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Tim Hawkins - Men & Women Text Differently 

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@cjhoward409
@cjhoward409 Год назад
It’s so true ! 😂😂😂 My husband texts 1-3 word sentences and I text full on paragraphs
@thomasschwarting5108
@thomasschwarting5108 Год назад
My sisters and me, I can relate!!
@womanofchangeministries702
@womanofchangeministries702 Год назад
Yup 😂
@theclownsystem9429
@theclownsystem9429 Год назад
My absolute favorite comedian! Hilarious without being obnoxiously perverted or dirty.
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc Год назад
But I like perverted, dirty... Oh, kid, religion friendly /Wanders off to listen to DeTachAble Penis
@annettedorman7377
@annettedorman7377 Год назад
Right
@edmpages
@edmpages Год назад
As a woman, I am guilty of both. I can be very wordy and long-winded in a text, but also read someone else's text (long or short) and just be like 'k' back to them 😆
@Cyberfender1
@Cyberfender1 Год назад
I do that too. Sometimes I respond kk. But sometimes I have have been know( by my wife and other poor individuals I send to) to text them Library of Congress/War And Peace. Clearly a wrong application of this media. Apologies to all.😬
@lindalape8493
@lindalape8493 Год назад
Recently found Tim Hawkins. LOVE his comedy!!!!! Telling everyone I know.
@DivaDelgado128
@DivaDelgado128 Год назад
That's my son. I pour out how much I love him....texts back K. 😑
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc Год назад
Yes ma'am No excuse
@DivaDelgado128
@DivaDelgado128 Год назад
@@danceswithcarsdc he's lucky he's cute 😍
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc Год назад
@@DivaDelgado128 they're made cute so you don't kill them, some things they do, especially when start driving (Fwiw we lost a teen at the local h.s. OD, teach / get trained on narcan etc like CPR may save a life 🧬 May be someone you care about or know of, pandemic v. Epidemic...) /StepsOffSoapBox
@Kjoyful419
@Kjoyful419 Год назад
Now I need to reevaluate my texts to my husband 🤣🤣🤣
@kevrink5605
@kevrink5605 Год назад
The cricket's name was Jiminy. Geppetto was the man that made Pinocchio
@pastorofmuppets8834
@pastorofmuppets8834 Год назад
That distracted me from the rest of the clip!
@Daniel_B_23
@Daniel_B_23 Год назад
@@pastorofmuppets8834yep me too! 💯
@troykelso
@troykelso Год назад
*who made
@kevrink5605
@kevrink5605 Год назад
@@troykelso same difference
@kimfitzsimons1931
@kimfitzsimons1931 Год назад
He SAID Geppetto was the only name he could come up with for a cricket name. He wasn't referring to the pinnokeo story.
@jeanettepearson4210
@jeanettepearson4210 Год назад
Mine always turn out to be a essay topic so long you could publish it. My friend gets so sleepy reading my texts, she's like I'm just gonna call you on the phone like the olden days 📞😁🤭
@laurierose1293
@laurierose1293 Год назад
Im a woman and text briefly but have a friend (a woman) that texts novels. It is SO EXHAUSTING!!!!!!
@Paige-Turnner
@Paige-Turnner Год назад
Same here!! I feel like I'm being held hostage if I don't read every word and respond accordingly 😭
@KhanGarth
@KhanGarth Год назад
I text “K” in response to my wife all the time 🤣
@BlankCanvas88
@BlankCanvas88 Год назад
I'm a woman and had a male college buddy who moved to another country, so we kept in touch through emails. Our last email exchange, he laughed at how I didn't need to send him a "novel" every time I emailed him. As I said, it was the LAST email exchange. Look, it's either novel or nothing, take it or leave it. 😄 (Yeah, yeah, I'm still a little salty about it. Probably should work on forgiveness, lol. But he's married now anyways, so no need to be emailing him anyway.)
@rachelgarcia4301
@rachelgarcia4301 Год назад
A friend once taught me that less is better. I try to remember.
@smc1942
@smc1942 Год назад
I rarely text. For me, a conversation means talking, not typing. Calling. Not texting. You have a phone, and my number is in it, so just call. It takes me ten minutes to type what I could say in five seconds. (Yes, I'm aware of the irony in this statement.)
