TRANSFORMERS: The Last Knight Movie Review 

10/10 IGN. That banana is already nominated for best actor at the oscars

John's skit probably has a higher rotten tomatoes score than Transformers 5...

"That was the sound of Michael Bay pooping on you and then stealing your money!" -John Fucking Flickster

I'm impressed you actually spent the money to buy the toys just for the skit.

He playin with those toys like Sid from Toy Story though😂

that woman's restroom story was pretty damn funny

I took my 16 year old daughter to see this, she turned to me about halfway through, and said, "What is even going on?" I turned to her and said, "I don't know, darling...I don't know...."

I really hope John will reach 1 million like Chris. To get there just be different and unique and try your best to get your reviews out right when he films come out. You are one of my favourites John keep it up!

Make a Cybertron origins prequel and take out all of the shit human characters. That's the only way they'll make a decent transformers film.

Compared to the actual movie yours was... LIT!

Your Optimus and Bumblebee fight lasted longer than the actual fight in the movie

People:Can someone make the worst movie of 2017?° Michael Bay:HOLD MY BEER T5: The Last *_Shitte_* coming soon in cinemas near you!

Favorite movies w/ robots: *Star Wars *Empire Strikes Back *The Force Awakens *Blade Runner: Final Cut (although, it's debatable whether or not we can call the replicants robots). *Ex Machina

Literally the best mark wahlberg impression ever

John made a better movie with 5 dollars than Bay did with 217 million dollars

Never seen a review so accurate. Especially about the IMAX/Standard cropping stuff, that got so annoying.

I agree about the first Transformers movie. It was just a entertaining movie. The issue with these Transformers movies is they took it to far, they should have made it a trilogy and thats it. Even if the Transformers movies were all bad, it should have been a trilogy. Love your videos John!

Hilarious. Please do a skit intro for Baby Driver with your hands pushing the cars.

The whole video should have just been John playing with his Transformers toys and a banana in his backyard.

A+ review! best thing to watch at 2 am!

I had an anxiety fit when I seen the first Thor cause 1.I had a cold and just felt awful 2.The movie theater was to full 3.I kept on having to use the bathroom 4.went in the women's bathroom. 5.Then I did like this uncontrollable cry and I never cry 6.The more people laughed at me the more I cried Then I left the theater and almost got hit by a car... anyway I was only 11 then I'm 18 now . I always kick my self in the head every time I think about that.

0:43 This kind of Fight Scene is what happens when you try to button-mash your way through Batman Arkham Games.

TF: ok 😌 TF2: what da hell! 🤢 TF3: mmmm meh.😞 TF4: holy 💩 they need to stop TF5: ooooh come ooooon! 😩

The aspect ratios are headache-inducingly terrible. As soon as I saw the first letter boxing I noticed it every time in the movie and trust me that's a lot. Mixed with the extremely choppy editing, this genuinely gave me a headache and took me out of the movie where I couldn't concentrate, how did they think having 2 aspect ratios was a good idea?!!! Why not shoot the non-IMAX shots with a standard digital camera with the same 1.85:1 aspect ratio

Wait so there's a big buff guy named john the flicking pick in the background holding Optimus prime and bumblebee?

Lol that thumbnail 😂😂😂😂

Very good review and critiques; you nailed the parts about the filming of standard and IMAX. That diet coke story was perfect! I really enjoyed this review.

John, I tried counting the explosions in this movie (it's more engaging than the actual movie) and I got to about 750 before I gave up during the finale

1:01 The banana part killed me! xD

Imagine if Michael Bay sees this review while John is working with him on Ambulance 2022 🤣

And that's why my neighbors think I'm insane. -John Flickster

Favourite movie with robots in it? T2:Judgement Day!

That was a funny skit man, had me laughing this morning. Limp banana should be a villain haha

I feel like we're getting old school flickpick back and I love it 🤙

god damn the intro, you really outdone yourself this time John! :D

Me and my wife just watched it. The segment after UK onward, she said she nearly cried, just being lost. Also, by the time bumble bee spoke with his true voice to Optimus, my wife took off her 3d glasses, was closed to breaking them, looked at the rest of the audience and did a wave as if to say, what...?!?! I myself am lost for words and never looked at my sweetheart the whole time because I really didn't know how to explain any of this to her.

