My wife and I had been married for 19 years, and we had 3 lovely children. This guy just showed up in his McLaren one day and took them all away from me
If this guy actually thinks that a woman with a boyfriend would dump said boyfriend for him just because he pulled up in a fancier car, he is BEYOND needing help. Also, if you're that boyfriend, and she dumps you for that reason, she probably isn't someone you want in your life anyway.
Average conversation with that guy: "If it was a contest between you and me, I'd win. I have 50 million power and a five star wazoo in Rise of Kingdoms! I chose the Viking civilization because we get an extra war boost, and that's how I steal your girls. I could destroy your city in an instant." "But dude, I don't even play Rise of K-" "You think you're so tough with you big muscles, huh, big muscle man? I pity you. You need to get these dumb muscles to feel secure, while me? I've got all the money in the world with only a Mclarin to show for it. You are more stupider than I." "Buddy you're built like two french fries stuck tog-" "If we both drove up to your girl, she'd obviously pick me with my 50 million power and Mclarin! Haha!"
Well @@Hereoneavailableif he had a good personality he would do just fine with the ladies. I'm the same body type as him, probably thinner actually but I've never ever had trouble getting GFs or even just links. It's all about personality! Oh and being handsome helps.
“In a feast or famine world, women will always take the best case scenario” Exactly. I want a man who works on himself both physically and mentally, won’t leave me for another when he gets bored of me and doesn’t put down others to build his own ego. That’s the best case scenario
How many good men have you left cuz they bored you or have you impulsively cheated on cuz the dude in front of you got your wideset super soaker goin and was in the moment more exciting than the good man you had at home?
@@goofygoober8774 dude, expressing your own insecurities by accusing some random girl on the internet of things that you just made up in your head isn't really cool. It just screams "I'm a nice guy" and " all women bad" attitude.
"...but he is built like 2 french fries ductaped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle..." Damn, Charlie always blows up with these kind of frases. Legendary! 😂😂😂
Looks, sounds, and lives like a 19-year old Andrew Tate fan whose mom still pays their rent, all he buys is whiteboards, beer, and Gatorade lmao. What a fuckin loser
Who cares? people like these are beyond help. The best thing to do is just ignore them and move on with your lives. They will fall eventually and when they did, they do not deserve any help at allz
@@marksantiago9841 Not necessarily the greatest attitude. Yea his behavior sucks, but he isn't committing any crimes. People can grow and we must allow them to when they decide to make that change
I hope he gets help. Everyone deserves getting help so they become a better person. If we dont help those people then we get more of those people... However i do agree to just keep going on with our lives, dont harass him, dont bother him and go on with our livesm
"What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates. Maybe it was someone else who told this quote but the point still stands. I'm a really skinny guy but doing exercises and feeling my body improve is one hell of an achievement for me.
there was also a similar quote from a greek philosopher, “The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.” however it doesn't really apply to him because he fails in both
The fact that he said, "more stupider" as a claim that going to the gym makes one dumber and NOT realizing that he just butchered the English language makes it fucking hilarious.
For me its the insults at Toyota Corrolla that irritates me, he has no clue what sort of Corrolla owners are out there waiting to call him out and his rented Mclaren (a car thats not even build well)
Nah I'm sure they definitely do. And it must be exhausting. I've met plenty of dudes like this in real life, alot of them are absolutely full of shit about their accomplishments, but it's pretty clear they feel like they need to because they have a warped mentality that if they don't constantly keep up the front then they're a joke. Not realizing how very clear it is that it's a front.
The best part is that Charlie is everything this guy wants to be. Wealthy, healthy, famous, satisfied with his life with a girlfriend who loves him and a crowd of followers who like him for who he is, rather than the money he makes. The lifestyle this guy says you need as a wealthy person is completely disproved by Charlie's existence.
I love moist critical. He just puts it as it is. He never fails to make a video that makes me smile, but also wonder. It was very good at covering the major stories on the Internet.
Stop ass-kissing watch you’re gonna feel really stupid when you find out that moist critical is actually a creep or something and goes to prison the next year😂
This dude is living proof that some guys think having a girlfriend is just a way to show off. It's straight up idiotic at how these kinda guys see girls as just objects to show off.