@Musiclvr3
@Musiclvr3 Год назад
Exactly!! Phone calls are SO much easier then texting, hands down!!!!
@joshuaburba1048
@joshuaburba1048 Год назад
What makes him so funny is the truth of it. That exact thing happened recently between my wife and I. She texted this long list of complaints, and I said, "okay." I swear Tim is spot on here.
@empoytekyo6981
@empoytekyo6981 Год назад
women also complain about the exact same thing to us men. they take their time typing all those words while we just respond not with 1 word, but with a letter.
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc Год назад
Women it's all about the relationship Will he leave when i'm pregnant My ankles swollen Get fat Old Yada Yada Yada Guys, I'd still do her /Ducks 🦆 After starting WW3
@Paige-Turnner
@Paige-Turnner Год назад
Or an emoji 😂
@brendas5557
@brendas5557 Год назад
lol 😊I’m so glad I saw this. I tend to rattle on & on texting. My brother would send back a one word & no more than 2 word responses. All this time I thought he must have been upset with me. lol.
@julielindforsrn270
@julielindforsrn270 Год назад
When you mentioned Geppetto I remembered my high school etiquette teacher Ms Burke. with the most Prim and proper wonderfully sounding German accent, when proclaim, “Jiminy Crickets” (at this point I’m not sure if that’s a Catholic cuss word or Southern California cuss word. but after fart knocker, I had to tell you this one. my mother died about a decade ago, but before her stroke the strongest term I ever heard her use when someone cut her off driving she would call them a, “FART BLOSSOM” since both my folks were native Texans, I’m fairly certain that’s where that one originated, if not with her alone LOL😊
@evage99
@evage99 Год назад
Ok "fart blossom" has me crying, I'm gonna steal it
@mariantreber8055
@mariantreber8055 Год назад
Schools, today, could surely use "an etiquette teacher"!! Was that a whole class or was it in called something else?
@rachelgarcia4301
@rachelgarcia4301 Год назад
Grow up
@juliel7064
@juliel7064 Год назад
@@rachelgarcia4301 That was harsh are you having a bad day? Bless your heart.
@juliel7064
@juliel7064 Год назад
@@mariantreber8055 I went to a Catholic college prep academy for girls in the 70's. I would at least like to see it offered as an elective and should include cotillion
@gingerstoudt6978
@gingerstoudt6978 Год назад
This is the truth, period!!! 🤣 ✔
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc Год назад
You wanna talk about periods Go to Chick 🐥 🐣 Comedy but wonder what Hawkins could do... Hmmm 🤔
@thomasschwarting5108
@thomasschwarting5108 Год назад
My sisters do the SAME THING. I can relate!!
@joshstucki4349
@joshstucki4349 Год назад
The best part of being a man is the "nothing" box. :)
@flkayak5613
@flkayak5613 Год назад
Mark Gungor is great to.
@heavenlee4117
@heavenlee4117 6 месяцев назад
Yes. Pop psychology calls it "mindfulness" or "being present in the moment". Truth is, those are just fancy ways to say "nothing box" 😂.
@spconrad9612
@spconrad9612 Год назад
Probably my favorite comedian.
@papabrtrk
@papabrtrk Месяц назад
😂👍So true! Ask a simple question and get a discourse in return!
@Xaforn
@Xaforn Год назад
😂 he’s never met my bf, man the guy can out text me in paragraphs…..like he’s rewriting his college thesis papers 😂. As for my dad it’s usually two letters; Ty, ok, etc.
@janetdolman7843
@janetdolman7843 Год назад
My sister texes like a woman. I text like a man. Short and sweet.
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc Год назад
K LoL 🙃😹😼😾
@joebob344
@joebob344 Год назад
As a man I've always texted a sentence or two. Nothing crazy. My ex wife always respnded with k. Hated that. Not even a capital K! Minimal effort. No respect. Notice how I said ex wife. Lol
@amywhigham4790
@amywhigham4790 Год назад
So hilarious! 😆😅 Although, I don't text a lot but it veries and depends on who I text to! 🥰
@sarahberkner
@sarahberkner Год назад
I think it depends on personality, I would never go into detail how I'm doing and I take after my dad more.
