Ten of my personal favorites from the dwarf Oghren when he is talking to the other characters of Dragon Age: Origins. I was not able to find all of his speeches, so didn't have a complete full line of banters to judge with.
After you dealt with Branka, Leliana and Oghren have a discussion. Oghren.(Heavy sigh) Leliana: I know how you feel. O: What?! L: You are thinking about Branka, and if you could have been a better husband to make things diferently and save her. (I don't eaxctly remember the hole discussion) O: No, I was just having stomach problems! It should be reaching you right now! L: Cough! Cough! Oh, Maker! O: I call it "The silent Killer"
how about the ai tactitcs the many and deep builds you could do . the awosome spells and combinations of them . and the big arrawy of skills and abilities yo could use instead of button massing the 6 abilities you are allowed to map like in da 3 . god damn ti dont even know how they fucked it up so much
Oghren: So, you and the Grey Warden, huh? (Chuckles) Morrigan: I hope you're not referring to Alistair. Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls? Morrigan: I believe the matter is still up for debate. Alistair: (if present) *Sigh* I'm right here, you know. Oghren: Anyway. You and the Grey Warden, huh? Morrigan: Do you actually have a question, dwarf? Or is it your intention simply to leer and drool? Oghren: Stick with the classics. Leer and drool. Morrigan: I thought so.
@@danknerevarine3678 I don't think Varric is really a good comparison. He is more similar to Morrigan: a clever antihero who does still care about people in the end. I'd say Sera or Iron Bull are more similar to Oghren, but not quite as much fun.
Oghren's and Alistair's conversation about "her legs" is also awesome. Since I heard that one while wandering through the deep roads I take Oghren everywhere with me... He's just way too hilarious to leave at the camp.
Yes. A hundred times yes. Tho for Varric's defence in Inquisition, his banters with Cole are very well done. Not the same character but mostly wholesome.
I like both (well, only DA2 Varric, DAI Varric not so much, he is not funny anymore in that game), but yes, Oghren is thousands of times way more awesome.
Encountering the Grand Oak with Oghren is pure gold : Tree :"Allow me a moment to welcome thee. I am called the Grand Oak, sometimes, the Elder Tree" Oghren :"Heh, it's a poet-tree...got it ?" XD
"Is that how you landed your own wife? No wonder she turned to her own sex for comfort" Jesus Morrigan, Is it even possible to burn someone more than that?
Oh Oghren, "Keep your pants where I can see 'em" 5:16, but Zevran does not wear pants! Everything Oghren says is golden. I'm surprised Zevran was able to kiss the Warden again after she drank Oghren's secret brew. It must be real love.
@@beverlyarcher3744 yeah he wanted to ride the dog into battle, Oghren ask the dog to stay still and attempted to put a saddle on him, but the dog ran away. it was a companion dialogue between the dog and Oghren.
I went to the dwarves last, so I had little time to get to know Oghren. I didn't really like him to give him a chance. In Awakening, I got him as second companion and his charms soon ensnared me. From that point on, he was party member number 1.
It makes sense to do Redcliffe first, then the mage tower, then ashes/Orzammar. But of course if you want to recruit everyone as fast as you can, you should get mage tower and Orzammar I guess. Dunno if it affects Redcliffe. At any rate, you just leave the elves and DLC and other missions after you have everyone and then you can have quite some enjoyment with everyone. Except of course the hidden companion who you can't get at this point in the main quest yet.
Yeah I don't tend to pick him up til l quiet late eithe rin most of my runs but that's mostly because I find Orzammar the most difficul tsection o fthe game and find I do better once I've hada good chance to level up so the dwarves tend to be the last I do. Though got too admit dwarves do seem tohave a wicked sense of humour in DA as I find both Varric and Oghren funny as hell.
Oghren: So. With the boss, aye? * Alistair: Pardon? * Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats. * Alistair: I don't know-- * Oghren: Polishing the footstones. * Alistair: --what you're-- * Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will. * Alistair: what are you going on about? * Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat. * Alistair: Are you just making these up right now? * Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em.
love zevran and oghren's chatter #9, zevran was trying to get a rise out of oghren, but it nonetheless showed that oghren is actually quite brave, as he's been hiding his discomfort and fear of the surface. Quite stoic of him if u ask me.
I never would have guessed Steve Blum, who voiced Spike Speigal from Cowboy Bebop, did the voice for Oghren. Maybe that's the reason I liked him so much!!
I'm crying in laughter XD!!! Two things that r funny for Ogren is in awakening when tells the female elf " oooo look at me I'm an elf I like trees tralala". And when he gets his armor taken and gets pissed ROFL!!!!
It’s not. Oghren was voiced by Steve Blum, that Wolverine was voiced by Cathal Dodd. His last video game voice acting was Marvel vs Capcom 2, again voicing Wolverine as well as a few others. He has done very little game acting other than Capcom made Marvel games.
