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Комментарии : 155   
@kylemedeiros6907
@kylemedeiros6907 3 года назад
Tim makes fun of me indirectly at least once in every rant. And I like it.
@cosettapessa6417
@cosettapessa6417 2 года назад
You live in a unit?
@pedrocajada3731
@pedrocajada3731 Год назад
@@cosettapessa6417 he's a realtor
@cosettapessa6417
@cosettapessa6417 Год назад
@@pedrocajada3731 oh
@seanvti
@seanvti 11 месяцев назад
Are you an old woman who knows the secrets of the universe, because you were kept in a cage for the majority of your life?
@griffinkay4799
@griffinkay4799 8 месяцев назад
HAHAHAHA I think the same thing every time.
@sgb4798
@sgb4798 2 месяца назад
Nearly 3 years later and Tim was exactly correct about the Austin real estate market 😂😂
@zachmueller2912
@zachmueller2912 Месяц назад
Really? I thought real estate is much higher than 3yrs ago
@StuTheDon17
@StuTheDon17 Месяц назад
​@@zachmueller2912 Yeah. It's a bubble.
@conormcgregorwasnevermyfri1984
@conormcgregorwasnevermyfri1984 Месяц назад
The Tim Dillon show is made for us austinites
@analyticalmindset
@analyticalmindset Месяц назад
That's because most transplant living in LA are like this and some of them have moved that to Austin
@dalebonehart211
@dalebonehart211 3 года назад
"An algorithm has offered to buy this house, and I'm like, oh? Good..." -Tim Dillon
@fbardales33
@fbardales33 3 года назад
Blackrock is buying up all the real estate they can get their hands on. Part of the plan.
@fidelio9301
@fidelio9301 Год назад
@@fbardales33 K bro
@dct623
@dct623 3 года назад
"Comedy first" is why this man is one of the few patreons I pay for
@evanlittle3473
@evanlittle3473 2 года назад
He really does put comedy first- that’s why it’s hilarious when X-tier hacks try to accuse him of being a media personality
@karningham2849
@karningham2849 2 года назад
@@evanlittle3473 Tim gets accused of being a media personality? That’s hilarious haha
@michaelfavata2720
@michaelfavata2720 2 года назад
@@karningham2849 this is in reference to the Michael Che thing.
@karningham2849
@karningham2849 2 года назад
@@michaelfavata2720 oh right I kinda missed that whole thing, might go back and check it 🤷‍♂️
@michaelfavata2720
@michaelfavata2720 2 года назад
@@karningham2849 i thought Schulz had a good take that it could well be much ado about nothing. Che has a special to sell and coming out swinging again Tim is good marketing.
@bluechipBBN
@bluechipBBN Год назад
i miss this era of tim dillon
@hopoff9968
@hopoff9968 5 месяцев назад
He should've treated Ben better. You can't treat your employee like shit everyday and expect them to keep coming back for dessert. At some point, the money's just not worth it.
@Drewswaggy
@Drewswaggy Месяц назад
@@hopoff9968so true
@the-petro
@the-petro Месяц назад
I was never clear on why Ben left, and if the berating was the gag or how much of it was legit​@@hopoff9968
@YoureWokeYoureBroke
@YoureWokeYoureBroke Месяц назад
@@hopoff9968I bet if you ask Ben today he’d say the money was worth it. Lemon party sucks ace
@ellisgill1940
@ellisgill1940 Месяц назад
​@@YoureWokeYoureBroke both good points imo
@pastaoleary3031
@pastaoleary3031 Месяц назад
2 years later Tim was right about Austin being a bubble..
@evanfeuerstein8562
@evanfeuerstein8562 3 года назад
Selling these all inclusive buildings is a real knife fight.
@Big_Wamu
@Big_Wamu 3 года назад
Ben is like Maude's friend from big lebowski that was always laughing
@podhub5274
@podhub5274 3 года назад
So true!
@gregthebaritone
@gregthebaritone 3 года назад
Che ridicolo!
@BetrayerSlayerMusic
@BetrayerSlayerMusic 3 года назад
def cleft azz vibes..
@sgrader6524
@sgrader6524 3 года назад
😆
@tonygorilla8928
@tonygorilla8928 3 года назад
Knox Harrington, the video artist.