@samuraijedi1669
@samuraijedi1669 Год назад
Imagine if women texted like men & men like women. Phone conversation would never be the same again. 😅
@StephanieMT
@StephanieMT Год назад
Maybe its because she knows youll read the text but wont listen when she actaully talks to you
@heavenlee4117
@heavenlee4117 6 месяцев назад
Oof
@mmabagain
@mmabagain Год назад
Opposite for me. I text my wife “Hi honey, how’s it going?” If my wife even answers, it is “good”.
@jeffmuller1489
@jeffmuller1489 Год назад
Forgot to mention all the emojis and animated gifs women send.. 😁❤️😘😂
@erinmiles3083
@erinmiles3083 4 месяца назад
It's not geppetto That was Pinocchio's father You're thinking Jiminy cricket 🤣
@Paige-Turnner
@Paige-Turnner Год назад
Im a woman and text like a man then 🤣 My friend writes books to me and im like, "yep"
@woody5476
@woody5476 Год назад
My wife gets offended when I only text back "ok."
@zacharysiple629
@zacharysiple629 Год назад
"Okay, that sounds good to me." That may fly better. :)
@GiraffeNana
@GiraffeNana 6 месяцев назад
He's so funny, AND he's got a great singing voice! OOPS! That's too many words😂
@dawnjohnson8739
@dawnjohnson8739 Год назад
Well, he asked and she answered. What was she supposed to do?
@bmom3191
@bmom3191 Год назад
You are just so hilarious! I wish you would come to NY!
@datanknation4645
@datanknation4645 Год назад
He is in Buffalo 15th of April in the chapel church
@OBXDewey
@OBXDewey 6 месяцев назад
I text "OK", too. I may not read the novel I was sent. I'll just say, "OK." She'll tell me about it again anyway. If I get accused of not reading it I say,"OK."
@TheHKdan
@TheHKdan Год назад
38-year-old husband right here🙋🏻‍♂️: according to this, I text like the wife…😐
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc Год назад
Sad but true here too My much abridged version
@daimpressionz6248
@daimpressionz6248 Год назад
Same here, I actually put thought and effort into texts😶😂 ….personally, I like to think more depth and effort in texts equals the fact you’re not a shallow person🙂 plus, emojis go a long way to show that you’re not actually giving a cold tone. Those that don’t know what I mean, lemme give an example. Which shows depth and effort vs the few word texts: “Hey (insert name)! How have you been today?? 🤗🤗Would you like to walk me through it at all??🤗🤗🤗” VS “Sup, how’s life?” “Fine” “How was your day?” “Decent” Etc etc Those who took the time to read this….congrats on your quick tutorial on how to not be shallow I guess?🤣 if you’re offended, I’m sorry, but it’s the truth that texts without depth or hardly enough effort just seem really shallow and cold and dim.
@InDirectDiana
@InDirectDiana Год назад
Lol! So does my husband. He'll ask, how's your day? Did you sleep well? Are the kids behaving? Me: good, idk, yes.
@loriforges6304
@loriforges6304 Год назад
If you don't want to know don't ask
@chrismellon127
@chrismellon127 Год назад
Spot on!!!!
@gabriellerussell8484
@gabriellerussell8484 Год назад
I have been known to text novels. 😂 I have (twice) sent messages so long that when you click expand it’s not even in a word bubble anymore. It’s just a white page full of text. 😅
@michsims123
@michsims123 Год назад
So funny! Though I tease hubby for writing the essay long texts, and I do the one word response! He should be able to read mind right??
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc Год назад
Was it in the vows That he tries?
@Nonnie335
@Nonnie335 Год назад
The accuracy 😂
@anncoleman629
@anncoleman629 Год назад
When are you coming to Southern California again?
@texancuber
@texancuber Месяц назад
That’s totally true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@BibleSamurai
@BibleSamurai Год назад
So I'm not alone. My wife's texts me a Book 😭
@Manperor
@Manperor Год назад
im wheezing
@Upthetown57
@Upthetown57 6 месяцев назад
Idk if it's just cause I like her so much but I text wayy more like his wife when I text my crush. But she does text pretty much the same way he's right there
@rachelgarcia4301
@rachelgarcia4301 Год назад
My brother can be wordy when he waxes philosophical.
