Twisted Pair: The Best Movie Of All Time?

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IT'S BREEN TIME! I think about Neil Breen almost every day of my life, so I figured it was time I watched another one of his movies. Come along as we watch his newest movie: Twisted Pair. How does it compare to Fateful Findings? LEt's find out!
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@pillow_fluff2276 4 года назад

Kale Caesar is literally the best joke of 2019, I don’t think I’ll ever get over it

@sophiamasters2037 4 года назад

Pillow _ fluff I’m so sorry but what is the joke

@magicluvr777 4 года назад

No the best joke is digital farts

@naomi8420 4 года назад

every joke kurtis says is the best joke

@odettee5322 4 года назад

sophia masters Kale sees her Kale Caesar

@elizabethdesruisseau7826 4 года назад

I paused the video there just to appreciate it

@minkedouma 4 года назад

I love how Neil literally has NO expression on his face whatsoever and at the same time he's playing the lead role

@nitzmilky7246 4 года назад

I gave u the 1000th like

@rodsaghosh7208 4 года назад

He's a bad boy

@kingayy9267 4 года назад

Why do people insist on telling OP this Does it make them feel good or .. ? genuine question

@meyu4uuu 3 года назад

he's a badass

@t.t.timmersonproductions3785 3 года назад

What can he say? He was the only one to ace the audition

@sasara_simp 2 года назад

The fact that Kurtis' skits parodying the scenes have better quality than the actual movie kills me

@smileyfacepalm Год назад

With Neil Breen's age, those skits will kill him too.

@tianaley5805 Год назад

let's not go too far

@mateolachone8841 Год назад

That was online for Neil monster

@timohara7717 Год назад

Well what's quality is this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xk7am6cbSdU.html and if you watch fully you gain 2 subs legit but if you lose you'll be as crappy as the kovie

@dragon_cheez6718 Год назад

It’s true though

@aaamimah 2 года назад

This feels like the type of movie you would make with your siblings over summer break that you would edit on like iMovie or something than show to your parents like it’s a cinematic masterpiece

@lunaballuna Год назад

It's like the real life version of "Threat Level Midnight" lol Michael Scott was even praised like he was a child after showing it off 😂

@obywatelcane6775 Год назад

All U need is some camera, stock clips/fotos and broken laptops 🙂Even some Polish youtubers can make more realistic green screen - on weekly basis. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fvCIUOn4dp0.html NRGeek's effects are like computer printing. Neil's? Like a sheet of paper with some newspaper letters glued to it. Funny guy that Neil Breen.

@spinspin1597 Год назад

This is scarely accurate

@aaamimah Год назад

@@spinspin1597 its bc my brother forces me to help him with them all the time

@DarkSlayer_1094 Год назад

I have to make a movie for a class, hoping its better than this lmao

@EllaIngram 4 года назад

I can’t get over how all of Neil Breen’s lines are delivered with a completely flat tone and with no discernible emotion on his face 😂😂

@Angie-Pants 4 года назад

"i can't believe you committed suicide."

@caitlincrisp6165 4 года назад

👁__👁

@jacobh.2973 4 года назад

"Come follow me, they can't hurt me"

@Reminji 4 года назад

It's obviously because he's half AI! Programmable Virtual DNA.

@stephaniepapaleo521 4 года назад

Ella Ingram it’s Neil’s Method Acting. I think he missed a few classes or he’s bringing flat back. 😌 😴 💤 flat acting, the world just hasn’t caught on yet 😂

@faithmedlock8671 4 года назад

I swear I can never take Kurtis seriously. Even his sponsorships sound sarcastic

@abigailcole4972 4 года назад

faith destiny facts, I can never tell if his laugh is real

@Thas2 4 года назад

Play With your C L A N M A T E S

@stephaniepapaleo521 4 года назад

faith destiny it’s next level 💥 sarcasm 💥 definitely!!

@stephaniepapaleo521 4 года назад

Jordan Campbell I like the fact he’s witty! 💗 Smart people

@anurvi1463 4 года назад

I thought the whole ad was sarcastic

@lofirainandstudy9011 Год назад

No ones talking about how Neil literally wrote the aggressive scene(s) in for his OWN CHARECTER. Nobody told him that he had to do it. That poor woman.

@rosethorne9155 Год назад

Yeah. There's a really creepy undercurrent of sexism in a lot of his movies that makes some of them a LOT less funny than if they were just so bad they're good.

@andreasbreu4727 Год назад

@@rosethorne9155 sexism? how, when, where?

@ebet222 Год назад

@@andreasbreu4727 bffr

@hanthonyc Год назад

@@andreasbreu4727 Not as an explored or overtly presented topic in-universe, just a recurrent implication. Commonly he writes scripts that involve the female characters to engage with his flirtatiously, with zero effect to plot/characterization. A particularly offputting example is Fateful Findings, where his character's friend's underage daughter tries to seduce him. Considering Neil writes his entire scripts knowing he will play the main role, it heavily comes off as creepy. It would be different if it wasn't so A. consistent and B. unessential to any story or meaning

@emilyb.8219 Год назад

Yeah kinda seems like he's got some latent violent feelings towards women :/

@sleepyhead_toby 11 месяцев назад

I will NEVER get over the “I can’t believe you committed suicide 😒” I think about it daily, that’s why I rewatch this video and the first one constantly. It’s so good. Honestly, if you’re suicidal just remember that Neil Breen will very passive aggressively mourn you and that’s very sad. Don’t make Neil Breen mildly upset.

