Bert is always reaching for reactions, you can see it coming for everything, in every podcast, he will say whatever to make you say "bullshit" the bert scheme.
People almost never tell famous people the truth, especially if they work for them. None of the people that work for Bert and especially Tom would ever tell them the truth about when they bomb or f-up.
@@treis531lol hop off their meat they don’t care about it and it’s fine they got their money they got nothing to prove everyone on kill tony a bunch of losers that think they funny when they not.
It’s not that he won’t admit it, it’s that he doesn’t realize he bonded because he’s actually that bad at comedy and he’s actually lacking in that much self-awareness
He's not a joke writer. He tells stories but they don't have punchlines. He plays it off like "I'm not good at roasts" when in reality he just can't write jokes.
@@acetate909100% he tells stories and people confuse it with comedy cause he takes his shirt off or something. tom has had some great specials early on though. dude has really fallen off though… bert had nothing to fall from though
Bert is t good at comedy either. There are just a lot of out of shape alcoholic bros in this country that identify with him. They enjoy feeling intelligent for the first time (compared to him) so much that they actually perceive his nonsense as “comedy”. Tom isn’t much better.
What is wrong with netlfx? Chappelle is the only good decision they made and they messed that up. Gillis was a good one but it wasn't his best special and I wonder why...
Yeah, but as you know the hate has gotten stupid recently, with youtubers making up beef between the Rogan people and idiots actually believing it and flaming them under every video. The majority of people suck, and when you're famous enough you gotta get used to that.
It's funny that Bert is one of the famous comedians that I never watch because I don't find him funny, but he has his fans and that's cool also I don't mind him on podcasts he is generally a positive person. Just don't find his comedy in the realm of even mediocre
@dieterdohlen6386 honestly berts annoying and gets alot of shit but Tom is so much worse my guy made a huge thing about and gay weatherman comment he challenged to a game of basket ball and thinks beating him was a huge win. Also that wierd dance battle the guys cringe and not funny but also an arse hole 😂😂
I think tony was laughing at bert after that line, not with him. Really tone deaf esp right after tony explained the gap in how theyre treated. It's one of those jokes that hits wrong because it's too off base. Bert's too busy being his typical delusional narcissistic interrupting drunk self to notice. Would have liked to see tony justifiably trash bert after that. Comics like bert or rogan that proudly claim they "never read comments", probably dont because they'd get their ego bruised when there's a consensus that they're wrong or unfunny. I started watching 2 bears when rogan left yt, but ive stopped watching any of ymh channel. I got sick of bert talking about himself, tom and Christina talking about what kind of shits they took this week, or making fun of the handicapped. Bravo? Dr drew leaving was the final straw, but i liked him because i learned stuff, not for comedy. Shane gillis, tim dillon, bill burr, andrew santino, adam ray as dr phil, etc are hilarious instead.
thats because, he doesnt ask us for a reason. lol. You know he asked fans who are willing to pay to see him and buddies who will lie to his face. Its easy to say that when you're in an echo chamber.
"You should be thanking us" I thought Bert was joking at first but wow, he is so delusional that it's almost concerning. At least Tom understands they sucked and is trying to make excuses and cope. But Bert is just in la la land.
Bruh I get so annoyed lol I know I don't have a right to be, but that shyt gets on my nerves. Like shut up, and let people deduce what they want from it. We don't need you to tell us how to think. Shut up 😂
@@YalSayAnythingOnAlGoreInternet right? I mean it’s like you just start getting into it and the dude pops up explaining the obvious, maybe it’s a rule or something that they have to or something in order to use the clip either way it drives me insane!
