This Young TikTok Pastor Scares Me 

Hail jesus tho😌🙏🙏

Yowzers

Sounds about right

Big Oof

No surprise here

he’d say god hates gays then say god loves everyone

@@justjennayoo me, a gay gemini: 👁👄👁

@@l-3832 PLEASSSE

Yeah I kind of got that vibe too-

Nah fr that's so common like wut??

LMFAO

Eminem sermon when???

It's the weird calculated stuttering and pauses that make it so infuriating

Slam poetry with no soul.

definitely 😭

He's also always on the verge of tears in every video. I'm worried about this guy tbh.

He is crazy cakes for sure!

I was gonna say, the first few even have a slam cadence to them, with a kind of rhyme he's put in. He's put in work to taking that rhythm because of the way it makes people listen, and Christian co-opting it to make it suit his purpose, exactly like you said they do with everything.

I was a youngster when Christian Rock became this big industry, and I remember thinking the same thing- music reviewers would write these judgmental, accusatory screeds against [ insert some of my favorite artists here] while recommending Christian artists that just blatantly ripped off their style. I thought then ( as I do now)- what incredible ingratitude. If they were good enough to copy, at least have the grace to give them credit. ( And anyway, listening to someone’s song is listening to their point of view, and my Jesus didn’t teach me to be afraid of other people’s point of view. It might just give me insight I didn’t have before.)

Kinda like how a lot of church music is pretty much the antithesis of music

that is nightmare fuel right there

not the christian love child lmfaooo 💀💀

that's unholy

Underrated comment 😂

That's one unholy combination 😂

It is also a Bible reference. Matthew 6:19-20

can't wait to be eaten by moths

@b e a r i mean in church we literally "drink the blood of christ" that's some true gothic shit

It just goes to show that fossils are superior to god because they’re still here after millions of years.

@b e a r “fam were drinking my blood today, thanks be to god, and blessed be me. Also we’re gonna go checkout the new foo fighters show on the 3rd”

bro did you steal my identity...

@@carriecreatescrap5764 what the fuck are you on about mate

@@acek.7094 mb I just relate to the name

Christianity. ALL religions are ridiculous and harmful.

@@tedmorgan7002 okay fedora calm down

And to add fuel to the fire, he's a pastor.

YES I COULDNT PUT MY FINGER ON IT

these jesus simps really go hard making you feel bad and then claim they have the ONLY solution to a problem they just created. I can't stand it

@@fiandrafulchiati4901 exactly

Off topic but you are so pretty

IKR I’ve never been to church, but now I’m honestly kinda afraid to ever go

Exactly!

I'd describe him as a bat shit insane religious fear monger who thankfully won't pull in many followers with his fear based preaching.

Me

@@meloking1983 are you okay

my dude is literally in tears every other day

same w my dad who is a pastor. it’s crazy bc he even believes the earth is flat and uses part of the BIBLE to confirm his theory ???? like ?? what ???

I thought this was going to be about youthpastorryan for a minute

@@doityourselfbombs same I was worried what happened to him since decided to rid my life of tik tok, but phew we are safe

because its for clout like every other evangelical pastor

This young man is from tiktok and his father is a pastor 😏 *I’m sorry* 💀

@@vicdrose ngl I probably go on tiktok like once a month and I'm still not sure if youthpastorryan is an actual youth pastor

This man talks like he constantly *thinks* he’s performing slam poetry

My thoughts exactly :D

Imagine trying to have a conversation with him...urgh.

Or just spoken word in general. I can’t 😬

* finger snapping *

i swear!

RIGHTTTTT?????

so happy my parents got busy due to the COVID so we no longer go to church!!

exactly!!

exactly!!

He's trying to gain influence online using religion, he's bat shit. I'll take your bets on how long before there's a grooming allegation.

If he doesn't he's gonna snap or kill himself or get into a serious addiction.

He looks like he has anger problems.. I bet when hes in a relationship he constantly controls what his significant other does and constantly argues with her if she messes up a little.. This dude has problems and hes not dealing with them and using his beliefs to excuse them.. "You know God aldo created therapists.. Go to one, bro."

💯

Therapy isn't necessary when you have God. Not always

@@jazzy_for_jesus6048 Religious people are often the ones who need medical help concerning mental health. They're not immune because they have God.

@@jazzy_for_jesus6048 I'm a firm believer that therapy is necessary for *everyone* including you from the looks of it.