@lululandd 9 месяцев назад

theres no way he commited suicide! he cannot have killed himself!

@AboutAGirIlllll 9 месяцев назад

I literally think about it everyday. Wake up. I can’t believe you committed suicided. Go to bed. I can’t believe you committed suicide…

@meika0914 7 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂same

@dinotheraptor 7 месяцев назад

My depression is cured ty /j

@SarahLaffey 3 месяца назад

This just made me laugh really hard.

@kelly-fu1ji 4 года назад

kurtis looks like he loses 5yrs off his lifespan each time he gives an extra greeting

@t4ky0n 4 года назад

A noble sacrafice.

@mina204 4 года назад

extra greetings are slowly depleting his power.

@MECHA-WIFE 4 года назад

He must make his sacrifice to The Algorithm and to Susan herself

@terrorhorrorcryptid 4 года назад

Actually, the first greeting is for new people s as BC the second for subscribers. Thus it isn’t an ‘extra’ greeting. This aggravates me.

@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 года назад

Plot twist: He’s immortal

@davasatephelps8537 4 года назад

I love how Kurtis' cut-scenes have a more captivating plot than this whole movie

@gina6779 4 года назад

This comment tho 😂😂😂

@ravenakhelo2686 4 года назад

@@gina6779 ikr!

@diggygorgonzola3467 4 года назад

Whether this is a joke or not it’s true

@landonseebeck1197 3 года назад

I know right

@randomkword 3 года назад

@@diggygorgonzola3467 ?!?!! You Danny Gonzalez rip off! Look at you even using his face as your icon!

@PEPPERslim_ Год назад

I like how Kurtis assumes the movie was made by a team and not just Niel on a laptop

@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot Год назад

It can't have been a laptop, Neil hates those. It was probably just imovie

@nosferattusx2 11 месяцев назад

@@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot he made it with his mind. his bree-ain

@misschocoki 5 месяцев назад

Neil Breen is actually a very hard worker, and his filmmaking skills are absolutely amazing. Except, everytime he successfully finishes a movie after so much hard work, he jumps in excitement which causes his explosions to ruin it all. He’s so tired afterwards that he just says “agh bologna” and just makes up whatever this movie was to make up for it

@michaelmcdowell7096 9 месяцев назад

I love the building explosion scene. He told them to follow him, he's clearly the only one who survived.

@cass6082 7 месяцев назад

Follow me! I’ll save you! *teleports out of four story window*

@zombiechicken7114 Месяц назад

Right? He says follow me they can't hurt me. Then leaps out of a building. They don't follow. But if they did they would totally die anyway!! What was the concept here??????

@nathancampbell541 4 года назад

Why does Neil’s voice sound like text to speech

@dannybreaux6082 4 года назад

You may not have picked this up because of Breen's masterful subtly, but in this movie.... He's playing a robot using AI, which could be a cause for his robotic voice 😳

@genuinedelusionsmusic 4 года назад

Cause he's an A.I robot. Weren't you paying attention? 😏

@nadhifrazkaramadhan9325 4 года назад

Text to speech is just copying Neil's Voice

@maximummax7232 4 года назад

Because he is God

@victoriahartmann9070 4 года назад

he recorded all text to speech known to man to fund his movies

@Emma-vj5my 4 года назад

“oh sorry, LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER” I have no clue but that whole reenactment sent me bc that’s how weird men can actually be

@missundies 4 года назад

Yes, it felt too real for me so I skipped some of it, lol.

@mirandazhao1889 4 года назад

worm

@Km_cm8rr 4 года назад

It’s low key accurate af

@letmeinyourhouse965 4 года назад

@@missundies I accidentally bumped into your comment do you want to go to internet dinner with me?

@hektorsall 4 года назад

@@letmeinyourhouse965 not with that username, dude

@rachelburns5453 2 года назад

thank you for the SA trigger warning, I was starting to get nervous at his aggressive "lemme buy you a drink" and you just saved me so much pain. the things you do that make me feel safe and allow me to consent to content is absolutely the reason I subscribed to you and I'm so thankful every time you do something like this 😭❤️

@flyingmintbunny1286 Год назад

i also wanted to thank him for that, after going through something similar that scene with him saying lemme buy you a drink so aggressively was already having me freak out.. really glad he gave a warning

@thedestiney88 Год назад

This is why I'm a proud member of Kurtistown! As someone who has been lucky enough to not have to deal with much SA, the warning isn't really for me. But, I don't mind the tiny delay and people taking time out to do that. It's just so considerate for creators to do this and doesn't harm anyone!

@BrendonCap Год назад

What the fuck

@Heather-ip8sd Год назад

@@BrendonCap ??

@koiifsh Год назад

@@BrendonCap what?