6:48 xDDD Old Wynne got curious if Oghren refered to Alistairs private part but got something else but if you close your eyes you still can imagine something else still xD
Velanna: If you must be so close, dwarf, I'd prefer that you turn your head. Oghren: Well, sorry for looking. I can't help that your womanly splendor is at eye level. Velanna: What? I was referring to your -- Oghren: Oh, you weren't talking about -- er, what were you talking about? Velanna: Your breath, dwarf. The fell cloud that emanates from your gaping maw. Oghren: (Chuckles) They didn't call me the ladykiller of Orzammar for nothing
There's many more good banters that he could have used in this video, I can think of at least 4 of them that were pretty funny. But, read the description: "ten of my personal favorites"... :)
hahaha The most hilarious thing is that when oghren talks about weapons and such his companions sexualize his comments because they dont get their minds out of the gutter XDDDD
Oghren: So, uh, what did you do with her legs? Alistair: Whose legs? Oghren: Her legs. That's the problem with dwarven legs. They're useless as an accessory. Alistair: I didn't do anything with them. I don't know what-- Oghren: Ah, say no more. Just got 'em outta the way and went about your business. Good on you, son. Alistair: Uhm. Thanks.
Ogrhen : I keep tellin him, pikes are for stickin things at long range, aye, horses and such. Not for... twirling like a sissy girl. Wyne: Wait yo-your talking about an actual pike, like a spear Ogrhen:Obviously, what else would I be talking about.. Wyne I.. can't imagine.. LMAO Ogrhen is great XD
@Linkforlife199 His conversations with Anders is really funny too XD Oghren: Ooh big scary templar man~ What are you going to do with that sword? Anders: Eww. MY FAV!! LOL!
Oghren can make everything sound perverted. I'm not surprised he sort of gets allong with Zevran at times xD too bad my fav convo wasn't in the top 10: Oghren: ELF! Zevran: OGHREN?! Oghren: I have something to say to you! Zevran: I am all ears! as we elves like to say... Oghren: I well..uhh...now I forgot... Zevran: *sigh* alas... Oghren: yeah..but...just know...I had something... Zevran: you had several somethings I suspect. It's part of your charm. no idea why but It makes me laugh every time.
@d10dawg because there's a script trigger on it..So when you walk on it .. a banter start.Banter don't start randomly .. they're triggered.You only need to load the zone.So the guy just walk inside the arena and walk o nthe bridge each time.
Curious? Heh. Bah, it's entirely true. What, you haven't seen him twirling his pike? He goes at it when he thinks no ones watchin'. Hehe, knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow. Caught him just the other day, blushed all the way down to his naval, then couldn't find his shirt. I swear, hes gonna hurt himself one day the way he works that thing. I keep tellin' him pikes are for stickin' things at long range; horses and such, not for twirling like a sissy girl.
@ensittare well most people will spend there attribute points and save there points to pushase spells for when they have enough attributes spent and enough spell points spent to go deep in there focused tree's of choice or they could just spend them on what they have access to soon as they lvl and waste it cuz u know there non refundable... make use of what u have when u lvl or save up and plan out a master peice of a character...
The best one is if the female PC has a romance with Alistair :D Oghren: So. With the boss, aye? Alistair: Pardon? O: You and the boss. Rolling your oats. A: I don't know-- O: Polishing the footstones. A: --what you're-- O: Tapping the midnight still, if you will. A: what are you going on about? O: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat. A: Are you just making these up right now? O: Nope. Been saving 'em.
Morrigan at 2:42 : "Is that how you landed your own wife? No wonder she turned to her own sex for comfort..." "Now, that's just mean..." Morrigan, I would have said exactly the same; gloomy, gothic-like witch as you are, you have enough IQs where it matters.
@kanariad2 is that good or bad? cuz.,... wait, have you ever noticed how oghren seems to be talking about soemthign innapropriate, but then sounds confused when you accuse him of being perverted or something similar? it confunds the crap out of me.
poor guy he's such a pervert that every time he's actually honestly talking about something everyone thinks he's referring to something else. Oghern: "the things i would do to that..." Morrigan: "oh no, it's leering at me again."
(a dwarven family crisis) Dwarf kid: mommy, why isn't daddy drunk? D. Mom: your fathers stopped drinking Dwarf dad: ah I can start any time I want too Dwarf mom: your sobriety is tearing this family apart!
@guitarplayer1293 I know only few versions, but german version was the best for my ears. Sexy, wise and dangerous. Morrigan with english voice sounds like a old british women.Its my opiniion, Everyone has its own taste.
On number 3... The one about twirling pike, blushing, not finding his shirt, working his pike..... Pikes are for sticking things at long range... And then morrigan relized he was talking about something else.
@Anthonieee14 another of my favorites, when you take Oghren to the Mages tower. "Wow, thats one amazing tower, I wonder how long it took to ERECT!!, hahaha, get it erect!!" literally made me *facepalm*
"draw your weapon and say that again" Just realized that if Zev wanted too he could have given a much different reaction to that being said to him.... >.> just to scare Oghren
@sethnet1022 No, I meant that when he was talking about "twirling a pike" he actually did mean THAT pike, but, you know, decided to be Oghren and have a laugh at Wynne.
"I'm not bloody 2 feet tall swishy nug licker" LMFAO Little Pike Twirler.....LMFAO Oghren is the best character, follwed closely by Morrigan, Alistar, and Wynne
Honestly, I wasn't impressed with the graphics or the story. It was very standard for fantasy. But the characters! And the dialog! I loved it for those reasons.