I like how they aren't even embarrassed about it. They look more and more like fraudulent "comics" but as long as the money is rolling in they treat it as a goof
What the fuck are you three talking about. If you two actually knew anything about either Tom or Bert. Or anything about what the both of them have accomplished in the past two years, you'd understand why I have to call you out. On how you both came to those ridiculous, unfounded and absolutely wrong on calling them " fraudulent comics ". Are the two of you really being serious. Have you both already forgotten about the 22 month whirl wind world tour, " Im Cuming Everywhere. " World tour tom finished with the last shows of the tour being filmed to make, "Sledgehammer " which is for a lack of better words, a monster banger loved and raved about but fans and critics both. And then theres, " THE MACHINE " THE MAN THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. Who all by himself became the biggest and most known Creator, Tour manager, Talent Booker, and Self-Promoter of the biggest travelling comedy festivals of how many summers in a row now. Or have you been living under a rock or in a deep dark cave in a desert . Or are you the only person in the world who evidently trys to make relevant comments about two of the biggest comedians in the world right now, but you obviously didn't do any research about Bert or Tom before you reactionarily decided to leave the post the of of you and that hilarious comment the other one of you left. I'm guessing just try and fit in with the rest of the haters because everyone just wants to be part of something bigger than themselves. But you two really shit the bed on your weak attempts at relevancy. Sorry boys , try outs are next year. Here's a little example of the ridiculousness of your comments about Bert . Have ever seenthe murders row of talent that is glad to join Bert on the road for the entire festival season. Every single comedian he has in the line up are all huge monsters of comedy, from the host to the openers and all the way to the closers and everything in-between all killers. But forget both of those major accomplishments for Bert and Tom because the two of you are so right , I believe what one of you said ," they both suck " and I believe the original post that said," they look more and more like fraudulent"comics" that care more about money than the art form. Yeah yeah you two idiots could not be more correct. Bwahahaha, i can't breath oh oh wow, I can't catch my breath. Oh wee. I think I might piss my pants. I really have to stop looking at your hilarious posts. Have either of your parents had you tested because you both seem like you get picked up by the short bus for school, or am I completely wrong and this was you twos attempt at being funny. If it's the latter I sincerely apologize to the both of you. So in conclusion, both your post and your reply just come off as school yard jealousy of people who are doing better than you at something neither of you can do at a level Evan close to either of them. You two need to take your toys and go back to your own sandbox. Sit down and shut up and try to stop worrying about what others are doing way less and start worrying about what the both of you are doing way more. Remember kids don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. And be a leader not a follower just because you want to fit in and be like everyone else, just be yourself. And no more shit talking until your on their level of success. I hope you know my reply is out of the love I have for stand up comedy and those that do it and fucking murder it when they do. L8TR wanna be sheeples
He has to in order to prevent a copyright strike. Just be grateful he got these clips for us so we dont have to suffer through that shitty podcast for this gem of an interaction.
Bert seriously saying he would do the same set is fuckin hilarious 😂 😂 yeah we know bud you built your career off of repeating the same shitty set. Tony would end Bert’s career if he roasted him
Can’t end Bert’s career nobody cares about kill tony a roast isn’t doing nothing kid 😂😂😂🤣🤣 nobody cares about that trash show that’s why they didn’t prepare
Lmao Bart looks so fucking upset at the end there. “I’ll do the same fucking set” proves how Tony was right about not editing Netflix’s punch up script.
Nah I like that Bart said that. Being new watching 2 bears 1 cave I noticed everyone hates Bart for jus having fun it’s lame. I bet they all wanted to rip Bart when he was trying.
@@runaway7380dawg ngl the ppl on kill tony that tony got to have 1 minute sets are not even funny. I like that Bart said he will do the same set. That show ain’t even good or funny. How dare they try to rip bart
You're missing the petty subtext of the exchange between Tom and tony at 14:45. Tom is bragging that he got a call back because he's way more famous. Tom and Bert both say "we'll call you for the next one" as a way to establish the power dynamic there. Egos out of control on both sides.
I think Bert and Tom are some ofnthe prettiest in the business. These guys hate poor and unfortunate people now. The fact that Joe helped Tony and you know they're just sarcastically saying they'll throw him a bone is a joke. They bombed and are getting on the next one and he isn't. That's insane.
I believe it when Bert says he hasn’t heard anything negative. that’s because he never lets people finish talking before he starts talking and on the rare chance they get a few words and he doesn’t actually listen
Og comment is fawwking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 Also, the fact that the next 2 peeps didn't READ the joke properly and made such dumb comments, makes it even More funny to mee🤣🤣🤣
Tony's confidence level is a spectacle to behold. He is on a comedic level so far beyond Bert & Tom and the Tom Brady Roast showed that. "The cream rises to the top"... Tony is the cream.
This is why I love Tony Hinchcliffe!!!! I saw him in Lexington KY four years back and me and my brother smoked a blunt with him and Redband after the show. Then we all went to some bar down the street and had some beers and sung Karaoke. Fantastic night I won't ever forget. it, it was also my first stand up show ive ever been too. 10/10
Bert and Tom are starting to finally realize, they arent funny, nor likable. Finally some self-awareness for these 2 idiots. Never understood why people liked them
They’re so rich now and they have their fan bases so they don’t care about mainstream opinions. Bert is latching on to rising star comedians to stay relevant and he pays them big $$ in return for their allegiance . Kind of like Diddy without the freak offs.
@@18Callahan instead of freak offs it's forcing comics to drink to excess and blackout which honestly sounds like if not freak offs something pretty gay is still probably happening.