My brother thought you smacking the Transformers together was you showering for some fucking reason.

"It is the external wombs which heal the quickest"....... BOOM 💥😂😂😂😂

LMAO 😂😂 John ur Insane!!Opening with the toys was EPIC!!

3:20 😂 lol bro.

Feeling ripped off was my exact same reaction from Age of Extinction. After watching that, I swore never to watch TF5 unless it miraculously pulls off a 50% on RT. I guess i'll be saving some money this time. Michael Bay is just trolling at this point.

When Transformers released 10 years back, it looked to be a promising start for a good franchise. After 4 movies, Micheal bay proves he can make that promise go away.

Wow, that short in the beginning was way more fun than the actual movie.

Seriously this is why I subscribed to your channel. This is the type of videos I want to see here!

This Movie made me sleep in theatre, well it was a good nap though...

Your reviews are absolutely on point. Keep doing what you are doing. I 100% agree with your review of movies.

i can;t believe i slept better in the theater than in my own room during this movie

I couldn't believe when the aspect ratio was literally changing almost every shot, never known another movie where this happened

im actually kinda impressed with the quality of this video john, just wish it showed up in my subscription feed more

Lmao that opening skit was epic

Love the humor/ craziness in this review. You got a new sub here!

I'll give you a rundown of how I think the transformers movies could have been better: First Movie: Don't change anything really, except have Optimus have the matrix of leadership on him, and not a lost relic like it was portrayed in the 2nd movie. When the autobots are talking at sunset about optimus' plan to sacrifice himself and the allspark, have them also comment on destroying the Matrix of Leadership within Optimus. You'll see why the plot's changed like this. Second Movie: When sam witwicky is going off to college, DON'T have him be like this storage container for the remains of the allspark, rather have him give it to Bumblebee and have the two separate... for real. Like, cut Witwicky out of the movie from that point. No more Shia lebouf or Megan Fox. As Bumblebee is heading out to rejoin the autobots, have the decepticons surprise attack him and take the allspark shard, which will be used to revive Megatron. Megatron heads to The Fallen and have him discuss a Plan A and a Plan B: Plan A was to use the Allspark to generate an infinite army, and Plan B was to use the Matrix of leadership to restart the Sun Harvester. Since Plan A didn't work, the Fallen needs to have Prime die to take back the Matrix, not have him die because of some stupid reason like "Only a prime can kill me". See, you've not only taken the annoying human element out of this movie but also you have a much more cohesive reason as to why they need to kill Optimus. Now, have that amazing forest battle play out, Optimus dies, but the autobots take the matrix before the Fallen gets it and the autobots are on the run. Have them try to discuss their possibilities, which gives them a chance to actually.. .you know, DEVELOP AS CHARACTERS, and have them meetup with Jetfire because shit, these characters are actually lost without Optimus and LET THEIR WEAKNESS AS A COHESIVE AUTOBOT GROUP TEST THEIR LIMITS, FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Jetfire tells them about the sun harvester and they go to Egypt (no humans :D) and duke it out. Jetfire sacrifices himself for Optimus, the whole finale action scene happens, yay. You actually have a transformers movie about the transformers that develop the transformers as transformed characters, without having annoying shia lebouf or clickbait megan fox. Third Movie: The autobots are now a separate faction from the humans, so there's tension between the govs and the autobots. Decepticons intentionally make the autobots find out about the Ark and Sentinel Prime, bring him back and have Optimus and Sentinel form their mentor-student bond. Yay, you actually have development for Optimus, struggling to figure out if his leadership at the moment is good enough when his very own mentor, another older prime, is in their midst. Yay, character dev for Optimus... finally. Have Sentinel, being that wise old senile lovable guy who only wants peace between the decepticons and autobots, reform his alliance with megatron about the whole "bring-cybertron-to-earth" idea and let that all run through. The problem with Sentinel Prime in the actual theatrical movie is that he's "kind of" some tragic character who only wanted to do what's best for the transformers, but he acts like a completely unsympathetic character during his bad-guy shtick, so during this run have him have regrets and stuff, you know, like "crap, I kind of don't want to harm these squishy humans and betray Optimus", which makes him actually a tragic character. Anyways, have Optimus develop as a character finally by having him stand up against his mentor's authority and lead the autobots to victory. Meanwhile, the humans, understandably afraid of everything going on and up-in-arms about the autobots running away from them, try to kill off both autobots and decepticons. Have Sentinel Prime die and Megatron injured and run like a coward, make Optimus question whether if it was even a good idea to come to Earth in the first place. There, now you have a proper setup for why the autobots are on the run from the humans in the 4th movie. Fourth Movie: When ratchet is killed off by the humans and Lockdown, before he dies, remember that convo he has with the head honcho of the attack group about how the honcho's daughter or something died in chicago? Have Ratchet reply that he doesn't have a right to talk back since Ratchet had to constantly lose his brothers and sisters in this century-long war and had to fix his friends up only to see them die when they went back out. I dunno, this makes the autobots a lot more sympathetic and stuff. At least it gives Ratchet's death a whole lot more meaning. And don't just see Ratchet's death; actually show how all the autobots and decepticons are dying off and stuff. Give us something worth sympathizing over, you know? And gives the premise about how the transformers are facing extinction, LIKE THE TITLE SAYS. Also, remove that whole "transformers came and made the dinosaurs extinct" crap; we've already revised history enough. Oh, and remove Lockdown from the equation. He gets the boot here... because he's a 3rd wheel between the love relationship between megatron and optimus and just takes away Megatron's role in the story. Anyways, have the autobots, finally fed up about being hunted and stuff, ACTUALLY RETURN TO CYBERTRON. Make the autobots actually try to restart their civilization, and have decepticons actually join the autobots since without Megatron they're essentially broken as a group. You know, have the transformers DEVELOP AS A COHESIVE IDENTITY... Meanwhile, Megatron forms a rogue faction and uses the humans to create his army and stuff, have him and his new army return to Cybertron, finally killing off the humans like they deserve, give some decepticons some character development about whether they want to rejoin Megatron or not, and have them finally restart their civilization away from the humans and as a united civilization. I dunno, kind of play on the idea that the transformers are nearing extinction LIKE THE TITLE SAYS, MICHAEL BAY YOU DUMBFUCK. Fifth Movie: A prequel movie. About the war on cybertron and what drove them to this war in the first place. Have references to the Allspark, the Fallen, Megatronus' rise to power, the Matrix of Leadership, the Ark, and finally set up everything that's supposed to take place in the first four movies. There, the prequel movie only about transformers, for transformers, no humans at all. Yay!

