I Became A Country Boy 

When he said “how will we start a family if we’re not family” :,(

I love how he gave us a bisexual country anthem

Kurtis, you're not sticking out by being a city boy, you're sticking out because you're the only person in Bass Pro Shops wearing a face mask

“how are we supposed to start a family…. if we ain’t family?! 😡😡” is still the FUNNIEST

“What’s your favorite song.” “We’re not blood related.” “Pardon?” We’re not blood related!”

“holy shit I look racist” this is my favorite video you’ve done. just full of GOLD lines

NO FUCKING WAYYYYY 26:33 i listened to that a year ago, because my friend send it to me on Spotify. I was CONVINCED that was a true country music. I’m from Poland so I had no idea what country music is, so that’s all I knew

blood related is unironically a certified bop🤠

I can't believe he just brushed over buying that cowboy table so casually.

Friendly reminder: we don't know the exact location of Kurtistown. Maybe we are ALL country folks and we just never knew it.

Fun fact: I’m from Europe and was on a trip around the United States and our guide INSISTED we had to go to the Bass Bro Shop, so thanks to her that store was one of my first introductions to America

Country people are so interesting to me. I'm Filipino-Chinese and would go back and forth between the Philippines and China growing up. Our version of "country" people are basically just people who live outside urbanized cities. They live in [rural] provinces, grow up in farms, embrace a simpler way of living, are more traditional, and yes of course many of them marry their cousins and second cousins because of how small their population density is... But most of the "country people" where I'm from are also from lower income groups and are often deprived of basic government services, access to quality education, etc. Being "country" isn't a flex where I'm from. Most of them want to move to the city because life is just much better here. City people often pity "country" people here lol. It's crazy that American country people are so different. It's like a completely different universe. First time for me to hear about somebody who's actually proud of growing up in a farm.

Male country singers: "I love beer and my dog and my truck" Female country singers: "I think I'm gonna kill my husband..." Kurtis: "I love you but now I love your brother..."

*puts on cowboy hat and camo* "I look racist" -Kurtis Conner

The absolute shock and trauma Kurtis went through after leaving that country shop is the funniest part of this video

How did I never notice Kurtis puts something on his chest for the "Don't touch my truck" skit holy shit

Makes a whole skit about getting into the passenger side and doesn’t realize that the front camera is inverted on tiktok

the reason he went into the passenger's seat is because he just wanted to sit in his truck and think about crazy shit

I keep coming back to this video because of his reaction to the beer opening. He looked panicked and horrified one second and the next he looks so accomplished and proud.

My best friend is a country girl and that song talking about "the daggum heat" is one of her favorites 💀 and she skins and hunts deer and wear camo all the time and all that, and for Christmas she got a FREAKING GUTTING KIT. AND LIKED IT. She's a great person but kind of a psychopath 😭 If you couldn't tell we're opposites, I've been considering being vegan

ah yes, the three genders, country girl, country boy, and country memes

This is me when kurtis missed the perfect opportunity to say “the stables have turned” 😐

"What if country boys actually talked like that?" As a native Southerner, I can honestly say that I know at least three people in my friend group that do.

I grew up on a farm, but never considered myself a country boy. I was into shitty pop punk and skateboarding. It was always the suburban kids that wore plaid shirts tucked into their massive belt buckles and topped it off with a cowboy hat. They loved to talk about how “country” they were and they’d kick my ass. They wanted to be cowboys so bad. The funny part was they probably couldn’t remember the last time they saw a cow in real life, when I had to get up 2 hours before school and shovel shit for an hour and a half.

“How are supposed to start a family if we ain’t family” 😭😹

I cannot believe Kurtis made a bisexual cowboy anthem

Blood Related is genuinely A Certified Banger. It’s all the good parts of country music without the sexism/objectification that makes me hate mainstream country music

I’m from Oklahoma and met the country boy with the rainbow truck!!!! He was at OKC PRIDE in 2019. He was sweet and took pictures with everybody who asked for one! Refreshing to meet him but most Oklahomans are still bigots :) which is why I left! LOL

“just smoke cigarettes” -Kurtis Conner, 2020

"Dude, I like, look racist" -Kurtis Conner 2020

Jacob's awkward mustache just completes that entire music video. 💗 Country folk absolutely get a bad rap, a lot of it deserved (hi, Appalachian born and raised in the Deep South 👋) but a lot of it is definitely not deserved. There are a LOT of wonderful country folk.

I’m Texan and this shit hits me right in the giggle-dick 😂😂 love it! You are and honorary country boy❤🎉

he got in the passengers seat because he lets jesus take the wheel obviously

"she's the yee to my yee" is the most legendary line i've ever heard. nothing can top it. quit while you're ahead kurtis

“(A list of what country boys like) and bud light” Oh how that aged so terribly.

As a City girl who moved to the Countryside, it's like hell. Maybe it's the place we moved to, but everyone here is insensitive, homophobic, and fake. At first, they were sticking to me like leeches, but then i ran out of stuff to show and give them, they left and started to completely ignore the shit out of me. I've never felt so alone until now. (And yes almost everyone here are related 💀💀) (I'm also related to them, basically my distant cousins.)

