Tim's Kitchen Tips -- Episode 1

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Tim Heidecker teaches you how to make Russian dressing with some help from Eric Wareheim.
Buy the Pitzman's Mustard beanie and more official Tim and Eric merch now at timanderic.com/store
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Directed by: Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim
Executive Producer: Daniel Kellison
Executive Producer: Doug Deluca
Executive Producer: Mickey Meyer
Head of production: AJ Tesler
Senior Producer: Debbie Chesebro
Producer: Nicholas Veneroso
Associate Producer: Chou Yam
Director's Assistant: Caroline Bader
Director of Photography: Chris Darnell
1st Assistant Camera: Dustin Yates
Cameraman: Benji Lanpher
Post Supervisor: Josh Kurz
Editor: Nick Gallucci
DIT/Assistant Editor: Aron Fyne
Visual Effects: Shane Winter
Gaffer: Chris Walters
Best Boy: Tyler Johnson-Williams
Sound Mixer: Kevin Bellante
Costume Designer: Ayumi Moore
Make-up: Elle Favorule
Make-up Assistant: Victoria Boothroyd
Set Designer: Julie Ziah
Art: Ashley Hankla
Field Coordinator: Zach Mahassine
Set Photographer: Todd Mole
Office Intern: Adrienne Visnic
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23 июн 2013

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@MattMonk 6 лет назад

It's one of my favourite things and I think Tim is the best at false sincerity, he must have watched a shitload of television growing up.

@johnnyluna7824 6 лет назад

MattMonk false sincerity is such a good way to word it.

@stepj7973 6 лет назад

MattMonk oxymoron, much?

@TheMarleyDavidson 6 лет назад

@OgreWolf It's just paying attention to detail.

@letsplaybaby8098 5 лет назад

Sure that's exactly where he learned it.

@BB-vo8bv 5 лет назад

I'd agree with the possible exception of David Cross

@user1point0 2 года назад

"Well, just don't tell them there's mustard in it" The mustard being the very first thing Eric notices

@kwizatzhannahrach Год назад

I’m sure the extra Pitzman’s all over the lettuce at 3:34 didn’t help 😂

@whatr0 Год назад

very unprofessional behavior from Eric if you ask me he didn't even give any helpful tasting notes

@victorseborowski5248 Год назад

Lmao awesome catch / point out

@SuperPussyFinger Год назад

Thanks for the blow-by-blow explication.

@mikespidle9770 Год назад

I can't believe how incredible he is at being sincere. I literally got lulled into thinking "Hey, is this real?" and then the mixing began 😂

@James-if3kc Год назад

Well, he is an actor, lol.

@mikespidle9770 Год назад

@@James-if3kc True, but I think few comedic actors have a gift for false sincerity like Tim does. He can elevate every awkward situation to seem uncannily genuine.

@James-if3kc Год назад

@@mikespidle9770 True!

@bradheiple1865 Год назад

This comment has me 💀

@uberpies Год назад

❤ Any video with a comment containing “and then the mixing began”

@dreamtrashed 5 лет назад

The camera angle switches in the beginning are a spot on absolutely perfect parody of actual Food Network shows.

@poolsofbloodinyourstomach 2 года назад

Yes, yes they are.

@conorhoney7776 Год назад

i love how they keep doing those angles when the show falls apart and eric is yelling

@canadude6401 Год назад

and the zoom in at the Pitzman's mustard "sponsor" 2:43 and the little musical number at 3:46 when he brings in his guest. Genius level parody

@VaporwaveRick 10 лет назад

Tastes like a runny ketchup sauce with a lot of mustard... Thanks for having me.

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 5 лет назад

I made this for my dad, and you know what he did?! He freaking moved!

@powerslop7941 4 года назад

Lol

@MrJimmyTide 4 года назад

It's funny because he barely put any mustard in it.

@TwentyOne_Five 4 года назад

Lol!!!

@carrotslat8100 3 года назад

@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse not once, not 12, but a dozen times

@Huntington12345678 8 лет назад

I had Pitzman's Mustard on some cinnamon rolls, once. For about a week, I lost feeling in a few left toes, but I could see right through most medical bondings and adhesives.

@johnthompson145 8 лет назад

A must-try tip.

