Whilst my girlfriend was trying to ignite the hob on the oven, it kept clicking. So I started singing "my marvellous metronome, never lets me down, never lets me down" and she looked at me like I was crazy, lol
My marvellous metronome never lets me down never lets me down My marvellous metronome never lets me down never lets me down I can sing, I can sing, I can sing about anything, anything, anything When I sing, I sing, I sing, it will always keep time, keep time with the right time.
The marvellous Tim Vine never lets us down, never lets us down The marvellous Tim Vine never lets us down, never lets us down He can sing, He can sing, He can sing about anything anything anything, When He sings, He sings, He sings, He will always Keep time, keep time, Keep the right time, The marvellous Tim Vine never lets us down, never lets us down
I walked into the metronome repair shop with my metronome and a large poultry filled sandwich. The repair man switched on the metronome and it ran too fast. He said, “That’s a lot of tickin’!” I replied, “Actually, it’s turkey.”
Some people don't like him because he doesn't swear and that and "therefore not funny" but i prefer clean humour - you can watch this with your little brother or sister and laugh along without worrying about him swearing. Well done Tim! You're brilliant. Ps - I'm a teenager
@ironmonger27 Yes left hand A then B right hand A and C flat then left hand D then A and right hand A and D then the first part again then finally left hand B then E and the right D and A flat does this help?