@maplesyrup1223 10 месяцев назад

The fact neil breen only uses one boom sound affect is honestly the funniest fucking thing ever

@imahumanlarva3248 Месяц назад

What's better is that he doesn't even overlap the sound effects. They just end and repeat. Like bro let the explosions finish 😭

@emmadrzycimski3761 4 года назад

neil breen using stock footage in almost every scene of his movie is the biggest power move ever made

@user-s0m30n3 4 года назад

how do you pronounce your last name

@amix7117 4 года назад

/////jizz fairy that’s the closest i could get: d- as in dad Sh- as in shawn Y- as in nymph Ci- as in city M- as in mum S- as in ski K- as in cottage I- as in ski

@emmadrzycimski3761 4 года назад

amix that’s close but it’s druh-zim-ski

@sofiagordiola7568 4 года назад

he has a *BIG BRAIN*

@insaniicandee8836 4 года назад

@@amix7117 that was fun to try and pronounce ahqhha

@chemicores 4 года назад

this whole movie is literally like a meme someone would make

@maximummax7232 4 года назад

That's why Neil Breen is God

@notblondeswede 4 года назад

the whole movie is like this channel a little kid did that jenna marbles made famous, except they are a million times better. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AgJBg8n_nYw.html

@maggiec5984 4 года назад

I’m the 1,000th like.

@elizabethdesruisseau7826 4 года назад

notblondeswede yes omg esto1121 love him

@kellybrewster3782 4 года назад

This whole movie is literally a meme I would make

@guydude439 8 месяцев назад

When Neil Breen said "Ima twist your pair", i stood up and cheered and applauded. Truly one of the movies!!!

@phi7534 7 месяцев назад

when neil breen said "it's breening time" and breened all over the place i screamed and cried and laughed and pissed

@alicethemad1613 Год назад

Niel just expressionlessly getting a painting smashed over his head loony toons style absolutely launched me into orbit

@toxyjin_ 4 года назад

"... And he really misses his brother" "I miss my brother" I'm heartbroken omg

@sharenquacker23 4 года назад

I had to unlike your comment just so I could re-like it

@buggybin 4 года назад

toxyjin _ “And they were roommates” “.. and they were roommates” 😔 broken (Also I like ur pfp:))

@QueerAndHunger 3 года назад

Deep 😔😔😔

@ASHKA.v15 3 года назад

2020 baby

@waltervaquerano7608 3 года назад

@@QueerAndHunger 😔🔫

@CharlieR02 4 года назад

Why does this film look like an iMovie I’d make as a school project and me and my friends improvised the whole thing in the last five minutes

@ambpin2656 4 года назад

true, tho 😂😂😂

@mj-cd9fr 4 года назад

What school do you do to with an approximately 50 year old man named Neil?

@beaugantz4888 4 года назад

Are you neil?

@kaylinn7652 4 года назад

kj bro he’s like 60😳😳

@rubykgarrett 4 года назад

but do you still get an A+

@slimeboyshane 2 года назад

i’m quite familiar with this movie and i don’t know why it took the 20-somethingish watch to realize when the line “mom called today” the fact that neil responds with “tell mom i said hi” really seems to imply they’re perhaps also siblings

@RebaMcImTired Год назад

Sometimes couples refer to their significant other’s mom as “mom”, especially if they’re married and talking about their parents-in-law.

@rediz5557 Год назад

honestly wouldn't it past him lmao

@kore9003 Год назад

i love how after the smoke from the explosions dissipates nothing is actually damaged

@Random-sk6hm Год назад

He's a different breed

@tazzalattemandorla 11 месяцев назад

@@Random-sk6hm he’s a different breen

@Natalie-rr7db 3 года назад

I think one of the reasons it's so bad is cause his voice is so monotone. He just doesn't display human emotion. It's mildly uncomfortable to listen to it.

@lpsquestie3495 3 года назад

That's because he's a part A.I

@janeciataylor294 3 года назад

And his acting is bad.

@patriciavicente374 3 года назад

Lps Questie even in his older movies, he is that monotone lol

@marvelineous 3 года назад

he’s if kristen stewart had acted in this movie instead of twilight

@jalisaalanaye1662 3 года назад

Mildly ? Lol I think notttt

@rainierday8155 4 года назад

Neil Breen directing his actors: say that line more slowly, and imagine your costars are standing on a mountain far away

@Wildjeo 6 месяцев назад

THATS SO ACCURATE

@DMO-DMO-DMO 2 года назад

The Kurtis remix of the conference room meeting where they are all yelling at once actually feels like it makes more sense than the original

@Pandaface43 Год назад

Every film this man makes is like a Threat Level Midnight-esque movie. If Michael Scott was super into sci-fi this would literally be it.

@Ari-dq3qb Год назад

YOU ARE SO RIGHT

@louisecram2616 7 месяцев назад

The worst thing is that threat level midnight is acually better... and it's supposed to be bad!

@serbiansauvage 4 года назад

Neil's outfit makes him look like he's just a random dad who stumbled in front of a camera on a set and the editors forgot to cut it out.

@user-ym5uu7fr9e 4 года назад

thats basically what the movie is

@chaewols 4 года назад

r/rareinsults

@billyturts 4 года назад

My dad used to work at a news station and he actually did this but they edited it out

@milkteamachine 4 года назад

I feel like Neil Breen HAS to be an alien who learned about human interaction from bad 70s scifi movies.