@stocktawk
@stocktawk 2 года назад
“But ya know the realtor we spoke to today was a lovely woman who was probably in a car accident. She’s very sweet but ya know, the type of sweet who didn’t get enough oxygen.” This dude is so damn funny
@deeznutz7064
@deeznutz7064 2 года назад
It's nice to know that in this video Tim admits that he has historionic or narcissistic personality disorder and he craves chaos so he can look reasonable by default
@edp3202
@edp3202 7 месяцев назад
Pot stirrer 😊
@CJVS995
@CJVS995 2 месяца назад
Hes scum but he's one of the few who's honest and funny about it
@analyticalmindset
@analyticalmindset Месяц назад
Every New Yorker craves chaos. We were born into it , so it's our normal
@YoureWokeYoureBroke
@YoureWokeYoureBroke Месяц назад
This is an interesting way to come out as an incel
@TehMr
@TehMr Месяц назад
​@@analyticalmindset EHHH WATCH IT BUDDY IM WALKING OVA HERRREE IM A NEW YORKA
@DerekLimoseth
@DerekLimoseth 3 года назад
One of his best rants!
@podhub5274
@podhub5274 3 года назад
Agree
@michelebergman4336
@michelebergman4336 3 года назад
@@podhub5274 agree ASWELL👏👏👏
@Alexanderofthe9th
@Alexanderofthe9th 3 года назад
The one about his aunt will always be my fav
@cerberus3426
@cerberus3426 11 месяцев назад
​@Alexanderofthe9th the Salt and Straw was one if my favorites, personally, because I live near one and the people that go in there are ridiculous. "Millions of homeless people, I don't think we should be making chocolate & mustard ice cream"😂
@thewhitbyphotographer
@thewhitbyphotographer 2 года назад
Ben laughing is probably equally as funny too Tims humour.
@christianfuentes4136
@christianfuentes4136 2 года назад
My favorite thing about comedy is it’s ability to shed light on subjects that have been hiding in plain sight. I self actualize while at the same time laughing my dick off when I listen to Tim god bless his heart
@andrewlee3383
@andrewlee3383 3 года назад
People like to live in those Apartments with the stores, Gyms etc. to cut-down on the day to day interaction with Steeet Urchins. You can't avoid them completely, but if you can run downstairs to pick up a 12 pack and not be subjected to Hobos panhandling, the Suds go down much better. You don't need to run into Tiny Tim and a bunch of Misfits everytime you need to get some groceries.
@PandaFourBars
@PandaFourBars 3 года назад
If you perceive everyone you meet at these very regular establishments as “Street urchins” maybe you’re on a high horse?
@thingonathinginathing
@thingonathinginathing 3 года назад
Where tf did you live, Skid Row? Lmao stfu
@ricovelas
@ricovelas 3 года назад
I mean where the heck do you live at where you can't run to the market without pan handlers hitting you up? 🧐
@brock3805
@brock3805 2 года назад
Here’s a great idea, you could simply mind your business and go about your day or politely decline if people try to engage with you. If the mere sight of a homeless person panhandling causes you so much anger, 1. You live an incredibly privileged life and 2. You’ve probably got some issues that need addressing.
@Libertaro-i2u
@Libertaro-i2u 7 дней назад
Though it'll likely cost $3700 per month and up to pay for the privilege.
@hueydao8637
@hueydao8637 2 года назад
Donald Trump was too liberal.
@mikefatah
@mikefatah 3 года назад
100% Spot On!!💯
@devansnider7793
@devansnider7793 Месяц назад
A cursed apartment is a top tier bit, much funnier than a haunted house
@ElBach1y
@ElBach1y Месяц назад
There's a historical whorehouse that got renovated into apartments in my corner. Imagine hearing ghost cheeks clapping in the dead of the night. Truly terrifying
@ninacuntowiczaka2415
@ninacuntowiczaka2415 3 года назад
It's not a cool place to live. It is a cesspool
@Ivan2Jura
@Ivan2Jura 3 года назад
Makes my miss my eastern European apartment so much ❤️
@CM-cy3qo
@CM-cy3qo 3 года назад
the woman from the cage is now in Unit 528, .... facing the parking lot.
@AncientSlugThrower
@AncientSlugThrower Месяц назад
If Tom Dillon is telling you the market is oversaturated, you listen to this man.
@badbardsnetwork9100
@badbardsnetwork9100 3 года назад
I’m so confused whether this podcast is a real estate podcast or a journalism podcast 😂
@mqure1983
@mqure1983 3 года назад
Fake business
@connordelaney4087
@connordelaney4087 2 года назад
This is a fucking hilarious bit holy shit
@gTr4yr4y
@gTr4yr4y Год назад
I would love for Tim Dillon to roast me one day. That’s my aspiration in life.