@Bhatt_Hole 5 лет назад

You lie!

@AyooMuzz 5 лет назад

Lmfaooooooo

@favoritemustard3542 5 лет назад

Plot Twist: they were his right toes!

@brandonk6327 5 лет назад

what a funny comment

@Maxbear1112 Год назад

I love how Eric grabbed a piece of lettuce to dip and when they cut to him eating it was celery.

@markbeaver4806 11 месяцев назад

Wow, this is true 4:59 😮 Their attention to detail is amazing

@davidswanson5669 5 месяцев назад

Pitzman’s mustard will do that.

@BryceEdwardBrown 3 года назад

I can't believe he actually got real mayonnaise for this video, the absolute dedication!

@CuttySobz 3 года назад

Wait REAL mayonnaise???? You've got to be kidding me that's amazing. Gordon Ramsay would be jealous.

@film79 3 года назад

It's cute you believe him. But real mayo comes across neon blue on hollywood digital film cameras so I'm sure he used white out like Emeril lagasse does.

@gm3145 3 года назад

I'm eating it now

@DeathOrGlory83 3 года назад

Oh cmon, everybody knows it’s really all about the pitzman’s.

@heyimgoingtoplaysomegames 3 года назад

@@DeathOrGlory83 Pissman’s

@ff7522 9 лет назад

Picks up the lettuce. Scene switches to him eating celery. Nice touch.

@andrewdavid601 7 лет назад

ff7522 it's also romaine, not iceberg

@TheDisconsolateTruth 6 лет назад

ramane cellery

@ActualKaktus 8 месяцев назад

Eric being a real life foodie (with a cookbook) makes this even better.

@SquidSnuggles 6 месяцев назад

Really?

@batteredskullsummit9854 6 дней назад

Sue me, I'm a foodie. Take me to your sushi haha

@HybridPhoenix08 3 года назад

THIS was my introduction into Tim and Eric. Way late to the party, but I've never looked back.

@tigertoxins584 2 года назад

Good luck on your fall down the rabbit hole

@BeeHatGuy 2 года назад

Oh mama was mine

@DoomKid 2 года назад

Late, but just as great

@benjaminwestney9095 2 года назад

I just watched Casey and his brother again this morning.

@croinkix 2 года назад

I have

@michaelkayser4194 Год назад

The subtle physical comedy with looking at the wrong camera for a few seconds every time is just lovely.

@jivecjedkin 6 лет назад

As soon as the stirring started I said "Heeeeeere we go."

@AverageJoeCinema 10 лет назад

Lost a little bit there.

@ballisticgamer9107 9 лет назад

o really i diddnt even notice lol

@noabman4093 6 лет назад

Just a little.

@0mnicide 6 лет назад

It’s funny because he lost a lot.

@toolthoughts 5 лет назад

here!

@nerdysophie 5 лет назад

*_D r e s s i n g d i s c o u n t_*

@misswinter3361 5 лет назад

The sound of that sauce slopping around woke up my cat.

@staciicats7330 2 месяца назад

😂

@KoH4711 2 года назад

"You're... you're makin sauce, dude." "I know. I know I am."

@123foolers 9 лет назад

went for lettuce but it turned into celery

@halyomorpha 9 лет назад

that's amazing, thank you

@123foolers 8 лет назад

+MarmaladeJacket i love u

@alexthompson9516 7 лет назад

sam martin lol

@m3rl1on 7 лет назад

celery..man?

@ImScaroused 6 лет назад

sam martin You obviously didn't use enough Pissmans

@dabulls1g 8 лет назад

The sound of that sauce glopping around makes me feel sick to my stomach

@MrBigShot110 8 лет назад

Why?

@dabulls1g 8 лет назад

+MrBigShot110 it sounds disgusting, something like a diarrhea roux; if you've ever seen such a monstrosity.

@MouseGuardian 8 лет назад

Lampshades

@felipeharger 8 лет назад

It is strange, but the liquid flopping around can be related to discusting things. Its a very clever idea to comedy, but irritates a lot some people

@Auirtozz 7 лет назад

I CANT WATCH! >

@Matt-vw9nd 3 года назад

Tim and Eric's comedy is the natural conclusion of anyone who's ever looked around and asked "what the fuck is actually happening here?"

