Top 50 FUNNIEST Pokemon Nicknames 

I named one of my Pokemon son and took him to the daycare so the daycare lady said " if you want your son back it will cost 1000 dollars."

I once found a Xerneas named OH DEER GOD online. It absolutely made my day.

i named my Lugia Pidgey now when i say ill use pidgey they wont expect lugia

I caught an Abra and named it GTFO because all it could do was teleport. I just kept it after it evolved. My ditto is called "Sexslave" because that is all I use it for. So when I go to the day care it's "If you want your sexslave back it'll cost $100"

I always called my Torchic "Kickin Nuggets"

I got a Bidoof on Wonder Trade named "I'm so sorry"

Next time I catch a Ditto, I am gonna name it Beast Boy.

I caught a staryu,and I named it "PATRICK"

Not sure how many people will get this, but I once named a Carnivine "Audrey II". Somebody on Wonder Trade also gave me a Drowzee named "GetInTheVan".

My best friend's brother nicknamed his Totodile 'Away,' so when he would send him into battle, the screen would say, "Go, Away!"

zName Tentacruel "The Kraken" and go to PC and release it. there will be a text saying "The Kraken has been released" XD

disable's disable was disabled!

Was this just an elaborate John Cena joke?

Waifu used Charm!

Oooooooo! I got one "Parent" used punishment

Name a rotom wash "i drink bleach".

I saw a Shiny Ursaring in Gen 6 nicknamed "Shrek"!

1:12 DARUDE USED *_S A N D S T O R M_*

Rick Ghastly - Never Gonna Pick You Up

I named my Onix oxnixpected

Weed use smokescreen.

Optimus Prime-ape

Venusaur -> Penusaur. Yes, the game allows it. Also Blaziken -> Sriracha. And finally, female Snorlax -> Your mom.

'If you want your son back it's gonna cost you 1,000 dollars.' GetInTheVan used Thief! Also, I got wonder traded a Snorlax called 'Your Mom' holding a burn heal. :l

i named my squirtle squirter when i was 5.. my parents laughed at me but idk y.. now j know why..

What are some funny Pokemon nicknames you guys can come up with? Let me know! *Edit: Yes I know I skipped #3, it wasn't a mistake. Just a happy accident*

Porygon: Seizures

I caught a Phantump I named it Phantrump. In pokemon Sun

I named my geodude RICK and he likes to use ROLLout.

My Blaziken's name is actually Chick-Fil-A. I also have an Emboar named Ganon, an Empoleon named King Dedede, a Kyogre named Free Willy, a Rayquaza named Rayquayquay, a Xerneas named Oh Deer, and a ton of others.

The but it failed caught me off guard.

I usually name my character "My soul" and one of my Pokémon "its darkness" so that it says "My soul sends out its darkness!" I've also done these: -Named my Clefable "CleBABEle" -My Spheal "The Zit" -My Charmander "Bulbasaur" -My Bulbasaur "Squirtle" -My Squirtle "Leonardo" (Got you there, didn't I?) -My Swablu "Swaglu" -My Natu "IllumiNatu" -My Mankey "Dank-ey" -My Grovyle "Groovyle" -My Psyduck "Aspirin" -My Treeko "A Water Type" (Anyone? No? Okay...) -My Bayleef "Baeleef" -My Seel "Pftbbbbbb" -My Pidgey "KAH KAHHHHH!" and "Hotline Wing" -My Mewtwo "ArMEWgeddon" -The three legendary birds "Artidos" "Zaptres" and "Moltuno" -My Totadile (spelling?) "Pedodile" I am a sad human...

nudes is the best Pokemon nickname. When you send it through wonder trade, it will say 'sending nudes to ___! Goodbye, nudes!"

the john cena meme stoped being relevant 8 months ago.

nice job and I will name koffing fart bomb

I name my poliwag into poliswag

The "Emo used Cut" got me 😂😂😂

decidueye named Dr. Hoo

For Falinks you should name it exactly “Me &The Boys”

The next time I get any lizard pokemon, I'm gonna name it "The Government"

I got a Charmander named Pikachu on Wonder Trade one time.

#51 A gumshoos name Donald Trump

This video gave me the motivation to name one of my Krabby “Oh no, he”. What? Oh no, he is evolving!

