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Tim Dillon Goes Off On Tesla Owners 

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Tim talks about people that own Teslas and the cult worship of the Tesla Company and Elon Musk.
From episode 235: • #235 - Covid Kai | The...
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@JacobMichaelC
@JacobMichaelC 3 года назад
"Everyone that gets a Tesla thinks they're part of the development team at SpaceX" "You're not part of it!" Cannot stop laughing lmao
@mr.blonde7812
@mr.blonde7812 2 дня назад
Right!?..... we're a part of the development team at NASA
@BIacklce
@BIacklce 3 года назад
Tesla Owners are the same kind of people who owned Prius' in 2006
@n-wordheelflips2648
@n-wordheelflips2648 3 года назад
hell yeah dude
@randomUsername1234
@randomUsername1234 3 года назад
Yes or yes?
@jamesni4498
@jamesni4498 3 года назад
That South Park episode comes to mind.
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 3 года назад
I heard Tesla car battery units were 🔥 in extreme heat, CA wild fires. That's not in the ads 🙀.
@KrazyKrzysztof
@KrazyKrzysztof 3 года назад
but Priuses actually are good cars
@cckmanofsteel2393
@cckmanofsteel2393 3 года назад
"I'm just a passenger" uhh yeah til you clip a 12 year old on a bike. The car ain't going to jail.
@outlander234
@outlander234 3 года назад
haha sorry but thats kinda funny
@officerdoofy7376
@officerdoofy7376 3 года назад
@@outlander234 why are you apologizing for finding something funny?
@outlander234
@outlander234 3 года назад
@@officerdoofy7376 because it involves kid being hit by a car
@officerdoofy7376
@officerdoofy7376 3 года назад
@@outlander234 it's a hypothetical it didn't happen
@outlander234
@outlander234 3 года назад
@@officerdoofy7376 oh shit I didnt realize it was hypotetical my bad... 😑
@t0ny1189
@t0ny1189 3 года назад
Cutting up lines of blow on a CD case...innocent times...
@Doriamo
@Doriamo 3 года назад
Those were the days my friend.
@TheSlymccoy
@TheSlymccoy 3 года назад
Life in the big city 😂
@Uninfluenceable
@Uninfluenceable 3 года назад
I still have a CD case in my car for this reason, it hasn't seen any lines in probably 12 years but you never know, so you gotta be prepared
@sirfrancisbacon4344
@sirfrancisbacon4344 3 года назад
I'm not addicted to blow i just like the smell...
@andrewsmith4803
@andrewsmith4803 3 года назад
Memory Lane Jack
@policy-of-truth4085
@policy-of-truth4085 3 года назад
I’ve literally seen crowds of people in parking lots getting the low down from a Tesla owner. It’s like a weird pyramid thing where you buy the car and then you become a Tesla spokesperson.
@haroldgodwinson832
@haroldgodwinson832 3 года назад
It's the 'Tupperware thing', but with wheels.
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 3 года назад
@@haroldgodwinson832 exactly!😂
@PBCBlount
@PBCBlount 3 года назад
Dude my fucking neighbor does the same thing! Him and his wife won’t shut the fuck up. I will say they are pretty good salesman because they’ve gotten one other person on my block to get a Tesla. Tesla car owners are at cult nothing more.
@carpathianhermit7228
@carpathianhermit7228 3 года назад
Heavans gate 2
@conrradotorres4653
@conrradotorres4653 3 года назад
I just laugh at them. Tesla doesn't have a hemi in it and I can actually work on my car.
@emv1237
@emv1237 2 года назад
Love that Tim ranted for five minutes about Tesla owners before we find out Ben has one😂😂😂
@vinestreet4031
@vinestreet4031 3 года назад
Hahahahaha. “Why doesn’t the car go to the meeting and say the bullshit things you’re going to say.” Muuuuuhhaahahahaha.
@jakedomshoots
@jakedomshoots 3 года назад
Ben legit has the best job in the world. Dude gets a free show everyday
@deven9565
@deven9565 3 года назад
Twice a week
@jakedomshoots
@jakedomshoots 3 года назад
@@deven9565 they are together pretty much everyday
@garrettjones1161
@garrettjones1161 3 года назад
Can't wait for next weeks podcast where Tim gushes about his new Tesla.
@philspaghet
@philspaghet 3 года назад
Teslas are great but the owner community is cringe
@KrazyKrzysztof
@KrazyKrzysztof 3 года назад
@@philspaghet they are not great
@avenuePad
@avenuePad 3 года назад
@@philspaghet Teslas just ranked 2nd to last in Consumer Reports' reliability study. They're not "great".