3 years ago I called AOE the Transformers' "Darkest hour" ... I was wrong, it was just the prelude

DID JOHN JUST THROW SHOTS AT JEREMY JAHNS? LMAO

That thumbnail is from Age of Extinction. Lol

The movie actually needed to be longer. Apparently, Bay removed 40 minutes of screen time of more plot explanation, action and scenes to smoothen up the film, due to the fear of critical feedback. Well, I guess people thought it was fast due to the overall past passing, but really, the critics are actually the ones who ruined the entire film in the first place. I extremely hope the blu ray has these scenes that were removed because the film really needs it.

I clicked on this so fast!

Best live action Movie Review even. TRANSFORMERS The Last Knight is really called Unicorn awaking because they took that from TRANSFORMERS prime.

You impression of the movie deserves an A+.

LOL at the bathroom part.

If that banana was in the movie, the movie would be 10x better.

Where did you get the stunt double for that banana?

so happy to see you back John!!! finally the world can feel magical and mystical again!

Wow the fight you did in the beginning was just as long as the actual movie fight.

Favorite Robot movies? - Robocop 1 & 2 - Terminator 1 & 2 - Robot Jocks - The Matrix & M:Reloaded

John when you walked into the women's restroom just say you identify as a woman. They can't do anything. lol

I'm sorry to inform you that although I love Hopkins, he was replaced as Hannibal by Mads Mikkelsen.

the start of this video is who sid from toy story grew up to be.