@maxh4651 2 года назад

Thats a hilarious way to put it

@chrisneely8130 Год назад

And the best way to explain it and all of its weird glory.

@SofaKingShit Год назад

That's my area of expertise.

@mattjenson1917 3 года назад

“The mustard brings out the relish”

@ryanneil5249 8 лет назад

I can't explain it, but Tim's cooking tips calms me down so much that I actually watch one episode every night before bed

@ericwycoff1399 8 лет назад

***** With what a harsh email lmfao

@ericwycoff1399 8 лет назад

***** and take that hood hat of street rat.

@BrianBattles 8 лет назад

That's called boredom

@dmuse1981 8 лет назад

He has a great way of speaking, very smooth voice delivery.

@TotinosOtherBoy 8 лет назад

There was a month back in 2013 where I watched this show every day, usually each episode. IDK why but I felt compelled to watch it over and over, and I also went out and made some honey mustard with some chicken and it was great

@CooperSnow 9 лет назад

I thought this was actually serious til he started stirring

@ADT2695 4 года назад

+Mister Guy. Yeah, man.

@s3dchr 4 года назад

You... You thought a fucking Tim Heidecker sketch was serious before anything?..

@aamanpour3630 4 года назад

@Mister Guy lmaooooooooooooooooo at devolve into something horrible and/or awkward.

@jacobsvetich8735 4 года назад

@@s3dchr maybe hes never heard of tim heidecker?

@arnbrandy 4 года назад

I knew it was not serious but Eric was just too good at making it feel real. I was actually unnerved, waiting for the moment things would go south. Indeed, the whole episode could be "serious" and it would be funny only due to the expectations.

@Ms_eLLE 5 лет назад

I used to think that hanging anything paper on the stove backsplash would be a fire hazard, but seeing Tim's stove and magnets holding paper has given me so much more confidence to follow suit. Thanks Tim!

@Bhatt_Hole 5 лет назад

Tart!

@williammanning5066 7 месяцев назад

To be fair it's not like he ever used it

@holeindanssock156 5 лет назад

I love how relaxed he is like he is creating a masterpiece.

@KingCobra2377 9 лет назад

And we're just gonna add a little...big spoonful of relish

@PhilBradshaw90 4 года назад

And a little bit of Pissman's

@timanderic 11 лет назад

@TheClassicalKids 11 лет назад

omg t&e u wanna b my friend this is lyk a dream com tru foreal i am so excite that we are now friendly please respond and we can talk a lot and i can get to know your dads and tell you about all of these hilarious ideas ive been having theyre standup ideas and the crazy thing about it is i think that i will show you these ideas and you will be my friends and my producers this is totally in ur benefit we're still friends truly at heart and initially but honestly im gonna make u so much money u realy have to hit me up if u wanna make the money that i can make u im a hidden gem of talent t&e u gotta believe me and u gotta give me a chance think about it friends $$$

@TheClassicalKids 9 лет назад

***** if u dont like tentacle porn u dont have the dick

@markspel 9 лет назад

***** i totally agree with you on that and i also have to say i love that Dont speak in japenese gaming clip. Awesomely funny and amazing too!

@UnkleBen 5 лет назад

huh?

@bean7039 5 лет назад

@@TheClassicalKids shut that titty?

@wileytype1886 Год назад

The subtle, yet deliberate splat of the relish was comedy at its finest.

@RATDATSUN 5 лет назад

*"Don't tell them there's mustard in it, they won't even know."* 😁 😉

@ChrisHansonIsGod 9 лет назад

I love how there's a shot of something cooking in a pan and he never cooks anything

@bradb1383 9 лет назад

It's real mayonnaise.

@marti5420 6 лет назад

Thank gahd

@oiseaux3000 6 лет назад

It’s free real estate

@iVenge 6 лет назад

mayonnaise is cum... *retch*

@Bhatt_Hole 3 года назад

Not the fake mayo

@ashleydaumit1134 3 года назад

@@iVenge t f

@kidzbop38isstraightfire92 5 лет назад

Good ol' Pitzman's mustard..really brings out the relish

@jonhorskey4600 3 года назад

I think the greatest joke is that he has a cooking show that he can cook whatever he wants too and he never chooses anything that actually has mustard in it. Tons of stuff with mustard, never picks any of them. True genius.

