things you should NEVER say to a guitarist 

Autistic_Cat I literally was about to say something. Like good video but I'm sorry you have oreos in your freezer Jared? If that is a secret gem in life pls share your wisdom

Yeah, a lot of chocolate things are better after being in the freezer. I don't know why but they're just better cold. If you get candy with chocolate, just put them in the freezer

Hold up u may have did something

Try it,the cream becomes more solid and has a different texture

Oreo is french

@That Young Gamer 13 And I like my edge strat

I got a squier precision fender bass and people now call me boomer.

Same

That_Green_Gentleman_ Ryden epic

Same, haha, wanted to write the same😂

honestly lmaooo, the amount of times people ask me if i play electric or acoustic is ridiculous. if i had £1 for every time someone asked me that question, i would be able to buy my dream guitar

Or hey can you play THAT ONE SONG

Someone: Can you play THAT ONE SONG? Me:What song..? Someone: Y’know, the song that goes Du du ddu ddu du? Me: BrUh

What’s so bad about asking if they play acoustic or electric. Isn’t it just a question on what you prefer

My parents always say "you have 7 guitars you don't need more" but see that's where they're wrong.

I feel that one😂😭😭

Austin Martín Hernández well good for you jk that’s cool man

@Austin Martín Hernández same with me, but for me, depends of the music, like some are easier to read in tabs, others in sheet

@Austin Martín Hernández I never learned music theory personnaly...

M4J1K I literally can’t read sheet music to save my life-

Mr Yeeteson Peterson 40

46

**21 pilots**

Gotta have a guitar for every fret

Mr. Yeeteson Peterson 43

I already played cello for 2 years before I started bass so I could read bass clef 😂

*cry in beginner guitarist*

RIGHT

MEEE

Taannro I know right😂

evh can definitely read sheet music, he was classically trained on piano as a child

@@vhsorion What I've heard is that he never learned to read and would just improvise during recital. The examiners would tell him he had a very "interesting interpretation" of the piece. Of course, I have no idea how credible that information is, so take that with a grain of salt.

@@dishwasherdetergent3366 I'm pretty sure he said that himself in an interview

Reading sheet music for piano and guitar is a completely different story because you need to learn to visualize what the sheet music looks like to play on your instrument.

Eric Johnson can as well, I'm pretty sure

I need more melons.

i thought he meant money by the word "green" 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

@@gurdittsingh6638 joke still works 😆

Alex you have low brain

Alex no an acoustic is completely different friend

i Have small brain, explain please yes you can SLAPP me

Guido Mista alright * slap * listen up sTopid a electric guitar has electrical parts in it called pick ups to make it sound different when plugged into a amp. It doesn’t have a hole in the middle like an acoustic. A acoustic guitar is a hollow body guitar to make it echo (hence then name acoustic) and you cant plug it into a amp and there is no volume switches or anything like an electric.

Once I played my electric unplugged and my little brother asked why I'm playing my guitar like a Bass...

Yeah, I can't read sheet music and I feel kinda bad about it sometimes. It's just easier for me to learn by ear

Panzer Man Eddie van halen can't read sheet music

I can only sing off of sheet music, but playing is something I can't do

Hey we got something in common i suck at sheet music and learning by ear is pretty easy with some songs. If anyone could teach us sheet music though you will be a boss!

I started by memorizing what notes on the staff corresponded with the notes on the fretboard. (Guitar uses treble clef, by the way) Just begin with the open strings. Next, figure out the rest of the staff notes. Mnemonics are really helpful. In the meantime, get the note values/rhythms down, they don’t really take long to understand. With the basics down, READ THE SHEET MUSIC VERY SLOWLY! I find it helpful to memorize one or two songs with the sheets in front of you, but you need to bite the bullet and practice new material. It goes without saying that you should learn simple stuff before moving onto advanced pieces. When playing the notes, I find it helpful to stick to the first 5 frets, as beyond that is where the notes begin to repeat. Get whatever notes you have down to muscle memory, where you know what to do when you see the notes on a staff. While this process takes a long time, I think it is very rewarding and improves the connection between you and the guitar. Use the internet to find new music to read. Keep strong!

I was like OH SNAP!!!

lmaooooo

Absolutely Vicious

That was the best thing all video tbh

😂😂😂

That pissed me off a lot.

oh no

At least he didn't go wendy o. Williams on his guitar

She probably thinks sweep picking equates to skill too.

Everytime I fucking play anything like random strumming to stuff I've written, my family is like "what song is that" it's annoying as fuck. Or the good ol "hey can you play ___?*

makayla nicole makayla nicole They’re most likely curious and just want to bond with their child

@@Headless3000 yes

ZekeHD lol. Same

Sucks that dude ripped him off..

That line had me rollllling

I didn't get it :'-(

bigfriki Jared got ripped off by this guy. He was supposed to get a 17 string guitar but he got scammed him.