@@mayflowrr23 Maybe that's true, but making assumptions without knowing how he acts each day, isn't a good way to diagnose a person

I'm not a Christian but if my hypothetical child is getting dumbfuckery hammered into them in a temple, I'm going to remove said child from the temple and fuck off elsewhere.

Also, "no fucking shite, physical possession isn't going to follow your soul when you're dead".

He looks like he's trying to capture you

@@justinallen2408 Yes, he's truly captivating

He looks like he fears death with every fiber of his body

Sometimes he says something really dark and then smiles like he’s proud he thought of that. Kinda concerned.

@@tickaten there's two types of fool in the world: The person who has a phobia of death The person who doesn't fear death at all

same, for me it's an ex-mormon mood 😔

why i stopped being one basically

felt

yep, these videos always bring up memories

yeah p much

as a queen fan,LoL!

My father…was a drinker…

I want to see that

You see, my father. Was a carpenter,

@@derrickc.7036 But…. He’s also his own father? Edit: Idk much about Christianity, but isn’t he known as the father, son, and holy spirit?

@@parkchimmin7913 it’s not so much “god is the father, son, and holy spirit” as much as “the father, son, and holy spirit are god,” if you know what i mean

do different sects rly have different styles thats so funny

@@SM-yz4hi Yes, the styles can be very different, even within a denomination. It gets to the point that the style of a group is what tends to attract new converts, such as young Christians who are drawn to perky, poppy music and more casual venues. Which can be concerning, because a hip-looking church could also have really conservative and harmful beliefs. Come for the songs, get stuck with the Creationism, so to speak.

@@jaminavestajugo3456 I didn't expect an actual answer but it's appreciated! When you explain it that way, it makes sense that the styles would be different

2 hours, lucky

@@apparentlylivin I was leaning on the shorter end with that one lol

Ik

Must be the gallons of toothpaste he ate to prove that point everywhere he goes

Seriously! Is this his recruitment technique? To make everyone think his life is miserable?

he said it’s because of the lighting but i prefer to think that he just cries all day

He probably hasn't slept for weeks cause he's making too many TikToks

Oh but don’t you know all he needs is God?

get this man a therapist 2021

@@louloudaki_ fr

This is known as distancing language, and it is definately something he should seek help for.

exactly! like- everything ok buddy?

"Enter an abusive relationship with their faith" is the best way of describing what this guy is trying to convey, and I think this is a problem a lot of religious people experience.

i dont disagree with u tho i feel like its less about him trying manipulate his audience like this and more just. wild projecting. like this guy very clearly struggles A Lot and everything hes saying to his viewers gives a very strong impression that he may as well be talking to a mirror. he just doesnt seem to know how to cope in a healthy way, and thinks that doing that is somehow the only right way. its tragic, frankly, and its a shame that hes essentially lashing out by encouraging, like u said, an abusive relationship with their faith due to his own twisted experience. i hope he finds therapy one day

@@PaolaCarlos as a Christian person I must say that is very true, Christians most likely have abuse relationships because they follow the Bible, I don't have a problem with them following it, but staying in an abuse relationship because of it, it ain't it. Also im kinda sick of those Christians people who force religious one others and tell me to dedicate my life to God, like leave me alone, even tho I'm Christian, I'm not gonna dedicate whole life following an old book.

@@elliotseph6342 this is what I thought too about him, like he struggles a lot and he doesn't know how to cope with it other than that, he really needs therapy and I hope he gets one day.

You ate this comment up, that's such a good way to put it

legit, im a rape survivor and my blood boiled at that line, like no im definitely better than someone who violated me

What else do you expect from a religion based off a book from 2000 years ago??? It's fucked up but that's what it says

If you go read the Old Testament, God didn't really mind sexual assault in most cases.

It's such a dangerous ideology as well. Even if this guy isn't a rapist who is trying to normalise his own actions, but he's still normalising rape/murder ect. It goes a long way to explain why most major Christian churches have sexual abuse trouble.

@@adabsurdum5905 Christian's typically don't like the first testament and don't listen to it, most Christian's I know don't even listen to most of the second testament either because it's all really outdated

POV: your serial killer pastor locks you in his church

I think he was passed over for Robert Pattinson’s role in The Devil All the Time.

Nah he’s goin for pure flix

@@godisdead6611 lmao tbh

Nah, he's just the typical evangelical burdened by the overwhelming fragileness of their faith.