@junghunt8645 8 месяцев назад

Pretty sure honey mustard has mustard in it

@anfini0027 21 день назад

@@junghunt8645 Pretty sure you have no damn idea what you're talking about. You sound nuts!

@Perfectix 8 лет назад

when the music cuts out while he's stirring *dead*

@KingOfTheBeyond23 10 лет назад

I am not Russian but I must say that Argentina loves your recipe Tim, I made it for my whole family to enjoy. PS: They didn't notice the mustard. Thanks Pitzman's.

@Bhatt_Hole 5 лет назад

Don't cry for me!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Garl_Vinland Год назад

It’s “Piss Man”

@rogue-like4life Год назад

sPitsmiinz, the s is silent and rare use of double i's

@TWW-zk9gw 10 месяцев назад

This is like watching a horror movie where you know the more normal it seems the more horrifying it's going to get.

@TheGrowlingAraknid 4 года назад

I love Tim's face when Eric tells him they need him back 😂😂😂😍

@xFlRSTx 10 лет назад

i like how the lettuce just magically turned into celery.

@TophatwithTeeth 9 лет назад

You're a really good cook Tim. Great Job.

@RockTheClock247 Год назад

Eric's head shake when Tim asks if he wants more after the screen blurs is absolutely hilarious.

@pditties 5 лет назад

I like how he talks about his Russian dressing with a secret ingredient of mustard and then he cleans up everything before giving someone a taste of it. Only to leave the secret ingredient out in plain view. Tim & Eric you still have it!

@katouchadamuse 10 лет назад

the stirring

@arthurfranzen9629 6 лет назад

Elmo

@verynice9090 6 лет назад

Khalilah Hyde best part bb

@DEVVINGIORGIO 3 года назад

wwg1 wga devvin.tv devvin giorgio utueb

@Titanium 9 лет назад

tim i have a question I tried to make this russian dressing for a family bruncheon and nobody seemed to like it. It took me 3 whole minutes to make this dressing from scratch and not a single person seemed to appreciate my hard work. i went inside to cut up some more lettuce to see if it would help but by the time i came back outside, someone had knocked my bowl of russian dressing on the ground. I ended up yelling at my wife in front of our families for allowing this travesty to happen, and both of our family left in outrage. i apologized to my wife since then but the whole family thinks i'm crazy now. i was confused because i followed your instructions closely, but then I realized that I made a grave mistake, i neglected to use Pissmans mustard and instead used a generic brand. My question is will using pissmans mustard greatly improve the sauce??? thanks

@KingCobra2377 9 лет назад

Yes you have to use Pissman's. I tried French's and it was terrible

@Scrubosaurus 9 лет назад

Sorry to hear about the family situation. If i were you, I'd explain that the lack of Pissmans (™) caused you to get upset. Let them know and it should be alright. Next time, make sure its Pissmans (™)

@_Ramen-Vac_ 9 лет назад

Christ sakes, snakes! It's PITZMAN's. 'pissmans' , garsh.

@inlivingterror 9 лет назад

MrBubblegumballs Has the tar and the nicotine I crave

@_Ramen-Vac_ 9 лет назад

GOOD NEWS! Cig-a-rette JUICE!! [lights another cigarette too]

@sunna8476 5 лет назад

I LOVE TIM AND ERIC SO MUCH ❤️ I feel like so many people are missing out because they don't get it, while I'm literally in tears everytime I watch them 😂

@Widgeonwatcher 10 месяцев назад

Nah. It’s just not funny. It couldn’t be any less funny in fact. If 50 people and you have problems, it’s not those folks it’s you.

@ointment7876 5 лет назад

I love how the ad on this video was the purple boys

@arscheerio 8 лет назад

5:00 the iceberg lettuce turned into a celery stick

@NicholasSmith87 7 лет назад

On top of that... it wasn't iceberg... it was romaine at the beginning of the video..

@MrKajithecat 8 лет назад

What the hell, I tried this recipe and now my wife divorced me. Thanks Tim.

@judymcfricklesteinbregferg3750 8 лет назад

0/10

@Axeraid 8 лет назад

Probably needed more Pissman's.