They used to be funny, tom especially being really funny. Then the got rich and stopped trying doing this wierd LA vlogger stuff with a bunch of celebrities. They just went full corporate LA entertainment
What is probably craziest is Tom telling Tony they habe already been invited to do the next roast and offered to show Tony screenshots!!! I don't know that seemed like a bitch move after Tony talked at length how much he struggled to get on
It felt more like Tom was agreeing with Tony that the industry hates him an that it is unfair. He laughed a little like he’s in disbelif that he got invited again when Tony didnt. Bert definitely seemed to revel in it tho.
you lack basic comprehension, the text comment was a joke from Tom in jest following up from Tony telling the story of how Rogan texted Brady vouching for him. If you can’t even understand basic shit like that what’s the point, and the fact that 60+ people have liked your comment shows you all probably don’t have a single brain cell between you
@@TheNormanInvasionI'm surprised he never got any backlash after telling Brody to kill himself after that weird moment they had then he actually killed himself.
@@TheNormanInvasion Bro. tony is a roast comic...probably one of the best ones out there. I understand that not everyone is going to like the style but...calling him awful is just factually wrong. He loves the comedy scene and to this day has been nothing but a positive influence on the scene while also giving new comics a shot. I mean, there is very little to NOT respect with that man...except when he takes the redban trashing too far. Thats one of the very few things I cant stand about him. But he has gotten better with that recently...as he should. Redban has been a loyal partner since day one and to this day has also positively affected the comedy scene, with his stand up club and the opportunities given to new comics. Aight, I am rambling...
DUDE.. how do you expect this nobody, RU-vidr do get the attention he craves.. there’s a reason he’s here and not making money like the comedians he tried to critique.. totally agree with you just wanted to add me take in it.
Yea, this commentator has some of the worst takes I have ever heard. Only reason I am here is because I did not want to watch the whole 2b1c episode. I still might though because tony is amazing...
Bert reminds me of that kid whose parents always tell him how great he is at a sport until he actually believes it. Finally plays a real team and gets annihilated. Them bragging about getting on the next one, despite bombing their set is disgusting. They're mikes ahead of everyone in their own minds
I'm so glad to be a black man, reading this comment. I've said from day one, fuck these unfunny ass wipes. all of em. Unbearable fakes, who hate regular people. (The couple) Bert had a penchant for telling a story, long ago.
@RedPillBased He has some good bits but overall yeah he's not as good at it as he thinks. There's a reason most people think of him as the fear factor guy.
Tony is a too often looked over talent and when someone gets smart enough to hand him a reals hit whether it be with a movie, a real special or whatever he will absolutely KILL IT.
"Netflix....... just like Hollywood?" Where do you think they're headquartered? Missouri? New Jersey? They're the world's largest media company, their headquarters are the #1 and #2 biggest studio lots in Hollywood.
@@user-zt8zi8we3r I tried to make it easier for the USians by just naming the continent, once we start using European country names you all seem to get confused.
Katt said it: Netflix judges by numbers - tickets, downloads etc (not YT views directly but do take into account, according to one Alphabet guy I spoke to). Tony without having something concrete to move Netflix, and his last 'effort' with him being 8 years old, it must have been really tough. Super happy he persevered - in many ways, his Kill Tony format for the roast SAVED it. Little twerp to me was just imitating badly Hinchcliffe and his style on KT.
Bert was lip syncing Tony's set because Bert was threatened by how well Tony was doing, He had to take some of the spotlight/simultaneously try to diminish what Tony was doing by highlighting that Tony was reading off of a teleprompter.
Not only did Tony have the best set, but he's the only one who called out these clowns on how bad their set was. I didn't laugh once during their set and the whole time thought god this is terrible. Netflix is wild if they invite those 2 back for the next roast.
Bert & Tom definitely kept their distance after Tony got cancelled 3 years ago. Like Bert waited 2 years after Shane was cancelled to bring him on his podcast. Pussies.
Tom and Bert should never be allowed to do anything like this again. Guess if they can't push their alcohol they don't care enough to try. Tom didn't even have enough respect to make it to rehearsal probably why everyone ignored him during the show.
Yeah you know they didn’t want to do stand up…thru figured this way they could say it was because the format they used didn’t work. They know they suck. They’re just milking whatever money they can, while they can.
"tony if you want, you can write for us hahahah" has got to be the most disrespectful disappointing behavior i have seen out of either of these guys. Wow just wow.
Bert already had his own roast. Not the literal one he ate whole on thanksgiving before his family could eat. but like they actual roasted bert on stage before
"Without us it's a bunch of people doing the exact same thing" "Right, it was a comedy up until you guys started" lol Gonna need a Senzu bean after that one
Tony just explained his non-popularity and work and then you do the same exact thing talking about Tony wasting time it’s like pulling teeth. WE CAN WATCH AND LISTEN. Bro stop interrupting and over explaining wayyy too much on each video. You could put this information in the video description. Just play the clips!
Totally agree you bud BUT he has to heavily edit the video and interject the way he did otherwise the whole video would just get taken down for copyright and we wouldn’t have the clips.
I feel like this is almost their role now. They’ve taken on the fact that they suck and will never be comedians so now they just let real comedians belittle them like it’s comedy. These two are the absolute worst.