This is so accurate, everything about him feels like a serial killer’s monologue

What episode of riverdale is this

@@gentlesandladymen tell me, will

@@montymints i was literally just watching Hannibal 💀

There’s actually a story about that lmao

"One ah them always gotta be ugly." 📀👄📀

Ahh, the man who thinks being made in a lab is a compliment lol. I literally just watched that video again before I watched this one.

" i aint never seen two enlightened best friends, always one of them gotta be damned"

@@TaurusWitch29 "RISE AND GRIND"

I lied that guy 😭✋

Don’t be happy either!

@@minajones8341 at least not at the same time

@@echocourtouke see,,,,, its like ORANGE JUICE and BRUSHING YOUR TEETH-

Pretty much 😂😂 tis all sin

Raving on about possessions with airpods in his ears and a teenaged haircut that probably cost him a decent amount.

As a Mexican Catholic, after scrolling through the comments, thank you for making a comment where it doesn't describe me or my faith like an ISIS member and his interpretation of Islam

Honeslty probably makes more Christians atheists than the other way around tbh.

Coming from a Christian it is so hard to watch Christian videos sometimes

literally! one of my old pastors did this and i converted to a different religion

That's all religion is, people being closet minded delusional manipulative dicks, and blaming it on God.

I'm Christian and his tiktoks reminded me again why most people hate christians-

That one had big "angry kid who skins cats" vibes. So did kind of a lot of them, actually.

@@sudoscientist tru

@@sudoscientist WHAT KIND OF KIDS DO U LIVE NEAR?!?!?!

That was the most unintentionally hilarious shit ever, its hard to believe its not satire. They literally had a joke similar to this on Bojack Horseman

Additionally the worst ad for Christianity ever. I don't wanna have existential crisises everytime I buy something new that sounds awful

For real though I think that guy needs a therapist I used to have similar thoughts when I was forced into Christianity and yikes it was awful, like I'd get an ice cream cone and then start thinking about how horrible I am for eating more surgar and supporting large corporations and the animal abuse that goes into animal products i hope he gets help its not a good way to live

@@putridpunk7988 omg i cant be the only one who thinks like this and be nonreligious too

@@esperanzamec no im the same way lmao

literally it sounds so depressing i feel like a loving god would want humans to pursue personal interests and passions, like photography. Idk it doesn’t make sense that a god who is so loving doesn’t want his followers to enjoy anything or do anything besides worship him. Kinda weird bro

@@esperanzamec yeah I'm pretty sure its a sign of depression

It's just wrong how this comment hasn't been appreciated enough

i am australian and i can confirm that i also enjoy being comfortable and safe

Also he seems to be implying church isn’t supposed to be safe. Like… ik it’s not a “safe space” as in free from judgement (and then there’s the sexual abuse problem ofc) but don’t places of worship try to present themselves as a sort of sanctuary for at least the worshippers?

“Can we like go somewhere else? Like bro I’m not gonna be murdered here.”

honestly, i wanna know what this kid's been through. what kinda shit he's seen. what makes his little bleach blonde ass so special that he's entitled to berate us all into going to a church without daycare. i was a blessed idiot at his age too. i'm lucky i didn't have a platform to make an national ass out of myself.

it changed my life, i will never drive recklessly and traumatize old men on the road ever again

@@veronicajata3121 you're basically this guy's nemesis, the only one that can save us

@@veronicajata3121 According to this guy, you are literally the devil. Congrats!

I also love how in this having fun is brushing your teeth and God is orange juice, cause literally any sane person would choose brushing their teeth over drinking orange juice

just drink orange juice and then brush your teeth and you're fine

what actually ends up happening is people who are just out of high school rush into marriage bc they're eager to fuck but theyre soon stuck in an unhappy marriage bc these ppl arent fans of divorce either

@@luigi7834 and they believe that masturbation is a sin so like? These folks are truly stuck in the Can’t Win Corner; that sure as hell sucks for them!

@@PlayerTenji95 truth

@@luigi7834 that was a Gus Johnson skit and it's fuckin great

Really though, as a Christian. I don't give a damn as long a both who had sex, both consents. 😕

The thing that I have learned the most recently with how I view my own faith, is that fear is what drives Christians to become unwelcoming, hypocritical, and judgmental. Because the only reason why they restrict themselves from certain choices is because of fear of punishment. And then they turn that back on nonchristians... which is insane.

@@thisissshe You worded that perfectly.

