I did my own coke but only after I sold it. alot of customers where always like hey you wanna do some next thing you know it's two hours later and we did an 8 ball lmao I guess it mainly just slowed down the flow of things for me
He unironically would make a great lecturer or professor. He's so good at cramming in a lot of information into this format and hold attention. I'm a biology PhD with no interest in drugs, and I care way more about science than money. It's just my life style. This guy has held my attention completely for all of the episodes so far, it's so interesting. Thanks for making these.
Yeah he's full of shit. Dude claims he sold to "users" not buyers yet he goes all the way to Colombia to get his product. Yeah right. Not to mention Peru overtook Colombia long ago on coke exportation to the u.s. He been watching too much TV.
@@chazzbranigaan9354 except he never used his own supply. You guys clearly haven't watched all his videos. And he DID have buyers, just not the more north he went or more northeast, which is generally why prices go up unless you have people smuggling in large amounts and have those buyers, but either way the price goes up. Here, he is just talking about his very first experience. Is you listen to ALL his videos you WI figure out quickly that he grew from here, greatly.
Its probably a case that if he's not a good story teller or talker, you end up not being able to talk yourself out of a bad situation. You either get jailed or shot if you can't talk. So the situation naturally encourages talkers. The real Freeway Rick Ross (this guy times 100) is a good talker like this guy is.
I love that the way you took a break is he flew to Columbia and sourced the biggest discount on cocaine you’ve ever had in your life, so basically you took a break to get out of the business or to clear your head and you went and made some of the biggest deals of your entire life
That’s just how it goes. Try to stop working and you keep on doing it anyway. And that applies to any industry… Bert kreischer was supposed to take a break and relax and decompress. He ended up making a whole ass tv show 😂
ThIS cHAnNeL iS gUnA BloW uP. Let me get this right, you not a very active commenter, but when you do you say what every other lame says. I can see why you don't comment, you can't be original. Reminds me of them people that put shit like "if you see this your gonna have something good come your way today".
@@lovemacheen9189 I guess it's better than lurking around the comment section waiting to label other peoples comments as lame, without realising just how lame that is. I mean c'mon, did you think you were dropping some deep insight into the human condition with this little nugget of information? Oh wise wizard of the comment section, please impart more of your deep wisdom into who should say what and where. For I was blind to the ways of the world until you opened my eyes and showed everyone just how deep your knowledge is. Thank you for the clarity you have shown me. Now go tell your mom you want another hot pocket before your friends arrive to play more dungeons and dragons or some shit like that.
@@monkeytrumpet11 fuck man, you've really go me questioning my life. Oof. How ive been so wrong in my ways. My mom's dead. Although a hot pocket does sound nice. How old are you that your go to is dungeons and dragons?
Love the details in your storytelling and the follow up explanations. If I had two lives- I’d definitely waste this one and go into business.. get money or die trying!
He's not wrong about Australia. I moved here from New York over 20 years ago and when I was out partying and someone told me how much a gram was my head almost exploded
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I grew up in a similar environment in California! This man has been on target with everything he said! The only slight difference I seen was those different cultural gangs having rules and not a free market in the US! The Americans of Mexican descent having to pay a street tax and the cartels only being allowed to sell in certain areas is something I witnessed in Los Angeles! But besides that you were spot on on every last topic
It's not that the cartels are only allowed to sell in certain areas it's just a rather respect each other and stay out of each other's way and make money then spill blood I don't know which one he says it in but he hits the nail on the head when he said that people from South of the Border are very business oriented people they care more about money and expanding their business which honestly is the right way to do it if you're going to sell drugs ain't nobody got time to get emotional and nobody got time to worry about who disrespected who if you don't got that bag for me keep it moving
I can go to any wholesaler I know buy a bunch of product and then sell it without any other gangs or families targeting me for selling. "I don't sell drugs by the way"
@@anthonymort5202 You watch too many movies! I actually lived that life! There is Big organization that control areas! lol you don't get to just say don't step on my toes so we can all make money and live peacefully! You step out of line or into someone else's territory and that's it it's over!
