This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Five Edition (2020) 

Yes

Yes

Ba-Dum-Tshhhh

The Jets deserve a Adam gas mask

Agree

Understandable

Dak really deserved better.

F

Dak’s ankle was like an obtuse angle. Imagine if he becomes like Alex Smith

Love your videos dude, God bless.

Good God, as awful of a coach Rex Ryan was, he at least kept the Jets competitive until the butt-fumble happened. I swear, that moment was the death knell of the Jets.

“The jets aren’t good at anything”

You know it’s over when ESPN of all people decides to used a Jon Bois-esque quote to describe the Jets

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have clinical depression 🤙🤙🤙🤙

The Buttfumble (Jets), the Rodeo Clown (Texans), the Choking Hazard (Falcons), and the Derp (Giants) aren't "real" football teams.

If not them, I'd say the chargers

The Jets already have a video on them but if they go 0-16 maybe it'll get an update

Based Sekibanki Chargers did win a Championship pre super bowl, so they could be a half century failure

Didn't they have a lolcow video in 2017?

@Soda King Did you watch the Dolphins vs 49ers game by any chance?

That wasn't a grown man, he's his son now

People have gone to jail for lesser crimes

He has kids.... think of the children.......

@@jakethrash2673 Looks like Earl Thomas has a younger brother

@@KillerInstinctCS2 it's ok, Derrick Henry will always take care of his grandchildren.

Ya don’t say.

@John nie his kicker ain’t

@18:58, perfect use of the meme

@@EverythingIsGuchi where that meme from

At this point I wouldn't be upset if they used their 1st round pick to draft a kicker.

Agree. A deep cut that not everyone will get.

I was wondering if anyone would catch that tbh lmfao

I’ll *flipping* do it again

That pick by Harrison was a good throw, wasn’t really Rivers’ fault. Harrison just read that beautifully.

*Laughs in Goofy* Guilty!

Whoa Whoa, Philip doesn't cuss.

"I came here to throw picks and impregnate my wife. And I'm all out of wives."

I wonder how well he’d do in Miami with Flores 😔

@@christianm5372 Or on the Colts with Frank Reich.

Trade him to the Steelers. Sit him behind Ben, have him learn and reconnect with JuJu from his college years.

Heck, even the Saints would be a viable destiny if Brees retires.

Now bell is free from gase and hopefully ready to come back

This is actually smart and logical. Maybe like a sort of awards ceremony where the winner is revealed either in next week's vid or done by poll on Twitter/YT and announced at the end of the vid. Damn you for having a good suggestion.

My friend, you have gifted us something glorious

You had Jalen mills over the lolcow of the week Text not Arcega whiteside

The Jets are automatic weekly winner of the LOLCOW award. Whos going to top them?

@@UnchainedAmerica Maybe UCF for choking against Memphis?

@NighthawkAquila nah I’m a eagles fan I respect that man

As an MSU alumni, all of Starkville are Dak fans, it hurts to see him get hurt.

That's been 2020's motto.

*Giants*

@@49ersdog70 yep. I'm guilty of being a fan.

@@adamthespinygiant oh im so sorry to hear that

@@49ersdog70 trust me. You don't have to be. Their derps. But they're MY derps.

That honor belongs to the saints

As a Vikings fan I was suicidal after that game 🤦😞

That was me with the Niners last year.

Yes sir

As a non-Seahawks fan, almost all your games are just so entertaining and captivating, you guys are like the anti-Alabama Of The NFL (Referring To the fact that Alabama has an average of 3-4 interesting and exciting games a year, including playoffs, but this year, for the first time in who knows how long. the football gods may bless us with back to back exciting Bama games, if the Georgia game lives up to the hype)

Sequel: and Spinoff: Spanos: Curse of the Death Bolts. For whom the Le'von Bell Trolls....

Would watch. Especially if RiffTrax does the right thing with it.

