This Low-Budget Animated Movie Ruined My Life 

the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!

How on earth did they not notice it was a goat? You'd think someone would have.. czeched...

So the people of that town can't tell the difference between a HUMAN GIRL and a GOAT IN A DRESS AND A WIG??!! I have no words

The fact that Kurtis didn't mention that the way that the girl got all her boob nails was by stealing them from coffins in the middle of the night.

As a Czech person watching this reaction...... I am surprised how did this film get into the US market while everything that is described in the movie is probably getting over the heads of casual viewers. This movie has a lot of historical references which includes famous legends as well as describing ordinary life of ordinary, not aristocratic people or Catholic church priests. I like how they put so many legends, stories and even real events into such a short movie. Let me explain why is this movie so complex and hard to understand for non-Czech person, and even more difficult for American: Some reference: The priest being fat and other eating "whole turkey" is pinpointing the part of the history where the Church was becoming more of a money collector where you could have bought "desátek" which meant that you pay certain amount of gold, it justifies all your sins and you are cleansed. And everyone was religious back then, so the Church disused it for their profit so they lived in luxury, thus the portrayal of fat priest and eating meat, which was not so cheap back then. So it led a prominent priest called Jan Hus to try to reform the Church to clear it from this "purchasing cleansing" and take it back to its roots, as it was meant to be. So Jan Hus started preaching differently from "what was said" and he started to be disliked by the Church bishops, which led to burning of Jan Hus to death on pyre and it cause a huge revolution in Czech lands called Hussite wars in 15th century, which led to Crusades of Catholic Church to be sent over to the Czech lands to stop the rebellion, etc etc. Such a small reference, which hides a long history which influences our country even today. This is only one of many references, I could write thousands of words about references and legends portrayed in this movie. Thanks for the video. Greetings from the Czech Republic!

*ok so why does everything in this movie just look SO greasy and gross lmao... Absolutely horrifying*

"If I open your blouse I better see a Home Depot in there dude" 😔 sigh* beauty standards are just to high these days .

Kurtis was ahead of his time everyone is obsessed with this movie now

I really thought in the end the goat would’ve made a contract with the devil to become humanlike and pretend to be katie 💀💀

to everyone whose first introduction to czech culture was this movie: you’re welcome

“Once a loser, always a loser. Even if he eats caviar.” Can that be my senior quote?

This accidentally became my comfort video i fall asleep to, and i feel like im Stockholm syndrome-ing myself into liking goat story

The word "goat/goats" has double meaning in Czech. It's also slang word for boobs. I believe that's why Kate's proportions are this way. It was ✨artistic choice✨

Me, a czech person, when I saw the thumbnail: OH NO.

''So who's your favorite lgbt character in media?'' Me: ''The two guards at the bottom of the tower in Goat Story''

As a czech you're lucky to watch it as adult. The trauma that the movie gave me when 4 year old me was watching it in cinema is unbearable to this day.

As a Czech person, I have a few things to point out from my POV: 1. The CGI quality is pretty bad because it's the 1st 3D animated movie that was made in Czechia (2008). 2. The unsettling humour is quite common in older movies and cartoons. That's just culture, ig... 😅😅😅 (Yeah, nudity isn't that bad over here.) 3. Jemmy's name was translated wrong, Kuba is a nickname for Jakub, which is Jacob (correct me if Jemmy is a nickname for Jacob). Katy... There's no translation for her original name as far as I can recall. Matthew's name was translated RIGHT!!! :D 4. The English dubbing is worse... The Czech one fits better. 😂 5. When I saw the movie as a child, I was terrified. 6. That specific clock, Orloj, is very symbolic to Czechia, which is why they didn't want it built anywhere else. Yes, I admit that this movie is VERY unhinged, but it is super popular over here. We normalise some stuff that would be considered more taboo on the western side of the world (atp I even figured out we get more detailed sex education than Americans). In a nutshell: This movie is like a "pearl" of the local movie industry.

No joke, this is actually the most ugly character design I've ever seen. Like how did they make something so ugly? Even those creepy animations on RU-vid are miles better then this since at least I can actually watch them.

The thing is, goats (kozy) is a slang word for boobs in czech. So it seems to me that the whole movie is based on a terrible pun. Sorry.

0/11 - no beatboxing puppy

As a Czech, this movie was made by us just to ruin your life.

"oh, fish in the mouth" is the funniest thing I've ever experienced and I can't come close to explaining why

Why is she giving people nails? She’s trying to get nailed, Kurtis

as a czech person who quite literally grew up watching Goat story - i find it so incredibly funny how i do get the refferences and kurtis does not. Mathews story is actually an adapted version of the Doctor Faust, which is a czech myth + it is actually said that the Charles bridge was built using eggs in the binding cement to last longer. Also I can't get over the fact of what names the dub gave the two main characters, cause it makes absolutely no sense :DD i very much enjoyed this film as a little kid and i think it was actually quite informative for my little brain back then. now i just think it's iconic and i still love it!

