Things a Drummer Would Never Say 

I never make an excuse, I'm a lazy fuck and I'm honest with myself.

@@GROWL211 same here lmao

Im saying it But that's also why i aint in a band anymore 😂

Don't get me wrong, this applies to myself as well... I must try to be better

I always say that kind of stuff but don’t do it

I actually don't enjoy playing drum solos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@forkman28 same tbh, sometimes the songs calls for one but I'd rather let the guitarist do something lol

I much more prefer the fills.

Ringo Starr hated em

Ringo, is that you? lol

😂 👍

The early Stones (circa '65) had a groupie tally sheet with Bill Wyman besting the rest of the band combined.

If you hear that then you must have the best damn bassist alive

*cries in bass clef*

😡😠😠👎

I like him as a singer more than anything

Matthew Archambault he’s a great singer but he’ll always be remembered, at least by me, for his outstanding drumming

That guy was one of the best drummers in the nirvana era. I wonder if he still likes to practise the drums.

*angry drummer noises*

Vaporeon Gaming he also drummed for the first 3 foo fighters albums. Keep that in mind.

Why though, rythm guitars are absolutely amazing combined with drums

@@unlshtb4524 cause no bass sounds thin.

@@bt3743 that makes sense

CIA why not both

*Cough* 5SOS *cOuGh*

A polite drummer is rarer than anything in the world

Very pure. Don’t lose it

Same dude

I've done a few of these too

The PA guys love some electric kits man. One plug and you can adjust the volume of all the pieces. I started playing live with my Roland td11

Yeah... sorry about that When you start playing drums, a demon will spawn inside your head and make you a violent creature of nature when playing

It's like a deal with the devil, if you wanna play good, then let me help you

The day I looked at a drum kit was the day an angry demon decided to live inside me

Its a thing of when your trying to get a good groove or fill and you try it so much that when you finally get it your so damn angry and have that mentality when you play

@@vinyredx9220 I already had mine by the time i picked up the sticks

Electric kits can be pretty fun. Especially when you play around with stuff that can't be replicated on an acoustic kit like Drum n' Bass type sounds or the 808 sounds. I usually like to go for the arcade machine bloops and bleeps because they're dumb sounding and fun to play with.

I live in an apartment so I have no choice but the electric kit

Sadly :(

Dr. Sketchy chicken nuggets

Dr. Sketchy thats better then nothing tho

Don't you mean #bassistlif ? 😂

I see a fellow slapper

That's something no one would say.

#basslivesmatter

Guitarists are so cliche all the chicks go for the bassists now. So much for the stinky drummers i guess...

What sad is I always think that in class. I’ve only been playing for about 5 months and the other drummer in my class has been playing a lot longer than me so it’s really intimidating 😣

Rittled Ronnie there’s always a bigger fish. I’m a freshman with a soft Moore and junior who are legends in my school. I get it. You’ll get there

@@Red-dv9ej when you first start playing drums, speed doesnt matter at all, you should focus on your precision and hand technique

If you say that your just an outv right bad drummer

and the truth is to you got to just a little cocky

It becomes pretty easy if you train your ear/work on your aural skills a bit :)

fuckin a

I don't lose drum keys...i just can never find them when i need them.

I like my drums to be out of tune. Is that weird?

@@gojifan54gaming15 yeah, kinda

my dad's a drummer and he refuses to play in my church's band because they use a click track lol

@@TheFiteShow its not that hard lmao

@@PeddyGD its not that its hard, he just doesn't want to use it

@@TheFiteShow why

The Fite Show (ToonTown) No, it’s hard.

Come listen to my band haha

Happened here. Everything was written by them long before I joined.

All the wrong stuff

But... drummers don't have like 5 hands and 3 legs! xD

Animals as Leaders first album.

editing the sound recorded and syncing it to a video is a lot of work lmao also sound quality isn't the main point of this video lmao

@@Kuso319 mic-ing a drum kit too is a pain.. and that's why he's a mad lad to do it and still not use it

@@KarthikNagarajan true 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

@@KarthikNagarajan It's probably just always mic'd up.