@mariacamilapazos7716 4 года назад

Oh my god i hope so. I would love it and i love you for saying that

@thereisnochannel1759 2 года назад

Why does that perfectly sum up this movie

@searen111 Год назад

@@CTHRTTTCK do u guys also make bad scifi movies? i wanna see what a scifi movie looks like in mars

@suezuccati304 Год назад

And porn movies

@yewwey2782 Год назад

i think you mean the best movies

@fucknut8918 Год назад

Honestly, I might just be insane but I think theres some honest to god real potential in the basic storyline and characters. I’m seriously compelled to rewrite a screenplay for twisted pair, I feel like it could be pretty good with better dialogue and a new perspective on the characters.

@TheManOnYourTV Год назад

SAME I MIGHT ACTUALLY

@JazzFlop212 Год назад

Oh lord

@stormywulf8764 10 месяцев назад

I seriously think this would be a killer anime or TV show

@mainacc7624 8 месяцев назад

I thought the same thing The concepts are good but the everything else like the writing, eating, charachters and their development, production etc etc If someone took these concepts and made a serious movie (or other media) with it It could actually turn out well.

@literally_remus_lupin 6 месяцев назад

Pls do

@HighguyMcfly 10 месяцев назад

The funniest part about Breen running through those exploding buildings is that he keeps telling people to follow him to safety but the people never follow him, he just jumps from the 10th story onto ground while the buildings explode behind him.

@sophiab6239 4 года назад

Honestly Neil Breen dresses like my lesbian aunt. No hate, he just does.

@sophiamiller7411 4 года назад

Maybe your aunt dresses like Neil Breen. He is the lesbian fashion icon of 2016 after all.

@kimanh4511 4 года назад

Do we have the same aunt or something cuz that sounds like my aunt

@sweetsnacc1596 4 года назад

i read aunt as mom oop-

@DeathOfARockStar 4 года назад

Maybe Neil Breen identifies as your lesbian aunt! We don't know!

@zl8074 4 года назад

I am your lesbian aunt

@polipix_ 4 года назад

why does Neil Breen sound like Garfield’s inner monologue lmao

@HartleiStansbury7 4 года назад

pikato lmfaooo

@roger_001 4 года назад

HAHAHAHA OMG

@zsofiabertrand6584 4 года назад

Probably the best comment of 2019 on RU-vid ever thank you

@Thawah 4 года назад

HAAAA

@IsThisUsernameAvailable 4 года назад

I'm sorry Jon

@nellgwenn Год назад

I liked the homeless guy. When Neil talks to him, it's there most natural he is in any of his movies. And you have to love a villain that plays with diamonds and cat statues.

@user-jt7ww9qs7k 7 месяцев назад

Yes it’s pretty natural

@Emily-ld2zt Год назад

It feels like he learns one video editing feature and then builds an entire movie around it.

@tallulahfuller7481 4 года назад

I worry about the wellbeing for every single woman in neil breen films

@lumeingi 4 года назад

Tallulah Fuller : Yeah, it hurt my soul. More so because his movies don’t make sense and there’s no reason for him to add assault scenes, because they don’t even make sense or add anything to the story! Not that I’m saying assault scenes can be justified in high end movies if it makes sense or is a major part of the plot. It’s so dumb.

@samspam1788 4 года назад

I think a lot of these "cult" movie makers (e.g. Tommy wiseau) very obviously hate women and their fans just consider it a kooky personality trait. They have the misogyny that most successful male directors have but not the actual film making skills 🤐 Also Kurtis is kind of skimming over this violence and almost endorsing Neil breem? It's sketchy at best

@Fallen4theFallen2 4 года назад

@@lumeingi Yeah, that assault role play came out of nowhere. "What's the most dramatic way to introduce my character's girlfriend?.... I'll fake assault her and make my character creep everyone out! Perfect!" Or perhaps: "I want to try out some assault role play but no women in my life is into it... Brilliant! I'll write it into one of my movies where it's totally unnecessary to the plot!"

@vitoriamoni7792 4 года назад

YEAH. I hate that people kinda ignore that twisted misoginy of his.

@talulahsafir 4 года назад

OT but we have the same name

@taylorjane7881 4 года назад

I’m so upset that you said “where’s he breen” so straight faced... one of the best jokes in the video honestly

@molliemcmullan9187 4 года назад

My favorite line out of this whole video

@Shiloh5541 4 года назад

Time stamp?

@kadi5630 4 года назад

Sara Beara 1:39

@basementbats 4 года назад

That makes it even better tbh

@Shiloh5541 4 года назад

Kad Diallo Thankyou for helping your fellow kurtistown citizen 🙏

@ri2587 2 года назад

This whole movie feels like it’s just a really long RU-vid sketch

@s.petrikov Год назад

this is definitely one of the movies ever made

@bb-bc3zw 3 года назад

"Follow me, they can't hurt me, you won't get hurt, follow me" *Neil jumps out the building* *Building fuckin explodes*

@anony20087 3 года назад

LMFAO

@lvbboi9 2 года назад

@Timothy A Schuler war has changed.

@koolkidastrid8651 2 года назад

just leaves them in the building lol

@alexmartin3143 Год назад

Hey, they didn’t follow him did they?