@@thisissshe well put.

@@thisissshe There's a difference between the fear of the Lord, good, and fear of hell, bad. Having fear of the Lord is not a bad thing, it's a good thing.

this is almost exactly what it's like for me. my whole family is catholic and i have this fear of being disowned, a fear of dying, and a huge fear of going to hell. it's not good. the only thing that's different for me is that i dont project my fears onto other people. i like that other people find it so easy to believe in whatever they believe. but my personal relationship with religion is incredibly strange and awfully toxic. its not good for me or my mental health, but its all ive ever known. catholicism has been a huge part of my family for generations. its impossible to walk away from

I wanted to like the comment but it’s on 420 likes

You should spit some bars, you definitely got the comparisons down

spitting bars is against jesus

@@justmax_live HAHAH

his account got taken down so he has a new one w 200k

@@jahnaviraman5411 hey maybe God did something good for a change

What does that say about those millions of followers? 😮

This guy is the type of guy to use his religious veiwes against others and claims their religion is the only religion. Like religion wasn't the excuse for genocide.

yess

Love your pfp

I feel you. It's always the worst people who shout the loudest. I know those people aren't actually religious or have even opened an actual Bible (because they wouldn't be saying or doing the things they are if they actually read a Bible), but non religious people don't and then see that and assume that's what it is. It makes me physically cringe and shrivel

As a non religious person I’m so sorry that religion is being used like this ): it sux

SAAAME

@@dorothea.a yea, but other than that, he seems off

@@dorothea.a sorry, i had't gotten to that part of the vid

Gosh stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

me, a demisexual: thats just how it works

That’s not what demisexuality is dude, you’re not gonna immediately marry the person you love

right??? he's clearly not okay!!

David....you good, man?

i think he needs a therapist

the comment about falling asleep at 3 or 4 am because you never want tomorrow to come was what tipped me of

I got that vibe from the orange juice and toothpaste monologue 💀

Every word TikTok just screamed religious trauma

nah that's a pretty basic line for like. a middle school sermon

luckily, I don't think he's ever had a partner because it would tempt him to "sin"

‘now kiddos, back in my day, our generation didnt question their parents yet. but now that they do, it makes me and god MAD’

plot twist: hes actually an 800 year old immortal vampire dinosaur wizard but is trying to act human

Also seems like he has been abused. Fear is all he preaches and thinks about. So afraid of damnation. Lunatic really

@@whymthrad 100% , but rather than seeking therapy he's just abusing more people.

I see you're not familiar with youth pastors.

that's what suppression will do to you

What guy?

Because he thinks being over-dramatic is the best way to get his viewers to be receptive to his words.

And the whole "if the worship isn't good and you change churches, you're a coward" is a dog shit take

@@gregothy9190 oh yeah, absolutely. Especially since he specifically mentions childcare. Like... yeah??? People are going to go somewhere that's more convenient for themselves and their children. That makes sense!

@@gregothy9190 and a method for control so they specifically can control you over the other churches/sects lol

@@khaleesiknope its manipulation. They make up feel accepted and when you do something they dont like they take that acceptance away and say if you were really one of them you would do x y and z

Preach!

true

Certainly triggering my religious trauma 👌🏽

he’s hurting me! my teeth are rotten now from all the orange juice i’ve been chugging

he is surely manipulating people's fears and guilt, kinda low

@@fiandrafulchiati4901 I mean aye, at least hes not being like a Baptist Pastor just yelling " REPENT OR YOULL GO TO HELL, YOU ARE A SINNER, REPENT"

Sadly that was just your church/experience. Sorry you went through that, that sounds sad. The bible never say's we're worthless, God's creation would never be worthless and although you can be very happy without the presence of God in your life, you'll never be able to experience exponential true happiness through our creator, God

@@strawberryfields6917 So basically, they can never be truly happy without God meaning they're not good enough without God in their life. You're literally saying the exact same thing, don't be pretentious lmao

the bible literally says you are worth it because you are made in the image of God but you can only find a eternal source of hairiness and peace through God

@@matthewbenti3970 So, basically you're worthless and can't find happiness if you don't follow God. Same thing just with more words.

@@strawberryfields6917 this is a very common experience hun

AYE CHRONIC PAIN BROS

@@putridpunk7988 AAAAYYYEEEE. WHADDDUUPP we do be ~struggling eternally~ though!