@@Personalapocalypse77. oh no I'm not interested in trying it out thanks tho 🙏 I'm one of the "gone legal" people he speaks of but it's still very educational
Colombia has one of the best currency exchange rates relative to the dollar of any country in south america - and they are well developed (better than the US in some places). i have several friends who are choosing to become expats there. A normal help desk job done completely over the phone, but paid in USA dollars, if you do that job in Columbia - you are pretty wealthy. You can go to the nicest restaurants every night, order the lobster, steak, wine, whatever - and it's like going to Starbucks in the USA. You don't notice the $15-$25 you paid for that dinner. A friend of mine told me a few days ago that maid service, two maids, in his high-end condo costs him $12. He gives them a $10 tip and they are smiling ear to ear. I have no interest in the drug game at all, but I'm thinking about going to Columbia! And not to mention that the women are beautiful! What's there not to like about Columbia? My boy actually got robbed in Columbia - he got set up by a chick - some Columbians broke into his condo while he was out and took all of his stuff. He told me that, after he got over that - he just needed a few paychecks to recover, he still couldn't imagine coming back to the United States because he's gotten so used to the baller lifestyle he is living there.
@@morganharper6611 bro I’m from a country where pure grams cost almost $500 and I’ve seen it done here can’t imagine it’d be hard in America where it’s cheaper
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@@theconnectpod word, I’ve been watching since before ‘sick joke’ If you ever came to Little Rock, I could possibly put you in connect with some ex darkweb Roxie and Xanax dealers.
Found your channel today, mate! Love how you tell these stories and the detail you put into them. I'd love to chat with you. I have so many questions about this life!
People say this all the time and it annoys me so much. The drug game is so lucrative because it involves so much violence, laws that restrict its flow, and the addictive nature of it which makes it sell itself. Not one single other business out there has all these qualities in one product. A drug dealer, even a high-level one, will never be a good businessman because legitimate business is not run with violence and a product that sells itself. Good businessmen don't sell drugs, period, because it always ends with death or prison
@@michaelgeorge4643if you think legal businesses don't have violence in them that's a little naive. There were stories where I live of corporations going to war and getting each other's subordinates and members arrested and framed and stuff some of them were hiring gangs to kill the competitors
I’ve been trying to find a side hustle and couldn’t pick between selling weed or coke. This video helped me come to a conclusion that coke is the right choice. Thanks for the help Johnny!
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Saw a documentary about the Miami coke scene by some of the smuggling kingpins. They apparently had a super simple system of just flying it in on little private air planes, Cesna size craft. Just this small group of guys who all had pilots licenses were flying it in on these pond hoppers, nothing complicated, because the planes were so small, easy to land at private airports and not deal with Customs or Border Patrol, they apparently moved tens of millions of dollars up from South America, just loading tiny little personal aircraft.
This guy reminds me of dealers from the 70's. No violence or threats just business. Good dealers were friendly and trustworthy if that makes sense for criminals. Most of them were not users and just cared about the money.
@@uchihasasuke7436 You realises that 1970 was 52 years ago. That means being 18 and interacting with a drug dealer in 1970 makes you 70 year old? If you have ever bought drugs, or literally anything at all, they not aggressive or you wouldn’t even fucking talk to them to be begin with. My coke dealer is a pretty young girl who drives a little hatch back. It’s just like the 70s just business and friendly. I smile at her, ask about her day, then buy drugs…… Just like the 70s.
The guy from Silk Road actually is from Texas and went to the university that I am currently attending and is probably our most famous alumnus of all time lmao
What does you (anyone) not doing drugs have to do with liking this channel? And what makes it so funny? That post sounds like something you'll write while high on c*ke. Because you're paranoid someone you know reading your post and thinking Andrew Caraway might get high if he like this content.
Wow. Either you or RU-vid erased your reply to me Andrew. But I saw it before erased and I definitely hit a nerve. That wasn't my intention and was thinking you'll just laugh a little bit at the post. But seeing how most people on this site are mentally ill racist incels who's only purpose in their meaningless life is to insult people online I can't really blame you for thinking otherwise.
The authorities in the UK probably have much lower prison sentences for distributing cocaine because the financial firms in the City of London almost certainly need mountains of the stuff to fuel their financial trading operations!
There is no greater feeling than finishing some coke and hitting up you dealer at 3am only for him to respond and say hes got you. Nothing worse than a coke dealer that goes to bed early lmao.
