Tom Segura SAVAGE Moments! 

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Comedians going on morning talk shows is content for everybody except the people who would usually watch that said talk show

I love how all of Tom's morning show appearances are him trying his best to never be invited back to a morning show.

“You telling me how sad you are was the best part of my week”

As a black man, Tom Segura speaking like a black man is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever come across. It’s like Russel Peters speaking Jamaican. It’s almost too real!

Telling the sad guy "you're the best, I love you" was amazingly real.

That “Hungarian arms dealer” line catches me every time 😂

“Some people don’t know blue from black” 😂😂😂 I’m obsessed with the way he always sneaks those little jabs in like it’s nothing lol. His comedic timing is unmatched

The "some people dont know blue from black" line has to be one of the quickest and smartest come backs I have ever heard 😂

4:10 His timing with that "Naaah I like em pure bred." is absolutely masterful.

I absolutely had no clue that Tom was on this many morning shows. I'm so happy that he made this many people uncomfortable on air. 😂😂😂

Tom Segura proves that even psychopaths can have a functional place in society.

"Some people don't know blue from black" Complete savage

“Drugs are fun yeah” good god he’s hilarious.

Dude the shit he’s letting loose on morning talk shows is LEGENDARY.

“Shout out to the Bristol Stool Chart, I’m number 6”. I almost missed that one. Pure gold!🤣

"shout out to everybody all over the world doin they thing and stuff like that"

The fact that Tom could get a back room laugh like he does on his podcast on a morning show is goat levels of comedian

The sad guy from KCL who sits in his house consumed with his sadness is one of the greatest people in local television ever. So self aware and a really good sport about it all. I wish him well, and hope he finds solemnity

7:57 “soft blobs with clear-cut edges” is actually a direct quote of type 5 on the Bristol stool chart

Some people don't know blue from black.

4:14 “You really mix it up?” “I like pure bread babies” 😂😂😂

“I overdosed on GHB, it’s the daterape drug but I gave it to myself” fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, they’re like “Drugs are fun. You’re right.” 🤣

Tom encouraging people to take drugs on morning news is hilarious

as a nurse, tom shouting out the bristol stool chart is the funniest thing to me.

As someone from Louisiana, I agree with Tom.

"Really? Mix it up, really? I like em purebred!"😂😂😂

Brendan: that’s not a black guy! Everyone else: that’s spot on. 😂

I had never heard of his DJ Dadmouth persona before. What a brilliant response to being invited onto these shows that are clearly not his thing

I LOST MY SHIT at “I like them purebred”

"THAT'S A ACE MAN!" I would instantly become a tennis fan.

"Some people don't know blue from black" Was sufficiently savage and great.

'some people don't know blue from black' :-O 😆

tom talking about overdosing on a date rape drug on a morning show is wild 😂😂😂

"Some people don't know blue from black" god that caught me off guard. 5:30

“I’ve been out here for a minute” The 48 hrs bit is gold

When he ruins the morning shows are the best 😂😂😂

"I wear fur, cuz there's a saying... Happy hoes eat, sad hoes don't. And I try to stay happy!" 🤣🤣🤣

That “some people don’t know blue from black” got me falling out my seat 💀🤣

8:50 "happy hoes eat and sad hoes don't" I died!! LOOL

Tom the type of person to steal a joke from a prisoner.

“I would throw away 20 white babies for one Asian baby” 😂😂😂

“Yeah, your girl will figure out what time it is” lmao

“They call me duct tape!”

“Shoutout to the Bristol stool chart, I had number 5, that’s soft blobs w clear cut edges cause I need FIBER”

"I tower over you" "You could eat peanuts off my head?"

Wow. This dudes a trip, his stand up is hardcore. Make sure to watch it with the kids!

Tom Segura is one of my favorite comedians of all time...the dude is funny as fuck

IM CRYING AT “THROATZILLA”

That Bristol Stool chart joke got me rolling..

You got to leave some of the laughter in, man. Cutting the clip off immediately after the punch line completely robs us of the aftermath.

Seeing Tom on regular TV shows with interviewers is THE BESTTTTT. He talks so nonchalantly and it's the best. Talking about his GHB overdose, "ppl can relate to you Tom" Tom says "yeah, drugs are the best!" And her face 😂😂😂😂😂

"Yeah, they're like drugs are fun, you're right" - lol

Tom's black voice is blacker than black. It's amazing.

Man DJ Dadmouth looks like Zach Galifaknis in the hangover lol

thank you for the edits !

"drugs are fun youre right" 😂

yeah i mean, your girlfriend, she'll find out what time it is. xD Love this guy.

Telling someone that their girlfriend will "find out what time it is" is so savage.

"Your girlfriend will find out what time it is" best line ever

Tom cures depression

“ Look at these poor disgusting poor pieces of trash” 🤣🤣🤣 I cant lie I’ve had this wave come over me. especially when I paid for first class.

Had the privilege to see him live recently, it’s a good time

the "some people can't tell blue from black," was just his meanest self. , , that we all love

Duct tape has me crying laughing 😂😂

Tom Segura on morning shows or the local news is a recipe for perfection. So funny bc he could care less.

Tom Segura is Zach Galifianakis' big brother Change my mind

LOVE Tom Segura!!!!

@8:30 "If ur looking for a house and u have money"

Some people don't know blue from black. (Shocked Pikachu face) 😂😂😂

I NEEDED THIS!!! 😂😂😂😂

Thanks for this

The moment we all realized that Tom is now a schill

“I’m gonna watch some more, but right now it hurts...”

So funny and it's really well cut together

Bro... The "some people don't know blue from black"line hahahaha

Never seen someone troll people so well! Bloody hilarious

As an extremely depressed person myself I can say that second clip is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever heard

Love him!!!

Him roasting that Virginia Beach news lady is funny as hell

"Some people don't know blue from black" lmfao how did I know that was coming

Why didn't he say "SUP KANE!!!"

Bruh that sudden loud music at the end ended my life.

I love this dude! LOL

Once DJ Dad Mouth came onto the scene, I lost it 😂

Segura is the funniest comedian in the world right now!!

As a mom of 2 half-Asian babies, they really are the cutest lol

What a compilation 👏 well done.

Tom Segura's Bomber jacket game is so strong. I need to know dude, Segura hit me up!

“Yeah they’re like drugs are fun you’re right.”

DJ DADMOUTH OUTCHAH 🔥🔥🔥

The some people don't know blue from black is one of his most savage moments tbh

“Some people don’t know blue from black” 😂

Shout out throatzilla 🤣👏👏👏

Your sadness was hilarious...can't wait to use that one

Segura is always hilarious

Dont even need to be watching, just hearing this whilst I'm at the gym is too much and dangerous to be working out to. Giggling boi

Why the heck would they have him on morning shows, don't they know what he does? 🤣

I’m glad I could bring you up with my down 😂😂, Tom loves that 😂