@@ryanevans371 exactly lmao

its the best thing ive ever heard

God I hate dean Spanos

imagine sharing a first name with that loser

Was not expecting a Manos reference from the Tree. Much respect.

Chargers games should be called by Crow and Tom Servo.

He thinks this is madden where the linebackers cover like Eric Allen

That was actually on McLeod...he was supposed to be the deep cover for Gerry...we saw the result: McLeod went the other way and left the Eagles worst LB out to dry

@@SpeedWarrior93 that makes sense because holy fuck that pocket of coverage was WIDE open

@@SpeedWarrior93 Here's a reminder that Howie Roseman thought LJ Fort sucked but decided to make Nate Gerry the premiere linebacker in the defense. And he also thought JJ Arcega-Whiteside would be a better NFL wide receiver than DK Metcalf. This is a textbook example on how to destroy a Super Bowl winning team. Bad drafting and poor personnel decisions.

@@philly_sports1558 oh definitely.

Hopefully MST3K can make an episode on that one too lol.

There's no difference. Eagles fans want both of them cut immediately.

@@philly_sports1558 pretty much

jalen mills is burnt toast so close enough

He used Jalen Mills twice for JJAW

Yeah, went looking in the comments for this - Tbh couldn’t even tell ya what JJ looks like, but I know Jalen

2 first rounds ain’t a steal. Y’all should hope he can produce the even amount. Yes, Salty raider fan

@@Shlawbin no he’s a steal, you don’t just up and find a once in a generation type talent in the 1st round like that

As far as my team goes, he’s still not worth his salary to me. If the Raiders kept him we couldn’t pay the other key positions we are finding success with now and will in the future. I think the trade was for the best for both teams honestly.

Even with him, the Pack with crush you

No. They. Didnt. Did you see who the Raiders got in return and how much money they saved in return. Idk if you think the Raiders or Bears won the trade but whoever did DID NOT GET A STEAL FOR HIM

He’s not Jarret Stidham.

Chargers kickers are cursed

Do it. Please.

I’m guessing the Jets organization is too much in love with Adam Gase’s offensive genius to fire him.

My guess is Patricia goes next. Gase will probably stay til the end of the season cuz the Jets are actually that stupid

@@enigmaskull3495 Gase will get fired after the Jets go 0-16.

@8balln8 killingu65 AH, you mean Doug Marone. I don't know why Shahid Khan didn't axe him after they imploded in 2018.

Lev going back to Pittsburgh ayyyy

Gase knows he is gonna get fired, he's just gonna throw away all their talent first

As a Jets fan...I would love if we could recieve the lolcow of the year award.

God I love being in the AFC East

@@DeeJamBee only thing they’re gonna win this year

I won my fantasy because of that, :) as they say "one mans trash is another mans treasure"

@8balln8 killingu65 And then watch them choke it all away in the 4th quarter of the season

At least the Falcons still have their first and second round draft picks

@@josehinojosa9752 *Cries in shitty logo*

that one was legit inspired

The Master would not Approve....

The LA Chargers highlights should only have Torgo's Theme playing in the background from now on.

God it’s such an niche line but oh god it’s so good

I am so glad that I'm not the only one to get that! This guy made a great movie review of it: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ApfNoXMwjl4.html

Don’t worry. The Forgotten Lolcow has that honor of ruining Trevor Lawrence now. The Jets have to settle with Imperial Fuckboy Zack Wilson

That’s just because the ravens are a god awful matchup against the chiefs.

@@ugotnerdneck7796 True I’m a Ravens fan and our defense as good at it is get’s hard countered by the Chiefs’s speed and our offense forgets we can and should just run the ball🗿.

@@mr.delete6066 ik brother

Green Bay obliterating Atlanta was fun for neutral fans?

