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@AmirBrooks
@AmirBrooks 3 года назад
Only Milton could make a funny joke about returning officers... twice.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
No, anyone could do it. Milton just does it _best._
@markc8956
@markc8956 Год назад
Still doesn't make him funny
@patrickxoconnor
@patrickxoconnor 7 лет назад
“This is my Pledge.....Now get your own Furniture Polish”
@johnteagle2655
@johnteagle2655 7 лет назад
THIS IS MY PLEDGE! Get your own furniture polish. Creasing 😂😂
@matthewanthony5606
@matthewanthony5606 7 лет назад
"I like my parliament like I like my men...hung"
@MayorofDipshittery-lq7if
@MayorofDipshittery-lq7if 3 года назад
“Untie Boris” 😂😂😂😂🤔😂🤔😂
@FooBarBash
@FooBarBash 7 лет назад
I mean, this was funny, and Hugh nailed it at the end, but I'm genuinely surprised there were no fields of wheat in there.
@IamKlaus007
@IamKlaus007 Год назад
After reading many responses from viewers, it's heartening to know that comedic material is always going to be relevant to the individual that finds it funny and the rest of us have to wait till a joke comes along we actually laugh at. Good thing we've ALL got a choice and find humour in different places.
@Maurice_Moss
@Maurice_Moss 5 лет назад
"Can I interest anyone in a new bus" 😂
@nedgilfoyle6083
@nedgilfoyle6083 6 лет назад
0:05 Sadly accurate
@pingudash2420
@pingudash2420 4 года назад
the returning officer one lol
@casbot71
@casbot71 3 года назад
0:25 "The Scottish people have spoken"… If only Frankie Boyle was on the panel that night.
@5joe
@5joe 5 лет назад
I’m the returning officer, it’s great to be back!
@indiachilds5373
@indiachilds5373 6 лет назад
Cut them a break Christ. There's a lot of hilarity here that isn't getting credited because of how 'terrible' the show supposedly is now certain people have left. Sure Hugh is a driving force here but you can't disregard some of the humour of the others because it's not at all unfunny. The show was never going to stay the same from the start and it's always had faltering moments. But consistently these videos get liked more than disliked anyway. Wouldn't it have been worse if it had been cancelled instead of continued after John Oliver left or after Frankie? Then instead of complaining about the content everyone would instead be complaining about 'that show' that had potential to be a long-running one. Give them a break and reward instead their continued efforts to come up with stuff on the spot. It certainly isn't easy.
@ScoopMeisterGeneral
@ScoopMeisterGeneral 5 лет назад
People just like to have something to complain about. Pay them no mind.
@maxmullen6337
@maxmullen6337 5 лет назад
India Childs. The show didn’t deteriorate because certain members left. It deteriorated because it became too self-regarding. Too much forced laughter, especially following weak jokes. It all seemed completely fake. These shows aren’t as spontaneous as they like us to believe but in recent times the Mock the Week just seems crass.
@ScoopMeisterGeneral
@ScoopMeisterGeneral 5 лет назад
@@maxmullen6337 That's your opinion, and it's certainly a valid one that I even agree with to an extent. But I think the point is that _most_ of the people who whine about how bad the show has become are usually referring specifically to the loss of people like Frankie Boyle
@happygoluckyscamp
@happygoluckyscamp 4 года назад
None of them have chemistry. That's what made the show
@grizzle273463
@grizzle273463 2 года назад
As an American all of these went completely over my head. :(
@crazyman8472
@crazyman8472 Год назад
“I do not make u-turns; but more importantly, I DO make u-turns!” 😜
@atticusv668
@atticusv668 5 лет назад
I love that fist bump at the beginning lol
@jakewhiston6461
@jakewhiston6461 7 лет назад
jimmy carr better get on the show and retaliate against that legend of a joke
@mollyanderson_smith4987
@mollyanderson_smith4987 4 года назад
He doesn't write his own jokes.