"how are we supposed to start a family, if we aint family" *bars*

He didn't tuck his button up shirt into his pants with a giant belt buckle.... fake country boy

the amount of effort that went into this single video 🤯 absolutely insane, kurtis you are a KING

22:50 I come from a pretty country family, and I swear THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE HEARD THAT SONG OMG. That stuff just passes as normal music here lol

can i just say that "like a worm on my daddy's fish boat, you've got me hooked and my breath is bated/baited" is unironically country song BARS

“Dude I look racist” I’ve never heard something more accurate

7:22 kurtis the guy used the front camera so it flipped the image

i am eerily enraged that kurtis isn't addressing the absolute TONKA TRUCK these country boys are carrying GYAAATTTT

Other RU-vidrs: “Oh hey I moved” Kurtis Conner: *emotionally prepares you for his impending move*

damn i’m really gonna miss kurtis’s hexagon doorknobs

"you got me hooked and my breath is bated" is too good of a line to be in this satirical ass song

I'm watching this as a semi-country, Tennesseean man, that dips, drives an old beat-up truck and grew up in the middle of the woods. I find this whole video hilarious! All of the stuff he talks about is so common in the town I grew up in😅😂

"I look racist" is the most iconic line from this video

Genuinely love ‘Not-blood related’. Easily the best country song and music video.

I've watched this video so many times 😂. I literally start cracking up now whenever I think "don't touch my truck". Don't even get me started with "balance baby" 🤣🤣🤣.

alternate video title: kurtis finally embracing his true self

I’m glad that “except for that one time” is a staple of the intro now

Kurtis, I know this was posted a long time ago, but I just needed to tell you that my best friend and I say that you look like a y'allternative boy. Thank you

Growing up with country music, I recognized more of the country song lyrics than I’d like to (which, as of now, is 1 1/2)

dude between this and indoor boyfriend Kurtis is proving that he actually deserves to be in wallows

Kurtis’ leg the day after filming the cowboy tiktok with the two beers: 🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️

That song is a genuine BANGER I've listened to it so much I have lyrics memorized I love that song so freaking much

My husband and I could not stop laughing while having dinner! Youre hilarious

the look of fear in kurtis’ eyes inside of that bass pro shop was entirely genuine.

Bisexual Cowboy Finds Love: The Song

OMG CLASSY DISNEY TABLE AT 15:20

Wow, Kurtis is a man of many talents; a stand-up comic, a RU-vidr, a news anchor, AND the entire Government system!

This is Kurtis at his best. Jokes scripted and unscripted, lil tangents, a SONG!! So good

the most unrealistic thing about this video is that kurtis's song isn't already on the top of the country radio charts

Did you know country music was originally left wing before the right appropriated it? A lot of old country singers were pretty sympathetic towards Communists. On a similar note, the original rednecks were openly communist and were anti racist.

Such a beautiful song. Still brings tears to my eyes to this very day ❤

“You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” RIP Kurtis 😔

“Do British country boys exist?” Yeah they’re called Australians

I absolutely love the song at the end 10/10 would listen to on repeat ( 26:30 - 29:55 )

I quote the "don't touch my truck" quote everyday. It became a very big part of my vocabulary and i make many people confused but i just can't help it

this song is accidentally a bisexual country hit

I'm glad they refer to that girl as "the farmer's daughter." I, too, like to refer to women exclusively by what man they belong to.

Not the pants in the boots 😭

Kurtis’ little laugh when making that one tiktok was nice to hear omg it was just so happy!! Always a joy to see one of my fav youtubers having fun while making content.

If Kurtis ever forgets the “except for that one time” he’s gonna get cancelled again

“You’re the yee to my yee” best song lyrics EVER no cap

I showed my bf your videos and it got a genuine laugh outta him. I don’t know if I’m more proud of you or me

I was very much not expecting that ending song but I am living for it.

Kurtis has achieved the rarest and final form of country culture: gay country music

No cap that country boy song hit

Genuinely one of the best, most relatable song I've ever heard. Sitting here with my cousin in my truck listening to this. True love comes from the strangest of places.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😂 And I'm not even from the USA but I love your country people immensely oh my god I can't even express it

hes taking about the country boys huge baloobies but did he not notice his absolute CAKE????

that line "how we supposed to start a family if we ain't family?" daggum...i cried kurtis :( stay strong brother

One of your best videos man. 🔥🔥

What you said about how a lot of country singers didn't actual ever work on a farm is so true! My parents farmed a lot while I was growing up, but I don't even consider myself a "country kid" because I never had to wake up early to milk a cow. Like the most I ever did was clean up after chickens and bury a dead baby chick when I was nine.

"I married your brother so we could be blood-related" Uhh country Kurtis I don't think you understand how DNA works

“a country boy would’ve just called his golden retriever to lick up the beer” that is so accurate that’s something my grandpa would do

Ringing in the new year with this video while cleaning. Happy New Year! Can’t believe it’s finally 2024. This year was slow and fast at the same time.

I've listened to "Blood related" for years before even knowing Kurtis, I just discovered this video. Full circle moment

Yes Kurtis, there are British country boys. They're called Aussies

Ok but why is none talking about how he married the girl’s brother? This song’s a bi anthem.

I love you bro, keep making these great videos flowing

6:00 3 years later and that "Arby's. Get Fucked." line still gets me

“he looks like if papa john wasn’t bit by the radioactive pizza” apparently i am unfamiliar with papa john’s origin story

My brother's a certified country boy and he shivered when you put your jeans in your boots But he confirmed that you likely wrote the first pro-gay country song

I recently watched one of your videos where you mentioned that you were once charting with a country song - i love that i now know where it came from

"I will continue to dress like the Mad Hatter.... HEHEHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"

imagine country boys actually having a banger and crying as they relate to that song LMFAOOOO