@patrickgallagher9069
@patrickgallagher9069 Год назад
Why hasn't Tim Hawkins been on Dry Bar Comedy?
@mercymfula9728
@mercymfula9728 Год назад
You asked😁😁
@bertblue9683
@bertblue9683 Год назад
My girls freak out when I reply to them "K"
@alg375
@alg375 Год назад
😂😂😂 so true!! Lol
@Matt02341
@Matt02341 Год назад
Plot twist: his wife is addicted to cocaine and her chiropractor is her supplier
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc Год назад
Filed for divorce based on reading text to audience/ YOUTube
@coxde234
@coxde234 Год назад
When are you coming to the land down under....Australia.
@PaganSkye
@PaganSkye Год назад
Haha this is true
@bradrushing5959
@bradrushing5959 Год назад
Later, I say to him, " I don't think you even read my texts." ~ I've watched my husband scroll through Facebook. He rarely comments or likes , just scrolls. He will right on past MY POSTS. He doesn't even notice they were mine.😄 ~ Heather ~
@evage99
@evage99 Год назад
My husband 'liked' a meme I shared on FB, then sent it to me via messenger, because he didn't look to see who'd posted it... 😂 I gave him enough heck over it that he hasn't done it since.
@Evenmoresteven
@Evenmoresteven Год назад
Ummm, that was an incredibly short text compared to my wife's. I'm talking full on novels my friends....
@lenbuckholtz2740
@lenbuckholtz2740 Год назад
yeah
@annep.1905
@annep.1905 Год назад
Nah, the biggest difference is the use of emojis.
@AkonFenty1992
@AkonFenty1992 Год назад
LMAO
@54Fighting
@54Fighting Год назад
OK!
@kennedypoi503
@kennedypoi503 6 месяцев назад
Hawkins hashtags
@w.ryanbutler8097
@w.ryanbutler8097 Год назад
I mean....the phone screen is only so big. If you have to do ANY scrolling to read the entirety then the text is TOO LONG!!
@uknowitliberty6373
@uknowitliberty6373 Год назад
Hee, hee
@waynesteffen3262
@waynesteffen3262 Год назад
Well, he did ask her how she was, so no sympathy here.
@prestongower7800
@prestongower7800 Год назад
HAHAHA FIRST I LOVE TIM HE'S HILARIOUS AS FUCK
@AmericanIdiotPolitics
@AmericanIdiotPolitics Год назад
fr
@johnnyllooddte3415
@johnnyllooddte3415 Год назад
i dont text
@trekkie-cat
@trekkie-cat Год назад
Im a woman and text like man. I see no point in saying extraneous words!
@jasonhamilton6362
@jasonhamilton6362 9 месяцев назад
😂
@Brigand231
@Brigand231 Год назад
It's funny cuz it's true!
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc Год назад
Nuh uhhh ...---... Blows out your buffer Like texting had a Twitter limit
@BakeaNewDawn
@BakeaNewDawn Год назад
That was a short text from your wife, just saying 😂
@beccalove8791
@beccalove8791 Год назад
Hahahaha
@TeaPourSixFour
@TeaPourSixFour Год назад
B r i l l i a n t 🎉😂😂😂
@HPTFan
@HPTFan Год назад
xD
@Sarah-zj5xr
@Sarah-zj5xr Год назад
Aaaand he’s divorced now just FYI for anyone taking notes 😂
@penguinrea0088
@penguinrea0088 Год назад
Jesus Loves everybody
@mgm2008
@mgm2008 Год назад
K 😂
@Sidetrackification
@Sidetrackification Год назад
I k r.
@bojiden
@bojiden Год назад
Good comedian but he tries to hard
@heavenlee4117
@heavenlee4117 6 месяцев назад
He's just dramatic - that's his personality. Some comedians use dry humor, like understatement and subtlety. Others like him and Jim Carrey are dramatists.
@knappdaddy
@knappdaddy Год назад
“K” gets me in trouble !!!
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