Hey! Czech girl here! I actually watched the movie several times in my childhood; in the original dabing, it is even more creepy. Like the goat has a strong man voice, originally. The thing with nudity is/was very common. I remember lots of kids' movies with pepees, boobs and butts. It ain't traumatising just funny for kids. Many czech households aren't so strict about nudity or bad dictionaries in movies.

i am extremely uncomfortable with every single one of the women in this movie?? the men that animated this, i have an enormous amount of concerns

ok so for anyone who's wondering, kurtis didn't talk about: -the fact that katy got her nails by stealing them off of coffins (i deadass have no idea why) -in one scene goat and the motorboat lady from the bar have a wlw moment and basically hit on each other, goat literally asking her "so do you think I can get you out of that dress?" -when katy was fully naked, there's a shot of her walking past the stereotypical chinese men, and they start hollering and one says in the most stereotypical chinese accent I've ever heard, "oooh, can we have pretty lady too?" -one time when goat is off at the bar getting drunk, there's this part where this random stranger is just milking her while she's just chillin and drinking her beer -in one scene katy just pulls a whole ass head of cabbage out of her cleavage and gives it to goat i'm not even kidding it was insane

This movie is the definition of "thanks, I hate it". I am traumatised.

Honestly, I'm not gonna talk about this movie's plot and explain how it connects to Czech myths and legends, I bet tone of people already did, but I'll note - the English dub is the thing to firmly drill it into my head that Goat, is in fact, a woman. Because her original voice, IIRC, is pretty unisex, I believe she had a male voice actor in the Czech dub. It's a bit of a whiplash to see an English dub and Goat with such a clearly female voice. You know, as a kid, I thought she's a dude for a good half of the movie.

Oh yeah, we don't like this movie in our country either. It actually made my niece cry. :))

It really bothers me how high definition this movie is.

It's been 3 years and I still cannot believe how good the music is at 26:31 like props to the composer

To add some context as a Czech - this movie is pretty bad, but some of the things in it are a bit less weird for a native: - the devil playing cards: cards are known as "devil's pictures" here - the eggs falling off a cart: it's a legend about Charles bridge (that eggs were used in the cement - and it's actually confirmed by archaeological research!) - the hamster wheel: those were actually used as cranes back then - the nails: iron was quite expensive in middle ages so stealing them might made sense. And women's dresses didnt have pockets, so... - the blinding of master Hanuš: that's a part of the legend about Prague Astronomical Clock - the look of the characters: that's supposed to be homage to traditional Czech marionettes, which are often quite grotesque... its a bad homage tho - nudity and adult content: Czech fairytales and movies are like that more then they are in the west. We are all sick creeps here. But yeah, its a super bad movie.

I swear that this is NOT considered to be a NORMAL movie for kids (or normal movie in general) in Czech Republic. The people who made this are just werid as hell...

In the original story, the guy throws himself into the clock to kill himself and break it as revenge. So, apparently THAT was too mature, but the rest of it is okay lmao

3:48 i saw a small flash if this before it cut to an ad and it us comparable to any jumpscare in fnaf thanks im in tears

The gag that this movie is now popular on Stan twitter in 2023 😭😭

hi!! a czech person here, we don't talk about this movie lol. we pretend it never happened.

The devil looks like the most sane character in this movie ngl

The way Katy became an overnight Twitter ICON we Stan our busty queen 🤭 -giggles as nails fall out my bust-

WE GETTING FISHY FISHY FISHY WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I live currently in Czech Republic and I the teacher showed us this movie during a free class when I was in fifth grade. It was my first year of school in Prague after I moved in from Germany and this was the worst kind of welcome in a new country and school. I was thirteen years old and this was traumatising af. I’m twenty now and still traumatised till this day, my god this movie is terrifying.

The gay guards and the bearded skeleton are the only salvageable parts of this movie jesus

I love seeing all the Czech people in the comments telling the history and their experiences with this movie. It’s crazy as someone who has only seen this movie with my limited american knowledge seeing people describe it as a really good movie.

5:15 It's true. At rhe medieval ages there was like hamster ball to help carry the enormous block of stone and there was a lot of people that died because it was unsafe. I discover that in a museum in France.

Children's movie??? If I watched this as a child I would be SCARED. No, I _am_ scared right now.

The thing is. The animation models quality is really clear. But the models themselves are horrific.

As a Czech person, I agree, this movie is freaking weird and I don't like it. I just want to tell you, that the taking out the eyeballs of the old man is actually an old prague legend (the legend is like at least century old)

Fun fact: Czech slang word for breasts is "kozy", which means "goats"

this movie just FEELS illegal - like every scene is a crime against humanity itself

That was the most disturbing acid trip I’ve ever had.

how did they hang a goat in a dress and not notice

I had no idea people outside of Czech Republic knew about this movie 😭 This movie is based of Prague legends (for example the guy without the head playing horn or the Dr. Faust haunted house) and Czech people know these legends so they understand the movie more.. This movie is my childhood, I couldn’t imagine seeing this movie as a foreigner💀 I would also thing is weird af.