Ayyy chronic pain pals

Eternal suffering is for chads only tbh. Most people aren’t strong enough for this stuff

Same

christian kidnappercore

😂🎯

My “god” you painted quite the picture there, didn’t you? That was rather dark.

This gives me viscerally rancid vibes, congrats.

…and i close my eyes and start spouting off gay feminist facts and watch him crumble

Super high is right lmaoo look at his eyes

"you know when you fucking suck and feel like you can't do anything right? anyway no one's better than anyone else 🥰"

I'm the most humble.

High?......yeah. high. U rite.

​@@kaicapone8189The sad thing is, it's probably not even the sticky icky, that's what a cult mindset does to you.

I know! Like we are supposed to be based of love and all but people like him just try and push people in religion by using fear and it causes a lot of traumas and toxic behaviors. I'm sorry for everything you went through and I hope that you're feeling better now

@@fluffyycloud4356 Thank you so much. And yes, I've experienced so much trauma revolving the church that I don't ever see myself going back. I love the fundamental beliefs about the religion, but trying to scare people into following "the rules" is really abusive

DUDE IKR my parents are chill but i was at two churches for awhile one was super guilt trippy and the other didnt take anything i said seriously and tried to guilt me into thinking i didn’t have doubts because this person almost got hit by a car and then saw the light and ive never really gotten over that trauma so when people try to talk at me like that it’s panic central

Me too, but I feel like this guy might have the same type of trauma. I hope he gets therapy :(

@@fluffyycloud4356 I agree 🖐

He’s ready for a pureflix show

the overacting is just. so much.

he’s really tryna get a job from these tiktoks

YES OMG

he's not like OthER BoYS

im pretty sure why he got heavily into religion was because of a bad breakup, so that makes sense 😭😭

@@anna_banana414 oh god 😭

Hey, Brian!

That is exactly what's happening. He says "you" whenever he means himself.

Sorry you had people do that to you broski. I hate to preach, but I’m Christian, and not all of us are like that. Some are, it’s true, but those aren’t the real kind of Christian; they’re the kind that pretend to be in order to justify bigotry. Just wanted to quick speak on my own defense.

@@aidenhoogstra8636 Exactly. It's like the Pharisees compared to Jesus. Jesus spread love to everyone: prostitutes, beggars, tax collectors, thieves, mothers, temple workers, fishermen, etc. He did that to save people and show them the light of God. Whereas the Pharisees preached to make themselves look holier and to make others feel inferior. They manipulated people for power. Christianity should never be about scaring people into acting a certain way or doing works to appease an angry god. Christianity should be about creating a relationship with your creator, who loves you so much, and walking with Him every day of your life. I'm sorry @Remy Carreiro if you've had bad experiences with other Christians, but know that Christians like that are not real Christians.

@@aidenhoogstra8636 I only experienced hate from christianity and a lot of threatening. But I'm more than aware of the loving and positive side of this religion. There are a lot of really nice and loveable christians out there and I accept your relegion just as much as I accept all other religions :) (as long as they are accepting and not hateful, obviously).

@@aidenhoogstra8636 respect

Can’t help but agree

Completely, Mormons and Evangelicals are literal, definitive cults that are just normalized in America and some of Canada via ongoing benefits of capitalism and colonialism

People act like selfishness was invented in this generation lmao They clearly don't recognize all the self serving people in power that have existed for decades

@@hairlessgrizzly559 true Dat

As a Christian it’s totally ok

Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry they put you through that :( I can’t believe he was looking for validation from CHILDREN when he’s supposed to be supporting you all. When I was younger my sister and I were alienated at church too. The cliques were worse than anything I experienced in high school. They would make fun of us and leave us out of things. The adults even organized a children’s take over day where the all the kids would sing for the church, but they left us out. We didn’t even know about it until they all got up and preformed. It’s hard when the whole point is to have a sense of “community”.

Aw, Im so sorry you experienced that :( as someome who also doesnt get a lot of validation, I just wanna say: You’re valid 💖

@@Ordinary_Valerie oh man. Dude, you are so wrong

valerie wicab you’re not helping at all. they’re being vulnerable about their sexuality and religious struggles and not being accepted for who they are by many christians. all you’re doing is telling them exactly what they heard before. i don’t know why you would respond with something like this when you knew it would hurt/offend them. religion is about love not shutting other people out for who they love. respectfully, shut up.

666th like 🙏

Welcome to Catholicism:

the same happened to my buddy eric