@christina0927 4 года назад

I’m positive that Neil Breen has never encountered another human being in his life

@laurenquinn4716 4 года назад

Christina Matangos The other actors are all figments of his imagination

@erinesser6658 4 года назад

Except for God, obviously

@donnismith4646 4 года назад

All of the other actors are just robots

@coraorac 4 года назад

Christina Matangos because he's greenscreening them all in

@raeganh15 4 года назад

Christina Matangos plot twist neil breed isn’t human

@scrappyarts3151 5 месяцев назад

I’m not even joking when I say Neil would be a great voice actor for Garfield

@miadruckrey8629 Год назад

Neil breen is accidentally a comedic genius

@mikeytaylor3901 4 года назад

Neil Breen writes movies like he’s only ever read the middle of books

@saddvikk 4 года назад

YOU WON OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

@reginthehoneybadger8957 4 года назад

why does he sound 100 % like David Suzuki?

@lad_hatter8521 4 года назад

hahaha wtf i'm dead

@user-jl5ks7yj6y 4 года назад

damn you nailed it

@libbyphillips6952 4 года назад

Lol 😂 sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofreaking true

@caidalee1994 3 года назад

Neil Breen is absolutely a Sim that got loose. No question.

@OrangeColt 2 года назад

That is kinda the ploy of that movie lol

@galaxycoffee933 2 года назад

the real programmable virtual reality was neil breen all along

@caidalee1994 2 года назад

@@galaxycoffee933 “It’s all programmable reality?” “Always has breen.”

@mila-lt3hf 2 года назад

honestly props go to neil for learning english, poor guy probably grew up learning simlish!

@eldritchabomination9726 2 года назад

We're watching the movies shown on the sims tvs

@Kairo_Banks 7 месяцев назад

Bro the SA scene was not ok but it had me in STITCHES! 😭😭😭 He was so monotone like I can’t!!! “i’m going to hurt you now” “BITCH-“

@jameshunt4611 2 года назад

Watching this movie with 3 of my friends having a few drinks brought me more joy than A LOT of Hollywood movies I’ve seen. It’s an amazing movie that I would happily watch again.

@ifihadasociallife 4 года назад

me: stubs toe coffee table: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER

@AnaMaria.Nova9 4 года назад

🤣

@belloren 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@yeeyee4284 4 года назад

also: in a relationship with the coffee table

@rhiannon2028 4 года назад

You: no piss off! Coffee table: MEET ME HERE AT 8. ILL BE HERE AT 8. ILL BUY YOU A DRINK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU I SWEAR

@tracygibbins3087 4 года назад

If only ✋😔

@jaileyprice8263 4 года назад

next you're going to actually be in a neil breen movie just like you were with bestie picks bae

@anyapathak467 4 года назад

Hope that has a better ending though 😂

@joonyahh352 4 года назад

@@anyapathak467 the shade😭😂😂

@jaileyprice8263 4 года назад

i think it would be a close one there 😂

@dheeladheel 4 года назад

@@anyapathak467 what happened?

@zo.yeahhh 4 года назад

@@dheeladheel drama between Dean and Justine

@latchisswithanl6996 2 года назад

Petition to add the sound of that singular explosion in as the 13th note on the Western music scale.

@Mostly_Roblox Год назад

It looks like this movie was funded ENTIRELY with whatever change he could find in between his couch cushions

@amirotzar1911 4 года назад

Big Neil: "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."

@QIANAXX 4 года назад

Neil is the new Karen, Neil is the head Karen now

@inlovewithnana 4 года назад

They can't hear me because their listening to kids bop

@zoe-ik4ju 4 года назад

i just made it one thousand :)

@kingayy9267 4 года назад

@Zoe Graves May I ask why you wanted to tell them that? Not being mean, just curious :)

@zoe-ik4ju 4 года назад

You Tube idk i just wanted them to know they hit one thousand likes ig 🙃

@masteroogway6559 4 года назад

i find it so sweet that kurtis worried about the well-being of his subscribers . he tries to warn us whenever there’s a section of a movie that may make us uncomfortable. it really does show how much he cares for all of us :)

@clairefazel8470 3 года назад

He really is super considerate.

@hopea998 3 года назад

I love that about him

@evelynserenhastings 3 года назад

Or he doesn’t want his video to get taken down lmao

@axshy8446 3 года назад

Evelyn Hastings or he’s a considerate human being and understands that certain things can be triggering to sexual assault victims

@MortusSweet 3 года назад

Dolxs L lol

@PBironingboardII 11 месяцев назад

Ok but honestly I feel like the meeting scene was built for brains like mine. In most dialogue-heavy scenes I literally can’t comprehend wft is going on, I just pick up on the general vibe and a few key words. Which was exactly what that whole scene was lol.