@dblackout1107
@dblackout1107 Год назад
It took a while to warm up to Tim Dillon. Now he’s becoming one of my favorites almost on the same level as Norm who’s my fave
@dillonpeterson4178
@dillonpeterson4178 2 года назад
tim dillon can only live in new york
@analyticalmindset
@analyticalmindset Месяц назад
When a new Yorker leaves NYC they are always constant drawn back
@lkern6238
@lkern6238 3 года назад
I moved from Austin to Round Rock right before the ice storm. I pay 1260 for 2b1b but they upgraded exterior and now its being rented for 1600. They have 100% occupancy. I'm a mile from work so I can ride my bike or take 10 min. bus drive.
@lkern6238
@lkern6238 3 года назад
No washer/dryer.
@aaronscottmatthews7883
@aaronscottmatthews7883 3 года назад
haha He is talking about the Domain in NW Austin
@FATmenDRIVEtrucks
@FATmenDRIVEtrucks 3 года назад
Overpriced
@nestum23
@nestum23 3 года назад
@@lkern6238 and it’s got everything you need!
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 3 года назад
Round Rock Texas 🏘 seems nice. I have never been to Austin.
@heresthething5379
@heresthething5379 Месяц назад
I know exactly the apartment he's talking about and yeah he's on point 😂
@jimmyt7233
@jimmyt7233 3 года назад
Tim channeling the song Don't Worry About The Government by Talking Heads here
@michelebergman4336
@michelebergman4336 3 года назад
Sox & Peanutbutter!!! I NEED CULTURE! I love u Tim 💕
@APR944
@APR944 3 года назад
Facts
@screechweiner2921
@screechweiner2921 3 года назад
these are the cries of a man jealous of vanilla bland, milk toast brained people. i know them well, i also scream myself to sleep every night with the same thoughts.
@snakeypuffs6154
@snakeypuffs6154 3 года назад
*milquetoast
@untitled795
@untitled795 3 года назад
MILK TOAST AHAHAHAHAHA
@russbuss98
@russbuss98 3 года назад
I've never heard "milk toast" before but holy shit that's accurate.
@Bleh67420
@Bleh67420 3 года назад
@@untitled795 it’s actually what it’s based on. And it’s delicious!
@untitled795
@untitled795 3 года назад
@@Bleh67420 it’s totally not based off someone’s Name lmfao
@piedrabuena59
@piedrabuena59 3 года назад
I think he’s talking about the domain in Austin. San Antonio has one similar called La Canterra
@kela9256
@kela9256 3 года назад
Lmfao literally was thinking of la canterra
@angelgjr1999
@angelgjr1999 3 года назад
They’re everywhere. Shitty apartments behind commercial centers.
@Libertaro-i2u
@Libertaro-i2u 7 дней назад
​@@angelgjr1999 Yeah, shitty apartments that rent for what nice ones in the same area once rented for several decades ago!
@michelebergman4336
@michelebergman4336 3 года назад
Dude “ you have EVERYTHING U NEED”!!!! Omg HILARIOUS!!!!!
@mukesh_bombay
@mukesh_bombay Месяц назад
Tim is a prophet
@SSHdz
@SSHdz 3 года назад
Austin is totally a bubble
@Libertaro-i2u
@Libertaro-i2u 7 дней назад
As is the entire USA for that matter.
@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 4 месяца назад
I love apartments honestly, like visiting them I don’t think I could live in one. I just like all the people, you got like 50 neighbors, constant police sirens, passing by in the middle of the night. Just the sounds of the city, not to mention drugs. You can walk out your door and find whatever you want, you can throw a party whenever. I’d be living like a frat guy if I lived in an apartment. I grew up smoking weed at my homies apartment when we were kids, our dealer would pay him in weed just to take his trash out. We would stay out late until cops started doing their nightly rounds and run from them, we’d be smoking blunts waiting on 12 to come do their nightly patrol and we’d run from them all the way to the homies apartment. I live in the boonies, I barely see my neighbors and if I want to do anything you have to drive atleast 15-30 mins. In an apartment I’d legit ride a bike everywhere
@britt_piru
@britt_piru 11 месяцев назад
My Unit!
@The_realist_realtor
@The_realist_realtor 2 года назад
Hey Tim, thanks for insulting my occupation constantly. As a full time realtor in NY, I can confirm almost 90% of other realtors I deal with are fucking stupid. If you ever need someone to have fun with and talk fake business as well as real business, message me anytime :)
@SoLoGLidez
@SoLoGLidez 2 года назад
as someone who could never afford to own a house and loves to shit on realtors, you should seriously think about quitting your job tm because everyone in your life lies to your face about loving you. They respect you for the sole purpose of being on your will.