@dante224real1 8 лет назад

+MrKajithecat you should learn to use more pitzmans. thats the key.

@dylaninpieces2 8 лет назад

+MrKajithecat Just find your second girlfriend and marry her.

@formerpornoaddict2587 8 лет назад

+Daniel Williams fuck your Piss Mustard!

@Will140f 7 месяцев назад

This is such a time bomb. Like this sketch is funny, the next one is even funnier, and by the last one I was having trouble breathing properly.

@brandonmorel2658 2 года назад

These are so simple yet so effective, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are the kings of anti comedy, specially Heidecker with his On Cinema web series and his stand up. The fact that he manages to turn the death of a baby and a Russian Dressing recipe into something humorous must be a sign that he is doing something right.

@wakeinthecity9 10 лет назад

erics palette probably isnt developed enough to appreciate your food. keep up the cooking im sure its wonderful, tim.

@onox4740 2 года назад

I was with my pals a few weeks back all lazing around the living room on a sunday the day after a big night out. We had youtube on the tv, I got passed the remote, so I put this on with only saying "its a cooking show." Legend says their still loosing their shit laughing to this day.

@wesmac3349 4 года назад

"I'm not really familiar with mustard in my Russian"

@steelbosgrove8446 2 года назад

The funniest thing ever said 😋😋😋

@thebigboofer3826 Год назад

Guess I have to sit through all of them now that I’ve started this adventure again

@TekkFrog 8 лет назад

This was my first exposure to Tim and Eric. At the time I was like "wtf there's nothing funny here" but now I can't get enough.

@alleiahmarcott4719 8 лет назад

"Tastes like a runny ketchup sauce with a lot of mustard."

@TheJoeyboots 2 года назад

There is something inherently funny about watching something organized fall into a mess.

@GrubbsandWyrm 2 года назад

I love this series so much. I've watched it a couple of times, and today I was having salad with Russian dressing and came back for nostalgia :)

@DimmuRaichu 10 лет назад

I thought it was really gonna be a serious cooking show for a second, then it turned into comedy gold.

@Nullllus 8 лет назад

The only thing I cook is Totino's Pizza Rolls.

@kettlebears 8 лет назад

+Nullll1111 Everybody's talking 'bout Totinos!

@ryanflippinharris 8 лет назад

+Chatty Patty not funny

@dabulls1g 8 лет назад

Hey you know what goes great with totinos? A great DIP, I'd say about a quarter gallon of pissmans should get the job done, if you're not a fan of the spice add a couple cups of water and it should even things out nicely!

@tokowpc 8 лет назад

+Nullll1111 taquitos are pretty good also

@toastedghost8971 8 лет назад

+Nullll1111 I'm living the Totino's lifestyle, I'll admit it

@nayr497 4 года назад

Beautiful mockery of cooking channels and their shows! I friggin' LOVE the happy guitar jangle.

@DougMacRay 5 лет назад

I was holding it in- I could see where it was going but “Okay, we’ll clean up here” (dumps spilled dressing back into the dressing.) That’s the one that got me. Full belly roll. This is absolute comedic genius here. Stay Strong Tim, Boston

@sethrogan98 6 лет назад

"Oh man, what is that spiciness I taste in it" "It's free real estate"

@garrettbridges7866 7 лет назад

4:58 the lettuce turns into celery lmao

@charlessilvis319 2 года назад

So funny. I laughed so hard at this. Tim has got to be the most comical name ever! Say it out loud, Tim. How can you not laugh at that!?

@Kilbot192 5 лет назад

No matter how many times I watch this series, I still find myself back to episode 1 every now and then. Here it goes again.

@younggucci4934 8 лет назад

The conversation during the outro song is hilarious xD

@Preserbius 3 года назад

Detail I just noticed: at 4:55 Eric dips a piece of iceberg lettuce, then bites into a stalk of celery.

@dirtycookin3062 2 года назад

Love the way this man cooks

@aakkoin Год назад

I love the creaminess, and the richness, and the tartness

@whipid 11 лет назад

I love their humor. It's indescribable.

@zazabroom 4 года назад

Ok but I lost it when he started stirring 😂😂😂 “lost a little bit here”

@carfish 3 месяца назад

I like how Tim feels the need to assure us he buys his mayonnaise from the store and that it is, indeed, real mayonnaise.

