THIS IS SOME GOOD HERESY! - Reacting to YOUR Warhammer 40k memes 

To give an idea of how terrible the Black Rage is, when the Black Rage first manifested in the Blood Angels during the Siege of Terra, most of the Blood Angels planetside started murdering the Traitor Legions super hard and screaming about killing Horus like lunatics, and it was so bad that the Traitor Legions didn't just retreat, they *RAN AWAY IN FEAR.* For those that don't know, the Emperor proclaimed that his Space Marines would 'know no fear', and by God did he mean it; all Space Marines are psychologically conditioned through hypnotic indoctrination and CRUSHING training to essentially stop feeling fear, so the threat of pain, torture, death, and the existential dread of the 40k universe stops affecting them entirely, and it takes a LOT to override that conditioning and make a Space Marine feel genuine fear towards something, which is why Konrad Curze and the Night Lords were so infamous during the Heresy; they ran terror campaigns against the Loyalist Legions and they *ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED* in scaring them, although that's more a reflection of Konrad's prodigious knowledge and mastery over psychological warfare, because the Night Lords Legion as a whole are cowards and scum that flee the moment they think they might be in a dangerous situation. Back on topic, making Space Marines afraid is hard, but when the _World Eaters,_ the blood-crazed berserking psycho-murderers of Khorne, and the _Emperor's Children,_ the depraved degenerates of Slaanesh that _get off_ on being stabbed to death, are both *RUNNING AWAY IN FEAR* you KNOW it's bad...

The Lammenter's one is is just.... Sad...

Baalbuddy is classic, but "Life never gave us lemons" has been living rent-free in my head for the past month!

44:08 I mean, the God Emperor has been canonically confirmed by Malcador to be a master shape shifter in one of the 40K books. So much so that even the Emperor often wondered if people saw their visage the way he intended, or if mid conversation/situation he would just stop functioning as a physical being. Like talking without any mouth movements, or accidentally thinking out loud into the Warp itself. Or his physique shifting into other forms subconsciously because of how much power he had, and how second nature his shape shifting became. Given that in 40K lore, he was beings like Jesus and Moses before his first Galactic Crusade, it is possible.

32:35 classic Big E

"18 primarchs" Omegon enters the chat

the reason why they can't move the emperor is because one: nobody truly knows how the throne works and so tinkering with it to get the emperor into a dreadnaught would moast probably shut off his lifesupport and kill him for good seccondly: the emperor is currently used as a psychic waypoint for all of the imperial fleets warpers in order to get back home

Please watch "If the emperor had a text-to-speech device" I beg of you!

24:21 "descends on me like a Vogon on a poetry convention" that is a hell of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. The Vogon (the ones who blew up Earth to make way for an intergalactic super highway) are retorted to have some of the worst poetry in existence, second only to an Earthling who wrote poetry about dead and rotting swans. They literally use their poetry as torture against other species and were quite surprised when the human was able to give them subjective criticism instead of anguished screaming.

29:50 so it was once the case that 40K was *basically* Warhammer Fantasy but in the future. Every faction was represented at first (there were legitimately futuristic skaven and dwarves), but over the years a lot of them got ret-conned away or declared extinct in the lore.

As part of the Penitent Crusade, no, the Lamenters arent allowed to replenish their numbers

Do you know the most famous joke about Warhammer in Russia? That ultramarines love soup, and Giliman is a soup cook. This is all because of the soundtrack Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine (2011). To Russian ears it is perceived differently. (not a translation, but the words sound similar) Verse "Oh, we made a wonderful soup, oh great soup they made" chorus "eat soup, hot soup" (translated what I hear into English)

Fun fact, that Sigmarite in Mark of Chaos won that fight against the bloodthirster. He shows up later on in the Mark of Chaos game as Brother Gunther. 29:00

Lmao I made you chortle

The reason many people like Perturabo is that he is both a petulant man-child, but hyper competent

FOR THE EMPOEROR!

32:21 his name is Headbang. Inquisitor Headbang

makari and warhammer meme, this is an amazing video

31:51 Dorn moment

WH40K is just "Star Wars but it's written by your edgy little brother."

50:50 OOF. I have like 4k points worth of Tyranids (I am too scared to do the math) unpainted on my shelf... (Though I also bought them only last year going into autumn and there has literally not been a single day since then that would allow me to use spray primer. ARGH.)

Perturabo adjacent represent!

Great video mak

18:01 those are actually the Charnel Guard not the Flesh Tearers!

*me thinking of the sisters of silence over the sisters of battle.* Hmm, yes. Adding on, krieger gals And abother odd crossover, skarbrand the exiled in fantasy straight up has a chainaxe. Not some daemon weapon. it's a 40k chainaxe.

Dont forget. Pertorabo is based and Speaks Ork,eldar and Mechanicus fluent

43:07 😅😅😅😅oh shoot

2 isnt gone, just never existed. 2... idk what two is

that thumbnail she so happi

Unfortunately the emperor can't become a dreadnaught or some kind of super dreadnaught. Because if he or the golden throne left Terra then the hole magnus the red opned up would let demons invade Terra. So no Dreadperor for you XD The emperor is literally sitting on the toilet like that dude from dreamcatcher while the alien buttsnakes are trying to get in and nom Terra.

Tits out for God-Emperor

53:50, Where da bolt go?

Can some one give me a link to the emperor dreadnaught meme

Lemons!

27:03 ah I see you also listen to perfection by divide music!😀

Unironically Mark of Chaos is a severely underrated Warhammer fantasy rts especially when your hero starts dueling an enemy hero and you get to use their cool over the top duel skills and abilities, plus the Chaos the storyline where you get to choose between Nurgle or Korne and get demons attuned to each one to help and the ending is changed too based on the one you choose. Also, you have got to play or atleast try Total War Warhammer it's so good and so fun and the amount of factions and lords you can play as are ridiculous, also Druchii > all other Warhammer fantasy races.

you should watch also watch this "Average vs Russian Lore Channels | Warhammer 40k meme" and also this "WH40k Dawn of War Soulstorm [Guilty Gear Opening Parody]" those are good

Whats worse is that, Lore wise, Lizardmen have been debuffed heavily. Skinks are human sized while Saurus are the size of Ogres.

I think the Abalard meme only works if you have played Rouge Trader man is a chad and pretty much hard carries lol

Drogan, really

I got a question, maybe not appropriate one. Is Makari male or female, originally?

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For those we cherish we die in Glory! (Lamenters Battlecry if i am not mistaken) and... F. Respect for them.

These videos aren’t really entertaining anymore