@avenuePad
@avenuePad 3 года назад
@Joseph Weird. You'd think that the Ford F-150 would have made the top pick list for 2020, if that was the case. Or that Ford would have more of their cars in the top pick list, and in higher positions. The truth is that Ford is a small philanthropic contributor. So, this Ford argument is piss poor. Teslas suck balls, and so does Elon. lol
@dougimpact484
@dougimpact484 3 года назад
"Elon Musk is a little annoying" sounds like an understatement
@Dan-ri9hw
@Dan-ri9hw 2 года назад
It's not even Musk as much as his fans that won't shut the fuck up about him. Reminds me a lot of the Steve Jobs cult honestly
@jamielake-boyd3600
@jamielake-boyd3600 2 года назад
Not a cult type person, but I like the cult leader a little a bit. I hope he has much success. Maybe because he is essentially a person who gets out there and does his thing. Ramble on, sing my song- reminds me of musk.
@pearz420
@pearz420 2 года назад
He's like if every used car salesman in history was amalgamated into a Used Car Salesman Megazord.
@steverobertson3980
@steverobertson3980 3 года назад
Tim is underrated. I love these rants. LOVE
@brandonslant3849
@brandonslant3849 3 года назад
The funniest people in the world are the ones who naturally entertain you through rants
@NeverTrustaSocialist
@NeverTrustaSocialist 2 года назад
For some its effortless.. With me, I still remember that one time in 12th grade when I unintentionally said something amazingly witty and the whole class was in hysterics. That one time. ONE.
@collaborativedataaccounts3249
@collaborativedataaccounts3249 2 месяца назад
You're a Tim spokesman.
@francisteardrop
@francisteardrop 3 года назад
“I used to do it on a Gin Blossoms CD”
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 года назад
I like the silliness of this almost as much as i like my silly videos.
@mikemoore5270
@mikemoore5270 3 года назад
Word
@steverobertson3980
@steverobertson3980 3 года назад
I have done many lines of a Bush CD. 16 stone or something... the memories are hazy to say the least
@JStack
@JStack 3 года назад
@@StupiderWithAB mine was Eminem show
@Battle_Beats
@Battle_Beats 3 года назад
Godzila (1997) soundtrack, Jamiroquai deeper underground lol
@roystonlodge
@roystonlodge 2 года назад
Early Prius owners were the same exact way. They always wanted to show off the dashboard and explain how the regenerative braking worked as if they were engineers and not [enter boring office job here] workers.
@MikesDetail
@MikesDetail 3 года назад
I really hope someone doesn’t write an article on this and takes it out of context. Would be a shame.
@btmathews415
@btmathews415 3 года назад
I will have a Tesla, and it will go to Ralph's for me, perform my husbandly duties, and mow my lawn - and I will be free to descend into a fugue state and listen to Doja Cat and play with my fidget spinner like I've always dreamed of.
@spencereyes235
@spencereyes235 3 года назад
90% of Teslas have annoying vanity plates
@nate7778
@nate7778 3 года назад
"Yeah you can self drive so you can cut lines of coke on a cd case" -If you've managed to find a cd case in your self driving Tesla in 2021, then you've got some premium coke my friend.
@docwillis1443
@docwillis1443 2 года назад
🤣
@ThePILUCHO
@ThePILUCHO 3 года назад
"Where you buy the product and become a spokesman for the product" you mean like a pyramid scheme? LOL
@InsidiousDr9
@InsidiousDr9 3 года назад
Now you know how PC owners feel about insufferable Apple users.
@ndnrb_
@ndnrb_ 3 года назад
Maybe 10 years ago Apple owners were like that but now almost every student has an apple computer that it’s not worth talking about ever.
@ndnrb_
@ndnrb_ 3 года назад
@Bill Rock I own an XPS 13. The way I see it the “PC superior race” is more prevalent than the annoying apple fanboys.
@InsidiousDr9
@InsidiousDr9 3 года назад
@@ndnrb_ That was true for a while, but I've seen a major tectonic shift to chrome books. Elementary schools (that I've seen) have switched to ruggedized chrome books and google-classroom. For sr. kids the regular chrome books have a big range of price points - but none that I've used have been trash (unlike those win/net books from a few years ago).
@GearsJosh56
@GearsJosh56 3 года назад
I have a pc and an iphone
@MountainMace
@MountainMace 3 года назад
Maybe if windows wasn’t a POS...
