This Week in Sportsball - NFL Week Five Edition (2024) 

"THAT WAS A THICK PICK. A THICK PICK" Never retire kevin.

WE HAVE OUR FIRST TANK BOWL LETS GO

I really enjoy the weekly football recaps. Thank you so much.

the football week is never officially over until i hear “IM CALLING BOTH GAMES”

Kevin Harlan is the NFL gift that keeps on giving. First "I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES!", and now "THAT WAS A THICK PICK!"

Thicc pick joins the hall of iconic calls

You know the editing software, is actually damn good.

SHOUTOUT TO THE EDITING SOFTWARE FINALLY PLAYING NICE.

The bama shit at the end had me dead 💀

Also, for the Tankbowl I would really appreciate it if you added the most glorious tank of all time, T-28 Super Heavy, crawling across the screen. Its nickname is incredibly fitting...DOOMTURTLE.

Here's some games at long last! 0:00 IM CALLING BOTH GAMES 0:13 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Atlanta Falcons (Battle of the elites) 3:08 New York Jets vs Minnesota Vikings (The king demands royal punishment) 4:35 Robert Saleh fired 5:55 Carolina Panthers vs Chicago Bears (Do we bother of how the game went) 6:51 Cleveland Browns vs Washington Commanders (The saga of Jayden Daniels must be made!) 8:04 Miami Dolphins vs New England Patriots (Tank Bowl 1: Turnovers of punts a plenty to another shitshow performance) 9:49 Jabrill Peppers arrested and charged 10:41 Indianapolis Colts vs Jacksonville Jaguars (The fortunate has occurred of the Treavor Era that should've happened in Week 1) 12:47 Buffalo Bills vs Houston Texans (H-towns ultimate journey continues) 14:50 Sean McDermott wins Lolcow of the Week! 15:02 Baltimore Ravens vs Cincinnati Bengals (Can't escape the unbungling) 18:25 Las Vegas Raiders vs Denver Broncos (Sound the alarm the ride is coming) 19:45 Green Bay Packers vs Los Angeles Rams (Plaguing injuries resulting a mass suicide watch) 21:00 New York Giants vs Seattle Seahawks (Out derping yourselves of a 75% chance of winning) 22:54 Arizona Cardinals vs San Francisco 49ers (Mike Shannahan's kryptonite) 25:15 Dallas Cowboys vs Pittsburgh Steelers (Days of Our Steelers episode 5: The 1am Drama) 26:57 New Orleans Saints vs Kansas City Chiefs (The bullshit can't be contained as the gods grace their kingdom 28:04 Alabama wins Lolcow of the Week! 29:14 Injuries

The week ain't truly over until we all hear the greatest line in the history of mankind: "We're not urinating on the fire"

My city is getting obliterated by a hurricane right now, glad to have this to keep morale up tonight. Thanks UT

How thoughtful of Jordan Love to give us a glorious meme while Will Levis was off for a week 🙏

I will always admire this man's ability to make every recap a fun listen, alongside his amazing taste in video game OST's.

All that fresh tree sponsorship is going into new Tankbowl graphics year to year. I dig it.

17:54 was not expecting the dark souls music, good choice as king Henry takes the souls of all who stand before him

Here faster than the mood swings of a Giants fan against the Seahawks last week.

Never thought the day would come when Joe Flacco would become our savior from rampant crappy QB play. He’s truly the last paragon of a bygone era

Denver? In the thumbnail? FOR A GOOD REASON?!? What a time to be alive!

IM CALLING BOTH GAMES

I swear, the Curse Wheel managed to protect both the Chiefs AND the Royals on Monday night.

In hurricane Milton. Watching with last battery

I know this isn’t NFL related, but we really need a Congratulations video for Florida State at the end of the College Football season.

That delay of game turned that field goal into a 50+ yarder which one me in fantasy!!! Thank you ATLANTA!!!

I love the Halo music at 11:40 to introduce Joe Flacco 😅

It must be Wednesday cause UTREE has blessed us with a video.

I was just looking for this 5 minutes ago, thank you Tree

BRO the red alert 2 voice at the very end "unit lost" just transported me through time and space back to my childhood. thank you

My lord that Ravens game...Tree, I love football.

Don’t mind me, just sitting here refreshing RU-vid until I see a new Sportsball recap

The subtle Tourette’s guy snippet at 16:49 had me dying

My favorite part of every NFL week. Thank you

I'm a Bills fan, and if Sean McDermott isn't Lolcow of the week, I'll be disappointed. He's had 8 years, and he's still making questionable and ridiculous decisions

To the founder of Urinating Tree. The videos you make every week are really enjoyable and I want to thank you for making them. I was watching you at the end of the Steeler game the other day and I know that really sucked. I've been a Seahawks fan since 1976 and I understand your pain...at least we got one. Just wanted to thank you and God bless you 🎉

Hearing Halo music to Joe Flacco highlights is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard/ seen.

Gwyn, Lord of Cinder fucking slaps. Happy every time I hear it in your videos.

"Prepare yourselves... for Tank Bowl!!!"

Who called the Cardinals upset? Rhetorical question, about 6% of us did. The real question: If you were a 6 percenter, are you a salty NFC West fan (about 4.5%, and kudos for being one of if not the worst division in football)? Might u be a hopium-driven Cardinals fan? About 1%? Or do you fall in to the 0.5% that actually thought they would take the dub?

I love how much of a video game fan you are Tree. The SNES/Genesis music/sound effects are always fun but I did not expect the Dark Souls music during the Bengals/Ravens recap lol. ❤

I don’t even like football but I love IM CALLING BOTH GAMES and THE CULTURE IS ACTUALLY DAMN GOOD

Please, Tree. I need my hockey.