@leopoldmolitch4040 5 месяцев назад

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole life

@desmondwilson6118 2 года назад

Him: Don't tell 'em there's mustard in there you can't event taste it me: Dies of mustard allergy

@RisingTheClan 10 лет назад

If I was a billionaire I would pay Tim and Eric a million dollars for every single thing they film. It's all gold.

@blakeesmith84 7 лет назад

The King Then they could make a billion dollar movie.

@scottydu81 6 лет назад

blakeesmith84 everybody needs a billion!

@ADT2695 4 года назад

+The King. *”...shoot.”

@Pureblood1776 2 года назад

Taquito!

@MikeTheD Год назад

When I feel like I'm in a creative rut with my cuisine, I rewatch this. Tim could be a world-class chef if properly trained, he has preternatural cooking instincts

@chasingsara99 2 года назад

The first time I watched this, I thought it was a legit cooking show from Tim.

@SneaksBL 4 года назад

When he started to scoop everything back in with his hands LMFAO

@acathosh 8 лет назад

I love how it seems like a normal cooking show until about 1/3 into the video, glorious anti comedy :D

@judymcfricklesteinbregferg3750 8 лет назад

"anti comedy" lol. it's just regular ass satire

@kariyam2202 8 лет назад

+Judy McFricklesteinbregfergerski no one cares, no one's listening.

@judymcfricklesteinbregferg3750 8 лет назад

lol, there's no need to be upset young lady

@kariyam2202 8 лет назад

+Judy McFricklesteinbregfergerski you don't get it :(

@judymcfricklesteinbregferg3750 8 лет назад

Kariya M why would you just repeat my comment? that's incredibly lazy, lmao

@galarius 6 лет назад

I love those stirring noises, they are both relaxing and energizing

@legobobstudios Год назад

Wow! Beautiful performance! I was totally hooked! 5 bags of popcorn with a little dipping cup of Pitzmans mustard on the side

@ballinbalgruuf8198 3 года назад

Props for Tyler Johnson-Williams for being the best boy for this awesome show! 5:57

@Sevenfold1996 10 лет назад

Who could dislike this?! Tim is HELPING you! Fuck Deluge98

@bchearne Год назад

The experts at making odd sounds and camera angles way funnier than they should be

@scottbrady7499 5 лет назад

tim and eric are the most bestest. i've nevet been disappointed with one of their dealies that they come up with. unpredictable dudez!!

@HubbaBubba768 10 лет назад

For awhile there I was wondering if it was gonna get weird...this is gonna get weird right? ahhh yeah there ya go.

@AvocadoTomato 10 лет назад

I'd sooo watch this if this was a show on Food Network. LOL

@predator47 4 месяца назад

I always add a little bit of mustard whenever I make Russian dressing now! Thanks for the tip, Tim 😋

@kuebikosung8121 2 месяца назад

🤣 the noise of the slopping and spilling 🥂

@Soviet19171 10 лет назад

Great Job!

@stephenj2844 4 года назад

“Give it a little stir”

@bobganskow 6 лет назад

My friend showed me Tim and Eric and at first I was confused but now I love it.

@nerdly44 4 года назад

I swear, this is the best satire I've ever seen. It's so awkward I could hardly watch. Brilliant.

@louierubio 6 лет назад

You’re making sauce dude

@dftmmwgitd 3 года назад

Whip up some....sauce

@blocklovers 3 года назад

I like how he says iceberg lettuce when it’s clearly romaine

@sjab5987 Год назад

Thank you RU-vid for randomly recommending this, needed me some Tim & Eric today.

@Leanners 2 месяца назад

This is the only cooking show I use for my family.

@zutang950 4 года назад

Once again, I'm just here for the mustard noises.

@TheVeriOra 10 лет назад

That lettuce turned into celery by the time it reaches Eric's mouth

@henryfrance2398 Месяц назад

I love that Eric grabs a piece of iceburg lettuce which turns into a stalk of celery when he bites

@MsGreatfulDead 5 лет назад

LOL you guys are funny as hell........You made me laugh soooooo hard with your bedtime stories. Keep it up guys