@graceonthewater 9 месяцев назад

Almost two years later and I'm STILL on the verge of mind hacking

@meaganward4727 4 года назад

I’d like to think that Neil uses houses that he’s supposed to sell as filming locations

@1cepool 4 года назад

Meagan Ward not even to film the actual house, he just covers it with green screens and runs around

@arelyperezsalcedo9096 4 года назад

Some of these scenes were filmed at my college 💀 idek how he got permission

@batwingsoda 4 года назад

Arely Pérez Salcedo legends don’t ask for permission 😎

@maddieh4882 4 года назад

Arely Pérez Salcedo ask for forgiveness, not permission when you’re as cool as Neil Breen

@salorarae8689 4 года назад

Meagan Ward lil tay who

@hannahstokes1065 4 года назад

Kurtis, your shirt looks like the walls at a kids dentist office. I’m not complaining

@vii7683 4 года назад

@laurztafoya4486 4 года назад

Pft yeah seems legit

@Rafael-kr6zv 4 года назад

I want one 😢

@charitysellman5679 4 года назад

Wow.....yes..yes it does

@stalememes3574 4 года назад

Or an aquarium

@natashareimert2047 Год назад

Neil doesn’t move his arms when he walks and that really bothers me, also the way he’s able to look green-screened in every scene even when he isn’t

@Kiisara18 2 года назад

I had to restart this video halfway through....because I got zoned out thinking about how I could get my boyfriend to buy me the shirt Kurtis is wearing, while simultaneously making him think it was his idea

@ericaslitytchannel9217 3 года назад

this is like one of those weird ass dreams that seem completely normal in the moment but make no sense when you wake up

@kalifinch8376 2 года назад

omg right, like yeah you're not lucid enough to be like wait this can't happen, but you're lucid enough for there to be a shard of a storyline. god I had one last night woke up in a cold sweat

@spacecat3198 2 года назад

I think you may be right. Maybe Breen had dreams (Breen dreams) thought they were great and just wrote a script and here we are. In fact the same for all his movies.

@cateatfood6634 2 года назад

tfw my dreams are always like that. Friends and family in real life aren't themselves in dreams. My spouse is the opposite gender and a different race, my children morph into animals, hell at a lot of points animals and humans morph into one another; places seep into each other, like my old jobs aren't them, I stead they're my home mixed eith the building, or school or a mixture of all 3. I'll be in one "scene" and it just changes to another but also just morphs or seeps into another until it's completely different. I don't know how dreams are supposed to be, but my spouse tells me none of that is normal.

@spacecat3198 2 года назад

@@cateatfood6634 Who else is to say what’s normal in dreams? To me this is fairly normal but my dreams (mainly nightmares) are strange and trippy too (in a different way). It’s wholly subjective and you’re totally fine.

@cateatfood6634 2 года назад

@@spacecat3198 I have never talked to anyone else about my dreams and how they're structured (or lack of), so I don't really know what's "normal". He's a weirdo, as the few dreams he remembers he says they're almost like waking life and he mostly dreams about work. That sounds like a bummer. Tbh I dream a lot about my old jobsz which I kiss dearly. I haven't worked in 6 years :( What you said makes sense about dreams being subjective, though. 😁

@jeonginsdolphinscream 3 года назад

Neil: *kills gf* Neil: "I can't believe you committed suicide"

@rose-hk7ze 3 года назад

he do be like 🧓🏻🔪 🙅🏻‍♀️ to 😔✊🏻

@hat7475 3 года назад

@@rose-hk7ze lmao😭

@animalistic. 3 года назад

He went from “🏃‍♀️🔫 🏃‍♂️” to “😭😰😪⛓Playing - SAD - By *XXXtentacion* ⛓”

@fathiarania1058 3 года назад

@@animalistic. sh lalala

@jeremydoerksen5988 3 года назад

Dude must be a cop. "The victim shot themself twice in the head, then wiped the firearm clean and threw it 20 feet."

@eddiem4268 Год назад

twisted pair first movie to make a breenillion dollars it was so epic when neil breen said "its breening time" and breened everyone in the room

@lockette021 2 года назад

Hey Kurtis, where are an Eagle's wings attached to it's body? 22:24

@Coolfella30099 4 года назад

I love how kurtis has a higher quality green screen than the movie

@JeremiahCKnox 3 года назад

ahhh🤣

@alexisnyambura4186 3 года назад

Agreed 😂😂

@he.said.teenjiejer 3 года назад

Of course he does.

@caseym4007 3 года назад

No fricking duh dude!!!

@Agakael 3 года назад

At 16:37 he kinda sounds like Michael Scott

@CatchyFox360 3 года назад

“twisted pair” sounds like a movie about testicular torsion

@renhey9979 3 года назад

💀💀

@patrick__swayze 3 года назад

I didn’t think of it like that and now I don’t know how to feel.

@georgaseebalack6003 3 года назад

Glad I wasn't the only one to think of balls when I read the title

@tuhimerameraa1 3 года назад

@@georgaseebalack6003 isn't that what the meaning is??

@sorayaalcyone2726 3 года назад

Your comment made my bf cry. PTSD

@nellie-zr9pk 11 месяцев назад

I find the fact that Kurtis' editing in the video is better than the editing in the movie funny

@alnabulsi313 Год назад

Find someone who loves you like Neil Breen loves that single explosion sound clip.

@Shabbydoobydoo 3 года назад

THE LIGHTING. THE LIGHTING OF THE WHOLE MOVIE. WHY ARE MOST OF THE SCENES IN DARK ROOMS WITH ONE STRIP OF LIGHT

@andeshasharma3838 3 года назад

Aesthetic

@mpnb2162 3 года назад

Cinematography

@parmesean_ 3 года назад

Talent

@HeraThea 3 года назад

They were trying to get the Morticia Addams vibe

@kamoaraz4580 3 года назад

metaphor!

@er3ctiledysfunct1on88 3 года назад

I feel like Neil Breen has only heard what movies are but has never seen one.

