"Hello darling, what's your name?" "My name is Carmen" "Ooh, Carmen, that's a nice name." "Why did they call you Carmen?" "Cause I like cars, and I like men. What's your name?" "Lagerfanny"
I watched this as a kid and all us kids used to think what it would be like to make it rude, now you have fulfilled a childhood dream, funnier than any so called comedian now!