Once while I was playing through pokemon Platinum, I found a Quagsire. I named it Swagsire. Best nickname ever.

The thumbnail made me burst in laughter

I named my charmander Burnie Sanders

Once, while playing pokemon pearl, my sister named all her pokemon Bob.

"Oh crap, he" is even better.

I faced a Terrorist. It didn't use SelfDestruct... It used "Bullet" Seed.

Called my Tapu Koko Koko Puffs

After 5 years, I just noticed that he purposely skipped the number 3

Am I the only one who named a Tentacruel 'HENTAI'??

I traded for a Magikarp named nothing useful

my nicknames Rayquaza- Dwagon Groundon- Dino Dwagon Kyogre- Sea Dwagon Palkia- Space Dwagon Dialga- Time Dwagon Giratina- Satanic Dwagon

I named all my Pokémon "I" so that it looked like I USED BUBBLE

My friend named his Decidueye "Robin Hoot" a reference to "Robin Hood"

The paul walker one got me 😂😂

1.Catch an Oddish(preferably shiny) 2. Name it Kush. 3. Be proud of yourself.

I named my litten John cena I caught the three regis, named them my body, is and ready and put them all next to each other in the box

“Oh shit he” is actually the funniest

I once saw a Ditto named CumBank on GTS I knew at that moment, I've played enough Pokémon for the day...

I named my Combusken Chicken... But when it evolved I regretted it

Anxiety used first impression It's super effective!

EMO used CUT!

I named my Machop -> Machop Suey.

2:23 You mean InCENAroar?

i named a pokemon yourself,so when i wondertrade it says :take care of yourself

I named my nidoking John Cena and I called my tentecreul squidwadd

Bad puns. Bad puns everywhere.

I got a level 6 Psyduck on wonder trade called Wrong Button, I didn't get it until I saw it was caught in a Master Ball

Name it “your mom” so when it is released it will say “your mom has been released” or when it faints “your mom fainted” or “your mom used judgement”

Name:I "I used Rest!" Name:Clock "Clock used Hyper Voice!" "I used Siesmic Toss!" "Its Super Effective!" Name:Mother "Go,Mother!" "Mother used Double Slap!" "I Fainted" "I gave 911$ To the winner."

Sounds like a lot of Hoopa for such funny nicknames.

Any name the Game Grumps made from their Pokémon playthroughs.

Name a Pokemon food, mom, son, daughter, self, or brain, and take it to daycare. Or name it 1000 pokedollars, so you have to pay 1000 pokedollars to get your 1000 pokedollars back.

I caught a sunken and named it teletubbie sun

I don't get what's so funny about blue waffle, I don't get it 😕

I DIED AT THE END LOL

When I was playing through pokemon Sun for the first time, I caught a wailmer and named it "Yo mama", a wailord and named it "Yo grandmama", and a snorlax and just put the word "You" as it's nickname.

I named a cloyster "Onix hole"

named oddish "weed"

HolyShitHe is evolving!

You missed number 3! Objection! Weve been scammed!

I had good Pokémon names until gen 6(My current team)1. Delphox (Foxy Loxy)2. Mega Absol (Absolutley)3. Zoroark (Mima God)4. Greninja (Dat Blue Boi)5. Arcanine (Assblaster)6. Ninetales (Coyote Spanker)

Got a Hawlucha named Randy Savage thru wonder trade... and its female. I kept it 😆

Jontron Cena

I named my Charmander in FireRed "Lil' Liz" but then she evolved into a Charizard and the name just became ridiculous XD

The first one killed me I was not expecting that one 💀

We'll in Oras I named my kyogre DamnBigFish surprised it let me honestly.

John Cena used Slam!

I named a random pokemon this boy So it says this boy is learning Flamethrower Or any move.

TACKLE USED TACKLE!

Anybody noticed he skipped #3?

I named an Absol Dabsol.

I named my butterfree, "WithButter."

I named my Haunter "Corona" in Let's Go Pikachu

i name my mimikyu am i cute ?

1:07 A-SHUCK-A-NORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!

I once named one of my pokemon "virginity" and the daycare lady said : If you want your virginity back it will cost 1000.

For the love of god, if you ever get a Mudkip, name it Memekip. Then change its name to Shrek as soon as it evolves.