@@MajorMlgNoob Crap, I forgot about that game, yes that was the other exception but somehow it was still slightly better than the Ravens and Chiefs game

I hate the Cowboys with a burning passion. I despise them with every fiber of my being. But I feel really bad for Dak. He didn't deserve this whatsoever (even if EDP really thinks he did). Dak is a quality dude who has been living in a nightmare for the past year and then THIS happens to him. Hopefully he gets to play for an organization that treats him with respect in the future.

When you sign a deal with the devil, he comes to collect whenever he so chooses.

@@jrod7141 I don't think that has anything yo do with like...anything

rookie corners will make any coach look bad

I’ve grown up a Vikings fan. Zimmer made a bad call, but I don’t think he’s been the biggest problem. I’d say if nothing else, Rick Spielman needs the ax. And take Kirk Cousins with you if he’s not willing to restructure to, say, the sort of contract that Case Keenum signed with Denver a few years back

not even the 2nd worst coach in the div

He usually honors Khorne 😁

@@patrickhuffman9632 Nuffle!!!! The 5th god.

Robert Kraft is Slaanesh's champion and The massage parlor his temple 😂

@@unununununununvariabholy 🤣🤣

Hey at least the Browns have a home. Chargers need to relocate to St. Louis, Oakland or New Mexico

I'm a Ravens fan, and I'm legit hearing footsteps from those guys...

@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 We should relocate back to SAN DIEGO

2020 is so weird that its making the Browns a legit contender.

Jayson Raphael Murdock 😂 a football team in New Mexico. That would end up being the biggest shit show the NFL has ever seen

Kevin Harlan the G.O.A.T.

As a new season approaches, 3 years from this comment, its still there

Still have no idea how he was hired. His last season in Miami the team was 6-6 and had a chance at the playoffs. But after they lost the next week and went to 6-7. The entire locker room said yea fuck Adam Gase we don't want him back next season. Sure we could try and win the last 3 games and sneak into the playoffs at 9-7 but that would just mean having Gase get rehired. So the team literally hated Gase so much that they decided it was better to just intentionally lose the last 3 weeks of the season then it was to try and win and have to deal with Gase being back again in 2019. You know everyone hates your guts when they would rather lose the last 3 weeks of the season the make the playoffs. And then rumors are basically the entire locker room went to owner Ross and told him he needed to fire Gase. Only one that didn't was Minkah Fitzpatrick who then went onto demand to be traded and threatened to revolt the entire locker room against Flores. Which glad that fucker is gone can't have a locker room cancer who was also dumb enough to respect Adam Gase as a HC.

I know it's a few years ago but to me he's just having fun. He got his ring now he's making easy money being a backup

I'm picking Washington to upset my Giants.

Vikings, washington, and lions are my picks

At least I get the see the Jaguars in a game with "Bowl" in the name

@@adamthespinygiant that's an upset

My Vikings are gonna win, you gotta remember we don’t know what “draft picks” are and don’t understand how this “draft” thing works, so we’ll go 8-8 this year and pick a kicker in the first round.

I tried putting Jets tickets into my back pocket, but my butt fumbled that as well

They must think this is madden

@8balln8 killingu65 Fax

@@PhantomThiefOfSports LMAO!!!!!!!!! Yeah, you went there.

@@PhantomThiefOfSports wait until draft day....

No, it's Jalen Millside.

Correction, its "we want both their asses out of the city"

@@meganb.2249 You mean Jalen Arcega Millside?

@@darealconman how about Jalen J. Arcega Millside

@Dan Patt I;d rather have consistency, rather than 1 big play while getting burnt like toast every play all game. But that's just me

It's sad and disturbing.

@@mottdropsie wa wa

Out for the season "UNIT LOST"

It's the biggest buttfumble since hiring Adam Gase

@@darealconman Adam Gase is reverse magic. When you get away from him, your career gets better or revived: Ryan Tannehill, Robbie Anderson, Jay Ajayi, Devante Parker, Jarvis Landry and several others.

When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way. From your first cigarette to your last dying day.