@hannahmcgahan8920
@hannahmcgahan8920 7 лет назад
I love Ed Gamble 😂😂😂😂 x
@aaronhurst4379
@aaronhurst4379 7 лет назад
Caroline Mucus, hahaha
@thesurgeon6473
@thesurgeon6473 7 лет назад
What would we do without Hugh or Milton? Even James Acaster was a bit off. The others were shocking!
@WeMuckAround
@WeMuckAround 7 лет назад
First Name Surname Agreed, it’s never going to be the same as when Frankie, Russell and Andy were on the lineup.
@thesurgeon6473
@thesurgeon6473 7 лет назад
WeMuckAround Oh, I don't know about that. Russell and Andy were about as funny as a kick in the bollocks. Your own bollocks. The second episode of this series was much better and was genuinely funny rather than just offensive
@mcsorley78
@mcsorley78 7 лет назад
I dono i enjoyed andy and russell quite alot. Wasn't a hugh fan of frankie however, to me it seemed like he was saying the same shit over and over again, but then again that's probably because i didn't really know many of the people he was joking about
@thesurgeon6473
@thesurgeon6473 6 лет назад
Theodore Bagwell - Good point. I'm not a huge Frankie fan, but I certainly enjoyed this show more with him. Although the Chris Addison era I think is the best
@James-bn8hq
@James-bn8hq 6 лет назад
The Surgeon love James Acaster but he wasn’t great here!
@ttuangpi1
@ttuangpi1 7 лет назад
Untie Boris 😂
@flo4223
@flo4223 7 лет назад
I was already gone at the first one 😂 man, I love this show!
@eherbert33
@eherbert33 5 лет назад
Take that!
@cassidyho939
@cassidyho939 7 лет назад
Could someone explain "The Returning Officer" punchline?
@philipwilson46
@philipwilson46 6 лет назад
In UK elections, the returning officer announces the results.
@theperennialwanderer
@theperennialwanderer 5 лет назад
Here’s one thing you wouldn’t hear: Sinn Fein have decided to take their seats in Westminster.
@dlwarren5340
@dlwarren5340 7 лет назад
oh shit we forgot the green party still existed.
@JeSuisRene
@JeSuisRene 3 года назад
Angela’s U-turns joke has aged quite nicely here.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
But more importantly, it _hasn’t_ aged quite nicely.
@arthurvasey
@arthurvasey Год назад
She’d make a good Prime Minister - the best looking one we would have had - not much of an achievement, given her predecessors - Haggy Maggie and Theresa May - at least Angela Barnes has got a cute nose!
@alsarrag
@alsarrag 7 лет назад
Loved it. let the ballot see the box! clever!
@TheArcher101
@TheArcher101 6 лет назад
Dara looking very in love in the picture at the end
@ulaytube9953
@ulaytube9953 7 лет назад
Quick question, I haven't seen MTW in a while...I know what happened to Frankie/Russell but wheres Andy, and who are the new regulars?
@spicylizard4020
@spicylizard4020 7 лет назад
love it 😂😂
@George-hr3vz
@George-hr3vz 7 лет назад
Tory majority? Not quite Hugh.
@joemoon2231
@joemoon2231 7 лет назад
"Things you DIDN'T hear during the election" :) :)
@joshw9455
@joshw9455 7 лет назад
G Three letters DUP
@innocentferret2365
@innocentferret2365 7 лет назад
With the DUP it comes out pretty much the same.
@LordAaronus
@LordAaronus 7 лет назад
it was before the results. just like on SNL they predicted Beyonce's twins was both boys
@jeffersonting8345
@jeffersonting8345 6 лет назад
G i
@henryjones5929
@henryjones5929 4 месяца назад
Love Milton jones
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 7 лет назад
Things you didn't hear in the election: A vision of the future containing hope
@stoufer2000
@stoufer2000 7 лет назад
I think you did hear it...
@itachi2011100
@itachi2011100 5 лет назад
The Jimmy Carr joke was so amazing.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
For those of us who don’t live in Britain, why Jimmy Carr?