@elegantdisarray 3 года назад

Neil Breen is an alien, confirmed. 👽✌

@tsmotions3446 3 года назад

I feel like he’s a time traveler from 1914 who just got to the future and he’s trying to test out every special effect ever but he’s really bad at it.

@svh01 3 года назад

@@tsmotions3446 u have it backwards. He's from 3014 and trying to show us the future while using "retro" tech. He's beyond our comprehension.

@tsmotions3446 3 года назад

@@svh01 exactly lol

@livispuzzled 3 года назад

@@tsmotions3446 lmao he saw that wwi started and said peace out bitches

@henrifin Месяц назад

I swear if I hear that explosion sound one more time, my head will explode

@UnspokenOldOne Год назад

I'm sad you didn't mention that at one point they're playing another of Neil Breen's films in the background of a scene. Another great moment.

@topolinapoodle16 4 года назад

the whole scene with him breaking into her house is like a fever dream what will this man do next i’m scared

@missundies 4 года назад

Yup, something's not right

@gabrieltiq412 4 года назад

@MB It's like... less than a minute? Okay maybe a minute

@gabrieltiq412 4 года назад

@MB Yw, just feels a lil sad to act like its world war 2 footage u know?

@vilya9296 4 года назад

@@gabrieltiq412 I mean he whole ass pretended to rape her and that's like, not very good too

@allysilman1631 4 года назад

@@gabrieltiq412 literally nobody acted like it was 'WW2 footage', they literally just said it made them uncomfortable. Pretty sure any decent person would feel uncomfortable watching a scene where a man breaks into a woman's apartment and attempts to rape her...

@fleabaggy 3 года назад

this feels like a highschool project in a film class where the group assigned are all only the people who never put any work into anything

@psychosparten049.esquire9 3 года назад

I mean, most high schoolers probably don’t know how to use a green screen.

@fightingmedialounge519 2 года назад

So most high schoolers are on Neil green's film making level esquire.

@veneciasanto 2 года назад

@@fightingmedialounge519 i mean i have some 10th graders in my school that make high quality short movies,, but the 7th graders like me aren't that good at editing- we're good at making stories and scripts tho so there's that lol

@fightingmedialounge519 2 года назад

@@veneciasanto well I mean you guys are 11 to 12, so I think you get more of a pass than Neil green.

@veneciasanto 2 года назад

@@fightingmedialounge519 i guess lol

@shazamfirestar13 9 месяцев назад

Neil Breen is so outta the loop still and I love that I hope he makes another movie. I’ve already seen the other ones. I need the lore. I need the Breen Cinematic Universe.

@myacct8304 Год назад

Oh my god im in TEARS!!! SCREAMING! Citizens of Kurtistown, whenever you’re feeling down on yourself, please remember that this movie exists and that anything is possible 🤣🤣🤣

@avramsanders9198 4 года назад

Why does Neil Breen look green screened even in the scenes that aren't green screened?

@KhayJayArt 4 года назад

Because he's that much of a legend.

@raz1743 4 года назад

it's actually a special form of tech called "breen screening", which he invented himself because he is (obviously) a genius

@biglemon8019 4 года назад

He's just so godly that his presence bends and twists reality.

@meanmrmusician9469 4 года назад

It's kind of like how we're so used to the edited "That's my opinion" video that the original looks really funky.

@melissahourihan2344 4 года назад

why did that sentence rhyme so hard?

@significantinsignificance5348 4 года назад

When Kurtis’s quality is better than the movies 💀💀💀

@blairwaldorf-bass8180 4 года назад

Significant Insignificance he did better acting lip syncing the lines than anyone did throughout the whole movie

@spimuru5040 Год назад

Kurtis: This is the best scene in all of cinematography, I swear. *5 minutes later* Kurtis: This is the best scene in all of cinematography, I swear.

@thotsnprayerss2929 5 месяцев назад

im 3 years late to this video but Twisted Pair is giving threat level midnight. Especially the scene with the explosion. What a masterpiece.

@sexyahhpimpdaddy69 4 года назад

*i will pay all my money for Kurtis to recreate the entire movie starring him, Danny and drew.*

@car7862 4 года назад

I have 2 dollars and an expired chik fil a coupon.

@laurenquinn4716 4 года назад

Mogwai Gizmo Danny can be Cade and Drew can be Kale, because they’re the same fucking person.

@hamiyahbrewer4875 4 года назад

I got 15 dollars and a broken iPhone charger. Is that enough?

@car7862 4 года назад

@@hamiyahbrewer4875 damn, you're rich.

@hamiyahbrewer4875 4 года назад

Lali Pøp Yeah, I got that cash money 😏😎🤑 💵

@beeleg 4 года назад

No one: Kurtis’s Shirt: 🍎🍌🍋🐟🐋🌸👕

@Neyha2312 3 года назад

You forgot the rainbows🌈

@theresahaironthescreen Год назад

25:02 The fact that there's a finding nemo poster in this scene, and Neil Breenscreen didn't think to find another image of a random room to use kills me.

@leahraven7 Год назад

You petting the orangutan peeing into his own mouth had me laughing to the point of tears. Great video Kurtis. Neil's movies are hilarious and I will watch them myself for the hilarity, but your commentary is gold.