Nah 5: 1 to change it, and the other 4 to complain about how the old one was better.

lol wow

One to change it and 4 to tell you how they could have done it better

No, 4 to change it and 1 to say "i can do it on my own"

It better be a NOS Sylvania light bulb from 1964. The new light bulbs just don't have the same warmth.

AshleyKayla M same

They both suck

@@splatterz1688 man your dumb

Yeah

They’re both garbage

Welcome to the jungle?

Especially when the dadadas are way out of tune

@@jackm7603 my friend always wants me to play do do do do do do doo do do do do do doo

@@k0slizard389 semi charmed life

Master of puppets?

It did tho...

It did... great riffs but awful sound

Wrong

Terrible tone. Great for divebombs. Panteras great martyr.

Dimebag had amazing tone live, but Panteras albums had some of the worst guitar sound of all time.

The Earth Nah dude just practice more

The Earth is flat

Cody Oliver fuck you

Just get 2 drummers lol

Legend

4:28 shade like an oak tree

What did he mean?

ManMardigan Just the story about the scandal thing when Jared was getting his gent guit, and it’s a long story I bet u could find the vid about it

Jackson Brooks LoW kEy

I died when he did that😂😂😂

Josh Dalviken Amen!

Buzzfeed is pure cringe and cancer.

gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle so much salt 😂

gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle I luled for a good 2 minutes

I'm out of the loop, what's the burn?

Loebane Jared paid $1200 for a custom built guitar, then the guy stopped contacting Jared after he paid.

someone said theyd build him one for that and he paid the guy but the guy was a con

Just say," because I can afford to play" and say their name really disgusted sounding

Why does anyone have more than one of anything? *So why is it any different for guitars

Just tell them "timbre".

@@daisyloumisakidondu6159 because.

@@jaydenstrashcan *

Fr tool is the goat

Ollie Painter ye they r

@@recalled4525 Nickelback IS better then Tool

@@jacobnelsen2786 ew wtf

@@recalled4525 They really are though

Shannon McCarthy That played right when i read your comment lol

I know a lot of people like fender guitars but I really don't like the design on them

if you dont like them dont buy

@Rocker Baby fuck you in last minute he is gonna say that Gibson brand doesnt work for people fuck him

I love fender guitars

The same day I got my first electric guitar my sister asked if she could have my acoustic lol

W H A T a profile name I love it

hey nice name

you should've

Sounds like u got a dumb friend

I died when I heard that and I am a fan of Lars

Josue Padilla I HATE when someone tells me that! “Why are you buying another guitar?” ::punch:: lol

Or worse when someone says “your other guitar isn’t broken” or “your old guitar was way better”

Even worse: why don’t you sell one of those upstairs. You don’t play on them anymore... that sentence is the absolute taboo for a guitar owner.

"you should sell your one of your guitars." T R I G G E R E D

Its JayBoi dummy. :) This is why you don't get married...

*A few

or why do you need more than 6 strings on a guitar, why do you bother changing strings, painted necks have the best feel. without the bass player the guitar player would sound like shit, mesa make shit cabinets, why would you buy an unknown brand like revv generator everyone knows peavey is the best, so many things you shouldn't say to a guitarist xD

@@alvarg the first two just sound like questions, which you could just answer.

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Made me think of Adam d from killswitch who was the drummer then got tired of hauling drums around so he started playing guitar 😂

*~Laughs the in Nirvana~*

Did you just steal that from the Most liked comment

Stolen

@@llla_german_ewoklll6413 dude I don't steal shit. I saw the comment afterwards but genuinely didn't care.

It's an orea ice cream sandwich

You don't do that?

That sentence triggered me more than it should have.

"better than Tool" is already pushing the limits

DZguitar Me 2 😂😂😂

It genuinely physically hurt to hear that statement.

"Nickelback is way better than Tool" Me: Y-YOU'RE MEEEAAAAAAAANNNNN *sobbing continues*

lmao can I steal this?

Fuck😂😂😂

I like how you got this from a pizza can feed the family of 4 but a black guy can't

@@zombiefreaktank because they cant

It’s funny you can say the same thing about a person who makes videos on building PCs.

that's the funnest part

The drummers’s got all the stamina lol

OoOOoOooFFF

BIG OOOOOOF

"Was Paul McCartney really in a band before Wings?"

she is 😍 so glad she broke them up 🥰

ItsaGrac Those are fighting words!

I'm not familiar with Tool but I've definitely heard of them. That one little audio clip is the most I've heard and is that actually how the singer sounds?

I've never been more angered about music when I heard that

for reals

Lee Whitworth Yes. But he has a great range as well. Plus his screams are really unique in his own way

I missed something on this one

Anyone is better than tool.

@@kitten-whisperer I disagree strongly.