@adampeckitt2391
@adampeckitt2391 Год назад
@@kylestubbs8867 All to do with his taxes
@apowerfulflower
@apowerfulflower 5 лет назад
I'm pretty sure Patrick Kielty did 'The truth' joke a couple of years back?
@diehardrvdfan22
@diehardrvdfan22 Год назад
Doesn't somebody always do it?
@chrisstar969
@chrisstar969 2 года назад
Has anyone seen the returning officer?
4 года назад
But now you YES-voters have got what you voted for: no cheap plumbers or cleaners, longer queues when traveling back to UK from EU, etc. Congratulations!!!
@richard6440
@richard6440 2 года назад
Congratulations!!! Thank You Very Much , Anytime :)
@LordAaronus
@LordAaronus 7 лет назад
omg new Mock the Week yaaaas... Kween Lizzie.
@gcrievous544
@gcrievous544 6 лет назад
It's always great when the round starts with a bang. Gets the audience raring to go XD
@ttuangpi1
@ttuangpi1 7 лет назад
Huge Denis carrying this show these days
@arthurvasey
@arthurvasey 3 года назад
JimmyTuang Hugh Dennis? Was that wishful thinking on the part of his dyslexic parents?
@adinh6342
@adinh6342 7 лет назад
Ah, how I miss the good old funny days...
@Bobo-wp2bw
@Bobo-wp2bw 7 лет назад
...of frankie boyle
@SuperEpicNiceGuy
@SuperEpicNiceGuy 6 лет назад
The first guy stole the 'the truth!' joke from Frankie Boyle
@deeya
@deeya 4 года назад
because it was so original when Frankie said it? Even the topic has been recycled. Give people a break, they're working with what they got.
@Jack-ci3do
@Jack-ci3do 7 лет назад
Hugh Dennis looks so done
@EzraDair
@EzraDair 6 лет назад
The truth bit is a dead horse joke . I’ve heard it over a million time on this show
@Stuartdouglas19
@Stuartdouglas19 6 лет назад
[rant alert] "That's a good idea" Seriously - you never hear the parties agree with each other. Even when something is quite plainly a good idea, the other parties want to look different, and don't want to be accused of copying policies. So instead they'll come up with some argument for the sake of arguing or come up with a way to turn it back on the party that suggested it ("well why hasn't this been done already"/"you didn't do this last time!") All parties are guilty of this - more concerned with their image than actually doing what's best for the country
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 2 года назад
"you never hear the parties agree with each other" Yes you do. Look at most of the laws around covid, for a recent example. Agreements aren't in the news as much, simply because "Pretty much everyone agrees that we should do X" is all there is to say about it, so it doesn't take up much time.
@moregasmthepowerful2959
@moregasmthepowerful2959 7 лет назад
It doesn't feel right without Andy, Frankie, Chris or Ed. Too stilted,
@peterc0358
@peterc0358 7 лет назад
Moregasm the Powerful Russell Howard is brilliant to
@mayzerify5525
@mayzerify5525 7 лет назад
PTMC brilliant? ehhhh
@peterc0358
@peterc0358 7 лет назад
Mayzerify have you watched good news?
@hadziano
@hadziano 6 лет назад
Totally agree. Russell is shite though
@jaggass
@jaggass 7 лет назад
''Mr Corbyn why did you sit on the floor of a Virgin train when there was plenty of seats available?''
@x_8643
@x_8643 4 года назад
Can anyone explain the returning officer joke?
@davimurph
@davimurph 3 года назад
The returning officer is the person who makes sure the election is conducted fairly and that the votes are counted properly, and then announces the result in each constituency (as in, people were asked who their MP should be, and this is the answer they gave in return. In the official jargon, they used to talk about the winning candidate being "returned" to Parliament).
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 3 года назад
Mickey Mouse! Why did you shout Mickey Mouse? Oh sorry what I meant to say was Donald Duck! Yes it was better when the Dark Destroyer said it.