@adambuss654
@adambuss654 3 года назад
You know what else self drives, the bus.
@greygoose5964
@greygoose5964 3 года назад
Timmy boy, never get rid of Ben. You guys a perfect comedian match.
@spjr99
@spjr99 Год назад
Well
@kui_maina
@kui_maina Год назад
The turned have tables.
@jungshin87
@jungshin87 3 месяца назад
Aged sadly
@xfallofmanx
@xfallofmanx 3 года назад
This is great. He hit the nail on the cultish self-important head.
@butlerbees6639
@butlerbees6639 3 года назад
Tesla owners are like NASCAR fans. They can’t figure out what’s wrong with their 98 Dodge Dakota but somehow they know what it takes to build an engine suitable for the Daytona 500.
@pitrs101
@pitrs101 3 года назад
They will have rip my gasoline drinking atmospheric engine car out of my cold hands before I am gonna go electric
@RemoteSpeed007
@RemoteSpeed007 3 года назад
You won't have to wait too long, you will be considered the same as people that smoke cigarettes today. Not saying I agree with it, just seems the way it's going.
@troar237
@troar237 3 года назад
Let's hope a white woman with blue hair doesn't write an article about this
@justaguy328
@justaguy328 2 года назад
0:09 "you buy the product, and you become a spokesman for the product"
@Shlogger
@Shlogger 3 года назад
Tim hung the Polo up for a sec, but still rockin' the pony on the pocket..good stuff.
@DISTR4CK
@DISTR4CK 3 года назад
5:58 how he makes fun of bens alcoholism is funny af
@haymarie3121
@haymarie3121 2 года назад
I have spent the past three days of recovery after a surgery binge-watching everything Tim and have yet to see any of his rants that don't bring me to tears 🤣 comedic GOLD!!!
@sa.8208
@sa.8208 3 года назад
''tim dillon goes off at everyman in the comedy scene''
@PiNeRO36
@PiNeRO36 3 года назад
“Housewives and rappers......and I’m half of each....”😭
@Level_No_Curve
@Level_No_Curve 3 года назад
Had a terrible day and i turn this podcast on. First laugh ive had all day. Keep it up
@DutchNovak
@DutchNovak Год назад
I know what you mean
@RR-dq1bi
@RR-dq1bi 3 года назад
Here to support Tim vs angry soy Tesla owners
@IcdCff-db5wu
@IcdCff-db5wu 3 года назад
Same, here to support my fav Gay Fatty
@justchyll2009
@justchyll2009 3 года назад
This appeared and my recommended and I’ve never been happier
@sydney727
@sydney727 3 года назад
People act like a Tesla can fly. When its on the 405 northbound at 6 p.m. , bumper to bumper like the rest of them... I hope they find that cd case.
@johnykix9748
@johnykix9748 3 года назад
I’m going to keep my eye out for cd’s none of the current cars even have CD players Sharing is caring!!
@craigrobinson99
@craigrobinson99 Год назад
You can just put it on auto pilot and take a nap while everybody else is there in traffic
@cs1919
@cs1919 3 года назад
The plot twist when Tim said Ben had a Tesla after roasting and threatening them for 5 minutes
@z50king29
@z50king29 2 года назад
"It's a real knife fight down there at the Tesla dealership"
@mesmith2526
@mesmith2526 3 года назад
How did Tim know I managed a Hedge Fund?.....
@NickTew-music
@NickTew-music 2 года назад
RU-vid played a Tesla ad for me right after this video lmao
@nomararevir2170
@nomararevir2170 2 года назад
“Cut lines of Coke on a fucking cd case” Purple Rain CD was my go to.
@jeffreyjosejuarez
@jeffreyjosejuarez 2 года назад
My attorney was boasting about how he’s a better person in society because he owns a Tesla.
@CastFromTheHip
@CastFromTheHip 3 года назад
Can’t wait to sit in the back seat and watch the Tim Dillon show while my Cybertruck drives me to work.
@frankhernandez6524
@frankhernandez6524 3 года назад
I’m ok with just listening to his podcast through my headphones while being in charge of the direction I choose to go.
@donfillinger3571
@donfillinger3571 3 года назад
Seems like whenever I'm on the fence about a certain subject, i just watch a Tim Dillon video abut about it and my mind seems to make its self up.
@jcd780
@jcd780 3 года назад
Joe Rogan every podcast: Yeah I have a Tesla, it makes other cars seem dumb.
@samday1848
@samday1848 2 года назад
I love that Tim talks from a perspective I can understand and relate to! He’s a proper working class guy and I’m all for it!