For years, UrinatingTree has been pretty damn good.

"THAT WAS A THICK PICK!" has got to join the intro voice overs mid season through, or at least for playoffs and on. What a thick pick of a sound clip

Truly are we blessed with such an early Tank Bowl. Blessed be we.

I’m convinced Joe Flacco will play football longer than Brady did

"Poetry with the pigskin" and "Shakespeare with the spiral" over the Halo Gregorian choral theme is fucking goated. You are a gentleman and a scholar, Tree.

8:30 that Dostoyevsky line is severely underrated, hats off to you my man

Calendars start the week on Sundays. Some even on Mondays. My week? My week starts when Sportsball is uploaded

Tree, one of the best part of your videos is the soundbites you choose to emphasize plays. i love all your references (the Heavy nomnom sack, one of my favorites) and that complements very well your frantic (and powerful) ranting. I sometimes don't understand the Football® as well as you do, but with you I always try my best. thanks!

This video was well worth the wait

This is what i needed cause of Hurricane Milton heading my way.

I noticed one similarity between this year's Vikings and the Vikings of 2016. Both seasons they started 5-0. And both of these seasons, week six served as their bye week. In 2016, they self-immolated by only winning three of their final eleven games. The same could be said for 2003. They started 5-0, and then week six was a bye week. Then after that, they proceeded to only win four of their final eleven games of the season. As of lately, the Vikings have started to slow down a little, so I have a feeling that a major collapse is imminent.

I love the banjo Kazooie sound effects.

I really enjoy the weekly football recaps. Thank you so much 😊

I am a little disappointed we didn’t get a comment on Daboll shouting, “STOP POSTING THAT SHIT” in the locker room.

Ive veen waiting all day, SPORTSBALL LET'S GOO

This season feels like a fever dream

The season truly gets into gear when Tank Bowls commence. Ballsy to pull the trigger this early. I am ready for the glorious incompetence that only Tree can make watchable!

sportsball? on my birthday? this just made my day!!! thank you tree!!!

When I saw that the Colts vs Jags was in Jacksonville, the outcome was never in doubt. The Colts haven't won in Jacksonville since 2014. My granny was like "You think this will be the Jaguars' first win?" Yes. I KNEW it would be.

As someone who lives in Germany and is a Steelers fan I have to say: The game started at 3am and ended with a dagger in my heart at 7am. I stayed up all night for this..

The Indy vs Jags reaction has to be the funniest reviewed game of the year so far 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks as always, Tree

Alas, the glorious TANK BOWL is back!

SPORTSBALL IS BACK BABY!!!!

ok tree you got me laughing with the "Arrests down by half" headline during the injury montage

I was literally sitting on the hot side at the niner game 😭😭

Find Robert Saleh as a HC for Jacksonville next year reviving TLaw with a young OC from San Fran

I'm not kidding, the only reason I watch NFL games during the MLB Playoffs is so I have context for your videos.

I really thought that this would be the week that Tree finally had to compliment the Chicago Bears. Instead, he focuses on how bad the Panthers are, and for the the fuck of it; takes a dig at Darnell Mooney in the first clip. Life is pain.

The King has returned-Rafiki

The sound mixing of the new effects is PERFECT

I'm 100% convinced the Panthers only put Bryce in so the NFL could get SOME footage of what should've been a matchup of the last two #1 overall picks. That was the whole reason behind scheduling this game and the NFL wouldn't have wanted it to be a complete waste lol

The Commanders are competitive and all it took was 20 years with the devil.

So late, there wasn’t even time for tree picks. Love ya man

He's Mastered Banishment Spells is too funny to be kept in the world of sports ball alone

I still love how your using the Grunty Industries theme for the factory of sadness. Your music use and sound design is understatedly good in these, keep it up!

One of the best weeks of football I've seen in a while

Crazy these things are over 30 minutes long now. I love it.

“This game is a pro-choice argument” Dear god that’s cold 💀

I love the game/TV game show music you have in the background.

"I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES!!!" 🙌🏾

11:34 Jesus Christ, Tank, that man had a family!

9:15 Fire Emblem sound effects? I see you are a man of culture as well!

After 7 hours of school, 2 hours of practice, and 2 hours of the gym, I always love to come home on Wednesday and see this week in sportsball

been waitin for this all day

Bruh, Burrow at the end be looking like Heath Ledger's Joker in the prison cell 😅

The fact that this man talks over SpongeBob music is what’s the funniest

"A thicc pick" is wild and I love the fuck out of it! I'm trying to figure out why I haven't heard it called that before.

Tree praising the falcons? Is this real life?

18:45 holy shit a Katamari Damachi reference. Tree is truly a man of culture.

If Al Micheals can’t be anymore enthusiastic about football than that he should just retire already…

Watching that Cincy vs Ravens game, I was literally going crazy while at work watching it. that Lamar fumble 17:00 right there legit made me clutch my chest 🥴💔😵 although that missed field goal 17:36 brought me back to life 😁 I got to hand it to the orange cats they put up a hell of a fight 👏🏾

Well. I never thought I'd see clips of my hometown (Quincy) on UT's feed ...

Sean McDermott in Buffalo is like Tony Dungy in Tampa Bay, he helps change the culture but can’t help the team get to the next phase.

Snoop Dogg after the Steelers game: "I'M SO MAD PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW VAN"

IM CALLING BOTH GAMES!

The fact that it takes a minute and forty five seconds to announce all the {injuries+arrests+deaths} is telling...

Another end to another week of glorious football