The beginning was good, the middle was meh, the end was terrible. I literally wanted to leave so badly at the end. I didn't even wait for the after credit scenes, I was fucking OUT. The only good part of the WHOLE MOVIE was Anthony Hopkins and Cogman

I hope you get hired by a tv station or blog or something you have the most charisma of any RU-vid movie critic. You and Stuckmann should become the next Siskel and Ebert duo

that intro was funny. your shirt is cool

People forget that the best storyline in transformers had no humans and was a war on cybertron. Why can't we just have that?? Or have a bunch of slaves (humans, aliens, whatever) rebuilding cybertron and the autobots fuck it up. 10/10 review man, keep it up!

don't forget ''I am Optimus Prime'' for like the billionth time in every damn scene

Wow, that skit was 100x better than any transformers movie I have ever seen. 10/10

Anthony Hopkins and Cogman were so funny in this film 😂

I like ur reviews when they are inundated with you pushing a product. Good review.

You loved the first one so much more because it's the only one Spielberg gave a damn about. He was the most directly involved in the production so he could save it from Bay. So we get awesome Spielberg scenes like Bumblebee approaching the window in the yard. Bay doesn't know how to pull that off alone and just makes noise.

"I have to return some video tapes" That T-shirt is fucking amazing, where did you get it dude? Im a huge American Psycho fan, one of my favorite movies.

I was at Pizza Hut, and this dude farted. You could hear the shit that came out his ass and into his pants. No joke.

That intro tho, lol.

I really appreciate how John was Able to explain the plot visually in this review, which leads to a much more believable world overall.

hay! did anyone else see Eddi 'THE BEAST' hall in the movie? 😱😱😱

Oh John, I'm sure those two ladies didn't mind you wandered into their bathroom!

Is it me or do these new Transformers toys seem way too simplistic as compared to the old school ones?

John grew up with Transformers the last....oh wait wrong channel....

You "accidentally" wandered into the women's room? Suuuurrrreeee you did.

I mean the only reason I enjoy watching these movies is for the long, over-the-top, extreme, violent, epic fights involving Transformers. I went in expecting to see that, and I left happy because I got what I wanted. The visual effects are top notch and that's why I had to see it in a real IMAX. Despite the confusing and messy story and some unnecessary human scenes, you can't deny these movies are good for one thing and one thing only: epic action. The humor was pretty good too.

"This movie has more jump cuts than a shitty RU-vid video" is one of the best lines I've ever heard, and very accurate for this film.

I agree with John,the first movie was good,it wasn't a great movie but entertaining,had a plot you could follow,the CGI-fest was on a tolerable level and even the humour wasn't totally cringe all the time.And there's a reason for this:Steven Spielberg was heavily involved in the movie,as Exec.Producer,the scenes with Sam and Bumblebee have clearly his signature. Then,Paramount gave M.Bay free reign over this franchise and he turned it completely to shit.At this point,the studio knows it's crap,the actors involved like Mark Wahlberg & Sir Anthony Hopkins know it's crap,hell even M.Bay knows it's crap.But as long they make money,they will continue to make them. What this franchise needs,is a fresh,clean start and a total reboot,made by somebody with talent and fresh ideas.Basically,they need to find somebody to do with Transformers,what Nolan did for Batman,because Transformers has potential for a good franchise.

It's baffles me how this franchise is still growing & making movies

This is one of the best Flick Pick reviews of all time haha!

love the shakycam aspects of your film...

"Piece of shit" probably says it all. I haven't seen it yet and my expectations are really hitting rock-bottom. Ah, I really used to love this franchise. Maybe Marvel can be an answer?? :)

The Skit. HAHAHA!

that skit in the beginning is a billion times better than the movie

The thumbnail says it all 😂

"The best thing about this movie?"...no. Mark was one of the main reasons I complained about this movie. Why we felt the need to focus on him dodging drones for what felt like a good 40 minutes is beyond me. This is a TRANSFORMERS movie, we could've seen at least several scenes of intense autobot vs. decepticon action...but no...we just seem to love that camera on good ol' Marky. Bull.

That would make a great movie... Flick Pick Guy goes into the Ladies Rest Room. Get Kevin Smith to direct; it could have a Clerks vibe.

Interstellar has TARS, KIPP, and CASE, so I could probably say Interstellar is my favorite movie with robots.