Those are so rare they feel like gold

He wasn’t a drummer, he was just a guy who played drums😉

Rare is an understatement, but it was obvious he was more committed to other projects, with his abilities I cant fault him

Got a mate that does it all. Crazy guy. I wish I had an ounce of his music ability.

@@poochie9001 How'd you get out of my garage, you tool?

Danny Finch you win. You definitely win.

@@davidsiqueira2996 Sadly it's a true story bro. The band I was with did an acoustic set and they always wanted me to play a cajon or djembe.. I hated it

Danny Finch preach brother

Danny Finch I like those.

@@666Hazard666 Exactly what i felt! When i told my band that i can play drum and they was like "Oh cool! You'll play cajon then". I was never touch the cajon back then nor playing it. It sucks.

Seriously no one ever say that

Steven Davis Spot on, spot on.

As a guitarist , I can vouch for the genuine nature of this statement

That one's not just for drummers.

you misspelled “the entire pack of”

Hits very close to home with my drummer

JBags yikes

@@traze2963 its okay but yeah when i first found out it fucked me

😆

@@JBags0203 Funny enough, it was actually our vocalist who dated one of MY exes. Kinda backwards, lol! I never dated any friends exes. That shit is just weird knowing that your boy has been inside the girl you're dating, haha!

Unless the drummer is stevie t

Omg, Jared and Steve are friends in real life

@@hostofsoulslol No shit, Sherlock.

Say that to the drummer of moonlight eternal

I know it's a joke but an actual band with Stevie T would be pretty dope

He just uploaded "computer drums vs real drums v2" go watch it its great

@@louis5865 Thanks for the info! I already knew it tho

He is literally a drummer in a band

the only problem for me tho is that he NEEDS to use wrists and not forearms, it b u g s my ocd real bad lmao

Arnav Matrix He already did a things beginner guitarists say, it's time for him to do another!

He has done both of these

He should get Glenn for audio engineers

maybeimleo that was his joke dude he already knows he did em

Majin2222 : things bass players say...

lol I'm guessing you're a drummer since you're feelin something. :D

Bass players are the opposite of being egoistic

@@DaveRucci yesssssssss

@@FairPlay0007 that's something a bass player would say out of ego

Now that's something I would never say

Always keep 2 sets of cymbals. The ones they can borrow, and the good ones.

Agreed

Same

Yup

I verbally said. You fuckin take that back

RIP

I use to be so against it, but drum machines use to just sound fake as fuck. I just programmed the drums for my bands upcoming album in order to save a lot of money. We're spending so much money on everything else, I figured I could put aside my pride and just program the drums. They sound really, really good though. And everything is written on my actual kit, and I still perform these songs live at a good 98+% level. So... fuggit. Hopefully the next one we can afford to record my drums live.

@@TheJokesterSCR what's your band's name and album?

All I do is program drums. Sound so really now. But my friends who drum hate most plugin programs.

@@TheJokesterSCR what's the SAUCE

@@magmarok8209 Darker By Design. First EP was recorded live in a studio, but everything after our Sinister At Last EP has been programmed. Check out our songs My Shrine of Flesh and Overthrown by Oblivion. The full album comes later this year.

How do you pronounce it wrong lol

Stuart the Human ‘Purt’ or Part

@@stuartthehuman5280 not many people are aware but "colonoscopy" is also a wrong pronounciation of peart

Oof

F

I have both

Both

100th likw

Every guitarists say to every drummers ever

Also could apply to Guitarists talking to each other

They should show up already tuned

@@ErikBeccahFarmerBikerz Depends on the weather. If it's cold or hot af, that can affect the guitar in the same manner it can affect the drums.

That's like my dad, "no we dont need directions." *gets lost*

So u have anger issues

@@sebastianubeda8363 After more than a year of drumming I can confidently say: I blame the rhythm guitarist.