He doesn't even understand how having a meaningful relationship can impact your life, it's like he only saw fake gold digger pranks in school. Kinda sad.
As a woman, I can assure you the majority of us are disgusted by insecure men who think they can make panties drop by showing off their wealth in public. I laughed at how pathetic he sounded when he said he could get any woman he wants just by showing up in his expensive car. The only people guys like him attract are those with the same egotistical, self-absorbed mindset. We just want a partner who loves, respects and treats us kindly, that’s it. 👍
Yeah I agree. That personality alone is repulsive and doesn’t sound like he really thinks a lot about women. Sure, the car is nice and may get your attention initially, but it wouldn’t hold my attention for long. If a guy was built like him but a sweetheart, then that’s when I’d consider. Like one of the most attractive things for me is when a guy is nice to animals honestly.
Not to mention those guys that only do the top work outs and have bulging arm muscles but tiny legs and body's lolol. Ew. Just ew. But even then I'm not gonna drop everything just coz you work out. Sure there's attraction but... If you are a deush then no, just bugger off lolol
Speaking as someone who had no idea what a mclaren even was before this video, I think it's funnier if he tried to show off his fancy cars to people who have no idea what those kinds of cars are even for or about. I don't think he realises that showing off fancy sports cars only applies to people who also know about those cars as well.
"All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider." Ahh, yes, spoken like a true scholar. You can really tell his English is getting more better.
I like how he keeps saying "between me and you, your girl will always pick me," as if him driving an expensive car and bragging about not cooking will make him instantly irresistible.
I suck at talking to any woman, but I know how to cook, and I know women like that sort of thing because it's genuine and is an actual skill unlike this bozo with his fake ass lifestyle
for real bro is trying to flex that he can have shitty partners with no morals or good taste in men flock to him like okay? keep them lol we dont want them if theyre like that
Active Power, inc. in Madison, Ohio sells decent quality, cheap McLaren kits. All you need is a 1980's Corvette donor car, which costs significantly less than a real McLaren. Finding audio files of any engine are easily found online. With respect to Bruce McLaren, 1937-1970.
Being honest, C4 corvettes are cool as they are. You don't need to pretend it to be something else. It's not a McLaren, of course, but they are great daily drive. I had one for some time and I liked it. The only thing I didn't like was the digital futuristic dashboard. But each of their own.
This entire video had me in tears! Hilarious! The "facts" dude was absolutely owned by those women! He must have been incredibly unlucky to have picked consecutive confident and independent ladies. I also don't know where the small insecure little gentleman is getting his information.. not all of us are gold diggers and or money hungry. Why the fuck would I like a dude for money? I can make my own. I've been with the same dude for 8 years, we literally don't have to say any words, we can communicate through looks, but he also let's me talk non stop for an entire road trip. He puts up with my strange historical documentary obsession. He knows my favorite foods, my fears, the small things that make me genuinely happy. It's a good reminder to not become complacent or take what you have for granted.
Truth! Money isn't shit compared to a person you enjoy spending time with who treats you well and genuinely cares about you. My partner may not be rich, but that doesn't matter, because we're happy. Relationships aren't as shallow as the "facts" dude seems to think, and I almost feel sorry for him. On a related note, 8 years is a solid amount of time! I'm always happy to hear about long, loving relationships. I'm really bad with keeping track of stuff like that, but I've been with my partner for about 4 or 5 years (which is actually really trippy, not gonna lie)
@calibricalypso For someone to "think" that money is happiness is absolutely absurd. For arguments sake, if he didn't really believe in what he says, it's an extremely toxic message to spread to younger or more impressionable individuals. 5 years is a long, solid relationship! I still can't believe 8 years has passed for myself. I still consider myself young, but I think it's debatable. Haha. I met my significant other when I was 24. Being happy with finding someone, feeling comfortable, and just being accepted for you is really a special feeling.
@Proud_Slav Absolutely. If my nephews came across someone like him and took his words to heart, I'd be really upset, and I'd imagine I'm not the only one out there who would feel that way for their younger relatives or children. And yeah, I agree that having a happy, healthy relationship is a wonderful thing. I wish you and your partner many more years of joy. :)
If "my girl" left me for him I'd be upset but then I'd be glad because no one should have a partner who takes the first opportunity to "upgrade". What a nice person he is to help me realize this. Thank you, you are my hero.