@xxlilith_ 4 года назад

I think we need a reboot, featuring Kurtis, and his evil brother- Durtis

@chemicaleditz8077 4 года назад

Yes please

@felix-fw3lq 4 года назад

Uhmmm..... YES

@James-fj9uh 4 года назад

🅱️urtis

@Kat-PM 4 года назад

Bethany Taylor ...can the movie feature Greg and Craig?

@heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад

Kat M ew not Craig!

@swededontknow 4 года назад

the part where they were moaning was *really uncomfy* and the part where he pretty much harasses his girlfriend was *also really uncomfy*

@suicidalpickle5283 4 года назад

This whole movie was really uncomfortable

@mcoupe69 4 года назад

shams doesn’t care breen doesn’t care

@lillyhasund1846 4 года назад

And weird😂

@Namajaff 4 года назад

that shut was hot ngl

@Imcold1218 4 года назад

Many scenes in this film are' *really uncomfy*

@werewolfmoney6602 Год назад

The fact that he mentions "there won't be any laptops" is the funniest fucking thing that's ever happened in the history of the internet.

@emilydailey4718 Год назад

Kurtis putting the highest respect on Miku’s name absolutely sends my child heart.

@emilydailey4718 Год назад

For clarification 23 yr old who at 12 yrs old loved vocaloid, and so it’s validating my childhood heart. Lol

@wyre111 3 года назад

im pretty sure that the budget for this movie was $100 $20 for a green screen and $80 to pay the 3 actors: Neil, Neil, and Neil

@curlyhaircupid 3 года назад

And the fake beard for $2

@malachitemalice 3 года назад

And a few cents for the stock footage

@katelinteegarden-hagen9 3 года назад

IMDb says the budget was "$3 (estimated)" lmao

@valeriegrey8328 3 года назад

@@katelinteegarden-hagen9 omg it does. also the eagle is on the cast list lmaooo

@bubblegummochi.3294 3 года назад

@@katelinteegarden-hagen9 Honestly i’m not even surprised

@sydneyf1598 4 года назад

I feel like Neil’s parents always encouraged him to chase his dreams even though he’s never been creatively skilled

@isaiahwong9494 4 года назад

No flaws in his creativity, just in his execution

@sydneyf1598 4 года назад

Isaiah Wong agreed

@Hannah22oz 4 года назад

Welp bless them, but honestly, fuck them

@davidescalante8820 4 года назад

He should probably just be a producer instead of doing literally everything

@sydneyf1598 4 года назад

Maddie Martin fuck. Missed opportunity

@hnichole 2 года назад

Is no one going to talk about how the painting made a shattering glass sound, oh my God that SENT me, I'm crying. 🤣

@bradywilliams2951 Год назад

15:30 Let's Game it out Music!! Love it

@claudialuvsu21 3 года назад

Neil Breen runs like my Sims when I set their house on fire

@Ferrtapologist 3 года назад

Ah yea a fellow simmer who tries to kill them I tried to set my sims husband on fire cuz I didn’t like him 👍

@idot6957 3 года назад

bahahahAGAFSGSHSB BROOO I SWEAR-

@lvbboi9 3 года назад

When you w h a t

@sonyalynn540 3 года назад

do you commit videogame arson frequently?

@Ferrtapologist 3 года назад

@@sonyalynn540 I do :)

@joeygoh123 4 года назад

Neil Breen’s movie scenes look like every Episode game ever but live action

@watakashe6072 4 года назад

OH MY GOD

@madalinabughiu9117 4 года назад

I CAN’T EVEN PROCESS HOW RIGHT YOU ARE !!!!!!!!

@kazakukog 4 года назад

ok i actually laughed

@shayla1416 4 года назад

You cracked the code

@alanameneilly7923 4 года назад

I’ve never read a more accurate comment

@charlesbradshaw5183 5 месяцев назад

I wonder what Neil’s movies would be like with major studio funding

@pezster8324 10 месяцев назад

We need the rest of these movies. I love these.

@roseaeries 4 года назад

“I think about Niel Breen almost every day of my life” same brother, same.

@maddiepaddy2608 4 года назад

Da frick? I think of him every hour

@mariamelsayed5041 4 года назад

Rose Aeries I think of Neil Breen every minute.

@jasj122 4 года назад

That’s nothing I think about him every second

@mothma_am 4 года назад

@@jasj122 i think about him every millisecond

@1cepool 4 года назад

i think of him every millisecond of life

@minivinny5917 4 года назад

I feel like Breen has never even SEEN a movie before.

@swine13 4 года назад

To be fair he can never see the end of films because he gets up to pee halfway through and the couch explodes.

@humnaali5759 4 года назад

Breen's never breen a movie but he's breen in a movie, several of them - all made by Breen. Breen, being himself. Okay it's breen real.

@swine13 4 года назад

@@humnaali5759 Not everyone knows this, but he was in The Breen Identity, The Breen Ultimatum, The Breen Mile and Looking for AliBreendi as well.

@holhorse4642 4 года назад

You mean he's never *BREEN* a movie? I'm sorry

@humnaali5759 4 года назад

@@holhorse4642 yes this is what I meant xD

@emamacitas 8 месяцев назад

neil leaves so many spaces between his lines u could squeeze a whole laugh track after each one