Wow! I never knew that based marshal Tito was a drummer 😳

@@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj I had a life that wasn't broadcasted.

Sahi ho 🤘🤘🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

la thik cha

Keeper

Female bassist here, I got two at the same time ^^;

I asked the same question lol

Laura Quellmalz raises eyebrows

Are you bisexual? Pansexual? Lesbian?

"Female bass players are hot"-the male bass player Only counts for 6s and up 🙈

Wait... You don't?

@KingOfLegends23 hahaha. Carey? More like Flo Mounier

So one extra hand but 4 arms... does that mean one of those arms is just a stump? Or does it mean that you have 4 arms and then just a armless Hand somewhere.

Corvin Caassimolar I imagined 1 of the arms has 2 hands

Lord Marco does

OMG same 😂

But then again, we all know the only opinion that matters is that if us drummers 😎

I seriously just got done doing that lol

No homo. ☺

Isaac Cuevas lol you started both this is so cool

🤣

0365

03530

I think he did guitarist

Thing a bassist would never say: "No, it's fine. I don't want my volume up too high above the guitars, it's cool"

@seb "I'm actually a failed guitarist. I don't have the talent, or the motivation to practice, so I switched to bass in the hope nobody would notice."

@@MrTubularBalls Things a Guitarist would Never Say... "I'm actually a failed bassist. I practiced bass so often and got so good at it, I decided to switch to guitar in the hopes the groupies would notice me less. I hate sex."

@Tyler Messer LOL a guitarist would never say that because it never happens.. I'll admit though that some guitarists are failed drummers. Eddie van Halen and Dimebag Darrell come to mind.Guy Mann-Dude was a top-level drummer who got bored.. so he switched to guitar and became a top-level shredder in 5 years, recorded a bunch of instrumental albums. Kudos.

Otta Badea they get the leftovers once everyone else is done with them.

@@Jonathan_Doe_ It's known as the M.A.C. system.

I just Fukt Em & tezzed em after 💥💪😉🤘💥

Surprisingly I'm not

But I'm also not in a band. I just play the drums. I mean I'm in Symphonic and jazz band at school and I am dating a fellow percussionists ex but does that count?

You prolly live around Louisiana then lol it's been raining on and off all day here

A good guitarist would come to practice with his or her guitar already tuned before putting it in the case and leaving for practice instead of wasting 20 minutes of time the band should be working, tuning. If the drummer gets warmed up, has muscles ready to go, then you show up with an untuned guitar, take 20 minutes to tune, the drummer's muscles cool down. Once they cool down, they think work out is over and go into rest mode, which effects playing. It's exactly the same as boxing. You don't want to get in the ring dry, you warm up first, and keep the muscles warmed up until the bell rings. If you cool off after the warm up, then go at the bell, you stand a chance at dying because your muscles are at rest mode setting. Drums require being warmed up to play at optimum ability, and guitarists, tuning and cooling the drummer off waiting to go throws everything off. But blame the drummer if the blast falters because you cooled his calves off tuning your piece of shit guitar at practice instead of before getting there

@@lefthook4878 wow i just got roasted so hard

Left Hook yeah my 2000 dollar American natural wood finish strat is a piece of shit guitar LOL

@@lefthook4878 Spoken like a drummer lmao "I dont have anger issues"

@@lefthook4878 That also sounds stupid blaming the guitarist for the drummer not being warmed up. The drummer can keep his own damn self warmed up ya fkn babyback bitches lmao

I shoulda learned to play them drums

No

so damn true

Drums are harder

So yeah u are right

I think he could Djent a trumpet 😂

Gina B in what world?

Lol where does Jared live? I'm in central time, so 7 didn't seem too unreasonable

Here in Washington it was 5am at the time. Jared's mentioned he's from Seattle.

Proctor Productions they were 2 when I posted this xd

I would honestly probably at least think most of these sayings though.