranger using the chronomancers transformation

Sauce: the death bringer is crap. Death bringer: and I took that personally.

cap: "cannon riding a raptor?" me: is it cannon?

Day 63 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

I *NEED* to see a hellish chronomancer, someone make it

The cliffhanger makes me think he's gonna continue this story of the Upgraded Chronomancer😂😂

the shadow walkers most of the time teleport to the unit thats furthest away from them, that's how the ability works which is why they teleported to the other side of the enemy units

i'm scared of what that upgraded chronomancer will turn into next episode.

My question is, how is THAT the strongest unit in the game. Like seriously, come on, you yourself said its useless sometimes

CaptainSauce:Wich is better raptor cannon or cannon cannon? Me:Bomb cannon

Yes, us Americans turned the Statue of Liberty into a giant mecha robot with missiles and the works, the very sight of this will turn the most holy of holy men to tears with its glory

When God says "I should Buff my strongest army unit"

If you didn’t notice, the clock on its back counts how many attacks it gets off, and once it gets 8 attacks off it transforms, not when it is pissed off

Hey, Cap. I don't know if you will see this, but I thought I should tell you that watching you play TABS is my happy place. When I'm sad and/or feel like a failure watching these videos cheers me up. Thank you so much, I love your videos so much (and not just TABS, it's just my favorite) and I hope you don't stop doing what you do Again I don't think you will see this but I just wanted to try to tell you this. I might try to tell you on Twitter though just in case

Here’s a fun fact for people: Which is stronger? Dark Peasant? Or Super Peasant? Previously it was the Dark Peasant, but if you put them in a 1v1 the Super Peasant absolutely buries the Dark Peasant.

“This thing might be the closest thing we can get to a god” It is time to bring out the god killer

Just finished the previous TABS vid and clicked on this like a Netflix series

Scarecrow is the literal description of “Boss when you fight him vs Boss when you unlock him as a character”

As the gods will: One chronomancer vs one evil monarch

I just realized the caveman shield thing has a human skull on its head not an animal

I clicked here faster than james charles can say hey sisters

17:33 that's a definition of literal cannon fodder

14:14 Cultist mace:tink noise Kings broadsword:BADOOM!

Now watch someone make the upgraded cronomancer into an op demon.

Is it just me who wants to see him collab with other you tubers like him just to cause grief

Captain Sauce: _Talks about Zeus' lightning being useless against the Time God_ Me: *YOU COULD SAY HE IS, ZEUS-LESS*

CaptainSauce: "Could that have gone any worse?!" Me: "Well, Yeah. I mean you could have lost to some Hobbits."

Goblin Cannon: Is it a Cannon for goblins, or a Cannon that *Shoots* goblins?

These videos really help with the stress I've been dealing with. Thanks Cap, keep it up man💪

10th day of commenting The rumble from aot Eren: ice giant (at the front just one of it) Titans:tree giants (a lot of them behind eren)

Captain sauce: upset because he can’t use the void monarch Also him half the episode : doesn’t use the void monarch

*_Could we have a moment of silence to the strongest unit who died to a stone axe_*

24:25 I like how sauce didn't notice that he placed 69k worth of Cronomancers

The hellbringer is my favorite evil unit, he is just so effective at his job.

For the statue of Liberty they should have done canon balls because the Statue of liberty's base used to have cannons on all sides.

Did you get here before me I literally just click

Hi

Casually uses a group of lesser angels to banish an archangel from heaven forcing them to fall because they became too powerful, only *_then_* realizing that may have been a bad idea.

"What kind of growth hormones did I slip into his Lucky Charms" --CaptainSauce, 2021/2022

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"HELL FIRE" A washer in the back surrounded by five cheerleaders. 2 groups of 10 halflings in the front. This request is different, You control of the watcher and make a team that can beat you. I have tried, it's vary hard.

Sauce the shadow walker only targets the unit farthest from it so you can't make them go into the middle of a group unless the units in the middle are the farthest from the shadow walkers.

"I don't need to fight this war on two fronts, I'm not WWII Germany. Even though... If I wanted some advice from that time, I'm sure there's an Austrian painter hanging out with my boss right now." -Cammandant Sauce

captainsauce pronouncing Z a zed was the greatest betrayal of my life.

Did you ever tried using those balconies on renaissance map? It's fun to put random weak units on one of the two bigger balconies,take control of one of them,put bunch of enemies on the battlefield,and wait for those enemies to slowly come to you and completely destroy you

This dude doesn't even know that the statue of liberty doubles as a megazord

I just made most ridiculous faction in game it called “Tiny Faction” I give one guess to figure what theme of this one.

Next time we need to see a super powerful Fallen Angel as a follow up. He'll freeze everyone on the map and pull a Jojo and kill them all before they've even realized. Or perhaps he'll summon hordes of demons like the present elf

Make the strongest unit you can make. Here's my list: Super peasant punch All the strength All the speed All the health 24x godlike deflects. Now your probably thinking how are you gonna do that?1.put 4 godlike deflects.2.double click the godlike deflects.3.keep on doing it until you reach 24 godlike deflects.

*when the new god falls* captinesauce: *thinks About the devil* me: and at that moment he knew he fucked up

One thing I don't understand about both the media and games, it's that Satan can't be that much of an "enemy" of heaven, as to send someone to Hell, they are going to have to be tested by God-Angels, and if they have not been good, they tell Hell to expect a new "guest" and they must coordinate something ... or am I wrong? Like to send someone to hell, you need to go through heaven's trials, if you fail, God gives Satan the *ok* to bring you down ... again, am I missing something?

for anyone who got confuzed when he said "big french statue" is because the statue of liberity was a gift from france and also its made of copper its just oxidized so it should be orangey brown

The death bringer is a tactical unit, it does a lot of damage, it is fast, and is tough. It might not be flashy, but that doesn't make it bad

cap: the chronomancer is the strongest unit in the game! super peasant: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?!?!!?!??!

I could imagine cap narrating WWll which it would make history 10 times more enjoyable.

“Lucifer fell from Heaven and we know what happened to him, I don’t wanna know what this thing will turn into” I guess we know how hell’s greatest warrior came to be.

Cap: "the weather is definitely scary to these guys" Me: "actually fun fact: cavemen would wait around trees for lightning to strike it and put sticks to the flame for fire sticks or torches to scare off predators"

I love all of your TABS videos. Keep up the amazing work!

14 toilet/sex humor jokes. Never change, sauce. Never change

"This big FRENCH statue is suddenly amazing at fighting" Yes, the statue of liberty is so french. - CaptainSauce 2021