@Belenus3080
@Belenus3080 3 года назад
I like the dynamic that these two have.
@Ironbird-q4f
@Ironbird-q4f 14 дней назад
Watching this 3 years later. The man is a prophet.
@lsptnjpm
@lsptnjpm 3 года назад
Thanks for everything, Tim Dillon. You are awesome.
@lightoftheworld417
@lightoftheworld417 3 года назад
Joe Rogan called his Tesla a Time Machine lol.
@jvajdos
@jvajdos 3 года назад
Why do I love watching Tim rip on things everyone likes?
@mrscruffles801
@mrscruffles801 2 года назад
It's satisfying
@thewildcardperson
@thewildcardperson Год назад
because deep down you agree and he's right
@dickfootjesus4727
@dickfootjesus4727 3 года назад
"yeah we know why you drunk" lmfaooo
@teacupgang
@teacupgang 3 года назад
Tim gettin these jokes off like it’s 2010. I love him.
@Soliaipix
@Soliaipix 2 года назад
A Gin Blossom CD, I died…
@xanderlinde8746
@xanderlinde8746 3 года назад
I used to cut coke on one of those big flavored popcorn tin tops while driving 😂
@jrbarbosa8342
@jrbarbosa8342 3 года назад
after that Gin Blossoms reference went to see their discography and there is an album called "Dusted". was that the one, Tim?
@dylanmckenzie1312
@dylanmckenzie1312 3 года назад
this is the best duo, since joey diaz and lee. I cant get enough of these rants.
@RalphieMaysGhost
@RalphieMaysGhost 3 года назад
Good thing I bought a $85000 sports car so I can get to Dairy Queen 45 seconds faster than your Kia 🍦
@nickmattio3397
@nickmattio3397 3 года назад
“I’m Doing It! ME!-I’M Making A Difference!!”-New Tesla Owner -“Bitch! You Just Bought A Car!!”-TD
@bassmaster3145
@bassmaster3145 3 года назад
Love getting ads for Chuck E. Cheese’s on here lmfao
@sparksdrinker5650
@sparksdrinker5650 3 года назад
South Park did a good episode about this way back in 2006 called Smug Alert
@shadysheister
@shadysheister 3 года назад
@Sanberk Atalay my condolences sir. I hope things are better for you now
@BOBTHEBUILDER-ql6sv
@BOBTHEBUILDER-ql6sv 3 года назад
To be fair this shit always happen like ford and chevy truck owners act the same way, especially in small towns
@sumedh4443
@sumedh4443 3 года назад
I need you to rant this at the jre 🤣🤣
@codyorton1236
@codyorton1236 3 года назад
Any car made 2010 or newer is self driving, car companies don’t want you to know that
@adrianorizzopt
@adrianorizzopt 3 года назад
The take we didn't know we needed.
@aaronfussell2362
@aaronfussell2362 3 года назад
‘I used to do it on a gin blossoms cd..’ nice Tim lol It was fucking Radiohead Kid A for me 😄
@et4493
@et4493 3 года назад
The outro joke was so perfect LMAO
@shub202
@shub202 2 года назад
4:05 thank you, thank you for that idea
@helldeirch
@helldeirch 3 года назад
when you see people act like that towards a product, buy the stock
@dustyowl99
@dustyowl99 2 года назад
the last 10 seconds are comedic gold
@rabblerebel4890
@rabblerebel4890 3 года назад
When Tim moves to Texas he'll be trading his truck for a cybertruck
@aushawkjohnny
@aushawkjohnny 3 года назад
Tim driving around in a cybertruck in his bape be a premium bit
@bobo2422
@bobo2422 2 года назад
This is so funny I subscribed
@carpathianhermit7228
@carpathianhermit7228 3 года назад
Irony is it probably requires more energy and resources to make a tesla and charging it right now than a petrol car
@donaldtrump9626
@donaldtrump9626 3 года назад
Both need to be made lol
@spjr99
@spjr99 Год назад
And 2 years later you are correct it takes basically an approximate amount of emissions to produce a Tesla as it does to produce a gas powered vehicle and power it for most of its life. Cobalt mining requires a metric fuck ton of gasoline diesel etc
@carpathianhermit7228
@carpathianhermit7228 Год назад
@@spjr99 🤣
@VCA72
@VCA72 3 года назад
I actually have never met a man who are drives a Tesla. Oh, I've met "males" that drive them, but no men.