@TanyaTurner06
@TanyaTurner06 7 лет назад
FFS come back Frankie
@jjnet123
@jjnet123 7 лет назад
TanyaTurner06 he was on the show after this called Frankie Boyle's new world order.
@eclectica1
@eclectica1 6 лет назад
FFS get over it. You and all your upvoting sheep.
@quimblyjones9767
@quimblyjones9767 6 лет назад
Yeah a shame he couldn't come on but he just couldn't fit through the doors anymore
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад
Why should I release Barabbas?!
@toxigames
@toxigames 7 лет назад
is Russell Howard going to be in this one?
@thesurgeon6473
@thesurgeon6473 7 лет назад
toxigames Hope not
@calinmarian98
@calinmarian98 7 лет назад
We'll support May ever more,said no conservative ever.
@x_8643
@x_8643 6 лет назад
THE TRUTH! Still gets me
@crazyman8472
@crazyman8472 4 года назад
“THE TRUTH!!!” 😜
@cddb5408
@cddb5408 5 лет назад
Why do they keep repeating "shag, marry, kill"
@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords 5 лет назад
I don't get the 'returning officer' jokes.
@5joe
@5joe 5 лет назад
Conway79 the returning officer is the person that announces the election results. They have the word “returning” in their name so the comedian has taken that literally and made him “return” in two different jokes. Hope this helps
@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords 5 лет назад
@@5joe Thanks
@phunkymind23
@phunkymind23 7 лет назад
That first joke has already been made on another election debate one.
@retnavybrat
@retnavybrat 6 лет назад
+James At Still fulfills the category, though. 🙂
@morgengabe1
@morgengabe1 6 лет назад
that mo sallahd bloke's hilarious
@huubhuijbens8816
@huubhuijbens8816 7 лет назад
The frist nine seconds deservs the nobel prize!!
@JaneDoe-ci3gj
@JaneDoe-ci3gj 6 лет назад
The truth! 👍
@Emily-yf7nh
@Emily-yf7nh 5 лет назад
SOMEONE SAID IT THE TRUTH
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад
For those in the American Presidential Elections, please choose wisely on your president because there will be much hatred.
@theluckiesteh9058
@theluckiesteh9058 7 лет назад
Still Got It.... |:)
@garyabbot4659
@garyabbot4659 7 лет назад
When do the jokes start?
@sagarvarsani7367
@sagarvarsani7367 7 лет назад
gary abbot 3:38
@expressrobkill
@expressrobkill 7 лет назад
the tory majority one is funny cos apparently the uk is a love hate relationship, we love money we hate people especially poor people.
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 7 лет назад
gary abbot I could do better: Jeremy Corbyn will be Prime Minister, whether you like it or not. And if you don't like it, it's straight to the gulag! We do not negotiate with terrorists... So, DUP, do you fancy forming a coalition? We must greatly improve Britain's security! Which is better, Norton or Kaspersky? When I get into power, there will be no u-turns. 'Brexit' means 'Brexit' means 'Fuck it, let's stay in Europe.'
@alexhollinghurst3945
@alexhollinghurst3945 7 лет назад
LemonZeppelin YES.
@davidlynch2006
@davidlynch2006 4 года назад
They don't mate
@juliaverrier
@juliaverrier 6 лет назад
Ed Gamble dressed in black. Have my children
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад
Would you please give a hand to the democratic candidate, and can we already say president, Hillary Clinton.
@gamecargo8115
@gamecargo8115 7 лет назад
Things you don't hear on Mock The Week: Funny jokes
@nmu3953
@nmu3953 7 лет назад
I'm surprised this show is still going without Frankie and all
@NoodlesTBograt
@NoodlesTBograt 7 лет назад
I remember when this show was funny
@x_8643
@x_8643 4 года назад
THE TRUTH
@pnvgordinho
@pnvgordinho 7 лет назад
Is Mock the Week coming back?. Please bring back Frankie.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
What makes you think he _wants_ to come back?