"Would you like another nail?" is the female version of "are you lost, baby girl?"

It sounds like Kurt is is tryna explain a nightmare he had

the impact this video has had on stan twitter… thank you for your service!

I love how Kurtis doesn’t even bother to talk about the fact that Goat is slowly becoming an alcoholic the entire movie 😭

The animation isn’t too bad, it’s the animation STYLE that makes me want to cry

Why is the least ugly/terrifying looking character the Devil? Like, somehow he freaked me out the least compared to the rest of the humans and the goat.

FISHY FISHY FISH, MAKIN' IT STINKY🐟🐟👺👺

Imagine how hard that movie could be if it was a serious drama (and a normal woman as a goat)

Ok but why does everyone that was literally rooting for her death start to go "aw" seconds after her death

the fact that boob nails isnt the worst part of this movie is concerning

If Prague isn't like this irl I'm not going there

Rewatching this with the context that the movie went viral on Twitter and the internet’s reaction to this movie is completely different than Kurtis is so funny 😭😭😭

Could I use Express VPN to make this movie NOT available to me?

"It's because I'm a goat, isn't it?" _"Well, maybe a little bit"_

26:21 OMG THEY KILLED RED RIDING HOOD

Actually 'Kozí příběh' can be translated as 'Boobs story' since its slang word for boobs in czech lol

If the words "f*cking pardon" were a movie

I have a theory that this was actually a really good movie but everyone else hated it and distracted the creators while they made it stinky.

This video is unironically one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

Tbh the only good character was the skeleton playing the organ that’s it

These are unbelievably ugly character designs.

as a czech watching this video about a movie i grew up on made me realize how wierd this movie is. that is so funny

In Czechia, we watched it normally as kids, i didnt even realized how scary, odd and traumatising it was. teacher even normally played it to us in school like it is nothing.

Imagine just putting a two-second side gag of secretly gay guards having sex and it just- not being relevant to any of the movie at all-

When he said, 𝓸~ 𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓱 I felt that 😔

Why is nobody talking ab “I’m getting ready right by the window” and him ~fucking creaming his pants~

As a person from Czechia I absolutely adored this movie. I also loved it more than other movies. I didn't care about the animation, I only cared about the jokes and story, it is not big deal guys!❤

Hey, I'm Czech and I remember that when this movie went out, it was quite a big thing, because it was first 3D animated Czech movie (as for now we have only two I think). And yes, It's ugly and vulgar even for us czechs, although we like much darker and more offesive humor here. And many things in it make sense when you know the legends (like the drunk devil, legends about Faust's house, even the naked kid...kinda). Czech tales get disturbing really often. Please watch the second Czech animated movie, the Goat story 2. It's better, more family friendly, but still really bizzare.

Kurtis, I’m writing this comment In a hazy state of need and fear. I’m begging you, watch Love on a Leash. Please. Even if it’s not for a video, you need to experience this movie. I’ve watched it 11 times and every time I see something that changes the movie all over again. To describe this movie as bad is not only a disservice but also a grave understatement. Please, for the love of everything that is holy, watch this movie. You will absolutely regret it.

I always randomly remember this review so i came to watch it after more than 2 years again. Just wanting to say i appreciate all the skits Kurtis does to elaborate in his jokes lmao

Watching this video while high is truly the funniest thing I’ve seen in all my 21 years

This movie is so horrible but I just can’t look away..

jemy's facial structure reminds me of the i aint never seen 2 pretty best friends

Back for my monthly re-watch

We need a Goat Story reanimated collab rn

I'm from Czech Republic and when this movie came out I was like 8 and I was actually invited to go see it with my "boyfriend". Just two 8 year olds sitting in the cinema without parents watching THIS.

i'm 20 years old and this movie traumatized me. like wtf is this??? i will never sleep peacefully again so thanks for nothing kurtis

I just find it hilarious that the most successful Czech movie lost half a million dollars.

unsettling child on a unicycle is the name of my new punk rock band actually

The girl giving Jemmy nails is a Czech Trisha Paytas and nobody can tell me otherwise

This clock exists and they ACTUALLY cut out the czech clock maker’s eyes so he wouldn’t make another clock. yeah..

im czech and i grew up watching this (my parents would play it on a cd for us) and i loved it 😭

2 years late, but Dr Faust is a medieval legend about a man who sold his soul for immortality, than spent said immortality hiding from the devil.

Katie: where’s goat???? Jemmy: who do you think gave you the hang 😔😔😔😔😔😔

Why do some animators think, "huh, I should make an animation that literally makes people regret having eyes?"

As a person from Czechia I have to say I really enjoyed this video. I think that probably every Czech kid saw this movie. Funny thing is that our teacher played this movie in school for us. And abt that thing with Hanuš and his eyes, this is a popular Czech legend, dunno if true. But yeah, great vid 🔥🔥🔥

We were shown this movie several times in elementary school and it always seemed endless to me