Now watch the Jets go 0-16, draft Trevor Lawrence, and turn him into Tim Couch 2.0

@@AutoArtemAuto Literally anyone who leaves Adam Gase becomes better

@e-man And he made the Giants pay for it.

Yeah, that's the scary part. He might just be capable of that.

@@UrinatingTree a brick wall stands in your way from making the giants pay,its name is the *godamn eagles*

Aaron Rodgers: first time?.

This is true. Donald Trump did own a football team. It was spring football, the UFL. Though the league failed, his team did well. It was named "The New Jersey Generals". It happened to include a man that went on to play for the cowboys and the vikings. His name is legendary: Herschel Walker.

@Sho Tohara Nothing Trump runs lasts long.

He roasted them during his speech 😂

@@bezllama3325 it was necessary a national disaster

@@KingmanHighborn 40 years is not long at all!!! Hell yeah brah! #orangemanbad

Persevering

What

The Injury God taketh...

And well-merited. The Brownies are fucking good this year, make no mistake. I don't know if they'll win a playoff game or the division but it's gunna be close between them and the Ravens. Cuz you know for damn sure the Steelers are gunna choke to the Ravens and Browns in all of their four games.

Browns-Steelers should be a good game.

@@UHOH_415 now we have the respect we deserve

@@UHOH_415 Just keep Myles Garrett and Mason Rudolph separated.

So it's the factory of gladness now?

Same!

Fire *Dan Quinn*

Not really a roast if they choke on it

@e-man you’re welcome but I’m not done yet

That's cool in jaleel whites voice

any idea what the song that plays during Alex Smith's introduction is called

@@speedyeagle2.25 now do this for songs please!

@@G.P_79 I have no idea what songs he plays

As a cowboy fan I respect this from a lions fan, #onepride

I mean, the Cowboys weren't doing anything anyways 🤷

This is hilarious but so goddamn sad. lol

@@isaacwalker1931 dak was on course to set the wheels record of yards per season. If he played fully in the giants game he would have hit 2,000 yards.

Tony H pain is all we Lions fans have. And alcohol. It numbs the pain

I lost it after hearing that "Bitch Slap" and seeing Josh hit the ground. LMAO!!!!!!!!

Thats probly why they lost

It’s not late because Titans, Bills

Kyle Shanahan did choke 2 Super Bowl leads, but at least he took them there.

@@schoollunchfoundation249 my point being that Dan Quinn was a defensive coach and the Falcons that year were an offensive team

As a 49ers fan I thank the Falcons for Shanahan!

38 years ago?

Bengals fans: At least it hits the upright why can you be happy Chargers fans: HOLD MY BEER

Parkey*

13:43 *Bears Fans Anger Intensifying.*

He sold his soul for that one

My condolences

I follow the Cowboys because when the Cowboys are bad, it's like a pretentious foreign art film you were never meant to 'get' but which leaves you disturbed.

Maybe they should move to Vegas

Yep.

Yeah because Jimmy g is trash

As a Seattle fan all I can say is... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

There's still hope... I mean, in a few hours the sun will rise!

Chargers are good, don’t take away you guys played 2 games in a row being led by two hall of famers. It’s not that worrisome, Hebert is going to have a bright future. Little improvements on the defense and you guys are serious contenders.

I hope so just as well with that :) Herbert had been rather promising in his games and we have good pieces in various areas, just disappointing that the past couple of losses reinforce one of our oldest and noblest of traditions of choking lol - that and poor kicking XD

@@OCDustin Chargers are pain, don’t kid yourself

Seeing that injury list, one of the only times I didn't want to praise Papa Nurgle

GLORY TO THE XIV LEGION

Grandfather Nurgle's been partying down here on earth since mid March. If you haven't been praising him yet, you should start.

Does it matter? Both absolutely suck. At least Mills was decent during the Super Bowl year.

@@philly_sports1558 It doesn’t but just happened to notice

😂

I got dumb fucking confused when he did that twice

@@philly_sports1558 Yes it does matter