I’ve got the math that proves tool is better.. ... just LOOK AT THIS GRAPH〽️

lol I'm not even gonna pretend that didn't make me angry XD I bet that even hurt to joke about

@mark Richardson agreed

Here ya go. Everything explained. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-UIF91NghD4Q.html

I’m gonna start doing that to my guitarist

TeraBrite Lol TeraBrite just commented on here.

Didn't know TeraBrite still existed :P

Christian Saona Alvarado Yeaaaah. We've been hearing that a lot lately. We have RU-vid to thank for that. 😣

zachary wellendorf I agree. I never go any higher than 11.

cringe^100

A fuckin tuba...?

@@CamJam312 maybe if they just are carrying around the case it could potentially look like a tuba. I can't think of any other reason though other than people are stupid

i fuckin love that movie, dude. DEFINITELY one of my favorites

LeeJayBird Music good movie

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think peacocks can fly.

Phoenix watch the movie

kicks the fucking water jug

Yep that`s almost a fight xD

Far beyond triggered

Legit almost fought my friend because I told him Dimebag’s tone sucked. Lol

in all fairness i like pantera but i don't think dimebags tone was all that great, kinda sounded like he was deaf from loud music so he used really bright pickups to compensate. (wait for the hate)

“ slash is better than John pettruci” that also triggered me

I remember someone asked me that and I said "does it matter"? She said "yes it does." I said "why"? This girl straight up said "Jimi hendrix was known for inventing the acoustic guitar and creating the sounds we hear today".........

@@storageunit2683 please tell me that you boiled her body with acid put on fire

@@rottenpotato4399 I mentally slapped her a few times

Actually that's a valid question....

Valid question tho. I play electric better than acoustic lol

thess89pnthrs it kind of did though

There hasn't been anybody to come close to his tone either.

Hellbilly Wilson All you need is a Krank amp, his tone actually really isnt difficult to replicate at all. Not saying he sucked, we was awesome, but his tone was muddy and objectively not great.

zac the way he used that tone is what made the tone great!! And also you have to remember Dimebag was old fashioned.

Hellbilly Wilson I see your way of thinking. He was one of a kind for sure.

lel

Epic burn

I don't get it, can you explain please?

Well having two cars is useful for different tuning or having back ups when driving offroad, etc.

Some one said that tuh me...no one would remember he was once alive

Before you know it the guitar is confiscated by the police as a murder weapon.

The Pie that the Cats Eat that’s for sure lol

i almost died of an anger related heart attack. You dont say that line to anyone.

The Pie that the Cats Eat same. Avid fan of both - but Tool takes the cake lmfao

Stratomies niin saatanasti everyone who liked the Beatles

@@hollysandiego3273 that was the time.....

what about weezer?

jolanpiep arguably a better vocalist too.

TallicaMan1986 Oh yeah Dave is definitely a better vocalist

Just... Don't

Oh damn

Dave knew how to play guitar while in Nirvana?

RealGamerManz same shit happened to me. I let the guy play my guitar and he managed to break a string and then spill a bear all over my amp haha. It was my buddy so I didn’t mind but it was just like wtf lol

Cold Clutch I was just using my amp as a speaker for music but some random girls I'd never met did it so I was pretty pissed off.

So I'm hoping you drop kicked him during the show and than proceeded to perform a face melting solo over him while he was laid out on the floor right.

RealGamerManz Boo hoo.

Looks like im not the only one having these party issues. Someone managed to break a speaker cable for my AMP on a party this summer. RIP

HAHAHAHAHA OMG

johnny_schwifty.soundcloud I didn't get it

TheCosmicCookie Because Jared got scammed by a guy that was "building" a guitar for him. The guy said $1,200 and a shoutout and you got a deal. BUT, The guitar was FAKE. It was bought from a Chinese website for $400, AND it was a month and a half over the deadline

ProudToBeAMaggot 01 omf noooo

TheCosmicCookie ya, watch his "I got scammed BAD" video

I felt you

Farouk BEN FRAJ SAME

Farouk BEN FRAJ same I was about to freak out.

Same, only mine's at 1.5

Mine's loud at 3, lol

true

Or Eddie Van Halen

Or Zakk Wylde

Lmao

HAHAHAHA.

werewolfcooties i dont get it

Angelo NegoWhite Jared got scammed recently from a guy who told him that he was going to build him a guitar for $1,200 and a shout out...

in Nirvana too

christoph Mocken you are aware that this youtube-channel is the guy from rest repose, aren't you? 😅

Jonas Schmutzer you're aware that's the joke, right?

Fluff is good too

LoetzMahGoats i wasn't sure, so i thought telling that wouldn't hurt 😅 that's also why i added the "aren't you" 😉😂

i wouldnt. my amp is a cheap piece of shit so i just go through a sim.

Simo Rolev didn’t get that reference...

Jared uploaded a video called "I got scammed BAD..." a week ago. Check it out.

I'm fairly positive he made all the ones about the shitty guitar references to lead up to the one at 4:26 lol