I always found it silly when guys think driving up with a nice car will get any girl. If I see a cool car my reaction is "nice car" not "I have to leave my boyfriend for the guy in that car". Honestly if your girlfreind left you that easy you probably dodged a bullet.
When he talked about like, if you don't make less than 10 k, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, I literally thought, what are you going to do send, iron Legion on somebody?
"I don't cook, I don't clean" I don't know why but that shit cracked me up. Like yeah women totally want a man who cant take care of themselves when need be and constantly needs other people to do shit for him like a man child.
@@firejoe283 That's a good point I haven't seen addressed at all. Security is being able to work yourself out of any situation. This dude would curl up in a ball and cry at any situation that can't be solved with a few thousand dollars.
@Eugène Onéguine also if you have a skill that he doesn't have... you can do for him and overcharge him. He may not know better lol That's just assuming he's actually rich.
TickTox guy: Hey gir- Man: No. His GF: Sorry about him. What he meant to say was to say "Hell no!" TaxTorques guy: *Sound of a 3 year old having a tantrum*
As a single 20 something year old man still living with his parents and still loving most the things he's enjoyed since he was a kid I can safely say I am more secure in my masculinity than this guy.
This guys is a joke, I’m skinnier and uglier and I’m still confident this guy couldn’t steal my girl. The “two French fries taped to a noodle” line had me cracking tf up 😂
@@GregGallagher ha yea right there with ya, I'm just a former depressive and will run across traffic to make a stranger feel better about themselves if I can.
I showed my girl his videos and all she could do was laugh hysterically. Especially the thing he said about being able to steal your girl. The only way I can imagine him stealing anyone's girl is with a van and a taser. He probably would still need help getting the body into the van tho
I'm part of the small percentage of critikal's female audience & I *also* laughed out loud when he said he could steal your girl. If he was the last man on earth, I'd sooner let him chase me around the world than go on one date with this guy. Like...not to judge a book by its cover, but every single dude whose expressed attraction towards me that had the same look/energy as this kid ultimately ended up STALKING ME. As well as attemted forced entry, threats of violence, threats of self harm, harassment, etc amongst them. One date with an albino string bean like that & youre guarunteed at least a year of fearing for your safety.
if you got the urge to break his bones then he got to you. I feel more sympathy for his delusions and how theyre not gonna get him anywhere in life.... always sad to see a person overcompensate to the point of stupidity for their insecurities/shortcomings.
@@pepi560 He isn't "getting to anybody", he's saying this shit because he's insecure trying to make shitty points, not because he's trying to be Joker in the Dark Knight angering Batman.
I’m lactose intolerant, zero fighting experience and have a shit left knee at 19. I can definitely get that guy down with a kick to the family jewels, but I guess he rented those as well
Probably not, because clout demons thrive on traffic. This stuff only works on the lowest of the low, so the trick is to cast the widest net possible kind of like how a blue whale takes in a lot of water just to filter out some tiny shrimp or whatever it eats.
@@ethanhoward8506 ur a fucking nerd for copy and pasting that on multiple comments, you are actually so cringey. This is not "obviously a parody" he's clearly playing it up and trying to make it look believable. A parody would mean he'd be saying funny things making fun of them, not outright pretending to be one of them... I dont think you know what a parody is at all. Look up a "parody" to any song and you can see a very stark difference between a "parody" song and an original. This guy is literally playing up his confidence, but it's by no means a "parody"
@@ethanhoward8506 It doesn't really matter. It still causes more harm than laughs. What exactly is so funny about spewing bullshit PUA rhetoric? Ppl said the same thing in defense to andrew taint and look at where he is now.
It's not that these people lack a personality, it's that they lack any concept of one. They see everything in as basic and materialistic a way as possible. So if you go with a guy like this, you might get some nice toys, but you're getting the emotional depth of a puddle. He's barely sentient - lights on but no one is home.
"If I pull up in this, your girl's coming with me." What is gen z smoking that they come up with shit like this lmfao. If this guy or any other guy pulled up in a McLaren and said "hey babe, come with me" my girlfriend would cry from laughing so hard. And shave your mustache, you're barely out of high school. 4 years ago you were batman for Halloween. Crazy.
