Coney's REACT WARS - Lobster - Season 5, Round 3 

DJ Khaled is the human being equivalent of those toys that have the same three or four voice lines when you pull the string in their back

Going from Wile E. Coyote slam poetry to doorbell camerage footage of a cat meowing really highlights the duality of man.

For anyone who liked that church theatre video, Jenny Nicholson had a video about that church and it's great. That church has very high effort Christmas plays every year, always trying to fit whatever is popular at the time into the Jesus Christ cinematic universe.

Having Loki, a Nordic god, in church, crucifying iron man, is so fucking funny

RU-vid audience, please be grateful you don't have to watch through that whole Wile E. Coyote slam poetry bit.

About the playground binoculars, Coney clearly hasn't had shitty friends as a kid who would 100% smack the back of your head when you tried to use them.

The rockets were there 🔥

I think this stream is a great look into Coney's chat. They are a hive mind waiting for the streamer to tell them what to think. We see them start to form their own thoughts once a new video starts (Which is usually a different opinion than what Coney has), but once the streamer shares their thoughts they immediately backtrack and agree with them. Truly an interesting specimen known as Twitch Chat

I need to watch Coney videos with headphones because his voice scares my cat

16:00 this reminds me of how shocked a lot of people are to find out The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) used a real, *unmodified* chainsaw for filming. They did it because of a tight budget, and they wanted to have the titular weapon look & sound as realistic as possible. Gunnar Hanson (Leatherface) was really putting his life on the line for that movie while dancing & swinging around a 15lb chainsaw with only one arm, all while the damn thing was running. Note: if I remember correctly every movie in the franchise used real chainsaws but the first installment where the only one where they didn't take off the chain or make any other safety modifications to the prop.

26:54 The self-made sound effects for everything kill me. Totally worthy of a 5.

Coney has for sure seen that DJ Khaled lobster video on a previous React Wars season.

Dude that Wile E. Coyote man was going OFF

That slam poetry guy is directly responsible for WB canning that Will E Coyote movie

You just had to be there live for the "C'est BUSINESS". 😂

I was playing the video in the background while I was doing homework late at night. I stopped everything I was doing and began to contemplate life when the slam poetry guy said “My name is Wile E. Coyote”

Why was c'est business so funny bro 😂

LOL it just hit me now as an adult… if the coyote was able to acquire so many different gadgets and contraptions, why didn’t bro just buy himself some FOOD??? 🤣🤣🤣

Could someone link me to the video at 26:54? Edit: Also the last one if y'all don't mind

Media literacy not making the cut for the video is crushing my soul

coney such a hater that wile e. coyote dude goin off 😂

18:13 Bro idk why "tell em to cook the lobster" broke my brain so bad lmao

Coney liking skibidi toilet makes me weirdly happy. He DOES not hate on things from time to time!

Yeah for the whole playground bit, that’s straight up how my sister lost the tip of her pinky finger. She was going too crazy in a crappy playground and the tip of her finger was sliced clean off bone and all.

Party of one sounds so fun I cannnot wait for that to be turned into a video!

26:57 Can anyone link the video?

Never in my life would I imagine Coney reacting to the Easter special performances put on by this one church He's gotta check out the rest, Batman and Pirates of The Caribbean are the craziest ones

11:33 A Hammersaw is exactly what it sounds like. Takes a lot of skill to engineer and drive one though.

Tell em to bring out the Coneys!

I want a full video of Coney reacting to Battle Bots content

What could he possibly want with that much lobster.

Hey, can Coney provide the reference list for these videos? Because react wars is definitely very fun, but, it bothers me that Coney kind of goes out of his ways not to give these videos credit, you can't even find the video titles in the VOD

Church posting has become the new Oblivion posting

I need a link to that ze business clip 💀

Don’t worry Coney, I’m an English major and even I don’t get slam poetry

20:44 I broke my leg in 1st grade during morning recess at the playground. We were jumping out to see the furthest monkey bar we could reach. After jumping out, my hands slipped off the bar and I landed awkwardly, causing a fracture up my shin. Turns out you CAN get hurt at the playground hahah

ive played roller derby for 5 years that was most definitely scripted but the real game gets pretty brutal without a script still

Mods, tellem to bring out the lobster.

I have never actually heard the American national anthem, and when I have, I’ve never been able to understand the lyrics due to it being in such low quality. So at 2:00, it seemed normal to me.