@MrEazyE357
@MrEazyE357 3 года назад
I knew Tim would eventually get around to saying "Range Rover".
@TheAwillz
@TheAwillz 3 года назад
literally just woke up and that cocaine reference got me clucking...yay?
@livethegimmick24-7
@livethegimmick24-7 21 день назад
I always preferred Black Crowes cd's to chop up my Hollywood lines while driving
@guitarlessonslaca
@guitarlessonslaca 3 года назад
I just saw Tim at a Tesla store in Santa Monica
@nicolehall2177
@nicolehall2177 3 года назад
I just want to be able to afford the 2014🤣 thanks for the free idea at the SC station. 😉
@rabblerebel4890
@rabblerebel4890 3 года назад
Buying a Tesla is like buying into the fandom of a sports team.
@Mindexperiment00
@Mindexperiment00 3 года назад
Little do they know that no one actually survives a crash beyond a fender bender with a lithium battery Bc no water and no chemical can put out a lithium fire until Yur all dust 😂. I’ll stick w my horse n buggy of self driving. Thx!
@AgreetoDisagreeShow
@AgreetoDisagreeShow 2 года назад
Are you going to Dairy Queen ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 2 года назад
If you have a Tesla and you set it to self driving, and you sit in the passenger seat , AND it accidentally hits someone , is it truly your fault??......
@tryhardfinessedyou
@tryhardfinessedyou 3 года назад
My group of friends uses a folk implosion cd case.
@Thedudeabides803
@Thedudeabides803 3 года назад
This is going out straight to you Joe Rogan😂
@davids5529
@davids5529 3 года назад
“Tim Dillion goes off” I had to click. And second it said Tesla
@StoneyBanks
@StoneyBanks 3 года назад
I did mine on a Dishwalla CD, because you know no one is looking at a Dishwalla CD.
@jameswalker5645
@jameswalker5645 3 года назад
It's got ludicrous mode which means it sucks up the battery 80% faster. So you can catch up to the pervert van just in time for your car to die
@willowgem4573
@willowgem4573 3 года назад
Is it weird that I totally want to marry Tim Dillon....
@dc3174
@dc3174 11 месяцев назад
Currently using star link in rural Colorado, the only available Wi-Fi here, to watch Tim sh*t on star link lol
@LabTech41
@LabTech41 Год назад
I have a cousin who owns a very successful niche furniture company, and he has a Tesla, but he is absolutely not a fanboy; if anything, there's always a new thing about it that he's complaining about because either it's on the fritz, or some firmware update changed something he liked. It IS crazy fast though, and a lot more manageable at speed than you'd think for an electric car. That speed is crucial when you have to commute a couple states over on a near-weekly basis to maintain the company's operations.
@rebusd
@rebusd 3 года назад
I used to feel that way about Powermacs Tim lol
@korlu01
@korlu01 2 года назад
My step dad bought one in 2019. No self driving mode. Brand new. Dual motor. This is a guy who owns a strip mall, 9 rental properties and has the pension of a boilermakers union worker and he still pays $800 a month for it! It’s not a cheap car. It’s beyond luxury
@jeppyvp
@jeppyvp 3 года назад
0:45 literally one of the teachers in my school.
@Butts0hboi
@Butts0hboi 3 года назад
People are going to want to "test" the metal on the new cybertruck
@lacomic3820
@lacomic3820 3 года назад
As a Tesla owner I approve of this message
@violater7026
@violater7026 3 года назад
Im tryna find that $ 37K tesla he mentioned
@loganc4904
@loganc4904 3 года назад
The base model 3
@violater7026
@violater7026 3 года назад
@@loganc4904 a used 2019 is still 38k So where’s that tesla he mentioned
@loganc4904
@loganc4904 3 года назад
@@violater7026 on the Tesla website, the model 3 starts at $37,990
@albrownmd
@albrownmd 3 года назад
Cybertruck base is 39k
@nothanks8354
@nothanks8354 3 года назад
I have solar and loved it every time I lost job
@dothecarleton
@dothecarleton 3 года назад
Waiting for someone to capitalize on this rob the rich Tesla charging station idea
@dothecarleton
@dothecarleton 3 года назад
Put it on the 2021 disaster bingo card
@barnumcapote8215
@barnumcapote8215 3 года назад
grabbing my popcorn as we speak
@halvey8518
@halvey8518 3 года назад
I need Joe Rogan to have Jamie pull this up on his next podcast and make it a clip so it can be on RU-vid
@802reptiles4
@802reptiles4 Год назад
I could watch this all day
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