He describes what good/pure product looks like, and I agree, but I can truthfully say that the best I ever had was powdery. The stuff we normally say is good is the fish scale stuff that gets damp in a humid room, but this product was like actual powder. I have never had anything like it. I remember I got it on New Years Eve, so maybe the dealer sold it for the special occasion. His grams were actually half grams because he did not cut. I normally judge the quality by how long the effects of a gram last and I was still flying the next morning. I am familiar with meth and am sure it was not diluted with amphetimines
Found your channel today , just watched all the episodes and I seen the new video was premiering in 53 minutes and I had EXACTLY 53 minutes left of videos before that 🤯
Surely you could get the shipment onto a private plane going over Australia, put the shipment on palettes with small parachutes and drop the shipment off some where in the desert. Fit a tracking device to the shipment, that gives coordinates to the team on the ground. Do a long desert run making sure they have enough water, use 3/4 heavy duty 4 x 4’s with extreme tyres and suspension to do the run. Could do that once a month to bring in tons. Always different drop points, change colour of the vehicles and the number plates of the vehicles each time. Only need to do that for a short time frame- maybe 8/9 months and walk away. Money made. Job done
Nah, usually its smuggled via commercial ships and gets dumped onto boats up the coast before reaching port. Either that or it gets hidden in shipping containers.
You really think you can fly a plane that can carry a ton of coke in some sort of a prachutablw container into Australian airspace, drop stuff and get out, and they wouldnt care? Either, your first 10 Flights will all be for the plane or this aint happening. Also, were does this pretty big aircraft have its homebase where do you load such a plane? and lastly how flies it?
Cell phone order for coke/weed. Yeah, I see that every weekend in Austin. Dudes on sport bikes with backpacks on zipping around the streets late at night.
I know (knew) a guy who got caught with a number of kilos and machine guns in Chicago in 1989 and got sentenced to a century in prison. They commuted his sentence to 60 years and he got out in 2019 after 30 years in prison time served. He died in a car wreck after a year of being free. This man may or may not be my uncle. I heard many good stories like this RU-vid dude is conveying. Wish I had the same idea
Great Story teller. Hard for me to believe the Authenticity of his stories thou. His math simply doesn’t Add Up. He said he got an oz for $700 and resold it for $75 a g profiting $400. Simple Mathematics. If the story was true he’d profit $1400‼️ Then he said a 1/2 a key was 16 oz’s lol Wrong!!!! It’s 18 oz. Or am I tripping 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️😂😂😂
My buddy was one of the guys who would hoard all of the weed he could get and then get it out during the drought and double the money he woulda got for it earlier
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My best friends I grew up with were raided in a multi year investigation, multi million dollar bust in Canada. I know a thing or two about how actual big time dealers operate. This guy 100% sounds like he's full shit.
That’s what I’m thinking man. I know he dabbled and got a case over it. But all the other stuff seems like he’s making it up on his feet. If you watch his different interviews, you will hear the same story he talks about here but it has inconsistencies. And why did he buy 5 kilos of weed in Columbia while he was on vacation? I know he wasn’t going to smuggle it back up here. The weed down there is shit quality compared to the US. Especially when he had the connects he supposedly had.
At the risk of blowing your head up more lol, you’re doing great man. How you are putting this all together and driving traffic is brilliant. Using your talents and experience to bring people in and get hooked is so impressive.
This is like going to college. Cocaine 101 ! You’re good. Facts and no bullshit. Very interesting and after this I’m going on kayak to buy a ticket to Australia ! Seriously, I think you could start a business doing anything and you’d be a success. Thank the nuns at catholic school for your drive and determination. 😊
"If I could have gotten that kilo that I had purchased that day in Colombia back in 2009, if I could have gotten that to Sydney, 1 kilo, I could have bought a house with it" Not in Sydney you couldn't.
This is good enough to be on a TV network! Straight to the point, very informative and interesting, the description and visuals were great! Really puts you in the environment while you're listening! 👍
I didn't like selling coke for that reason ppl call you all night I like to sleep at night I sold dope cause they came early and I wouldn't see them till the next morning.
