Tim Vine - My Marvelous Metronome 

Whilst my girlfriend was trying to ignite the hob on the oven, it kept clicking. So I started singing "my marvellous metronome, never lets me down, never lets me down" and she looked at me like I was crazy, lol

He actually has a beautiful voice!!!

This song is so catchy! I haven't seen this clip for years, literal YEARS and occasionally I still find myself humming it haha!!

is it just me or is this song one of the catchiest songs ive ever heard hahaha.. ive been singing it all day haha !!!

I have only discovered this guy recently. What a genius!!

He does really well to keep up with that metronome :)

Tim Vine has to be one of the cleverest comedians ever. I could never get sick of his comedy

My young Daughter loves this, she dances to it and laughs so hard when it speeds up 🤣🤣

This guy is a pure genius, i love his comedy.

Absolute nonsense, love it.

Looks like we've found the source of the mysterious ticking noise xD

Met him last night and he was a lovely chap

Talk about subtle humor hahaha. Tim Vine has such a different style of comedy, it really is hilarious though.

Tim Vine is amazing!!

Truly a lovely man & sooooo funny.This was great!

Our whole school even the staff SINGS this

Omg not whlatched it for years

I wish i could manage to talk this quick and precisely such a skill

This is actually a really good exercise for speed and rhythm

I just woke up with this in my head. I haven't heard it in yeeeaaarrrsss

This is your finest musical piece!!Tim now I won't be able to get this song out of my head!!

This makes me so happy

My marvellous metronome never lets me down never lets me down My marvellous metronome never lets me down never lets me down I can sing, I can sing, I can sing about anything, anything, anything When I sing, I sing, I sing, it will always keep time, keep time with the right time.

This was always my favourite part!!!! Thumbs up!!!

♡seen it so many times I still love it x

Love this song ... and, randomly, that it's been played on BBC Radio 3 :)

eminem been real quiet since this dropped

I wish I could play this on piano!!! I would sing and play it every DAY!!!

God I love him. He is hilarious

Well, it never let him down Only up

My motherless metronome

I occasionally find myself singing this all these years later

This is too funny! I now have the DVD :)

So catchy!

haha i'm crying with laughter here, this is incredible!

Walking round school singing this, it's okay towards the beginning but when i start trying to go really fast... people ovoid me....

Just so you know, this is the best alarm tone your phone will ever have.

This has been stuck in my head for three days. People are starting to look at me funny.

GREAT bit from Tim! Never seen it before. Thanks!

@djmixer97 The metronome is pre-recorded, then he applies his amazing skill to keep up with it. Basically He's a hero =D

This bloke is brill.

Genius silliness!

Tim Vine is such a funny guy. this so.. dvd is worth every penny!

i managed to get this song stuck in my head the other day...going round and round my head it was!

Comment, reply and the reply to the reply made me burst out laughing! Kudos!

Tim vine.class

I love this. It's so funny. I'm also pretty impressed with his keeping up!

LOLING. So good my mate was sing it didn't know it and now love it!!!

He reminds me a bit of the danish Victor Borge. Also clean child safe comedy. Try watching some of his sketches too!

The marvellous Tim Vine never lets us down, never lets us down The marvellous Tim Vine never lets us down, never lets us down He can sing, He can sing, He can sing about anything anything anything, When He sings, He sings, He sings, He will always Keep time, keep time, Keep the right time, The marvellous Tim Vine never lets us down, never lets us down

Doing an essay and i had a break and came to listen to this! I should not have because its now in my head! Oh its so damn good!

I just LOVE Tim!! Isn't he adorable!!?

who else had to listen to this in music class 2021 lockdown?

My favourite song of Tim vine

This is my parrot's favourite song.

Tim Vine is epic... MY MARVELLOUS METRONOME NEVER LETS ME DOWN X3333

tim vine your like the older brother i never had

That metronome let him down

Yay! I made it through!

My dad introduced me to time this year. Very funny and cute in a weird old man way :D

Tims voice is now as fast as his brain, got to love the vine..

I love his songs

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i have been blessed with the curse that i talk really really fast, so this is piss easy xD it's sssoooo awesome! :DD

what amazing person can even sing at that speed

i wish i could memorise this song too so i could sing it to my friends LOLOL

great song

Way better than today’s top 20 shite!

tim vine great

I would love to play this song on DDR.

I walked into the metronome repair shop with my metronome and a large poultry filled sandwich. The repair man switched on the metronome and it ran too fast. He said, “That’s a lot of tickin’!” I replied, “Actually, it’s turkey.”

the original but it gets faster meme

Some people don't like him because he doesn't swear and that and "therefore not funny" but i prefer clean humour - you can watch this with your little brother or sister and laugh along without worrying about him swearing. Well done Tim! You're brilliant. Ps - I'm a teenager

Bloody brilliant!

Brilliant.!

It's....in....my....head!!!!!

So genius and catchy

i can keep up with him the whole way through! 

I'm pretty sure he IS!

metronome metronome metronome metronome metronome metronome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! = )

Foookin hilarious

Hehe, does a bit, but so good :)

Who even unlikes this?

He goes to my church, i see him every sunday :3

This is halarious and VERY FUNNY.

I think his metronome let him down

brill

he ends up sounding like George Formby

Brill...

Mr Vine is better than a certain platform with a similar name.

does anyone know where you can download the sofor this cos its so cool !!!! ?

@jokerblade1 He so is playing the tune!!! That's like saying Santa Claus isn't real!!! It's insane!!!

Tim...is England's FINEST clean satirist.. even Pagans Love the guy.

must get for my IPod! :D

@nfgsjacklin It does have a very nice tune haha.

i heard this at school

X))) LOLZ!

@mgreenyuk I was refering to the one dislike on the video.

@ironmonger27 Yes left hand A then B right hand A and C flat then left hand D then A and right hand A and D then the first part again then finally left hand B then E and the right D and A flat does this help?

x2 speed. you're welcome