Cringe confessional followed by react wars? RU-vid is DROWNING in all this content.

teller to bring out the lobster

29:05 that kid in the grey sweater looks just like one of my classmates in my art class

I remember reading/watching that Wile E. Coyote poem back in high school. I’m surprised to see it here.

RU-vid viewers are so lucky that they only get the good videos because this was a very long sad react wars day live

BRO IS EVERYTHING CHEATING? He's so strict for no reason.

27:00 I did not expect to find quebecois sh*tposting on React Wars lmfaoooo

someone needs to make a c'est business character for mugen so Coney can add him to the next SaltyBet tournment

8:47 This guy died a few years ago filming another one of these videos. R.I.P. Apetor.

Some of my favorite clips are the vacation Bible school clips. I’m not joking, my VBS used to be EXACTLY LIKE THAT when I was a kid, and I wanted absolutely nothing to do with it.

rip to the G O A T Apetor

My friend had a premonition dream about the iron man crucifixion part specifically

TELLEMTABRINGOUTDALOBSTER🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

No, no, no. The Wiley Coyote guy was spitting. Edit: I SWEAR TO GOD I HE RANKS THE CAT HIGHER-

10:43 250lbs robot btw. Man BattleBots rocks

22:08 IS THAT CHURCH OF THE ROCK?! Edit: IT TOTALLY IS, THAT CANADIAN CHURCH IS SO SICK

somebody link me that french tiktok towards the end please

That pastor video had me tweaking it was so funny

Poggers

C'EST BUSINESS CANADIAN SUPREMACY🎉🎉🎉🎉

tyrone is like dr mario nair..

Wait where was that Wario clip in the last one???

Season 5 has been so ridiculously strong so far

Explanation for the Roller Derby clip. While the original concept of Roller Derby was a fully fleshed out sport, it quickly developed into pre-scripted matches with stunts, similar to WWE. Roller Derby as a proper competitive pursuit only really developed in the 2000s.

My YT's been doing this weird thing where every video will show the same amount of likes that the previous video I watched had, so needless to say I was not expecting to see 238,000 likes on this video

Fate Unlimited Codes was planned by Cavia the GOATs that made Drakengard and NieR replicant/Gestalt. So ofc it's gonna be a tad jank.

Guy swimming under the ice, pretty sure that is the Norwegian guy who died doing that shit recently. Smart man. Edit Chat informed us, t'was him.

I broke my foot on a playground when I was a kid. I climbed on one of those tubes you climb through and my parents told me to get down so I slid off. I was only like 4 ft off the ground, but that was enough to do it.

Holy shit my family and I always pull out the second video at family events and die laughing every time, I’m so glad this gospel has been spread

On Tuesday the Easter bunny rose from the dead, birthing a new texan cult.

Playgrounds today are nothing like the splinter-filled, fracture-forming concussion factories they were when I was growing up in the 80's and 90's in Massachusetts, Coney. Man, we had it fucking good then.

Does anyone have the video for the Mario Party Daisy like 6 stars in a turn?

Thinking ive seen half of these clips before and then remembering i tuned in live on yt

why didnt editors include the wario clip in the last ep smadge

Yahoo!

I rlly like that wiley coyote bit tbh

Daisy clip ABSOLUTELY deserved a 5, it met all the criteria!!

what on earth is going on in western churches

The only show that matters

I like the format but there are too many 4's. Need to be more stingy with the higher numbers IMO.

What times do this occur in gonna send in a video

1:16 IS THAT THE PLAYBOY LOGO?!?!

The last one should've won

I need that video with the french man and the 2 guys followed by him rolling away, someone hook me up

Bro was there

RIP Apetor

CONEY time

I bet this night was really really funny live! 👍👍👍

Business

Why are the titles of videos censored

gosh i hope coney laughs in this video!

.3.

I just need yall to know that the rockets were there

The spicy tofu minigame and Battlebots clips were my favorites this time. 👍

I no longer care about missing react wars, I caught one and submitted a video so now I am free!

How does coney not have a millions subscribers, this is some of the best content on RU-vid

"Bring out the whole ocean!"

Cooking

The slam poetry guy’s breaths for air started pissing me off nvm the whole thing did

That poem what hard as fuck coney is capin

3:35 EVERYONE IS HERE!