@cerberus3426
@cerberus3426 11 месяцев назад
The mutual opinion and views I share with Tim Dillon are startling😂
@nagsterthegangster3548
@nagsterthegangster3548 3 года назад
Of course Tim would have an activity that reduces the effect of gravity upon his gigantic bod. XD
@elisten1153
@elisten1153 Месяц назад
This is fucking hilarious
@unconditionedcitizen
@unconditionedcitizen Месяц назад
My unit.. deep slow voice😂
@christiansmith-of7dt
@christiansmith-of7dt Месяц назад
When people talk really fast I can tell right away that they don't know what im talking about
@jakepack7888
@jakepack7888 3 года назад
2:07 🤣🤣🤣
@lukemi3700
@lukemi3700 2 года назад
What episode is this
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад
Your fast
@ryangibson3128
@ryangibson3128 3 года назад
Tim saying faggot in a southern accent was amazing. It was above and beyond perfect.
@evanwhite3914
@evanwhite3914 3 месяца назад
EvErytHing yOu neEd 😂😂😂
@justaguitarplayer2059
@justaguitarplayer2059 3 года назад
A lot of real estate agents that do apartments make more than agents that sell houses …I think Tim has it wrong on that one …there are a lot of apt locators that make 10-20 thousand a month
@justaguitarplayer2059
@justaguitarplayer2059 3 года назад
@Tiberius I'mserious well if you make around 10-20 thousand a month , it’s not so bad. What do you do for a living ??
@justaguitarplayer2059
@justaguitarplayer2059 3 года назад
@Tiberius I'mserious …coming from someone who likely doesn’t have a job and survives off gov checks haha
@SPAMDAGGER22
@SPAMDAGGER22 3 года назад
@Tiberius I'mserious What's disgusting is all the ass kissing realtors have to do for their wealthier clients seeking luxurious houses. At least apartment dwellers are more down to earth and a much more pleasant clientele to deal with.
@karensams994
@karensams994 Год назад
Did your realtor friend tell you this? Lmao
@justaguitarplayer2059
@justaguitarplayer2059 Год назад
@@karensams994 thanks for being snarky though …you’re name is fitting haha
@kristuila
@kristuila 2 года назад
I need an apartment building attached to a goodwill
@edp3202
@edp3202 7 месяцев назад
U a genius
@nickksimm3105
@nickksimm3105 3 года назад
U don't have to justify URSELF
@arthurobrien3693
@arthurobrien3693 2 года назад
Tim, you should've moved to The Metropolis in Austin, TX
@JoyfulUniter
@JoyfulUniter Год назад
Tim don't lie to me you can't swim you're too round when you move your arms you just rotate around like a ball.
@edp3202
@edp3202 7 месяцев назад
Buoy buoy
@TerrillFischer
@TerrillFischer Год назад
@1:37 Realtors with brain injuries?
@brianreddick1474
@brianreddick1474 Месяц назад
Tim was way ahead of Joe on this one. The bubble is deflating.
@ArthurMcdonagh-fk7ke
@ArthurMcdonagh-fk7ke Месяц назад
😮
@BramptonHughes
@BramptonHughes 2 года назад
We’re all basic Tim. At the end up the day it’s just about eating , sleeping shitting.
@johnalitesbaseballbat8509
@johnalitesbaseballbat8509 3 года назад
06:16
@JP-ij7rp
@JP-ij7rp 3 года назад
WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sgrader6524
@sgrader6524 3 года назад
650
@JoeShmo8868
@JoeShmo8868 2 месяца назад
1:50
@Raj_Das
@Raj_Das 2 года назад
Podcast #??
@tinguspingus1538
@tinguspingus1538 Месяц назад
168
@belmont14
@belmont14 Месяц назад
If Rush Limbaugh and Bill Hicks had a gay son
@anthonyfuscellaro233
@anthonyfuscellaro233 3 года назад
“I have to be around people who claim to have autoimmune diseases and do not!”.....interviews Jordan Peterson
@AttergYorlum
@AttergYorlum 2 года назад
1:37 thats the hookworm #fuckthesouth
@mmr0221
@mmr0221 Год назад
Trump 2024
@whenwasthat
@whenwasthat Год назад
America, yuk.
@camp.965
@camp.965 Месяц назад
Overrated
@garygamble2171
@garygamble2171 2 месяца назад
This is too funny
@bradleyboyer9979
@bradleyboyer9979 3 года назад
Disagree with Timmy on this one.
@waynebelsar9994
@waynebelsar9994 Месяц назад
poor ben divorced back drinking living in his tesla shouldnt have dissed tims friend the butler thought he was the equal of his owner...no
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