@FiFaAaronYT
@FiFaAaronYT 7 лет назад
Wow this show died off massively...
@willmonham8766
@willmonham8766 7 лет назад
xGrujic not really...love Marco btw
@muls9571
@muls9571 7 лет назад
xGrujic don't watch it then....
@googleaccofalex
@googleaccofalex 7 лет назад
It died when Frankie left
@lukerogers151
@lukerogers151 7 лет назад
Shockingly unfunny.
@emilyforrester
@emilyforrester 7 лет назад
Luke Rogers who, you? Cause you're right about that.
@emilyforrester
@emilyforrester 7 лет назад
Yes I did. Maybe you should try it as well. If you can get over yourself, it's actually pretty good.
@KingRogue
@KingRogue 7 лет назад
isaklevi1 thank you for that
@jaggass
@jaggass 7 лет назад
''BNP are just behind the Tories''
@danielmiller3596
@danielmiller3596 3 года назад
The truth? Every politician would be out of a job.
@DRAINPIPE57
@DRAINPIPE57 7 лет назад
Are all these jokes scripted or ad libs as feels like it alot on this show
@marrioman13
@marrioman13 7 лет назад
DAVID PYPER so they're either scripted, or unscripted? I mean, technically you must be right
@gwishart
@gwishart 4 года назад
The panellists know the topics for the stand-up rounds a few weeks in advance, some of them try out material in their standup gigs. They aren't told the questions for the other rounds, but since they're all based on news stories from the previous week they have a pretty good idea what will be covered.
@Henry-fd3et
@Henry-fd3et 7 лет назад
Wow this show has gone to shit since I last watched about 4 years ago. Thank god for Hugh Dennis.
@grendelsloth9950
@grendelsloth9950 7 лет назад
How can anyone not like Jeremy corben
@youngdolo8
@youngdolo8 7 лет назад
Am I the only one who completely dislikes that redhead?
@hadziano
@hadziano 6 лет назад
Sergeant Goldust no, she's shit.
@thelobsterperson
@thelobsterperson 7 лет назад
It's just not funny, is it?
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 4 года назад
And for today’s US Presidential Debate, the democratic candidate will have as much time as he or she likes. And if the republican candidate speaks, we’ll pull him from the ballot.
@Damotelli
@Damotelli 7 лет назад
Absolutely awful
@TheGratty20
@TheGratty20 7 лет назад
Not as funny without Frankie and Russell
@rowt2986
@rowt2986 5 лет назад
The first two ‘jokes’ were awful
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 2 года назад
What, you mean you can't handle "the truth"?
@GenericUsername-qp1ww
@GenericUsername-qp1ww 6 лет назад
*looks at Hilary Clinton* the truth
@garylouk8776
@garylouk8776 7 лет назад
Don't understand how people find this programme funny
@johnmaw6090
@johnmaw6090 6 лет назад
It's called a sense of humour
@nicocacci4070
@nicocacci4070 5 лет назад
It's just not funny!
@oliveroconnor5983
@oliveroconnor5983 7 лет назад
No where near as funny now
@JustGotALife
@JustGotALife 7 лет назад
They used the F word , demonetize youtube!!!
@jjnet123
@jjnet123 7 лет назад
JustGotALife fuck off 😂
@jay70328
@jay70328 4 года назад
James Acaster is not funny. He's barely intelligible
@phantomdaghost
@phantomdaghost 7 лет назад
They need to bring back frankie boyle,cos this shows not the same without him like if u agree
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
What makes you think Frankie Boyle _wants_ to come back?
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 2 года назад
"Like if u agree" -- zero likes in four years.
@dominicsmith4747
@dominicsmith4747 2 года назад
Ed gamble, one of the least funny "comedians" around and all he does is shout. Hugh and milton are the only ones worth watching.
@statman2003
@statman2003 3 года назад
Has anyone seen the returning officer?
@richard6440
@richard6440 2 года назад
Any messages ? :)
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