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I have only had coke once here in Australia I found about a gram of coke on the ground I knew exactly what it was as soon as I tasted it my lips and tongue went numb right away so I got hight all weekend but I saw the guy who dropped it he was looking around around for something right were he dropped it I didn't say anything it was funny poor guy
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I agree.. they do bumps in South America for a reason.. maybe he was exaggerating the size .. he made it sound like he railed a gram line .. which is way too much (if it’s pure.. like he said). A massive one gram line, or even half gram of pure can EASILY kill someone.
700 an ounce is a good price. 20 years ago you could get them for around 500 but that was 20 years ago. now a days in the Midwest you are looking at around a grand.
Some people might not be happy about you sharing trade secrets with the world. But this is awesome and very interesting. Keep up the good work just please be careful disclosing certain aspects of the drug trade
Ain't no secrets being exposed here, you can hear the same shit from a 10 minute vice video. Nothing he's said leads me to believe he was, is or knew anybody in the game.
Not to mention, anybody who was actually associated with a cartel would not name drop them with their face fully visible. He just put up a bounty on his head by saying “I dealt with the Sinaloa Cartel”
I have moments where he's like I kind of feel like this guy's bullshitting but as someone who has been in the drug market he has a very good understanding of it one that would really only come from being in it
His math is way off saying 75/g he makes 400 profit per zip at 700 per. Then he says a half ki is 16oz. If you’re in the game at any level and can’t recall these basic facts then I smell BS.
As the Forrest Gump of the game I seen first hand what this man is talking about from street level up to Lieutenant level and was very privy to conversations. From TJ to San Felipe to Mexicali. From Panama to PR and the DR, left coast and right. Oh and can't forget Florida in the late 80s. Man your 100% puro! That's, uh all I can say about that.
Spot on about the situation in the UK. Huge amounts of straight people who would never take psychoactive drugs or smoke weed, use coke. All ages and from all walks of ordinary life. It's a massive market and must be a huge money spinner for anyone involved. People I know who use coke just phone a number and get a delivery in minutes.
Bro I subscribed right away just after hearing one interview that you gave a new that okay this guy here is going to be awesome he's going to give the realness on it not just act like he's king and yes the way you describe things and your mannerisms a person can listen to you for an entire hour and still want to know more
Give this guy $2k and he’ll be talking about blow for the whole weekend. Jokes aside this guys storytelling is amazing and the production side of this series is enabling a great connection between the audience and protagonist. The lens choice, ambient lighting and recurring compositional choices, are excellent for depicting a topic that is culturally entrenched into the whole world. This show is already an inspiration for me after just finding out about it a couple hours ago. I’ve watched every episode. I’d like to come in contact you guys about the production side of your film series. I’m a director/producer/key grip I do it all. Where u guys at 😆 -Morgan
Selling to only customers and not other smaller dealers is literally the complete opposite of what you should do if you don't want to get jammed up. The fact that he even said that makes me think that a lot of what he just said is cap. On top of that he said he was getting ropes for 700, and than selling them at $75 a gram, and making only $400 in profit when he actually should've been doubling his money and making $700 in profit if he was paying $700 for an Oz and than selling those 28gs at $75 a pop. Not saying he never sold coke, or drugs in general he most likely did. But I doubt it was at the level that he's saying it was at. Speaking from experience here.
He’s 100% bullshit. He doesn’t do coke but he can tell purity by taste, sure bro. Coke rocks are a sign of purity??? You can wet n press it to rock it up easy, he’s never sniffed it in his life. He’s an actor
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I remember when your clip of getting punched lead me to first find out about your crazy story. The moment I saw this channel I instantly remembered and am glad you’re seizing the opportunity to share this info for all of us! Keep it up man it’s really great informative stuff
@@MuzzaHukka he called some cholo gangster wannabe he's tougher than the gangster cuz he did time and didn't snitch. Said the small guy would have to snitch or something like that. Dude got up on stage and threw a haymaker
Idk why but he a damn good story teller lol it's like ur in a classroom, but actually listenin to the teach lol man I may be addict in recovery but I wouldn't couldn't turn down some pure
Pretty much how I got hooked on free base. When they started putting up the blimp and balloons off FL I had to go looking in all the wrong places for herb
@@Bondhio very true. It makes sense most new channels are found with shorts. I saw a short, came to the channel and just happened to go to the first video instead of watching all the short videos. Usually the channel will have hundreds of thousands of subscribers with very little views of the long form videos like you said.
